I
; A I Con Ice wu over from Fos
sil the fore part of the week on
business,
J. C Sharp of Mayville waa
in this city the fore part of the
week attending to buiiinfM.
. II. J. Hartley of Hood Hivcr
was in thin city the for part of
the week and waa registered at
the Oregon.
j Fine line of Confectionery and
alt kinds of fruit in acaaon at
the White Corner.
Vernon Kennedy returned on
Wednesday evening from an ex
tended trip to Portland where he
has been visiting with relatives.
Wanted.
Young man and mother want
position in harvest as cook and
rouHlulwut. Add reus Mrs. M. E.
Attman, Star Boarding House,
Condon, Oreiton.
I f Eat your Sunday dinner at the
Hotel Oregon.
LEST YOU FORGET
1 vl,t ftnuiAM anI atnua mfltta A
f look like new at Miss Pittman's
Millinery Parlors.
WANTED
Oisarable tenant for the
Firat floor of the I. 0. 0. K
Building. Sealed bids will be
received NOW. Address Wayne
Grider, Condon, Oregon.
FOR SALE
Six room cottage owned and
; occupied at present by J. E.
Hllunt. Price reasonable. For
terms and information apply to
, owner.
To Woolahlppors
The Thames & Mersey Marine
Insurance Co. are prepared to
Issue through polit ics for Marine
Insurance from Portland to At
lantic ports, or any other ports,
by steamers via Sau Francisco
and the Tehuantetee rout .
'Thames and Mersey Marine In
surance Co. and Tayler Young &.
Co. Agents.
Advertlasd Letters
For the week ending July 1,
letters as addressed below re
main uncalled for at the Condon
j ost-office:
1. Miller, Miss Rose
2. Somerville, Mr. Edward
3. Thompson, Mr. Morse
These letters will ,be sent to
the doad letter office July 16,
1910, if not delivered before. In
calling for the above, please say
''advertised" giving date of list
John F. Reisacher, P. M.
Typewriter For Sale
Second hand Underwood In
good condition. Will sell cheap.
Call at this office.
You can get any magazine
printed at astonishingly low
rates if subscribed for in con
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Bloving, Shnaiponlug, Hair Cutting
Hot and Cold Batbi in Connection.
Om door oortb Uilllsin Oo. Bank Bldg.
D. R. PARKER
ATTO RN tV - AT - LAW
CONDON, OREGON
THE HOUSE
; ON THE HILL
. By M. QUAD '
Corrrltil. ttie r Auocltted Lit
srary rT
' Tb buw aud Ihr tiUI wrrt situated
lit a towu lu ibr atals of Ohio. Til
till! la Uirr jrtl, but Ibvr la do buu
ua It. Twrul jrmra ago a al rangrf
wonl u tbr lowa and Ixrucbl to. bill
aud built a frame onus tbrre. Wbru
lb boua waa about evuiiileiad be
dh'd. It waa a decaying wreck wb
lone ram a Mr. HuxbwU'k from oo
on kui-w wlier. aud bought lb prop-
rty for flixi. A aotiu a b hid lb
divd b offered It to an tlllager for
t3(JU end waa laughed at aa weak to
ih tup atur.
Kalllua to vffwt aat, Mr. Bnabwd-k
bad Ui bouar pui lu rvpalr aud an-douw-m
Ibal b lutrodrd to llva I ber.
U also auiinunced Ibat b atymld u
It aa ao obwrralitry. Of count ttw
illarr knew what aa obnerrator)
waa. Vhn Mr. Huxhwk'k'a irlraroi
ami lrlMJ arrived aud wrr at up on
tbr veranda b iwruiliird lb villager
to bar a look-not at the hest.ua. but
at tb artb. Tliey could alnioat aee
tb bunnvfll la lb town toaib
ibalr r4.
"Oeuileroeo." aald Mr.. Buabwlrk
when ail waa ready, "tb prlr of tbla
proMrtf la 1400. It will ItureaM f lot)
per wk until ld."
Of coura b waa loony, but ao Ion
aa b appear d harmless lb people
would ouljr laugh al bltn. Tb Brut
on to wak dlcoery waa a Mr.
Urabam. H waa aa old man. aud be
bad as old wlfa. Tory wrr alwaya
wranicllnt, mora or leas. Wbea they
bad wrangled about ao long each time
b would boi ber ears. Two daya aft
er tb "obaerTatory" bad barn astsb
llabed and aa the uld roupl eat ou tb
plana of their boua a wrangl took
place. After a bit the buabaud looked
around, and. seeing no one paealng,
be administered a cuff. A moment
later b baMoed to look up on tbe
bill and aaw that tb telearope waa
tralued upon him. If there wae any
doubt that Mr. Uuxbwlrk bad aeen that
cuff Indicted It waa dlapelled by tbe
waring of a email white Bag. .
Klder f btiiMun waa a good man. a
eery good man, aa all elder ebould be
aud are. tie waa alttlng In bla back
yard under an apple tree, thinking
bow good and peaceful and ale It
waa to be real good, when a bumble
be cant along aud lifted hltu ooc
fur bla mother' aake. After coming
down from but high Jump tt elder
broke down a young cherry tree, tor
down a panel of tb fence and ran bla
dug luto tbe houae. It waa no mor
than a good man aboutd do, but wben
he looked up aud aaw that accusing
teleacope and white dag be felt hurt
and conacleuce etrtckeo.
, A doaea other thing of the kind
happened during the drat week, and
then tbe dtlaena decided that an ob
eexvatory waa unlawful. They con
sulted a lawyer, and be aralled at them,
lie told tbem tb town could h sur
rounded by obeerratorlee aud not con
flict with any law. Then It waa
thought beat to make up a shake purs
aod buy Mr. Buahwlck out
"Gentlemen," said tb teleacope mas.
wbeu they approached blni on tbe eub
Ject, "tb Price of tbla propurty Is
jrwo. Tak It or Imt It."
"Uut you have no right to b apytnf
on our borne," waa retorted.
"There la no apylng. I am almply
aurveylng tbe earth before me. If any
of you bnppen to come within my
range of vlalon 1 cannot help It. I do
uot think 1 ahull writ a hook on what
I ace. I may, but do not thluk ao."
Tb clttsen refused to pay the rata
named and weut 'down the bill to their
home, while Mr. Butibwlrk returned
to hi post aud bla teleecoiw. One of
the residents of tbe village was an old
maid named Miss Huiiudcntou. She
bnd a borne of her owu. Khe waa fomi
i if atrolllug In her gnrdeu. A Mr. Blos
som. who lived uext door, waa fond ot
leiuilng over the Hue fence and quot
ing Hetry to her. Ula wife bud wapi
ed blm to atop It or she would quot
something to him. hut on a certain aft
ernoon he forgot the warning and war
repeating "8herlditn'a Hide", to Mis
Raunilerson wheu there came a wife
a club and a cataclysm. The teleacopi
took It all In. The white Hag wavet
Joyously. Ilosens of people.saw .lt
wave and weut burning for the is urn
and there was some more to talk
about. Two or three days later a com
mlttee cllmlied the hilt with t-0 lu li
hind pocket and told Mr. Busbwlc t
take It and get out.
"Oeutlemen. I urn sorry If you hnv
been put to any trouble," he kindly re
plied, "but the Htiure on the properi;
Is $000. Tou see. a sort of real eatatt
boom has set In."
'The committee hemmed and bawed
and refused to pay;' Two days aftei
that tbe reMrt spread that tbe olwerv
atory man was going to have a nlgbl
as well as a day glass a glass thai
would almost see through a pine door.
Then there was a bustle. Three men
took up tbe task of collecting. Oh. no:
they were not afraid of tbe day glass
ur the night glass or any other kind
of glass, but It would b a great im
provement to tbe landscape to remove
the bouse oh the hill and set out some
pine trees there. When they went up
to see Mr. Bushwlck agalu be wanted
$700; but. seeing It waa tbey and see
ing they wanted to better tbe w
tcape, be would throw off $!S0 aud get
0t ill. thre days be wag gone, and
fte.'alRlt of VeMe' that went up was
heahl all over I-oratne county. Things
do happen yet In that town, but the
world never bears of tbem..
Cousinly Kisses
Br MVRJEl E CRAY
Crrlghl, IMS. tt Amartesa Prase
AMMM-latMHi.
"I'm kNiklug, aald an eloVrljr lad)
In glasses and a eoupl of abort curia
u either eld of tier fai-e. "for a stu
dent of lb oaioe ut Kuilib." '
Hb was In uiie of lb college dormi
tories aod hud wlib ber two very
pretty girl, ber da birrs. tbe was
peaking in a young mas wbu emerged
troiu a dis lino ibe rurrtdor aod waa
about to dtweod lb ataln-aa. "
"My name I Hiiiltb. There ar sev
eral ftiiilths In t-ollrg. Wbk b ou ar
you looking forT
"rUlwsrd H. Kuilih."
"I'm tdwatd U. Smith. To can't
b-
"Tour Aunt Encahetb."
"You dou'l meau III And tbe fir la
are
"Tour coulna. Bees aud Ethel."
"Well, well: I'm delighted."
Tbe young man put his arms around
tb old lady's sboukler Id a stage o
brae and kissed ber bark betwevti
tbem. Then be kissed Elbel oo Ibe
cbeek. Uiatly b klaaed Pes oo lb
Hps.
"When did yon come down, Aunt
Elluibetbr asked tb student.
"W resched ber this morning.
We're been wishing for a long while
to ae tb college, aod your mother
wrote ns the you bad com here.
l.et me see. bow many year since we
tare seen your It must -be ten ot
twelve.' Tou were thru a llttl boy
sit or seven yea re old." ,
"Beaa and I were playmates, 1 b
Hev."
'At tb remroibranc b gav Bess
another klsa.
"Oh. no; you weren't." said tb old
Isdy. "You spent bin on summer wit b
na. and that summer Heea waa obliged
lo go south wltb ber tnde Charles
family fur ber bealtb. You've never
aeen ber before."
"Never eeen ber before: Well, If this
la tb Bret tlm I bop It won't be tb
last."
And b kissed ber again.
At that uomenl tbe real Edward B.
Bmllb came along, ttariag bla cbuin
Uardner Dale chatting wltb as old
lady and two pretty girls, b looked
wistfully at tb tartar. Dal excused
himself for a aaoment and west to
Hmltb and whispered:
"These ar your aunt aad cousins.
I've passed myself on" for you. If you
gtvr na? away Ml murder you."
Their, leading Huilth up lo lb ladiea,
be aald:
Tbla Is my chum Uardner Dale. Be
will be very glad lo assist me to snow
ing you tbe college algbta and making
your atay pleasant."- -i ' ' '
"IfellKbted." said the false Dale, pull
ing off bis cap. '
"Hmltb Is a very good fellow." Dale
tnniHini-ed to the party, then lu a
atage wh!sier to ihe annl. "He leads
his cIhss and la altogether tb most
prominent uisn In college."
"Kee here. Card I mean Ned-yon
stop that.' Yon can't bribe me that
way. W hat I iUt I do In pure mercy."
"What Is lie talking alsail. Kdwardf
isked Hie old liidv.
t Mi. lie's ? nn1e-tyin the bralti
.esltle-a, he studies so turn! he doesn
mow Altai he's lalkiiit! alsHil."
I'be young men walked shout wl
lie old liidv 'mill the two girls, iskli,
:iem Into the itirTcivni biiildlnira si.
howlug I hem ihe sights generall
I'here was to In a "prom" In the even
lug. aud ihe stiideiusiMiwI ibe tetri.
lo attend It with them. They asken
tbe old lady to go. too. but ahe obliged
tbem by declining.
"I've alwaya beard." aald Bes to
Dale the real Dale who bad paired
off with ber Ht the "prom." "that stu
dents are ao full of pranks. IKj you
'ractlf them much at your college?"
"Pranks; Ob. no; W bare to study
o hard here that we have no time for
rauka. Whut kind of pranks do you
neanT"
"Well. I beard of a case on- where
one Indies went to a college to meet
relative they hud Dever seen. On
f the students palmed himself off for
lie one they bad come to visit."
"Thai couldu't have lieen at this col
ge. A man who would do that ber
i m Id get tbe dead cut."
The girls enjoyed themselves during
ie eVeulug and ou returning to their
uitel hid goodby to tbe two young men
.'ho hud escorted them.- After being
uly thanked and When the young
ien .were about to withdraw Dal
Mpwd forwurd. kissed Kthel on the
lieek aud gave Itesa a prolonged
uiai'k on tb ill. Smith stood look
ug on, much disgruntled.
"Where do I cotne luY" he asked In
i ' tone that much disturbed th
iiiiinlmlty of bis cbuin lest be should
, Ive htm away. .
"Oh, you'll come In on the way
imine. shall have something nice for
you."
"No. yqn won't." STowlcd Smith. I
don't sell my birthright for a mesa of
laittage. See here, girls: this fellow
Dele baa been puttlug up a Job on
you. He Isn't your cousin at all. I'm
your cousin." '
"Coiislu Betyi and Cousin Ethel." put
in Dale, "he's dolug this simply to get
a kiss. . It's the weakest"-'
"Well. I'll be hanged:" Interrupted
Smith, "if you huveu't more gall than
a clown nt a circus."
Tbe girls laughed and. both aprlng
lug forward, threw their arms around
their real cousin, and each gave blm
kitis..-.' -' .' :- -
They had known of the Imposition
all the while. But not so their mother,
and tbey didn't tell ber.
The Palm
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Proprietors.
FRESH FRUITS. SOFT ORIKXS,
- CICARS AND TOBACCOS,
COKfECTIONI RY,
IIC, ETC
t
Our lo Cream Parlor will
( open at th start of th
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SHAMPOOING, MASSACINC
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Real Estat Farm Loan a
ABSTRACTS OP
TITLE
For Ollllam County
CONDON, OREGON
LADIES 1
100 Beautifully Printed
CALLING CARDS'
linen or plate finish, with
any nam.for One Dollar.
50 for 75 eentt. i : : t
d
Globe Print Shop
ALWAYS APPROPRIATE
m hr
I I 1
Women Appreciate the Brilliant
Tungsten Lamp
because it affords them infinitely better light for making their
toilet than the ordinary carbon incandescent. Its metal fila
ment radiates two and a half times as much light with the
same amount of current. And the quality of it is much bet
ter. Its brilliancy is maintained without deterioration during
the entire life of the lamp. - - - . .
Every woman should by one in her own house. .
It costs but a few cents and will save her money.
Ask us to show you the new GE 40-watt lamp, '
Condon Electric Company
NORTH BEACH
QUEEN OF THE NORTHWEST RESORTS
Near the mouth of the Columbia
THE PLACE TO SPEND YOUR
SUMMER VACATION
Twenty-five Miles of Magnificent Beach
:: Level, Compact, and Smooth ::
Many thriving and tidy communities, delighful hotel, cottage, leiit
and camp life All the comforts of home and the healthful,
invigorating recreation of the seaside-surf bathing, fish
ing, clam digging, beach bonfires, riding, racing, -hunting,
strolls and drives through picturesque
wooded headlands
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The Oregon Railroad and Navigation Co.
Season Rate: From Portland" Round Trip, $4.00
Three Day Saturday to Monday Rate, $3.00
Purchase tickets and make reservations at City Ticket Office,
. 3rd and Washington Streets, Portland, or inquire of
any O.R. & N. agent elsewhere for Information
WM. McMURRAY,
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You can If yon order your sash, dMr,
windows, eta, direct from us. 8tut for
cmtalnfru. of building1 nee la and coin
pare prices, which are actual wholesale.
. You or any competent bulMer will
And that what we sod you Is KT"l,.
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yjur money positively refumled.
WE SAVE YOU MIDDLEMENS-PROFITS
Send ns list of material you need
and we will prove that wa sava you
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