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About Ashland American. (Ashland, Jackson County, Or.) 1927-1927 | View Entire Issue (April 22, 1927)
OUR COMIC SECTION W iik Your Kidneys Must Function Properly For You to be W ell A TE hours, rich food* and stimulai- J ing drink* are all hard on our k id ney*. If their action becomes sluggish, they do not thoroughly cleanse the blood of poisonous wastes. Such impurities may make one dull, tired and achy, with often a toxic backache, drowsy headaches and dizzi ness. A common symptom of imperfect kidney function is scanty or burning excretions. Thousands have learned the virtue of D o a n '$ Pille, stimulant diuretic in these condition*. 50/vvi users have pi blidy recommended D o a n 't . A i k your neighbor/ I 59,000 Users Endorse Doan's: L a |» l» « rt W . C o x . W » « l o v e r , M d ., « a y i: D o a n 't P i l l t proved their value So m e. My kid ney«acted ilu ssiahly and the «e cretio m w ere e* ant and «calding. T h ere w e « auch a aoreneaa acroaa my back Inal 1 couldn't bend or stoop. I told lo use D o a n 't P i l l t and shall alwaya be glad that I did. They put m e in fine ah ap e." H is B u sy Season flumof A CALVES WEIL, ILL 5 e e WHAr I CAN V O - LET 5 TEST CASE Tommy entered the parlor, where his sister was entertaining Mr." Dub- lelgh. Walking up to the latter, he held out his hand, In the open palm of which were a dozen small white ob jects. “ W hat’s them?” be asked. “ Why, those are beans,” answered Duhlelgh with an Ingratiating smile. “ He does know ’em, sis,” said Tom my triumphantly to his sister. “ You told ma last night that he didn't.’’ SEE,y<?0 WANT A PLUE EVEP CORLŸ I PUPPIt BL0NPÉ HAIR 6lRL i.fs T O BE- g E S ) DELIVERED KiTre H^l'To-MORRoiP . P A R A D O X IC A L DOAN’S PK* STIMULANT DIURÍTIC ¿¡, KIDNEYS luster M ilUim Co. MlgC hna.Dutlnlo.NY M t .N . U O M K N K A H N M O N E Y A T H O M E w r it in g c a r d « and le tte r*. fcany G ood pay. F o r p a r tic u la r « w r ite F a y e t t e W r it in g Co.. D ep t. W K . W a s h in g to n C. H.. O hio. I..\ II I EH— $25 w e e k ly K a n y ; a d d re s s in g en ve lo p e s at h o m e ; All m a te r ia l fu rn ish ed ; p a r tic u la r* free. H o w a ll Co.. 13« W L a k e. C h ica go. Green’s August Flower For Indigestion, Dyspepsia, etc. Relieves Distress after Hurried Meals or Overeating. Being a gentle laxative, it kcepe the di gestive tract working normally. 30c & 90c. At ail Druggists. tf. C. GREEN, Inc. WOODBURY, N. J. REMOVE YOUR CORN Instant Relief! Your corns c»n be removed at one« with first application o f Dr. W oofter’t Famous Corn and Bunion Remedy. Package contains enough for 26 corns. At All Druggists 35c or sent by mail, postpaid, on receipt o f 85c, stamps or coin. Dr. Camden Woofter ChtropvJut, St. Louis, Mo. “ Say, Bo, what's your idea o f a square meal?" “ ò li, a nice round steak !” Great Faith “ W hy don’t you arise and tell your public what Is wrong with the way the country Is being ‘run’ ?” “ I don’t want to remind ’em that anything Is wrong," answered Senator Sorghum. " I have taught the folks to have great coufldence in me. I f I tell ’em anything Is wrong, they will simply turn on me and ask why I don't correct It.’’— Washington Star. A Dark Secret M ICKIE, TH E PR IN TE R 'S D E V IL four . o e io C K » G o l f t í m e » FRAhAC UMUMNER, ELMER- P-ROWU, 0 O 0 " G O S W & * l AMO I HAVE A FOURSOMe* OM MY OFFICE FORCE D O eSuW KMOVU I FCI l F o r T H * (¡A M E , AMO ItL HAVE TO WEEP IT FROM THEM OR EAT HH WORDS' ABOUT 6 0 - F = HOWEVER, t\M PRETTY SMOOTH AWO SO F A R -TME/ DOtfT G U S PV 6T A The Retort Courteous "IV M W G r« HA\ MA! A new Jailer was astounded, on making his tour o f the prison, to ttnd one o f the convicts busily at work at his barred window with a file. “ H e y !” roared the Jailer. “ What are you doing with that?” "Oh,” replied the prisoner airily, ‘Just cuttln' me Initials on one o f the bars to kill time.” Wild Animals Fear Snakes Dangerous «nukes In Great Britain are so rare that cattle show uo feat o f them, hut any foreign deer will b* In a state o f panic If a snake 1» placed near It. The elephnnt Ignore* the largest snakes for he knows that his thick hide Is a safe armor against their attacks. On the other hand large mammals such as the Hon and tiger will quickly run off from the presence o f a snake. M a n y p e o p le Im a s tn e th a t W o r m s or ^ " '' rni *>« »»P O U e A e n tlr. ly. A sln g h d o « « o f I>*ud Nhot'* p r o v » » th a t th ey « • n . »71 P e a r l N . Y . A dv. Plenty of Tracks Wo. >fUB,” asked the mayor o f Fort Mink, "how Is It you are always able to And city hunters plenty o f bear tracks?” 'I use my tame bear." explained Toofus, the to r t Mink philosopher and guide. “ Not to shoot nt?" "No, to make tracks.” 'VOU FOLKS WILL HAVE TO RUM THE OFFICE TVE REST OF "THE OVY* 1 HAVE AU UA PORT AMT M0ETIU$ UlfTH S E V E R A L OF A U D PROFESSIONAL MOI SHOULD C E R T A IN L Y SHINE lfm bM How Sound Travels Especially Prepared fo r Infant* and Children of A ll Ages M other! Fletcher'* Cnstorla has h« eu In use fi.r over 30 yVars to re lieve babies and children o f Const tl -n, 1 latnleney, Wind Colic anil Diar rhea ; allaying Feverishness arising therefrom, and, by regulating the .stomach and Bowela. ahla the assimi lation o f Food; giving natural sleep Wi’ hoUt opiates. Th e genuine bears signature o f l .WINGandRASHES V# promptly relieved and heated by a lew applications of ilesinol ver c l u b s ! OUR BUSIUESS Sound travels more than four times a« fast through water as through air, points out un answered question In Liberty. Through water, sound travels ut 4,700 feet a second; through air. nt 1.000 feet a second. CHILDREN CRY ' FOR “CAST 0 RIA” MEVl VO O FERGOT t W eeters N . « . p a p e r Union R IG H T “ She's ambitious to have her hus band shine In society." "W ell, doesn't he? He's alwaya l i t ” A Mother’s Way Mrs. Rmartleigh— Yes, my dear, 1 Intend my daughters to be engaged when they are nineteen. Mrs. Wise— But suppose they are not? Mr*. Smartletgh— Then they ahall remain nineteen until they am. It's a Fact “llarry, women sleep leas than men “ “ W hy so?" “ Due seldom hear* o f a woman talk Ing tn her aleen ” , E A S Y T O W E IG H “ Do you know anything about prize fighting?" "No. But his llternry style Is so graceful.” — Washington Star. Sister's Feeler "W h y do you call that young man your slater's rain beau?" Inquired the caller. “ Because," said her little brother, "w hile she thinks he's all wet he has a closed car. and «he only keeps a •late with him wheu the w eathers bad.” Such Graceful Style “ You have developed a strange ad miration for this p u gilist" “ I can't help I t ” answered Miss Cayenne. S aid With Flowers "W h o 1« the man who sent you the Mug— “You're too slow for any beautiful bouquet I” thing." “ Snail—“Well, It’s some sat- "D n't It an exquisite creation o f tsfsctlon to know that you’ll never be blossoming a r t !" exclaimed Mias Cay- arrested f,,r exceeding the si>eed enne. "I quite forgot the name o f the limit I man who sent It and fell in love with the florist."— Washington Star Gnatomer— “ It's easy to weigh flat Isn’t It. Mr Khadd?" D ealer— “ Hoi come?" Customer— "Because they’r already In the scales." Ages "D on’t you sometime# wish you were young again?" "N o," answered Senator Sorghum. "1 have been reading the papers, a man can be Just as foolish and flighty at thirty as be can at sixty."— Wash- Ingtim Star. He Had to H arold— I really believe your father likes one. Edna oh. no. he’s Just troubled With bunion*,— Washington Star. Dramatic Alt Right "H -w did your dramatic tour rue- CfFt* 7 “ When w e played tragedy the re- Znrl. T * • !nr™ ’ "h™ w,. plnyed farce the receipts were « tragedy. -I.o n .lo n TU-ltlta. A Long Job ’nnt the days until I Unthinkable Mrs. Mandy Johnson— I want to sea Mlstah Hamlin. Office Roy— Mr. Ham lin la engaged. Mr*. Mnndy Johnson— Go long. boy. Ah don’t want to m arry him. T ell him his wash lady wants huh money. How Shows Are Made A rtist— Did you sell that Joke shout the college student and the waltressl Jokesmith— I showed it to a pl*J* »r ig h t and he w rote musical comedy around i t a