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About Beaverton times. (Beaverton, Or.) 191?-19?? | View Entire Issue (May 21, 1920)
THE BEAVERTON TIMES FRIDAY, MAT 14, 120 PACE TWO Just Received A Big Shipment of SHOES. White Summer Shoes for Men, Women and Children. Also an arrival of Summer Hats and Caps, and a complete line of Men's, Women's and Children's 'Underwear for the coming hot weather. Prices always right. Yours to please, W. P. McGEE " The Square Deal to Grocery " Htdga Building Dr. C E. Mason Phom Call. Anow.rd Day and Night. BEAVERTON OREGON FRED JENSEN ATTORNEY AT LAW Cady BuildinE Hours 8:00 to 10:30 A. H. Daily Portland Office: 720 Board of Trade. Scholia Paaaa, " UICgOB W. E. PEGG UNBEKTAKEB AND FUNERAL DIRECTOR Calls answered day or night Prompt 8.1 vk. BEAVERTON - Ongea BISHOP BROS. , For Quality Dry Gooi,Goociri(, Men' FuruUhingt ( HUBER SATURDAY NIGHT Not a Union Music Beaverton, Oiegon THE BEAVERTON TIMSB Beaverton, Oregon. A Weekly Newspaper, issued Fridays. B. H. Jonas, Editor ad Pubueher Entered at the Bcaverton (Oregon) Postoftlce as second-class mail mat SUBSCRIPTION RATES In advance except by arrangement with the publisher, Jaa year by mall $1.00 Advertising rate on application. Landy was walking down the street when someone threw a horse shoe at him. He caught the fellow and said, "What did you throw this horse-shoe at me for." iMan "Is that a horse shoe?" Landy "Of course it is, cant you see?" Man "Be gorry and that shows what education does; I can't tell a horse-shoe from a mare's." fo) 12) A Dance That Fits the Season hard times dance, but it is the intention that no one come dolled up. Gingham Dresses and Overalls WILL BE IN ORDER THERE WILL BE A PRIZE DRAWING mnr( LUIAL NbWd I Lots of Town Happening ToU I In Brief Form. H. E. Caswell, late of Aloha, has purchased the property lately occu pied by the Eepro family, situated opposite the Congregational churca. He intends to raise it up, paint it and will occupy it as his future home. Mr. and Mrs. H. Lecester, of Port land, were visitors here on Sunday. Mr, Lecester is a valued employee i of the Ford Motor Co.. in the itose 1 City branch. I Mrs. H. E. Caswell, of the Christ I ian Missionary Alliance, occupied the : putpit in the m. ti, cnurcn last atm day evening. Her theme was plain, ! but thoroughly uplifting and sooth- ing to the soul. i Mrs. . Barry, mother of Mrs. R. D. Young, of the Home Bakery, left i during the week tor the fcmeraid isle, the land of her birth. Mrs. Young i was at the depot to wish her a Bon Voyage, and a sale return. Geo. J. Limber, of Hillaboro, Coun i ty Coroner, and seeking re-election was a visitor here on luesday. 1 A. G. Fields, of the Goodyear Rub- , ber Lo.f was a business visitor here j on Monday. Victor Emmons, former mail carri- er on Route 4, Bnd now in the auto j game in Yamhill, was a visitor here , with his folks over Sunday. ! W. Thurston and Ted Shellenberger are recent buyers of Velie cars. Ihe sales were atle by Albert Losli, of 10311 & IjOSU. Miss Pearl Barnes visited here on Monday and Tuesday with her par ; ents. She is with the Barnes Circus, who played Portland on last Monday and Tuesday. I Sam A. Eozer, Republican Candi I date for Secretary of State, was a Beaverton visitor on Monday. Judge "Have you any place to I eat today?" Rozelle "No." Judge "Any place tomorrow?" Rozelle "No, why?" ! Judge "YouH be pretty hungry 1 about day after tomorrow, wont you?" He lit a match to see if he had any gasoline. He did. Coacli "Waiter, this steak is like leather and the knife is dull." Waiter "You might strop the knife' on the fcteak." Be sure to read the' stories the ads tell. tt COMMERCIAL CLUB nn AV7 Refreshments AS IT SEEMS TOME That you cant drive a nail with a sponge, no matter how hard you soak it. That "If" and "But" in the game of fate are the bobtail flush and the busted straight. That the Russians make hard lik ker out of mare's milk. We have de cided that mule's, milk would have more Kick in it. That husbands may have the bet ter half, but the bachelors have the better quarters. Tliat when a man's trousers ore out Jt the knies it's ,-omutimes hard to tell whcthr it's fvmi praying or sitoo;ng craps That a "Wet Paint" sign wont make you wise unless you touch the paint. That Solomon earned a lot of credit for knowing how to manage a noun oi seven nunureu wives. Most of us are happy if we can out-guess one. That women who wear tight shoes have narrow soles. That the man with horste sense knows when to say nay. A chink by the name of Ching Ling Foil off a street car, bing-bing, The con turned his head, to the pas sengers Buid, "The car's lost a washer," ding-ding. That a piile never interferes with a "stiff upper lip." In fact they make a good working partnership. That some men are bom bald, some achieve it, and others acquire it by marrying. That nature requires an immense quantity of quills to make a goose, but man can make a goose of him self with one quill. That the man who does things is a simpleton, besides the man who knows what to do next That when a woman starts out to reform, she always begins on some man. We are the Lord High Potentates of the "Up and at 'em" club. ' We are the Almighty . Magistrates of the "Go get 'em" gang. We are the Plenipotentiary Extra- ordinary's of the "Knock 'em down" crowd. We are the Supreme Grinding mm Lights of the "Do it now" bunch. We are the Ambassadors of the "On the job" gays. We are the Actuating Impulses of the "Snap into it" boys. We are the Pooh Bah of Success Seekers. , We are OTTO EKICKSON, Ford Dealer SUPERINTENDENT OF BEA VERTON, OREGON HAL BISHOP, OF BISHOP BROS. 1 DEALERS IN NIC NACS. COOPER MT. NEWS Mrs. Doty has been quite ill of late. Mesdamea Oberg and Blomquist were Portland visitors Friday. Chas. Walker was home over Sun day. Sam's entertained relativtes from Portland the last of the week. A Portland team crossed bats with Reedville Sunday. The score was 21-4 in favor of the Rose City. St. Mary's Home Boys won 15-12 from Aloha-fiuber in a slug fest of batting last week's base ball game. Dewey Walker left first of the week for Wren, Oregon, where he will work in a sawmill. George Wolf, the hustling wood dealer of Beaverton, is getting out 6000 feet or more of piling on the Livermore place. Lambert Claasen, Arnold Claasen and A. Connelly arc making the "bark fly." Some of the piling are 75 feet long. There was a party in honor of Mrs. F. D. Mitzel last Friday at her home. All had an enjoyable' time. The Stroud & Davis sawmill is ctu ting lumber on the Weir place. Geo. Davis had a "Happy Farmer" tractor snaking in the logs, some trips three and four trips at a time. John Mit zel is head sawyer, Edward Wolf "toots the whistle," while Sherman Rhodes and Wes Baney yell "timber." The prospects for lumber are good. "We are informed that the gen tleman who stood on his head under a pile-driver for the purpose of hav ing a tight pair of boots drove on, found himself the next day in China, perfectly naked, and without a cent in his pockets." BISHOP BROS For Quality Dry Good, Graceri.., MantsFurnishine. DANCE HUBER COMMERCIAL CLUB SATURDAY, MAY 22, 1920 DANCE BEGINS 9:00 o'Clock Bring Tour That a Hedge can adorn a Post Of fice as well as a well kept garden. BmertM Ymi F. G. HAULXMBKX. HOP. AH Made of . BUILDING MATERIAL GUm - Paint - Vandan Mala' Lumber Lata Shinjles Lime Plaster Cement Gravel BEAVERTON .1- ORBQON GENERAL TRUCKING DAILY TRIPS TO PORTLAND Office 226 Asa 8t Broadway 2854 Phone Beavertaa 15-lt BARRY BARNES Pre. - Beavertca Ccsssercial Club "For a Better Beaverton" B. H. JONAS, President FRED JENSEN, Vice President J. FRANK STROUD, Secretary DOY GRAY, Treasurer Join now while the Charter la Open Beaverton Fuel Co. Office for the time Wng at City Bakery. Delivered in any quantity, any where, anytime. Coal for sale la ton lots or by the sack. G. H. WOLF The Beaverton Fuel Co. has pole wood for sale. Get your order in on time. t r o iraasier 271 Taylor Street Daily tripe to Beaverton, Hillsboro and Forest Grove Phones. Main 6765; A3UO. Has. B1464 Ganral Hauliag-Long Distanca Moving Beaverton office at Stipe's Garage Friends
