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Page Six. THE BEAVERTON TIMES Friday, November 29, 1918. Local and Personal News FOR SALE Sergeant Elmer Stipe of Ben son Polytechnic training camp spent Saturday and Sunday at home. Mr. and Mrs. W. A. Bennett of Portland were guests of Father F. J. Kettenhofen Sun day. Mr. Bennett is president of Peninsula Iron Works and is an old friend of Father Ketten hofen. On Saturday evening Mr. and Mrs. John Summers entertained the following guests at dinner: Mr. and Mrs. W. H. Boyd, Mr. and Mrs. George Blosser and Mr. and Mrs. Mason Cady. The evening was pleasantly ' spent playing 500. Miss Leita Hendricks, of the Multnomah Training School for Nurses, is home on a week's sick leave, recovering from Spanish Influenza. Baled straw and Winter Gray Seed Oats for sale. Dan Shaw. 49-52 Mr. and Mrs. Jacob Schmitt entertained with cards last Thursday evening. Those to enjoy their hospitality were: Mr. and Mrs. Lahai, Mr. and Mrs. Frank Miller, Mr. and Mrs. Wm. Davis. Misses Mary and Jennie Fitzpatrick and Dr. Hetu. The street department has been putting crushed rock on the streets the past few days. Mr. and Mrs. M. B. Sand meier are now comfortably dom iciled in apartments which he' has fitted up in the rear of his carpenter shop, Mrs. Sandmeier having arrived here from Cen- tralia a week ago Sunday. Mr. N. S. Richards of Tigard was transacting business in Beaverton Wednesdav. Young Pike. pigs for sale. A. A. The following Beaverton boys from Camp Lewis spent Sunday at home, R. R. Summers, Ves Baney, Harrison Hughson, and Carl Desinger. Born to Mr. and Luchs, November pound daughter. Mrs. 26, Henry a 6i2 Attorney George D. Young of Portland was here Saturday on legal business. , Mrs. Joseph Briggs of War renton is visiting in Beaverton with her mother Mrs. M. J. Evans. Dan Shaw and son Leland were in town Tuesday night de livering national birds for the Beaverton peopled Thanksgiv-, ing dinner. Mr. Shaw produces some very fine turkeys on his farm and Beaverton people who feasted on one of them yester day were fortunate indeed. Geese for Sale Mrs. A. Cam enzind, Route 2. 47 The Kaiser Writes to Gott. Dear Gott, chust dis von letter, Und it vill pe der last, I vant to telll der latest news, I fear I'm now outclassed. Dose cussed Yanks keep comin' on, A million of der son, I dells you, Gott, it's serious, Und somedins must be done. I vinds I'm gettin nervous, Gott, It really looks to me, As if there must pe millions Of Yanks from o'er der sea. Und fight! Say, Gott, it's awful, De vay dose Sammies do, Dey start chust like a vhirlvind Und den come right straight through. Dere's noddings seems to stop dem, Dey fight und yell like mad Mine men chust drop der rifles, Und holler "Kamerad!" Und ven it comes to bombing, Und gas, or camouflage, Und working dose machine guns Or t'rowing a barrage, Vy, Gott, dose Yanks, can best me, I say it, Gott, to you. Und if dey don't soon quit it, I don't know vhat I'll do. Pefore I start dis rumpus, 1 t'ougth der U. S. A., Vos sound asleeb, across der pond, Und dere, of course, vould stay. In blace of dot, dose Sammy poys Are chust so vide a wake, I nefer dreamed of dis, Dot, Gott, vas my mistake. I've sit up nights, chust schem ing, Dose Yankee pigs ter kill, Instead of getting frightened, Dey yell, "We're mit you, Pill!" Now, Gott, you know I've always peen, A faithful friend to you, I've put your name upon my belt Und on my helmet, too, Und in der doped-up war news, Ve sent across der Rhine, I've taken pains in putting, Your name chust after mine. Und alvays mit der fighting, I've said chust vot I fought, Vich vas dot all dose patties Vere von py me und Gott. I'm disappointed mit you, Gott, I'd t'ink dot you could see, Despite mine vaunted shock troops, Dose Yanks vas lickin' me. Mine Gott. I hates to think it, But still it seems to me Dot now you're surely helping, Dose Yanks from o'er der sea. So, Gott, a vord of varning, Dot you must stop it straight, Or else I'll send my airplanes. To bomb your pearly gates. I'd chust as soon go bombing, uop aere in Heaven as not. If dot vould help me any, hope you know it, Gott. Und now dis ledder closes, So come to you vot vill, Remember dot I varned you, Goot pye, From KAISER BILL. The above poem is, reprinted from The Interplant; by request of G. W. Baker and others. 7 room house including four lots, in Beaverton, about two blocks from depot. The house is equipped with city water. electric lights and gas. Price very reasonable. Let us show this property to you. City Blocks for sale in the residence part of Beaverton, with good dwellings adjoining, on good street. City water, gas and electric lights available. We have recently acquired the list ing of these blocks for sale. We can assure you that the price is much less than they are worth, in fact as cheap as acreage out of town. Come in or write and we will tell you about them. We have recently had listed with us for sale, one of the best farms in this country, located about four miles from Beaver ton, and contains 153 acres with 80 acres under a fine state of cultivation and 60 acres in growing crop. Big spring with gas pump and elevated tank; water piped to house, barn and hog houses; running water the year around, good pasture. All stock and machinery goes with the farm, including 18 head of milch cows, 3 horses and 12 hogs. Good buildings. Price reasonable ; come in and we will be pleased to show you the prop FOR RENT. 2 Vs acres with 5 room house, barn, woodshed, chicken house, family orchard and good well. Near St. Mary's station. TUCKER & SHRECK llliibui n Sand the Track When a locomotive engineer starts up a grade with a heavy load he first sands the track. This keeps the wheels from slipping and gives his engine a "toe hold." ' ,. : j. . j i ' Gaining a fortune is uphill Work for most of us. The track is not smooth, the load is heavy and the grade is steep. You need a "toe hold." The track must be sanded. This bank will furnish you a , "toe hold;" will sand the track for you. We will pull you and we will push you. Couple on to us and we will help you up the hill. . ( Start a Checking account with us NOW, we make no charge for this service, we also pay 4 per cent inter est on Savings and time Deposits. Notary Work. Tiy ',, . Safe Deposit Boxes for Rent. . Bank Beaverton DeayertbnOrc&on,,'