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About Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919 | View Entire Issue (Nov. 8, 1907)
BUSINESS LOCALS OC3QC mutt jmi The Art of Minstrelsy. A Orrtalu uitagtikled young person desires to know "how minstrel dia Can you afford to trifle with so serious a matter aa to neglect a bad cough or cold, when for a trilling logue should be written." It shouldn't be, but tf this deluded person has do- Urmlncd to do so, why, he might as well do It according to rule, so this In amount you can secure a buttle of "Hickory Bark Cough Remedy," that is guaranteed to cure or your struction Is siren. All the material Deeded consists of patent medicine luianac, a typewriter and a little money-refunded. Price 2"o 50c and 11.00, per bottle. For sale by R. L. Hunt, Pharmacist, Condon, and dealers everywhere. time. Then break out something In tals manner: Interlocutor Gentlemen, be seated! Bones En, bub, yah. bar! Interlocutor Why. Mr. Bones, what zrv seems to be troubling yon this even IngT lira ling stoves for wood and coal, large assortment and low prices by Hunt, The. Hardware Man. Bones-Har, yah Tsh, bar! Ain't tmthtn' tmubllu' me. Mlstah Ds Lan cer. Ah was dee thlnkin 'bout mah HUMOR OF THE HOUR Si PL Interlocutor Ah, so you have a girl. hare you, Mr. Booeat Bones Tas, sub. Ah sho la, an she s de smartes' gal In dta world. Interlocutor Oh, corns now, Mr. Bones! The smartest girl In the whole world? Bones Tas. sub! Dafs what she am! Interlocutor Well, Mr. Bones, per haps you will be so good as to give ns an Illustration of this young lady's brightness T Bones-Dat Ah wl!L Hsr, yah! Ens Irieeged ter be de smartes gal In de world er she couldn't er said what she did last night when Ah was gettln' ready to tear. Ab'd been callln' on her, yo' know. Interlocutor And what was the re mark of the young lady when yon were preparing to take your departure last evening, Mr. Bones? Bones Yah. bar! She say, "So yoo Is goto" to evaporate.' Interlocutor Why, Mr. Bones, aren't you mistaken? Are you sure the young lady said, "So you are going to evapo rate?" . . Bones Tas. ssb; she say des like Ah tole yo'. "So you Is goto to evaporate." Tab, bar! She sbo am de smartes gal In de world. Interlocutor Too will pardon me, Mr. Bones, but really I do not sea In that remark any Indication of extreme Intellectual superiority; in fact. If the ' youug lady did say, "So yon are now going to evaporate," she was guilty of an error of English-she did not say what she meant Bones No, sah! She mean dea what she say dat Ah was goto. to evapo rate, dat Ah was go In' an be mist Tab, har! Tab, har! Interlocutor Ladles and gentlemen, Mr. McHowler will now sing that beautiful ballad entitled "No Matter What They Bay, Sweetheart Tour Mother Was a Woman." Harper's Weekly. Giving Him Credit He Ton don't give me credit for do ing anything well. She Oh, yes, I da There's at least one thing yon can do better than any one else. He And what's that? She Make a fool of yourself. Plck-Me-Up. - Pleased Himsslf. Miss Caustlque Ton evidently have a pleasant disposition, Mr. Baplelgh. At least you seem to be easily pleased. Baplelgh Why do you aw think I am aw easily pleased? - Mfsir Caustlque By the way in which yon laugh at some of your own re marks. Detroit Tribune. A Bright Clerk. "What's the price of this silk?" ask ed the shopper. "The price, madam," replied the clerk, Is 11.88, which yon must admit Is quite decollete." "Decollete?" "Yes, madam; cut low." Philadel phia Press. His a Thinking Part He had proposed, and she had said 'yes.' "But," he said nervously, "I'm afraid your father will object" "Oh, don't let that worry yon," re joined the orange blossom candidate. "Papa Is a silent partner In this fam ily." Chicago Tribune. . One Sided. "You should give ns credit for good Intentions," said Mr. Dustln Stax. "Tes," answered the discontented cit lien, "but we consumers get tired of being constantly called on te give cred it when we are Invariably required to produce cash.'" Washington Star. Exceedingly Strange. The Millionaire Henri, fetch a ear at once! The Chauffeur Which one, sir? The Millionaire (astounded) Toa don't mean to say there's more than one out of the repair shop? Puck.. Remember our ten per cent cash reduction sale. Our prices were always lower than others and this makes them below their reach. Hunt, The Hardware Man. The old Pennsylvania Dutch Dunkards recommend "Hickory Bark Cough Remedy." Guaran teed to cure your cough and guar anteed to be pure. Made from the bark of tb.e8b.ell bark or white hick ory tree. For sale by R. L. Hunt, Pharmacist, and all dealers. Oliver Chilled Gang Plows are now tor sale by Hunt, The Hard ware Man. TheS. B. Barker Co.'e etore is open to inspection especially the targe and beautiful display of dressers, extension tables, side boards, buffets, china closets, etc. Ranges, malleable and cast, all guaranteed to be first class bakers and cookers and to be well made and of good material;, the largest nd cheapest line in the county sold by Hunt, The Hardware Man. Best meals in the city at the Palace hotel. Rye. See Gilliam Co. Milling Co. Oats. See Gilliam Co. Milling Co. - Tbe Palace hotel furnishes first-class mard and rooms to their patrons at -easonable rates. Try them a week. See about your winter's coal now. The Arlington Lumber Co. has the Wyoming Coal. We can serve you now. Come early. t Pickling Spices of all kinds at Wasson's Cash Crocery. Chicken dinner at the Palace Hotel next Sunday. Remember the dance at the Skating Rink Saturday night The old remedies are best. Hick ry Bark Cough Remedy has been in use for over 100 years by the old Dutch Dunkards in Pennsylvania, and is still in use by the families of Western Pennsylvania. It is ab solutely pure; made from the bark of the white or shell bark hickory tree. The bark is shipped from tbe east, and - manufactured in Salem, Oregon. For sale by R. L. Hunt, Pharmacist, Condon, Oregon and all dealers everywhere. 3$o fuel famine in Condon. See the Arlington Lumber Co.'s special prices. Don't all come at once but come. We have the wood in pine. fir, alder and oak. The Nationaf Live Stock Insur ance Association of Portland, Ore gon, is insuring live stock against death from any cause. Our rates are right. Investigate us. We make no promises we cannot fulfil. For further particulars inquire of J. C. Thrall, General Agent, The Dalles, Oregon. W. S. Jost, Clem, Agent for Gilliam County. You need a new carpet. . The 8. B. Barker Co. have just received a new carpet sewing machine and are now prepared to furnish one fitted to your room. The charge for sew- in? Is 5c per yard. Remember Good Goods or your monejr back at Wasson's Cash Grocery. The Condon Globe, the Oregon Semi-Weekly Journal and the Pa cific Monthly all for "12.50 for a year. , Subscribe now. 0 'ill! " lV Q Cm DC 15" auuuuiuuiuiuiiiiuuuuiiuuuuuuuium ASA CHRISTMAS GIFT The Globe will give free as a Christmas Gift to the lady receiving the largest number of votes between now and December 2th, this beautiful Lady's Gold Watch Solid 14-kt Gold Case with Gen uine, First-grade Elgin Move ment. Now on display at Williams' Jewelry Store Window. Rules of Contest Each yearly subscription to the Globe, new or renewal, is entitled to 52 votes, also the square with the picture of the watch is ' good for one vote. Save them and bring or send them to this office with the name of the lady for whom you wish to vote. - 3 mi co)c? LI jl3L
