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The Smalt
of the Back
That Is wheie soma people feel
weak all the time.
They are likely to be desponden t
and it is not unusual to find them
tor-rowing trouble as if they hadn't
enovigh already.
The fact is their kidneys are
weak, either naturally or because
of sickness, exposure, worry or
other influences.
- "1 sun thankful to say." writes J. L. Camp
bell, of Sycamore. 111. "that Hood's Sarss
rill cured me. For nur year I tu
troubled with backache. Al Urn I was m
bad 1 had tn be nelped from the bed or chair.
I am now well aad stronf and free from pain."
What thfs treat medicine did for blm it bat
done for other.
Hood's Sarsaparitla
Promises to cure and keeps the
promise. Begia treatment with
Ilood's todar.
Why He Wat Glad.
"Here'a a queer announcement on
the bottom of the bill of fare: 'The
proprietor will be glad to receive com
plaints against the waiters."
"What's queer about that?"
"Why should the proprietor be
'glad' to receive complaints?"
"Because he knows that the cus
tomers are not peting more than their
money's worth."-Catholic Standard
and Times.
Some people enjoy Rheumatism or
Neuralgia If they did not they would
use Hamlin's Wisard Oil.
A Safer Sport.
"There's one respect, at least, in
which fishing is a good deal safer sport
than hunting."
"How is that?"
"We don't make any fatal mistakes
, hooking up men who happen to look
like fish." Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Get a Hm On !
Slow, slacriah system; lair, leaden liver;
biliou brain I Casrareta Cend y Cathartic will
snake them more along. More on! All drug
gists, 10c, iot, oOc.
Her Opportunity.
Kate Well, I got my rerenge on
Lanra, after all. )
Alice How so?"
Kate She let me trim a hat for her.
Somemlle (Mass.) Journal.
State or Ohio, C itt of tolxdo, (
LUC.S CoCJiTT. S "
Twaxx J. I sinst mates oath that ha is the
senior parter ot the firm ol F. J. Chkhbt Co.,
doing buaineat in the City ol Toledo, County
nd Mate aforesaid, and that aaid firm will pay
the sum ot ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for eactt
and erery cane ot Catarrh that cannot be cared
by the use oi Haul's Catierh Crs.
FRANK J. CHENKT
Sworn to before me and anbacribed in my
presence, this U day of December, A. D. 1886.
SZTl A. W. GLXASOX,
Ball's Catarrh Core ia taken internally and acts
directly on the blood and mocons suriaces el
the system. Bend for testimonials, free.
F. J. CHENEY A CO- Toledo. O. .
Sold by drag pista, 7oc
Hall's Family Pills are the best.
A Silent Signal.
"And your husband doesn't arouse
the house when he comes in late?"
"So; we have a speaking tube."
"And does he yell up?"
"No; he just blows his breath up. I
could tell Mr. Bender's breath in s
thousand." Chicago Newbe.
Piso's Cure for Consumption is an infal
lible medicine for coughs and colds. N.
W. Samuel. Ocean Groye, N. J., Feb. 17,
WOO.
New Millinery Requirements.
"Harrv, how do you like my new
hat?"
"I don't know, Harriet; doesn't it
need a little more fruit on top and a
little more shrubbery on the left side?"
Chicago Record-Herald.
Ladies Can Wear Shoes
One size smaller after using Allen's Foot Ease,
'B powder. It makes tight or new shoes easy.
Cares swollen, hot, sweating, aching feet, in
growing nails, corns and bunions. All drne
eiats and siine stores. 2nc Trial package FREE
brmail. Address Allen S. Olmsted, Le Roy,
New York.
According to the Season.
"Would yer like ter be took ter glory
in a cherryoot er fire?"
"Well, ef 'twuz in de winter time,
mebbe I would ; but in July or Augus'
I'd favor a refrigerator wid wings!"
Atlanta Constitution.
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Catarrh has become such a common
disease that a person entirely free from
this disgusting complaint is seldom met
with. It is customary to speak of Catarrh
as nothing more serious than a bad cold,
a simple inflammation of the nose ana
throat. It is, in fact complicated and
very dangerous disease ; if not at first, it
very soon becomes so.
The blood is quickly contaminated by
. the foul secretions, and the poison through
the general circulation is carried to all
parts of the system.
Salves, washes and sprays are unsatis
factory and disappointing, because they do
not reach the seat of the trouble. S. S. S.
does. It cleanses the blood of the poison
and eliminates from the system all catar
rhal secretions, and thus cures thoroughly
and permanently the worst cases.
sir. T. A. Williams, a leading dry-goods mer
chant of Spartanburg, S. C, writes : For years
X Baa a severe rase or
nasal Catarrh, with all
the disagreeable effects
which belong to that
disease, ana which
make life painful and
anendurable. I used
medicines prescribed by
leading physicians and
suggested by numbers
of friends, but without
retting any better.
tnen began to take 9. 8.
. It had the desired
tffect. and cured
after takinc eighteen
"it fwt&
bottles. In mv oDinion 8.
S. 8. is the only anedt.
cine now in use that will cSect a permanent
vi uuarrn. - i , ..
is the only purely veg
etable blood purifier
known, and the great-
est of all blood medi
cines and tonics.
If you have Catarrh don't wait until it
becomes deep-seated and chronic, hot be
gin at once the use of S. S. S., and send
lor our book on Blood and Skis Diseases
and write our physicians about your case,
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TEASING! A YOUNQ SOLDIER.
Cosataander of Military Inatltat
Frightena a Small Cadet.
In the "Personal Recollections" ot
Capt James Dlnklns Is an account of
a little cadet who auffered a severe
"scare" at the North Carolina Military
lustltute. When he catered the school.
he reported at ouc to the president,
MaJ. Hill.
"Well, sir, wbat Is your name?" asked
MaJ. Hill.
"James Bleecker.
"Well what is your middle oamef
"1 hare no middle name. Just
James.'
The examination proceeded rather
disastrously, but the cauet was finally
dismissed, and told to answer to bit
name at reveille the next morning.
The little fellow lay awake nearly all
night, fearing he might not bear the
drum-beat; and when It sounded be
was promptly In line. The roll waa
called, and each boy answered; but
when It came to "Bleecker," there
proved to be several: II. 11.. IL B. and
J. J. When the last-named was called,
no one answered, and the little new
comer felt that be bad been forgotten.
After breakfast, when the boys bad
gone to their rooms for study, little
Bleecker heard a tap outside. He threw
open the door, and found there a ser
geant and two men. witn their guns
at a carry.
"1 have orders, sir. said the ser
geant "to arrest you and take you to
MaJ. Hill."
The boy started back In genuine hor
ror and despair, lie wondered tf his
father had any conception of the awful
situation, and what he would say If he
knew. But there was nothing to do
but to yield, and be walked away with
his guard. As soon as tbey reached the
Major's presence, that officer asked:
"Why were you not at roll-call this
morning?"
"I was there,' replied the boy.
"Sergeant did be answer to his
name?"
-No, sir."
"Well sir, why did you not answer
to your name?"
"He did not call my name, sir. I was
there! I declare 1 was there! But
did not hear my name called."
"Call the roll, sergeant!" ordered the
Major.
The sergeant began, and went on un
til be reached "Bleecker. J. J."
'Stop, sir!" said the Major. "Is that
your name?" .
"No, sir, my name Is James Bleecker."
"But you told me that your name waa
Just James Bleecker."
"Tea, sir."
"Well, doesn't J stand for Just?"
This was the Major's private Joke,
which be had concocted in secret and
at which he never smiled.
FREAKS OF NATURE.
A Monstrous Growth of Vegetation
Foand in the Golden State.
"We are not so much on corn here In
California." said Seedman L. Germain.
of Los Angeles, "but In all other prod
I nets of nature we can beat the world."
He is perhaps the oldest aeedman on
the Pacific coast says a Los Angeles
letter. , What he does not know about
fruit grain and vegetables Is not worth
knowing.
When asked about vegetable mon
strosities yesterday he refreshed bis
memory for a moment and then con
tinued: "Of course, you have beard of
the big grape vine at Santa Barbara,
which covers an area of three acres ot
land. Then there la the monster rose
bush at Santa Rosa. I remember when
a boy, I marveled at the size of this
floral plant It grew to an enormous
height and completely covered the
house where It grew. During my life
time here in California I have bandied
squashes running all the way from 150
to 300 pounds each.
"Watermelons I have seen weighing
from thirty-five to 100 pounds. Beets
are frequently known on this coast
weighing all the way from forty to sev
enty-five pounds. Last fall I saw three
onions, the aggregate weight of which
was nearly five pounds. In the Pomona
Valley I have known of onions weigh
ing from one and three-quarters to two
and a half pounds. Tomato vines fre
quently grow ten or twelve feet across,
and I have often seen radishes that
looked like big turnips."
"How about potatoes?"
"Well, I have observed specimens of
the Humboldt County potato which
weighed from two to three pounds. It
Is not at all unusual to see cabbage
weighing from thirty-Ore pounds to
seventy-five pounds. Some years ago a
Mr. Fox, who lived down In the Santa
Crux Mountains, raised a carrot of the
white Belgian variety which weighed
about twenty-eight pounds. 'It was the
biggest carrot on record. In the way
of fruits, we have raised on this coast
enormous peaches and pears. The
largest pears that come to the San
Francisco market of course, are wbat
tbey call pound pears, but I bave seen
them weighing two and a balf pounds.1
Mr. Moody and the QuestionableBook.
Some one asked the late Dwight L.
Moody If be had read a certain book.
He replied, "No, 1 believe there Is pol
son In It; at least 1 have beard so on
good authority." The friend said.
"But wouldn't it be well for you to read
it for yourself V "No," said Mr. Moody;
"if I take poison in my stomach the
doctor has to come with a stomach
pump to take it out Why should I take
poison In my mind? I might never i9
able to get It out" Ladies' Home Jour
nal. Explaining; a Unique Motto.
There is a newspaper In Kansas
whose motto Is "Lie, steal, drink and
swear," and it Is thus explained by the
editor: "When you lie, let It be down
to pleasant dreams; when you steal, let
it be away from immoral associates;
when you drink, let It be pure water;
when you swear, let it be that you will
patronize your home paper, pay your
subscription and not send your job
work away from home."
- ReadinR-Kooms In Jena.,
The small German university town
of Jena has no fewer than seven free
reading-rooms, with newspapers and
books. -
What a pity it is that when nature
does a good thing (like a rain or snow
In a dry season), we conn-it clap for an
encore.
SERMONS
THE
A Ftlend. If v you desire a friend,
cgln by being one. Rabbi Levy, ntta
burg. Pa
A Higher Morality. New conditions
iemand a higher morality. Rev. E. T.
Root Baptist Providence, R. I. i
Puritanism. Out from Puritanism I
has come the grandest type of man-oood.-Rev.
M. a Pratt Methodist
Akron, Ohio.
Iu Search. We are In search of the
knowledge of better ways of llvlug.
Rev. L. O. Hoeck, Swedenborgtan,
Brooklyn, N. T. ,
Deepest Craving. The deepest crav
ing of the noblest hearts Is for eternal
life and eternal love. Rev. E. K. Bell.
Lutheran. Baltimore, Md.
Love. Love, like life. Impart Itself,
and always In an image of Its own
likeness. Rev. Dr. Mackensle, Presby
terian, San Francisco, Cal.
Accent of Christ The accent of
Christ Is tn every true word that la
spoken In your hearing. Rev. J. A.
Rondthaler. Presbyterian, Indianapo
lis, Ind. .
Revelation of God. The final revela
tion of God came when he sent Into
the worid his eternal, essential Sou.
Rev. J. G. Herndou, Presbyterian, At
lanta, Ga.
Democracy ot the Saloon. The dem
ocracy of the saloon Is one of the chief
sources of Its attraction and power.
Rev. J. Henderson, Evangelical, Chi
cago, III. ;
A Man's Life. A man's life does not
consist of things he eats, drinks, or
possesses, but wholly la what he Is.
Rev. S. L. Bryant Methodist Wash
ington, D. C.
A Follower of Christ If any one
would be a follower of Christ he must
live as Christ lived and show It forth
In character and life. Rev. Dr. Ma
veety, Methodist Detroit Mich.
Enough Material. There is stored on
earth so much that it will never give
out and in the Gospel there Is enough
material for us all to some day lead a
spiritual life. Rev. Dr. Ingersoll, Con
gregatlonallst Brooklyn, N. Y.
Correct Religious Convictions. Na
tions with correct religious convictions
aill have right political economy. Prop
er social condition can arise only from
proper religious condition. Rabbi It
Grossman, Hebrew, New York City.
Christian Religion. The Christian
religion strikes upon the chord of self
ishness In the political, social and do
mestic life until it vibrates with the
music of the gospel of Jesus Christ-
Rev. W. C. Partridge, Baptist Cincin
nati, Ohio. .
Abhor Dishonesty. Some men think
they are honest but because they do
not abhor dishonesty they are not to
be trussed. There is a sternness In
love, without which it loses its quality.
Rev. A. S. Garver, Unitarian, Wor
cester, Mass.
Liberty. Liberty has given us better
business methods, better constitutional
developments and enlarged and more
human moral conditions; and yet when
all Is said, something more Is needed,
and at this present day we are begin
ning to find this out President Had
ley, of Yale, New Haven, Connecticut.
Justice of God. Without the Justice
of God we could not define his mercy.
The man who would exclude from the
character of God all sense of his right
eous indignation and condemnation of
sin would take from bim this Justice.
He is merciful because be is Just Rev.
J. T. Stone, Presbyterian, Baltimore,
Md.
Fatal to the Truth. There Is noth
ing so fatal to the truth as the divorce
between doctrine and righteousness. In
consequence of the past there bave
been multitudes of men turned away
from the church, and it Is our duty to
bring them back. Rev. Dr. Brent
Episcopal bishop of Philippines, New
York City.
Delusions. Delusions, like diseases,
are epidemic. There Is nothing new
In sin and superstition except their
aom de plume. Isms of the earlier cen
turies reappear aa the religious fads
of the present day. People seem to be
easy victims of anything novel or ob
scureRev. Dr. Thoburn, Methodist
Pittsburg, Pa.
Another's Views. The strong patri
otism and loyalty of the American peo
ple are bullded upon the mutual esteem
and respect for one another's views,
political and religious. The latter play
ing even a more vital and important
part than the former. Rabbi Phllo, He
brew, Akron, Ohio.
The Labor Movement The labor
movement has done something, and
promises us to do more to put us on a
footing of equality and fellowship' and
relationship In the productive power
and in the distribution of that power.
What every man needs In this world
la the power of self-assertion, and then
having the power to use it with moder
ation. Rev. Dr. Bascom, Congrega-
tlonallst, North Adams, Mass.
The Work of Mercy. The work of
mercy, of which the rainbow was the
token, which at first was begun among
men, will continue to be the chief char
acteristic of the throne of God. All of
the ages bave looked upon the rainbow.
Wherever there is light and water
there is the rainbow. Jesus Christ Is
the universal sign of mercy to all men.
God has given him to all. Rev. J. T.
Christian, Baptist Chicago, 111.
To Keep Works at Home.
There Is a very strict law In Italy
against the export of-works of art, and
a member of the royal family even
could not sell or give away a picture
or statue, ornamental piece or pillar
from a palace without the consent of
the authorities.
Lantern Fly.
The lantern fly of Surlnan, South
America, has two sets of eyes, to catch
the light from all possible directions.
The luminosity which glows from the
head Is so brllllaDt that ft Is easy to
read by it
UnO,CJD VJorJBi
Havm &9i iotord ta hostth
by ya7a Pinkluun Ves
tsblo OompvnA Thvli laf
f 0rm are on mndprovo thlt
ttatemont p tem fact, not m
iiwpi Aosb MftNMi mdi
olno Jim bn uooefui In
curing go uany women, yom
cannot wel without try
ing it" I tto not believe it
wUI help rt&."
IMICHAtffl
Vegetable. Compound
la a positive ewe for all those painful
Ailments of Women.
It will entirely Cure the worst torus of
Female Complain, all utaxlan trouDloa.
Inttainmatioa and Ulceration. Falling and
lisplacmenta of the Womb, and consequent
Spinal eakneas, and la peculiarly aaaptea
la the Chimin of Lift.
i hi Your medicine cured sue of taM
I.... f rlule female illuo.
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Backache.
It has eared mor4 cases of Backache ana
Leucorrhos than ny other remedy the
world has ever known. It is almost iulallible
In such ease. It dissolves and expels
Tumors from the t'terus in as early stage
of development, anil checks any tendency
to cancerous humor.
ii iai v nil V ii nl In r i i 1 1 1
snored a Fibroid Tumor from rny
wnmb after doctors failed to give
relief. Mas, U- A. Lombard,
Weaidala, slaaa.
Bearing-down Feeling
Womb trouble., causing pain, weight, end
backache, instantly relieved and perma
nently cured by its use. Under all circum
stance it acts in harmony with the laws
that govern the female system, sad is as
harmless as water.'
in iaia7Ttsrkacke Mt me after taking
I L the smomi bottle. Your medtouie
M" cured ma when doctors failed.
Mrs. itaaan Uolstkim,
S Davis Block, Uorham St.. Lowell, Maw.
Irregularity.
Suppressed or Paiii) ul Menstruations, Weak-
ness Ol me eKnan, muigesuun, oiuauug,
Flooding, Nervoui Prostration, Headache,
General Pebility
in i ii a It is a grand nieuielne. I ant
I thankful for the god It baa done
me. 1 Mrs. J. W.J,
1 TS Carolina Are,
Jamaica Plain (Buaton), Ma
Dizziness. Falntness.
Extreme Lassitude, "don't care" and
"want to be left alone" feeling, excitabil
ity, Irritability, nervousness, sleeplessness,
flatulency, melancholy, or the " blues," ana
backache. These are sure indications of
Female Weakness, some derangement of the
ITtjirtia. (
It I in"ia)e
, I was troubled with DIstlnMS,
Headaches, Faintnaas, Swelling
Limba. Your medicine eared me.
MBS. BAB AH K. BARER,
Bnckiport, Me.
Th whole etnr. however, la told in aa
llltutrated book which goes with each bot
tle, the moat complete treat!, oa female
complaint ever puciwnea.
. For eirhl Tears I snffi
ered with
I womb trouble, and was entirely
Vr- cured hr xrs. Pinknam's medicine.
A1BS. 1m JU. 1UW.H,
Littleton, N. II.
Kidney Complaints
and Backache ot ei(Ar $ex the Vegetable
Coniponr.d alwavs Hires.
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Ljdla E. Pinkham'i
Liter Pills curt
Constipation,
Sick Keadachs, 25c.
pound la sold br al)
drngglits or sent bj
mail, in form of Pills
or Lozenges, on re-
ceipt of ei.oo.
Corrttpoiulrnetttl
anuemd.
Vou can adiirem In utrfetwit eonfldence,
ITDIA K. FlaHJUI MUD. CO, Liaa, Haas.
A Little Personal
Miss Plumersqnat (of lady baseball
nine) I am not going to pitch for this
game.
Lady Manager Why not?
Miss Plumer.jquat (indignantly)
While I was practicing somebody in
the crowd yelled "Get on to her
curves!" Brooklyn Eagle.
Sweet Enough to Eat
Mrs. Gaswell The czar of Russia
now has four daughters. ,
Mr. Gaswell Oh, the dear little
czardines! Pittsburg Commercial.
Provoking.
"That is a lovely bracelet George
gave you for Chriutmas," remarked the
girl with the Mary Mannering curl.
"Y yea," sighed the girl with the
band of crepe on her pleeve, "but as I
don't know where he bought it, I
pimply cannot find out what it cost!"
Brooklyn Eagle.
'Ihe Kind You Havo Always lfought lias Dome we signa
ture of CUas. II. Fletcher, and has been made under his
personal supervision for over SO years. Allow no one
to deceive you ia this. Counterfeits, Imitations and
Just-as-ffood" aro but Experiments, and endanger the
health of Children Experience against Experiment.
What is CASTORIA
Castorla is a harmless substitute for Castor OH, Pare
' eoric, Drops and Soothing: Syrups. I is Pleasant. It
contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Narcotic
substance. Its asre is its gpuirantee. It destroys Worms
and allavs Fcverlshness. It cures Diarrhoea and Wind
Colic. It relieves Teething Troubles,cures Constipation
and Flatulency. .It assiniilatcs the Food, regulates the
Stomach and Bowels, giving healthy and natural bleep.
The Children's Panacea-rThe Mothers Friend.
The Kind You Have Always Bought
Bears the
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Coldt
I hid a terrible cold and could
k.Mii hMith. I then tried Aver's
Cherry Pectoral, and it five ma lm
mediate reuer.
W. C Layton, Sldell, in.
How will your cough
be tonight? worse, prob
ably. For it's first a cold,
then a cough, then bron
chitis or pneumonia, and
at last consumption.
Coughs always tend
downward. Stop this
downward tendency by
taking Ayer's Cherry Pec
toral. J
TsmetMst Ufc,tfc.,t1. MarafrWs..
Ckwaalt T" or tor. If he ears take H.
the. . as he mm. If he tell. ,wt .at
la Mke n, then .oat take M. He heave.
Leave It with him. W are wtm.
J. O. At kK CO.. Lewatl, Maaa.
InordiMU Vanity.
'Johnson loves to k his uame in J
print, doesn't he?" ,
"I should say so. Why the morning ;
after he was married, he got up at 5 .
o'clock to read the wedding notices In !
the papers." Town Topli. i ,
Aa Optlmht
Susie Robinson Sometimes It Isn't
so bad having to wear a big sister's
clothes. . '
Mamie llrown It Isn'tT !
Susie Robinson No; when my bis
sister's got this coat on it's a box coat;
but I'm so short that when I wear it,
it's n automobile coat. Brooklyn
Eagle.
Where Unoranct Is Bliss,
Maude Kitty, do you know what
awful things people are saying about
you?
Kitty No, doar; and I suppose you
do not know what terrible things people
are saying about you?
Maude Perhaps, on the whole, it in
well that neither of us should ' be en
lightened. Boston Transcript.
I.H I1M.II HI II II
Ths Heavy Work Explained.
Bigby Hunting trips cost too much
nowadays.
Bagby Yes; if a man has to buy all
the game he brings home.
Bigby That's so; and I have to buy
about two dozen extra ducks or tiirkeyn
for my wife to giveaway. Detroit Frw
Press.
The Press Agent's Witerloo.
"You see," exclaimed the advance
agent for the Giddy Burlesquers, "I
thought if I could get them to talk of
suppressing the show it would be good
advertising."
"Well?"
"Well, hang it all! They weren't
content to talk about, but they actually
did suppress it." Chicago Post.
Chance for Heroism.
Adorer (anxiously) What did your
father say?
Sweet Girl Oh, he got so angry I
was afraid to stay and listen. He's in
a perfectly terrible rage. Go in and
appease him. New York Weekly.
Plain Dog.
"Thoroughbred dog?"
"On the contrary, he's precisoly the
kind of a dog that would rattier belong
to a boy about 10 years old than to any
body elee in the world." Detroit
Journal.
In A. D. 1906.
"How far is it from Irvington to
Bridgeport?" inquired the chaffeur of
the racing automobile.
"About 45 miles as the flying ma
chine flies," responded the man lean
ing against the fence. Brooklyn tagie.
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Signature of
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Town Oftlce Anxiety.
CluaUm You are looking bad
what's the matterworrying about the
eUk'ks?
Hulmlvs Oh not Hut I fool it In my
Initio that my chit-kens have gut out
and are w ra tolling up my garden.
Brooklyn Life.
Mothers will And Mrs. Wlnslow's Booth,
tni f yrup the beat remedy to use lor their
children during the teething period.
Tht Oreom's View. ,
First Groom I say, dose rich guys
has de cinch. Hublier-tirtHl wagons,
rnbber-ttred automobiles V rubber
tirtni blcyclea.
Second Groom Yes, 'n all's loft for
us ia tor rub 'er tired horse whtui ' tlioy
come In Uostou Herald.
WELL LIQHTEO 8TORES.
The M. V. M. Arc sra Csutlnf Quit a Stir.
Nothing is more annoying than a
poorly litflih-d store. From the time of
old tallow dips millions ot people have
tMHn bothered by Insutllcient tight wlion
the evening comes. Hut now it seems
the whole qmwtiun U settled bv the
beautiful, brilliant, economical "M &
M" Are lamps that are becoming ho
popular. They are cheap, too. Write
to C. W. lord, Portland. Oregon, for a
circular telling you all about them.
You'll tie glad you wrote. Agunta are
wauuHi in every town.
No OlWiblnj.
Ah, my friend," sighed old Skin
flynt, who was dying, "I'm going a
long, long Journey."
"Never mind," replied the friend,
who knew him. "It's all down hill."
A Wlckid Insinuation,
Miss Serelesf Fashion seems to tend
toward costumes of the lat century..
Miss May Budd How nice) Some
people will bo able to make over their
old dresses.
Ths Qualified Critic.
Big School Qirl Ain't you got no
grammar yet? '
Mule School Girl Nope, not till
next year,
"Why, gracious; I've took grammar
two hull years a'ready!" Detroit Free
Prt'!8.
Reverted Situations.
"Yos, poor fellow, she married him
to reform him."
"Well"?
"And now he's got his hands full
trying to reform her." Denver Times.
Aa experienced Mont man.
Minks What earthly use have you
for six horses?
Winks Guess you don't know much
nl am t horses, do you?
Minks No o.
Winks I keep six so that I will al
ways havo two that won't have any
thing the matter with them when I
want to drive. New York Wet kly.
SHOES
' UNION MAOC.
'glict ioertau etatti m UiU itUml
ISSSaa1.tOS rain.
laot) fl,IoTPalrii.
fuslneu mart l nun i(Mwe inrvw w
THE REASONS l J
W. h. ltouKlas makes and sellsmore men's
f 3.00and$3.6Uihoesllisnanyot her two man
ufacturers in the world.
W. h. Uoiiglas 3.00 and 1.r0 shoes placed
side by side with tiJM and I'l.Ou shoes of
other makes, are found to be Juat as cood.
They will outwear two pairs of ordinary
3.u6 and S3J0 shoes.
Mad of tht test Irathtrt, tncludlna Pattnt
Corona Kid, Corona Colt, and National Kangaroo,
r, fit llMl Mil ! !' Hm t ..4.
cannot be eaualliui at any price,
noes IitbimII Hir.rnni. S'.t.l(l
W. 1.. Oonnla.. nrockton. l
w. j,. oousiaa sa.uu -uut uiire usi
fVee.
iaiib
K. P. K. V.
So, 9-iaosi.
Whkn wntln. t advertiser pleas,
meutlon this pa pen
y&SyVf SkPousles MoimaVl
i 1'" ami in. bet 11
C m & -'XV arioa dualars
II g "T A W enrrywlwra.
I iVf,51. 11 tl't,MI
I 4 Thasntiln
v Si? S hawW.U
. TJf i,ou'u;
II '"j'1 ' sl II aamesnd
II ' "v Fy II price on
PRUSSIAN POULTRY FOOD
K nukes Hern Lsy snd Ktept them tsylng. It cures Roup, Cholera and All
Oliestes. II itrengtheni young chicks, nd mskss thsm grow. Pries 25c snd 30c.
Sty towis chlckans commoncud lTln(r, and after l"Plns fonr dn 1 pr
ehanod apaJkaK of your FKUHHUN FuULTRY roou. which lonwd them
from dylnw end I hare comUntly kept It oa band ever elnc I osn rroommend
It luit u la nndd in ruln Doultr. O. K. H1UOIN. Latah. Weak.
attMVK.i a,fe.U BStlltK, C'OMBt Agents, Portlaud, Ore., and Heattle, Washa
cwut
THE
t.'a ia.
HkaltM awlb.
eMlarv Oat lakta
SnaMMlkakl(Ul,laMar,Tar;wlm. Tba faat
ia. Salaer'a aata ar. brad w 4aea. Tba t). S. Ilaaarl.
awalar anlaaltaraelalna
Ua4 Malaa, eUer's wra Ula kail. Haw a. tea Ilka ibat,
Hr. SaraMrl Oa. a.. iAk Oaalarr Oat U kaaad I aamalralr
riTilaUanlia aat navln. aa wa
ylakja I. IX t aDiln) Iran te (OO b.h.ls par aara. Filoe I,
Sir ,. Sa la tba wlat aa bay Ibia .arlMy Uli rlaf la tall le
ynraalkkmikawalftf(aUoraNd, Ii will aartlj pa; j.
Sfoar Marvmi Wheat 43 bum, par Hera
Tka eal aariaa waaal aa aarak IkalwIU Tlalda.arlaiansaarlk,aMl,Maiai
aad wail aad I. amy auia la ika Ual.a. Wa alaa kata IM aalaknMd Uaaae,
tal whaai, ylakUaj as amr turn; SI kaabata pw Mfa. .
SPELTZ
1. ami amkn aaraal aad Say fcad as earlk, pndaalM Ssrtals
arpalaaadtwaaaf ilab Say aat aara.
VEGETABLE SEEDS
W. art tat laisaM mrmn mm at aMak
II taaaar aakiai naaUaMa la aaanaeua,
aaaw aad sp a anad. Oamagaa una.
For 10c
Oar fnat MUlasaa aaaialgt tall
ylaMlag lue ftaibaiai aar Tripia
aar HWtHi Jiaiaia, auw aava.i
aililaraa, araaaaias s taaa
Oal, alia IW taa af say,
affraaa AMldar par aara.
varia floe U aay
DtraMr. ana l. nrai
1S It (at Mart
raanptaf
hi
St. Jacobs i
Oil
ARK words familiar throughout the
otvilui'd world, words lal aland
for all that Is pure and cflecilve la
intiiiin. . . ...
No power oa earth has been ante to
bar its progress, becaune tt did Us ap
pointed work, ,
In every clime and tlh .very r0Pi
tt has worktfd woiidvm ia alleviating
pain,
lu enres of Rheumatism bave an
proaclied Ihe Mlrartiiniia,
Ha imrlu.in value la Ihe accret of
utva4it its world-wide popularity
ot Its wonderful aele-of its uuiitlalit
growth.
- lis virtue are stamped on the liaarts
of theuiice crippled and loriurcd vry.
whore-nsver lo be iflaccd while III
U8wh in brief Is ST. J A (MM OH, the
pain killing marvel ot thtcaiitury.
IT ACTS LIKG MAGIC.
BISHOP SCOTT ACADEMY
furtlaud, Uroton. , rounded li
A. i i ii. -
I Heme School far
Military md Manual Training.
Writs for Illustrated Calelouue.
ARTHUR C NGWILL, Principal
WASHING MADE EASY
tt nulnff ii, v ViulitiiL Tul ili-t . No aelila.
Send W cent, fur package sufllcient fur
3 mnnlliH, Willi mil nirectiiiiw. Agents
wauted. W.O. POWELL,
Box 6o6, Portland, Oregon.
The Farmer's First Profil
Is Btade In hietictton of Nl
bend lor
Our Complete Annual Cata
logue for 1002, FREEI
It eonlalna full direction for tardea
work and man iiarlul tahlrsfor the
farmer. No one evils butter
rW.lt llisn
LA&lnKKiHIN'S BKED9.
LAMBERSDN Portland Oregon
JOHN POOLE, Portland, Oregon,
Foot of Xorrlson Birret.
Can give you the lent btirK'ains in
nuggies, Plows, lWiilers and Kugines.
WiiulniilU and Pumps nnd fieiieral
Machinery. Kee us U-fore buying.
Tor
The Farmer
The Gftjdener
and
The Housewife
I ThrvroMallttlamof. Tl
Far wirlli a, rut ,i,ttl m,n I
Oun tl tuliisnr kind, ..iil
er altare. iius aiiuual lira.
D. M. PtRRV A 0O
Detroit, Mich.
Sew Year Resolutions
ft" Kcclcy Curo
fetus relief hom lla, optnia aad leoaeM
aabtis, Mad kit partleoian ts
laetllnt. "omiI to IO Williams
IHStllUIB, A... I'orllaud, Orngua
ttyoa baeen't a rcaular, beaJtnr reoremnnt ef thi
bowels erf dr, you're Slufc, or will be. hnep rout
bowels open, anil lie well. Some, lo tlienaieof
Violent pnjtlc or pill pulerin. ia danseroua. The
fitnooiheai. eaileal. moat perfmit wej ul Seoulng las
boa oloar aud oleaa U to taks
ftoasant. Palatable, fotent.TasteOood. TioOood
Jlever Hluken, Weaken, or Urlpe, lue, ftOe Wrltt
or free aamp.e, and booklet on bealttt, address
eirllat itrntif t'aser, Cktaafa BaalMal, liw lark. Kit
KEEP YOUR BLDOO GLEAH
TRACKI
naoarab anlplnff
Salaer. ftmw tOth
taa aaka, awl. art
Ibataataf am aoe aaaiDlM aad
ainaal daaani af fbrnarl u npart
.( nrllaM raaa, laaal, SaM aara and
riltaa era my m, vaua taaa v
Worth $10
daiari,Uaa af ear SaM1m Sattay,
laaaoia uara, eeiag w aDaa.ui
aar Mm mmw ara. anw vtu.w
.r nagaiaOTni eayi our .
ton TMaiaw wun mi ua,
eauar-a tm nuivtaa,
lo. awaaa ar
aata aiKpiaa, waria
la atallaa yaa aa
ma. paaMsa,
ff4
Iieley
CANDY
II X,' CATHARTIC ys