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Bramed'Down Feeling In Ibe loins. Nervousness, Dnrefrethlnf sleep, despon dent . It it time vera wert doing something. Tbe kidneys were anciently celled the relr.s in your ease ther are holding the ; relm nl driving yott into serious trouble. Hood's Sarsaparllla Acts with the most direct, beneficial effect on the kidneys. It contains the best and safest substance (or correcting and toning inese organs. Crusty. Yes." Miss Frocks went on, "Mr. Templeton and I are to be married. Why don't you offer congratula tions?" "Oh, I've no grudge against Tem pleton, " loplied the crusty old bach elor. " Adaptation. "Snicker's jokes are Tery thin," complained Dinsmore. "Perhaps he makes them that way for your special benefit," suggested Winterbottom. "How's that?" "To enable you to see through them." Spring of M it-Conduct "You haven t any manners, Jack. Why didn't you offer to escort that young lady home?" "Oh, I have manners, all right, but I didn't have any street car fare." Safer on Hit Back. Pinching-bug Say, what makes you wear your fur overcoat in such hot weather? Caterpillar Oh, half the moth balls we get now are no good. TMa sign atare is o ovary bos of the gesmiae Laxative Bromo-Quimne the leaned? (bat nns ewtel ta mmm aj Summer Geography. "Pa, what is a lake, anyway?" "A lake, Jimmie, is a large body of water surrounded by men, women and children in bathing suits." Am Exhaustive Trip. Harriet Harry's got home. Clara Did he have a good time? Harriet I guess so; he borrowed half a dollar to pay the hackman be fore he kissed any of us. Thot Printers. "Well, that's the worst yet." "What's the matter?" "My magazine poem entitled 'Baffled' appears under the head of Raffled.' A Sure Result. "Say, old chap, Coffup and I have a bet we wish you to decide for us." "No thanks." "Why not? We're both friends of yours." "Exactly. So what's the use of my making an enemy of one of you?" HOWS THIS! We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for any ease of Catarrh that can not be cored by Hall's Catarrh Cure F. J. C2EKKT A CO., Props., Toledo, a We the undersigned, have known P. J. Cheney for the past IS rears, and believe him perfectly boar -sol in all business transactions and fin ancial" able to carry out any obligations ffiuui by tlieir firm. Wbt dt TbtjaX. Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, ?. W ALBINO, K INN AN MaRVIH, Wnoleale Drug-ists, Toledo, O. Call's Catarrh Cure is trJcen -n : rnaUy , acting (".irecily on tbe blood and m-eous snrfacea ot the system. Pri e 75a per bo-Ue. i;d by all drug: fata. Tcstimoni-J free. Hall a Family Pu1 r-tb beat Farmers Fight Over Laborer. Kansas City papers contain an ac count of three farmers being arrested there while fighting over the poses sion of an idle man, whom each wanted for a farm hand. How She Proves It "Maggie says she is a daughter of the revoluiton." "Can she prove it?" "Sure. Her father runs a merry-go-round." Pride of the Poor. Mrs. McChane (triumphantly) I see ye are takin' in washin' again, Mrs. McProudee (whose husband "had lost a paying job.) Sure, it's only to amuse th' children. They wants the windies covered with steam, so they can make pictures on tbim. .Eczema sets the skin on fire. The acid poisons in the blood are forced out through the pores of the skin, causing intense redness, burning and itching. So terrible is the itching at times, especially when the body is over heated, that the almost distracted sufferer feels that he could tear the skin to pieces, and that he must scratch or go crazy. He knows, from experience that thia only makes matters worse, but marie derM-rati hv the terriblei burning and itching, be is for the time being indifferent to after effects. There are several forms of Eczema, the moist, or weeping kind, that comes in little pus tules which discharge a watery, sticky fluid, which dries and peels off in bran-like caks. So profuse is the discharge at times that large scabs or crusts form, which axe. both painful and troublesome, and not easily removed. Red, disfiguring bumps and sore are symptoms of Eczema. The dry form usually attacks the head, bands and feet ; the skin, becoming hard and rough, often cracking open and bleeding, and attended with much itching. Eczema depends upon a poisoned Con dition of filruvt nnit 1 u. j. m.mna. x.soonuao, man xiiago uounty, Cat., writes: "Mr body broke out with s rash x eruption which la spite) of all efforts to euro ontinued. to ret worse. The ltohiar, especially at night, was simply terrible; it would almost disappear at times, only to return worse than aver. X cad tried many highly reoommended rreparotlona without benefit, and bearing; of B. ft. 8. determined to rive It a fair trial, and was Inexpressibly delig-htod when few bottles urod me entirely, removing every blemish and plxnplo from my body. Z shall not fail to reoom mead 8. S. S. whenever an opportunity occurs. forcing the i poison back into the blood. & S. S. antidotes and neutralizes the acid poisons and drives out of the circulation all impurities and humors, and the pure rich blood that is carried to the diseased skin quickly allays the inflammation! opens the clogged up pores, and the skin becomes soft, smooth tnd ready to perform its proper functions. To be rid of Eczema you must first purify and build no the w uicT suiu suckiuour oocai uu assho, p., tne oniy teed purely vegetable blood purifier. Send fog our book on blood and skin ga write our puysicians lor any information or advice von maw rlMi m, dvke and twit tree. THS SWIFT f!"rn Is best time to euro Catarrh, H ill Bronchitis and Consumption. ill Our remedy Is guaranteed, II. 7.V"L" . p.o. Boxers. l i i::m i p., e.ff!3, n. y. Cold Curt for Disorder Nerve. "That eastern girl who is suffering from unstrung nerves made a mia take when she tried to doctor her self." "What did she take for it'?' "Diamond rings and anything else she could lay her hands on." Don't Blams Her. "Why didn't she graduate?" "She got mad at the examiner hinting, as she thought,, at her age. He asked her what great national event took place in I860." King Edward tlat Many Guests. A Tery noticeable circumstance is the number of distinguished people political, official, diplomatic and so cial who have dined with his majes ty during his visit to Windsor castle. This is especially remarkable because, during the last reign, the late queen more often dined with her family alone in the small dining room called the oak room. The king, however, has introduced tne practice of bavins a good-sited dinner party every day. World to d Tkli Tear. This Is the recent decision of on of tbe prominent societies of tbe world, but the exact day has not yet been tixed upon, and while there are very few people who believe this prediction, there are thousands of others who not only believe, but know that Hostetter s Stomach Hitters is the best medicine to cure dyspepsia, indirest- tion, constipation, billiousness or liver and kidney troubles. A fair trial will cer tainly convince you of its value. Very Blunt "The editor is kicking about some of the jokes Witlittle is turning in. He says he believes Witlittle sits down and grinds them out." "I don't believe it. If he was to grind them cut they might have a point to them." She Couldn't "Just walk this way madam," said the clerk who was bow-legged. "I'm er I'm very much afraid, sir, I can't," blushinlgy replied the fair customer who wasn't. Never Existed. Jaggles Are his characters drawn from life? Waggles Of course not. He writes dialect. TO CIJKK A COLD IN OH DAY Take Laxative Bromo Qainlne Tablets. All trorgiata refund the money it it fails to rare. K. W, (trove's signature is on each box. 25c Hence the Term. Clarence Why do you say the wedding was patriotic? Algernon Well, the bride was red, the groom was white and ner father, who had all the- bills to pay, was blue. A Conscience Document "That last cook sent us back a postal card." "What ior?" "She said on it that we'd find three of our best plates at the bottom of the pile stuck together with muci lage." Iff havent a regular, nealthr nomunt of tfes bowel Tery day, yon re sick, or will be. Keep your bowels open, and be well. Force, in tbe shape of violent physic or piU poison, is dangerous. The MBMotbest. easiest, ssost perfect way of keeping the nsiu cmr uu cin is to wu Pleasant, Palatable, Potent. Taste Good. Do Good. Rerer Sicken. Weaken, or Gripe. We. SOe Write lor free sample, and booklet on health. Address ttirilin Si-ityC-i ify.CSI , neslrtsl, Sswlerk. SBS KEEP YOUR BLOOD CLEAN His "C.IL" Booker Washington says that dur ing the early days of freedom almost every Negro who learned to read would receive "a call to preach" within s few days after be began read ing. He tells of a colored man in Alabama who, one hot day in July, while he was at work in a cotton field, suddenly stopped and, looking toward tbe skies said : "0 Lawd, de cotton am so grassy, de work am so hard, and de sun am so hot, I believe this darkey am called to preach." amplications, whila aoothinw and cooling, and may to some extent relieve the inflamma tion and itching, cannot be considered cures, because external remedies do not reach constitutional or blood diseases. Salves, ointments. powders, lotions and soaps da more harm, than good, by smearing over and sealing up SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA , OA. BlSTFCOTi 0OIVEL8 PfikY CANDY If CATHARTIC V S,. TSAOieuaa asswrsnto s I I Best Cough Syrup. Taues Good. Use I 1 1 In time. Sold by dmtrfrlfU. I - f NOISY COLLEGE BOY. AVERAGE SPECIMEN IS GOOD DEAL OF A NUISANCE. Kaasaa Jadgr Tell Bow a ad Why the loathe Get Theaaselvea DUtlkeJ- alach Trath U What Ue ffaya-Cons. aseata. However, Are Toe lraetio. That the college boy is often too ex uberant all who know htm will admit, but that he is as much of a nulsauce as Judge Frank Poster of the Kansas Supreme Court declares some - will question. "Among other things," said lie judge In a recent uewspaper arti cle, "1 would reform the colicjje a.u dent or kill htm off. 1 knock ou him. 1 know we pretend to dote ou hlin and affect to believe that he Is the hope and first care of the Suite, but It's a lie. We dou't. Nobody but his mother does. From the time he first starts out to render "Gall la est omuls dlvtsa in partes tree' he becomes an Insufferable uutsauce. If at that stage of his ca reer his own gall could be divided into 3,000 parts lustead of three and he left with only one of them the relief to maukind and to himself would be ines timable, because an IntJultesimal frac tion of the w hole of what he has would suffice the ueeds of any ordinary mor tal. 'Why do 1 say these hard things about him I say it because he Is self-important, noisy, conceited, ignor ant of all practical wisdom, parts his hair In tbe middle, flaunts his frater nity badge and school colors In an of fensive, challenging sort of way in ev erybody's face, and prances upstreet yawping his ear-splitting college yell to the fright and disgust of all timid, sensitive folk within sound. 1 saw hint at the Twentieth Kansas recep tion, a bigger man than Funston big ger even than Gen. Hughes making more uolse and taking up more room than the whole procession, elbowing ev erybody out of the way and drowning the voices of the orators and the music of the bands wtth his Idiotic 'Rock chalk. Jay hawk; rah! rah! rah! Wash burn, rah! Baker, hurrah!" or whatever the infernal Siwash gibberish is. I have seen somewhat of this world and I think I have correctly sized up a good many people In it, and I give it as my mature and solemn judgment, based npon a careful, unprejudiced compari son of the many classes of people who cultivate the habit of making a holy show of themselves, that, with the ex ception to be hereafter noticed, the average college student Is the most ob trusive and elephantine ass that fronts the grieved and frowning face of heav en. I was a college student once my self. "Now, I am not objecting to what this creature learns at school. It's what he doesn't learn that I am talking about He's lazy. He doesn't design himself for any of the usual work of mankind. Nobody ever beard of a college student who was fitting himself for anything but one of the learned professions, so called that Is, one of the professions of learning how to live off the balance of mankind. He's going to be a law yer, a preacher, a doctor, an editor, an author, an orator, a statesman, and no doubting thought ever ruffles bis serenely egotistic soul that when once he vaults into the arena of affairs the things of this world will be speedily set to rights. "But when he finally does land out the much-abused, long-suffering world gets its revenge. The world just trips him up and rolls Its big self over him and mashes the wind out of him and then picks him up and chucks him into a little 8x10 office, with cobwebs on the ceiling and fly specks on tbe win dows and two broken-leg chairs on the tloor and a dozen second-hand books in a wobbly old case with the glass broken out, and, refusing to pay bis board bill any longer, goes off and leaves him to learn wisdom from the ant "Nor have I any spite at the college student I only think he takes up too much room and makes too much noise and costs too much money ani is too smart in the budding days of his ca reer. If he could only be induced to subside somewhat, to practice a little the modest habit of self-effacement, go out and soak his head, turn an X- ray upon his inwards and see himself as others see him, we could possibly endure him instead of filling up with wicked wishes for bis assassination. But he won't" TAMAQNO GETS A REBUFF. Trouble Made for Him la Pari by His Propensity to Prive Bargalna. Ernesto Tamagno, like many other distinguished singers, Is noted for his prudence in financial matters, and dur ing his stay In this country many amus ing stories were told of his small econ omies, which were remarkable in tbe case of an artist who has always re ceived enormous compensation for his services. That his spirit for bargaining is not altogether confined to money matters has recently been shown In a fashion that has put the tenor Into an embar rassing position in Paris. He went there on his way to London, where he is singing at Covent Garden, to take part in tbe performance at the opera given in honor of the retirement of Mme. Laurent an actress of melo drama who has been for several years at the head of the orphanage for the children of French actors and has been decorated by the government for ber efforts In this field with the cross of the Legion of Honor. All the noted French actors and sing ers were delighted to take part Even Mme. Pattl. who was In Paris when the plan was proposed, said she would take the role of Juliette In the third act of Gounod'a opera. Slgnor Tarns gno said that he would sing In honor of Mme. Laurent But it appears that his passion for bargaining proved too strong for him and he could not bring himself to give something for nothing. So he decided that as It would be out of the question to expect payment In money on such an occasion, he would suggest the Legion of Honor as the appropriate reward for bis services. He adopted this course, says the New Tork Fun, with the most unpleasant re sults, Tbe suggestion was, of course, rejected by the officials to whom It was made by tbe singer's friends, and Free Ident Loubet was so disgusted by the affair that he refused to attend the performance. The tenor also declined to take part, as his suggestion that he would like the decoration was received with so little courtesy. The result or the matter was that he left Tarls vow ing that he would never return. The feeling over the affair Is such that he will In ail probability never be asked to sing at tbe opera under any circum stances. DEEDS RATHER THAN DREAMS. Docllae of Imagination aad Ira Moat Noticeable Keenlt. It will be difficult to Impress the com munity that humanity. Is greatly the loser by the dccllue of Imagination. President Thwlng of Western Reserve University professed to regret this passing emotion In au address he made recently In the West but It was no doubt largely a regret of the perfunc tory order, and one naturally to be ex pected from a man of letters. If we have in this practical age lost the pleasures of ininglnattou, we have through the Immutable law of compen sation galued greatly In realisation. There may be no modern mind capable of producing another "Faery Queeu,? but there are countless minds working for humanity's betterment and weav tng In place of tbe web of fancy the staunch though homely texture of en during benefit The decline of so-called Imagination began with the decline of chivalry. It went out wtth the false Ideas of honor, with the vauntlngs of bedisened men, with the bitter class distinctions, wlthl the contempt for the profession of let ters and with the poorly cooked food and other wretched creature comforts of that period of hampered progress. In its place has arisen a practical method of thought In which there la scant room for the dreamer of dreamt. In Its place has come a higher regard for humanity, a wider sphere for wom an, a new tenderness for childhood and a general betterment all along the marching ranks of civilisation. Imagination la a sweet and gracious quality, but its decline leaves no void In a scheme of life that believes in deeds rather than In dreams. The world may be too much with us, as old Wordsworth said, but that was a poet's protest and poetry is declining, too. Cleveland Plain Dealer. CLUBS MADE UP OF FREAKS. Queer Aasoctatlona of Queer Individu ate la Soaae Parta of Europe. There have been associations of all sorts of Individuals formed In this coun try, but none of them would bear com parison for freaklshness with some of Europe's clubs. At Hoogstraelen, a small Belgian town, a baldheaded club, to-secure admission to which a calvous area of twenty-one square centimeters. or eight snd one-quarters square inches, Is Imperative, has lately been founded. Its antithesis exists In the Long-Ualred Club of Ghent, whose members must wear either a beard of thirty centi meters (one foot) or hair of twenty cen timeters (eight Inches) In length. Les 100 Kilos," a Parisian club for which no one weighing less than 100 kilos (232 pounds) Is eligible, Is In striking con trast with "Les Fifty Kilos" of Mar seilles, to which entrance Is alone per mitted to such as are over 170 centi meters (5 feet 7 Inches) In height and under fifty kilos (118 pounds) In weight For several years the president of this club, was a Mr. Be, who, though nearly 0 feet weighed less than ninety- eight pounds. Two years ago, however, be took unto himself a wife, under whose solicitous care be so rapidly gained flesh that In less than twelve months he was compelled to resign his membership. Berlin boasts of a Big Mouth Club. In the clubroom Is kept a wooden ball as large as a medium-sized orange which every candidate for ad mission Is required to insert In bis mouth before his name can go for bal lot In the same city, too, there Is a One-Handed Club, composed only of such as have suffered tbe loss of a hand. Two Smart Women. Mother (anxiously) I am told that your husband plays poker every night at the club plays for money, too. Married Daughter That's all right He gives me all his winnings " "What? Do you " "And he always plays with Mr. Next door." "What difference can that make." "Mrs. Nextdoor makes her husband give ber his. winnings, too, and then she ' gives the money to me, and I hand ber i what my husband won from hers, and so we both have about twice as much money as we could get out of them oth erwise." New York Weekly. Literary Cariosities. The royal library at Windsor Castle contains about 100,000 volumes, and among them are many literary' curios. A nnlque Caxton on vellum, the Bible which Charles I. took with him to the scaffold, the same monarch's copy of Shakspeare, and an original copy of "The Faery Queen" are among Wind sor Castle's literary treasures. Tbe King has taken a keen Interest in .the doings of contemporary writers, and a curious little hobby has been the col lection of pen-nibs used by them. In it are Included a Browning nib, a Hardy nib and nibs of other distinctions. A Remarkable Family. Count E. de Keratry Informs the Paris Matin that bis grandfather was born In 1098, and bis father In 17C9, he himself being born In 1832, so that three generations have lived In the 17th, 18th, 19th and 20th centuries. The Keratry family numbers only 12 generations from 1297 to the present time, an average of two generations to a century. Pretty Japanese Custom. The Japanese have a custom of cele brating the blossoming of the fruit trees by a general holiday. For every humorist there is In the world there are at least a thousand wo men who are nnable to appreciate his Jokes. , How we long for another chance to clean the mud off our clothes! V 1 nT Maa. rats. Cast, tKerrul street, A aiwtmry, Mast. , T!J kfttof Bh4Hi!d carry F&Iih mrtdOortvlotlon to ttioftomrto of mU Slok Women. " I suffered with inflammation and tailing of the womb and other dis agreeable female weaknesses. I had bad spells every two weeks that would last from eight to ten days and would have to go to bed. 1 also bad head ache and backache moat of the time and such bearing down palna I could hardly walk aoroas the room at times. I doctored nearly all the time for about two yeara and seemed to grow worse all the time until last September I was obliged to take my bed, and the doctors thought an operation waa the only thing that would help me, but this I refused to have done. "Then a friend advised me to try the Finkham medicine, which. I did, and after using the first bottle I began to Improve. I took in all five bottles of Lydia E. Pinkham'a Blood Purifier, lour boxes of Lydia E. Pinkham'a Dry Form Compound, three boxes of Liver Pills and used three packages of Sana tive Wash, and I am aa well now as I ever was, I am more than thankful every day for my cure." Mas, FK Caktsr, a Merrill St. Amesbury, Maaw, Business Repartee, Strange Lady What's the price of tbe iron bedstead? Dealer Twelve dollars, madam. Strange Lady How much off if I pay cash? Dealer Madam, if you don't pay cash the bodtitead is not for sale. The Boat Preaertptioa for Mtlarta hllls and Fever Is a bottle of Grove's Tasteless Chill Tonic. It Is simply Iron and quinine la a tasteless form. Mo Curo, Mo Pay. Price 60s. Horrible Revenge. Mr. Brutle I'm going to bring Cudleigh home to dinner on Thurs day. Mrs. Brutle Why, I thought you hated that fellow so. Besides, I'll have to cook the dinner on Thursday. Mr, Brutle Yes, I know. ABSOLUTE SECURITY, Genuine Carter's Little Liver Pills. Mutt Bear Signature) of Aao Fao-Slmlie Wrapper Below. aasmgaa. ni IUBAC8E FH DIZZINESS rDS BIUOUSIESS. FOR TGRriD LIYFJ. FOI COMSTIFATHI. FOI SALLOW SKIM. FOX THEC0MPLCXI01 tTZ, I nrrely TeraMa.&d 1 CURE SICK HEADACHE. Brassy. "I suppose," said the girl in the pink shirtwa'st, "you have partici pated in every form of outdoor amuse ments?" "No," replied the girl in the Gainsborough hat. "There's one more river to cross." "River? Oh, I seel The golf Styr." The Kind You Have Always Tas-y aaaall mmi to take CARTERS IIIMII.IM.I..IIIIMM.Iil,ll. J ' ' I W I .1 1.1 ,1 IJI ,. Ijl l 4iMiM..i hihu, .j, i.!. v. . i. t'AW v.-,- - .... ture i yuan. n. jr icicncr, ana lias heen made under his personal supervision for over SO years. Allow no one to deceive you in this. Counterfeits, Imitations and J ust-as-good are but Experiments, and endanger the health of Children Experience against Experiment. What is CASTORIA Castoria, is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Pare goric, Drops and Hoothing Syrups. It is Pleasant. It contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Narcotic substance. Its age is its guarantee. It destroys Worms and allays Feveriidincss. It cures Diarrhoea and Wind ColCm1 r,eUeve9 Teething Troubles, cures Constipation and Flatulency. It assimilates the Food, regulates the Stomach and Bowels, giving healthy and natural sleep. The Childrens Panacea The Mother's Friend. , The KM You Have Always Bought Bears the. In Use For Over 30 Years. vh ecTua Conway, tt murkav ereirr. Ntwvoaaerrv. tie Sti Beth Kinds. Up on Fourth avenue there Is a storekeeper who likes to be right. Over his widnow is the sign: ' "Bird cages ami aquariums." lit the win dow another sign reads: "Bird cages and aquaria," The storekeeper comes out sometimes, looks over the signs and chuckles as it having dodged difficult problem. A Coincidence. "I suppose It is only a coincidence? " aUI the young man who is anxious to learn. "What is?" inquired the experi enced friend. "The tact that most sensational reformers have been men who wore so rich they didn't need any more money, or so poor they had lost all hopo of getting any," , Coxy Comers la the Home. Church Have you a cony corner in your bouse? Gotham Oh, yesj my wlfeliaa ar ranged two of them. "You must enjoy them after a bard days work?" "Enjoy nothing I The eat has one and my wife's dog occupies the other." fortified. Mrs. Hattcrson I'm going to meet my husband at 1 o'clock to select some decorations for the drawing room. Mrs, Clatterson What do -'.you want him with you for? "Well, in case they don't turn out right I can say it's his fault." When Willis Got Heme "Mrs. Knox," said the hostess at dinner, "your little boy doesn't seem to have much appetite." "No, he doesn't; that's a fact." "Don't bo bashful, Willie," urged the hostess. "Won't you have some more of anything?" "No, ma'am," Willie replied j "I filled up on cookies before we come, 'cause I heard nia tell pa that we wouldn't get much here." FARM MACHINERY AND SUPPLIES. , j BmI poMlble to build. BMt nialorml. Hm pro. portion. M Snub. I.llitmt running. Nevvniv frmrW iiwrionve, MIK HSI.L, LSTW1 A HTAVKH Co., 1st ana Taylur Sit., fortlana. Or. LAUD PLASTER jPsy Atents wanted In every town. SCHOOLS AND COLLEGES. r ef ISJO A Hmmm Schi to Bmym milt mry mntt Mmmmml Trmtnlnm Fall rfn OjMMta Mmmt. 12, IBOI wrrrm im llivmtrmtwm Oofaocw 33 a- St. Melon's Hall PORTLAMO, OftrOOH. A Boarding and Umj School for Girls, Has a Kornat Kindergarten Training; benart. ment, which will have a separate re.ldenre lor kindergarten clauses this Kali. Tbe Hoarding Department provides a cheerful and well ar ranged home fur young ladies. For Catalogue or other Information annlv to MISS ELEANOR TtUBKTTfl, Principal. 1)0 ms seen rait. San Francises Business College 1S36 Market St., San rranelseo, Cat. FULL COURSE, $60.00. Write for Catalogue. am. Jones' FLESH GROWER. Prlom $2.00. This Is the genuine. It Inerea. a fle.li on any part of Ibe body, develop bust to any desired sle and makes round, plump face aad neck. K.mores aU blackheads, tan. frenklM. plmnles, flesh worms, and makes tbe skin son and white. Write IOraents' term, nnt, sc. Jimij s vu. unities eiweii auicx wveea oiag,, vuKaejv, iu. . r. k. v. a, st-isei. VHCti writing; U advertisers please 1 1 moutloa this paper. Bought has borne the signa Signature of suffereothf.ee ens. CATABHH OF STQ'UCH. Miss Evelyn Morse writes from 631 Adams street, Minneapolis, - Minn., as follows t "I suffered for nearly three years with catarrh of the stomach which no medicine seemed to relieve, until a friend advined me to try lruna. Although skfpti cal, I tried It, mid fou ml it lic)Kd me within the ilraf week, I kept taking it for three month, and Miss Ereljra Morse. am pleased to say that It cured mo entirely, and I have had no sympt oms of its return. I am only too glad to recommend It." Evelyn Morse, Address Dr. Hartman, President ot The Hartman Banitsrium, Columbus, Ohio, tor free advice. , Jildt Bound. Ascum What are you so down on the Engliah for? Cass idy Why shouldn't I? Look at the stories they do be tolliu' about thlm. Ascum Yes, but they tell stories about tho Irish, too, which you say are lies. Cassidy Aye, but all the lies they tell about the English are true, II If' ! .. ! It fOO KNOW WUAT YOU ARB TAKINO When von take Grove's Tasteless Chill Ton In, ' eeeause the formula Is plainly printed oa every bottle showing that It Is simply Iron aad tint Bine io a tasteless tana. Mo Cure. No far, too. The Giddy Thlnj. Mr. Manhattan I hear you subur banites go to bed every night at 8. Isolate, (ot Lonelyville, indignant ly) It's no such thing. Why, I have sn alarm clock to wake mo up in the morining and can't wind its alarm up till tho hour band Is past 0 o'clock, so we have to sit up that Ute every night except Saturday. Ensilage Cutter. Rmt and on If perfect bloD.rcut ter no the market. Send lor circular. Mlti'heli, Lewis A Slaver t'n. Port I suit, Ore. JOHN POOLE, Portland, Oregon, Feet ot Morrisoa Street, Can give yon the best bargains la Baggies, Mows, Boilers and KnKlnee, Windmills and Pornoi an I General Machinery. See us before buying. ff The Perfection of Wall Plaster, will not all off, even thntmh . Iik.. w t- .1 . . " . ..wi vj mv unfiling 01 waier pipes. Bend as yonr address and reeelve circular how In. what others hare sained bjrlhe ute o( Laud Plaster. WE ADAMANT CO., Foot of 14th Street. rHlmntl, Oragmm. ire'SIOT PEINSIOIN If SiCK'Oso. Wsstilniien, 0. C, their will re, I eetre quick repli. a. Mh N. M. Vol.. Stal Wo Corps. ProseouUng claims si tire 187. . ....... Summer Resolution ?" Itcoloy Curo Sure relief bom llouor, opium and tobaoee habit Bead lor particulars to Just So. Little Elmer (nhci has an iiiqiiir--Intf mind) Papa, wliat is firmness? Prof. Iiroadliend.The exerciso of will power, my son. Little Elcmer Well, sir, what is obstinacy? Prof?. Broadhead. Tho exercise of won't power, my son. Hmim lh Oovpfi and Lasstlve Itrom4julnlne Tablets cure scold In one day. . Eo cure, No Pay, frloe 86 ceaU. Lest Opportunity. "And didn't yon hear of it?" in quired Mrs. Gabble. "Not one word." "Why, I've known it for a week, so I supposed every body had heard of it." I am sure Plso's Cure for Consumption snved my life three years airo. Mas. Tho. Kobrins. Maple street, Norwich, N. V.. Feb. 17, 1000. , . .., Might Be Cheaper. Tcss So ho jilted her, eh? That must have made her feci cheap. Jess Not so cheap as he might wish. She computes the damage to her heart at $25,000. they Wavar rail. Almost never." Cascarets cure so large a per. rentage, that they're guaranteed tocurechron. ic conatlpalion ot money refunded. Urugglsts, 100,25c, 60c. Too Much Criticism, "I hoar your husband is ill, Mrs. Jones." "Yes'um." "Nothing serious or critical, I hope?" , "Critical? I should say he were.' He ain't satisfied with nothin" he ain't." FIT6 f .rman.nllr Cured. No ft or III tft.r nrHT'.inrf !r. KMa.'t Qr.t Nm lUatonr. Snd for FKB IC S'J.OOtrUI hotllond trwt. its. Da.S.11 !UiNS,Lt4..WI ArohSt.,riUfttl.lilla,rs, Simple When You Know. "I was up in the mill district today. Frightfully noisy up there." "That's right, I've got a friend who lives up there. lie can't hear himself talk irr his house." "My I Boiler shop next door?" "No, He's deaf and dumb." Mothers will find Mrs. Wlnslow's Sooth ing Byrup the best remedy to use ior their obildren during tbe teething period. A Matter of Policy. "See here, Cassidy," said DeKan ter, "I caught one of your bartenders today putting water in tho whisky." "Well, sor," Cassidy replied, "y must understand that we have to make some concessions to the torn ner- ance people" ,