OUR COMIC SECTION
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Your Kidneys
Must Function Properly
For You to be W ell
A TE hours, rich food* and stimulai-
J ing drink* are all hard on our k id
ney*. If their action becomes sluggish,
they do not thoroughly cleanse the
blood of poisonous wastes.
Such impurities may make one dull,
tired and achy, with often a toxic
backache, drowsy headaches and dizzi
ness. A common symptom of imperfect
kidney function is scanty or burning
excretions.
Thousands have learned the virtue
of D o a n '$ Pille, stimulant diuretic in
these condition*. 50/vvi users have
pi blidy recommended D o a n 't . A i k
your neighbor/
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L a |» l» « rt W . C o x . W » « l o v e r , M d ., « a y i:
D o a n 't P i l l t proved their value So m e. My
kid ney«acted ilu ssiahly and the «e cretio m w ere
e* ant and «calding. T h ere w e « auch a aoreneaa
acroaa my back Inal 1 couldn't bend or stoop.
I
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be glad that I did. They put m e in fine ah ap e."
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TEST CASE
Tommy entered the parlor, where
his sister was entertaining Mr." Dub-
lelgh.
Walking up to the latter, he
held out his hand, In the open palm of
which were a dozen small white ob
jects.
“ W hat’s them?” be asked.
“ Why, those are beans,” answered
Duhlelgh with an Ingratiating smile.
“ He does know ’em, sis,” said Tom
my triumphantly to his sister. “ You
told ma last night that he didn't.’’
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Green’s
August Flower
For Indigestion, Dyspepsia, etc.
Relieves Distress after Hurried
Meals or Overeating.
Being a
gentle laxative, it kcepe the di
gestive tract working normally.
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REMOVE
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Your corns c»n be removed at
one« with first application o f
Dr. W oofter’t Famous Corn
and Bunion Remedy. Package
contains enough for 26 corns.
At All Druggists 35c
or sent by mail, postpaid, on
receipt o f 85c, stamps or coin.
Dr. Camden Woofter
ChtropvJut, St. Louis, Mo.
“ Say, Bo, what's your idea o f a
square meal?"
“ ò li, a nice round steak !”
Great Faith
“ W hy don’t you arise and tell your
public what Is wrong with the way
the country Is being ‘run’ ?”
“ I don’t want to remind ’em that
anything Is wrong," answered Senator
Sorghum. " I have taught the folks
to have great coufldence in me. I f I
tell ’em anything Is wrong, they will
simply turn on me and ask why I
don't correct It.’’— Washington Star.
A Dark Secret
M ICKIE, TH E PR IN TE R 'S D E V IL
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FRAhAC UMUMNER, ELMER- P-ROWU,
0 O 0 " G O S W & * l AMO I HAVE A
FOURSOMe* OM
MY OFFICE FORCE D O eSuW KMOVU I FCI l F o r
T H * (¡A M E , AMO ItL HAVE TO WEEP IT FROM
THEM OR EAT
HH WORDS' ABOUT
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t\M PRETTY SMOOTH
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The Retort Courteous
"IV M W G r«
HA\ MA!
A new Jailer was astounded, on
making his tour o f the prison, to
ttnd one o f the convicts busily at work
at his barred window with a file.
“ H e y !” roared the Jailer.
“ What
are you doing with that?”
"Oh,” replied the prisoner airily,
‘Just cuttln' me Initials on one o f the
bars to kill time.”
Wild Animals Fear Snakes
Dangerous «nukes In Great Britain
are so rare that cattle show uo feat
o f them, hut any foreign deer will b*
In a state o f panic If a snake 1»
placed near It. The elephnnt Ignore*
the largest snakes for he knows that
his thick hide Is a safe armor against
their attacks.
On the other hand
large mammals such as the Hon and
tiger will quickly run off from the
presence o f a snake.
M a n y p e o p le Im a s tn e th a t W o r m s or
^ " '' rni
*>« »»P O U e A e n tlr. ly.
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sln g h d o « « o f I>*ud Nhot'* p r o v » » th a t th ey
« • n . »71 P e a r l
N . Y . A dv.
Plenty of Tracks
Wo. >fUB,” asked the mayor o f Fort
Mink, "how Is It you are always able
to And city hunters plenty o f bear
tracks?”
'I use my tame bear." explained
Toofus, the to r t Mink philosopher and
guide.
“ Not to shoot nt?"
"No, to make tracks.”
'VOU FOLKS WILL HAVE
TO RUM THE OFFICE
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UlfTH S E V E R A L OF
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How Sound Travels
Especially Prepared fo r Infant*
and Children of A ll Ages
M other!
Fletcher'* Cnstorla has
h« eu In use fi.r over 30 yVars to re
lieve babies and children o f Const
tl -n, 1 latnleney, Wind Colic anil Diar
rhea ; allaying Feverishness arising
therefrom, and, by regulating the
.stomach and Bowela. ahla the assimi
lation o f Food; giving natural sleep
Wi’ hoUt opiates.
Th e genuine bears signature o f
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promptly relieved and heated by
a lew applications of
ilesinol
ver c l u b s !
OUR BUSIUESS
Sound travels more than four times
a« fast through water as through air,
points out un answered question In
Liberty. Through water, sound travels
ut 4,700 feet a second; through air.
nt 1.000 feet a second.
CHILDREN CRY '
FOR “CAST 0 RIA”
MEVl
VO O FERGOT
t W eeters N . « . p a p e r Union
R IG H T
“ She's ambitious to have her hus
band shine In society."
"W ell, doesn't he? He's alwaya l i t ”
A Mother’s Way
Mrs. Rmartleigh— Yes, my dear, 1
Intend my daughters to be engaged
when they are nineteen.
Mrs. Wise— But suppose they are
not?
Mr*. Smartletgh— Then they ahall
remain nineteen until they am.
It's a Fact
“llarry, women sleep leas than men “
“ W hy so?"
“ Due seldom hear* o f a woman talk
Ing tn her aleen ”
,
E A S Y T O W E IG H
“ Do you know anything about prize
fighting?"
"No.
But his llternry style Is so
graceful.” — Washington Star.
Sister's Feeler
"W h y do you call that young man
your slater's rain beau?" Inquired the
caller.
“ Because," said her little brother,
"w hile she thinks he's all wet he has
a closed car. and «he only keeps a
•late with him wheu the w eathers
bad.”
Such Graceful Style
“ You have developed a strange ad
miration for this p u gilist"
“ I can't help I t ” answered Miss
Cayenne.
S aid With Flowers
"W h o 1« the man who sent you the
Mug— “You're too slow for any beautiful bouquet I”
thing." “ Snail—“Well, It’s some sat-
"D n't It an exquisite creation o f
tsfsctlon to know that you’ll never be
blossoming a r t !" exclaimed Mias Cay-
arrested f,,r exceeding the si>eed
enne. "I quite forgot the name o f the
limit I
man who sent It and fell in love with
the florist."— Washington Star
Gnatomer— “ It's easy to weigh flat
Isn’t It. Mr Khadd?"
D ealer— “ Hoi
come?"
Customer— "Because they’r
already In the scales."
Ages
"D on’t you sometime# wish you
were young again?"
"N o," answered Senator Sorghum.
"1 have been reading the papers, a
man can be Just as foolish and flighty
at thirty as be can at sixty."— Wash-
Ingtim Star.
He Had to
H arold— I really believe your father
likes one.
Edna oh. no. he’s Just troubled
With bunion*,— Washington Star.
Dramatic Alt Right
"H -w did your dramatic tour rue-
CfFt* 7
“ When w e played tragedy the re-
Znrl.
T * • !nr™
’
"h™ w,.
plnyed farce the receipts were «
tragedy. -I.o n .lo n TU-ltlta.
A Long Job
’nnt the days until I
Unthinkable
Mrs. Mandy Johnson— I want to sea
Mlstah Hamlin.
Office Roy— Mr. Ham lin la engaged.
Mr*. Mnndy Johnson— Go long. boy.
Ah don’t want to m arry him. T ell him
his wash lady wants huh money.
How Shows Are Made
A rtist— Did you sell that Joke shout
the college student and the waltressl
Jokesmith— I showed it to a pl*J*
»r ig h t and he w rote
musical comedy
around i t
a