Eagle Valley news. (Richland, Or.) 191?-1919, August 13, 1914, Image 3

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    POULTRY -
and Dairy Produce
of all kind vrntl. Write for our
CASH OFFER
Pcarson-PagcCo. "'ffi&J.0
SECOND-HAND MACHINERY
I 'on b lit, told and rxclmnunli rntrlrif". boiler,
sswmllls, te. Knl fr8tock l.lst ttiil Prices,
1 Hi: J, K, MAUT1N CO., K3 lit tit., Portland. Or.
OPPORTUNITY IS HERE
TO LEARN CHIROPRACTIC. Crnloi n Itx.
TtiXc airnitllc CSi, 418 Cetsul4 toil, tubal, 0i,
DAISY FLY KILLER tflMVft
Kitru-nK), (onnnten.
ir(., Lasts ftll
t.s.en, Mutsol
r.ll, iM or Up
tJ f i Wt n.l llo
In ui tnrthlnr.
(,tlMH't fflniiT.
tM t d.st.M, w
Actl'irfi(rrMw
tM lor ii.
UMU) SOMEKA. JWKlt Ats., tmUfi, J. C
TVPHMfl irnXsyra
E SI ilUlU Pln hit dtmonituUd
the slrnoit tnluailom tff.
MCjr, tndhirmlf men, of Antityphoid VKCtnitlon,
He vscelnsttJ NOW ty youi phyilclso, you and
rout (sinlly, ( It more vlul Dun iiouia IniursBce.
Aik torn pbyilcltn, dniitcltt. onrni tar llsvo
youhsd TyphoUf" Milne of Typhoid Vstclne,
inulu fiomius, sod dnier from Typhoid CsiiIcii.
Tite cuma laboratory, nccntttv, cal
.sucks cci(iii iiiumi uacii w, i. sor.ticisit
Secrets of the Wardrobe,
Whon Winston Churchill was run
nln for tho governorship of Now
Hampshire hlu opponents boenmo pub
tlforoiiHly uctlvo, making speeches,
writing letters Juki distributing cam
pnlgn buttonn. Ono morning u friend
Hunt this telegram to Churchill:
"lluvo you no buttonn for your sup
porters?" Tho cnndldnto was out of town and
did not Kot tho telegram, but a pretty
Klrl stenographer did.
Slio sent this answering wire.
'No. Wo uo etifoty pins."
"WlnBton Churchill."
Popular Magazine.
It ban boon estimated Hint during
tho prosont yunr 1,248,000 factory
hnndii in KukhIu have already partici
pated In ntrlkoH, In addition to 21G.000
othorH who nro employed in establish
moats not undor tho factory not.
. An Anatomical Mistake.
Juat boforo tho baseball ncar-on
opened Joo Kneel, otio of tho young
pltchorn for tho NutlonnlK lit tho
American league, wrote to J. Ed Grll-
io, tho sporting editor:
"Dear Mr. Grlllo: I mn on my way
to Hoa IJoiicnuttcr Hecsc, and I think
when ho gets through with my arm
I'll b n bettor pltchor than over."
Grlllo replied:
"Dear Joo: You're ninkliiK a mlHtnko
In going to see noncHOtter Hccso about
your arm. Get him to treat that
hcnd."-PopuIur Mn,;nzlno.
WOMAN WEAK
AND NERVOUS
Finds Health in Lydia E,
Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound
Creaton, lows. "I sufFered with fe
male troubles from tlio time I come into
womanhood until I
had taken Lydia E.
Pinkham'fl Vogota
blo Compound. I
would liavo painn if
I ovorworkod or
llftod anything
heavy, and I would
bo so weak and ner
vous and In so much
misery that I would
bo prostrated. A
friend told mo what
your incdlclno had dono for her and I
triodit Itmado moDtrongand healthy
and our homo ia now happy with a baby
boy. I am very glnd that I took Lydia
E. Pinkham'a Vojjotnblo Compound and
do nil I can to recommend it'' Mrs. A.
D. Boscamp, 501 13. Howard Streot,
Creaton, Iowa.
Tons of Knots and Herbs
aro used annually in tho mnnufacturo
of Lydia E. Pinkham'fl Vejjotablo Com
pound, which ia known from ocean to
ocean na tho standard remedy for
femalo ilia.
For forty years this famous root and
herb modicino has been pro-emlnontly
successful in controlling the diseasos of
women. Morit ulono could have stood
this test of timo.
If you Iinvo tlio slightest doubt
Hint Lydia 13. IMnkham's Vogota
blo Compound willliolp you.wrU
to LydlaI3.1MnkIiKm nretllclnoCo.
(confldontlHl) Lyiin,IMuN8.,fora(l-.
vlco. Your lottor will bo opened,
read and Hiiswei(l by a woman,
Mud bold lu Ntrlut ooiiiideiico.
p. N. u,
No, 33, 1014
VVHI'K wrltlnir lu adrsdlsers, tlM W
mm.
USA IliM iMr,
Middle Course,
Bonator Hoot wan dlncusning the
Mexican nltuatlon,
"Steer n mlddlo course," bo Bald to
an oxlroinlnt. "Tliooo oxtrcmo Idean
nro always wrong.
"Thtifi at a tea ono young girl nuked
another:
'"And whoro nro you going UiIh
mtmnior, dear?'
" 'Krom tho way mother talkfl wa
tho reply, 'you'd think wo woro golnf?
to Nowport. From tho way father
talicH you'd think wo were going to
iilarvo. IJut I HtippoHo we'll Htoor a
mlddlo coiinic, aa iiHiial, and put In n
fortnight at a 12 Atlantic City board
Ing houiio.'" Waithliujton Star.
How He Knows.
A traveling union ai;ent vlHltlng a
largo factory mado a bet with the
titiiuagor that ho would pick out all
tho married mou among tho employes,
Accordingly ho Htatiotied hluiHcIf at
tho door an they came back from din
ner and mentioned all those whom he
believed to be married, and In almont
every cao ho wah right,
"How do you do 117" asked tho man
ager In amazement.
"Oh, it'H quite iilmple," nald tho
traveler, "quite simple. Tho married
men all wipo their feet on tho mat;
tho single men don't," St. Loulti Post
DlBpatch. Sunlight Intenoiflcd
By Reflection from Ocenn Iteacli and
Dwcrt Hand unrelieved by l'olljifjo. Vindii
nm! Mineral Lfidtti. JVuoonotic. J)ut, all
bring Kye Troubles in their wako Grann
latctl IelliU, Itcd, ItcbliiK, Ilurninj;, Tired
and Watery Even, Jmpnircd Virion and
Kve l'ain. Itcllnlilo Itrlief in found in
furiiio Kye Kcmedy, Mild and Ifnrmlcs.
If you Wear GIamcr, Try Murine. Doemt't
Srnnrt. Feels Fine. Acts Quickly. Is an
Kve Tonic compounded by Oculists not a
' ' Patent Medicine" but uncd in succcuKful
PliynicianK' Pntcllce for many years. Now
dedicated to the Public and rold at
50o Per HollK Murine Kyo Sah'e in
Afcptlo Tiibefi, 2Tks und f0c. BoM by
l)rutil. For JJook, wrlto to Murine
Kye Kenirdy Co., Clilcngo.
March of Progress.
"Groat tlmeu wo live In."
"How now 7"
"Heard a farmer today ' telling tho
druggist his noil wnn Impoverished.
And tho druRKlnt had somthlng good
for It, by gum." Kansas City Journal.
mWARO U fll'inOH - . out ut.tnlt.
-Jt.IU, CoIoiaJu, Hj-lm4 primt Ould.
rilhr. J-J. f(. Htlter. tri Ooli, Ukf i no
or Cocvor, IL 'Illlaiinloi m 1 full j.rlrllrt
fnt on !plltlm. Ounlrot n'jil t'mrlr wuikku
llcile4. IUfrnjl (l.rl)ntKtUmJ lUnii
An explosion In n Michigan mine
killed all the ruts and tho miners re
fused to return to work until n fresh
supply wan obtained. Thoy aro re
garded ns n noeoHslty in Uieso unties
and aro known ns tlio miners menus
They net an scavengers and give warn'
Ing of Impending danger, thus saving
miners' lives.
"Tito city ban boon owing mo 50
cents for almost half n century," said
M. II. Scott, as ho presented n yellow
slip of paper, which wus a check for
GO centii signed by II. Bartllng, mayor
of Topckn, 40 years ago. It was cash
ed by City Treasurer Albert Halo.
Yon Can Get Allcn'r i,oot-Cae NttC.
. Wrlto Allen R. Olmtli-d.Ij Hoy, N. Y.,forfc
too namplo of Alien' root-Kiue. II curca
wcutliiK, tiotuwolleii, HcliitiK feut. It uinkc
now or tlht (iltocj eajy. A cortwin euro for
rntim, InirrourlnK nalU aiiiI bunloiix. All drug
it.titolllu 'J&c. Don't nccojit nny tubslltuu.
A submarine cnblo will carry elec
tric power from Sweden to Denmark.
Tho electricity will bo generated by
tho fall of tho Lngan river and the
underwater cubla will carry tho power
to tho Island of Zecland, whoro it will
bo used In manufacturing.
Dr. N'ncKcll, professor of incdlclno
at Liego university, commonds tho
practico of yawning. A good yawn,
tho Belgian profussor asserts, Is ex
cellent for tho lungs.
WHAT TO DO fOR HOT
WEATHER SKIN TROUBLES
With hot weather comes tho worst
skin suffering for souio folks. Eczema,
hives, heat-rash, luscct-bltiis, poison
oak or Ivy, sunburn, chafing, and a
dozen other troubles mnko llfo unen
durable; But YOU needn't worry.
That soothing, antiseptic rcslnol oint
ment stops itching und burning in
stantly, nllays Inflammation, and Boon
rostorcs tho skin to porfoct health,
even lu sevore, stubborn cases, Doc
tors hnro prescribed rcslnol ointment
for 19 years. At all druggists. Adv,
Only a Portion.
"You womon ure too extravagant,"
ho Btormed. "Last year $000,000,000
was spent In this country for frills and
furbolowB."
"Wo)l, I didn't spend all of it," wna
her defense. Kansas City Journal.
YOUR OWN DkUOOIST WIl.t TKLL YOU
Try Murine Kye llnmrily for Ht, WeuW, Wntery
Kyn and Oritnuluira HyellUn; No Htuurtluir
tul.lye Comfort. Write for Hook of tho Kye
y uitl ITre. Murlna KyUiaely Co.,Ctiloufo.
Firod with tho nmbltton of placing
his ousel farthor north than over a
palntor has dono boforo, Jacques Suz
zanno, an artist and a huutsman, has
left for the arotio rrglens. Suzzanno
has a number of Eskimo dogs, one of
whloh was presented .to him by Ad
miral Peary.
nefleent Nature,
Horsomlnt euros hookworm mid
horseiiiliit grown wild where hook
worm flourishes. Can you bent (hut
Hystom7--Houlh Horn! Nowh-TIiiiob,
Putnam FikIqIohs Dyea do not
ttain tho kutllo,
JUST ASKED THE HOTEL
Woman planning vioit wnoTrf
THIRTY LBTTEH8.
Proprietor Had to Tell Her All About
Everything, Including Theaters
In New York and Side
Tripe.
A hotel manager whona faco usually
wears a genial smile, was looking
downcast when bearded in his don tho
othor day. On tho desk boforo him lay
what wan evidently a bunch of corre
spondence, says tho Now York Tlmo3.
"Look at that!" ho exclaimed. "That
pllo contulns 30 letters and replies.
Would'you bellovo that all that corre
spondence was necessary to rent a
doubla room and bath at four dollars
a day for ten days? If tho public only
realized some of tho things a hotel
man had to undergo In order to got
pcoplo to his establishment and mnko
them satisfied, it would sot him down
as a martyr.
"It waa away back In December that
this woman, who Uvea In u town In tho
middle West, mado up hor mind that
sho and a woman friend of hors would
pay their annual visit to New York the
latter part of February. Tho first let
ter I received mado inquiries as to
rooms and prices. It also asked vari
ous questions rogardlng seats at tho
tbcators and various other matters. I
mado a prompt reply. A few days lator
carno a lottor which was a brief repeti
tion of tho first. To that I replied
promptly.
"Two days later camo a third in
quiry about charges for meals served
In rooms. About January 1 a fourth
lottor said tho writer would take five
dollar quarters, and wanted to know
about railroad fares and Umotablos.
Also It contained full oiid explicit di
rections as to scats for tho tbeators
and their locations. Tho fifth lottor
Kavo up tho short railroad trip out of
Now York that hod been planned, but
wanted a list of attractions In Now
York. Tho sixth said tlio four-dollar
room had been decided upon. Tho
soventh wanted an estimate on what
board In tho hotel might cost Tho
eighth specified moro thoater seats
that were desired. Tho ninth referred
to tho samo. Tho tenth made changes
In Beats already specified. Tho
eloyenth did tho same. So did tho
twelfth. So did tho thirteenth. Tho
fourteenth warned mo that thoy wero
coming, and mado still moro changes
in tho theater program. Tho fifteenth
was Just like tho fourteenth. Each of
theso lottors I had to answer, and I
hud to buy. exchango or return about
forty thoater tickets, and pay postago
on ever so many timetables and
thoater lists. If you consider tlio
amount of personal labor I put on tlio
thing, I don't sco whoro I profited. But
you can seo from this quantity of cor
respondent that this Is a life of de
tail. "About tho queerest request I have
had In a long timo camo tho other day
from a North Carolina lawyor. I did
not know him, but he evidently Bpent
moro money In Now York than ho had
Intended. Ho sent mo a letter telling
me that ho had lost a pawn ticket, and
asked mo to find the Canal street
pawnbroker that had executed a loan
for him on a certain dato. Ho did not
rcmombor his name, but tho ticket
called for a diamond ring. Ho believed
that tho pawnbroker's ' establishment
was tho first one on Canal street If
thero was moro than ono pawn shop
on Canal street, ho Bald, ho was wlll-
Ing to pay my man for his extra trou-
bloi Strungo to say, wo did succoed!
In locating tlio placo where the lawyer
had hocked his ring"
Nothing on Her.
Miss do Voro My portrait twas
painted by Sargent.
Clarlbel Calcium Huh! I was fea-i
turod throo years In tho moving pic
tures. Puck.
Elater Flre-Fly.
Another remarkable Insect found In
Mexico is tho Elater flro-fly, which tho!
Indians uso an mlniaturo torches. Tho
men fasten thorn to their ankles In'
going through tho forest, and tho worn-'
on wear thom In their hnlr undor a
thin gauzo voll. Tiny littlo cages aro
constructed In which throo or four aro
kopt for lighting purposos. Tho In
sects congrogato by tho thousands In
many forest trooB and, ns If by pro-'
concerted ngreomont, simultaneously'
flash their lights, thou darken thom
and flash them again.
Stage Money.
It has boon observod that stago
monoy must sometimes flguro In tho!
salarloB that stage performers rocolvo,,
In a breach of promlso cuso, rocontly;
tried at Now York, It wu shown that,'
an actress who was understood to bo!
recolvlng $1,000 a wook, was actually
gutting (300, out of which ISO was do
ducted for booking und press agent
foes, HUM, nu tlio premi agent was glv!
Ing her u salary of fl.ooo, shu could!
hardly huvu hoiiruilgKil Him monoy hu
WINCHESTER.
where
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PORTLAND, OREGON.
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Wo do. Write or literature which will truthfully tell you all you want to know.
Wise Precaution.
A tourist In Scotland came to a
wide ferry. It was stormy, and the
wind was constantly increasing. The
Scotch ferryman agreed to take the
tourist across, hut told him to wait
until he had first taken a cow across.
When ho had returned and started
across with tho traveler the latter be
came curious.
"Will you tell me why you took the
cow over and made me wait?" he
asked.
"Weel, now," explained the ferry
man, "you see, tho coo wur valuable,
and I feared th' wind wud Increase so
th' boat might upset on th' second
trip." Youth's Companion.
The Oil King.
We sat listening to the band on City
Hall plaza. We turned to the man on
our right and asked what the musi
cians were playing.
"Tho Oil King," quoth he, and we
wondered whether John D. Rockefel
ler was dead, for the music had all
tho aplomb; and verve of a funeral j
march. Just then we glanced over
the -shoulder of the lady to the left
and realized our error, for there we
saw writ: "The Erl King."
Which convinced us of the advisa
bility of taking up a correspondence
school course of English pronuncia
tion. Philadelphia Ledger.
Telltale Marks.
A man who had been reading the
details of a sensational criminal trial
In his evening paper turned to his wife
and Bald: "Do you tako any stock in
this finger print theory?"
"Well," sho replied, with a laugh.
"I can generally always detect our
Willie that way when -he has been
stealing the Jam.' Judge.
W. D. Plattenburg, recently elected
president of a hunk in Canton, 111.,
began work thero 32 years ago as a
janitor.
Tho English city of Leeds will In
stall automatic lighting devices on
about 17 gas street lamps.
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The school that ccts you a
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FORTLAND. ore. ImODhRNj
I18" I
Easy to Misjudge
Remedy Yon Need
fsi Overcoming Blood Trouble Do Not Be Fooled
By Mere Claims.
Study he Game and You WW Understand Why Sstae Things Are Deceptive
In t renting t tv blood disorder tho fundn.
tocntnl fact mi bo observed that the uiuj
and oiijrct of t..e medlcluo used Is to permit
u bit, a homo run aud a sure, safe bit
every time.
Now tho propulsive effect of R. 8. B. Is to
reculatu the blood formation, to OBstst In
development of tissue aud to have a decided
bearlne upon the Irmplislle Influence, all of
which Is In tho promotion of blood health.
And this propulsive effect will be similar
to tho slrolKht ball pitched to lnsur a
tito hit ntul not tlio deceptive gyrations
fles hriietl Ii fool he batter. B. K. 8. It a
.TiRiii. BiraiKiii moon ptiriner. it is not a
unelflll milium In mnvn tlia Imwnta nn,l
thus falsely rUV urnm auarvnlllilu inln.U
It Is not a nerrp esrltant to exhilarate for
i no luuuieui uiiii iinii mn away, u con.
kills IlllUa llf those mineral ifruis wlili'li
dry up Hid IUsiips. In oilier won!, It does
not piny in i iiw iiii'sruyrs nur iii. I lie "ran."
ii is just u wiiuiphi'iiih, puHcriui, si'amiiii
iiiovu iiwuv, tun juurvuikui ot w
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Deep Doings.
"What's ailing Mr. Trout"
"He suffers from sunstroke,"
"Go on! Whoever heard of a fish
with a sunstroke?"
"Well, you see, a sunfish humped
into him."
FROM -FARM -TO -OFFICE i
at a good salary is the change that has
come to many young men from th
farming districts, who have completed
our Commercial Course.
Be a farm hand all your life if yoa
wish to if not, enter the Commercial
field with our aid you can succeed.
Write for catalog today. A position
guaranteed.
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Tacoma, Washington.
Trouble Either Way.
"Who aro those two weary-loklng
men who both admit they are afraid
to ro home?"
"One," replied Miss Cayenne, "13 the
husband of a suffragist and the other
is tho busband of an anti-suffragist."
Washington Star. ,
serves tho active purposo of arousing nc!f
cellular part of tho tissues to select from
the blood tho nutriment or materials re
quired for renewal ot health.
H. 8. 8. Is prepared from nature's own.
materials, not an ouace oi uruss twin itwm.
Aud yet It Is more potest, wore powerful
mora aearcnins:
firoductlvu of
HI.
restorative results
active ot all tho
than from the saoat
minerals lojtfcl bt
medicine.
Its action by elimination of (be irritating
poisons that Infect the blood, m out of tkw
very luiportsut tuln- to know,
Vou can net 8. 8, 8, at any drug store,
but take no other so-called blood purlscs
falsely claimed "Just ss pood,"
8. 8. 8. Is prepared by The Nwlft gpecM
Co., 000 Hwlh fllrtjf.. Atlsnts, Os smt If
vou have any deep itd or obitlimU bloof
trouble, write lo Ihelr Medical JWpl. fur
free udvkc. J( will M WftU four wklt
U do .9,
paid him HprliiKilold llopubllcuti,