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I ; A I Con Ice wu over from Fos sil the fore part of the week on business, J. C Sharp of Mayville waa in this city the fore part of the week attending to buiiinfM. . II. J. Hartley of Hood Hivcr was in thin city the for part of the week and waa registered at the Oregon. j Fine line of Confectionery and alt kinds of fruit in acaaon at the White Corner. Vernon Kennedy returned on Wednesday evening from an ex tended trip to Portland where he has been visiting with relatives. Wanted. Young man and mother want position in harvest as cook and rouHlulwut. Add reus Mrs. M. E. Attman, Star Boarding House, Condon, Oreiton. I f Eat your Sunday dinner at the Hotel Oregon. LEST YOU FORGET 1 vl,t ftnuiAM anI atnua mfltta A f look like new at Miss Pittman's Millinery Parlors. WANTED Oisarable tenant for the Firat floor of the I. 0. 0. K Building. Sealed bids will be received NOW. Address Wayne Grider, Condon, Oregon. FOR SALE Six room cottage owned and ; occupied at present by J. E. Hllunt. Price reasonable. For terms and information apply to , owner. To Woolahlppors The Thames & Mersey Marine Insurance Co. are prepared to Issue through polit ics for Marine Insurance from Portland to At lantic ports, or any other ports, by steamers via Sau Francisco and the Tehuantetee rout . 'Thames and Mersey Marine In surance Co. and Tayler Young &. Co. Agents. Advertlasd Letters For the week ending July 1, letters as addressed below re main uncalled for at the Condon j ost-office: 1. Miller, Miss Rose 2. Somerville, Mr. Edward 3. Thompson, Mr. Morse These letters will ,be sent to the doad letter office July 16, 1910, if not delivered before. In calling for the above, please say ''advertised" giving date of list John F. Reisacher, P. M. Typewriter For Sale Second hand Underwood In good condition. Will sell cheap. Call at this office. You can get any magazine printed at astonishingly low rates if subscribed for in con nection with the Globe. The 0. K. K p Shop l FRANK OOLDM. Pro-rlatop Bloving, Shnaiponlug, Hair Cutting Hot and Cold Batbi in Connection. Om door oortb Uilllsin Oo. Bank Bldg. D. R. PARKER ATTO RN tV - AT - LAW CONDON, OREGON THE HOUSE ; ON THE HILL . By M. QUAD ' Corrrltil. ttie r Auocltted Lit srary rT ' Tb buw aud Ihr tiUI wrrt situated lit a towu lu ibr atals of Ohio. Til till! la Uirr jrtl, but Ibvr la do buu ua It. Twrul jrmra ago a al rangrf wonl u tbr lowa and Ixrucbl to. bill aud built a frame onus tbrre. Wbru lb boua waa about evuiiileiad be dh'd. It waa a decaying wreck wb lone ram a Mr. HuxbwU'k from oo on kui-w wlier. aud bought lb prop- rty for flixi. A aotiu a b hid lb divd b offered It to an tlllager for t3(JU end waa laughed at aa weak to ih tup atur. Kalllua to vffwt aat, Mr. Bnabwd-k bad Ui bouar pui lu rvpalr aud an-douw-m Ibal b lutrodrd to llva I ber. U also auiinunced Ibat b atymld u It aa ao obwrralitry. Of count ttw illarr knew what aa obnerrator) waa. Vhn Mr. Huxhwk'k'a irlraroi ami lrlMJ arrived aud wrr at up on tbr veranda b iwruiliird lb villager to bar a look-not at the hest.ua. but at tb artb. Tliey could alnioat aee tb bunnvfll la lb town toaib ibalr r4. "Oeuileroeo." aald Mr.. Buabwlrk when ail waa ready, "tb prlr of tbla proMrtf la 1400. It will ItureaM f lot) per wk until ld." Of coura b waa loony, but ao Ion aa b appear d harmless lb people would ouljr laugh al bltn. Tb Brut on to wak dlcoery waa a Mr. Urabam. H waa aa old man. aud be bad as old wlfa. Tory wrr alwaya wranicllnt, mora or leas. Wbea they bad wrangled about ao long each time b would boi ber ears. Two daya aft er tb "obaerTatory" bad barn astsb llabed and aa the uld roupl eat ou tb plana of their boua a wrangl took place. After a bit the buabaud looked around, and. seeing no one paealng, be administered a cuff. A moment later b baMoed to look up on tbe bill and aaw that tb telearope waa tralued upon him. If there wae any doubt that Mr. Uuxbwlrk bad aeen that cuff Indicted It waa dlapelled by tbe waring of a email white Bag. . Klder f btiiMun waa a good man. a eery good man, aa all elder ebould be aud are. tie waa alttlng In bla back yard under an apple tree, thinking bow good and peaceful and ale It waa to be real good, when a bumble be cant along aud lifted hltu ooc fur bla mother' aake. After coming down from but high Jump tt elder broke down a young cherry tree, tor down a panel of tb fence and ran bla dug luto tbe houae. It waa no mor than a good man aboutd do, but wben he looked up aud aaw that accusing teleacope and white dag be felt hurt and conacleuce etrtckeo. , A doaea other thing of the kind happened during the drat week, and then tbe dtlaena decided that an ob eexvatory waa unlawful. They con sulted a lawyer, and be aralled at them, lie told tbem tb town could h sur rounded by obeerratorlee aud not con flict with any law. Then It waa thought beat to make up a shake purs aod buy Mr. Buahwlck out "Gentlemen," said tb teleacope mas. wbeu they approached blni on tbe eub Ject, "tb Price of tbla propurty Is jrwo. Tak It or Imt It." "Uut you have no right to b apytnf on our borne," waa retorted. "There la no apylng. I am almply aurveylng tbe earth before me. If any of you bnppen to come within my range of vlalon 1 cannot help It. I do uot think 1 ahull writ a hook on what I ace. I may, but do not thluk ao." Tb clttsen refused to pay the rata named and weut 'down the bill to their home, while Mr. Butibwlrk returned to hi post aud bla teleecoiw. One of the residents of tbe village was an old maid named Miss Huiiudcntou. She bnd a borne of her owu. Khe waa fomi i if atrolllug In her gnrdeu. A Mr. Blos som. who lived uext door, waa fond ot leiuilng over the Hue fence and quot ing Hetry to her. Ula wife bud wapi ed blm to atop It or she would quot something to him. hut on a certain aft ernoon he forgot the warning and war repeating "8herlditn'a Hide", to Mis Raunilerson wheu there came a wife a club and a cataclysm. The teleacopi took It all In. The white Hag wavet Joyously. Ilosens of people.saw .lt wave and weut burning for the is urn and there was some more to talk about. Two or three days later a com mlttee cllmlied the hilt with t-0 lu li hind pocket and told Mr. Busbwlc t take It and get out. "Oeutlemen. I urn sorry If you hnv been put to any trouble," he kindly re plied, "but the Htiure on the properi; Is $000. Tou see. a sort of real eatatt boom has set In." 'The committee hemmed and bawed and refused to pay;' Two days aftei that tbe reMrt spread that tbe olwerv atory man was going to have a nlgbl as well as a day glass a glass thai would almost see through a pine door. Then there was a bustle. Three men took up tbe task of collecting. Oh. no: they were not afraid of tbe day glass ur the night glass or any other kind of glass, but It would b a great im provement to tbe landscape to remove the bouse oh the hill and set out some pine trees there. When they went up to see Mr. Bushwlck agalu be wanted $700; but. seeing It waa tbey and see ing they wanted to better tbe w tcape, be would throw off $!S0 aud get 0t ill. thre days be wag gone, and fte.'alRlt of VeMe' that went up was heahl all over I-oratne county. Things do happen yet In that town, but the world never bears of tbem.. Cousinly Kisses Br MVRJEl E CRAY Crrlghl, IMS. tt Amartesa Prase AMMM-latMHi. "I'm kNiklug, aald an eloVrljr lad) In glasses and a eoupl of abort curia u either eld of tier fai-e. "for a stu dent of lb oaioe ut Kuilib." ' Hb was In uiie of lb college dormi tories aod hud wlib ber two very pretty girl, ber da birrs. tbe was peaking in a young mas wbu emerged troiu a dis lino ibe rurrtdor aod waa about to dtweod lb ataln-aa. " "My name I Hiiiltb. There ar sev eral ftiiilths In t-ollrg. Wbk b ou ar you looking forT "rUlwsrd H. Kuilih." "I'm tdwatd U. Smith. To can't b- "Tour Aunt Encahetb." "You dou'l meau III And tbe fir la are "Tour coulna. Bees aud Ethel." "Well, well: I'm delighted." Tbe young man put his arms around tb old lady's sboukler Id a stage o brae and kissed ber bark betwevti tbem. Then be kissed Elbel oo Ibe cbeek. Uiatly b klaaed Pes oo lb Hps. "When did yon come down, Aunt Elluibetbr asked tb student. "W resched ber this morning. We're been wishing for a long while to ae tb college, aod your mother wrote ns the you bad com here. l.et me see. bow many year since we tare seen your It must -be ten ot twelve.' Tou were thru a llttl boy sit or seven yea re old." , "Beaa and I were playmates, 1 b Hev." 'At tb remroibranc b gav Bess another klsa. "Oh. no; you weren't." said tb old Isdy. "You spent bin on summer wit b na. and that summer Heea waa obliged lo go south wltb ber tnde Charles family fur ber bealtb. You've never aeen ber before." "Never eeen ber before: Well, If this la tb Bret tlm I bop It won't be tb last." And b kissed ber again. At that uomenl tbe real Edward B. Bmllb came along, ttariag bla cbuin Uardner Dale chatting wltb as old lady and two pretty girls, b looked wistfully at tb tartar. Dal excused himself for a aaoment and west to Hmltb and whispered: "These ar your aunt aad cousins. I've passed myself on" for you. If you gtvr na? away Ml murder you." Their, leading Huilth up lo lb ladiea, be aald: Tbla Is my chum Uardner Dale. Be will be very glad lo assist me to snow ing you tbe college algbta and making your atay pleasant."- -i ' ' ' "IfellKbted." said the false Dale, pull ing off bis cap. ' "Hmltb Is a very good fellow." Dale tnniHini-ed to the party, then lu a atage wh!sier to ihe annl. "He leads his cIhss and la altogether tb most prominent uisn In college." "Kee here. Card I mean Ned-yon stop that.' Yon can't bribe me that way. W hat I iUt I do In pure mercy." "What Is lie talking alsail. Kdwardf isked Hie old liidv. t Mi. lie's ? nn1e-tyin the bralti .esltle-a, he studies so turn! he doesn mow Altai he's lalkiiit! alsHil." I'be young men walked shout wl lie old liidv 'mill the two girls, iskli, :iem Into the itirTcivni biiildlnira si. howlug I hem ihe sights generall I'here was to In a "prom" In the even lug. aud ihe stiideiusiMiwI ibe tetri. lo attend It with them. They asken tbe old lady to go. too. but ahe obliged tbem by declining. "I've alwaya beard." aald Bes to Dale the real Dale who bad paired off with ber Ht the "prom." "that stu dents are ao full of pranks. IKj you 'ractlf them much at your college?" "Pranks; Ob. no; W bare to study o hard here that we have no time for rauka. Whut kind of pranks do you neanT" "Well. I beard of a case on- where one Indies went to a college to meet relative they hud Dever seen. On f the students palmed himself off for lie one they bad come to visit." "Thai couldu't have lieen at this col ge. A man who would do that ber i m Id get tbe dead cut." The girls enjoyed themselves during ie eVeulug and ou returning to their uitel hid goodby to tbe two young men .'ho hud escorted them.- After being uly thanked and When the young ien .were about to withdraw Dal Mpwd forwurd. kissed Kthel on the lieek aud gave Itesa a prolonged uiai'k on tb ill. Smith stood look ug on, much disgruntled. "Where do I cotne luY" he asked In i ' tone that much disturbed th iiiiinlmlty of bis cbuin lest be should , Ive htm away. . "Oh, you'll come In on the way imine. shall have something nice for you." "No. yqn won't." STowlcd Smith. I don't sell my birthright for a mesa of laittage. See here, girls: this fellow Dele baa been puttlug up a Job on you. He Isn't your cousin at all. I'm your cousin." ' "Coiislu Betyi and Cousin Ethel." put in Dale, "he's dolug this simply to get a kiss. . It's the weakest"-' "Well. I'll be hanged:" Interrupted Smith, "if you huveu't more gall than a clown nt a circus." Tbe girls laughed and. both aprlng lug forward, threw their arms around their real cousin, and each gave blm kitis..-.' -' .' :- - They had known of the Imposition all the while. But not so their mother, and tbey didn't tell ber. The Palm COTTMIRg A PEHRENBACHER Proprietors. FRESH FRUITS. SOFT ORIKXS, - CICARS AND TOBACCOS, COKfECTIONI RY, IIC, ETC t Our lo Cream Parlor will ( open at th start of th ' Season. BARBER SHOP- FIRST-CLASS WORKMEN SHAMPOOING, MASSACINC BATHS III CONNECTION JARANDALL,Pbop. W. C. BROWN Real Estat Farm Loan a ABSTRACTS OP TITLE For Ollllam County CONDON, OREGON LADIES 1 100 Beautifully Printed CALLING CARDS' linen or plate finish, with any nam.for One Dollar. 50 for 75 eentt. i : : t d Globe Print Shop ALWAYS APPROPRIATE m hr I I 1 Women Appreciate the Brilliant Tungsten Lamp because it affords them infinitely better light for making their toilet than the ordinary carbon incandescent. Its metal fila ment radiates two and a half times as much light with the same amount of current. And the quality of it is much bet ter. Its brilliancy is maintained without deterioration during the entire life of the lamp. - - - . . Every woman should by one in her own house. . It costs but a few cents and will save her money. Ask us to show you the new GE 40-watt lamp, ' Condon Electric Company NORTH BEACH QUEEN OF THE NORTHWEST RESORTS Near the mouth of the Columbia THE PLACE TO SPEND YOUR SUMMER VACATION Twenty-five Miles of Magnificent Beach :: Level, Compact, and Smooth :: Many thriving and tidy communities, delighful hotel, cottage, leiit and camp life All the comforts of home and the healthful, invigorating recreation of the seaside-surf bathing, fish ing, clam digging, beach bonfires, riding, racing, -hunting, strolls and drives through picturesque wooded headlands Reduced Rates from all parts The Oregon Railroad and Navigation Co. 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