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About Eagle Valley news. (Richland, Or.) 191?-1919 | View Entire Issue (Aug. 13, 1914)
POULTRY - and Dairy Produce of all kind vrntl. Write for our CASH OFFER Pcarson-PagcCo. "'ffi&J.0 SECOND-HAND MACHINERY I 'on b lit, told and rxclmnunli rntrlrif". boiler, sswmllls, te. Knl fr8tock l.lst ttiil Prices, 1 Hi: J, K, MAUT1N CO., K3 lit tit., Portland. Or. OPPORTUNITY IS HERE TO LEARN CHIROPRACTIC. Crnloi n Itx. TtiXc airnitllc CSi, 418 Cetsul4 toil, tubal, 0i, DAISY FLY KILLER tflMVft Kitru-nK), (onnnten. ir(., Lasts ftll t.s.en, Mutsol r.ll, iM or Up tJ f i Wt n.l llo In ui tnrthlnr. (,tlMH't fflniiT. tM t d.st.M, w Actl'irfi(rrMw tM lor ii. UMU) SOMEKA. JWKlt Ats., tmUfi, J. C TVPHMfl irnXsyra E SI ilUlU Pln hit dtmonituUd the slrnoit tnluailom tff. MCjr, tndhirmlf men, of Antityphoid VKCtnitlon, He vscelnsttJ NOW ty youi phyilclso, you and rout (sinlly, ( It more vlul Dun iiouia IniursBce. Aik torn pbyilcltn, dniitcltt. onrni tar llsvo youhsd TyphoUf" Milne of Typhoid Vstclne, inulu fiomius, sod dnier from Typhoid CsiiIcii. Tite cuma laboratory, nccntttv, cal .sucks cci(iii iiiumi uacii w, i. sor.ticisit Secrets of the Wardrobe, Whon Winston Churchill was run nln for tho governorship of Now Hampshire hlu opponents boenmo pub tlforoiiHly uctlvo, making speeches, writing letters Juki distributing cam pnlgn buttonn. Ono morning u friend Hunt this telegram to Churchill: "lluvo you no buttonn for your sup porters?" Tho cnndldnto was out of town and did not Kot tho telegram, but a pretty Klrl stenographer did. Slio sent this answering wire. 'No. Wo uo etifoty pins." "WlnBton Churchill." Popular Magazine. It ban boon estimated Hint during tho prosont yunr 1,248,000 factory hnndii in KukhIu have already partici pated In ntrlkoH, In addition to 21G.000 othorH who nro employed in establish moats not undor tho factory not. . An Anatomical Mistake. Juat boforo tho baseball ncar-on opened Joo Kneel, otio of tho young pltchorn for tho NutlonnlK lit tho American league, wrote to J. Ed Grll- io, tho sporting editor: "Dear Mr. Grlllo: I mn on my way to Hoa IJoiicnuttcr Hecsc, and I think when ho gets through with my arm I'll b n bettor pltchor than over." Grlllo replied: "Dear Joo: You're ninkliiK a mlHtnko In going to see noncHOtter Hccso about your arm. Get him to treat that hcnd."-PopuIur Mn,;nzlno. WOMAN WEAK AND NERVOUS Finds Health in Lydia E, Pinkham's Vegetable Compound Creaton, lows. "I sufFered with fe male troubles from tlio time I come into womanhood until I had taken Lydia E. Pinkham'fl Vogota blo Compound. I would liavo painn if I ovorworkod or llftod anything heavy, and I would bo so weak and ner vous and In so much misery that I would bo prostrated. A friend told mo what your incdlclno had dono for her and I triodit Itmado moDtrongand healthy and our homo ia now happy with a baby boy. I am very glnd that I took Lydia E. Pinkham'a Vojjotnblo Compound and do nil I can to recommend it'' Mrs. A. D. Boscamp, 501 13. Howard Streot, Creaton, Iowa. Tons of Knots and Herbs aro used annually in tho mnnufacturo of Lydia E. Pinkham'fl Vejjotablo Com pound, which ia known from ocean to ocean na tho standard remedy for femalo ilia. For forty years this famous root and herb modicino has been pro-emlnontly successful in controlling the diseasos of women. Morit ulono could have stood this test of timo. If you Iinvo tlio slightest doubt Hint Lydia 13. IMnkham's Vogota blo Compound willliolp you.wrU to LydlaI3.1MnkIiKm nretllclnoCo. (confldontlHl) Lyiin,IMuN8.,fora(l-. vlco. Your lottor will bo opened, read and Hiiswei(l by a woman, Mud bold lu Ntrlut ooiiiideiico. p. N. u, No, 33, 1014 VVHI'K wrltlnir lu adrsdlsers, tlM W mm. USA IliM iMr, Middle Course, Bonator Hoot wan dlncusning the Mexican nltuatlon, "Steer n mlddlo course," bo Bald to an oxlroinlnt. "Tliooo oxtrcmo Idean nro always wrong. "Thtifi at a tea ono young girl nuked another: '"And whoro nro you going UiIh mtmnior, dear?' " 'Krom tho way mother talkfl wa tho reply, 'you'd think wo woro golnf? to Nowport. From tho way father talicH you'd think wo were going to iilarvo. IJut I HtippoHo we'll Htoor a mlddlo coiinic, aa iiHiial, and put In n fortnight at a 12 Atlantic City board Ing houiio.'" Waithliujton Star. How He Knows. A traveling union ai;ent vlHltlng a largo factory mado a bet with the titiiuagor that ho would pick out all tho married mou among tho employes, Accordingly ho Htatiotied hluiHcIf at tho door an they came back from din ner and mentioned all those whom he believed to be married, and In almont every cao ho wah right, "How do you do 117" asked tho man ager In amazement. "Oh, it'H quite iilmple," nald tho traveler, "quite simple. Tho married men all wipo their feet on tho mat; tho single men don't," St. Loulti Post DlBpatch. Sunlight Intenoiflcd By Reflection from Ocenn Iteacli and Dwcrt Hand unrelieved by l'olljifjo. Vindii nm! Mineral Lfidtti. JVuoonotic. J)ut, all bring Kye Troubles in their wako Grann latctl IelliU, Itcd, ItcbliiK, Ilurninj;, Tired and Watery Even, Jmpnircd Virion and Kve l'ain. Itcllnlilo Itrlief in found in furiiio Kye Kcmedy, Mild and Ifnrmlcs. If you Wear GIamcr, Try Murine. Doemt't Srnnrt. Feels Fine. Acts Quickly. Is an Kve Tonic compounded by Oculists not a ' ' Patent Medicine" but uncd in succcuKful PliynicianK' Pntcllce for many years. Now dedicated to the Public and rold at 50o Per HollK Murine Kyo Sah'e in Afcptlo Tiibefi, 2Tks und f0c. BoM by l)rutil. For JJook, wrlto to Murine Kye Kenirdy Co., Clilcngo. March of Progress. "Groat tlmeu wo live In." "How now 7" "Heard a farmer today ' telling tho druggist his noil wnn Impoverished. And tho druRKlnt had somthlng good for It, by gum." Kansas City Journal. mWARO U fll'inOH - . out ut.tnlt. -Jt.IU, CoIoiaJu, Hj-lm4 primt Ould. rilhr. J-J. f(. Htlter. tri Ooli, Ukf i no or Cocvor, IL 'Illlaiinloi m 1 full j.rlrllrt fnt on !plltlm. Ounlrot n'jil t'mrlr wuikku llcile4. IUfrnjl (l.rl)ntKtUmJ lUnii An explosion In n Michigan mine killed all the ruts and tho miners re fused to return to work until n fresh supply wan obtained. Thoy aro re garded ns n noeoHslty in Uieso unties and aro known ns tlio miners menus They net an scavengers and give warn' Ing of Impending danger, thus saving miners' lives. "Tito city ban boon owing mo 50 cents for almost half n century," said M. II. Scott, as ho presented n yellow slip of paper, which wus a check for GO centii signed by II. Bartllng, mayor of Topckn, 40 years ago. It was cash ed by City Treasurer Albert Halo. Yon Can Get Allcn'r i,oot-Cae NttC. . Wrlto Allen R. Olmtli-d.Ij Hoy, N. Y.,forfc too namplo of Alien' root-Kiue. II curca wcutliiK, tiotuwolleii, HcliitiK feut. It uinkc now or tlht (iltocj eajy. A cortwin euro for rntim, InirrourlnK nalU aiiiI bunloiix. All drug it.titolllu 'J&c. Don't nccojit nny tubslltuu. A submarine cnblo will carry elec tric power from Sweden to Denmark. Tho electricity will bo generated by tho fall of tho Lngan river and the underwater cubla will carry tho power to tho Island of Zecland, whoro it will bo used In manufacturing. Dr. N'ncKcll, professor of incdlclno at Liego university, commonds tho practico of yawning. A good yawn, tho Belgian profussor asserts, Is ex cellent for tho lungs. WHAT TO DO fOR HOT WEATHER SKIN TROUBLES With hot weather comes tho worst skin suffering for souio folks. Eczema, hives, heat-rash, luscct-bltiis, poison oak or Ivy, sunburn, chafing, and a dozen other troubles mnko llfo unen durable; But YOU needn't worry. That soothing, antiseptic rcslnol oint ment stops itching und burning in stantly, nllays Inflammation, and Boon rostorcs tho skin to porfoct health, even lu sevore, stubborn cases, Doc tors hnro prescribed rcslnol ointment for 19 years. At all druggists. Adv, Only a Portion. "You womon ure too extravagant," ho Btormed. "Last year $000,000,000 was spent In this country for frills and furbolowB." "Wo)l, I didn't spend all of it," wna her defense. Kansas City Journal. YOUR OWN DkUOOIST WIl.t TKLL YOU Try Murine Kye llnmrily for Ht, WeuW, Wntery Kyn and Oritnuluira HyellUn; No Htuurtluir tul.lye Comfort. Write for Hook of tho Kye y uitl ITre. Murlna KyUiaely Co.,Ctiloufo. Firod with tho nmbltton of placing his ousel farthor north than over a palntor has dono boforo, Jacques Suz zanno, an artist and a huutsman, has left for the arotio rrglens. Suzzanno has a number of Eskimo dogs, one of whloh was presented .to him by Ad miral Peary. nefleent Nature, Horsomlnt euros hookworm mid horseiiiliit grown wild where hook worm flourishes. Can you bent (hut Hystom7--Houlh Horn! Nowh-TIiiiob, Putnam FikIqIohs Dyea do not ttain tho kutllo, JUST ASKED THE HOTEL Woman planning vioit wnoTrf THIRTY LBTTEH8. Proprietor Had to Tell Her All About Everything, Including Theaters In New York and Side Tripe. A hotel manager whona faco usually wears a genial smile, was looking downcast when bearded in his don tho othor day. On tho desk boforo him lay what wan evidently a bunch of corre spondence, says tho Now York Tlmo3. "Look at that!" ho exclaimed. "That pllo contulns 30 letters and replies. Would'you bellovo that all that corre spondence was necessary to rent a doubla room and bath at four dollars a day for ten days? If tho public only realized some of tho things a hotel man had to undergo In order to got pcoplo to his establishment and mnko them satisfied, it would sot him down as a martyr. "It waa away back In December that this woman, who Uvea In u town In tho middle West, mado up hor mind that sho and a woman friend of hors would pay their annual visit to New York the latter part of February. Tho first let ter I received mado inquiries as to rooms and prices. It also asked vari ous questions rogardlng seats at tho tbcators and various other matters. I mado a prompt reply. A few days lator carno a lottor which was a brief repeti tion of tho first. To that I replied promptly. "Two days later camo a third in quiry about charges for meals served In rooms. About January 1 a fourth lottor said tho writer would take five dollar quarters, and wanted to know about railroad fares and Umotablos. Also It contained full oiid explicit di rections as to scats for tho tbeators and their locations. Tho fifth lottor Kavo up tho short railroad trip out of Now York that hod been planned, but wanted a list of attractions In Now York. Tho sixth said tlio four-dollar room had been decided upon. Tho soventh wanted an estimate on what board In tho hotel might cost Tho eighth specified moro thoater seats that were desired. Tho ninth referred to tho samo. Tho tenth made changes In Beats already specified. Tho eloyenth did tho same. So did tho twelfth. So did tho thirteenth. Tho fourteenth warned mo that thoy wero coming, and mado still moro changes in tho theater program. Tho fifteenth was Just like tho fourteenth. Each of theso lottors I had to answer, and I hud to buy. exchango or return about forty thoater tickets, and pay postago on ever so many timetables and thoater lists. If you consider tlio amount of personal labor I put on tlio thing, I don't sco whoro I profited. But you can seo from this quantity of cor respondent that this Is a life of de tail. "About tho queerest request I have had In a long timo camo tho other day from a North Carolina lawyor. I did not know him, but he evidently Bpent moro money In Now York than ho had Intended. Ho sent mo a letter telling me that ho had lost a pawn ticket, and asked mo to find the Canal street pawnbroker that had executed a loan for him on a certain dato. Ho did not rcmombor his name, but tho ticket called for a diamond ring. Ho believed that tho pawnbroker's ' establishment was tho first one on Canal street If thero was moro than ono pawn shop on Canal street, ho Bald, ho was wlll- Ing to pay my man for his extra trou- bloi Strungo to say, wo did succoed! In locating tlio placo where the lawyer had hocked his ring" Nothing on Her. Miss do Voro My portrait twas painted by Sargent. Clarlbel Calcium Huh! I was fea-i turod throo years In tho moving pic tures. Puck. Elater Flre-Fly. Another remarkable Insect found In Mexico is tho Elater flro-fly, which tho! Indians uso an mlniaturo torches. Tho men fasten thorn to their ankles In' going through tho forest, and tho worn-' on wear thom In their hnlr undor a thin gauzo voll. Tiny littlo cages aro constructed In which throo or four aro kopt for lighting purposos. Tho In sects congrogato by tho thousands In many forest trooB and, ns If by pro-' concerted ngreomont, simultaneously' flash their lights, thou darken thom and flash them again. Stage Money. It has boon observod that stago monoy must sometimes flguro In tho! salarloB that stage performers rocolvo,, In a breach of promlso cuso, rocontly; tried at Now York, It wu shown that,' an actress who was understood to bo! recolvlng $1,000 a wook, was actually gutting (300, out of which ISO was do ducted for booking und press agent foes, HUM, nu tlio premi agent was glv! Ing her u salary of fl.ooo, shu could! hardly huvu hoiiruilgKil Him monoy hu WINCHESTER. where THE PROGRESSIVE BUSINESS COLLEGE PORTLAND, OREGON. There Is a completeness and finish about cur students' education that h bringing prmUe from many of the leading business men ot the Northwent The luprome test of a buirv!Jis college Is to satisfy the hard-headed men of the business world. Wo do. Write or literature which will truthfully tell you all you want to know. Wise Precaution. A tourist In Scotland came to a wide ferry. It was stormy, and the wind was constantly increasing. The Scotch ferryman agreed to take the tourist across, hut told him to wait until he had first taken a cow across. When ho had returned and started across with tho traveler the latter be came curious. "Will you tell me why you took the cow over and made me wait?" he asked. "Weel, now," explained the ferry man, "you see, tho coo wur valuable, and I feared th' wind wud Increase so th' boat might upset on th' second trip." Youth's Companion. The Oil King. We sat listening to the band on City Hall plaza. We turned to the man on our right and asked what the musi cians were playing. "Tho Oil King," quoth he, and we wondered whether John D. Rockefel ler was dead, for the music had all tho aplomb; and verve of a funeral j march. Just then we glanced over the -shoulder of the lady to the left and realized our error, for there we saw writ: "The Erl King." Which convinced us of the advisa bility of taking up a correspondence school course of English pronuncia tion. Philadelphia Ledger. Telltale Marks. A man who had been reading the details of a sensational criminal trial In his evening paper turned to his wife and Bald: "Do you tako any stock in this finger print theory?" "Well," sho replied, with a laugh. "I can generally always detect our Willie that way when -he has been stealing the Jam.' Judge. W. D. Plattenburg, recently elected president of a hunk in Canton, 111., began work thero 32 years ago as a janitor. Tho English city of Leeds will In stall automatic lighting devices on about 17 gas street lamps. OLMES BUSINESS COLLEGE The school that ccts you a irood position. Thousands of Graduates NOSE IDLE I FliEE information I OLDEST Washington udiothsu. J LIOnii ! FORTLAND. ore. ImODhRNj I18" I Easy to Misjudge Remedy Yon Need fsi Overcoming Blood Trouble Do Not Be Fooled By Mere Claims. Study he Game and You WW Understand Why Sstae Things Are Deceptive In t renting t tv blood disorder tho fundn. tocntnl fact mi bo observed that the uiuj and oiijrct of t..e medlcluo used Is to permit u bit, a homo run aud a sure, safe bit every time. Now tho propulsive effect of R. 8. B. Is to reculatu the blood formation, to OBstst In development of tissue aud to have a decided bearlne upon the Irmplislle Influence, all of which Is In tho promotion of blood health. And this propulsive effect will be similar to tho slrolKht ball pitched to lnsur a tito hit ntul not tlio deceptive gyrations fles hriietl Ii fool he batter. B. K. 8. It a .TiRiii. BiraiKiii moon ptiriner. it is not a unelflll milium In mnvn tlia Imwnta nn,l thus falsely rUV urnm auarvnlllilu inln.U It Is not a nerrp esrltant to exhilarate for i no luuuieui uiiii iinii mn away, u con. kills IlllUa llf those mineral ifruis wlili'li dry up Hid IUsiips. In oilier won!, It does not piny in i iiw iiii'sruyrs nur iii. 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