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The Portland Journal ALFREO P. BOWEN If- 'v jotTWf A yRtNTIKO CO, proprtator L8T B. HASBROOK, i Tim Bid., N.Y, '.- Hartior Uidg., Chicago - j : TltB INDEPENDENT AFTERNOON - PAPe OP OREOON. , Oscd. BOiMinf, Fifth U4 YamkUJ St. S YssskUl Stret. . f:trd ti Second-Class Mail Matter at ;,. Foe-toffloe, rortiano. vr. - :: " TPJ PPHnNP i ' ftaetettt Office? Orcgec Oaln goe: CoiamMa7S MtuvMRBM . . 4 . h sum TKB JOURNAL, on year ; 00 ' HB JOURNAL, six months THiJ JOURNAL, three months t IHH JOURNAL, by the Week 19 :THBJ JdTJKNAli; by msit. per year..00 . THE JOURNAL, by matt 4 months. 100 CITY SUBSCRIBERS. 1 - If city subscribers fall to secure their paper they will confer a favor If they will call up ruin 500 and enter ; tuevcomplalnU. n PORTLAND, ORE., JUNE 24, 1802 , ' TOO HIGH WHEAT FREIGHT8. C ivTfca producers of tit Northwest have tat fight t demand early recognition of aetr need the Improvement f th , waterways; f;jtfgbt b how cheapening , the' cost of transportation of product to tb Ma toast. There i at. thia time bo check upoir4hjtoo-lgli- charges of , th railroad companies., Bate tot tb ; hauling of wheat ar mor than they ar W ahy other state, excepting, perhaps, front some parts of Washington. Even California, traditionally complaining at th exaction of, th' Southern Pacific Cocapeay, does not pay so much for ; wheat-freight per bushel, proportion to th distance, we of Oregon have been' too patient. W have been content When , i we should have been Insistent. We have permitted, when should havs pro fclblted, excess!, charges. , Th opening of th Columbia River to , Irrigation would make for these cheaper rate. It would to It -th problem as It solved th problem of carrying products . of the Kiddle West to the Atlantic. It would be td th Inland Empire of Oregon - b4 Washington - what the Sues Canal was to Uionesota, Wisconsin, th Dakota and Iowa, and for even a much larger cop of country. It la a subject that must be hammered Fpon, It must b brought constantly to th attention of tbs Houses of Congress. . It must be forced upon th thought of those who go to Washington to represent . us, or, too often, to misrepresent us, in "the deliberations of legislation. j There must b an irrepressible conflict, . never ending strife, a persistency that know no rest, ntU th end ha been attained. Temporising, methods must be condemned. ' Makeshifts must, be'excorj , ated. Attempt to satisfy th demands of he people wtU temporary surveys must . rejected. .C-. ' - Portland, a the commercial mart of the Inland Empire, has vital interest in th Columbia's opening to , navigation. Portland will reap as much benefit as will -- th producers farther Inland. The Colum bla open to the free passage of boats will , make Portland such a city as Will be to Aim present sice and importance as ten t one. There will be no San Francisco, nor any Taconm, nor any Seattle that " will compare With the Portland that re ceives the flood of trad waiting upon . th opening of the Columbia. It is the ' on enterprise that should be inaugurated (or the good of this city and the towns and country that depend Upon it - LITTLE HELP FOR THE PEOPLE. Senator Thomas R. Bard of California , Toted for the Panama Canal route. Mr. ' Bard a one of the men who was elected . by a Legislature absolutely pledged to ' th Nicaragua route and he himself was pledged to it. . Yet he falls IFown before . th railroad Influences that were at work T&l tb able hands of Mark Hanna. The rafllaoads have fought the canal from the tarv)to th present time. The substitu tion W the Panama for the . Nicaragua rOUtB Was at their instigation and for the purpos of defeating the Scheme. They ' know as well as nearly everyone knows .- that the Panama route Is not a practical " rout and Its adoption is defeat of the measura ' Mr. Hanna Is the man who la ' leading the fight for the railroads. When ' such, men as Bard, who has been above reproach, will bow to such an Influence, .,., It, makes one wonder what show tin peo ' pi )iave against corporate Influence. , MORALE OF THE KINDERGARTEN To one looks over the city and 'realises the Slu and def.'acation .hat curs us, tin possibilities of the free public kladergarteii appeal most powerful- ; lyivAhdIt l in no impractical, E Utopian cohotption of Its function that th advo cat of. the kindergarten asked recently that tb echoed district take over tb rystem from tb Portland association. lLt the , testimony of one who k news th facts, whose position gives him th- ' Might Into th conditions, . bear upon the ubject Lt Mr. McLauchlan, Chle.f of Portland's police b a wltneaa" ifr. Mo Xaucblan avers (hat iht ire klnderg arton wtil make Tor better lives of th ehildren vt tb wore portions 'of . tho city; that thy need It to th end that they be glyen a gtimps of better things than homes i ta ahkh loflutnce ar of th worst;' and tnatthf noraa bf the sty wm be vutiy Improved 'if th publi schools maintain the kindergarUnsv''i-4 . Her Is ward from man who, doe n remain In an atmoapher of books, Iso lated, from contact with people of less than usual Intelligence aba good morals. It Is rfoza a man" 6t intelligence and good character Who' 13 CompdeXl to see much that is repulsive, and yet who desires the best for tit home. town. It jg exeert testimony, not th theorlrlng of one who live- ht tb cloud who would net train One tenet of , an abstract social philosophy, eVeH When tHo- facta and arguments move 4 auosv alteration. rurthermore, public maintenance of the kindergarten wUl remove from them the objection of charitable Institutions that engender paferftallstld Ideis. Now, In Portland, . they ar kept up by private purses. Under th proposed plan they would belong to all e th people and tbcrit woiiiA hi no paUpOrlxlhg of any who tent their children to them. SCHOOL DAYS AND AFTEffWARD Perhaps the school boy and girl are to b Pitied for that" they must hear so much of ltdvlce--cheap commodity freely given and less freely followed. Tet there are some thing that young people may read without lack of profit There as some experiences that oiaer persons have ba4 that Would be as accumulated capital were the youngster to heed them, and , not eomoel that, they learn only .T - - - . , in th school of th same experience. The school 1 but n epitome of the world. It is not troe that tne stuoeni comes forth to find an atmosphere differ, eiit, with standards of opposU character. As on live! in Wl school days, as one hopes and fears, as one succeeds or is dlseppolntad, so 1U It bo In the future into which tUT graduate steps whan h read bis essay or speaks bis oration. Thar wilt b th sain glittering prom ises; tb cam things ht seem but are hot gold; the same -high, hopes with th same bitter disappointments. There will b ti ; same striving for tb, prises of lit, Wita the nam contestants and the same jealousies. IB the school are young men and wo men, grown somewhat older, but hever tneJes -with just the needs, desire and ambition that caused striving among th student It Is a false philosophy that teaches young people that thiar aotiv world is so different from th irorW of school days. Ruoh philosophy grows either from lack bf knowledge of th school, or from fail ure to conceive what 1 tb real meaning of life. Wherever are people will be the things that go to make up the school days. There will be that which interests them, which they love, which they hate, which they desire and that for which they strive. The religious philosopher argues that death is but an incident in an endless career, that end of physical life Is but a point in time that never ends. In the same sanoe, graduation-is, but an inci dent In Ufa, a point of Urn In the career that goes rt the witness th same expe riences that marlted' th earlier year. MR. PERKINS SHOULD EXPLAIN Senator Perkins of California Withdraws hie support for the Pacific cable, and, favors one constructed by private own ers. He cite the fact that th company now offering to build th Paoiflo cable will transmit message at fl per word, Whereas the present sat i tl.66. This appears to be about all the reason given by th California Senator why there Should be a cable owned by individuals. Instead of by the Federal Government. Mr. Perkins should explain his position further. He has not covered the ground. He apparently forgets that the British Government is to transmit messages over the same bcean.it SO cent "per word; that if th cable b owned by th Gov ernment it will be operated upon the cost to th consumer principle; that when business develop Sufficiently the rates will be lowered; that, like th postal sys tem, the Government-owned- cable line would gradually be cheapened until the ordinary person could afford to use ft; in short, Mr. Perkins seems to forget about all of the salient points in favor of a Government-owned cable, and to dwell upon the one that is not essential. If there be any enterprise that the Gov ernment should own, it is the cable next to the.poetoffloes. Especially Is this true In view of the fact that our relations With the Far Ka.t are strengthening each year, and our business growing rapidly. For the reasons glVeti herein; the Pacific cable should be owned and operated by" the Federal . Government. . Senator Perklns ongbt to know this, and, knowing It, he ought to stand by th position upon which he stood formerly, when he waa a champion of the eenetructien of the cable by thia Government and Its ownership by the same, ' AN HISTORIC AFFAIR. A sit should b selected for th 1905 Fair where Improvements cOftld be made that would be permanent in their charac ter. For Instance1, the primary object of tb Fair Is an historical display. It Is to commemorate H eVeftt of much im portance to th NorthuneajU Taking that as a central feature then the idea should be to erect upon the site selected 'an his tOMc build!.. . It . itiohid be permanent and for ; U: time.' After the Fair has passed; away this J hittorloat building would J in th naura- of: A 'monmnt h4 tBe people bow living and thosg to com would and in it much to insrrnct and interest them. To accomp&sB th greatest good In the erection oT iueV i monument the site of the Fair should b as cantrally located as possible, vv .-, Mr. Rosenblatt thinks" that" in whole people should not be taxed tor th benefit of the few. H thinks th benefits de rived from a flr boat would be for those along the water fro&t Tree, 'but if it was not for this same1 water freiif the rest Of us Would not be here. tTh man on the water front cannot be suc cessful to any great Extent without ex tending bis success to those doing busi ness up on Sixth street, ' or even to Twelfth street, or for that matter to all parts of the town. No, that sort of doctrine is not the kind which makes the best for all concert od. "HOLINESS" SECT' Mi-Mi.-.'. Religious Enthusiasts Who Are Alwajs Looking for Trouble. The "Holiness" adherents are a pecul iar sect They believe that the Pay of Judgment Is near at hand, and are ex ceedingly demonstrative In their 'prepara tion for it Whenever a few of them get together they begin to sing, and their hymns ar of the most doleful klnid all about the condemned soul and the hor tors of perdition. Their religion is of the Fame doleful kind, and the beauties of religion, of the world and of life have no place in their creed. "Praise God" is their way of saying "Good morning," and the reply Is "Amen." The men kiss eaeh cither When they meet and they, have many other curious customs. "Thank God I see you alive!" la another saluta tlon. They ar faith curists and have no uss for physicians. .Their ministers ar not xtald. but work at some trad a a sld line. Their religion, will not permit them tb wear neckties. They wear col lars, generally of celluloid, but no ties. Singing of hell, preachtng of hell and praying to be delivered from heU oc cupy most of their time, and they seem to be trying hard to dodge th fiery fur- ances of the hereafter, but as they go through life they lose sight Of much that Is beautiful and Inspiring: More Date Trees id Arizona. "Another carload of date palm tree recently arrived at the experiment-sta. tlon sooth of Tempe to be plantel. They came from Egypt a year age," say th PhoenlXH-Hepubllcan, "but did hot arrive m Arisona until October, being kept in the station greenhouse at Tucson through th winter. They are of large size the largest weighing as mucn a 600 pounds. They are 8$ in number, com prising some six or seven of ths choicest varieties. Professor Forbes reports the orchard in fine condition, 17 of the suckers imported two years Ago being In blossom. This a record-breaker for transplanted sucker; and there" will be early informa tion on the raamy of fruit produced by these imported trees. Thus far the date orchard experiment Hear vTemp teems to be successfully proving that tnd cul ture of date palms in Arizona will some day become an extensive and a profit able industry, or that It may become so the tillers Of the soil ohoose to en gage in It. The palm Is valuable first Ior the reason that M eon be grown success fully in so few sections of tho jtjnitod States and secondly because th Soil re quired Is that which is least valuable for other purposes. It is on of the" lines of investigation carried on by th expert' ment station that Is resulting satisfac torily and that could not well hav been undertaken by private enterprise. Artificial Marble. The lack of marble in Denmark has led te many attempts to produce a substitute whicb would equal in deooratlve effects the natural product. A Danish roaster builder Is producing a stone of such dell cate transition of tints and play of color that it Is impossible to distinguish it from th natural product,- whli as to cost of manufacture, , it can compel , with, al) other artificial marble The imitation of th most expensive species does not ex ceed in cost that of th cheaper ones, ; The process of manufacture is slmpl scd the cost of the outfit doe not ex ceed 1175. The artlcl oan be prodoped in any form desired columns plain or flut ed, and capitals as readily a flat slaba. It la claimed that even pictures mar be made of this marble, it seems, to hav the durability of genuine marble, but its cost is only about one-tenth as much., - How to Tie a Woman' 6hoi String. It was a Brookllne electric,. comfortably filled, when a well-dressed young woman entered and took a seat next to a man. Presently she leaned forward and began to tie up her shoe lacing. It .proved rath er difficult to do with her gloves, on, but after a while the passengers witnessing the performance . saw the feat aooomr pushed and .the lady sat. back, calmly gazing out of the window as if 'sh wa always tying her shoe" in electric cars. At the next stop the man beside her roSe to get off, but, lo! there came a struggle, and then horror mutual and general. The two were fastened, not exactly hand and foot but shoe and shoe! So diligently had the lady tied the knots that the lac ing had to be Cut by a reads? pocket knife before the couple could be separ ated. Blushes and laughter, embarrass ment and indignation were "rife, for of all comical semes to which street cars are subject, this Wat one of the drollest Boston Herald; A Partama Hat. The than who wor a Panama, Referred to it a ''she," j . t'fitil a friend, who heara him talk, . Remarked to JUm. .thai-b . Did not exactly understand Why he should think it fir' . To femlnlxe the" fieTIter; and , Bay "she" instead 6t "It" '' " oh, yoa don't know the Panama. . The other man replied, , : As gently taking Off his bat - ' , m smoothed H 'round with pride; ' "ir plait riougb;' to tne why I ' Bhonld IPeak Of lttfc:he,' k' Because, old man, the Panama r - H so expensive, J Biti W. J. lampton lri New Tork Herald. " lb. JOURNAL Last niaht I : wis ' iuenina soondir, When J vfl suddenly kwkkffied- tlf a T8ud holse-ohiething liksf th overthrow of a pfecd ol furniture m rt belt room. At the same time th iplock struck- and my cat comtneneed t mew lamentedly. I juQiped but Of bed and quickly, Wltb- ost precbuUoa-uWtta an intrepidity plained only by th etrcngth of my don- vlctlonsrl pfld th door and entered th -room. It waa ill aiammated, and the first thing I saw was very elegant gen tleman In evening drees decors who was filling a leather vails with valuable er tides. , . . . , k The valise did no "belong to me, but tne articles ata. i saw here an incon sistent and unseemly operation, against which I prepared td WOtest. Although I did hot " Show the gentle man, yet he had a face tnat was fa miliar to roe, a face .that one meets bh the boulevards, at the theater, In the restaurants, religibut ahd patriotic fete one of those : correct and well-cared faces which make one say of those to whom they belong; "He must b a club man." To pretend thai I was not In the least astonished to le in my home at 4 o'clock In the morning a man ert habit whom I had not invited would be exag gerating. . . r U But this astonishment was not accom panied by any other feeling of fright or anger with which these nocturanl visits are usually received,' ; The air of ele gance and good -humor of this club man reassufred one immediately, for I must conreas I bad rather feared to find my self face to face with a horrible brute of a eambrloleur, against whom I would have to resort to defensive violence, for which I had no inclination, Insomuch s on does not always know how It "will end- , f , . ., ., ,w Beeing me, the elegant stranger Inter rupted himself in bis work, and with a smile of friendly Irony, said to me: "Excuse me, monsieur,for haying so m poUtely awakenedyou, but it is not at all my fault,' .You bay very ssnsitlv fur niture,., which faints ai the approach of the little crowbar." i(limmy.) I then saw that he room was all upj set; Drawers .were. open and empty,..a glass case , broken tand a small empire secretary, where I, hide my valuable and family jewels was turned upside down on the carpet. .A- read pillage, in truth; and while I was making these observa tions this early visitor continuing to fill his value, said, to m in his well-toned vole; . . ...... .. . "Oh, this -modern .furniture! What a frail frame it has, hasn't it? I believe It is also affected .with the disease of the century-that It is nervous. Ilk the people. And h accompanied his pleas antnTwith s, UtU polite and charming laugh, whioh did 'not offend me, and which revealed a iaHi' ot the best breed ing. Really" I collld "BOt help but notice it it Is such a rare thing today. I decided, however to interfere, but not wishing to. show myselj. inferior to Mm in good grace, said slmplys. "To whom have j the honor, of speaklrigtH Besides I now followed With X fe&Mess glance the movements of the nocturnal visitor. n had ntch an air of a man of th world. - '' "Mon dteu,," replied- this perfect gen tleman in a flippant tone, 'Vmy name would perhaps at this moment b too much of a surprise to you. ' Beside, do you not think it better - to reserve it for a lea extraordinary occasion? a present ation which I wish for aeon, bat which I can swear to you, I did not seek today -although nothing could hay been mor agreeable, believe me: I would like,-it you will consent, -to ke for tb present the strictest incognito." v "So be it monsieur. I should be grieved to dlsoblldge won. But all this doe not explain to me"-- "My presence In your horn, at Such an hour, and amid su oh disorder r- "That Is it And I would know'.' "Indeed," acquiesced th ,. unknown; your curiosity Is Justifiable, and. 1 do not dream of evading K. But, para on I Sine you wish to hav. a llttl talk, do you not think that It would be prudent to put On a dressing gowat Tour des. hablll distresses me. - It 1 cold, and one catches the grip so .eulckly In these strange times." , 4 1 That is right Tou a Very thought ful. Kindly excuse me 4 a moment. . , "Certainly, monsleun Aeertainly." . i gained , my dressing room, donned quickly a dressing gowtt and fetttrned to tb stranger, who. during my absence had endeavored to re-establish a little order in th room so disarranged by bis burglarious work. Leave It alone, monsieur; atop, x beg of you." I said to,- bun. ''My. ser vant will arrange ail that .tomorrow. P0 not give yourself any trouble" I offered him a seafc JOok bhe thyself, and oelore lighting a cigar," laid to' him In an encouraging tones "Monsieur, I 'am ready to uaten to you." The club man might have wauea to collect nil thoughts, as d all heroes f romance before tolling theft itoMes, but h" evaded this commonplace proceeding like a sensible man; J and immediately began: - - ' ' 'Moneieur, t am a robber a.: profes sional robber. Let us way If you wlsm a combuiclleur.' Tou nV : aououew guessed It." ,' "Assuredly." .' . ' -' 1 ' "That does honor to four iperspicnlty.'' "Oh, that Is nothing?. ' Who WOUld have doubted itr ' He continued: "I did hot decide to embrace this social position until hav ing become convinced that.; In these troubled times in which W Mv-it.ls th most open; the-most loyal tet speak out tb most honest Of ail." ' This is," said i, -a charming para dox." - ' "Not at all, monsiBttfi -t assure you. I would b ungrateful t ytf for your cordial hospitality if I did not - talk t you seriously. Robbery-," monsieur ana I speak of robbery as I would apeak of the bar, literature, painting, ' medicine, SIMPLY "ROTTEN. A -friend of Kellerd, stnowlhrf.hl need of an actor for a small pert in "Th Cipher Code," hie most-recent play, sent K young man -to him Who proved, unsuit able, for th part Bom tim later Kel lerd met his friend, who asked.) SHORT ; STORY industry,- rlig1on-iobBeri ha -been a disreputable" CalMnr BocaUs " au those who hav followed - id until now, have been only odious brutes, repugnant 'vag abonds, Unedtlbate'd aha unrefined peo ple. Buf t Intend Co riitore Id It the luster w&rcVlf .rle1Hfl;alia.,iiaili4 robbefy ". gH ; $ondra6lf and envied call- tiist. ".r"; ' ,r?.ould jiotasfor iaore, for in prln? cipl I m lot ioclaljeforms, but I would hot be 9try to know how you will effect thlfV:.; ,' "Jxi, the simplest manner, . Let us not deoetv ourselves with words, .but let us look at life as It really is. Bobbery is ..th. uniqu avocatioh of . man. We only choose. a profession, whatever It is mark. .It (: well because it permit us to rob. more or less, according to our par ticular aptitude, and finally . to . steal omathing from some. one legally, or un der covef cf admitted customs." "Ohl hi"" I cried. "Tou ar Uloglcal. And those who, lute me, bave no pro fessionr' , "One always .baa a profession," re plied the stranger, gravely. And it Is precisely, those Who geem to do nothing who re the most dangerous and most hypooritical sharpers." ' And with a smiling grace, in which was firmness, he continued: "Come, monsieur, you have too wary a mind you know too well What the de ceptive painting of, our, virtues and our honor conceals, but I am forced to sup port my words by probatory examples and decisive enumerations." These Words had startled me. Tet they-flattered me too much in my pre tention te a knowledge Of psychology and the social sciences, heretofore Justi fied, to not accept them from an evi dently superior man. t "I only wish to speak to you of what ooncerns me. For the rest I will be very brief." I , began In commerce, but the low work I necessarily had to do the malicious tricks, tb Ignoble deceptions, the shameless adulteration and false weight soon became repugnant to my natural delicacy, to my sincere nature. stamped with so much honesty and so. .many scruple, VI .left commerce for finance!. . . "Finance soon disgusted, me. Alaa! could, pot stoop t sleuneb chimera, to circulate, false papers, : false reports of mines and isthmus, make leather out of. pasteboard, cement out -of crumbs of bread, , and munitions of war out of chewed Paper; to think perpetually of bringing th money of others toward my coffers, of enriching myself by grad ual ruin, of my stockholder, and clients. thanks o. th virtue of daszllhg prospec tuses and to the legality of marvelous combination's of capitalists, before which the strong mind of Cartouche had stum' bled all that was to me an lnacceptable occupation which my conscience, the enmity Of deceit shunned. v' 'I thought then of journalism. 'I , became associated following in that my worldly and religious convic tion with the conservative and patriotic press. In a month I was convinced of the, absolute venality, of my profession, d. that j unless I surrendered myself (against the peopl and the country itself) to .the. repugnant and complicated system of extorting hush money, I was not the man for journalism. "I tried politics." . Here I, who .was listening to this, could pot refrain from sonorous laugh ter, which I stopped with difficulty. - "That Js t," he approved. "On this last profession it is useless to say any thing. "In brief, I tried one kfter another all that publlo or private life could of fer of suitable professions and noble (?) careers to an" kctgve, Intelligent and del icate young man Ilk I. I saw clearly that robbery, or which ever name you wish t Clothe it in, was the unique ob ject and the unique province of all the human activities. But how artful, how Janus-faced, and, In consequence, how much more dangerous. "I then -reasoned as follows: Since man cannot, escape - this fatal law of robbery it Would be much mor honor able for him to practice it honestly, and not to conceal his natural desire to appropriate what belong te other with ponpou excuses delusive qualities, su perfluous titles, euphemlstio ornament whioh, no, longer deceive. . . . ."I then commenced to steal s.quarsly. Every , day . I . robbed. I penetrated by favor of the night into the homes of the rich.. I took away, one time here, and another tmfjhr,' frorn the coffers of the HoUi,") Vhs.it fudged neces sary to.jtb satisfaction of my needs and the. gratification,, of my human selfish ness, That Ukes several hours at night between a conversation at the club and a flirtottant.lbJtell,Outsld, of the tlpne devoted to work ,1 live as every one ilse. i:ar,:U..;.'j V.' .J" n: . VI am. a: mfm)er. of a rtflned club and am w!! eoimitA.ili mlniaitcr his very recently conferred upon', "ffl the knighthood of th Leglott of Hone. 1 ahl chaHttblS, and When I hav made good stroke I am aeceselble to every benevolence. My great merit monsieur M that I deceive no on. To eriter your house I did not war .th masque of a lawyer or a banker, either one of . whom would hav robbed you, Just a I came here to do. I accomplish openly, direct ly, what everyon else obtains by .artful trick and ignominious means. ... 'Finally,', my -; conscience . reproaches m for nothing, for of all being that I know. I am (th only on whO.has, cour. ageously conformed hi actions and his Ideas, and closely , adapted hi stature to 4 the real i signification, of life. ; I am an honest man," : ..- ; ,., ; The iigU- of the candles -ware begin ning td burn., iowv, Daylight .. entered through : the Venetian 'shutter. J 4 1 in vited ,thilegeht atranger tOartak of. my 'breakfast.,, but .he objected that he was en -habit, and that he did not wish to offend m . by iuch incorrect dresi;;r"x;'! .'--;-.-.'. ; V'- He took up his empty valise, and, with a bow full of amiable ease, opened the door and departed., , ' vWell, lack, how dldlhat chap o"oT" 'T'boi why he didn't do at all," tkr -claimed the .actor, t . - ' "Weir, that's too bad," said the friend, rtdidn't he know anytblngr - -'KhOW anything," exclaimed Kellird iM flA scOfB. ."No, he dldn'jt.veft tus pect nythIn."-NW Tork aipper . SUMMER WEIGHT Iauiu Largest Ctothieft lnOvNorthwest.: ' Poarth and MOfrtson Street No More Dmd of the Dental Cnair New Itert 4th and Morrison Sts., Portland, Ore. No Pain Fill Set of teeth extracted and filed absolutely Without paid, but our late Mteattflo inoa appusa xo tne gum, no These are the only , dental toarl or ance ena uigredlent to extract, 1U miwra ongncuiiHi irum unm i, I est tee least paisu. Honrs; 00 to B.-OO 1 OAS SfoVB iig.o Mother and II A. t JLe PF ;J OLD CliUB0iP.SiWHISKEY 1 t-; ' ' Favorite American Whiskey BLUMAUER. & HOCH, Sole Distribntors Waoiasal Lkuor and Ogar Dealers, 100-1 10 Fourth St. OUR POPULARITY Is due solely to the merit of our work; We fiate 'the iaieBt j oiidfjapst scientific, methods : kno- to the 'dental profession. By the, discov ery of a oeT vay of administering nitrous oxide gal, Ve are enabled to extract teeth and per- -- alltlefltal operations abjSblutely without pain. LARGEST AND BEST EQUIPPED DENTAL OFFICE ON PACIFIC COAST VKi B. . WRIGHT, 342& Washington Hours, I a. m, to S p. m. and T to 8 . WAR ON BUZZARDS. I . The buEaard has been- condemned -as well as the mosquito, and must go the Way of all good buaaards. - Hi virtu as a scavenger he been Impeached and h la atiousMt of spreading diseases, tnrougb I'StllMg COMFORT Is What , , Men seek, but it is very hsrd to uu wtu ua uuicaa uuo is M VUW IT VMM ! V i' V .... V...V V V , , v . Perbapthremor oTitpboInt- " , . ment -In th .selectioa of light : i , weight clothing than any other, ,. , ,( kind. Oft'time a garment that 7 . look spick and loan lose tu "" , shape as soon as worn. . The FAULT MAY be in the materf ! al, the making, or both. Quality ' mast receive careful attention in making up reliable summer clothing light, unfinished WORSTEDS, $9.5,$10, $12.50,$14( -$15, $16.50 and $16.00. BLUE and BLACK SERGE SUITS, U styles and qualities, $1Q,$ 12.50, SIS $18 $30 $23J0 $23 and $30. No Gas Tfeetli $5.b0 sieep - proaucing agents or cooaiae. in Portland havln catrntad annlt- and apply gold crowns and porcelain. teeth, aad warraated for 10 yi With- Sundays Ot30 to 2sOa Daughter Can make cooking In Summer a pleasure by using A Good Gas Stove such as we furnish. Just think; No' coal or wood to carry; no ashes; no dirt; a cool kitchen, and less expensive than the old way. Think It over and come In and talk it over with us. Portland Gas Company 5th and Yamhill Sts., Portland, Or. , wwesjrB-aa, J w LOOK IN YOUR MIRROR . We can make your COM PLEXION CLEAR. We can remove Su pertlouS Hair, Moles, Freckles, etc., permanently and leave no scar whatever. Dandruff positively cured ; Gray Hair restored, ; i ' ' ',. M I0BK fUOItO-TiilPfUTK (0. -' . jroa riARQUAAt BUILDING KENTUCKY HOME DentistAnd Associates Street, cor. Seventh. ' . -, ; ' p. m. : Telephone North M9L - contact ' with diseased caregsees. . Th oatuemea are To take the i&atter op 'at the next Legislature, and Instead of -be ing a 15 fine to kill a buaaard we naaj look for a bounty to be paid for bU scalp. He Is a . nasty bird, and 'sclenct has some good reasons for wanting blis, xtrminatd.DJlaa (Tea.) Kewa. ' --'v y--j ft' i