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1 t I 1 What are Humors? thkj are vitiated or morbid Soldi tours Inf tbe rein tad etTectinf the tissues. They art commonly du to defective dlges tloa but art sometimes inherited. Row do they manifest themselves? In many forms of cutaneous eruption, alt rbeum or ectema, pimples and boils, and In weakness, languor, general debility. Row are they expelled T By Hood's Sarsaparilla which also builds up the system that has uttered from them. It Is the best medicine for all humors. Contradictions. "Well, Digby, I'm surprised! You're getting gray 1" "Yea, yes; I'v got lots of gray hairs and precious few of them." This alraatars is M every bo of the teoelne Laxative Drumvuiiuuc i caret) waM tm Anxious U Serve. Lawyer It is reported that you have frequently expressed yourself as opposed to capital punishment. Deacon Highsoul (drawn for jury duty) I won't have no scruples in that man's case. He cheated me 'on a hoes trade once. If you wish to keep in touch with new things in photography subscribe to Camera Craft, the best photographic journal in the world. 330 Sutter Street, San Francisco, CaL v A SUve to Faihkm. , Warden What's the row over there in the cell house? Guard That embeisler says he won't stay any longer if he can't hare creases in his trousers and raglan shoulders in his coat. Piso's Cure for Consumption is an infal lible medicine fur coughs and colds. S. W. Samcil. Ocean Grove, S. J., Feb. 17, 1900. . Knew Mis Business. Hostess Dear me, the conversation is flagging. What can we do to amuse our guests? Host I don't know, unless we leave the drawing room for a few min utes and give them a chance to talk , about us. STFOM I017ELS If yoa haven't a rerular. health; movement of the bowels every 4a t, you re etca. or will be. Keep jour bowels opes, and be well. Fore. Id lb ,ape ot violent pbrtle or pill poison. Is dnnnroos. Tbe f .aaooitMwt, eaalest. Boat perfect waf of aMplnf the casts clear and clean Is u take FTaasart. Palatable. Potent. Taste Oped. Do Good. Vever Sicken. Weaken, or Gripe. We. ' We Writs for free sample, and booklet on hesJta. Address SSartlaa laniyCinnay.Olma.aaatwal, lwlt Staa KEEP YOUR BL00O GLEAN Wanted a Clear Understanding. "I am Borry, sir," said the surgeon, but we shall have to perform an oper ation." "I know you're not sorry, doctor," taid the man with the appendicitis. "You are glad. And now we under stand each other, doctor, you can go ahead." TO CURE A COLD IH ONB DAT Take laxative Brosno Quinine Tablets. All Ironists refund the money if it fails to core. K.W. Grove's signature is on each box. 35c Took the Blow. "To think that an American ban ner should ever stand a blow without returning it." "When did that happen?" "To the weather bureau storm flag in the last cyclone." Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow'a Sooth ins; Syrup the best remedy to use ior their children during the teething period. Coal Miners by the Million. Over 2,000,000 miners are required to produce the world's supply of coal. Of this number, 63,660 are employed in Great Britain and 401,220 are em ployed in the United States. From the "Vodevetl." "Well," asked the spiritualistic fortune teller's next door neighbor, "how's business?" "Oh, medium." ; CANDY jF xLjl CATHARTIC VN raAOl majih aeesrrrjrto .e THE MOST DESTRUCTIVE OF ALL HUMAN DISEASES. The poison ejected from the fangs of the rattle snake is not more surely fatal than the virus of Contagious Blood Poison, which pollutes tne Dlooa, destroys ine tissues ana pones a canker sore into tbe flesn. This horrible disease appears first in the form of a little sore or blister ; soon the glands begin to swell, pimples break out on the body, the mouth and throat become sore, making it painful to eat or swallow ; dreadful ulcers appear on the tongue, copper colored splotches and other characteristic 6igns of Blood Poison come as the disease progresses, and the destructive virus takes deeper hold upon the system. The medical men are as sorely perplexed over the character of this blood poison as ever ; they tell you to take mercury and potash alternately for three years, but the stomach of no human being can stand this treatment long ; besides, they do not cure the disease permanently, as WEIXINGrTOK, TEAS., Sept., 1900. X contracted Blood Poison two years aero this fall, sod vu persuaded to try av medicine widely adver tised by a remedy company In Ohicaro. X was re quired to pay a larre amount la advanoe, and ean truthfully aay that I was worse) when the treatment u left off than when X beg-an. Reddish pimples would break out aad fill with yellowish matter ; copper-colored splotches of all sixes would appear on my body ; my throat was so sore I could scarcely swallow, and my month and tongmo were seldom free) from ulcers tonsils were swollen, and my hair was com lnsr out rapidly. This wa my condition when I began your 8. 8. 8. X have need twenty-two bottles, and son feellns splendid. Kvery sore on my body has healed, and my appetite good. JAXB XiABTHr. S. S. S. is not a sew medicine ; for nearly 50 years it has been known and used for this dreadful disease. It has brought new life and hope to thousands all over thia land ; it will cure you as it has others. Send for our free book on home treatment and write our physicians about your case. We will help you if you will let us ; we make no charge for advice, and all correspondence is conducted ia strictest confidence. THE SWIFT SPECIFIC COfePANY, ATLANTA, 6A. The Proper Ten. "Whv do vou speak of him as a fin ished artist?'" "Because he told me he was utterly discouraged and was going to quit the profession. If that doesn't show that he' finished, I don't know what does.' No Reciprocity. "That Mrs. Simpkins didn't return my call." "Well, that's no matter." "No matter? She lives in the suburbs, and I spent 25 cents getting out there." Postage U Be Realee4 to On Cent. The President who succeds in retting this measure through Congress, will hold a high place in the esteem of the people, but no higher perhaps, than the esteem in which everybody holds Hosieiier'a Stom ach Bitters', This medicine gets at the starting point of the disease by acting on the stomach, helping that organ in its duty of digesting food. It cures dyspep sifcindigestion, constapatiou. stimulates the kidue.rs. and strengthens the nerves. Be sure to try it. A Philanthropist. She (hautily) I happen to know that you have proposed o two other girls this year. He Yes, dear, but I assure you it was only out of compasion. CASTOR I A For Infants and Children. Till Kind Yen Hats Always Bought Boars tho Signature of Must Economize. "I would like to sell you an auto- j mobile." i "I'd like to buy it, too, but I can't. j , , . . . . ,i i ,, ) My daughter has jurt cabled me that , she has married the Duke l)e AO i covne. Tk Bast rraaerlptlaa. for Malaria Chills and Fever Is a bottle of Grove's Tasteless Chill Tonic It U simply iron and quinine in a tasteless form. Ko t ure. No Pay. Price SOe. Longevity of Q Ja s Train-Bearers. j All the eieht ladies who acted as train bearers to the queen on her wed- dine dav. 63 years ago, are still ahve. All save one are married. The Lady Victoria Howard is the one exception. Stats, or Ohio, Citv of tolzdo, I LVCAS COT NTT. ( Fbahk J. CHE.NKT makes oath that he is the senior parter of the firm of F. J. Chekiy A C o.. doing business in the City oi Toledo, Conniy J - ; . . .La. i A Awm will - KI1U Dt,M ,IOTlHtU K 11 4 111.1 witu HIU1 will p the sum ot ONE Hl'NDKED DOLLARS for each and every ease of Catarrh that cannot be cared by the use of Hall's Catarrh Ctrl FRANK J. CHENEY Sworn to before me and subscribed in mv presence, taisith day of December, A. D. 1SS. A.W.GLEASOS, lLS Kotarf Public Hall's Catarrh Care is taken internally and sets directly on the blood and mncoos suriacea of the system. Send for testimonials, free. F. J. CHENEY CO., Toledo, O. Sold by druggists, 75c Bail's Family rills are the best. No Change. "There has been quite a change in Backbite, hasn't there!" '"How so?" "He has taken to driving a motor car." "I can't see that that's any change. He will still continue to run down his neighbors." Accuracy above everything else is needed in photography. Our new balance scale weighs a grain as easy as an ounce. Price $3.00. At deal ers, or Kirk, Geary & Co., 330 Sutter St., San Francisco. DisMpointed the Farmer. "That city man that was visiting me is an overrated cuss," remarked the farmer. "How so?" "Oh, the papers all said he was a great hand at watering stock, but I found he couldn't work the pump five minutes without lameing his arm. " FITS- Fsrsaaoently Cared. Ko flts er nerronsnea HO after first iay'noflr. Klise'iGrrat Nerrc Restorer. Send for FREE X 00 trial bottle and treat Sas. DB.B.U Kuiia,Ui..Kiarchdt.,PUuadelphia,Fs, A Former Conquest He But why do you want me to ask Binnleigh to the house? She Why do you wear your medal? I He It represents that victorious j campaign I went through before we married. She So does he. Stop thm Cough mnd evcsrai Oil ihm wojh. Laxative Bromo-Quinlne Tablets cure a cold In onoday. .Ko cure, No Pay. Price 25 cents. Ah! He Cissie, I've heard it said that a kiss without a moustache is like an J egg without salt. Is that so? I She Well, really, I don't know. I can't tell, for, you see, I've never I He Ah, now! She Never eaten an egg without 'salt... V , and vitiates a ana eats ua.e tnousanas who cave inea it Know. S. S. S. is the only guaranteed purely vege table blood purifier, and the only antidote for this particular virus; it purifies the blood and builds up the constitu tion. The appetite im proves almost from the first dose, the sores soon show signs of healing, and the unsightly, dirty splotches ana eruptions grow paler and paler, I and finally disarmear. DOG WORKS MIRACLE. HE SAVES A FAMILY FROM THE POORHOUSE. Not Only That, He Ale PaU Seat, fapp iej the Table, Provided Modi ctae for a Sick Woeaaa, aad Pat Shoe aa Hte Maeter'e Vast. This la a story of a dog that saved a man and his wife from the poorbouse. The dog paid the rent, bought medicine for a aick woman, kept the table going for a month, and even put shoes on his master's feet. Flash la the name of the dog, and he Is a fox terrier. How he performed these remarkable things is beat told by his owner. "My wife and I came to Chicago about four mouths ago from St Louis," he said. "We had been married only a short time when"! lost my position as a drug clerk. 1 tried for two weeks to get work at any kind of employment, but I was unable to find anything to earn a dollar at So we decided to pick up and come to Chicago, Upon our ar rival here we got three rooms for $7 a month and settled down to housekeep ing as soon as the furniture arrived. -it was right after the holidays that we landed here, and I found the drug business even slower In Chicago than It was in St Louis. There were a few advertisements In the papers from day to day for drug clerks, but It was al ways my luck to be too late. After the secoud week I began to answer any kind of an advertisement of help want ed. Being a stranger tn the city I had difficulty in looking up places, and I was slow In getting to addresses be cause I did not want to spend any money for car fare. When I arrived uivukj iwr vac tare. nueu a aiuvvu bad - .7" , . . land by the end of March our money was about gone. "Now I'll tell you about the dog. He la one that my wife raised from a pup py. I wanted to sell him to a friend in St. Louis when we left, but the wife wouldn't listen to it She said she wouldn't come to Chicago unless Flash came with her. He Is a pedigreed fox and Is worth $25 of anybody's money. "It was election day. the 2d of April I will never forget It that my wife tied a blue ribbon round the dog's neck and told me to take him out and sell him. We were fiat broke and she thought I could get at least 10 for the doe. She cried a little when I left home, and It seemed as If the dog knew what was going on. I brought him down to Madison and Dearborn streets, and I wasn't there two hours before I sold him. He Is such a prettily marked little fellow that everybody who pass ed stopped to look at htm. I set a price of $10 on him, because I knew nobody would pay more than that. More than fifty persons asked me the price and when I would tell them they would walk away, saying, 'he's a nice dog. but I don't care to pay that much.' I finally came down to $5, because the wife was sick and In need of medicine. and I thought best to get it as soon as possible. A woman with gold-bowed spectacles bought blm and took him home. I didn't ask her where she liv ed. and I don't know to this day. 'The second day after that the dog returned home. Where he came from or bow he got back I don't know. My wife was so glad to see him that she forgot her sickness for awhile. She was fondling the dog and talking baby talk to falm when tbe thought occur red to me to take him out and sell him again. 'Maybe he'll run away from his next master and come back to us again', I said to the wife, and we both laughed heartily. I took the dog down town In tbe afternoon and had no trou ble in selling him again for $5. The next morning before we were up he was back at the little flat on Center avenue. He seemed to understand why he was being sold, and he expressed his approval of the scheme by laugh Ing and talking. That may sound strange to some people who do not un derstand dogs, but It Is a fact that dogs laugh and talk Just the same as human beings. "During the month of April I sold the dog seven times, getting $5 for him each time. If It hadn't been for him we certainly would have been com pelled to apply to the county agent for relief. The wife was In need of medi cal attention, and it is probable she would have bad to go to the poorhouse. The $35 I got for the dog paid the rent and all other expenses, besides buying a pair of shoes for me. I got a posi tion the first of May, and I guess we will have smooth sailing from now on. All the money in tbe world would not Induce my wife or myself to part with tbe dog, who really saved us from tbe poorhouse.' Chicago Inter Ocean. PLAYED HER LAST CARD." Row Her Many Vexations Finally Cul minated oa the Car. One explanation is that she was not In a good humor when she took the car. She had seen a big man beating a little horse and when she bad pro tested after the manner of an excited woman he had told her to "Gwa'n an' chase yerself," and when she got a policeman he would make no arrest un til she had agreed to make a com plaint and she had not gone forty feet before she rued this rash pledge to appear In the role of a prosecuting wit ness. The car started as soon as both her feet were on the steps and ber voice was sharp when she told the conductor that every passenger had to make a rnn and jump to get aboard. For ber part she wished that electricity had never been harnessed. People needed eyes In the backs of their heads these days. Owing to her agitated frame of mind It was not unnatural that she should hand the conductor a plugged quarter, says the Detroit Free Press. He was at first disposed to pocket tbe coin and the Implied reflection on his ability to look after the Interests of tbe com pany, but her curt request for the right change was ber undoing. "This Is no good to me, madam," be said, quietly; 'lt Is pluggeu." Being address as "madam" when she does not enjoy that felicity may have tended to break her up still more. At any rate, she announced that she bad wty of kaowlng whether sha gave, him that coin, and that If she did sh probably sot It from soma other con ductor, "You glv It to him all right enough. I toen you," said th lare f eatureJ woman across the aisle. The only reply to this was a glare that never touched tha voluuteer wit ness. But the angry woman had an other string to her bow. The eouductor was chewing gum. "See here, sir," and there was a veritable rip-saw edge ou her voice, "you go outside and tlulsn your lunch. W can fix thla thing up afterward. There was a tttter along both sides, the conductor was redder than a toy balloon as he ran the gantlet and the question of tha plugged coin was not resumed. WROTE COLUMNS OF LEADERS. Sir Kdwla Arnold Coatd Fill Kdt torlal race with Eaee. Bit Edwin Arnold, whose recent long illness has left him totally blind, was one ot the most prolific writers In Eng land. He was for years connected with the London Telegraph, and It la said In the offlcthat he has written over 10.000 leaders for the paper, in addition to which vast Journalistic output he haa contrived to write some twenty or thirty volumes of poetry and literature and to visit all parts of the world. It was through a simple advertisement In the Athenaeum for a leader-writer that Sir Edwin became connected with the "Lanrest Circulation." That such a man would very soon get to the head of affairs waa a foregone conclusion. As an editor he waa loved and respect ed by all who had to deal with him, for while his knowledge Is prodigious and his Judgment unrivaled his cour tesy la unfailing. In one respect Sir Edwin Arnold will suffer less in bis affliction than many might, for his memory Is so prodigious that though reading may be denied him he need never lack the delights of lit erature. A striking Instance of Sir Ed win's extraordinary power In this di rection has been recorded by Major Pond In his recent book In connection with the visit paid by Sir Edwin to Walt Whitman. The American poet had presented him with a volume of his "Leaves of Grass," and Major Pond In the presence of both was reading aloud a random line, whereupon Sir Edwin stopped him, observing, "Let me go on from there," saying which he took up the lines and without a break recited the whole poem. "Try me any where else," he said at the end. and, Major Tond complying. Sir Edwin tapped every line he named without a break and showed his perfect familiar ity with the book from end to end. No wonder that Walt Whitman was de lighted with such a signal compliment from his fellow bard. The Tree of Paris. Paris is probably the only city In the world which has trees that bloom twice a year habitually. These are the horse chestnuts. There are seventeen thou sand of them planted In the squares and boulevards, and twenty-six thousand buttonwoods. Tbe trees of Paris are numbered. Just like the people, the cabs, tbe animals, the lampposts and the matches. These horse chestnuts have only been doing this trick for about five years, and only some of them have made a practice of it. These die, or apparently die, lu the latter part of July, and all the leaves fall off. A month or so afterward they all come out into flower again and little green leaves shoot forth continually until they are nipped by the first frost. There Is a reason for this, and the scientists worked over the matter for a long time to be able to explain It Briefly and unscientifically, the trees lose their leaves because they are attacked by a little fungus which Is blown upon them by the wind; then, being still full of sap, they start to put forth leaves all over again. Turkish Ilhnbarb. Possessing a savor all Its own, we come on scores of large cases full of big, lregular blocks of a bright yellow colored root. "Rhubarb," says our guide, Indicating It. "Ah! then It comes -from TurkeyT' we cry, Joyfully, glad to display our learning for once, but our friend smiles contemptuously, ! "There Is no such thing as Turkey rhu-; barb," he says, "and, what Is more, there never has been." All the rhubarb of commerce hails from China, reach ing us through Russia for the most part, but because In olden days it made Its Journey by way of Turkey, It be came known as Turkey rhubarb, and Turkey rhubarb it will remain because of the conservative tendencies of the British public Good Words. Young Choir Singers. Grace Church, New York, boasts of the youngest choir singers In the world. Every Sunday afternoon a chorus of baby rtfrls takes part In tbe service. The youngest two of this band are only 4 years old hardly able to walk and yet they chant In perfect unison, clear ly and. distinctly. Each small girl wears a full white apron and a closely fitting baby cap, and they are a pic turesque lot. In China. Ah, now, at last, we made occasion to observe, the situation was perfectly plain. The Chinese smiled bitterly. "Then you can head or tael out of It, after all!" exclaimed they. We were left in no doubt whatever that this was a veiled sarcasm touch ing the decapitations and the Indemni ties, but we professed not to be In the least cut Detroit Journal. gteel House for Venezuela, A New York bridge ymnny has taken contracts for about 100 portable steel houses, -for shipment to Venezue- la. where such structures, it is said, find a ready market In view of the frequent earthquakes. These steel houses, which are one story, weigh about twenty tons each. Too Much. The Young Man I suppose, sir, that when I become formally engaged to your daughter you will admit me as a member of the firm. Tbe Father Well, I don't know. I don't feel as If I could afford the ex- pense of both of these things just sow. Excess of Womea la Norway. In consequence ot emigration, thsra is a greater preponderance ef women in Norway than in almost any other country In Europe. The cen sus ot 1891 showed that there was an excess of women over men ot almost 70,000, while in 1870 this exoess amounted to only 43,000. The limit Buster I am having awful luck. I ant now down to my last dollar, IWhMlnp.ki tViat'a Vilti of t Wail till your are down to tha last by woman to h er fai mlly p hv dollar of vour last friend Sha cannot bring herself to aoiiar oi your laa. irwna. everything and the physician la Just Liks Dick. Kasyman Your brother Dick did me out ot f 10 last night. Misa Weario That's just like Dick. He's always doing some ridiculous thing. y Revised la Tims. "Jtisa Strong," he began, "will you be mine? That is to say, er " f ho had knottd her fair brows in a frown. "Er that Is, may I be yours?" "Yes," she said, with a smile. Wild Lift In the Mouse, "Have you ever had any trifling ad ventures, Penelope?" "Yea. Once 1 stood oa the arm ot a couch to fix a window curtai.ii, and the couch shot across the room with me." Hit Share. "What we want to do," said worried man, "is to take money the out of politics." "Well," answered Bonator Sor ghum, "I have done my best in that direction. I have taken four or live thousand dollars out ot it up to the present time." To Prevent Talk. Towne You forgot to tip the bar ber just now, didn't you? Browne Oh, no! I always tip him before he begins work on me, and I give him to understand that tbe tip ia intended for "hush money." A moImgirl She Was Pale and Bloodless, But Now Has a Good Complexion. Her Ailments Gone. From the Pionetr Prta, St. W, Minn. From Florence, Ravalli county, Mont., comes a cheerful letter, the writer of which is willing to tell how she obtained the rich glow of health that thousands of women are envious to possess.. Before she found the right remedy she was in that pale, emaciated condition which doctors call anaemic, and which, if neglect ed, inevitably means early death. Miss May Smith, whose address ia given in the first words ot this ar ticle, says: "About five years ago I became ill without apparant cause, and I grew worse until I was completely run down. The least exertion would bring on a very severe pain in the pit of my stomach. At other times I would have a pain in my head, some thing like neuralgia. My kidneys were very weak and my limbs always felt tired. I was troubled with short ness of breat h and I had a pale, blood less appearance. There was a smoth ering sensation about my heart, which would beat heavily, with fits oi palpitation. For three years I was under the care of two doctors, neither of whom seemed to know the nature of my trouble. They treated me for dyspepsia, ulceration of the stomach, gastritus and neuralgia, but without good results. "Two years ago, when I saw an ad vertisement in a St. Paul paper of Dr.' Williams' Pink Pills for Pale Peo ple, I bought a box and began taking them. They helped mo so much that I . kept on with them until I had taken five boxes alto gether, and became well and strong again. I gained in flesh and they gave me a healthy color. I have great faith in Dr. Williams yv&. Pills for Pale People, and take them every spring and fall as a blood medicine and for the general building up of my system. "I have recommended Fink Fills to many people who are suffering much as I was, and they have all been bene 'fited. My.younger sister, whose skin is pale and transparent, is now taking them to restore her color. ' Signed. MAY SMITH. At all druggists or direct from Dr. Williams Medicine Co., Sche nectady, N. Y., on rceeipt of price, 50 cents per box: six boxes $2.50. Lopped It Off. Towne Has he sent you a check f st your services? Browne Yes, but it isn't for th amount I expected, although I sent him a bill. Towne Your writing's bad. May be he didn't decipher the amount. Browne I'm afraid he did de-cipher it. I wrote $100 very plainly, and he SQnt$10. i No Suggestions. "I must say," remarked the physi cian, "your husband is in a bad way. Any arrangements you may want to make" " i "Oh, doctor," she cried, "I could never think of marrying again." ; Sorrows of Research. I "Did vou succeed in finding any illustrious ancestors?'" "No. but I scared up a lot of .kin folks that I didn't want to know at all." , ! ' Evolution Again. "Advertisin is one er de fus' laws of nature." said Uncle Eben, "A hen's j business is layin' aigs, an' ev'y time she completes a transaction she status right in to cackle." 1 1 bT Onilts. I JTm mij . mi ' 'M.S. I I Best Cuunh Brrup f 1 In time. Soli 17siy a V7cmnn f A&fo to Hmip SSom n WSmn Doctor FaUm How tldly would men fly to wo man's aid did they but understand a woman's feelings, trlale, sensibilities, and peculiar organic disturbances. Those things are known only to women, and Us aid a man would give la not at his command. To treat a case properly It la necoa aarv to know all about it. and full information, mac v times, cannot be Mas. a R. ClirHU. at a constant disadvantage. This Is why, for the pat twenty-five years, thousands of women have been con fiding their troubles to ua, and our advice haa brought hapnineaa and health to countless women in the U.S. Mrs. Chappeil, ot Urant Park, 111., whose portrait we publish, adviaoa alt aufferinf women to use Lydia E. Pink ham's Vegetable Compound, as it cured her of inflammation of the ovaries and womb ; she, therefore, speaks from knowledge, and her experience ought to give others confidence. Address Mrs. Plakham's Laboratory, Lynn, Maaa. FARM MACHINERY AND SUPPLIES. FREE TO FARMERS Our 1901 Vehicle Book Our 1901 Implement Catalogue JUST ISSUED. fiend yoar name and P. O. address and we will mall one or both, as desired, tree ol alt charge, Mitchell, lewis & Staver Co., rirtt and Taylor Sis. PORTLAND, OR. "ADAMANT" LAND PLASTER fsy Agents wanted In every town. Chas. L. Mastick & Co. " CASIf BUYERS OF HIDES, PELTS AND TALLOW. Consignments solicited. Tay highest market price. PROMPT RETURNS. Dealers in Leather and Findings. Refer to Wells. Fargo & Co. Bank, Portland, Oregon. Cure Your Horseo Zvz::& PRU88IAN HEAVE POWDERS. 17 bent us. so, er uil o. CVlir.lt THIKTV-roUH HOKHK&, Parasuw Rsmbdy Co., St. Paul. Minn. OaNTlKuaN: I have been usln the Ftt'eaiAK HsVS Pow Ditas the past Hunt months, and in that time havecnredl I horses of heaves, 14 of distemper and 0 of chronic convh. Yoor Prussian Remedies have gained m great reputation In this section. Ktnsif nrriMCKM, Newark, N.Y. K. J, HOW KM, Coast Agent, Portland, Oregon. as (US Us to What Does It Cost ? We have just issued an excellent little Cat alogue on Fence subjects. Full illustrations; all the newest Fence Information. A postal card will bring It to you. . ... Portland Anchor Fence Co. 742 Nicolai St., Portland, Or. IN kv..'..,i. IM? 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