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The Stimulus
of Pure Blood
That is what la required by
every organ of the body, for the
proper performance of its functions.
It prevents biliousness, dyspep
sia, constipation, kidney complaint,
rheumatism, catarrh, nervousness,
weakness, faintness, pimples,
blotches, and all cutaneous erup
tions. '
It perfects all the vital processes.
W. P. Keeton, Woodstock, Ala., took Rood's
frirll! to maks hit blood par. He
write that be had not fait well but tlrd for
torn time. Before h had finished tit first
bottle of this medicine he felt better end
when he had takes the second u like
soother men free from that tired feeling
sad able to do hU work.
Hood's Sarsaparilla
Promises to cure and keeps the
promise. Accept no substitute,
but get Hood's today.
tiis Plight Explained.
"I saw Blinks today, and he was in
a terrible shapeboth eyes closed and
bruises all over. Ho isn t a quarrel
some roan, is he?" .
0h, no: quite the reverse. He nev
er sees, a quarrel that he doesn't want
to act as peacemaker."
"Ah, that explains it then.' Chi
cago Post. '
Bend to Garfield Tea Co.. Brooklyn, !T. T. for
, samples of Garfield Tea and Headache Powders
two Invaluable remedies.
Quitting Suspicion
"5dy dear," said the suspicions wife,
"this sealskin sack you gave me for
' Christmas has the odor of galine."
"Very likely," answered the crafty
husband. "But you know Santa Claus
is using an automobile now."
Nevertheless, she had her doubts
about it, fearing that he had pur
chased the garment second handed of a
cleaner. Baltimore American.
- Everyone who uses Hamlin's Wizard
Oil to cure pain is never in without
a bottle of it.
Sura Sign.
Jester Dobster has in him the mak
ing of a great artist.
Jimson What make9 you think so?
Jester Because ho painted a picture
recently, and when he looked at it,
later, couldn't tell what the subject
was. Ohio State Journal.
Ladle Can Wear Shoee
One size smaller after usin Allen's Foot Ease,
a powder. It makes tiisht or new shoes easy.
Cures swollen, hot, sweating-, aching feet, in
f rowing nails, corns and bunions. Alldrnc
cists and aiioe stores. 2oe. Trial pack ape FREE
hr K. Address Allen S. Oluuied, I Boy,
KewYork.
Out of a Knothole
He (just introduced) What a very
homely person that gentleman near the
piano is, Mrs. Black. .
She Isn't be?' That's Mr. Black.
"How true it is, Mrs Black, that the
homeliest men always get the prettiest
wives." Tit-Bite.
GaiBeld Tea cures constipation. , '
Cab Rites in Gtie.
In New York, Chicago, Washington
and other cities it costs $5 for a carri
age for a theater party, a dinner or a
ball. In Berlin it costs about 50 cents.
There is a cab stand every few blocks,
the locations being fixed by police reg
ulations. One pays for the distance.
Piso'i Cure cannot be too highly spoken
f as a coueh cure. J. W. O'Brieh, 322
Third Ave., K., Minneapolis, Minn., Jan.
6,1900. .
Cable Span 3,000 Miles Long.
The longest span of submarine cable
in existence will be that between Van
couver and Fanning island, 3,000 miles
apart. The task of laying it com
menced in January.
Mothers will find Mrs. Wlnslow's Sooth
ing Syrup tbe best remedy to use lor their
children daring the teething period.
Fooled.
"When she married that old man for
his money, she thought his cough would
carry him off in a few months."
'And it hasn't?"
"No. She can't even make him
cough up what money she wants."
Philadelphia Bulletin.
breast, though
they are liable to appear upon other parts
f the body. When they begin to spread
and eat into the flesh, sharp, piercing
pains are felt as the underlying tissue is
destroyed and the tender nerves exposed.
Cancerous sores develop from very trifling
causes; a carbuncle or boil, swollen gland,
a little watery blister on the tongue or
lip, a wart, mole or bruise of some kind
becomes an indolent, . festering sore,
which in time degenerates into cancer.
"Tea years ago X
had a sore on my left
temple, which the
doctors pronounced
a eancerous nicer;
It would itch, bum
a Men, burn
sd, then scab I
but would
teal. After f
3.S.S. awhile
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anil hlMtfl
t'over, b
5 never heal
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core Began to r
alsoharge, and when f
. all the poisonous 3
matter had passed t ?.V s
nt It got well. iV -Zi 3
took in all about
thirty bottles, continuing It for soma
time after the aore had healed, to be
sure all the poison was out of my sys
tem. Have aeen no sign of the cancer
la ten years. JOSEPHTJS BEID,
. Gant, Audrian Co., Mo.
is 6trictly a vegetable
remedy, and, while
possessing purifying
and healing properties
that no other medicine
does, contains nothing that could derange
the system. While cleansing the blood
it also builds up the general health.
If you have a suspicious sore, or other
blood trouble, send tor our free book on
Blood and Skin Diseases, and write to us
for any information or advice wanted;
we make no charge for this service.
THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO, ATLANTA, 64. '
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THEY TRY NEW CROPS
KANSAS FARMERS ALWAYS READY
TO EXPERIMENT.
They Have Firs Faith that the Soil
of Their State Will Rata Anythlns
The Record-Breaking Wheat Crop
of the Tear 1901.
The advance of Kansas to the first
place among the wheat-producing com
monwealths again calls attention to
tbe wonderful productiveness of that
State. It la also calculated to make
one reflect on the remarkable history
ot agricultural experiments by the
Kansas farmers. Id the early "SKa there
was high-pressure wheat growing, but
it did not reach the volume, nor even
the relative Importance, of the crops
of the last few years. Tbe crop of
1901 aggregated more than 00.0OO.tXH)
bushels, by far the largest of any
State Id tbe Union. This crop U val
ued at more than $30,000,000.
Wheat raising tn Kansas has passed
through many experimental stages, as
has the growing of many other agri
cultural products. At first it was sup
posed that only spring wheat could
be produced with profit In the State.
This idea was dispelled by the demon
strations of T. C Henry, known as
,the "wheat king." who owned at one
time 60,000 acres of land near Abilene.
Henry Introduced winter wheat One
year (1S7G) he raised more than 200.
000 bushels, which he sold at about
$1.20 per bushel He revolutlouixed
wheat raising In bis State. At present
the spring wheat crop la an Inconsid
erable Item In the total product
In spite of the fact that Kansas has
led the prairie States In agricultural
development end has held the center
of the stage for many years, there have
been times In the experimental pro
cesses when Its people suffered' dis
paragement for their foolish and un
profitable methods. It used to be said
that a Kansan would plan anything;
that he had to be shown that a thing
would not grow before be would be
lieve his State could not produce It
For examplethere are said to be 2.500
varieties of apples. State reports show
that at least 2.000 of these have been
tried tn the Sunflower State, many of
them proving utter failures, of course,
but tbe best varieties being establish
ed through this Indiscriminate but con
clusive method of demonstration.
A story is told of Secretary Mobler
of the agricultural department that be
once visited the French market in New
Orleans and there for the first time
saw macaroni He was inquisitive
about the curious-looking food prod
uct He was told of the various uses
to which the article could be put He
declared that be believed "the stuff
would grow In Kansas," and expressed
his determination to try It
In recent years the Kansas farmers
have learned through their own exper
iments and through the useful Infor
mation of the agricultural schools
what crops are best adapted to their
soil, and climate, what parts of the
State are best for this or that variety,
when to plant and sow, how to fight
crop enemies, etc This practical school
applies to cereals, fruits and cattle. It
Is wholly probable that the present
preference for wheat over corn will be
permanent since it has been demon
strated that as fine winter wheat can
be raised In Kansas as In any other
part of the world and with much more
certainty of success than attends tbe
raising of corn, says tbe Kansas City
Star.
It seems Improbable that the world's
wheat supply will become overlarge as
a result of this change In Western
States. Tbe product of the Eastern
States Is growing less and less. As
an illustration: Two counties In Kan
sas produced this year more than 11.-
000,000 bushels of wheat more than
all the New England States and Jer
sey, Delaware, Alabama, Arkansas,
Montana and South Carolina combined.
How to Help the Fal'en.
"Icy pavements are now with us,"
said a Camden man, "and women are
beginning to fall frequently. Do you
know the right way to help them up?
I ask you this because I see all about
me In the winter time prostrate women
and men making monkeys of tbeni and
of themselves by offering help that Is
not helpful
"For Instance, down goes a young
woman. A young man rushes to her,
and, standing before her, takes both
her hands. Then he pulls, but since
she has nothing to brace her feet
against Instead of rising to the-pull
she slides along In an undignified way.
Another woman falls and the man who
runs to her gives her his band. She
takes It o as not to hurt his feelings,
but It la a hindrance to her Instead of
a help, for, unless she is being actually
lifted up, she needs both her bands In
rising one to arrange her skirts with,
the other to press on tbe pavement as
a kind of lever.
, "The proper way to assist a woman
to ber feet" said the Camden man,
according to the Philadelphia Record,
"is to stand before her,' saying, with
a smile and a soothing gesture: 'Re
main perfectly still, please,' and then
to step gallantly to the rear, put your
hands under her arms and raise her
with a firm grip."
Bis Trees In tbe Philippines.
An idea of the size of tbe trees of
the Philippines Is obtainable from tbe
dimensions of Governor Tart's rouud
table, tbe top of which Is a solid sec
tion of a native tree eight feet In dl
ameter. Throughout the islands one
frequently see. in the better class of
houses dlnlng-tables that ace seven.
eight and nine feet wide, the tops In
every case being made of a single sec
tion. These are not so large as tbe
Southern California table tops, but
they will do. Kansas City Journal.
Monster Automobile.
The most extraordinary automobile
In the world is that being erected by a
French doctor, in which he Intends,
with two students, to make a trip
round the world. It will contain two
sleeping apartments, a large workroom
and four big tanks for storing oil. It
will unquestionably be tbe largest mo
tor ever built
No woman can .cultivate her mind
and her complexion simultaneously.
in m. SFOT
THE STORY OF AN ATTACK AND
ITS REPULSE.
A Thrilling Aeeatsat as Told by a Yet
eraa ot the Oae Hnadrait aal Fifty
foartk ladlaaa Yatuntavr.
Jacob T. Keller, of Girard, Kans., is
a veteran who saw long and hard serv
ice in the Civil war with the One Hun
dred and Fifty-fourth Indiana Volun
teer and be tolls many a story of biv
ouac and battle, tie waa recounting
some of bis adventures to a reporter the
other day.
"Of all my experiences in the war
and out of it," be said, "one is moot
often uppermost in my thoughts. I
had strained my hip in some manner
but I thought I had got over it all
right. About two years after that,
however, when I was plowing for wheat
I gave out again in that spot. Rheuma
tism set in and I had to quit work. I .
tried one thing after the other to geti
some relief from the pain but nothing :
that I took helped me at all and I be-;
came discouraged. j
The cords of my left leg were drawn
so badly that I could not straighten it 1
out at all, nor could I sit down. My j
hip and knee pained me and I suffered,
horribly. At times also I bad nervous
headache. After trying a number of
things, my daughter, Mrs. Fry, who
had been cured of rheumatism by Ir.
Williams Pink rills for Tale People,
Induced me to try that remedy. My
case was a very stubborn one and I took
five boxes of the puis before I could see
much change but I kept on and they
certainly did wonders for me. The
cords in my leg began to slacken and
before long it limbered so that I could ;
nee it again and be able to sit down. ;
My kidneys had been bad and the pills
aeon made them better, too. Ir. Will
iams' Pink Pills for Pale People are a
grand, good medicine and I recom- i
mend them to all who suffer as I did." I
The real cause of rheumatism is the
presence of acid in the blood, which ir- j
ritates the sensitive tissues that unite
the joints and cover the muscles, thus
causing those indescribable tortures
which rheumatic sufferers endure.
Years ago those afflicted were bled; as
if taking away some of the impure
blood could remedy the balance. This
folly has been abandoned and today
physicians prescribe and druggists rec
ommend the use of Dr. Williams' Pink
Pills for Pale People, as these marvel
ous vegetable pills go directly to the
seat of the trouble, exerting a powerful
influence in puifymg and enriching the
blood by eliminating poisonous ele
ments and renewing health-giving force,
thus mating a potent remedy for cur
ing this disease.
Dr. Williams' Pink Pills for Pale
People are an unfailing specific for all
diseases arising from impoverished
blood or shattered nerves. They cure
not only rheumatism but locomotor
ataxia, partial paralysis, St. Vitus'
dance, sciatica, neuralgia, nervous head
ache, after-effects of grip, of fevers and
of other acute diseases, palpitation of
the heart, anaemia, pale and sallow
complexions, and all forms of weakness.
At all druggists, or direct from Dr.
Williams Medicine Company. Schenec
tady, If. Y., fifty cents per box; six
boxes for two dollars and a half.
Recommendations.
Mrs. Knowles That is a beautiful
recommendation you gave your cook.
Of course she deserved it?
Mrs. Milton Of course.
Mrs. Knowles But what do you
really think about the girl. I have
written recommendations myself, you
know? Boston Transcript.
Garfield Headache Powders: 4 Powders are
sold for 10c. 1 Powder cures a headache.
Tis Hard to Tell.
Dinwiddie The city of Colon has
been given np by the insurgents.
Van Braam Does that put a full stop
to the war? Pittsburg Chronicle-Tele
graph. '
Considerate.
"Don't vou. think von could drive
that mule without the use of profan
ity?" inquired the person of refinement.
Yes answered the canal boatman.
I reckon I could eet alonz all richt.
But it would get powerful lonesome
for the mule." Washington Star.
AYegetable Preparatiortfor As
similating the Food andRegula
ting the Stomachs andBcrwels of
Promotes DigestionCheerfur
ness and Rest.Conta'ms neither
Opium.MorpIune nor Mineral.
kot Narcotic.
JbapeafOUJk-StMUELPtlQim
Punpli Sent'
JLx.Smn
CfaifiU Sagar
norm
Aperfecl Remedy forConslipa
Tion.Sour Stonrach.Diarrhoea
Worms .Convulsions .Feverish
ness and Loss OF SLEEP.
Facsimile Signature of
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Wilfully NlMnxktleod.
"Some of my latest photographs,"
said the camera fiend, "I &
under water."
"Why did you goto the trouble of
taking them there?" remarked Pepprey,
"It would have been easier to just tie
a stone to them and throw them in,"
Philadelphia press.
Squirrels Nestlnj In Church Chimney,
Sexton Davis, of the Congregational
church, at Winter Park, Fla., met with
an unexpected accident when he made
the first fire of the season in the church
this fall. The chimney would not
"draw," and the caoe was found to be
In a large pqnirrvl'a nest, or a sorto of
nests, in the top of the structure. The
opening was found completely closed
with squirrel lie? material to the depth
of four feet from the top. Florida
Times-Union and Cittien.
War Vailt el Horses.
Roughly speaking, corps requires
to be mounted every four months, but
one cavalry regiment records the stag
gering figures ot 3,000 animals in a lit
tle over a year, says a London news
paper. It was the general opinion of
experts that thai members of the House
hold cavalry proved themselves the best
"caretakers" and despite their heavy
weights got as much work out of k their
mounts as any cavalry in the field.
There was even one instance of a troop
horse weathering the whole campaign
and returning fit and well to ceremonial
duties in London.
Different Kinds of Ivory.
Today nothing but elephant ivory is
used in fine carving. In the past there
was walrus, narwhal, nylghau and
mammoth. Tusks vary from 10 feet
long, weighing 200 pounds, to smaller
ones, and the price is about $tl a pound.
Narwhal ivory is unlimited in supply,
owing to the discovery of large quanti
ties in the arctic regions, where for un
told years it has been preserved in the
ice. , It is of no nse for fine ivory carv
ing, but is used in all inferior types of
work, such as low-priced umbrellas
and stick handles, cheap chessmen,
frames, etc.
Osrfleld Headache Powders are especially a.
dapied to the needs ot nervous women. Try
them.
On the Jury.
Employer So you served on the jury
last week, Pat. Did you know what to
do? r
Pat Shure, sor, I had no trouble.
There was a man there tould me what
to do and gave me $10 for doing it.
Btatb or Ohio, cm or to lido,
Ixcas Coi'jrrr. - I
Peaks. J. chok v makes oath that he Is the
senior parter ot the firm ol F. J. cuss it A Co.,
doing buaiueas in ihe Citr ol Toledo, Comity
end biaie aforesaid, and that said firm will pav
the sum Ol ONB HUNDRED DOLL A Ki) for earn
and ever ease of Catarrh tbateannot be cured
by the nse of Hall's Catarrh Curb.
FRANK J. CHENEY
Sworn to before me and eubooribed in mv
presence, this th day ol December, A. D. Uiai.
tTTj A.W.GLEASON,
Jl Notary Public
Ball's Catarrh Cure is taaen internally and acts
directly on the blood and mucous surfaces of
the system. Send for tetimonislt, free.
F.J. CHENEY k CO., Toledo, 0.
Bold by drngeists, 76e.
Hall's Family Fills are the best
flarfleld Tea, the herb medicine, cures con
stipation, sick headache and liver disorders.
Their Advantage.
"But," said the young mosquito, "is
not man much stronger than we?"
"lie is," responded the fond parent;
"but we may venture to attack him on
account of our superior mobility."
Puck.
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Avoid Ncrvoum Prattrmtfott
If you are dangerously tick what la
(he urt duty of your physician T lie
quiets the nervous system, he deaJena
the pain, and you aieep welt.
You ought to know that when you
ceased to oe regular in your eouraea,
arrow Irritable without cause, and,
! tlecplcM alg-hta, there la aerioua
Mas. UASTtar. i . ..
trouble aomewherts and narvoua pro
tratiun is sure to follow.
You ought to know that indigestion,
exhaustion, womb displacements,
fainting, ditaineaa, headache, and
backache send the nervea wild with
affright, and you cannot sleep,
Mrs. Hartley, of m W. Congress St,
Chicago, 111., whose portrait we pub
lish, suffered all those agonies, and
waa entirely cured by Lyula E. Pink
ham's Vegetable Compound ! her case
should be a warning to others, and
her cure carry conviction to the minds
of eery suffering woman of the un
failing efficiency of Lydia E. Plskhams
Vegetable Compound.
Bcgjsrs Had $3 Apitrt.
Some of the professional lxggara ar,
rented in the Christmas shopping dis
trict in New York had only . ft when
searched, but some of them had so
much more that it brought the average
up to $3 apiece.
Bacteria In School Inks.
The authorities at Minden, Germany,
have made a bacteriological examina
tion of school inks. They have found
that most of them contain bacteria
which, if animals are inoculated with
them, often prove fatal.
Lift Avenges,
Tn 300 years the average length of
human life has been doubled. In the
sixteenth century it was between 18
and 20 years; at the close of the
eighteenth century it was a little over
30 years, and today it is over 40 years.
Wild Eltphants Gcttinj Scarce.
It is estimated that there are fewer
than 10,000 wild elephants left in all
the countries on the globe, and that five
of these will be killed off where one
is born. It is a matter of only a few
years when the lust one mnst go.
Population Multiplying In Algeria.
The French census returns for Al
geria reveal the fact that in less than
50 years the native population of the
colony, Arab and- Kabyle, has almost
doubled itself, having risen from
2,307,000 in 1856 to 4,070,00 at the
present time.
Canadian Hay for Africa.
Canada's entire surplus crop of hay
and oats is being marketed this year
to the British government for the use
of the army in South Africa. An extra
fleet of steamers is transporting this for
age to the seat of war.
Easily Interpreted,
Mrs, Hoon -I dreamed last night
that you had given me an automobile.
Mr. noon u rn, yes! iou iiaa a
horseless nightmare- and, by the way,
my dear, dreams usually go by con
traries. Smart Set.
The Range Pony In Alaska.
The best animal for the Klondike and
Inner AJaska has proved to be the range
pony reared In the cold, mountainous
country of Montana, Northern Idaho
and Washington. The pony weighs
from 800 to 1,000 pounds and Is giving
much better service than the mule. lie
picks his way through stretches of bog
where the mule mires, climbs glaciers
and canyon sides where the mule turns
back, and eats snow to quench bis
thirst, which tbe mule will not do. For
prospecting purposes tbe trained pack
pony Is invaluable and tbe best means
of transportation In Alaska.
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Edmond About, the French novelUt,
was once asked to write a new spaper
notice of a play written by a friend.
The playwright begiftd him to diffusa
the acting and scenery, but to say little
about the drama Itself, which evidently
was not proving much of a success.
About did aa requested, told of the plot
at length and guvs muvh detail aa to so
cvtmtrlen, winding up with this sen
tence; "Alxnit midnight the curtain
fell ami with it the piece."
Tax U,ioa Cyclists.
The handsome sum of nearly 8,500,
000 franca has beou brought into the
treasury of the French re public by the
tax upon the cyclists during the year
1UU1. The tux was first imposed in the
year 18U4, and was paid by 203,03tl
person. In 1805 it wits levfed upon
286,084. in 18M upon 320,80, in 18K.7
upon upon 408,80, in 18i8 upon 484,
414, and in 18M nearly double that
number 838,85fl. The tax upon nu
tor carriages In 1000 waa paid by 2,817
persons.
India the land of Reports.
India U the land of reports. There
is a monthly, quarterly, half-yearly,
annual plague of them. There is no
country, probably, in which so many
useless reports are written and so tew
read. In one province the chief busi
ness of the local government consista tn
dunning its Ulcers for jrtatlstlea and
reporU and In compiling from them
volume (or the delusion of the supreme
governmeut. More than one half ol
the time and energy of every civil offi
cer 1" taken up In writing. Fortnight
ly Keviow.
Serve four Meals a Day.
Washington hotels are said to be the
only ones in this country that serve
four regular meals every 24 hours
breakfast, luncheon, dinner and sup
perthe latter being served in some
cases as late aa midnight.
Moit Important, to Us.
Teacher Tell me some of the mt
important things dieting today which
did not exit 100 jtars auto.
Tommy Us. Mray Stories. ,
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Natural Reason! tor. Friendship,
The Itrowns and the Joneses arc
great friends. Mr. Urown ami Mr.
Jones are friends because tliey like the
samo things, and their wives are friends
because they ditdike the same people.
New York Times.
Just Like a Boston Cirl.
He was rescuing a Iloaton girl from
drowning, and it looked as though they
would never see Cambridge again.
Hold on tight, . Penelope," he
gasped; "hold on tight "
"Ikm't say 'hold on tight,' " gurgled
the girl, with her mouth full of the At
lantic ocean, "say, 'hold on tightly.' "
Weekly Telegraph.
Said the Observant f orcijner.
"I have noticed," said the Obnervant
Foreigner, who was not writing a book
about America, "that, according to your
newspapers, the Wt citiwns are always
to be found in large numbers at just
three places."
"Where?" we asked, being mildly
curious.
"At political rallies, prize fights and
lynching bees." Ualtimore American.
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cures the most difficult
cases ot Rheumatism
after every other form of
treatment has failed. ,
St. Jacobs Oil never faila.
IT CONQUERS PAIN
Price, 25c and 50c.
AGEflTS ME MONEY
Selling my goods. Big profits. No ex
perience. New plan. Write for circular.
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Kansas City's Shsd Trers.
Turing the past year 2,000 shade
trvea have boon planted In Kansas City,
ni'Ktly at put lic expense. At a recent
meeting t to public Improvements com
mittee ot I he city council authorised the
planting ot 30,820 trees along tho vari
ous streets.
Falsa Hop.
Teir I heard him ay he felt rather
encouraged because you left the gal
turned low in the parlor when he called.
Jeff How foolish of html One
needs a dark room todoveUp a nega
tive. Albany Journal. .
Those Dear Girls.
Madge She was in a collision and
had all the enamel evraed off her
wheel.
Dolly How lucky she war! If
she'd taken a header she'd have had
the enamel scraped off her face. Judge.
Ready for Aaothtr Camtv
Benevolent Old Gentleman What
are yon crying for, my little man?
Little 1'oy I boo-hot) jes' lost fl'
cents.
Old Gentleman Well, here is five
wilts for you, so stop crying. How did
you lose it? .
, Little lloy I lost it pilchin' pennies.
SCHOOLS AND COLLEGES.
BISHOP SCOTT ACADEMY
Portland, Urvgon. rounded 17U
k Homi School for Boys.
Hilitari and Manoal Training.
Write lor Illustrated Catalogue,
ARTHUR C. NEW ILL, Principal
M.&M.ARCS
450
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Lishtinc llieae
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think ol them by
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C. W. LORD,
Portland, Or.
ew Year Resolutions .
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Bend lor
Our Complete Annual Cata
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It contains full directions for garden "
work and many useful tablets lor the
farmer. No one snlls bolter
Seeds than
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LAMBERSON - Portland Oregon
JOHN POOLE, Portland, Oregon,
. footol Morrlsoa atreelj
Can live yon the beat bargains la
Bnggiea. Plown. Boilers and Engines,
Winimilla and Pumna and General
Machinery. See ui before buying.
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