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THE BEAVERTON TIMES
Friday, November 29, 1918.
Local and Personal News
FOR SALE
Sergeant Elmer Stipe of Ben
son Polytechnic training camp
spent Saturday and Sunday at
home.
Mr. and Mrs. W. A. Bennett
of Portland were guests of
Father F. J. Kettenhofen Sun
day. Mr. Bennett is president
of Peninsula Iron Works and is
an old friend of Father Ketten
hofen. On Saturday evening Mr. and
Mrs. John Summers entertained
the following guests at dinner:
Mr. and Mrs. W. H. Boyd, Mr.
and Mrs. George Blosser and
Mr. and Mrs. Mason Cady. The
evening was pleasantly ' spent
playing 500.
Miss Leita Hendricks, of the
Multnomah Training School for
Nurses, is home on a week's sick
leave, recovering from Spanish
Influenza.
Baled straw and Winter Gray
Seed Oats for sale. Dan Shaw.
49-52
Mr. and Mrs. Jacob Schmitt
entertained with cards last
Thursday evening. Those to
enjoy their hospitality were:
Mr. and Mrs. Lahai, Mr. and
Mrs. Frank Miller, Mr. and Mrs.
Wm. Davis. Misses Mary and
Jennie Fitzpatrick and Dr.
Hetu.
The street department has
been putting crushed rock on
the streets the past few days.
Mr. and Mrs. M. B. Sand
meier are now comfortably dom
iciled in apartments which he'
has fitted up in the rear of his
carpenter shop, Mrs. Sandmeier
having arrived here from Cen-
tralia a week ago Sunday.
Mr. N. S. Richards of Tigard
was transacting business in
Beaverton Wednesdav.
Young
Pike.
pigs for sale. A. A.
The following Beaverton boys
from Camp Lewis spent Sunday
at home, R. R. Summers, Ves
Baney, Harrison Hughson, and
Carl Desinger.
Born to Mr. and
Luchs, November
pound daughter.
Mrs.
26,
Henry
a 6i2
Attorney George D. Young of
Portland was here Saturday on
legal business. ,
Mrs. Joseph Briggs of War
renton is visiting in Beaverton
with her mother Mrs. M. J.
Evans.
Dan Shaw and son Leland
were in town Tuesday night de
livering national birds for the
Beaverton peopled Thanksgiv-,
ing dinner. Mr. Shaw produces
some very fine turkeys on his
farm and Beaverton people who
feasted on one of them yester
day were fortunate indeed.
Geese for Sale Mrs. A. Cam
enzind, Route 2. 47
The Kaiser Writes to Gott.
Dear Gott, chust dis von letter,
Und it vill pe der last,
I vant to telll der latest news,
I fear I'm now outclassed.
Dose cussed Yanks keep comin'
on,
A million of der son,
I dells you, Gott, it's serious,
Und somedins must be done.
I vinds I'm gettin nervous, Gott,
It really looks to me,
As if there must pe millions
Of Yanks from o'er der sea.
Und fight! Say, Gott, it's awful,
De vay dose Sammies do,
Dey start chust like a vhirlvind
Und den come right straight
through.
Dere's noddings seems to stop
dem,
Dey fight und yell like mad
Mine men chust drop der rifles,
Und holler "Kamerad!"
Und ven it comes to bombing,
Und gas, or camouflage,
Und working dose machine guns
Or t'rowing a barrage,
Vy, Gott, dose Yanks, can best
me,
I say it, Gott, to you.
Und if dey don't soon quit it,
I don't know vhat I'll do.
Pefore I start dis rumpus,
1 t'ougth der U. S. A.,
Vos sound asleeb, across der
pond,
Und dere, of course, vould stay.
In blace of dot, dose Sammy poys
Are chust so vide a wake,
I nefer dreamed of dis,
Dot, Gott, vas my mistake.
I've sit up nights, chust schem
ing, Dose Yankee pigs ter kill,
Instead of getting frightened,
Dey yell, "We're mit you, Pill!"
Now, Gott, you know I've always
peen,
A faithful friend to you,
I've put your name upon my belt
Und on my helmet, too,
Und in der doped-up war news,
Ve sent across der Rhine,
I've taken pains in putting,
Your name chust after mine.
Und alvays mit der fighting,
I've said chust vot I fought,
Vich vas dot all dose patties
Vere von py me und Gott.
I'm disappointed mit you, Gott,
I'd t'ink dot you could see,
Despite mine vaunted shock
troops,
Dose Yanks vas lickin' me.
Mine Gott. I hates to think it,
But still it seems to me
Dot now you're surely helping,
Dose Yanks from o'er der sea.
So, Gott, a vord of varning,
Dot you must stop it straight,
Or else I'll send my airplanes.
To bomb your pearly gates.
I'd chust as soon go bombing,
uop aere in Heaven as not.
If dot vould help me any,
hope you know it, Gott.
Und now dis ledder closes,
So come to you vot vill,
Remember dot I varned you,
Goot pye, From KAISER BILL.
The above poem is, reprinted
from The Interplant; by request
of G. W. Baker and others.
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blocks from depot. The house
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City Blocks for sale in the
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about four miles from Beaver
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