Sherman County observer., March 01, 1907, Image 4

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B y D A V I D B B L A SC O . F s m o u *
N «w
Y ork
P l a y w r ig h t
and
D r a m a tic P r o d u c e r
doe* New York appeal to ino t
For-tho same reason, I suppose, that the Rocky
mountains ‘appeal to me— BECAUSE IT IS BIO.
At any time when requested to do
What tetopts the sailor to brave the dangers of the
spy the paper w ill be discontinued. But we
•xpwet that all arrears w ill be paid before
ocean, that impela Peary to seek thè north pole ?
such request Is made- I t Is easy to ask us
The inspiration of the unknowable, the unfuthomable, the stimu­
for a statement, which w ill be cheerfully
rendered at say tim e.
lation engendered by the energy of millions of people, THE FRIC­
TIO N OF CONTACT, the feeling that, however «iuall and insignifi­
cant, yon are one of this great ant hill ordniman atoms and more or less
a factor in the problem of the survival of the fittest—this is elementally
the fascination of New York.
Isolate a man and H E STAGNATES. Phice him in opposition to
the energetic forces of nature and HE EX PA N D S. Competition
develops and FORCES him to display resistance, aqd resistance is the
first step to creative power.
—
New York is to us Americans what London is to th« English and
Paris and Berlin to the rest of Europe. It is not the seat of govern­
•^ qg lly, Rttmbetb." progeetsd Judge
ffBrato, " I toiak so much o f you hetk ment, but in every other respect it is the metropolis of the country,
I can't m ix up In your trouble!”
with all the advantages of a metropolis. And because it is the largest
“That's w hy I came to you," argued
Mrs Bradbury. "Yaw see, when one Is city on the continent it possesses everything that gives enjoyment and
married eae has otnfu favorite c i t r f j -
a R E F IN IN G IN FLU EN C E to life— museums, opera houses, muajc
man, so when one Is unmarried why
and lecture halls, theaters, publishing houses, etc.
not one's pet lawyer? I t seems kinder."
£ f
"A naw < m to HK" u m i e f r i tike
Judge touetogM-
“W«róp quBirctad gear tones he
bought that Mg drene chariot of his
I wanted hones Instead—r m original
IN
BRIE^F, IT
IS T H E
M A R K E T FOR BRAINS.
I f a young man in Tombstone writes a play— it may be a great and
wondarful play, and I am not saying that geographical considerations
in the least determine the quality of genius— he might as well try to
plant bananas in the suburbs of Dawson City with the expectation of
profiting by his efforts— unless, indeed, a miracle intervenes. I f he
is impelled by a truly moving force of originality and creative genius,
he will ultimately turn up in N ew York, because thia is the market for
TH A T SORT of energy.
I by no means contend that we are the elect Wherever there are
great wealth, luxury and ease there are poverty, squalor and crime.
That is the penalty of congested life. But alongside of much evil
THERE IS MUCH GOOD, much that is elevating, refining and
noble. I f this is the great commercial center of the country, it is not
far from the truth to ssy that it is also the INTELLECTUAL center.
It must necessarily be so, with the demand existing here for the best
products of man's intellectual activity and the M EA N S TO SUP»
PORT the-best efforts of his brain. -
Taking the personal and narrow view of it, if I produce a play that
“The last two days he hasn’t ev<
I wouldn’t have gone! Yesterday he
whlssed by w ith that blond Johnsen
g irl and today w ith Mrs. Wheeler.
However, Tm net Jetoode e f a mere
weanan. It** ths C trl"
"Nsd probably wanked to show you
I f you wouldn't motor w ith him—«th ­
e n would," suggested ths listener.
"Shows bow demoralising the crsxe
to,” stormed Elisabeth.
“Recall the
foes there wae when women first took
to cycling? W ell, since men have tak­
en to motoring the reformer* ought”—
"You ** p lr * to *ta rt • reform by
making an example of Ned? Have
you a photo all ready for the news-
for month* and EV EN YEARS.
for productive energy in my field.
It is so becau
. A N D T H IS IB T R U K O F T H K MAN W H O PA
W E L L AB OF T H E M AN W H O HAS S T U D IE D
M A K IN G M O N E Y BY D E A L IN G IN S E C U R IT IE S .
not then ? A sheriff and tw o detectives
searching? M y goodness, every one la
town w ill bear abeut It! Necessary?
Oh, very w ell!"
Later another call came.
"Yes Located the car at the Apple­
by Oeaefa company? Bring It aw ay at
ooce— On the third floor? Well, bring
It down the way It went up! Man re­
fuses to operate the elevator? Can’t
you force him to? Then get a trained
elevator man, and I ’ll pay for bis time.
P - F refuse to allow tbs elevator to
be opera tod—ridiculous! Equipped with
a w rit to seise property, but balked
beceuee there’s no lew to force them
to help you get It! Law yer Elkins, are
you th a n ? Take It out a w ladow ; the
w all must be full of windows. ITIn-
dows too small? Take the machine
apart. O n c to u s ! F ive hundred dollars
to put It together again? You suggest
leaving It there w ith a sheriff to guard
It? Very w ell!"
Elisabeth passed an unhappy night.
W hat would Ned do? She speculated
about the blond and Mrs. Wheeler and
worried about the sheriff sitting alone
through the long night on the third
floor of the Appleby repository w ith
Ned’s big cream colored motor car
shining like a ghost out of the gloom
She feared she was punishing the sber
Iff more than Ned.
Next morning a atrange law yer call­
ed—Ned’s lawyer! Hhe shuddered.
"Urs. Bradbury," began L aw yer Sny­
der, "how much w ill you take for your
Interest In the car?"
“It ’ s not money I w ant," 'th e ex­
plained loftily, “but the car."
“Thia la certainly the motoring sea-
ton.” he agreed, “and the dealers can’t
deliver a car under six weeks. That's
why the other two ladles were so anx-
XL
seti Waods of a S t Ful
Newspaper l a i .
game
Wirt,
eipw
a 4g
bull moose which had been memlhg
about In the neighborhood of their
camp for several days. On tw o occa­
sions they came w ithin sight o f the big
follow, but could not get a shot at him.
F in ally the two men, W . B. Malden,
night editor of the American Press As­
sociation’s St.
Paul servto^ and
Charles W lxcey, started out w ith a de-
terniiuaUon that they would baff, tbe
moose or periali In the atte m p t They
struck his tra il a few miles out. of
ogtnp and followed It until they ckme
to the ‘‘hogback’' between Flab Hook
lake and String lake, where they de­
cided to separate, one going on Sach
aide of the "hogback.” When about
halfw ay around Maiden beard cries of
distress from the other side of ths rise
and started across. When be reached
the other side be found that Wlxcey
had come upon the moose and wounded
i t but Instead o f k illin g tbs anim al ha
had simply maddened It, and It had
turned on him, compelling him to drop
his rifle and take refuge In a tree.
Malden took In the situation and.
raising his rifle, was about to Are at
the moose when he suddenly stepped
Into a swamp and In endeavoring to
save himself from a fa ll dropped hie
rifle, which sank Into the quicksand.
H o tried to extricate himself, but fohnd
that be was hopelessly mired. M ean­
time the moose bad turned its attention
to the man in the swamp and, walking
to the edge of the morass, shook Its
horns threateningly near to Malden's
head. The la tte r drew his hunting knife
and by slashing vigorously was en­
abled to repel the attack o f the beast
But In making a mors than usually
vigorous slash the knife slipped from
his slimy bends and he found himself
weaponless.
H e turned In an endeavor to recover
the knife, b ut the mooes, having edged
S cotch D ia le c ts .
The w ritten language la so fa r from
the spoken In Scotland that spelling
reform Is an academic question. A
story which Illustrates the many dia­
lects la told of an examination a t Aber­
deen university. The examiners were
an English clergyman and a lowland
Bcotchman. The master of the schol­
ars put many questions to them which
were admirably answered. The boys
brought the Israelites out of Egypt
w ith a simple directness which Moees
would have envied. Then the clergy­
man «sired. “How did Pharaoh d ia l"
Tbs boys sat dumb. Ths low lander,
to make It mors plain, repeated the
question, “Hoo did Phawraoh dee?"
Again there was a dead silence. * N ext
the master himself took the mutter la
hand—"F a t cam* to Phawraoh at his
hinder end?" The boys answered as
w ith one voice, “H e waa drooned!" Tb
“dee” meauu In the Aberdeen dialect
to die In one’s bed.
These careful
scholars knew that Pharaoh had not
“deed."
Queer Damage Calculation.
T hat spirit of th rift popularly sup­
posed to pervade New England Is
amusingly Illustrated by the observa­
tion of a Connecticut farmer.
The
good man had been seriously 111 In mid­
summer, but by reason of Ills strong
constitution he quickly rallied.
On
being asked In the autumn how be
waa feeling be replied In a cheerful
tone;
“W hat two todies?" Elisabeth de­
"P retty fair, now, thanks. Anyw ay,
manded.
It don’t make much difference, eeeln*
"W hy, a few days ago M r. Bradbury
that the farm's well fixed up. I f I'd
advertised hto car for sale, and he gave
died In hayin’ or harvestin’ time, I
demonatratioo* to two lady pros­
oalkllete It'd been $50 damage to me."
pect*“ — ’
Then, after a pause, he added:
"The blond and Mrs. W heeler!" gasp­
“Come to think of IL th a t’s too low *,
ed Elisabeth, light dawning. “ H e waa
figure.
Sixty-five dollars would be
selling to please me. W h a t a mesa I
nearer!"—Philadelphia Ledger.
have made of everything!"
"Any roeeange to send u y client?"
asked Snyder, rising.
"W alL please,” cried Elisabeth w ild­
ly. "Tm going down to M r. Bradbury**
adtoe myself. Thereto really nothing
more you can do on the case.“
■flaalwth w e* smiling on the law yer
recklessly.
"M ay I take you down In my auto­
mobile?" he suggested.
A pathetic letter w ritten by Alfred
"Oh, would you?" «he aeked gayly.
Philip Pearce, aged thlrty-alne, a clerk
"Automobiles go so delightfully quick!
on the stock exchange o f Marton, Eng­
But pardon in* a moment. Hello, cen-
land, Thames D lttou, who committed
tre ll Give me $nofl Blue. Is that
auldde by taking laudanum, waa read
Judge Ferris? O-o-h, Dicky. 1 thought
at the Inquest This letter, w ritten by
you’d be relieved to know I ’ve decided
on the color for my motor outfit. Bed Pearce to hto w ife aad found In the
may denote *u(hu«la«in. bet gray to drawing room, oontalned the following
meek male serviceable, mid. yhu know,
M y D a ri In« W M «—I am »ure th is w ill
Ned has talked ef, some long tripe. Be­
a to rrib l« shock to you. and I only
side«. gp*.v 1« so h Tn-.onfoiM w ith Tt- he
wish I eouM have prevented It, h u t I am
tie n t.«e«e«. Tknt’-i all. Wliat? Ned e erry t * any oil th« money w e have te
there?
How lovely!
PH be right spent and o n ly the fe w pound* In m y
When the Spider Ooee Courting.
“The male epid<-r to the bravest and
moat demonstrative of all lovers,” aaya
a naturalist “He approach«« the fe­
male. runs round her a few times In
Utile circles and then begins a violent
ertental dance He twirls round end
vennd. Draw ing In hto legs, he wrlthee
•nd crawls, aerpentllke. along the
grmind
Rtralghtenlag his legs and
erecting hla body, be towers above the
ledy grandly. And the mischief of tt
to that the female spider Is always
stronger than the male and when hto
dance is dooe she etther accept* him
fa r her m et* * r elee, falling upon him
|fls r r * l y . she tear» tom to ptecea. lm-
T w o 8 t Paul hunters a fte r big
on the Big Fork river north of
Minn., report a aeries of exciting
rlencee w hile attempting to land
hie mistress w ith the knowledge In his
heart that. I f be failed, be would be
murdered. H ie efforts would be luke­
warm and distrait, eh ? Yet the humble
spider, whom we are accustomed to de­
spise, dances, death staring him In the
face, w ith a gayety, a warm th and an
abandon seldom to be met with north
of A frica."
COULDN'T REFUSE .
HIS WIFE ANYTHINO
• “Bees w ill purchase meter togs y e t r
Bmlled the Judge. “But I most give
«Xpert advice to Ned—surely one’s *pet
law yer' gag be -kinderr "
Mrs Bradbury went directly to an
att»rney who knew neither herself nor
beff huehand Hhe decided It poor pol­
ity to de business w ith friends. Young
L aw yer Elkina, she found, had no
arruptec
,
“Has the defendant any property we
<x>uld attach?" asked the splinter of
the tier pompously
" I wouldn’t take • penny from him!"
grotmted Elisabeth
“W e eonld worry him a tot!” tempted
the legal adviser
» “Could I attach hto automobile?"
KeaarkaMe Àdveitire l i liane-
■
An Automobile
Widow.
“Kinder? Going to make it a func­
tion wgk caterer* and flumadkldlesT*
A oiniMhti ties Jadge
“At iaeat you wlU inform Ned of my
decision,” Ignoring the flippancy.
“Why, Bees, surely you've no grounds
for a divorce. Ton can’t wheedle year
freedom out of a court because Ned
IH-rtiepe forgot to give you violets oo
Dlecueeing, nt tbs London King's eat­
I alw ays liked to give you « re r y th ia g
you w o n ts *. N o doubt th a t waa stupidly
•x tra v o g a n t.
I four I have b«cn v ery
selflah In not te llin g you the tru « position
of affairs, hu t I do n 't m ind te llin g you
now th a t you a re w e ll rid of nee. 1 sup-
poo« «very one would look on m« aa a
d o w n rig h t oowsrd. w h ich no doubt I am.
G et Frtee to sell the m otor car. whi h te
s till w o rth me. and th« sllv«r and a ll th a t
oort of th in s
1 ehonld not have done you
such a h e * tu rn , h u t I hated to tell you
m y paettte*.
You a re youag aad p re tty. D o not g e
oa th * e ta m . hut m a rry a «ood m an w ith
a a oaoured Incom« who w ill be k in * te
you. I do not m ind the Id « * of y o u r
m a rry in g again, becaura. throw n on t h *
w o rld as you w ill be. It Will be th« host
th in g fo r you. You have alw a y s been a
d»or. g o o d w tf« to m«
nearer to him, waa able to reach him
w ith Its horn* and, ripping through hto
outer coat, caught one of the prongs
o f Its horns in hto buckskin hunting
shirt I t gave a Jerk w ith It* head and
Malden felt hlmeelf lifted from the
■wamp and lying croaewtee on the
moose’s wide spreading antler*. The
animal wae greatly frightened to find
a man upon Its head and started on a
mad rush through the forest. Malden
clinging desperately to the horns and
succesafnlly restating the effort* e f the
anim al to dislodge him. H e feared te
drop off, lest the anim al t u n on him
and gore him or strike him wKh its
hoofs, and. aeelng no other way, de­
cided to hang on until exhaustion com­
pelled the mooes to slacken It* pees.
T he ride through the forest was a
thrillin g one. and Malden was In eon-
stent danger of being brushed from
hto perilous position by the low hang­
ing boughs of the trees. Finally the
moose broke Into a clearing, end some
distance ewny Malden saw another
hunter end yelled loudly to attract hto
attention. T bs maa saw the mesee
coming and raised hto rifle to flm
Malden, fearfu l lest he be hit. yelled
lustily, aad the huntsman finally * w
the man on the moose’s antlers and
lowered hla gun. H e allowed the mad'
dened anim al to peas him, and as Ito
pace waa somewhat slackened he was
able to take a careful aim and fired •
bullet so that tt would break Its shoul­
der. a « the moose came to Its knees
Malden leaped off. and the hunter cat
Its throat.
Malden Is not much the worse tor M b
exciting experience.
A Bow Y o rk g»wo6*».
There bed been a difference of opto
too as to whether th * bill had hem
paid. I t resulted In favor o f th« sue
tomer, and tbs collector from the Jew
elry establishment on F ifth iv « m
called to apologia« “Perhaps yen wtil
be w illing to pardon the mistake.” bi
m id, “If yon knew how many account!
we bare on onr booka. There aa* fffo
000 o f them, aad we a n aonettfod*
likely therefore to make a mtatakm"-
New York Ben.
ings G ilbert lectures on banking, tbs
riee of the bank chock ay stem. Sir
John P a g s t K . 0 „ had ths following
to gag:
"Tbs origin of crossing checks Is
well known. I t began In tbs clearing
boons for tbs convenience of those em­
ployed there, and then It began to ba
adopted by tbs general public. There
was ns statutory Interpretation, no
statutory sanction; still, when dons by
tbs draw er of a check. It bad some of­
fs e t I f s man drew a check on bis
banker and wrote across It tbs name
of another banker be obviously meant
bis banker to understand something by
i t H e meant to convey something to
bis banker. Following the analogy of
tbs clearing house and looking at the
n atu ra l meaning o f w riting another
banker's name across the check, one
m ight be Inclined to agy that the res-
sonable Interpretation was th a t the
customer forbade bis banker to pay
the ebeck except to or through the
medium of th a t banker.
"B u t In those days and Indeed later
Judges and lawyers could not reconcile
this Interpretation w ith the continued
negotiability of the check. A ll checks
were up to 1858 made payable to bear­
er, and the objection was: ‘H o w can a
check be at the same tim e payable to
bearer and only payable to a specified
banker? I f It be payable to a banker,
why cannot the bearer demand pay­
ment of It him self over the connterF
W e know better now. W e know that
no crossing, except the *Not negotiable’
one. In any w ay affected the fu ll ne­
gotiability of the check, bat In those
days the problem was a terrible stum­
bling block. Consequently, as pointed
out by Lord Cairns In Smith and the
Union bank, the crossing prior to
statutory enactment amounted only to
a caution or w arning to the paying
banker to exercise speclsl care If he
paid the check otherwise than to a
banker, for they drew no distinction
in the days prior to 1858 between a
special and a general crossing.
“T h a t was so even a fte r the first set
In lfififi. A ll th a t the crossing, w hether
special or general, amounted to was,
as I say, to w arn the banker to be
careful I f he paid the check direct to
the bearer. I f be took no precautions
be might be liable to his customer on
the ground o f negligence If the pay­
ment w ere to a person w ith no title
W an ted the Credit.
Anything la regard to Ethan Allen,
the hero e f Ticonderoga, la lntoreetlng,
h ut some of the anecdotes told o f him
make plain the fact that be was not
wholly free from human weaknesses.
One story, whether true or not. Is often
told of Allen and Is recorded In M r.
M o rrill’s “Self Coueckmenees of Noted
Persons.”
Ethan Allen wae not wont to bridle
hie tongas, especially when flushed
w ith success. H is bravery was not to
be disputed, but sometimes his words
were even bigger then his deeds. “H ad
I but orders I could go to Albany and
be monarch In three weeks, and I ’ve
h alf a m ind to do It," he once boasted.
On the Sunday a fte r the capture o f T i­
conderoga Parson Dewey thanked God
In hie long prayer for the great deliv­
erance. The hero of the occasion was
one of ths congregation.
“ Parson Dewey! Person D e w e y T
was heard In a whisper by those sitting
near Ethan Allen.
The clergyman was sbeerbed la his
own thoughts and continued to thank
the Lord.
"Parson Dew ey!"
, This tim e tbs exclamation was heard
an over the church by every one hut
the preacher. Allen could stand It no
longer and shouted In a stentorian
voles, "Parson Dewey,' thank ths Lord,
but Just mention that I was there!"
The Bedouin’s house Is round and
ourrounded by a round w all In which
the flocks are penned at night. I t la
flat roofed and covered w ith soil, end
Inside It Is as destitute of Interest aa It
to possible to conceive—a few mats bn
which the fam ily sleep, a few Jara In
which they store their batter and a
akin chum In which they m ake the
same. In one house Into which I pene­
trated a bundle waa hanging from the
celling, which I found to be a baby by
the exposure of one of Its little feet.
Everything to poor and pastoral. H e
hardly has any clothes to cover him­
self w ith , nothing to keep him warm
when the weather Is damp save his
homespun sheet, and he has not a soul
above his flocks. The closest Intimacy
exists between the Bedouin and his
goats and hla cows. Tbs animals un­
derstand and obey certain calls w ith
Sbeohite accuracy, and you generally
aee a Rocotran shepherdess w alking be­
fore her flock and not after It, and
they stroke and caress their little cow*
nutll they are as tame as dog*.
Gwepeau P/ffff.
Notary Public.
Perógffffd, Ore.
Attom gy for thg Stato School Fna4
R e g u la to r L in e
Mx-eteey im p r o o f building
h . i m ti w . ad up.
Steamers leave Portland and T h e
Dalles d a lly exoept Huuday at 7 a. m .
arrivin g a t about 6 p. m ., connecting at
L y le w ith the
knllrvlr r n o r iU t
- Cnaunlly i<»-*
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& Northern RyCo
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F o r Ooldeudale and K lic k ita t valley
pointe. T rain leaves Goldendale nt
5U10 a. m. dally except Bunday, a rr iv ­
ing a t L y le a t 7 JO a. m ., oooueptlng
w lU i down river beat for Portland and
Interm ediate points.
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Leaves L y le for Ooldeudale oo the
arrival o f the up riv e r at earner.
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R o b e rtla a gives w h a t eve ry woman
moat desire»—a perfect com plexion
Jt brin gs th a t soft, smooth, fresh,
clear tin t to the cheek th a t denotes
youthfulness. I t w ill b rin e beauty
to those who lack It ; It w ill retain
It fo r those who a lread y possess It;
tt w ill enable you to successfully
com bat ths rsvaxea o f w e a th e r and
tim e. D o n 't doubt—d o n 't avgas. Just
t r y R obertlne
Y o u r druggist w ill
g ive you a free sample. A ll drug-
Uu they *17 I f tn a y 'ie n.*t
A C T L Y rig h t, let us » .s k a tï.eiu >■>.
W hen w« flt you. we lit you AC-
CURATKbY.
Long
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every neroesary s ile n tifle apparsili«
and the required knowledge an.
abllng ua (o o rre e tly use the asm«
our own complete workshop, with
every fo."li:t> -e v e n to the g rli..lfn ,
o f a ped.il Icitsve—are nil at »•■>ur
d U t i r i here, aesurlng a s e n - < e
not nomlhle Vl:h other« 1er« tort'.
O verland Express treloa for Halecu,
Roeelxrg, Ashland, tiacraroento, Og
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8 45 p. m . A rrives 7 26 a.nv, dally.
Office at Portland.
M ornin g tra in ooonaetsat Woodburn
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M t- A ngel, S ilv e rto n ' B row nsville,
Springfield, W e n d lin g aud N atro n.
Leave« Portland U nion Depot 8.80 a.m.
arrives 6.66 p. u i.
Eugene paaaeuger connects a t W ood­
burn w ith M t. Angel and Silverton
looal. Leaves Portland U nion Depot
4.16 p. ni., returns 10.86 a .m ., d aily.
Corvallis passenger leaves Portland
U nion Depot 7.80a m ., arrives6.60 pun.
D a lly .
Sheridan peeeenger leaves Portland
U nion Depot 4 60 p.m ., arrives8.26 a.m .
Dally.
Forrot G rove passenger leaves Port-
laud Union Depot 10.46 p .m ., arrives
1.60 p.m . D a lly exoept Sunday.
PORTLAND OSWEGO SUBURBAN
SERVICE AND YAMHILL
DIVISION.
Depot, Foot of Jefferson Street.
Leaves from Jefferson street depot for
Dallas sod Interm ediate points dally.
4.16 p.iu. A rriv e P o rtland. 10.16 A m .
T he Independence M onm outh Motor
L in e operates d a lly to M onm ooth and
A irile , connecting w ith H. P. Co’s
trains st Dalle« and Independence.
Flrst-clase fore from Portland to
Sacraniento end Hen Francisco, |20
b ertb .ld . H»*oood-class folr, 815;second
clew berth, $2.60
Tickets to -Eastern points and Europe,
also J n pan J C h ina, H onolulu and
Australia.
C IT Y T IC K E T O F F IC E , Corner T h ird
and W ashin gton . Phone Alain 741.
Po rtland , Or.
C. W. STINGER, Wm. /TcMURRAY
City Ticket Agent. Gea-Paas. Agt
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For full Information call on or address
W m . mcmurray
G en’l Passenger Agent,
Portland, Oregon
jyuiûftJ
On Matters That Interest You
Your local paper to a neo«uity
to you, flu an d a lly aad sodally.
But a NEW SPAPER OF GEN­
3 T r a in s to T h e E a st D aily ERAL CIRCULATION, oontetn-
faif the latest new i of the world,
Through Pullm an standard« and to equally neoeeeary to yon. The
tourist sleeping-cars d sily to Omaha,
Chicago, Hpokane; tourist sl«*cplng-cer "up to date man " wfll provide
dally to Kanm s C ity. Reclining chulr- him self with these two essential
oars (seats free) to the East dally.
features of proyree*.
In THS TWICE - A - WEEK
PORTLAND DKPOT.
SPOKESMAN ■ REVIEW,
Spo­
C H IC AGO- P O R T LA N D
kane, Wash., w ill bo found the
H P K C IA I. for the Kast
via Huntington.
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vary laUat newi of the world, its
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mining, literatnre, as well as the
Per K a ttrrn W aahinaten, W alla W alla, Lcwia-
local happening in the states of
ton, Cr«ur «I’Alenc and Great Northern pointe.
Montana, Oregon, Idaho, Waah-
A T L A N T IC KXPREM H
for (h * Run v |j Hu nt-
btfton and the provlnoe of Brittoh
ington.
Columbia. In addition, its 00L
Parara Big,-«
mans for women, its pop«?»
PORTLA ND-BÍGGH
flcienoe artioles, tta abort and con­
L O C A L , for all local
point* between Bigg*
tinued
itories, its “ Anawwi to
and Portland.
Arrives at Bigg*
Oorriffpondents” and *‘Piuale
Problems’* combine to form a
home newipaper that at $1.00 par
For Astoria and way points, con­ year oan nowhere be exoeUed.
necting w ith ateatuer for Ilw aco and
N o rth Bench. Wteatner Haaaalo, Ash
street dock. Leaves 8.00 p. m. dally,
The woman who has periodical head» exoept Hnnday, Saturday 10 00 p. m.
aches, backache, see» Imaginary dark Arrives 5 00 p. m. dally except Sunday,
T h a t the average schoolboy to u t o
eeetsclous humorist of the highest order »pots or suede« floating or dancing before
her eyes, asygnawleg dlatreea or heavy
F or Dayton, Oregon City and Y am ­
to amply proved by the examples fall feeling WS Atomach, faint spell», drag-
which, supplied by school masters, ap­ gtag dow r^tolieg la lower abdomlaal or h ill R iver points. Aah street dock,
leaves 7.00 a. m . d aily exoept Sunday.
pear from tim e to time In prlnL say* pelvic regfon, easily etartied or excited, Arrives 6.80 p.m. d ally exoept Sunday.
Chums. “Rivera lo w because no one Irreg u M fo r painful periods, w ith or wlth-
F o r Lew iston, Idaho, and w ay palate
cun etop them," declared one youthful oat ririvic catarrh. |* suffering from
weaknrnar« andjlcr*ngem enU that »houl<i
essayist recently, while another, when have eJWy aw n tio n . Not ail of above from Riparia, Wash. Leave R iparia
ey ropto4e anf likely to he present In say 6.40 a. m ., or upon arriv al train No. 4,
d ally exoept Saturday. A rrive Riparia
4 p. to. d ally exoept Friday.
navies." In describing the difference
between a physician and a surgeon yet
another budding w rite r declared: "A
phyetdan 1* a man who deals w ith
medicines. H e goes out to aee people.
A surgeon to a man who mlxee medL
ctnee In the eurgery fo r the phyetdan
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W . R. C R O C A N , A G E N T ,
Moro, Oregon
A »d T h»« H e « • » .
"D M any man ever tell yon." asked
M r. Heepeck a* be edged toward the
door, “that you were the sweetest and
most beautiful woman In the world?"
“No," replied hto w ife.
"Gael
Men are honeeter than I
thought they were."—Chicago Record
Herald
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STATIONS
North bod
paamngar
dally
the whole female «yeto® and especially
the pelvic organa When them ate de­
...„ B lg g a ........
ranged In function or affected by disease,
...G ib e o n « ....
the «tomach and other organa of digestion
........Hlnka........
become sympathetically deranged, the
. . . . Waaeo . . .
nerves are weakened, and a long list of
bad anploaaam symptoms follow. Too
K lo nd yke . .
much must not be expected of thia • Fa­
. . . H u m m lt..
vorite Prc-u-ription.’ I t will not perform
H a v Canon Jot
miracles: will not eure tumor« no med-
..M c D o n a ld « ..
mine W ill I t w ill often prenant th « m jf
. . . D e M o m ...
In time, and thug the operating
........ Moro . . . .
table and the surgeon’s knife may be
.. R re k ln v lllr .
avoided.
Women suffering from disease« of long
.G ram Valley.
■Unding, are tavTtod to consult Doctor
. . . Bourbon. , .
•toree by letter, free. All correspondence
. . . ‘..K e n t . . . .
I » I m M as strictly prívete and sacredly
. . . W lloox . . .
confidential
Address Dr. &. Y, Ptore¿
Buffalo. N. Y .
. . . H h a n lk o ...
Dr. neroe’s Medical Adviser(1000pages)
to sent free on receipt of »1 one-cent For rates and Information apply to ’
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