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About Sherman County observer. (Moro, Sherman County, Or.) 1897-1931 | View Entire Issue (Aug. 2, 1929)
; The Sherman County Observer, Moro, Oregon, Friday, A u g u a t ^ ^ l ^ v l r L Time 1« somethin* that flies, snd i what people buy things on. i In Utopia they use a few eggplant« ' as targets In the shooting galleries. lowest Unconditionally , A Scotchman left the billiard tabla i In Ws home unused fon years because | a cue wanted a tip. v * » Guaranteed Miles ■ * of a “ Small Margins and Quick Turnover ” has* materially b en efited the people of Sherman county by löwering prices and raising th e family bank account. - . \ » • We hope to continue to be of ci» » , « > » - . • a such sendee to everyone who is Citrus 1 interested in living w ithin their means.. C Washing ! v PowUcr . 8 Citrus W ashing P o w d e r... two large packages s.. . . 47c ‘ What ever became of the old fash ioned teamster who would hang hla jacket on the hames? Necking Is no new Invention. Tear» ago, however, It was not made the » headline act of an outdoor show. > The only ambition In life a paper napkin has Is to get down off a diner's lap and play on the floor. A cow's Jaw moves 41,000 times In a day. And yet, as far as we-^now, her vocabulary Is limited to one wo r We guarantee our Federal Tires on a service basis of fifteen thousand miles. „ lhe tire von receive does no, give von a, leas, ......... miles of service, we w ill repair your tire FREE OF CHARGE or w ill replace it will, a brand new Federal Cord, charging von only for the actual mileage you have received. No restrictions - no time lin.it - this guarantee of service. You are fully Federal Straight Sides................... Federal Oversize C ords.................. Federal Oversize C ords.................. Federal Oversize C ords.................. Federal Oversize C ords.................. Federal Oversize C ords....... .. Federal Oversize C ords.................. Federal Oversize C ords................ Federal Oversize Cords . . . .......... Federal Oversize C ords.................. Federal Oversize C ords.................. Federal Oversize C ords........ . . 7 . . Federal Oversize C ords.................. Federal Oversize C ords.................. Federal Oversize C ords................- $6.95 10.90 11.50 12.10 15.60 16.15 16.70 19.30 21.15 30.25 31.00 32.40 46.60 50.00 82.50 The office cynic never falls to re member his wife's birthday and bring home a big cake, with the right num her of candles. We long ago gave up the attempt to figure what Mr. Shakespeare’s royal ties would total, If he hod copyrighted all the quotations. 8000 M ile-(G uarantee 29 x 4.40. . . . . . $5.15 29 x 4.75\ . . : 7.40 29 x 5.00 . . . . 7.65 31 x 5.25 . . . . 9.55 1 3 0 x 3</2 . . . .. 3.95 j v u lca n izin g THE DALLES, OREGON All Mail Orders Promptly Filled. A woman In Indiana has brought suit against two aviators who crashed her house on the grounds that they were not Invited to drop In on her. “A typographical error In a treaty, says a lexicographer, “might alter the destiny of the world.” And one In a cook book might be worse than that “I don’t wish to seem critical,” re marked the young husband, “but cdnld you leave this pie In the oven a bit longer, for thnt popular sun tan ef fect?’ Complete Vulcanizing Shop The wlerdest combination In com plexions up to date, Is a face with a store-bought coat of tan, In front of a neck with a genuine case of sun burn. Have us give you an es timate on how much it will cost to repair that old tire. A censor of literature must yield to traditional sentiment and make gen erous allowance for some of the pas sages In the writings of Bill Shake speare. , Now a naturajlst snys the elephant hasn’t a particularly good memory at all. If he had, we guess he would remember to hove his trousers pressed. We Pay The Postage. Wasco Warehouse Milling Go. Moro, Oregon Although secure tn his official pros pects, the prince of Wales likes to go about and shake hands Just as much as If he were appealing to the public for votes. H old Moro Barber Shop C. V. Belknap, P roprietor Those who are convulsed by this sort of thing might try saying the following over rapidly four or five times, viz. :*“Florida fruit fly. Florida fruit fly—” Moro, Oregon BATHS ji MARCELLING The prince of Wales brings to Eng lish affairs an abundance of popular good Will, which Is regarded by busi ness doctors as one of the most valu nble of assets. AGENCY FOR » WILLIAM‘S CLEANERS and MODEL LAUNDRY General Warehouse Business Grain Wood Feed „ - / Flow Coal —_ __ _ . THE dalles A reckless air pilot who affords another reminder strange fact that the phrase first” has lost Its meaning average person. W HEN YOU TRAVEL STORE Cool <Y our Kitchen These Hot Weather Days For a short tim e only, we will give w ith ‘carch COLEMAN AIR-O-GAS stove a Set of Silverw are or a Set of Dishes. Y our choice o «* * ** YOUR. CAR “The sounds of almost all musical Instruments,” says a writer, “have their parallels In nature." We still labor under an Impression the saxo phone Is entirely man’s own Idea. In the concrete, fully equipped, roomy garag e of Walther-Williams Company. Competent work men always ready to help you in any way they can at least expense to you. For any service render ed the charge will always be reasonable. “The Explorers’ club In Netv York Is moving Into Its new home." It Is hoped that In deference to any mountain climbers on the roster all stairways have been omitted from the struffpre. WALTHER-WILLIAMS GARAGE THE DALLES, — — - OREGON. D u ty Coleman Air - O - Gas Range 3 - Burner High Stove 3 - Burner Low Stove THE OBSERVER PRINTING OFFICE Moro Hdw. & Implement Co. crashes of the “Safety for the Thq,. old fashioned man who occa sionally left a large sum for horse trough?. In his will,, has just passed away In Australia and bequeathed >400,000 for that purpose. ‘ BY AUTO AND VISIT THE DALLES *; .«v A Link in the United Chain of Grocers ADVANCE - RUMELY COM BINE H A R V E ST E R ; Made in 12,- 14-, 16-, and 18-foot header A zoo scientist died from rattle- snake venom. He made pets of snakes ’ and experienced the usual result of . such eccentric trustfulness. --- One of our best Ideas, at this time, for eliminating all war is to have the advancing lines of skirmishers craw’ slowly across a strawberry patch. car w a sh in g Third 'Street-at Federal and Second Street at Jefferson U n it e d G r o c e r , o f O r e g o n . In c . A Raleigh newspaper says a Caro Una horse show was largely attended by the younger set—many of their elders having seen a horse. SU PER Serpice Stations g r ea sin g ‘ S to r e N o . I l l Doubtless the end of the solar ays tem Is millions and billions of years in the future, but It will arrive In exorably Just the same. WALTHER -WILLIAMS t ir e s Walter A. May & Son Well, the porch hammock Is up again for the season, across the . and judging by the sound the arthritis^ seems worse. Federal Oversize Cords • $5.10 30 x 4 t 50 Federal Balloons............... - $8.25 29x4.75 Federal B a llo o n s ....... . 9.55 29 x 5.00 Federal. Balloons............... 9.85 30 x 5.00 Federal Balloons............... 10.25 31 x 5.00 Federal ‘ Balloons.............. 10.65 32 x 5.00 Federal Balloons.............. 11.75 28 x 5.25 Federal Balloons.............. H-10 30 x 5.25 Federal Balloons.................11.90 31 x 5.25 Federal Balloons.............. 12.30 29 x 5.50 Federal Balloons.............. 12.65 30 x 5.50 Federal B a l l o q n s . . • 13.05 30 x 6.00 Federal Balloons.............. 13.55 13.95 31 x^.QO Federal Balloons....... .. Balloons.............. 14.35 Federal 32 x 6.00 Balloons.............. 14.75 33 x 6.00 Federal Unitedly Operated I See our hafld bills for Saturday and Monday Specials A barn In the West was stolen and moved five miles away. The barn be ing stolen. It seemed useless to lock the horse. protected against anv and all wear or la.nagefor 15.11011 miles of road service Traffik Cords Independently Owned ! We guess about the nearest yon can come to having no home, and still have one, wouW be setting on a flag pole. A Chinese war Is difllcult to under-! stand, Inasmuch as Its original cause ] may relate to numerous centuries gone by. 29x4.40 Federal Balloons- $5.85 a I Of course the drastic solution for a seating problem would be to send all hands involved out In a canoe. f IS AN ESTABLISHMENT THAT IS KNOWN fc BY THE HIGH GRADE OF ITS PRINTING, § An Indiana business man who Is cranky about his food distressed hla wife by setting his cup of coffee In the platter of butter. “Whai do you mean by , doing a trick like that?" Inquired the wife. “1 am only carrying out an Injunc tion of humanity. It’s the duty of the strong to support the weak," replied No. 3 Hilliide 10 and 12.foot Advance - Rumely Combine Harvetter I have on hand for quick sale, two used Holt Hawley Combines at a bargain. I also have some good used parts for the Oregon Special Holt Combine; two good *7 wheels, straw., rakes, high speed , chains, and a number of sprockets, two goo magnetos, etc. * Office opposite Postoffice, where larger room per mit me to carry a larger and more complete stock of PARTS, SUPPLIES, AND OIL > ’ “1 For Prices and Terms See c . H . L arson , M oro, O r e g o n Agent For Sherman County, Oregon Answer This Question! All Automobiles and Furniture are Painted by Air Pressure. Why not Your Home and Bams? We Save You Real Money! little in excess of the cost for the Paint you might buy from a mail-order house! The Air Gun for Painting is a Great Labor Saver. The Finish is Beautiful. While Protection Value is Superior. We use the best Paint Materials*~both Oil and Color. If you doubt this statement, we permit you to select “ mP1” from what we are using and send them to the Oregon State College at Corvallis for Analysis. Call us up at phone 102 Moro for estimates. This wUl v n i t you under no obligation to us. Ask our customers about^us. We refer you to the school boards of the DeMoas school the Moro school, the Boardman school, the Grass Valley school, and the Grass Valley Elevator Company. Our Air Brush, run by power, is a Master Painter, the “ last word” in excellance in painting roofs or .bui dm^s„ All the cracks, crevices, and inaccessible places are reached by Paint, driven under high pressure, like rain driven by a windstorm. A first blast of air gives a CLEAN SURFACE while the immcd‘“ter .i “l' 0^ ' ("?.NT ACT re- Driven Pressure Painting gives a CLOSE CONIAL1, re suiting in neat, beautiful work! All W ork done on a Guarantee and at very rea sonable prices and easy terms. AIR-ELECTRO PAINTER R. H. SMITH Phone 401, Hotel Moro, Moro, Oregon
