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About The Beaverton enterprise. (Beaverton, Or.) 1927-1951 | View Entire Issue (Sept. 21, 1928)
W ANT ADS. VARIOUS PUNS TO STESL TIME AND MONET FROM THE UNWART CENTS 5 A L IN E PER T IM E Count Five Word* to Line CLASSIFIED ADVER TISING IS DESIGNED TO PRODUCE M A X IM U M P R O F - IT AT M INIM U M C O S T . A rc Fleeced in “ Hokum Pokum” Movie Schemes— T h e Investor Loses Savings by Listening to Messrs. Slick and Smooth. ^ ^ ---------------- I ubllc Re,#t<oni CommlMlon, American Banker* Automation VUR fabulous salaries IN S T R U C T IO N S pive C E N I S a line per issue Count fiv e w ords to the line. 1 ben count your p rofits. T h ese C lassified A d s appear in Beaverton E nterprise. T ig a rd S en tinel. M u ltnom ah P ress and A loh a Nawt. fo r the nom inal per line per tim e. price ef Washington. — Center market, on Pennsylvania avenue, for &2 years a landmark of the uuUou's capital, may soon be torn dowu to make way for government building*. Presidents' wives have rubbed shoulder* there with humbler shop per* and congressmen liave spout many a Saturday morning discussing the beef situation with Us butchers. Now a bill Is pending In congress for destruction o f the building ufter Januury L l f t » , to make room for a structure to house the Department of Justice. Jacob West, seventy-seven-year-old butcher, whose neat tittle stain! has «xxruplec stall No. 14b since the build ing was opened, looks with dismay npon the possible demolition of the building. When Jacob was sixteen yeurs old he Joined the gay throng o f food mon gers us an apprentice butcher In Hie meat business. That was before the market was entirely housed in (lie two-block building. Five years tutor be was on his own. a graduate In the butcher shop business. “ I remember Mrs. Grunt when Iter husband whs President.” he say*. “ She used to do her own marketing. She was a nice lady, ulwuys pleasant, and she knew her business atx>uf buy ing m eat When there was going to be a big party at the White House she always would superintend the buying, although she brought servant* to carry the stuff.” Secretary o f Agriculture Jurdine Is a frequent visitor at the market, al though only in an olllclal capacity. His w ife and two daughters are regu lar customers on Saturdays to super intend the marketing for the Jnrdiim household. Senators Smoot und Borah both are wise purchasers, market vendors say, who make thorough Investigations o f all foodstuffs before they purchase. Both o f the cabinet's Davises ulso are good customers, who supervise the weekly buying for their establish ments. C. II. Wallelgh, superintendent, ro calla the weekly trips o f Mrs. Boose- velt, with the President at her elbow making sly remarks about her buying ability. He says that President Gar field was a more serious buyer and that President (Cleveland was another who took personal Interest In the food destined for the W hite House table. The Department o f Agriculture took over the market In P “.’ By W. R. M O R E H O U S E T h « »«H in t p ow er end the buy ing pow er o f the d aaaified ad Uiaka* »pace in the .ctas»ihcd culuinu a '» u r e fir e " Investm ent. List your needs en d proclaim y oui »ale item s here. All 2250 Sc paid stars of the first magnitude, and rVl^ ^ e Publicity of the “ movies” naturally create longing in ne breasts of thousands of our young Americans to get into motion pictures. Because so many are ready to leave home, and risk everything on a fling at motion pictures, unscrupulous per sons have devised ways of fleecing these ambitious young people out of their sav ings. “ Hokum-pokum” schemes of various kinds are used with great success. Fake courses in the art of acting before th# cam era, fake courses on how to make-up» fake registration gags and screen tests, ar# among the schemes used to separate these thousands of young people from their cash. The pilgrimage to the motion picture* centers by thousands of novices usually end* .y .v X * •>*>•>♦> disastrously for the pilgrims. Naturally a few are successful, but only a very, very CASH m u s t ac c o m few, the ninety and nine meeting with dia- pa n y A L L W A N T ADS apeointment. The truth is, the number of w R.. MOREWOU 6 E persons who seek to “ break into” the moviea exceed the number of available positions by FOK K E N T —Newly tinted 5-room one hundred to one, while in the realm of popular stars it hi Rat. Nelson Thomas, Multnomah. thousands to one. Don’t be misled by the promises of promoters of hokunv- 5t EX PE RT Shoemaker at Tigard, see pokum schemes that there Is room ■*- John Lenz, two blocks south of for all, because this last year over Not surmlilng that he Is being trap 100,000 young people knocked at the ped and seeing only the big Inherit? Public school door for admission and were turned ance which he t* led to believe he w ill soou receive, he draws the t m o is t necessary from his savings account and sends It on, not knowing he 1* a » Business Bureau. New York City, for tuaUy throwing It away. But h* to, Information or advice regarding any for like thousands and thousands o f enterprise that seeks to gain posses other rainbow chasers, he part* with sion of your mony. They will give it for the last time. disinterested counsel before It Is too So-called estate schemes which havw produced thousands of "heir*“ and at a late. Also let every Investor approached by either Mr. Slick or Mr Smooth with a proposition yielding big divi dends remember that such assurances always spell financial danger ahead. To every investor who Is Inexperi enced in making investments, In other words perhaps Just a little groen and perhaps a little too easy, any offer coming from this source should be like a red flag warning to come to a complete stop- Such Investments as Mr. Slick or Mr. Smooth offer are too good to b* true and therefore they are not true. Slick, Smooth and Company are not miracle workers although from their sales talk you would infer that they could make you rich as If by magic. No, they are not miracle worker»— met slick and smooth. The Estate Gag Twenty-four "esta te«" representing 5^4 billions of dollars have been used as bait to Interest a lot o f savers and finally bleed them of their savings. The scheme Is built around a sup The Pilgrim age to the Movie* posed search for the heirs to certain phantom estate« At all costs these heirs must be found. Every person heavy lo*s to them have been worked who can by any hook or crook, figure under the following names: It out that he is in anyway related to Baker ......................... 9 250.000,00# ........ 97.000.000 the deceased are urged by some shy Chadwick ............ 90.000,00# ster lawyer or genealogist te send In Rd wards Ingraham ,„■ • • ,< • • • 600,000,00# their names and their life hlstorv. 360.000.00# Soon they receive glad tidings tell Hyde ........................... • • • • • • .• «... 400.000,00# ing them that their family tree can be Jennings 250.000.00# traced back to the deceased. In fa c t Hedges ....................... 200.000.00# they are a direct descendant and an Kern ........................... Leak ........................... 100.000.00# heir at law. ..... 175.000.00# Like fake raffles everybody who re Shepherd 200.000.00# sponds to the search is found to be a Trottar .................... 1,900.000.00# winner—In other words an “ heir.” Chase ......................... 600.000.00# Here Is where the rainbow chaser Townley ..................... 60.000.00# gets trimmed. Before his claim to the Webber ...................... 20.000.00# mythic .1 thoufiands caD be pressed so Welse ......................... Again, before parting with your is to irsure success a demand Is made on him to advance attorney's fees and money In any scheme you do not pay the expense of tracing through know all about consult your banker or a Bettar Business Bureau. hie genealogy. FOR S A LE —A ir tight heater, cheap. tway because there was no room on Call at Enterprise olfice, Beaver the Inside for them. Consult your banker or address the National Better ton. Phone 7^)3. FUR S A L E — Modern 5-room house, Nelson Blvd. and Hoffman road, Phone Brd. 9932-J-5. "BEST IN the W est” Hanson strain. Taking orders for baby chicks for 1929. The strain that lays the most large white eggs for the feed con sumed. E. C. Richardson, Tuala tin Heights Chickery, Tualatin, Ore. 5-ROOM house for rent, one mile south of Tigard. See E. E. Finley W A N T E D —A ll kinds of Laundry work. First house this side of Union Oil Tanks, Beaverton. HAVE sc\eral clients willing to ex change Portland residential prop-! erty for suburban property. Beaver ton Finance Co., Beayerton, Or*. FOR F IR S T C LAS S call ATwater 3222 Dressmaking' FOR S A LE — Boy's auto "bug ’ go id condition, cheap, A T 3290 FOR SAUK— Chester wh;te F. Eisner, i hone Tigard (*28. pi--. \\ ANTED - Housekeeper, cldt rly la preferred. T.vo children 15 and 4 years, phone Beaverton 2402 aftei 7 p. m. FOR S A L E —Universal wood rang', pi i new, very | blue enamel and nickel.Less than half price. Call at Dr. Jones resi dence, Tigard. FOR S A L K — Bridge Beach rv< 1 range, 0 hole, piped. Ariss, Tigatd 2771 FOR S A L E —Sulkey $8. Inquire BE 0020, Mrs. Frank Webster, Mult nomah. R. E. Hanna, Prop. F a c « D safaruorion. Bankers Association Official T a fb R o w Town* -Phone— W r it e - C a l l C IR C U L A T IO N W H IT E H A L L R E S T A U R A N T Capital’s Ancient Food Stalls Lunch OUR C O M B IN E D FAMOUS MARKET TO BE TORN DOWN W A L N U T S — 12c per pound-you pick them cure in open, have sweet nuts. Began picking Oct. 6 last j >ea# Make resen ations. H. L. W EEKLY t rider, Dallas, Oregon. Ij CTDIAf IN D U S T R IA L prviFW R E V lfc W Pendleton—Tw o dogs are the only FOR S A L E — Bargain, new smooth livestock on a 4.000-acre ranch in top, white enamel, combination • ,ia 'la coo: ■ Ml motive power gas range. Regular $1<>5 now ■r cr--i- during i or uit-'i» ojerat’ -n --- ^ past . two . cash—Phone 8252, Beaverton It year» has been done by motorize«! u.ichinery. ♦ » ♦ ♦♦♦♦♦♦ 111 ... Room , Candy, C on fectionery, S oft Drinks W a itin g Station fo r Pacific Stages He loyal to you r ow n merchants— spend money at home. going away Plan Your T rip Here .—plan leisurely 'with your ou>n Southern Pacific agenL* A void the hurried choice o f out-of- town buying. Start on your trip confi dent that you are going the best way, and that no annoying complications w ill mar it. W h eth er it is a trip o f a day or a month, South or East, to San Francisco or to Europe, your resident agent can be o f utmost value to you. In buying "tr a v e l," remember the slogan o f your local merchants, ” It pays to buy in your own home town.” Southern Pacific Many a farmer’ s boy has unwit tingly misinterpreted the theory of diversification or crops and sown his wild oats. C. E. ALLEN, A |f.t hr Í m u m i í m I 7r<r>^*tta(M T h is T a g is Y o u r A s s u ra n c e o í Honest Used Car Values 11 von ure in (b e m arket for n inu-d car— co a ie in am i learn b o w com pletely w e protect your pur- cha.e w b en you buy ■ turd car from it*.’ O u r u»rd car departm ent Is operated under tlie famous B id 0.14 la g i v ili 'l - d eveloped by the C h evro let M otor C om pan y to protect the lined car buyer. U n d e r thin plan, we attach to the radiai,<r capa o f all our n.-con d ition ed cara the fanioua C h e v rolet Bed O .K . T a g — allowing exactly what vital unira hiive been checked O .K . or reconditioned hy our ea pert m echanic». W e b elieve that n o fairer avatrin of um -,1 car tner. handialng liaa ever been w orked not — lo r it asaurea tint cbcuuiur ho le d value a i w ell aa a dependable, de facto« y car. C om e in today and hcapevi our atock o f O .K .'d u»cd chi *. You are aule lo find the car you want, at a price that w ill p lra-e you — .n d our ferma are exception ally easy. 0 0 1 ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ^ i £ X ♦ OTICE . LILIES— C LO SIN G O U T S A L E — L Nehalem—Street grading here pro- Eong Florum (Hardy garden blas t ter L ily ) 1 to 3 ft. tall, 4 to 14 _ressing rapidly. ______ - I- blossoms, bloom« in July. L'nex celled for garden and cut flower- \ Until««--DAn.“ 1 ------ ^ ^ , t . ♦ No garden can afford to be w ith average yield with 1,000,000 bushels out lilies at this less than whole sale price— Blooming size bulbs, Arlingt n -M ilk goat farmers form while thev last, 10 fo r $1.00 Bdw> 9745R4. B ox 172 Rte. 5 Port coopcrarvc association. land. lt\ Ontario—-900 tons of hay sold here at V>0 a to*. ? Call East 0883 • . < A t our exp en s« fo r t h e A F e w o f our e x c e p t i o n a l Used Car Values “ w i t h an OK that c o u n t s ’ j ¡BETTER} • Laundry Service ; LI5TERINE THROAT New System ' Newport—New community house., dedicated with fitting celebration. TABLETS Laundry East 0 8 8 3 ; I to local fire department. c Antiseptic Í 1923 1926 Chevrolet lau n d au Sedan 1927 Chevrolet \ 1 1922 F iara $SIOOO Rdatr F ord $410 00 192J Ruick T o u rin g $70 00 T o u rin g $90 00 T ou rin g $275 00 « ¡• .- .V .V .V .V A V .V .W .V A V .W Prevent L Relieve Hoarseness BERNARD & STIPE <>♦ M U M #♦♦# \ Sere Throat Coughs STAND ARD N ew and HARDWARE Second-hand ED F ern iter# ; at Stipe’s Garage Beaverton, Oregon H ALSTEN £ Beaverton. Ore - - * R # M 4SSJ £ We buy f«r cash any second- ; hand good* -r. ■ r 1CCIIII HARVEST Look for th« Red Tag “ with an OK that count*"