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PDBUShERS PORTLAND, OR., MAY 8. 1002 Vths BUSINESS OF politics. . : it le a curtoua problem that govern Men. that matter of aupremeat earthly ' f Importance to man,-bould be surrender- .',.V 2 m. .At..k.a A-l ...I U ma ntfiAF Alltt V, PU W HIViqw, WAV wvp' vf ter. t What eaterprisa. wnat aseociawon, what , corporate or federated Interest K would be riven over to subterfuge, In "i Ureetion, secrecy and Intriguer la poli- tics always to be alone on a plane by It self and alon ot.eH eoterprleea to re , ward the deft band, the lying tongue, the devlou way, the ainlater mlndT In every "'ether business honaety, directness, integ rity constitute -valuable asset, Politics la the only bualnes that can bo frankly dishonest Md yet; aometlmea eucc4 by Its dishonesty ' i yt . 1 ; froths this 4s' not altogether, nor a- ways true. t la true at timea, oououeu. because toena" private' affair" ordinarily receive more immediate attention than do publio affairs. It la obly when publle af fair to radically wrong fhat the indlvld . val percelvea khta Intereet, andthen we nav "janq Miae.? V-H; ' J Party managers get to rely upon the In difference of the people(By degree they. uaurj th' funotlong ot the people, and ; arrogate jto' tbemeelvea the right to ad minister' the government, The ' voter1 la l hu reduced to the necessity of ratify ing a machine or. repudiate hist party. The perfection of the machine la never attained In open way. It norka under ' ground. It .flatter? It cajoles tt.ptom- ue,. ii ;iie. at aucceea onen. no oe , canae It is trusted or' believed,' but be cauee, perfiapa, It'l too much troubla U fight It, or because to beat It run coun ' ter to aome political aentiment, oi4 b caoaa the machine la ao indnuated It aelt Into eoclal or .bualnesa llf e a, to - make Rupture painful; or lta corrupting influencea permeate and taint the pubuo conscience Itself, or because of all these thlnga together. , , " ' 5 4 Far Instance, it would hardly, be be lieved, If It were not painfully apparent. . that a little handful of men could erl v oUaly threaten to dominate a party of mora than 10,000 voter In this county, not : with their conaent, but by, promlaea and : r pretenaeaywhoae falsity' the conspirator ' do not now even pretend to deny. 'These men now 'laugh thele .promises to acorn. They do not pretend that these were made to be kept It waa a smart trick to capture the convention, and they give ua the bat hat , . Now that la dishonesty that couldn't ; attcoeed anywhere but In polltlea. It can not succeed in- politico If the people be not Indifferent to their own welfare. If there were nothing elae at etake It would bo motive enough to condemn the fraud by which the Slatthawa party, put Itself la the saddle. - t -, : 3ut - there la abundant other motive. An officer who owea hi, seat to Jack Matthew will be responsible to Jaek " Matthews. He will pot have that abiding . aenaa of responsibility to the people-that trusting reliance upo the favor and ap probation of khe people that arises from ; win only truat Jack Matthews. He wlU .' court the favor only ot Jack Matthews. Here, as heretofore, we use that name - to aymboliie the Inside secret conclave ; tha deep-aea beast of which he is the vtalble na, the groping tentacle. It toy Jow, therefore, thatjtbe public Interest , will not be guarded when It la mixed up wltn the interest of Jack Matthew. Another motive is the reform of party method. .: Thla need -aever bo expected from the Matthews party. It la ntrencn- aid only py preserving the present ma- It, la not necessary to Indulge in of fensive personalities in discussing this r (utlon. In other relations of life the v men. composing the , machine may be y jtruafworthy; but In politics they are ban ditti. The citizen have moved to their present point of organisation through a atom of the Invective tempest of their Ilea,; Mo other; enterprise could live by such method. It is time the people teach the leeaon that' polltlea relite to , the ; public welfare and hat aome de--: cenoy and honesty are required to receive their approbation.' The cltisena 'move ment 1' to antagonize the method de - acribed. For it to fall Is to enthrone a wrong, a usurpation, a fraud, to put a whip Into the hands of a reckless ring to acourge th people with. It la, In abort, to live under the government of Jack Matthew. . Endorsement of hanna. c "lit; Hanna Dreinmea to advise Oregon Republican that '"any great falling off In th Republican vote in Oregon will b used by the Pemoerata all-over the coun try M on indication that Bepubilcan pot Idea ,ar unpopular, And further' he ayat ;fX expect th party in that atate t do it duty." ' . , Now th particular Republican policy to which Mr. Uann refera la the ship ub Idy bill, -which ta his pot measure. . Ore gua XUflubllcaaa wil' thfrtfor,' huSUt ADAPTED AFTER HARRY "nURPHVS RECENT CARTOON IN -TUB OREQON1AN, WITH AN ADDITIONAL .J"; . . ' E:..l . i -t : " k. Wl W - Bk O m ' iThog slippers seem Just a e w w " ' 11 1 - ." 1 ! ' about voting the Ropublicaa tleke whea Mr; HannVmeaha to construe that vote a an endorsement of the ship subsidy . , r!"ji.-A' i The Oregonlan recentl; said that Mr, Hanna la opposed to Prealdent RooseVelt Thia oppokltjon la baaed aolely on the President' effort to curb the truata Whatever other things Oregon Rlepubll- oan may. disagree about, they have no disagreement about Mark Hanna. They do not want to bo construed as approving him, hie ntthoda, measure or pollclea. "I expect the party In that state to do lta duty," ay Mr. Hanna. He expoeta! Oregon Republican know their, duty, at least a well a Mr. Hanna knows hi. When ho Jtaa oonnoctod hla nanfo With any great measure the people of Oregon approve he iuay. he entitled to ask our endorsement.. Mr, Hanna also expresses concern that a part Of the Republican here "are to enter Into a fusion with th Democrats." He was hot wont to bo of that opinion. ".When' Suoh a fusion was Used to defeat M. Corbet t, Mr. Hnna thought it waa entirely proper. In: truth, , however, the immediate duty" bt Repulc'aiuhere "J M "j ,dowtt Jack Matthews. It Jn doing that we may bo construed also aa hitting Hanna a lick. It will not In anywise diminish bur aatle f action. .For to tell the truth there la a grave euapldon' her that Hanna la ;he Jack Matthews of national politico. They are certainly mutually pleasing to. each other. ',, Mr. Hanna can find plenty to do fight Ing Preaident toovelt hnd ervlng the trust and ship companies. He had bet ter keep out of Oregon, ENGENDER CIVIC PRIDE. Portland needs more of clvto pride, Fortunately every pawing day aea ita, growth and the promise la given by current event that the city IS goihg through an educative proeeas that will elevate It to a level far above that upo. which it now reata. . J This is not to say! that Portland la a particularly bad city. "People who-travel and who are practical know that this city ha les of the worse element that commute a biot tipn society than have other place of Ite also. Indeed, H la foolish ind mlsrepreeenutlve of the true statue to Intimate anything else. Etl mabie gentlemen living hero, engaged lb work that cultivates the Ideailstlo side of man's nature, are tncUned at ttmos to break out In denunciation Of existing con dition' In doing thls they Bo What all decent persona Io, and' what they must do If they permit thelf better nature t have the. msBterjrJ,: . Tet there ire practical consideration that demand occaalonelly the smashing of ideal,' and" the substitution therefor of something that is the beat posalblo under the clrcumatanoeei 'This substitution to not from choioc ; it I " perforce. It Is compelled. ; To ttempt to do otherwl woujd ribe. ,aa ,lf wtfuloT tdr A matt with tuberculosa germs In ui system to de cide that he would net allow the disease to progreee towards 4ath for the aub- Jeot, and expect by mere determination to eradioaW those fttwa from ' hla ay. Portland 'cannot resolrs t 'completely FIOURB OR TWO. ' y i. t,Mil : ;- 'fV , out of reach. Even with ths rotbif even toucn inm. , - i cleanae Itself from ail that I bad, Woulo it were possible. Would that U mlghv accomplish the reforms that all gfcod people desire for the Improvement bt the moral character of the town, Things may be and are upon the nprrade.' Port land is better than It wai formerly. It la Improving in many ways. .The . im provement should not be retarded, it must not be retarded. tn ' accelerating the ever, there must bo -'. i-ii -'V' tjfJiv:' i..'; pregreaa, ! rational aetlon, There muat be that which takeacinto account the undeniable facts "In the caae. and then proceed to do what can be done Civic pride will forward thla movement. Civic pride la for a city what eelf'-reipect la for a man. And civic, pride is growing in Portland. The results will show a the month paaa. They aro already manifest In various reapers. llfr' THE DEAD COMMANDER. "Speak not of the dead unleaa good bo apoken" la the tranalatlon of a, .Latin motto that govern most persons In this world. It la frequently acoutea as of a poor philosophy, and applied with , too great vigor la not wiaf ftoweW iris perhaps well thai tho, motto obtain with moat people, and that It alwaya'WIU ob tain. : v'xfr?&MS' Rear-Admtral Bampaon, Who died on Tueaday. by hla death elltnlnStes "one f the two chief figures frost a controyeray that haa been the most conspicuous in the annate of miuurywarfar. 'It has divided, the cltuenshlp of this country as aharply aa haa anF other oiuestlon of late years. For a time, it absorbed the attention ot thia natMn,(sndiW';,jV fully watched by military and political characters the world over,; Harsh things were said and written by the"perttBM of Rear-Admiral Bchley, wnoi JprobSbly, numbered a large majority of , the people of the United State. Blttirhess marked the contest and bitterns remains la all quarters aa a result of th dispute. ? Rear-Admlral Sampson shared that blt- t era ess, and was the subject of some of the harsh things that Wer ,satd.4 Jt 'la likely that the sympathy of the AmerUait people was rightly riven to the . soft , of. Maryland, who was In command at San tlago, and directed the movement of the fleet during the absence of Sampson. At leaat, it baa been amply demonatrated that a very large majority of he "people took aidea With Schley, sod remain loyal to him at thia time. ' "."''.'A'.""'';."' Tet thla, doe not prevent J,uitioe from being done to Sampson. He waa a com mander of marked ability. . He was a man of that high honor that U characteristic of th men of th AmInnavj?H was akllled In the art of naval warfare. H waa loved by his cuwootstesV and tne who love an associate love hint for known. good .O.uaJiUos.. That he became Involved Wita'.Bohley la a controversy, undoubtedly waa due to the fact that be was even al the. be ginning of the flUput iappi-oachlng the end that has aince that lime laid him in hla grave: and to the 'jtaflt thatvM waa thua th more easily louBueooeil jteaaaume position that did bimielit Wiimi$: The life record of a gallant saltoK and1 fighter "la meed eqbusjkv t jrrite a 'bis I " ; ; . - - tower under them they cannot . , .'.':' funeral. The devotion to duty, the desire to uphold the flag ' and the giving of a life to that upholding, rth unblemished peraonallty o ,thi i Ja, jiia attainments a a professional fighter of naval battles, these aro enough to cover hla name with glory and to warrant the inscription '-9t prala for the career of a good mah.jC , Mlatakes that he made are but auffi dent to bring into bia sympathy all aaeti each of whom, haa. mada, mlatakea and so many that, if he la sincere, be Will administer to himself a eenSure mere se vere than that received fbm any other. :"Kothlnf unless good" may well apply to the death of Bampsotw and yjat in ao ceptlng it, one need not necessarily yield any of the views previously held on the subject of the tiaval ewitroversy. ; There is so much M good' IK thffjc9td6 Ad tnlral Sampson that it' may well eoneume tbe time and talent ot the Writer, while there was ao little of bkd lit bis per aonallty that It ma-f Veh .ie forgotten. v . . ! -r -.... .x -.!- The Oregonlan, speaking editorially of Mr. Moody'a position in theoomlng elec tion, say: '"We aseumei) 'however, that When b?, aay he hopes VljnltlteM Ucketwlll ..poll the. Mlpejatteia be wltshe us to read- wee' the' )lnee a purpose to follow the eouyse, et ractlon be desgrlbea aa hla uniform abitThrete f ora? And with this ass mptlott. i- Only remabta to aay that our columns are open iaf a fmiiar'auranctf,framf8f Jllmontf ' How magnanimous t Now that ocott ana jack uatthewa . have tiamea their -ticket, thecoiumnal tne OxegonlSa are open to Senator Simon, provided he will come forward and' urge'upon" hla followers ' their duty and oblltatlbh t support it . It'to . but sJbtitfif ;,iajei that nothing connected kttb JMJlmots or "hi machine" waa Worthy, tbe con aidwatlon of a repbUbeilLii.t, aH I changed. Even Simon, misrepre sented, abused, vilified al W, wvm. shatt have fair treatment If rhe will support the ticket 'Verily, when Scott grows magnanimous, people wonder.; But there la "method in hla madneea .? y il- When Furnish, a Demooratie Sheriff. can make Umatilla County pay hira. at th rat of I2S.0M per yeaf, that' busi ness. - .' When Furnish and Jack Matthewe om bne and turn down all old-tlm4 Republl- cans, thatTrpoliucs. vS'vW; i Wben.jthe RepubllcaaplaUonn.advO- cates Saving taxpayer excesalvs fee and emoluments over and above the constitu tional amounts and candidates' Wlnk:and say "but we. won't do It" that's reform. When the Oregonlan predicts dangtr to the Republlo and dire distress and dleaa- ter and, the overthrow of our. liberty If fusion auoceeds, that's kumbug.' fi ' f : Let the Republican voter vote the Re publican ticket-State and Matthws-dt be thinks, it Will best subserve (ho Intei eats of the Stat and County. . But Jf be Is aatiatled that that will not be the. re--" Sult let him not vote the Uoket- frefn 'a kentlmentai notion that he ewe more 'a the party than to hi state,hl aouatrr, .jtamseltaI'liiaeps ; l the salvaUon Of hla country; and hla psrty.' . , .; . , . . - . PACTS t THE CASE . U i ,V (rwJMcQinn'st Lbyaltyt' Mr, Henry MoQlsaJn his olaaaloal let ter t the Slatlk, Ward, Club mostbeauU fully refera to. the party "which-we love ao well.", HIS plea for loyalty (eupport Of the SooU-Matlhew ticket) le touch' login th extreme.- 'It is posalblo that it might bs a trifle more effective If tho writer' would attach tot it his answers (if h ha any) to a tew pertment ques tions put-1 him by ear.; Wallace Me Camant as , to his acrobatic party 'peri formaace ainee 18M. , , Perhape. be may add an. explanatory vera to the follow. tnftv? ,1.')!'!' if, i '- - ; v ,. Mv Record. ' 1 He, vetsrd ot Multnomah, behold me as stand, ' - , On pedestal before you, my record In my band.- " . , Just Step tip,' plea, end Sean it-It's writ IS letters bold: Inspect the patchwork and be my glories For I have been a Senator, ' And I have been a Judge, ' , ' A County Proaecutor, and , , t I'ye beeil Jo Simon's drudge. ' I've fought' on corners of the streets, , Bran wolfish and been foxy , Been everything to every man, ' And e'en a dead 'un's proxy. ' As Coutlty Prosecutdr, me and Joe Simon' brother, . We allced Up our indictments, piling one . Slice' on the other. " to merrily We swelled bur fee from one to twenty time, Though' never tolerating vice,. and ne'er eonddnlnf Crimea. W labored for the ounty, with philan thropic Seal, 'Twa only when we lo the job that X began to aaueau For "Nate" had Saved his money and I bad Squandered mine I Wav hoofed on the RIALTO, and - Y ' raised a howling whine, So t Waif wade a Senator. . ', Joe'am to my relief, ; ' And that K why X bate, him, j v. Tie the cod of mybeiief. , ' 'Cringe to th man j who feed you, , ';'Be llnt and.be-glUv " r.-" Vhtu yod et the ehpeik.ytt.rtat- l'"then ikm'JUmM Aeiifllk., , viui lslator true.! .'; v And, k a loyal stand-m did what .srM.t4 to do, k-jij . But since then I havr outte reformsd , I've; out away from' Joe, x. : . , And haht f flxed-up programs of let- :-ii laiatlon know. My hlldllke innocence returned, a toga pure sad white5 ' v X long to ' wear, end to that end your 5 suffrage I. invite. "; J X don't ' approve of salaries or tee or - sucb vll things.-v.:' . -' ' - Front my shoulder 1 fool sprouting weil- " earned angllo winsr. - rifM'" ;. -' '- 'Wr '.'And since" t Waa a Senator r " ' ' The wooliack Z have graced; " Through Bimon'a intercession I ! lv Upon, th bench waa placed. 1 :,Theiv IT'wfTi1 dropped, 1 knew not Why (Perchance some ofher do), And then X bared my good right arm Aid my stiletto drew. So now good folks, X once stain, before th Voter sund, And my eleaion, it alone, will save our bleeding land FroA th evil and the dlsoord of those Semlcloua men Whs don't endorse the maasaer of "chtl- t dren ever ten;" Who don't. e In th "water our" aa object leeaon of , The preolou Jaoon ofjreedom. of peace had Christian love; . Who think that we, by ehowing that we ourselves can rule . May beat for future liberty a weakling nation school. 86 In tnelCast'sna Middle Weet The people all around Jtwaitf id tens enxietyi ,u r, . ' Their Van .close nvfhe ground if . tA' Mr.- Soott informs you) ' To hear the Ifiad report, ;.Thai the coUniry ones dgaiU is saved, . , TAnd Henry hold' th fort. iit'tneV'yett'iw M-' ; ' ' " xour vet for me must wii to save tn Republican party rWhibh we've loved eo long and well." f.f Roland. tn-aii thifis:'saii 'inil 'WrHan of Mr. Icott'a .iheonslatenolea arid ' the facility Wltli which "ha alternately belabor! an embraces trien as his feelings, interests 61 liver dictate; It should be remembered nd shr6nicled' to hi credit that he ha at halt had om permanent and eoneia tent friendship, ' When Mr. Blmon wa the Mpht-Btar of hi hope, when Be wa. being Simon and iaUding him to the skieaj' -''ene' particular friend w4ewlth tiinttew that h 'ea ho lontfer us Slmoh and IS painting him a a fiend In crftat,'"thl friend 11 ; Still beside him. When hi" branded the Hen. Henry B. Mo. Olna as drunkard end royattrer, whn h Icored the Horn Walter F. Matthews aa if Jack; of moat malodorous tame, when he pictures the Hon. Charlee H. Carey a a" pirate leader of a pirate tang, this one lonltentJ. friendship was ' "on." Now that MoOlna la the one possible asvio St Republlcarium in the United States, noW-that "Jack" la the witeatbett and purert Of party leaders, now that Careys' Ipotlesl tharactsr rivals the immaculate whftenopS'W ins giutenlnf wings of th Chpir:'lnvllWe.:thii friend." tkniriii ltte uimeved and wnmovlng rock, is etlll with him. '' That en Unchanged afid Unehtng tag friend 1 tn Hon. lwrene M. Sul livan, commonly knOwh aS "Larry.'r For many yesr the illor boarding, hub tandal Of thia porthav been , its chief detrltMMV Thy - hav -diegred Port land and Oregon, not atone in the eye -ot our own shipping world, but ia Bbgland. France and Oermahy;Mn all" of which couhtriee.'they , bav been.?, subjects:, of comment and condemnation. Tet take the' tUoa- et- Mr. scott'a paper and wi search In vain for on word disapproving anything .hicn , W, f rfend f'Lhrry'r ;hs done v Ur .; It doing.'. Crimping, -theft Outrage, sye, murder, baa resulted from the method of, Mr. Scott friend; but not a word 'lv given td the pubjio dltri mfiitU. Je. .thatv frlrndJtbrough th ;coi nmn of , th -one newspaper, - Whsiil effort' was made Jy ,tha- legislature bt OretofT ttt k a tilt Which ould lnh bate this tslior hording house eurae4 ' re' if'J ! f4' ",1 - ' '. ' J mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmwmmwmmmmmmmmmmmmmammmmmmmt 1 ' ' l Oct ; tpechl salo offer t to ttity es4 economical parents cunl trrcctional opportixiiliy for, fccccrins complete new actflf ' frit ' ttte(t hrw s ---- ie-jre !',sm vcrV law rAt- 1, .7." -r-.-.-T-."'. boys- Two-rncs suits-am a to is vn. tw.-di -S4.35 VESTEESUiTS-AKes 3to8, handsome fl! tyleit.worjh $5, $3.50 and $6,tped4l tt p 000 LONG PANTS SUlTS-AgeS 14 to 19 gi 1 C yrs, weUworth 7.50su.d s)U.JJ ' -! ; :50er lAlm Kttvtell aaej CsjdmsmWe ' -'.' We stn hvd fairly Ui-g variety of our Boys' Odd uA lid Suits si U.li Urxeet Oothler In the Northwest 1 "I I' I ' II ' mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I if - - - r -' ii hot one word. ln4droacjr.of the same wa written, or sooken' by Mr, Ictftt The . 4 Hon air. SuUlvajr- enmltr ite Mr,, Blmon, which now atreagthens the link between him and Iff. noott,: originated over the same blU. MA gulliVan desired sir. Bitnoh to kill It; lin Bitten refused Snd advo cated it tassa... Jt;th.lalieusf of the honorable rentletnah blroself, "Joe Simon could have killed that bill by rais ins hi finger, and h wouldn't do it, end it Cost me thirty-five hundred of tor sold plunlui to 4o tt. A- tews-gay ago th Hon, Larry in a" boarding bou"M row wa everely beateh by Bllly; Bmltn. , Both evening paper had full soeounU .of the affray, but;the ,'newipajer"' has not yet discovared -that Ut V ecourred. ;(Tea give Mr. Boott oredU f or on onslUnt friend, ship. If h beoohMS United States Bene, tor he will probably tnSk Larry collector of Om:Ptihskfir ','" ROLAND. PRAYER BOOKS IN JACK POT8. ' The ladle oi Arenburg r uasaiohat eard players, say a Oermah liewapaper. Blnce they ar not allowed to-play at the local club, they 'tnak M gSfne St their friend' hbuset hdi:tambl I ktt' ; -day through. A soonj a the cash funds, run abort they take to, various hrtlolea, moat ly toilet belonslDs-a; . Thus one lost to another , her coreet, .one lost a, bonnet, a third some face and perfumes, snd they go even a fat .'as loilhgj their prayer books. ?,',t ( 4.v i . Plants! Plaatsl plants! , . Choice lot of bedding slant,, all kinds. Ami eiora' wni iteauiifrvour vara and gladden your rJSysV powen's Beed Store, Tront ana -Tsyiorstreeiarw -v? DR.- B. E. WRIQH r v rvn: DI;NTIi:sib.'U:; (.,V'. i-H-Hf'''-'- :'''" ':'i"--;!i ('v;J--And f l Aasociates ara Now Located iatr:: , , -m 1' i ', i - i.'.i'u --;V'l 3 ' f , J i ' awursi j au m. ivj p.aua 7 p. m. 9 9 p. .aa.. , ., A if-. , j ; - - m sWW ? ' - j, Fourth and Morrison Streets ; A' Beautiful Face .:,'.. v - - . ... a. M'-iX- Z l .-6V'tei V ,'t Is what all women wjuiU .i Proper care .of . the i Ida makes jrott beautiful, f We ' re " movd .. all blemishes; Ittperflu6ai "Kalf, ' moles, etc. No sc4f . " , It Is Well ' otth - your while o call, , Nq charge t tails it , over. Gray hair restored. ..Manlchrins;.. . New York Dectro-Therapeutic Co. 1 1 r. r ; 702 MARQCAM ttlilLOINtX 7" f FLY TIME IS COMING We can . htlp yott in tth with our weU-wlected Wall ?; paper la aH sradas, s,. . liiiiim ! L II. MOORH0USE & CO. Art Stori; 307 Waslvln4t61n St i t Mat Vti M-M THUU ST. r . OS. Chaaasee et Cess. BY THEWAVSIDE., . t . ".-"fi-'iVltS'-'W! l4i. Me wonder bet U high. The gisyateho- say 'Money le conttned by Ulness. , - Th . evil t drinking champan In a bear Joint at shore apparent than. ever. iCif"41t''& . M-f;i-tiii' The organs so chanse the "real issue" each day that the thinking toter begins to. f eel It Is a-reel" usu. .. - T'.-k'y(, j estssst, .' (. .y , . Teddy sent a White S(oue policeman after hie small boyt when be heard they wer chasing a, band Wagon. v ' v ' .The automobile ind (be trolley may be extlnsulahlng the horse but ; the aa eem to retain hi bold in polltlea at leaat. , ' " . 'An Iowa man who" had burned pari 6t 0.000 found that he ootid hot spnd the rest.. There's another practical leaaonln th-if tor yon.;, . r "Bmcrtt;was':'dlaeoyer4d' '' laws in Syriaare easjer than in lioui Jtlle. the bakofa kura-1i beaun to j atudy the prlentaHangttai A A Washington waiter accuses a Mis iourt tonTmai ot atriklns him with a Witef bottle.. Now, why on earth would a Mlssou'ri Conrressman have a watr bottljr6rr I - LdwysM in Minneapolis fropoee ta'let even newspaper reader, aerv oh a Jury It la recosnlsed. thit people of ordinary Intelligence do hot believe what, they -sea In tbe Minneapolis papers, anyway;-;'! " ''' 1-.. v v. ' .V r .: .. .. .,
