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":V'V 3 - V : ' ISVEKlKO-Tbttl,' : PORTLAND, OPEQOK ' FBIPATV 4t AT ' 30, -1902. , JlliPoRTLD jjdilRNAL . .. ALFRED 0. BOWEN ,.'." , 'J , T - - Etem Rrprenttlrei . 1 CM AS. B. HASSBkOOK, o Time Bld.,N.Y, TM8 INDEPENDENT AFTBRNOON t k PP"?R M PRB0ON.'; ., ... ,. Oeedaeagh Bending. PMHr YuehW SU. - , . . YuBUUStrtt !tm-A suMiuunimsa Mall Matter et -- JPostoffioe, Portland, Or. - TELEPHONES I ftfftoai Oraeoa Tain soos Columbia 7S bMM ' Jf i Oregoa Mala ago "Terma br Carrier or flail ; THB JOURNAL, m year THB. JOURNAL, ! month....,...,. TUB JOURNAL three month..,..,.. J-aj IHB JOURNAL oy xne we THB JOURNAL,' by man. per year. .8.00 TH8 JOURNAL, by mall, month. 1.00 PORTLAND, ORE., MAY SO, l02 CITY SUBSCRIBERS. it'' t , j. ,,- - , -. , If city ; ubscriberr fall to secore hAlr furvr thev will confer a favor if ' they wUt call up flalo 500 and eater . weir compuunts. , , , :. , . - ,v'fa OUR SOLDIER DEAD. , : Jt i foftunata that tha people ot this country and stale have paused for a day In 4th midst of strenuous political cam - palgn to commemorate the death Of the ton who have died for the flag. Figura tively an, ' &4 "la-fact many; have, bared their head as they stood ; tesida' the craves at those whose Uvea' were offered , upon the altar of their country. It Is - sot maudlin sentiment that prompts this tMMjvanpe.,, Indeed, there U .. mixture of feeling In the heart or every ciusen of this 'commonwealth. There is sorrow .that- the necessity for war ever rosei Here la prldfe bpwever, thajt when the call to arms was Issued at any period In our National history brave men and bpy gave such noble response. There 1 ' gratitude far the priceless servtea rend ered by tne men who sprang to the rescue of the Nation's banner and in sured, its floating" without a stain. And so we stand today, in spirit, if iot in person, to lay upon those honored graves- a tribute of respect. "Greater love iath no man than this, tnai no , lay down bis life fbr. his friend." A more , accurate translation of thla teat front the original might have broadened It meaning. Greater love hath no man than this that he lay down his life for his country . Tha .'patriot's. death . hat ' been the Song of every great poet; lltera- . tare Is enriched by.lW record; orators are more eloquent when they take from the page of history the story of a man who laid down his Ufa for his native land. i No more glorious pages have been writ ten ,afne '..$h worid, began tbaii those which tell of the achievements of Amerl- .csn., aras .Our jnuakets .hava-been . shotted, our swords buckled on, our can non, unlimbered '..In defense of great - principles. The liberty of man, the rights of the downtrodden, freedom for the op pressed, the privilege of free speech, self- government for every Individual, for these the American soldier 'has fought, for these ha faaS borne wounds:, these by ' tens of thousands be has died. Let r-o one tall today to pay his tribute In mem ory of the soldier dead. And, too, as we apeak with pride of those who died, Jet Us, not forget those who, having offered their lives and who went into the storm ot shot and shell and bared their breasts to, bullet and bayonet of the enemy, ' came Unscathed through. all the carnage And are with us now to bear the burdens cf our common life and rejoice that the Ration . lives through their courage and devotion and; the devotion of those who aleep the eternal sleep. - When a great Frenchman lay dying In! ' ' Paris he desired a flower to be placed in his hands that his last earthly vision might rest upon it. The request was transmitted from his death chamber and -nt m eager yet subdued tones through " out the ttreeti c the French capital, "A flower1 for Mirabeau." ' Flowers for the American soldier. Let . thtm re,t in profusion upon his grave. . . . A VERBAL FLORIST. ' i - Young "Victor DolHver of Iowa has come out to Oregon to instruct the voters how ' ' they should exercise their suffrage on -. Monday next. It is presumed that' he - Was" sent out here as a-polltloal misslon ,ary to the benighted heathen of -the Pa "clflc oasU The .people of Oregon should be deeply grateful to this young Iowan orhls' self-sacriflcing efforts and the contribution of so much of his valuable time in hta effort to turn" the people of ; - thla state from the error of their ways. Host-of them had thought they knew Their own buBtaesa. Probably a large ma Jqrtty had made up their minds for whom .: . and for what they would vote. But It was decided 'that the people of thla atate were incompetent to conduct their oyn affir and mus therefore learn wis Con from the East... However, up to last aooonats Mn ItoUlver had done nothing but cult verbal flowers from the vernacu- - Vr, arra'tce'them in pretty bouquets, tie them With beautiful -strings of rhetoric and hand them out to the people without tint. As e, "word, florist, as a proprietor 1 of a- f erbaV greenery, as the Owner of a lingual hothouse, Mc. Victor Doiliver Is r successful " ' But as a . missionary-' be eems not, to have succeeded In Instract lf tl't cltlsana of thia commonweal Ua, srho obstiuatel In -their benlihted con- aitloa seen -determined -tO-V 'oursno pthe even tenor of their way, accept his gar land of language and hand back equal ly pretty compliments for bis pleasing oratorical efforts, and then drop him Into the sea of oblivion, forgetting that be ever existed and -conauctm tneir iee Won. on the ? of jM Just,' as though be had not trayered across ' the' continent as Victor, the Apostl to th OregonUns. A QUESTION OF CIVIC VIRTUE A cloud ef injurious adjective does not serve to Clarify the situation. Scotfs Unabridged Dictionary of -Vile Epithets, Revised Edition, affords ns no help. a plain statement of the occurrences that Preceded and produced the Cltlsens' movement hpt4UBtlfy It, then H cn not be justified, , ; A caucus of about ISO out of 163 dele gate of the Republican convention nomi nated a ticket and then met as a con vention and went through the form of ratifying it o'wn nominations. This cau cut Itself had .been' so constituted tha-t fewer than half doien men dictated its action." ' ' Tt " -??t- : Thl caucus, under ibe Instruction .pf Mr. Matthews, refused any reprenUtlon in th state or Congressional delegations to any one of the 25 precincts carried by the opposition. It would not permit them to name a. single member of th central committee. Under the primary law the precinct Is , the unl Of representation, The aplrlt of the letter of the law and party usage and the representative pri ciplo ware thus violated. The result 1b a party organlsatlp'reflectinf thf wfll -of no part of. its oteiand a local, govern ment representing the fret choice of no part of the people. The election at that ticket jrould be the ratification only of men already chosen by a ring, and for their subserviency tha ling. Buch a government i not a good gov ernment for anybody. Republicans of either faction are Justified In resisting its Installment because it is a prestltution of their party.. Democrats are Justified In resisting: It because they are equally tte vlctlmsi Alb cltlsens are Justified in resisting it. because it is a subverlon of representative government. It. shduld also be condemned because It ,1s the product of a fraud. It got its power only by promising to be everything which It Is not. The fraud is neither denied or excused. - It Is simply assumed to be a legitimate process of party man agemc'nt ..- Good government Is Impossible under tuoh a rule. A public conscience that is not corrupted will not suffer It The Cltlsens movement Is not a fac tional contest It Is a movement of civlb virtue. If this virtue has been dormant It is now aroused.1 Its first step .Is to obliterate the present ring. After that It will take care of the future. If this bo not so, then the bop of good government is an iridescent dream. The ting stands confessed, the fraud admit ted. - Shall thev . be condemned? Tnt question is up to you. . 1 NOT REGRETTABLE. The pregonlan says "that Oregon should go Democratic would not be so regret table, perhaps, except for the effect on the larger objects of National policy. The. flrsV-clauaa-of Tthat sentence la a (symptom of recovering, sanity. Indeed, there are worse things that could hap pen than Democratic success, viewed even from the standpoint of heneflt t the Republican pirty. The state la normally largely,' Republican, and that fact has encouraged a habit of reckless ness' in party management that is (he rear menace to the party. The Demo cratic party is the only Instrument at band' of chastisement This being a non-political year, when no great party policy is at stake, afford a golden op portunity tp whip the recalcitrant bosses Into better behavior. In that view indeed the Oregonlap is right in saying that Demooratio success "would not be re grettable." Even in Its effect on the National party the same rule holds good, if tne election here is to have any appreciable Influence. The Republican leaders have been com mitting the party to measures not ap proved by the people of Oregon. Mr. Hanna, the author of,. the ship subsidy bill, has not displayed his power: in the Ohio convention.' The attitude of the majority' in Congress toward the trusts Is dls'tinctly friendly and correspondingly inimical, to thtPrealdejit In bis "effort to curb their growing rapacity. Therefore the effect of Democratic success on these 'larger objects of National policy," which Republican leaders are promoting against the wishes of the rank and file, would not be "regrettable." In fact, such, a result would not, could not be construed In the East against any accepted policy ef the Republican party to which Oregon has heretofore been committed. Rather, it would be heard as a bugle note of warn ing to Mr. Hanna and his Republican leaders that Republican voters in Oregon, at least condemn their conduct and can not be depended on to support a party that betrays their interests. It has ho been some days since we printed the statement that Mr. Mat thews proposed to a gentleman that he would put him on his ticket for Coun cilman provided he would pledge him self, la vthe event of Judge Williams' death, If he was elected, to vote for any man for Mayor to fill the vacancy whom Mr. Matthews mlgbMiame; 'and further, to vote against any franchise of the City e Suburban Railway. Mr. Matthew has not denied the sWemesti lt- may, there- fore, oe assumea tnai ic irue. , n Matthews candidate must have mad similar pledge to get on the ticket' Thl tact shows two things. First that no man could get on the ticket without-th permission of Mr.' Matthews,' and second, that no man could get pa the ticket with out pledging himself to be Mr. Mat thews' man. SCOTT'S DICTIONARY. The following choice phrases and words, applied to the Oregonlan's present as sociates, ths Matthew contingent, by that paper, are .given as samples from the old edition of "Scott's' Unabridged Dictionary of Vfle EpithetsiX Oros dirty work. , Hired rabble. Sliver fanatic . Thugs. Enemy of cltlaen- hlp. ,. Trimmer. Bhlfty. , , .Crooked record. Unconscionable. Clackers. Local gang. Jobbers tn office. Desperate gang. Hireling. Temporlser, Freebooter. Evasive. Arbitrary. . Extreme. Placeholder. Grafting politician. Past Masters of . th Art of Blate- Msklng. Unscrupulous. Frantk; effort Federated brigada False. ., Fanatical devotion. Regardless of - principles. Ring. Professional poll - ticlans. Ring dictation. Boss dictation. Cunning. ' Furtoua-oppotlon. Offensive person- allty.. Mischievous. Loot and spoils. Pettiness. Contemptible. Factional ends. Pirates. Joint graft Machine., impudent jBuocancrs. Creatures. Bolters. Demagogy. Th list might be further extended, but these ere enough to illustrate 1 the value of this great dictionary. The words It contains ere warranted to be equally useful In describing Republicans of every shade of political opinion -or affiliation. according to the aide you may espouse for the time being. They have been used Wlthjtelltng efftct by the author of the dictionary upon both the Mitchell and Simon Republicans, at well as upon all the Democrats, and he guarantee that they tit with perfect accutacevery voter In the county, Without regard to previous political affiliation and without respect of race, color or previous condl tlon of servitude to any ring whatsoever There is only one Man in the World to whom the Author's Copyright make them Inapplicable, and that is th Author Himself! All right are reserved. ' The" diction ary may be had at the Oregonlan editor ial rooms in any number as the edition is exhaustless. 'WHAT BASE USES, HORATIO?" "To what base uses, Horatio, was the name the Rev. J, R. N. Bell of Baker City, Or put the other day when the fol lowing, handbill was distributed la th Town' of Sheridan, Or.: "Republican to speak I J. R. N. Bell of Baker City will address the cltlsens of Sheridan and vicinity on the political is sues of the day at L O. O. F, Hall on Friday evening, May 23. All invited." The Rev. J. R. N. Bell is pastor of the Presbyterian Church of Baker City, and be occupies a distinguished position among tbaopeople of his own religious denomination and others. He is ajman of Intellectual attainments and forensic ability and he chances to be a Demo crat, However, he is not in the habit of delivering political speeches. It was not tha Rev. 3. R. N. Bell, pastor of the Presbyterian Church . of Baker City who delivered the political speech at Sheridan in the Odd Fellows' Hall on Friday evening, May 82, as evi denced by a letter which comes to The Journal from . an Indignant cltlsen of Sheridan. It was a young man by the nam of Bel! living In Portland, so far a known in no way related to ths rev erend gentleman in Baker City, and who has Justly attained his legal majority. The people of Sheridan h&turaily feel highly disappointed. Rev. J. R. N. Ball quite naturally is indignant but the young mail named Bell doubtless feels highly grateful that for once 'in hjs 111 he was permitted to address a large audience, even althjugh that audienc had assembled to hear the eloquent pul pit" orator of Eastern Oregon. 1 Inasmuch as the Rev. Bell Was at home in Baker City cn May 23 and Is not making any politloal speeches and did not authorise the use of his name, he and his friends are In a .quandary to know who is responsible for the fraud that was practiced upon the 'people of Sheridan. Perhaps some Republican can solve the problem. Judge Tanner presided at the Doiliver rpeaking at the Marquam Grand. But In the Oregonlan's exhaustive report of the meeting the name' of Judge Tanner rhone by its absence. Was this because he was the mover of the sliver resolution In the' Republican convention several year ago? Or because the. new 'Scott- Matthews - alliance is not considered a' partnership transaction with theTflrm of Mitchell A Tanner? " ' -' i-'- The Qregonlan report , f avt tit as the number present at Mr. Chamberlain a meeting In Alblna Wednesday night The 800 people actually there, ; at least, will know the Inaccuracy of that report Does th Oregonlan really think there are any votes to that,sort of thlagT ' v . f The Oregonlaa la the Author of an happy bits. We claim no credit for nam ing ' the ticket nominated . b j Mr. Mat thew. That was don long ago, and by the Oregonlan.- On April M, 18M. it gave th.e concern Jtaj baptismal name In these words; "It would be no more than right to caU It th Matthews ticket for Jack mad the real light for It when he hurled Mr. Simon froni th table at the county convention. r Statesmanship such as this should not go-' unrewarded." The 1 native Chinese presided over by Seld Back held a-political caucus, and after much ' discussion resolved to sup port the Jack Matthews ticket The fine Italian band Of Henry McGinn, their at- torney.1 plainly traceable in thl action, Henry is not making any speeches, but bis old political canning bas net deserted htm and ha la active In other directions. The information Is direct and reliable that Larry Sullivan ia actively canvassing the North End for Judg Williams and in his name and behalf making both threats and . promises. This Is Judge Williams other volet-; ... Mr. Hanna'a platform m Ohio torn mehds-CongTess for re-enacting the Chi hese exclusion law."" But it does not con demn it for defeating the Mltchall-Kahn. antt-Chtnese amendment which labor wanted. ' -' ":- ' It Judg? Williams is mentioned more than th other, candidate, n i becaust they have (brown all their burdens on him. They won't, speak for themselves. Mr. Hannah', Ohio convention was very barmonious;Vi;ht Jack Matthows of National pojitjes knows arf well as our own Jack how- tt produce harmony. Judge Williams complains that the op position it centered on him. But It Isn't It oaly seems that way to nfnf because of Mr. Inman's popularity. ASPARAGUS SALAD. Pare and cut Into two-inch sized pieces cne bunch of asparagus and boll it in salted water till tender, ' when done drain in a collander. and when cold nut th asparagus Intj .a salad bowl. Dress It either with, mayonnaise or pepper, salt oil and .vinegar.. DEticjQtja NUT CAKB. Two-thirds cup butter, one cup sugar. inree eggs, one cup milk, throe cups nour, two teespeottfttlB baking powder, one cup put kernel i chopped. Blend in the arder-given, reserving the beaten whites of the eggs to the 'last, Flour the nut well and bake In flat (oaves. ,-'; FOR THB ELDER SISTER , Do not be ashamed of dusting the drawing room of 1 darning your brother's socks. If you are musical, see to It that your performances are really meri torious ere you get Into tha way. of Wearing out your brothere nerve even ing after evening on the parlor piano. Some brothers ar so self-effacing as to say they enjoy a sister' . playing when in reality. mey ao not. A PRETT.T HAIR ORNAMENT. Perhaps one of the prettiest of the fall als is a wreath of enamel, the colors so delicately blended that, while they at tract the eyes, they also seem to soothe them into regarding the Deauty of the workman's artj Soma' of these wreath have a diamond or wt ef paste et in grnong the leaves, and the effect la con siderably improved, for it 'look as If dewdrop were glistening In the soft green. - COOKED IN SHEM.3. Fluted shells large eonough to hold an Individual helping may now be bought at email prloe and will be found both useful gnd decorative, .A set Of six have been in use in a family for two years and are as strong as ever, although they cannot be said to be "to the manor born" as far as a hot oven goes. They may be used for the fish course or for an entree; for the latter any bita of white meat will answer: THE SHORT-NECKED, GIRL. The slightly yeeollette bodice (a now One of the privilege of tha short-necked girl. She can adopt this dellcolusly cool, comfortable vogue with -every Impunity, proclaiming herself at once smart and thoroughly tip to data . - ', m. Again. If fancy or nteds dictate the presence of a collar then let her sea In the first place that the line at the. bas ef the throat is carried so low as pos sible. Beyond a certain point it Is Im possible to go without wrinkles, but the actual mean can be very skilfully de clined. - '; I ODDS OF INFORMATION. People In India are calling for legisla tion to preserve wild animals from ex termination . . ., ,.. It takes about three seconds foe a mes sage to go from one and Of tha Atlantic to the otl-er. . The census of tha sexes In Canada shows that there are: Single males, 1,747,- n; lemauss, l.sw.isti; marnea maies, iWRf, 15; females, 9O5.03L -vl Camel teams are now being used for the carriage and distribution of mining machinery on the North Coolgardie gold fields, Western Australia. - Lightntnx statistics tn the United States last year showed that nine-sixteenths of the persons struck recovered. Less than One-fourth were struck In open ground. At Flougnastel, a small town In Brit tany, all the weddings of the year are celebrated on one dajf. In February last thirty-four couple wt married, simul taneously, . .;. T .. , -,v , - 1 ; i, The gold contained in the medals, vea sels, chains and ether ebleot preserved In the Vatican would make more gold than the whole of the present European circulation. .. iiv Glass Is the most perfectly elastic sub- Stance la exiatanee.' Jk glass plate kept under pressure In a bent, condition for fi year will return la Its exact original roxio. eu-ei conoea next " : It' a all well enough to htugh and arow. fat, but too many people take oa veigat HINTS TO WOMEN over their own Jokes, f . c FACTS INTtiE 1 To the Soldiers. PARTISANSHIP AND NO PARTISAN SHIP. Te soldier of our country, who on this ' aojemn day. Da; tat graves f your, dead comrades your floral tributes lay With mem'rjei of -their vgior and the ankioua days you shared. Till they ware called to glory and your owa live bap'ly epared. . - Oh. say, a your hearts beat again In patriotic pride, ': .':' - And a si round your comrades' graves you gatheralde. by aids, v Ob answer, . tell ma,; dee It not your - teadereet feellnga hurt - To get that here, Harvey Scott, still wave j e bloody shirt T -.- For full a month throughout ouc. at t the petty politician . , ' The Fulton and the Furnlshe, upon their Selfish mission, These men who never raised a hand er risked an hour's sleep- Who stayed at home, the usufruct of JF9 prayt dttdt to rap- Who, wbilt yeu tunk your party and thought only ef yeur cau Oft tMt, loud-mouthed, ta platforms tt . ourt thg fooi't applause, Oh, doe it not your feeling ritt to tet them tak that flag And us It as a buttlcock and chw v'' It at t rarT Pt you tpprev of sjeott's attempt t fill, this goiemn hour T ' with thought! of faction, hat and tplttf t looka down from m Tower ' Wber h ha long maligned yew, and ttat you rMf vf, a W Teur slow and "mp'ng mtvment drtwt nt moiaturt to tola ya- . Hf think bow h may yt ypu-you'rt useful put tt ve'ta, . And that It what h think of rvu read WU the tcrd ha wrote - Tn Thursday morning t paper, degrading ,-. tnit tad aay . Tt malignity end slacord and faction pas sion' play, ryr- n ' -' " '-- .'-. Fer not The flti ? followed, tht flat; that waves on high. Where'er your hands have raised It, for ever mort haij fjy. WhQ tehds to lower .lt save those whQ . wouia nce Those feeling of disunion which give Scott such della-ht. bh, palsied ever be the hand would. strive to pull it down. v. And palsied, t. should be the tongue which poison our towh-i- The Fvlionsgni.Mlarkeyf the Web- stem and their crew Who thiCQUgn It starry glory would make catspaws 911$ q you. Oh, let thatneaijlng of this day be kept torever pure, , That its lesson for your children shall forevermore endure; Let not the politician's seal, let not a servile press , Detract from all the precious throughts your simple flower express. Frown dowb, upon those who flaunt the flag through pure hypocrisy; Who In their sleeves would slyly laugn at your credulity, - - God, keep You all together let no party feeling sway flie mem'rlea and the unities of this . thrice holy day. To D, J. M. THE tVER LOYAL, NEVER BOLTING, TBAITOR-HATINO D. J. M. Oh. Dan; oh, Dan you funny man. Oh, pray don't make u laugh- Hal ha! your speech ha I hat your speech! Was such dellolous chaff. v Ha! hal ha I ha! They say an ass looka in a glass And seeing bis big ears Will Oft declare the. fallow pair On every head appears. Hal hal hat ha! ' We're not like you to party true; Cannot pretend to be Such fetoblng samples, fine example. Of party loyalty. Hal ha! hat hal Tou f aetionlats, head of th list - On each election year. You've scratched the ticket, tried to lick It Throughout your whole career. Ha! hal hal ha! Tour thunderous labor at Mount Tabor To three and twenty' men ' Amuses us you funny cuss. Bay, try it one again. Hal ha! bal ha! Suburban Joys. it their hiding place. Mnu. the screen doors now yoa bring, 5 or To! 'tis spring, nd the early fly Is on the wing, P Jingl Sea the doors, so dustyl lee yourself, so crusty t How have yoa managed to lose Those screw?- Zip! There goes a rip In your trou- -Sera. Look out nowl Crash!. .'' And a window pane has gone to smash. w acres tne DJsmeo step tea Der? - The Smiths have had It aince last fait ' Th rail Of them! Bring a chair. There! . . . Take caret Dinar - The thlngl - -. .. . - It doesn't fit. Say, ' When you put your doors away Why don't you mark themt Ask the cook To look , . - - - r pr a pacxage oi screws In the closet, amour the shoes. There' a mlonlny nut From the doonicker that springs thla shut. Great Scottl , You've got . Them mixed 1 Walt.' thl U rlpM Is this screen door for the hitch- , . f cn vr uiv uiiiixiw-puuin r wnicnr ' flay, Maria, by the preat horn spoon, Twill take the whole forenoon , To put the bloody thing in plaoel ' Tell Johnny to chase ; , , -Himself to the nearest carpenter And tell him te hur- ., ! '.: , By here and take thla Job. ; ' , And flub r . r . . J Win do, . ' And so "k - ' ' Btraigijtway ytu gtvt it up and go , 4 "WW Town. -Chicago Tribune. - A woman, believe that a' good story hi bear repeating,' especially if it waa told to her aa a secret. FleckensteiivMayer Co; , , ..',J w , ' Importer Of and Jobbers In - - ' ' - ' , a WINES AND LIQUORS Of which we carry a full mi complete list). ' ' ' ! 235 Oak St, Portland, Or. Iron & Steel Works PORTLAND OREGON MANUFACTURERS OF Cogging, ' - ' . Saw MI!!, Powtjr Transmission and Steiunboat Machinery Our GARDEN HOSE Is Dependable, : It is good and yoa can rely on it. It wears well. The PRJC IS LOW. LAMBERSON HENRY WEINHARD i Proprietor cf fhtr CITY BR.EWERY Bottled Beer Specialty Largest and most complete Established 1862 . Telephone No. 72 PIANOS! PIANOS! STEINWAY & SONS EMERSON RICHMOND ESTEY STARR A. B. CHASE Soule Bros. Piano Co. , 326 Washington SU MISS. A. S. JORGENSEN Importer and Dealer (n . Fine French Millinery 291 Morrison SL, between 4th and 5th, PORTLAND. ORB. Worth Passing Along, "How did you like th" speech f they asked Tommy, on his way home from the political meeting. " "It was bum," . answered Tommy. "When he aid, "Westward the starved umpire takes his way,' I thought there was goln" ta be somethln' about baseball tn It, but there wasn'f-Chloago Trib une. ' "'.'" " "It M our duty to civilise the w4rld." "But there are other nations that think they have the same duty, and what will happen to civilization when our path crossf '-rChicago PosL x. "Don't you think you have a very changeable climate?" said the stranger.. "No," said the native; "It changes fast enough when It's pleasant; but when lt't disagreeable It hangs on like grim death." Washington Star. ' ..It Is Said With Truth.. That, "The best is cheapest,' and the saying is fully as appli- s i v ' v cable to ; . ; . O DENTAL WORK As it ii to a line of merchandise. Then why sot have the best? No shade of doubt exists as to our ability and facility for doing btst workOu Reputation is a Guarantks to You--That WkWol , v ' ' DR. B. E. WRJCirrf Dentist And Associate V ' " . 343i Washkistoa StratU cor. Sevthth. - ; Hours, I a, m. ta S p. m, and 1 to Ite - PORTLAND OREGON brewery, la the Northwest Office, Thirteenth and Burnsld Sta .. . ' PORTLAND, OREGON (111015 HIT COUNTY TICKET, State Senator ...Dr. Harry Lane State Senator ...........,.,.H. B. Nicholas Joint Senator ...............Richard Bcott Joint Representative ......... W. IP, Young Representatives Henry Fleckensteln, K. A. Austin, A. P. Velguth. M. C. Davis, Frank H. Curtis. 8. J. Barber, N, D. Beutgen, Frank A. Heitkemper, B. A. Mofherson, J. C. Bayer, Q. C Moser. eyaney csmytn. v County Judge.... ....H. B. Adams County Commissioner Henry Hewett SberlS John Drlscolt County Clerk .-J. P. Kennedy Assessor Charles 3. McDonell County Treasurer .1. U Whit County Auditor , .W. H. Pope County Surveyor.....; Lucius R. Lwis Coroner Edward H. Thornton Justice of the Peace, Portland. .-. R. J. O'Netl Constable, Portland pit....Lcu Wagner justice of the Peace, Bast. Portland District ........R. P. Graham Constable. East Portland: Diet.. A. M. Cox Justice of the Peace, Mount Tabor,. F. P. Hale Constable, Mount Tabor Dlst.H. W. lng Justice of the Peace, Multnomah Dis trict ...P. H, Roork Constable. Multnomah Dlst..Clay Harris Roard, Supervlsors-,Road District No, I, W. 3. Miller: 8, J. B. Sharp--, J. D. Kelly i 4, John cronqulst; 6. 8.T. Ogden: i W. H. Dougherty: 7, J. E. Blackburn; 8, Cummtngs Merrill; 1, D. M. Roberts; It, 8. P. Osburn; ll James Hlllyard; U, Thomas Evans; U Joseph Klllsi U (cltyl. P. J. Keily,. CITY TICKET. TMayor .".... ...I.Robert D- Inman City Engineer Douglas W. Taylor City . Attorney,,,,., ,A,,Mvvronougti City Treasurer ....J. "B. Weriein Municipal Judge ...v...R,iW.. Thompson Councllmene-First Ward. Tv -J. Concan--rion: Second Ward. Mat Poellef! Third Ward. Fred T. Merrill; Fourth Ward, W. R. Mackenzie; Fifth Ward, Don O. Woodward; Sixth Ward, W. Y. Ma. ters; Seventh Ward, L. Zimmerman; Eighth Ward, D. T. Sherrett; Ninth Ward, 1 P.- Hosford; r- Tenth. Ward, George- Lewis; Eleventh Ward, A. if. FlegeL . , ,, -.. ,. p. m. Telephone North Zffl