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About Sherman County observer. (Moro, Sherman County, Or.) 1897-1931 | View Entire Issue (March 1, 1907)
T h e O bserver OLO PUZZLE ABOUT CHECKS Im perial H otel New York Is the Market For K U ijin te If you do not read The Observer AThy Not? ■ e sbonM like to have yon taka It, «ad we k n o w It would be profitable te .u e to kaeome a subscriber. Ws send It i » « »cargder 88-ftO, < me year $1-50. IJXcts a month Is n’ t much. Try It. Order by Postal Card, and pay forK w hcn you can. * •■ ■ *■ •* B y D A V I D B B L A SC O . F s m o u * N «w Y ork P l a y w r ig h t and D r a m a tic P r o d u c e r doe* New York appeal to ino t For-tho same reason, I suppose, that the Rocky mountains ‘appeal to me— BECAUSE IT IS BIO. At any time when requested to do What tetopts the sailor to brave the dangers of the spy the paper w ill be discontinued. But we •xpwet that all arrears w ill be paid before ocean, that impela Peary to seek thè north pole ? such request Is made- I t Is easy to ask us The inspiration of the unknowable, the unfuthomable, the stimu for a statement, which w ill be cheerfully rendered at say tim e. lation engendered by the energy of millions of people, THE FRIC TIO N OF CONTACT, the feeling that, however «iuall and insignifi cant, yon are one of this great ant hill ordniman atoms and more or less a factor in the problem of the survival of the fittest—this is elementally the fascination of New York. Isolate a man and H E STAGNATES. Phice him in opposition to the energetic forces of nature and HE EX PA N D S. Competition develops and FORCES him to display resistance, aqd resistance is the first step to creative power. — New York is to us Americans what London is to th« English and Paris and Berlin to the rest of Europe. It is not the seat of govern •^ qg lly, Rttmbetb." progeetsd Judge ffBrato, " I toiak so much o f you hetk ment, but in every other respect it is the metropolis of the country, I can't m ix up In your trouble!” with all the advantages of a metropolis. And because it is the largest “That's w hy I came to you," argued Mrs Bradbury. "Yaw see, when one Is city on the continent it possesses everything that gives enjoyment and married eae has otnfu favorite c i t r f j - a R E F IN IN G IN FLU EN C E to life— museums, opera houses, muajc man, so when one Is unmarried why and lecture halls, theaters, publishing houses, etc. not one's pet lawyer? I t seems kinder." £ f "A naw < m to HK" u m i e f r i tike Judge touetogM- “W«róp quBirctad gear tones he bought that Mg drene chariot of his I wanted hones Instead—r m original IN BRIE^F, IT IS T H E M A R K E T FOR BRAINS. I f a young man in Tombstone writes a play— it may be a great and wondarful play, and I am not saying that geographical considerations in the least determine the quality of genius— he might as well try to plant bananas in the suburbs of Dawson City with the expectation of profiting by his efforts— unless, indeed, a miracle intervenes. I f he is impelled by a truly moving force of originality and creative genius, he will ultimately turn up in N ew York, because thia is the market for TH A T SORT of energy. I by no means contend that we are the elect Wherever there are great wealth, luxury and ease there are poverty, squalor and crime. That is the penalty of congested life. But alongside of much evil THERE IS MUCH GOOD, much that is elevating, refining and noble. I f this is the great commercial center of the country, it is not far from the truth to ssy that it is also the INTELLECTUAL center. It must necessarily be so, with the demand existing here for the best products of man's intellectual activity and the M EA N S TO SUP» PORT the-best efforts of his brain. - Taking the personal and narrow view of it, if I produce a play that “The last two days he hasn’t ev< I wouldn’t have gone! Yesterday he whlssed by w ith that blond Johnsen g irl and today w ith Mrs. Wheeler. However, Tm net Jetoode e f a mere weanan. It** ths C trl" "Nsd probably wanked to show you I f you wouldn't motor w ith him—«th e n would," suggested ths listener. "Shows bow demoralising the crsxe to,” stormed Elisabeth. “Recall the foes there wae when women first took to cycling? W ell, since men have tak en to motoring the reformer* ought”— "You ** p lr * to *ta rt • reform by making an example of Ned? Have you a photo all ready for the news- for month* and EV EN YEARS. for productive energy in my field. It is so becau . A N D T H IS IB T R U K O F T H K MAN W H O PA W E L L AB OF T H E M AN W H O HAS S T U D IE D M A K IN G M O N E Y BY D E A L IN G IN S E C U R IT IE S . not then ? A sheriff and tw o detectives searching? M y goodness, every one la town w ill bear abeut It! Necessary? Oh, very w ell!" Later another call came. "Yes Located the car at the Apple by Oeaefa company? Bring It aw ay at ooce— On the third floor? Well, bring It down the way It went up! Man re fuses to operate the elevator? Can’t you force him to? Then get a trained elevator man, and I ’ll pay for bis time. P - F refuse to allow tbs elevator to be opera tod—ridiculous! Equipped with a w rit to seise property, but balked beceuee there’s no lew to force them to help you get It! Law yer Elkins, are you th a n ? Take It out a w ladow ; the w all must be full of windows. ITIn- dows too small? Take the machine apart. O n c to u s ! F ive hundred dollars to put It together again? You suggest leaving It there w ith a sheriff to guard It? Very w ell!" Elisabeth passed an unhappy night. W hat would Ned do? She speculated about the blond and Mrs. Wheeler and worried about the sheriff sitting alone through the long night on the third floor of the Appleby repository w ith Ned’s big cream colored motor car shining like a ghost out of the gloom She feared she was punishing the sber Iff more than Ned. Next morning a atrange law yer call ed—Ned’s lawyer! Hhe shuddered. "Urs. Bradbury," began L aw yer Sny der, "how much w ill you take for your Interest In the car?" “It ’ s not money I w ant," 'th e ex plained loftily, “but the car." “Thia la certainly the motoring sea- ton.” he agreed, “and the dealers can’t deliver a car under six weeks. That's why the other two ladles were so anx- XL seti Waods of a S t Ful Newspaper l a i . game Wirt, eipw a 4g bull moose which had been memlhg about In the neighborhood of their camp for several days. On tw o occa sions they came w ithin sight o f the big follow, but could not get a shot at him. F in ally the two men, W . B. Malden, night editor of the American Press As sociation’s St. Paul servto^ and Charles W lxcey, started out w ith a de- terniiuaUon that they would baff, tbe moose or periali In the atte m p t They struck his tra il a few miles out. of ogtnp and followed It until they ckme to the ‘‘hogback’' between Flab Hook lake and String lake, where they de cided to separate, one going on Sach aide of the "hogback.” When about halfw ay around Maiden beard cries of distress from the other side of ths rise and started across. When be reached the other side be found that Wlxcey had come upon the moose and wounded i t but Instead o f k illin g tbs anim al ha had simply maddened It, and It had turned on him, compelling him to drop his rifle and take refuge In a tree. Malden took In the situation and. raising his rifle, was about to Are at the moose when he suddenly stepped Into a swamp and In endeavoring to save himself from a fa ll dropped hie rifle, which sank Into the quicksand. H o tried to extricate himself, but fohnd that be was hopelessly mired. M ean time the moose bad turned its attention to the man in the swamp and, walking to the edge of the morass, shook Its horns threateningly near to Malden's head. The la tte r drew his hunting knife and by slashing vigorously was en abled to repel the attack o f the beast But In making a mors than usually vigorous slash the knife slipped from his slimy bends and he found himself weaponless. H e turned In an endeavor to recover the knife, b ut the mooes, having edged S cotch D ia le c ts . The w ritten language la so fa r from the spoken In Scotland that spelling reform Is an academic question. A story which Illustrates the many dia lects la told of an examination a t Aber deen university. The examiners were an English clergyman and a lowland Bcotchman. The master of the schol ars put many questions to them which were admirably answered. The boys brought the Israelites out of Egypt w ith a simple directness which Moees would have envied. Then the clergy man «sired. “How did Pharaoh d ia l" Tbs boys sat dumb. Ths low lander, to make It mors plain, repeated the question, “Hoo did Phawraoh dee?" Again there was a dead silence. * N ext the master himself took the mutter la hand—"F a t cam* to Phawraoh at his hinder end?" The boys answered as w ith one voice, “H e waa drooned!" Tb “dee” meauu In the Aberdeen dialect to die In one’s bed. These careful scholars knew that Pharaoh had not “deed." Queer Damage Calculation. T hat spirit of th rift popularly sup posed to pervade New England Is amusingly Illustrated by the observa tion of a Connecticut farmer. The good man had been seriously 111 In mid summer, but by reason of Ills strong constitution he quickly rallied. On being asked In the autumn how be waa feeling be replied In a cheerful tone; “W hat two todies?" Elisabeth de "P retty fair, now, thanks. Anyw ay, manded. It don’t make much difference, eeeln* "W hy, a few days ago M r. Bradbury that the farm's well fixed up. I f I'd advertised hto car for sale, and he gave died In hayin’ or harvestin’ time, I demonatratioo* to two lady pros oalkllete It'd been $50 damage to me." pect*“ — ’ Then, after a pause, he added: "The blond and Mrs. W heeler!" gasp “Come to think of IL th a t’s too low *, ed Elisabeth, light dawning. “ H e waa figure. Sixty-five dollars would be selling to please me. W h a t a mesa I nearer!"—Philadelphia Ledger. have made of everything!" "Any roeeange to send u y client?" asked Snyder, rising. "W alL please,” cried Elisabeth w ild ly. "Tm going down to M r. Bradbury** adtoe myself. Thereto really nothing more you can do on the case.“ ■flaalwth w e* smiling on the law yer recklessly. "M ay I take you down In my auto mobile?" he suggested. A pathetic letter w ritten by Alfred "Oh, would you?" «he aeked gayly. Philip Pearce, aged thlrty-alne, a clerk "Automobiles go so delightfully quick! on the stock exchange o f Marton, Eng But pardon in* a moment. Hello, cen- land, Thames D lttou, who committed tre ll Give me $nofl Blue. Is that auldde by taking laudanum, waa read Judge Ferris? O-o-h, Dicky. 1 thought at the Inquest This letter, w ritten by you’d be relieved to know I ’ve decided on the color for my motor outfit. Bed Pearce to hto w ife aad found In the may denote *u(hu«la«in. bet gray to drawing room, oontalned the following meek male serviceable, mid. yhu know, M y D a ri In« W M «—I am »ure th is w ill Ned has talked ef, some long tripe. Be a to rrib l« shock to you. and I only side«. gp*.v 1« so h Tn-.onfoiM w ith Tt- he wish I eouM have prevented It, h u t I am tie n t.«e«e«. Tknt’-i all. Wliat? Ned e erry t * any oil th« money w e have te there? How lovely! PH be right spent and o n ly the fe w pound* In m y When the Spider Ooee Courting. “The male epid<-r to the bravest and moat demonstrative of all lovers,” aaya a naturalist “He approach«« the fe male. runs round her a few times In Utile circles and then begins a violent ertental dance He twirls round end vennd. Draw ing In hto legs, he wrlthee •nd crawls, aerpentllke. along the grmind Rtralghtenlag his legs and erecting hla body, be towers above the ledy grandly. And the mischief of tt to that the female spider Is always stronger than the male and when hto dance is dooe she etther accept* him fa r her m et* * r elee, falling upon him |fls r r * l y . she tear» tom to ptecea. lm- T w o 8 t Paul hunters a fte r big on the Big Fork river north of Minn., report a aeries of exciting rlencee w hile attempting to land hie mistress w ith the knowledge In his heart that. I f be failed, be would be murdered. H ie efforts would be luke warm and distrait, eh ? Yet the humble spider, whom we are accustomed to de spise, dances, death staring him In the face, w ith a gayety, a warm th and an abandon seldom to be met with north of A frica." COULDN'T REFUSE . HIS WIFE ANYTHINO • “Bees w ill purchase meter togs y e t r Bmlled the Judge. “But I most give «Xpert advice to Ned—surely one’s *pet law yer' gag be -kinderr " Mrs Bradbury went directly to an att»rney who knew neither herself nor beff huehand Hhe decided It poor pol ity to de business w ith friends. Young L aw yer Elkina, she found, had no arruptec , “Has the defendant any property we <x>uld attach?" asked the splinter of the tier pompously " I wouldn’t take • penny from him!" grotmted Elisabeth “W e eonld worry him a tot!” tempted the legal adviser » “Could I attach hto automobile?" KeaarkaMe Àdveitire l i liane- ■ An Automobile Widow. “Kinder? Going to make it a func tion wgk caterer* and flumadkldlesT* A oiniMhti ties Jadge “At iaeat you wlU inform Ned of my decision,” Ignoring the flippancy. “Why, Bees, surely you've no grounds for a divorce. Ton can’t wheedle year freedom out of a court because Ned IH-rtiepe forgot to give you violets oo Dlecueeing, nt tbs London King's eat I alw ays liked to give you « re r y th ia g you w o n ts *. N o doubt th a t waa stupidly •x tra v o g a n t. I four I have b«cn v ery selflah In not te llin g you the tru « position of affairs, hu t I do n 't m ind te llin g you now th a t you a re w e ll rid of nee. 1 sup- poo« «very one would look on m« aa a d o w n rig h t oowsrd. w h ich no doubt I am. G et Frtee to sell the m otor car. whi h te s till w o rth me. and th« sllv«r and a ll th a t oort of th in s 1 ehonld not have done you such a h e * tu rn , h u t I hated to tell you m y paettte*. You a re youag aad p re tty. D o not g e oa th * e ta m . hut m a rry a «ood m an w ith a a oaoured Incom« who w ill be k in * te you. I do not m ind the Id « * of y o u r m a rry in g again, becaura. throw n on t h * w o rld as you w ill be. It Will be th« host th in g fo r you. You have alw a y s been a d»or. g o o d w tf« to m« nearer to him, waa able to reach him w ith Its horn* and, ripping through hto outer coat, caught one of the prongs o f Its horns in hto buckskin hunting shirt I t gave a Jerk w ith It* head and Malden felt hlmeelf lifted from the ■wamp and lying croaewtee on the moose’s wide spreading antler*. The animal wae greatly frightened to find a man upon Its head and started on a mad rush through the forest. Malden clinging desperately to the horns and succesafnlly restating the effort* e f the anim al to dislodge him. H e feared te drop off, lest the anim al t u n on him and gore him or strike him wKh its hoofs, and. aeelng no other way, de cided to hang on until exhaustion com pelled the mooes to slacken It* pees. T he ride through the forest was a thrillin g one. and Malden was In eon- stent danger of being brushed from hto perilous position by the low hang ing boughs of the trees. Finally the moose broke Into a clearing, end some distance ewny Malden saw another hunter end yelled loudly to attract hto attention. T bs maa saw the mesee coming and raised hto rifle to flm Malden, fearfu l lest he be hit. yelled lustily, aad the huntsman finally * w the man on the moose’s antlers and lowered hla gun. H e allowed the mad' dened anim al to peas him, and as Ito pace waa somewhat slackened he was able to take a careful aim and fired • bullet so that tt would break Its shoul der. a « the moose came to Its knees Malden leaped off. and the hunter cat Its throat. Malden Is not much the worse tor M b exciting experience. A Bow Y o rk g»wo6*». There bed been a difference of opto too as to whether th * bill had hem paid. I t resulted In favor o f th« sue tomer, and tbs collector from the Jew elry establishment on F ifth iv « m called to apologia« “Perhaps yen wtil be w illing to pardon the mistake.” bi m id, “If yon knew how many account! we bare on onr booka. There aa* fffo 000 o f them, aad we a n aonettfod* likely therefore to make a mtatakm"- New York Ben. ings G ilbert lectures on banking, tbs riee of the bank chock ay stem. Sir John P a g s t K . 0 „ had ths following to gag: "Tbs origin of crossing checks Is well known. I t began In tbs clearing boons for tbs convenience of those em ployed there, and then It began to ba adopted by tbs general public. There was ns statutory Interpretation, no statutory sanction; still, when dons by tbs draw er of a check. It bad some of fs e t I f s man drew a check on bis banker and wrote across It tbs name of another banker be obviously meant bis banker to understand something by i t H e meant to convey something to bis banker. Following the analogy of tbs clearing house and looking at the n atu ra l meaning o f w riting another banker's name across the check, one m ight be Inclined to agy that the res- sonable Interpretation was th a t the customer forbade bis banker to pay the ebeck except to or through the medium of th a t banker. "B u t In those days and Indeed later Judges and lawyers could not reconcile this Interpretation w ith the continued negotiability of the check. A ll checks were up to 1858 made payable to bear er, and the objection was: ‘H o w can a check be at the same tim e payable to bearer and only payable to a specified banker? I f It be payable to a banker, why cannot the bearer demand pay ment of It him self over the connterF W e know better now. W e know that no crossing, except the *Not negotiable’ one. In any w ay affected the fu ll ne gotiability of the check, bat In those days the problem was a terrible stum bling block. Consequently, as pointed out by Lord Cairns In Smith and the Union bank, the crossing prior to statutory enactment amounted only to a caution or w arning to the paying banker to exercise speclsl care If he paid the check otherwise than to a banker, for they drew no distinction in the days prior to 1858 between a special and a general crossing. “T h a t was so even a fte r the first set In lfififi. A ll th a t the crossing, w hether special or general, amounted to was, as I say, to w arn the banker to be careful I f he paid the check direct to the bearer. I f be took no precautions be might be liable to his customer on the ground o f negligence If the pay ment w ere to a person w ith no title W an ted the Credit. Anything la regard to Ethan Allen, the hero e f Ticonderoga, la lntoreetlng, h ut some of the anecdotes told o f him make plain the fact that be was not wholly free from human weaknesses. One story, whether true or not. Is often told of Allen and Is recorded In M r. M o rrill’s “Self Coueckmenees of Noted Persons.” Ethan Allen wae not wont to bridle hie tongas, especially when flushed w ith success. H is bravery was not to be disputed, but sometimes his words were even bigger then his deeds. “H ad I but orders I could go to Albany and be monarch In three weeks, and I ’ve h alf a m ind to do It," he once boasted. On the Sunday a fte r the capture o f T i conderoga Parson Dewey thanked God In hie long prayer for the great deliv erance. The hero of the occasion was one of ths congregation. “ Parson Dewey! Person D e w e y T was heard In a whisper by those sitting near Ethan Allen. The clergyman was sbeerbed la his own thoughts and continued to thank the Lord. "Parson Dew ey!" , This tim e tbs exclamation was heard an over the church by every one hut the preacher. Allen could stand It no longer and shouted In a stentorian voles, "Parson Dewey,' thank ths Lord, but Just mention that I was there!" The Bedouin’s house Is round and ourrounded by a round w all In which the flocks are penned at night. I t la flat roofed and covered w ith soil, end Inside It Is as destitute of Interest aa It to possible to conceive—a few mats bn which the fam ily sleep, a few Jara In which they store their batter and a akin chum In which they m ake the same. In one house Into which I pene trated a bundle waa hanging from the celling, which I found to be a baby by the exposure of one of Its little feet. Everything to poor and pastoral. H e hardly has any clothes to cover him self w ith , nothing to keep him warm when the weather Is damp save his homespun sheet, and he has not a soul above his flocks. The closest Intimacy exists between the Bedouin and his goats and hla cows. Tbs animals un derstand and obey certain calls w ith Sbeohite accuracy, and you generally aee a Rocotran shepherdess w alking be fore her flock and not after It, and they stroke and caress their little cow* nutll they are as tame as dog*. Gwepeau P/ffff. Notary Public. Perógffffd, Ore. Attom gy for thg Stato School Fna4 R e g u la to r L in e Mx-eteey im p r o o f building h . i m ti w . ad up. Steamers leave Portland and T h e Dalles d a lly exoept Huuday at 7 a. m . arrivin g a t about 6 p. m ., connecting at L y le w ith the knllrvlr r n o r iU t - Cnaunlly i<»-* I Columbia River & Northern RyCo ‘ I . F o r Ooldeudale and K lic k ita t valley pointe. T rain leaves Goldendale nt 5U10 a. m. dally except Bunday, a rr iv ing a t L y le a t 7 JO a. m ., oooueptlng w lU i down river beat for Portland and Interm ediate points. - Leaves L y le for Ooldeudale oo the arrival o f the up riv e r at earner. I 1 < ii WT j f ' ?,V; ice T n« S ch ool that P laccj in a g o o d PogmoM, tov ND, O R E G C r i W rite d ir e c t P rin c ip a l. to Room US. J WOMENS R o b e rtla a gives w h a t eve ry woman moat desire»—a perfect com plexion Jt brin gs th a t soft, smooth, fresh, clear tin t to the cheek th a t denotes youthfulness. I t w ill b rin e beauty to those who lack It ; It w ill retain It fo r those who a lread y possess It; tt w ill enable you to successfully com bat ths rsvaxea o f w e a th e r and tim e. D o n 't doubt—d o n 't avgas. Just t r y R obertlne Y o u r druggist w ill g ive you a free sample. A ll drug- Uu they *17 I f tn a y 'ie n.*t A C T L Y rig h t, let us » .s k a tï.eiu >■>. W hen w« flt you. we lit you AC- CURATKbY. Long «x IMrttwM-e, every neroesary s ile n tifle apparsili« and the required knowledge an. abllng ua (o o rre e tly use the asm« our own complete workshop, with every fo."li:t> -e v e n to the g rli..lfn , o f a ped.il Icitsve—are nil at »•■>ur d U t i r i here, aesurlng a s e n - < e not nomlhle Vl:h other« 1er« tort'. O verland Express treloa for Halecu, Roeelxrg, Ashland, tiacraroento, Og den, Han Francisco, Stockton Los Angeles, K l Paso, N e w Orleans and tba F o r any further Inform ation w rite or East. Leaves Portland U nion Depot, call on the nearest A gent, or the General 8 45 p. m . A rrives 7 26 a.nv, dally. Office at Portland. M ornin g tra in ooonaetsat Woodburn d ally except (Sunday w ith trains for M t- A ngel, S ilv e rto n ' B row nsville, Springfield, W e n d lin g aud N atro n. Leave« Portland U nion Depot 8.80 a.m. arrives 6.66 p. u i. Eugene paaaeuger connects a t W ood burn w ith M t. Angel and Silverton looal. Leaves Portland U nion Depot 4.16 p. ni., returns 10.86 a .m ., d aily. Corvallis passenger leaves Portland U nion Depot 7.80a m ., arrives6.60 pun. D a lly . Sheridan peeeenger leaves Portland U nion Depot 4 60 p.m ., arrives8.26 a.m . Dally. Forrot G rove passenger leaves Port- laud Union Depot 10.46 p .m ., arrives 1.60 p.m . D a lly exoept Sunday. PORTLAND OSWEGO SUBURBAN SERVICE AND YAMHILL DIVISION. Depot, Foot of Jefferson Street. Leaves from Jefferson street depot for Dallas sod Interm ediate points dally. 4.16 p.iu. A rriv e P o rtland. 10.16 A m . T he Independence M onm outh Motor L in e operates d a lly to M onm ooth and A irile , connecting w ith H. P. Co’s trains st Dalle« and Independence. Flrst-clase fore from Portland to Sacraniento end Hen Francisco, |20 b ertb .ld . H»*oood-class folr, 815;second clew berth, $2.60 Tickets to -Eastern points and Europe, also J n pan J C h ina, H onolulu and Australia. C IT Y T IC K E T O F F IC E , Corner T h ird and W ashin gton . Phone Alain 741. Po rtland , Or. C. W. STINGER, Wm. /TcMURRAY City Ticket Agent. Gea-Paas. Agt H I ^OREGON S hort L ine W I E SAM «s» U nion P acific W i f e - ff a tu » v L f i l i l í ö c r v i v c A* Vt¡< lr errs tfcr t'N IO * (JAM E N G lF k f.r b - Urli o tlB U Ir ih- trtiP iiy red wreUsa tel.-trcph a r»t«- This r.nxh treat meat is e te e pr-otuel tart of « ll -macy at.» u a n - The UNION CAS b NG'.NX is em a titi Vd ta auch a suretior manner aad of vurh ft nr material tb a tit était* easy, w irk* eary nrd rúan c»ay u.tdtr nri.liUT. »vtry- <tay, rotiti! farm uaage. Helare you invest a t rat in a MS < osine write for oer .'res ostalog Ctoa»4 ™ Unico G ag Engine Co. «?-«« First St., PortlaaJ, Orejeo y. P. K»ed*n, «rbsArrnt . B ad Sym ptom s. For full Information call on or address W m . mcmurray G en’l Passenger Agent, Portland, Oregon jyuiûftJ On Matters That Interest You Your local paper to a neo«uity to you, flu an d a lly aad sodally. But a NEW SPAPER OF GEN 3 T r a in s to T h e E a st D aily ERAL CIRCULATION, oontetn- faif the latest new i of the world, Through Pullm an standard« and to equally neoeeeary to yon. The tourist sleeping-cars d sily to Omaha, Chicago, Hpokane; tourist sl«*cplng-cer "up to date man " wfll provide dally to Kanm s C ity. Reclining chulr- him self with these two essential oars (seats free) to the East dally. features of proyree*. In THS TWICE - A - WEEK PORTLAND DKPOT. SPOKESMAN ■ REVIEW, Spo C H IC AGO- P O R T LA N D kane, Wash., w ill bo found the H P K C IA I. for the Kast via Huntington. I).SO a.m. vary laUat newi of the world, its Paanea Hlgga, (atopa) l . U p.m . matter inoloding Information on 8POKANK PLYK R . 6 1 S p .a . 1 0 0 > m . polltiog, oommeroe, *<ricultnre, „ . flee n o »top. Pasace B . « . U l îp m »67 a ia mining, literatnre, as well as the Per K a ttrrn W aahinaten, W alla W alla, Lcwia- local happening in the states of ton, Cr«ur «I’Alenc and Great Northern pointe. Montana, Oregon, Idaho, Waah- A T L A N T IC KXPREM H for (h * Run v |j Hu nt- btfton and the provlnoe of Brittoh ington. Columbia. In addition, its 00L Parara Big,-« mans for women, its pop«?» PORTLA ND-BÍGGH flcienoe artioles, tta abort and con L O C A L , for all local point* between Bigg* tinued itories, its “ Anawwi to and Portland. Arrives at Bigg* Oorriffpondents” and *‘Piuale Problems’* combine to form a home newipaper that at $1.00 par For Astoria and way points, con year oan nowhere be exoeUed. necting w ith ateatuer for Ilw aco and N o rth Bench. Wteatner Haaaalo, Ash street dock. Leaves 8.00 p. m. dally, The woman who has periodical head» exoept Hnnday, Saturday 10 00 p. m. aches, backache, see» Imaginary dark Arrives 5 00 p. m. dally except Sunday, T h a t the average schoolboy to u t o eeetsclous humorist of the highest order »pots or suede« floating or dancing before her eyes, asygnawleg dlatreea or heavy F or Dayton, Oregon City and Y am to amply proved by the examples fall feeling WS Atomach, faint spell», drag- which, supplied by school masters, ap gtag dow r^tolieg la lower abdomlaal or h ill R iver points. Aah street dock, leaves 7.00 a. m . d aily exoept Sunday. pear from tim e to time In prlnL say* pelvic regfon, easily etartied or excited, Arrives 6.80 p.m. d ally exoept Sunday. Chums. “Rivera lo w because no one Irreg u M fo r painful periods, w ith or wlth- F o r Lew iston, Idaho, and w ay palate cun etop them," declared one youthful oat ririvic catarrh. |* suffering from weaknrnar« andjlcr*ngem enU that »houl<i essayist recently, while another, when have eJWy aw n tio n . Not ail of above from Riparia, Wash. Leave R iparia ey ropto4e anf likely to he present In say 6.40 a. m ., or upon arriv al train No. 4, d ally exoept Saturday. A rrive Riparia 4 p. to. d ally exoept Friday. navies." In describing the difference between a physician and a surgeon yet another budding w rite r declared: "A phyetdan 1* a man who deals w ith medicines. H e goes out to aee people. A surgeon to a man who mlxee medL ctnee In the eurgery fo r the phyetdan Keep Posted ♦ m A D V B B T U IM O V A U G L Vwkeee ye« kava ® t« n " r v ; r s r i i ; S L c ri xsSS I f yee wtek to re B s rs s k .'s ^ ii D AILY er BUMBA T” sssAaiis^siti^sr 18 Words ■ ä 24 Words W . R. C R O C A N , A G E N T , Moro, Oregon A »d T h»« H e « • » . "D M any man ever tell yon." asked M r. Heepeck a* be edged toward the door, “that you were the sweetest and most beautiful woman In the world?" “No," replied hto w ife. "Gael Men are honeeter than I thought they were."—Chicago Record Herald douth- bound paeengr d ally i STATIONS North bod paamngar dally the whole female «yeto® and especially the pelvic organa When them ate de ...„ B lg g a ........ ranged In function or affected by disease, ...G ib e o n « .... the «tomach and other organa of digestion ........Hlnka........ become sympathetically deranged, the . . . . Waaeo . . . nerves are weakened, and a long list of bad anploaaam symptoms follow. Too K lo nd yke . . much must not be expected of thia • Fa . . . H u m m lt.. vorite Prc-u-ription.’ I t will not perform H a v Canon Jot miracles: will not eure tumor« no med- ..M c D o n a ld « .. mine W ill I t w ill often prenant th « m jf . . . D e M o m ... In time, and thug the operating ........ Moro . . . . table and the surgeon’s knife may be .. R re k ln v lllr . avoided. Women suffering from disease« of long .G ram Valley. ■Unding, are tavTtod to consult Doctor . . . Bourbon. , . •toree by letter, free. All correspondence . . . ‘..K e n t . . . . I » I m M as strictly prívete and sacredly . . . W lloox . . . confidential Address Dr. &. Y, Ptore¿ Buffalo. N. Y . . . . H h a n lk o ... Dr. neroe’s Medical Adviser(1000pages) to sent free on receipt of »1 one-cent For rates and Information apply to ’ ’XNT« Bff. O x *v > m « a n , A * « n t n t frra. <nd«te or«ney tar saeutfispateras. n u taken through Munn Í w x reeah T •te ««(te*. wit hoot nbanr«, ta tira mc UU Sdentine BmtricaiL