; The Sherman County Observer, Moro, Oregon, Friday, A u g u a t ^ ^ l ^ v l
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Time 1« somethin* that flies, snd
i what people buy things on.
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In Utopia they use a few eggplant«
' as targets In the shooting galleries.
lowest
Unconditionally
, A Scotchman left the billiard tabla
i In Ws home unused fon years because |
a cue wanted a tip. v
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Guaranteed
Miles
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of a “ Small Margins and Quick Turnover ” has*
materially b en efited the people of Sherman
county by löwering prices and raising th e
family bank account.
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We hope to continue to be of ci» » , « > » - . • a
such sendee to everyone who is Citrus 1
interested in living w ithin their
means..
C Washing
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Citrus W ashing P o w d e r...
two large packages s.. . . 47c
‘ What ever became of the old fash
ioned teamster who would hang hla
jacket on the hames?
Necking Is no new Invention. Tear»
ago, however, It was not made the
» headline act of an outdoor show.
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The only ambition In life a paper
napkin has Is to get down off a
diner's lap and play on the floor.
A cow's Jaw moves 41,000 times In
a day. And yet, as far as we-^now,
her vocabulary Is limited to one wo
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We guarantee our Federal Tires on a service basis of fifteen thousand miles.
„ lhe tire von receive does no, give von a, leas, ......... miles of service, we
w ill repair your tire FREE OF CHARGE or w ill replace it will, a brand new
Federal Cord, charging von only for the actual mileage you have received.
No restrictions - no time lin.it -
this guarantee of service. You are fully
Federal Straight Sides...................
Federal Oversize C ords..................
Federal Oversize C ords..................
Federal Oversize C ords..................
Federal Oversize C ords..................
Federal Oversize C ords....... ..
Federal Oversize C ords..................
Federal Oversize C ords................
Federal Oversize Cords . . . ..........
Federal Oversize C ords..................
Federal Oversize C ords..................
Federal Oversize C ords........ . . 7 . .
Federal Oversize C ords..................
Federal Oversize C ords..................
Federal Oversize C ords................-
$6.95
10.90
11.50
12.10
15.60
16.15
16.70
19.30
21.15
30.25
31.00
32.40
46.60
50.00
82.50
The office cynic never falls to re
member his wife's birthday and bring
home a big cake, with the right num
her of candles.
We long ago gave up the attempt to
figure what Mr. Shakespeare’s royal
ties would total, If he hod copyrighted
all the quotations.
8000 M ile-(G uarantee
29 x 4.40. . . . . . $5.15
29 x 4.75\ . . : 7.40
29 x 5.00 . . . . 7.65
31 x 5.25 . . . . 9.55
1 3 0 x 3</2 . . . .. 3.95
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v u lca n izin g
THE DALLES, OREGON
All Mail Orders Promptly Filled.
A woman In Indiana has brought
suit against two aviators who crashed
her house on the grounds that they
were not Invited to drop In on her.
“A typographical error In a treaty,
says a lexicographer, “might alter the
destiny of the world.” And one In a
cook book might be worse than that
“I don’t wish to seem critical,” re
marked the young husband, “but cdnld
you leave this pie In the oven a bit
longer, for thnt popular sun tan ef
fect?’
Complete
Vulcanizing Shop
The wlerdest combination In com
plexions up to date, Is a face with a
store-bought coat of tan, In front of
a neck with a genuine case of sun
burn.
Have us give you an es
timate on how much it
will cost to repair that
old tire.
A censor of literature must yield to
traditional sentiment and make gen
erous allowance for some of the pas
sages In the writings of Bill Shake
speare.
, Now a naturajlst snys the elephant
hasn’t a particularly good memory at
all. If he had, we guess he would
remember to hove his
trousers
pressed.
We Pay The Postage.
Wasco Warehouse Milling Go.
Moro, Oregon
Although secure tn his official pros
pects, the prince of Wales likes to go
about and shake hands Just as much
as If he were appealing to the public
for votes.
H old Moro Barber Shop
C. V. Belknap, P roprietor
Those who are convulsed by this
sort of thing might try saying the
following over rapidly four or five
times, viz. :*“Florida fruit fly. Florida
fruit fly—”
Moro, Oregon
BATHS
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MARCELLING
The prince of Wales brings to Eng
lish affairs an abundance of popular
good Will, which Is regarded by busi
ness doctors as one of the most valu
nble of assets.
AGENCY FOR »
WILLIAM‘S CLEANERS and
MODEL LAUNDRY
General Warehouse Business
Grain
Wood
Feed „ - / Flow
Coal
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THE dalles
A reckless air pilot who
affords another reminder
strange fact that the phrase
first” has lost Its meaning
average person.
W HEN
YOU
TRAVEL
STORE
Cool <Y our Kitchen
These Hot Weather Days
For a short tim e only, we will give w ith ‘carch COLEMAN AIR-O-GAS
stove a Set of Silverw are or a Set of Dishes.
Y our choice o
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YOUR. CAR
“The sounds of almost all musical
Instruments,” says a writer, “have
their parallels In nature." We still
labor under an Impression the saxo
phone Is entirely man’s own Idea.
In the concrete, fully equipped, roomy garag e of
Walther-Williams Company. Competent work men
always ready to help you in any way they can
at least expense to you. For any service render
ed the charge will always be reasonable.
“The Explorers’ club In Netv York Is
moving Into Its new home." It Is hoped
that In deference to any mountain
climbers on the roster all stairways
have been omitted from the struffpre.
WALTHER-WILLIAMS GARAGE
THE DALLES,
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D u ty
Coleman Air - O - Gas Range
3 - Burner High Stove 3 - Burner Low Stove
THE OBSERVER PRINTING OFFICE
Moro Hdw. & Implement Co.
crashes
of the
“Safety
for the
Thq,. old fashioned man who occa
sionally left a large sum for horse
trough?. In his will,, has just passed
away In Australia and bequeathed
>400,000 for that purpose.
‘ BY AUTO AND VISIT THE DALLES
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A Link in the United Chain of Grocers
ADVANCE - RUMELY
COM BINE
H A R V E ST E R ;
Made in 12,- 14-, 16-, and 18-foot header
A zoo scientist died from rattle-
snake venom. He made pets of snakes
’ and experienced the usual result of
. such eccentric trustfulness.
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One of our best Ideas, at this time,
for eliminating all war is to have the
advancing lines of skirmishers craw’
slowly across a strawberry patch.
car w a sh in g
Third 'Street-at Federal
and Second Street at Jefferson
U n it e d G r o c e r , o f O r e g o n . In c .
A Raleigh newspaper says a Caro
Una horse show was largely attended
by the younger set—many of their
elders having seen a horse.
SU PER Serpice Stations
g r ea sin g
‘ S to r e N o . I l l
Doubtless the end of the solar ays
tem Is millions and billions of years
in the future, but It will arrive In
exorably Just the same.
WALTHER -WILLIAMS
t ir e s
Walter A. May & Son
Well, the porch hammock Is up
again for the season, across the
.
and judging by the sound the arthritis^
seems worse.
Federal Oversize Cords • $5.10
30 x 4 t 50 Federal Balloons............... - $8.25
29x4.75 Federal B a llo o n s ....... . 9.55
29 x 5.00 Federal. Balloons............... 9.85
30 x 5.00 Federal Balloons............... 10.25
31 x 5.00 Federal ‘ Balloons.............. 10.65
32 x 5.00 Federal Balloons.............. 11.75
28 x 5.25 Federal Balloons.............. H-10
30 x 5.25 Federal Balloons.................11.90
31 x 5.25 Federal Balloons.............. 12.30
29 x 5.50 Federal Balloons.............. 12.65
30 x 5.50 Federal B a l l o q n s . . • 13.05
30 x 6.00 Federal Balloons.............. 13.55
13.95
31 x^.QO Federal Balloons....... ..
Balloons..............
14.35
Federal
32 x 6.00
Balloons..............
14.75
33 x 6.00 Federal
Unitedly Operated I
See our hafld bills for Saturday and Monday Specials
A barn In the West was stolen and
moved five miles away. The barn be
ing stolen. It seemed useless to lock
the horse.
protected against anv and all wear or la.nagefor 15.11011 miles of road service
Traffik Cords
Independently Owned !
We guess about the nearest yon
can come to having no home, and still
have one, wouW be setting on a flag
pole.
A Chinese war Is difllcult to under-!
stand, Inasmuch as Its original cause ]
may relate to numerous centuries
gone by.
29x4.40 Federal Balloons- $5.85
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Of course the drastic solution for a
seating problem would be to send all
hands involved out In a canoe.
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IS AN ESTABLISHMENT THAT IS KNOWN fc
BY THE HIGH GRADE OF ITS PRINTING, §
An Indiana business man who Is
cranky about his food distressed hla
wife by setting his cup of coffee In
the platter of butter.
“Whai do you mean by , doing a
trick like that?" Inquired the wife.
“1 am only carrying out an Injunc
tion of humanity. It’s the duty of the
strong to support the weak," replied
No. 3 Hilliide 10 and 12.foot
Advance - Rumely Combine Harvetter
I have on hand for quick sale, two used
Holt Hawley Combines at a bargain.
I also have some good used parts for the
Oregon Special Holt Combine; two good
*7 wheels, straw., rakes, high speed , chains,
and a number of sprockets, two goo
magnetos, etc.
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Office opposite Postoffice, where larger room per
mit me to carry a larger and more complete stock of
PARTS, SUPPLIES, AND OIL
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For Prices and Terms See
c . H . L arson , M oro, O r e g o n
Agent For Sherman County, Oregon
Answer This Question!
All Automobiles and Furniture are Painted by Air
Pressure. Why not Your Home and Bams?
We Save You Real Money!
little in excess of the cost for the Paint you might buy
from a mail-order house!
The Air Gun for Painting is a Great Labor Saver. The
Finish is Beautiful. While Protection Value is Superior.
We use the best Paint Materials*~both Oil and Color. If
you doubt this statement, we permit you to select “ mP1”
from what we are using and send them to the Oregon
State College at Corvallis for Analysis.
Call us up at phone 102 Moro for estimates. This wUl v
n i t you under no obligation to us. Ask our customers
about^us. We refer you to the school boards of the DeMoas
school the Moro school, the Boardman school, the Grass
Valley school, and the Grass Valley Elevator Company.
Our Air Brush, run by power, is a Master Painter, the
“ last word” in excellance in painting roofs or .bui dm^s„
All the cracks, crevices, and inaccessible places are
reached by Paint, driven under high pressure, like rain
driven by a windstorm. A first blast of air gives a CLEAN
SURFACE while the immcd‘“ter .i “l' 0^ ' ("?.NT ACT re-
Driven Pressure Painting gives a CLOSE CONIAL1, re
suiting in neat, beautiful work!
All W ork done on a Guarantee and at very rea
sonable prices and easy terms.
AIR-ELECTRO PAINTER
R. H. SMITH
Phone 401, Hotel Moro, Moro, Oregon