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CITY SUBSCRIBERS.
it'' t , j. ,,- - , -. ,
If city ; ubscriberr fall to secore
hAlr furvr thev will confer a favor if
' they wUt call up flalo 500 and eater
. weir compuunts. , , , :. , .
- ,v'fa OUR SOLDIER DEAD. ,
: Jt i foftunata that tha people ot this
country and stale have paused for a day
In 4th midst of strenuous political cam
- palgn to commemorate the death Of the
ton who have died for the flag. Figura
tively an, ' &4 "la-fact many; have, bared
their head as they stood ; tesida' the
craves at those whose Uvea' were offered
, upon the altar of their country. It Is
- sot maudlin sentiment that prompts this
tMMjvanpe.,, Indeed, there U .. mixture
of feeling In the heart or every ciusen
of this 'commonwealth. There is sorrow
.that- the necessity for war ever rosei
Here la prldfe bpwever, thajt when the
call to arms was Issued at any period
In our National history brave men and
bpy gave such noble response. There 1
' gratitude far the priceless servtea rend
ered by tne men who sprang to the
rescue of the Nation's banner and in
sured, its floating" without a stain.
And so we stand today, in spirit, if
iot in person, to lay upon those honored
graves- a tribute of respect. "Greater
love iath no man than this, tnai no
, lay down bis life fbr. his friend." A
more , accurate translation of thla teat
front the original might have broadened
It meaning. Greater love hath no man
than this that he lay down his life for
his country . Tha .'patriot's. death . hat
' been the Song of every great poet; lltera-
. tare Is enriched by.lW record; orators are
more eloquent when they take from the
page of history the story of a man who
laid down his Ufa for his native land.
i No more glorious pages have been writ
ten ,afne '..$h worid, began tbaii those
which tell of the achievements of Amerl-
.csn., aras .Our jnuakets .hava-been
. shotted, our swords buckled on, our can
non, unlimbered '..In defense of great
- principles. The liberty of man, the rights
of the downtrodden, freedom for the op
pressed, the privilege of free speech, self-
government for every Individual, for these
the American soldier 'has fought, for
these ha faaS borne wounds:, these by
' tens of thousands be has died. Let r-o
one tall today to pay his tribute In mem
ory of the soldier dead. And, too, as we
apeak with pride of those who died, Jet
Us, not forget those who, having offered
their lives and who went into the storm
ot shot and shell and bared their breasts
to, bullet and bayonet of the enemy,
' came Unscathed through. all the carnage
And are with us now to bear the burdens
cf our common life and rejoice that the
Ration . lives through their courage and
devotion and; the devotion of those who
aleep the eternal sleep.
- When a great Frenchman lay dying In!
' ' Paris he desired a flower to be placed
in his hands that his last earthly vision
might rest upon it. The request was
transmitted from his death chamber and
-nt m eager yet subdued tones through
" out the ttreeti c the French capital, "A
flower1 for Mirabeau."
' Flowers for the American soldier. Let
. thtm re,t in profusion upon his grave.
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A VERBAL FLORIST. '
i - Young "Victor DolHver of Iowa has come
out to Oregon to instruct the voters how
' ' they should exercise their suffrage on
-. Monday next. It is presumed that' he
- Was" sent out here as a-polltloal misslon
,ary to the benighted heathen of -the Pa
"clflc oasU The .people of Oregon should
be deeply grateful to this young Iowan
orhls' self-sacriflcing efforts and the
contribution of so much of his valuable
time in hta effort to turn" the people of
; - thla state from the error of their ways.
Host-of them had thought they knew
Their own buBtaesa. Probably a large ma
Jqrtty had made up their minds for whom
.: . and for what they would vote. But
It was decided 'that the people of thla
atate were incompetent to conduct their
oyn affir and mus therefore learn wis
Con from the East... However, up to last
aooonats Mn ItoUlver had done nothing
but cult verbal flowers from the vernacu-
- Vr, arra'tce'them in pretty bouquets, tie
them With beautiful -strings of rhetoric
and hand them out to the people without
tint. As e, "word, florist, as a proprietor
1 of a- f erbaV greenery, as the Owner of a
lingual hothouse, Mc. Victor Doiliver Is
r successful " ' But as a . missionary-' be
eems not, to have succeeded In Instract
lf tl't cltlsana of thia commonweal Ua,
srho obstiuatel In -their benlihted con-
aitloa seen -determined -tO-V 'oursno pthe
even tenor of their way, accept his gar
land of language and hand back equal
ly pretty compliments for bis pleasing
oratorical efforts, and then drop him Into
the sea of oblivion, forgetting that be
ever existed and -conauctm tneir iee
Won. on the ? of jM Just,' as though
be had not trayered across ' the' continent
as Victor, the Apostl to th OregonUns.
A QUESTION OF CIVIC VIRTUE
A cloud ef injurious adjective does not
serve to Clarify the situation. Scotfs
Unabridged Dictionary of -Vile Epithets,
Revised Edition, affords ns no help.
a plain statement of the occurrences that
Preceded and produced the Cltlsens'
movement hpt4UBtlfy It, then H cn
not be justified, , ;
A caucus of about ISO out of 163 dele
gate of the Republican convention nomi
nated a ticket and then met as a con
vention and went through the form of
ratifying it o'wn nominations. This cau
cut Itself had .been' so constituted tha-t
fewer than half doien men dictated its
action." ' ' Tt " -??t- :
Thl caucus, under ibe Instruction .pf
Mr. Matthews, refused any reprenUtlon
in th state or Congressional delegations
to any one of the 25 precincts carried by
the opposition. It would not permit them
to name a. single member of th central
committee. Under the primary law the
precinct Is , the unl Of representation,
The aplrlt of the letter of the law and
party usage and the representative pri
ciplo ware thus violated. The result 1b a
party organlsatlp'reflectinf thf wfll -of
no part of. its oteiand a local, govern
ment representing the fret choice of no
part of the people. The election at that
ticket jrould be the ratification only of
men already chosen by a ring, and for
their subserviency tha ling.
Buch a government i not a good gov
ernment for anybody. Republicans of
either faction are Justified In resisting its
Installment because it is a prestltution
of their party.. Democrats are Justified
In resisting: It because they are equally
tte vlctlmsi Alb cltlsens are Justified in
resisting it. because it is a subverlon of
representative government.
It. shduld also be condemned because
It ,1s the product of a fraud. It got its
power only by promising to be everything
which It Is not. The fraud is neither
denied or excused. - It Is simply assumed
to be a legitimate process of party man
agemc'nt ..-
Good government Is Impossible under
tuoh a rule. A public conscience that is
not corrupted will not suffer It
The Cltlsens movement Is not a fac
tional contest It Is a movement of civlb
virtue. If this virtue has been dormant
It is now aroused.1 Its first step .Is to
obliterate the present ring. After that It
will take care of the future.
If this bo not so, then the bop of good
government is an iridescent dream. The
ting stands confessed, the fraud admit
ted. - Shall thev . be condemned? Tnt
question is up to you. .
1 NOT REGRETTABLE.
The pregonlan says "that Oregon should
go Democratic would not be so regret
table, perhaps, except for the effect on
the larger objects of National policy.
The. flrsV-clauaa-of Tthat sentence la a
(symptom of recovering, sanity. Indeed,
there are worse things that could hap
pen than Democratic success, viewed
even from the standpoint of heneflt t
the Republican pirty. The state la
normally largely,' Republican, and that
fact has encouraged a habit of reckless
ness' in party management that is (he
rear menace to the party. The Demo
cratic party is the only Instrument at
band' of chastisement This being a
non-political year, when no great party
policy is at stake, afford a golden op
portunity tp whip the recalcitrant bosses
Into better behavior. In that view indeed
the Oregonlap is right in saying that
Demooratio success "would not be re
grettable."
Even in Its effect on the National party
the same rule holds good, if tne election
here is to have any appreciable Influence.
The Republican leaders have been com
mitting the party to measures not ap
proved by the people of Oregon. Mr.
Hanna, the author of,. the ship subsidy
bill, has not displayed his power: in
the Ohio convention.' The attitude of the
majority' in Congress toward the trusts
Is dls'tinctly friendly and correspondingly
inimical, to thtPrealdejit In bis "effort to
curb their growing rapacity. Therefore
the effect of Democratic success on these
'larger objects of National policy," which
Republican leaders are promoting against
the wishes of the rank and file, would not
be "regrettable." In fact, such, a result
would not, could not be construed In the
East against any accepted policy ef the
Republican party to which Oregon has
heretofore been committed. Rather, it
would be heard as a bugle note of warn
ing to Mr. Hanna and his Republican
leaders that Republican voters in Oregon,
at least condemn their conduct and can
not be depended on to support a party
that betrays their interests.
It has ho been some days since we
printed the statement that Mr. Mat
thews proposed to a gentleman that he
would put him on his ticket for Coun
cilman provided he would pledge him
self, la vthe event of Judge Williams'
death, If he was elected, to vote for any
man for Mayor to fill the vacancy whom
Mr. Matthews mlgbMiame; 'and further,
to vote against any franchise of the City
e Suburban Railway. Mr. Matthew has
not denied the sWemesti lt- may, there-
fore, oe assumea tnai ic irue. , n
Matthews candidate must have mad
similar pledge to get on the ticket' Thl
tact shows two things. First that no
man could get on the ticket without-th
permission of Mr.' Matthews,' and second,
that no man could get pa the ticket with
out pledging himself to be Mr. Mat
thews' man.
SCOTT'S DICTIONARY.
The following choice phrases and words,
applied to the Oregonlan's present as
sociates, ths Matthew contingent, by
that paper, are .given as samples from
the old edition of "Scott's' Unabridged
Dictionary of Vfle EpithetsiX
Oros dirty work. ,
Hired rabble.
Sliver fanatic .
Thugs.
Enemy of cltlaen-
hlp. ,.
Trimmer.
Bhlfty. , ,
.Crooked record.
Unconscionable.
Clackers.
Local gang.
Jobbers tn office.
Desperate gang.
Hireling.
Temporlser,
Freebooter.
Evasive.
Arbitrary. .
Extreme.
Placeholder.
Grafting politician.
Past Masters of .
th Art of Blate-
Msklng.
Unscrupulous.
Frantk; effort
Federated brigada
False. .,
Fanatical devotion.
Regardless of -
principles.
Ring.
Professional poll
- ticlans.
Ring dictation.
Boss dictation.
Cunning. '
Furtoua-oppotlon.
Offensive person-
allty..
Mischievous.
Loot and spoils.
Pettiness.
Contemptible.
Factional ends.
Pirates.
Joint graft
Machine.,
impudent
jBuocancrs.
Creatures.
Bolters.
Demagogy.
Th list might be further extended,
but these ere enough to illustrate 1 the
value of this great dictionary. The words
It contains ere warranted to be equally
useful In describing Republicans of every
shade of political opinion -or affiliation.
according to the aide you may espouse
for the time being. They have been
used Wlthjtelltng efftct by the author of
the dictionary upon both the Mitchell
and Simon Republicans, at well as upon
all the Democrats, and he guarantee
that they tit with perfect accutacevery
voter In the county, Without regard to
previous political affiliation and without
respect of race, color or previous condl
tlon of servitude to any ring whatsoever
There is only one Man in the World to
whom the Author's Copyright make
them Inapplicable, and that is th
Author Himself!
All right are reserved. ' The" diction
ary may be had at the Oregonlan editor
ial rooms in any number as the edition
is exhaustless.
'WHAT BASE USES, HORATIO?"
"To what base uses, Horatio, was the
name the Rev. J, R. N. Bell of Baker
City, Or put the other day when the fol
lowing, handbill was distributed la th
Town' of Sheridan, Or.:
"Republican to speak I J. R. N. Bell
of Baker City will address the cltlsens of
Sheridan and vicinity on the political is
sues of the day at L O. O. F, Hall on
Friday evening, May 23. All invited."
The Rev. J. R. N. Bell is pastor of the
Presbyterian Church of Baker City, and
be occupies a distinguished position
among tbaopeople of his own religious
denomination and others. He is ajman
of Intellectual attainments and forensic
ability and he chances to be a Demo
crat, However, he is not in the habit
of delivering political speeches.
It was not tha Rev. 3. R. N. Bell,
pastor of the Presbyterian Church . of
Baker City who delivered the political
speech at Sheridan in the Odd Fellows'
Hall on Friday evening, May 82, as evi
denced by a letter which comes to The
Journal from . an Indignant cltlsen of
Sheridan. It was a young man by the
nam of Bel! living In Portland, so far
a known in no way related to ths rev
erend gentleman in Baker City, and who
has Justly attained his legal majority.
The people of Sheridan h&turaily feel
highly disappointed. Rev. J. R. N. Ball
quite naturally is indignant but the
young mail named Bell doubtless feels
highly grateful that for once 'in hjs 111
he was permitted to address a large
audience, even althjugh that audienc
had assembled to hear the eloquent pul
pit" orator of Eastern Oregon. 1
Inasmuch as the Rev. Bell Was at home
in Baker City cn May 23 and Is not
making any politloal speeches and did
not authorise the use of his name, he
and his friends are In a .quandary to
know who is responsible for the fraud
that was practiced upon the 'people of
Sheridan. Perhaps some Republican can
solve the problem.
Judge Tanner presided at the Doiliver
rpeaking at the Marquam Grand. But
In the Oregonlan's exhaustive report of
the meeting the name' of Judge Tanner
rhone by its absence. Was this because
he was the mover of the sliver resolution
In the' Republican convention several
year ago? Or because the. new 'Scott-
Matthews - alliance is not considered a'
partnership transaction with theTflrm of
Mitchell A Tanner? " ' -' i-'-
The Qregonlan report , f avt tit as the
number present at Mr. Chamberlain a
meeting In Alblna Wednesday night The
800 people actually there, ; at least, will
know the Inaccuracy of that report Does
th Oregonlan really think there are any
votes to that,sort of thlagT ' v . f
The Oregonlaa la the Author of an
happy bits. We claim no credit for nam
ing ' the ticket nominated . b j Mr. Mat
thew. That was don long ago, and by
the Oregonlan.- On April M, 18M. it gave
th.e concern Jtaj baptismal name In these
words; "It would be no more than right
to caU It th Matthews ticket for Jack
mad the real light for It when he hurled
Mr. Simon froni th table at the county
convention. r Statesmanship such as this
should not go-' unrewarded."
The 1 native Chinese presided over by
Seld Back held a-political caucus, and
after much ' discussion resolved to sup
port the Jack Matthews ticket The fine
Italian band Of Henry McGinn, their at-
torney.1 plainly traceable in thl action,
Henry is not making any speeches, but
bis old political canning bas net deserted
htm and ha la active In other directions.
The information Is direct and reliable
that Larry Sullivan ia actively canvassing
the North End for Judg Williams and in
his name and behalf making both threats
and . promises. This Is Judge Williams
other volet-; ...
Mr. Hanna'a platform m Ohio torn
mehds-CongTess for re-enacting the Chi
hese exclusion law."" But it does not con
demn it for defeating the Mltchall-Kahn.
antt-Chtnese amendment which labor
wanted. ' -' ":- '
It Judg? Williams is mentioned more
than th other, candidate, n i becaust
they have (brown all their burdens on
him. They won't, speak for themselves.
Mr. Hannah', Ohio convention was very
barmonious;Vi;ht Jack Matthows of
National pojitjes knows arf well as our
own Jack how- tt produce harmony.
Judge Williams complains that the op
position it centered on him. But It
Isn't It oaly seems that way to nfnf
because of Mr. Inman's popularity.
ASPARAGUS SALAD.
Pare and cut Into two-inch sized pieces
cne bunch of asparagus and boll it in
salted water till tender, ' when done
drain in a collander. and when cold nut
th asparagus Intj .a salad bowl. Dress
It either with, mayonnaise or pepper,
salt oil and .vinegar..
DEticjQtja NUT CAKB.
Two-thirds cup butter, one cup sugar.
inree eggs, one cup milk, throe cups nour,
two teespeottfttlB baking powder, one cup
put kernel i chopped.
Blend in the arder-given, reserving the
beaten whites of the eggs to the 'last,
Flour the nut well and bake In flat
(oaves. ,-';
FOR THB ELDER SISTER
, Do not be ashamed of dusting the
drawing room of 1 darning your brother's
socks. If you are musical, see to It
that your performances are really meri
torious ere you get Into tha way. of
Wearing out your brothere nerve even
ing after evening on the parlor piano.
Some brothers ar so self-effacing as to
say they enjoy a sister' . playing when
in reality. mey ao not.
A PRETT.T HAIR ORNAMENT.
Perhaps one of the prettiest of the fall
als is a wreath of enamel, the colors so
delicately blended that, while they at
tract the eyes, they also seem to soothe
them into regarding the Deauty of the
workman's artj Soma' of these wreath
have a diamond or wt ef paste et in
grnong the leaves, and the effect la con
siderably improved, for it 'look as If
dewdrop were glistening In the soft
green.
- COOKED IN SHEM.3.
Fluted shells large eonough to hold an
Individual helping may now be bought
at email prloe and will be found both
useful gnd decorative, .A set Of six have
been in use in a family for two years
and are as strong as ever, although they
cannot be said to be "to the manor
born" as far as a hot oven goes. They
may be used for the fish course or for an
entree; for the latter any bita of white
meat will answer:
THE SHORT-NECKED, GIRL.
The slightly yeeollette bodice (a now
One of the privilege of tha short-necked
girl. She can adopt this dellcolusly cool,
comfortable vogue with -every Impunity,
proclaiming herself at once smart and
thoroughly tip to data . - ', m.
Again. If fancy or nteds dictate the
presence of a collar then let her sea In
the first place that the line at the. bas
ef the throat is carried so low as pos
sible. Beyond a certain point it Is Im
possible to go without wrinkles, but the
actual mean can be very skilfully de
clined. - '; I
ODDS OF INFORMATION.
People In India are calling for legisla
tion to preserve wild animals from ex
termination . . ., ,..
It takes about three seconds foe a mes
sage to go from one and Of tha Atlantic
to the otl-er. .
The census of tha sexes In Canada
shows that there are: Single males, 1,747,-
n; lemauss, l.sw.isti; marnea maies, iWRf,
15; females, 9O5.03L -vl
Camel teams are now being used for
the carriage and distribution of mining
machinery on the North Coolgardie gold
fields, Western Australia. -
Lightntnx statistics tn the United States
last year showed that nine-sixteenths of
the persons struck recovered. Less than
One-fourth were struck In open ground.
At Flougnastel, a small town In Brit
tany, all the weddings of the year are
celebrated on one dajf. In February last
thirty-four couple wt married, simul
taneously, . .;. T .. , -,v , - 1 ; i,
The gold contained in the medals, vea
sels, chains and ether ebleot preserved
In the Vatican would make more gold
than the whole of the present European
circulation. .. iiv
Glass Is the most perfectly elastic sub-
Stance la exiatanee.' Jk glass plate kept
under pressure In a bent, condition for
fi year will return la Its exact original
roxio. eu-ei conoea next " :
It' a all well enough to htugh and arow.
fat, but too many people take oa veigat
HINTS TO WOMEN
over their own Jokes, f .
c
FACTS INTtiE
1 To the Soldiers.
PARTISANSHIP AND NO PARTISAN
SHIP.
Te soldier of our country, who on this
' aojemn day.
Da; tat graves f your, dead comrades
your floral tributes lay
With mem'rjei of -their vgior and the
ankioua days you shared.
Till they ware called to glory and your
owa live bap'ly epared. . -
Oh. say, a your hearts beat again In
patriotic pride, ': .':' -
And a si round your comrades' graves
you gatheralde. by aids, v
Ob answer, . tell ma,; dee It not your
- teadereet feellnga hurt -
To get that here, Harvey Scott, still wave
j e bloody shirt T -.-
For full a month throughout ouc. at t
the petty politician . , '
The Fulton and the Furnlshe, upon
their Selfish mission,
These men who never raised a hand er
risked an hour's sleep-
Who stayed at home, the usufruct of
JF9 prayt dttdt to rap-
Who, wbilt yeu tunk your party and
thought only ef yeur cau
Oft tMt, loud-mouthed, ta platforms tt
. ourt thg fooi't applause,
Oh, doe it not your feeling ritt to tet
them tak that flag
And us It as a buttlcock and chw
v'' It at t rarT
Pt you tpprev of sjeott's attempt t
fill, this goiemn hour T '
with thought! of faction, hat and tplttf
t looka down from m Tower '
Wber h ha long maligned yew, and
ttat you rMf vf, a W
Teur slow and "mp'ng mtvment drtwt
nt moiaturt to tola ya- .
Hf think bow h may yt ypu-you'rt
useful put tt ve'ta, .
And that It what h think of rvu read
WU the tcrd ha wrote -
Tn Thursday morning t paper, degrading
,-. tnit tad aay .
Tt malignity end slacord and faction pas
sion' play, ryr- n
' -' " '-- .'-.
Fer not The flti ? followed, tht flat;
that waves on high.
Where'er your hands have raised It, for
ever mort haij fjy.
WhQ tehds to lower .lt save those whQ
. wouia nce
Those feeling of disunion which give
Scott such della-ht.
bh, palsied ever be the hand would.
strive to pull it down. v.
And palsied, t. should be the tongue
which poison our towh-i-
The Fvlionsgni.Mlarkeyf the Web-
stem and their crew
Who thiCQUgn It starry glory would make
catspaws 911$ q you.
Oh, let thatneaijlng of this day be kept
torever pure, ,
That its lesson for your children shall
forevermore endure;
Let not the politician's seal, let not a
servile press ,
Detract from all the precious throughts
your simple flower express.
Frown dowb, upon those who flaunt the
flag through pure hypocrisy;
Who In their sleeves would slyly laugn
at your credulity, - -
God, keep You all together let no party
feeling sway
flie mem'rlea and the unities of this
. thrice holy day.
To D, J. M.
THE tVER LOYAL, NEVER BOLTING,
TBAITOR-HATINO D. J. M.
Oh. Dan; oh, Dan you funny man.
Oh, pray don't make u laugh-
Hal ha! your speech ha I hat your
speech!
Was such dellolous chaff.
v Ha! hal ha I ha!
They say an ass looka in a glass
And seeing bis big ears
Will Oft declare the. fallow pair
On every head appears.
Hal hal hat ha! '
We're not like you to party true;
Cannot pretend to be
Such fetoblng samples, fine example.
Of party loyalty.
Hal ha! hat hal
Tou f aetionlats, head of th list -
On each election year.
You've scratched the ticket, tried to lick
It
Throughout your whole career.
Ha! hal hal ha!
Tour thunderous labor at Mount Tabor
To three and twenty' men '
Amuses us you funny cuss.
Bay, try it one again.
Hal ha! bal ha!
Suburban Joys.
it their hiding place.
Mnu. the screen doors now yoa bring,
5 or To! 'tis spring,
nd the early fly Is on the wing,
P Jingl
Sea the doors, so dustyl
lee yourself, so crusty t
How have yoa managed to lose
Those screw?-
Zip!
There goes a rip
In your trou- -Sera.
Look out nowl
Crash!. .''
And a window pane has gone to smash.
w acres tne DJsmeo step tea
Der? - The Smiths have had
It aince last fait '
Th rail
Of them! Bring a chair.
There! . . .
Take caret
Dinar -
The thlngl - -. .. . -
It doesn't fit. Say, '
When you put your doors away
Why don't you mark themt Ask the cook
To look , . - - -
r pr a pacxage oi screws
In the closet, amour the shoes.
There' a mlonlny nut
From the doonicker that springs thla shut.
Great Scottl ,
You've got .
Them mixed 1 Walt.' thl U rlpM
Is this screen door for the hitch- , . f
cn vr uiv uiiiixiw-puuin r wnicnr '
flay, Maria, by the preat horn spoon,
Twill take the whole forenoon ,
To put the bloody thing in plaoel '
Tell Johnny to chase ; , , -Himself
to the nearest carpenter
And tell him te hur- ., ! '.: ,
By here and take thla Job. ; ' ,
And flub r . r . . J
Win do, . '
And so "k - ' '
Btraigijtway ytu gtvt it up and go ,
4 "WW
Town.
-Chicago Tribune. -
A woman, believe that a' good story
hi bear repeating,' especially if it waa
told to her aa a secret.
FleckensteiivMayer Co;
, , ..',J w , ' Importer Of and Jobbers In - - ' ' - '
, a WINES AND LIQUORS
Of which we carry a full mi complete list). ' ' ' ! 235 Oak St, Portland, Or.
Iron & Steel Works
PORTLAND
OREGON
MANUFACTURERS OF
Cogging, ' - ' .
Saw MI!!,
Powtjr Transmission
and Steiunboat
Machinery
Our GARDEN HOSE
Is Dependable, : It is good and
yoa can rely on it. It wears
well. The PRJC IS LOW.
LAMBERSON
HENRY WEINHARD
i Proprietor cf fhtr
CITY BR.EWERY
Bottled Beer Specialty
Largest and most complete
Established 1862 .
Telephone No. 72
PIANOS! PIANOS!
STEINWAY & SONS
EMERSON
RICHMOND
ESTEY
STARR
A. B. CHASE
Soule Bros. Piano Co.
, 326 Washington SU
MISS. A. S. JORGENSEN
Importer and Dealer (n .
Fine French Millinery
291 Morrison SL, between 4th and 5th,
PORTLAND. ORB.
Worth Passing Along,
"How did you like th" speech f they
asked Tommy, on his way home from the
political meeting. "
"It was bum," . answered Tommy.
"When he aid, "Westward the starved
umpire takes his way,' I thought there
was goln" ta be somethln' about baseball
tn It, but there wasn'f-Chloago Trib
une. ' "'.'" "
"It M our duty to civilise the w4rld."
"But there are other nations that think
they have the same duty, and what will
happen to civilization when our path
crossf '-rChicago PosL x.
"Don't you think you have a very
changeable climate?" said the stranger..
"No," said the native; "It changes fast
enough when It's pleasant; but when lt't
disagreeable It hangs on like grim death."
Washington Star. '
..It Is Said With Truth..
That, "The best is cheapest,' and the saying is fully as appli- s
i v ' v cable to ; . ; . O
DENTAL WORK
As it ii to a line of merchandise. Then why sot have the best?
No shade of doubt exists as to our ability and facility for doing
btst workOu Reputation is a Guarantks to You--That
WkWol , v '
' DR. B. E. WRJCirrf Dentist And Associate
V ' " . 343i Washkistoa StratU cor. Sevthth. - ;
Hours, I a, m. ta S p. m, and 1 to
Ite -
PORTLAND
OREGON
brewery, la the Northwest
Office, Thirteenth and Burnsld Sta .. .
' PORTLAND, OREGON
(111015 HIT
COUNTY TICKET,
State Senator ...Dr. Harry Lane
State Senator ...........,.,.H. B. Nicholas
Joint Senator ...............Richard Bcott
Joint Representative ......... W. IP, Young
Representatives Henry Fleckensteln, K.
A. Austin, A. P. Velguth. M. C. Davis,
Frank H. Curtis. 8. J. Barber, N, D.
Beutgen, Frank A. Heitkemper, B. A.
Mofherson, J. C. Bayer, Q. C Moser.
eyaney csmytn. v
County Judge....
....H. B. Adams
County Commissioner Henry Hewett
SberlS John Drlscolt
County Clerk .-J. P. Kennedy
Assessor Charles 3. McDonell
County Treasurer .1. U Whit
County Auditor , .W. H. Pope
County Surveyor.....; Lucius R. Lwis
Coroner Edward H. Thornton
Justice of the Peace, Portland.
.-. R. J. O'Netl
Constable, Portland pit....Lcu Wagner
justice of the Peace, Bast. Portland
District ........R. P. Graham
Constable. East Portland: Diet.. A. M. Cox
Justice of the Peace, Mount Tabor,.
F. P. Hale
Constable, Mount Tabor Dlst.H. W. lng
Justice of the Peace, Multnomah Dis
trict ...P. H, Roork
Constable. Multnomah Dlst..Clay Harris
Roard, Supervlsors-,Road District No, I,
W. 3. Miller: 8, J. B. Sharp--, J. D.
Kelly i 4, John cronqulst; 6. 8.T. Ogden:
i W. H. Dougherty: 7, J. E. Blackburn;
8, Cummtngs Merrill; 1, D. M. Roberts;
It, 8. P. Osburn; ll James Hlllyard;
U, Thomas Evans; U Joseph Klllsi U
(cltyl. P. J. Keily,.
CITY TICKET.
TMayor .".... ...I.Robert D- Inman
City Engineer Douglas W. Taylor
City . Attorney,,,,., ,A,,Mvvronougti
City Treasurer ....J. "B. Weriein
Municipal Judge ...v...R,iW.. Thompson
Councllmene-First Ward. Tv -J. Concan--rion:
Second Ward. Mat Poellef! Third
Ward. Fred T. Merrill; Fourth Ward,
W. R. Mackenzie; Fifth Ward, Don O.
Woodward; Sixth Ward, W. Y. Ma.
ters; Seventh Ward, L. Zimmerman;
Eighth Ward, D. T. Sherrett; Ninth
Ward, 1 P.- Hosford; r- Tenth. Ward,
George- Lewis; Eleventh Ward, A. if.
FlegeL . , ,, -.. ,.
p. m.
Telephone North Zffl