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When ihc nerves ire weik
cveryihing cocs wrorn. You
ore tired all the time, easily
discouraged, nervous, ind
Irritable. Your checks ire
Sarsaparilla
rate and your blood Is thin.
Your doctor says you ire
threatened with a nervous
breakdown. He orders this
grand old family medicine.
" f it mttm ta.n M riMivf I ! m4 avar't
N.mh.i ill. ih my t niil, li I. iraaa lame
I ail iiiii.v 4m M.i,.rfiii ia.4i.ia far tm
put, trUnMl "-U. C, HiiLf, Wm liataa. ('..a,
III M a V..ll.
, a Tea CO.,
Iaw.lt Wn.i.
for
Weak Nerves
K. p tho bowols regular with Avers
Mils, Just on pill aach night.
Cnjtli DofrataeT.
A half repentant bachelor, with aulte
of riH-ka,
Irojipcl In, no .lay, bnaltl ta way,
nnd bought II I'll I r of aooka.
Arrived at Iimt ruiiiaiillu joy! h
jitliiiKlr ilrew out
A lioto (rip liiil .i u tti Votn froM
int fair liiiiul, uo doubt!
"I'm twenty ft-nr tf attc," It rend, "asd
rulli-d a 4mitiiry IimIIu.
With you I'd like In rorrmtiMiud If jeu
will DeVt'r loll.
Rly object uttitrluotny Ik, and jrtura, I
hot, th rninu1.
If you'll siUrou urn, I'll roxpoml." And
Ikon she wrutt her Dame.
Oa fir with hope, tho bachelor that very
eronliic wrote,
And fol.liM hi entail with a kbt luaide
I lie iulo.
'8ly npM had him In his uipah do rery
rlrrnr rated,
hi, after all, quit foulish is half
repentant bach.
Hut eh how ahrplith did b fori, whro
from tli fair uukuown
Tblo answer cam, to qu.mcb hla flame:
"A a old uiairf I haro frown
Aha twas forty years ago I planned
that fund surprise,
Defeated by a hartle wretch who
wouldn't adTprtiM!'
Shook for ttia Uwttr.
A well known lawyer of thla city,
whose efllce La located cloaa to tht
city hall, received a tremendous abock
the ether day. lie was counsel for a
maa charted with lurctMiy, and, aa the
evidence waa conclusive, tie advised
nia client to jilted guilty.
"You know that you have a bad reo
ord and you have practically confessed
your fiiHt," mUI tho lawyer In a sooth
ing manner, "ami you will be sentenc
d to about three yours In Jail."
Thla last sentence completely dura
founded the prisoner, but after he had
looked about hla cell for an-v oral uiln
vie he turned to hla attorney and la a
cry serious manner said: "Will you
k bully no out ami get me a sood ww
yvrV" Aa sooa aa the lawyer recovered
from the shock ho told tho prisoner he
would argue tho caso for him. Phila
delphia 1'rcss.
A Beautiful Volume.
The moat benutiful volume in the
fVinpredHlonal Library at Washltyjton
Is a Itlblo which whs transcribed on
rwtrebmcnt by a monk In the 10th cen
tury. The Keneml lettering la In tho
Herman vt, each letter la perfect,
nnd there w not a arm ten or blot from
lid to Hit. Knch chapter begins with
a hint illumlimteil letter. In which la
drown the Hure of n milnt, some luci
dent of whom the -chapter tclls
rirat ldtn InMurnnco Policy.
The llrst lifo iusurunce policy of
which the detulU are on record result
ed In n lawsuit. William Oybbons in
sured himself on Juno 13, 1583, for
i'.'IH,'! nKitiiiHt dying lu twelve months.
He did die on My 18 of the next year,
and the disgusted underwriters (the
company of those days) contested pay
ment u the pica that ho had lived
twelve months of twenty-eight days
each. World's Work.
Joke Waa on Her, .
Member of congregation Do you
know your sermon on coveteousness
last Sunday grievously offended and
disgusted ltrother Timer?
The Itev. K. Moffat t 1 -nightly Aha!
I shall have to, tell my wife that. Jt's
a good one on her. She contended all
the way home from church that morn
ing that there wasn't a man In the au
dience who had paid the slightest at
tention to tbo sermon.
Not Quito Satisfactory.
Hicks I understand that you have
had a telephone put in your house. Mra.
Wicks must find it a great convenience.
Wicks Yes; but she doesn't like It
half as well as she thought she would.
Yob see, when she is using it she has to
listen half the time. Swnervllle Joupr
ML I IUHES (HiRI All III! f All.
J Bat Coufa lynip. TaaKa Good. UN
IB lima, noia uf arnygiaM.
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Cnttor for llread.
The majority of people are not par.
tleular about the wtiy in which their
bread U cut, while other immt Imve
it exactly to their tasto thick or thin.
In the small family of only a few
tiH'iiiU-rs thla ia an easy matter, but la
liiHola, restaurant and large board
ing bouses, where hundred of loaves
of . bread are cut every uViy, 'it would
take all one pcrwm's time to cut the
bnoul If It were done by luuid. An
xaUpltuitlou of the brood served in
r'staurauts, Tor example, will show
how evenly each pleco ia cut widen,
of coiii-ma, is not done by band, but by
a device deKlgmd for that purpose,
made each time the knife is operated.
The pi life cun l adjustril to imiko
a cut of any thickness desired. Stu-h
a devlee ns shown in the Illustration
Is a neeeititity'in hotels and restaurants
a tlevlo designed for that pun,,,HJ
and a grent time nnd labor silver. Tho
patentee h Niels M. Anderson, of
Mrooklyn, N. Y.
A Neat French Omelet.
Ileal llioroutrhly, tlrst, the yolks and
then the whites of the eggs; to the
yolke add a btblespoonful of tailing
watw, a pinch of mH and a dash of
pepper; turn the stiff whites Into tho
yvlka and fold; that la, stir them In so
that the air bubbles shall not be brok
en. Turn carefull Into a frying n,
In which lias been melted a largo pleca
of butter. Pet w hero R may cook very
lowly, and when well browned on ona
aide act In the oven to brown on the
other. Send InmwHiiately to tho table.
11 omelet may te varied by dropping
chopped meat la It. chopped celery,
grated dhcese, or. If a sweet onieU is
desired, by spreading Jully over and
folding.
Pepper 1'ot.
Cut two pounds of cold boiled trlpo
Into small blU ami put It over the fire
with a half-pound of txdd lMIhd veal
chopped fine and three quarts of veal
stock skimmed free of fat. llrlng to
the boll, add a bunch of soup greens
cut email, a chopped onion and a cup
ful of potato dice. Over closely, sim
mer fur ail hour and a half, season to
taste, thicken with a white roux and
when thick and smooth drop in small
dumplings. Serve as soon as those are
done.
Ciilchrn Hambuynn.
Here la a delicious variation of
chicken soup: Make a strong broth by
boiling the carcasses of two chickens,
together with the aklnned feet, the
enda of the pinions, and any scraps of
meat loft untcn. Clear the broth of
fat, aeosou, and add the yolks of six
or eight eggs, well beaten. Cook the
egga and the broth together In a dou
ble boiler, stirring all the time until
the mixture thickens like a thin (tolled
custard. Serve in bouillon cups. Thla
is culled chicken Rtimbayon.
ricVled l'umpklii Kind.
reel the pumpkin, scraping out nil
the phlpjind seeds. Cut Into pieces of
uniform size, lioll the rind in slightly
wilted water until tender, but not
mushy. lraln and lay on a platter
wliile you bring to a lsill vinegar, ndd
lug sugar to suit the taste, and whole
apices, lloll for live minutes, then
strain out the spices. Pack the rind
In Jars and pour over all the spiced
vinegar. Seal.
Flsb Cutlets.
Remove the crust from a half-loaf of
bread nnd soak In boiling milk; press
It dry and bent with a fork, llreak
up and pound an equal quantity of
uncooked flounder and halibut; add
the bread-cruniba, also an ounce of
butter, three eggs, salt nnd pepper to
taste, half a teaspoonful of anchovy
sauce, and n few drops of essence of
lemon or cinnamon. Stir nil well to
gether and shape into form of cutlets,
and fry in hot hml.
Baked Hcansnnd Tomatoes.
Soak the .beans and boll until ten
der. Drain nmd put into a deep dish,
with a largo lump of wilt pork that
lias been parboiled and pour over all a
gonerous hnlf-plirt of seasoned and
strained tomato dauce, Into which a
lump of butter has been stirred. Tho
tomato Bauce should not have been
thickened. Cover closely and cook for
three liours at loaet
Chocolate Iclna
Into tho unbeaten white of an egg
whip a cup of powdered sugar. When
very light and wbito add two table
Bpoonfula of grated chocolate, adding
more IX you wish a very brown Icing.
Spread at onoe on the eak.
cura rntAt ijito rvfh at.tcra.
Masoloa la Tension.
The Revua Kclentlfiqua has been
asking wbat muscles tlra soorreat, with
tho conclusion that It Is not tha mus
cles In use, but those under tension, al
though doing no work. The writer
urges u to use the arms and legs less
and the back and neck more, for on
them comes the greatest strain. Ha
baa been asking men of all occupations
the same questions:
When you bsvt worked much, where
do you feel tired?
Before you were trained did fatigue
show lUelf In the same regions?
All the answers point to the same
conclusions. The baker who kneads
dough all night eomplalns of fatigue
la his legs.
The blacksmith Is tired, not In bis
arms and shoulders, but In bis back
and loins.
The young soldier, sfter a march, Is
especially tired in the back of the
Beck, even If he has carried no knap
sack. The aeraman who Is In perfect train
ing after prolonged exercise gets tired
la his ealves and Insteps.
These facts point to the conclusion
that In any continued effort we should
try to alter tbe habit of contraction.
That Is to say, the body, like the mind,
aeeds change of work.
Time and ftooks.
The economy of saving time is wise,
but there is an economy of apeudlng
time, lu rending, especially, hurry Is
most wasteful. Heading is the mak
ing of thoughts, of Ideas, of pictures la
the brain. All young photographers
know bow little Is to be made out of
sn "under-exposed plate," but do they
understand that there may be such a
thing as an under-exposed brain? It
takes time to make impressions on the
mind. If you rend too fast, either
aloud or to yourself, or skim over your
reading, the mind receives poor im
pressions or none at all. St Nicholas.
Oregon Blood Purifier is
rightly warned, because it purifies the
blood and touts up the body.
C KabaorvUat to the Master.
Even in these days of gallantry, a
woman Is constantly reminded of her
old Inferior position in the eyes of
the "lords of creation." The word
"lady," which Is supposed to be so
complimentary, means "one who serves
bread" a waitress, nothing more nor
less; so that when yon address a
countess even as "My lady," you are
simply saying the equivalent of "my
waitress." "Wife" is another word for
"weaver," the woman who weaves
her lord's and her children's raiment
"Spluster" is, of course, a "spinner,"
a word reminiscent of the days when
a girl had to spin her complete out
fit of bouse linen before she was fit to
be a wife; and "Mrs." Is an abbrevia
tion of masteress, the most flattering
description of all, and yet showing that
woman derives her position solely
from her master.
Btats or Ohio, Citv or Tolkko, I ..
l.ei as l ocsTV, '
Prank J. t hknky makes oath that tin la
senior partner of the arm of V. . ( menkt A
CO., doing- butinenaln tbe Cltvof Tnlail
tv aiit Ktaie aforenattl. and that said Arm will
pay the aoin of OSK ltl'M)RK!) DOLLARS for
each and every rae of Catarkh that ranuot bo
curcu oj me use oi Mali, d catarrh t i-rb.
FRANK J. CHKNEY.
Pworn to before ms snd aubnerlbed In my
presence, thla 6th day of Deremher, A. !., ISM.
A. W. ULKASON,
j am J Kotsry 1'ublle.
llall'i Catarrh Curo la taken Internally, and
acta dirrctly ou the blood and mueoua nurtaoea
of tho eyiUim. Send f..r tcitlmnntaU. free.
,,.. K. J. CHENEY A CO., Toledo, 0.
Bold by DniR-R-lata,
, Hell 'a Family 1111a are tho beat.
Taken at Hla Word.
Mr. Newly We don't appreelste
things we get for nothing. Everybody
likes the1 tilings best that cost the
most.
Mrs. Newly Then you must love me
a great deal, because I've heard you
say that you paid very dearly for me.
Detroit Free Press.
f linn., i.imi
Those afflicted with Ecxemo tnnn
more tnan can be told of the sufterinir
.. . . . . o tuywi.M jy uiio uuu -
a "ifually begins with a slight redness of the skin, which gradually
spreads, followed by blisters and pustules discharging a thin, sticky fluid
that dries and scales off, leaving an inBamed surface, and at times the itch
Ing and burning are almost unbearable. White any part of the body is
liable to be attacked, the r '
hands, feet. back. arms, face Eczema made Its atroearanee on tnv left limh tlm
and legs are the parts most "z of my
oiten alllicted. The cause of "rJ.c s
Eczema is a too acid condi- me .nd
tion of the blood. The cir- "f. ,S
culation becomes loaded c c cu
with fiery, acid poisons that Mayetta,
glands and pores of the skin which set
uie disease is iu the blood it is a waste
applications; the cause must be removed
li.a km
m " j ordmary treatment yield , to its purifying, cooling effect oa
the blood. Book on Skin Diseases and any advice wished, without charge.
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UNCLE SAM-WA High Standard is Required of Any Ca
tarrh Remedy That Mas Been Endorsed by so Many Trust
worthy and Prominent People."
City Country Folks.
Mrs. Upruore How Is your experi
ment of living la the country eucceed
Ing? Mrs. Hyems It isn't so bad as yon
might expect It costs us more, of
course, to have our butter and fresh
vegetables brought out to us from Ihj
city, but we don't have to entertain
nearly aa much company as we did in
the city. Scottish American.
Mothers will find Mra. WlnaloWa Boo thin f
Byrup the beat remedy to as for their children
during tho teething period.
Matrimonial Bllsa.
"Ten must think I'm a fool!" ex
claimed the angry bnsband.
"I never would have said so," cahnly
rejoined the other half of tbe combine,
"but since yoo have mentioned It I'm
not going to perjure myself by denying
it"
CASTOR I A
For Infants and CMldren.
"The Kind Yea Haie Always Bought
Bears the
Signature
New Problem.
"Gracious mer exclaimed the lady.
"These servant girl problems are very
vexing."
"What now?" asked her husband.
"Why, that Russian girl I hired re
fuses to wash my kimonos because
they are Japanese."
Piso's Cnre U a jrood coueh aiedicine.
It has cured roughs and colds for forty
yeara. AtdrugK'-sts.'iScenta.
. Forjjet it Not.
"Take liood unto this solemn truth,"
Thus spake the beggar, needy;
"A bloomiu chump was I in youth,
And now I'm old and seedy."
imnrA t,:rt t,au
thumb in 1893, and spread until it was
m7 nana, Durmnfj, ucmng ana paining
f?r which 1 .could Ket no relief. ntil see-
?,l"e.r5U:rM W yu 1 wrote and i
"..T'Z"111' CUB 1
Kan. J. H. Spsnc
the flesh aflame. Since the cause of
of time to try to cure it with local
before a cure can be effected. S. S. S.
5 f t- 1 .
u uu cjuui aa a iciueuy tor iczcma; it enters me
blood and forces out the poison through the natural
channels, and builds up the entire system. The skin
becomes smooth and soft again, and the Eczema is
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An Unkind Cat.
"Isn't H queer," remarked Kewpoo,
"that the' baby immediately beeoaaes
quiet the minute I began to sing te
him?'
"Oh. there's nothing so very queer
about It" rejoined Mrs. Newpop. "Tbe
poor little dear is evidently puzzled by
the strange noise."
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In ordering Tower's Blkkers,
. a euatoiner writes: I kaow
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kar taa FISH' oa Ueat
Ihia confldeuoe ia the out
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