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Boy your used auto parts from an old-established and reputable dealer, who has a reputation to protect and conducts the largest parte store and carries tiie largest complete as aortment of used auto parts of any company th s Ide of Chicago. Our prices are less, and t it this reason we outsell all others. All parts are guar anteed to be in flrst-class condition. MOTOR PARTS MFG. CO. Incorporated. j 323-325-327 BWINSIDE ST, PORTLAND, OR. New and Second-hand BAGS Burlap and Twine. Tell your dealer you want "WINKLE MAN'S QUALITY SECONDS," the Boffi for Service. Have him write our nearest house. WINKLEMAN BAG BURLAP CO., 171 Front St, Tacoma, Waiih. Portland, Oregon. Oldest and Largest Second-hand Bag Dealera in the Northwest. QUAUTYl Try Chiropractic If you have tried other methods, modes, cults or systems of healing and have not received relief, you have tried the wrong thing. Chiropractors have been successful In removing the causes of disease where other methods failed. If you are lick or ailing, have a trouble of long standing, 1 will be pleased to consult and give you a spinal analysis, which costs you nothing. DR. H. L. CHANDLER 502-3-4 Broadway Bldg., Portland, Ore. Trata Uric This Trade Mark Means The finest Violins. Mnndolins. Guitars, Banjos and Banjo .Mandolins, that can be mnije. J Made in Oregon of Orogon wood, which is the finest in the world. Bad violins made into good ones. Write for illustrat ed circulars and details to THE COULTER CO.. 227 Wukisslos St., FsrtLui, On. New Houston Hotel SIXTH AND EVERETT STS. Four Blocks from Union Station. Under new management. All rooms newly decorated. SPECIAL RATES BY WEEK OR MONTH Rates 50c 75c, $1, $150 Per Day. If you cannot come to Portland to get your eyes titled, i will send you my metnoa oi iobi inif eyes by mail. Not as desirable as person al service out mucn better than going with out glasses needed or trying to tit yoursell. Outfit sent on application. STAPLES, the Jew eler-Optician, 266 Morrison St., Portland, Oregon Dairymen and Poultrymen We guarantee absolutely correct returns. Send us your next shipment of Cream, Eggs, Poultry. Write for Shipping Tags and Premium List. Hazelwood Co., Portland Granulated Eyelids, Fvea inflamed flV expo sure rn San. Dust and Willi1 quickly relieved by Marine CVRa iyeBemedy.NoSmartinf. aw4 WW just ye Comfort. At Your Druggist's 50c per Bottle. Marine Eye salve in l uoen ZiC. r or uaoB ui ibc a. j s a oajaas. Druggists or Murine Eye Bemedy Cs., Chicago ULTIMATUM IS SENT MEXICAN REPUBLIC Immediate Release of Captured Negro Troopers CARRANZA ORDERED ATTACK President, Following Conference, In dicates He Will Address Joint Session of Congress Soon. HIDES, PELTS, CASCARA BARK, WOOL AND MOHAIR, We want all you have. Willi lor price, and shipping tail THE H. F. NORTON CO. Portland. Ore, Seattle, Wn Double Treai Pnnclurj Proof Tires Made from your old ones. Last Ions as Brand New Tilt KM Write us. OHEfiON VULCANIZING CO., CS0 Washington St., Portland, Ora. TYPHOID? no ninrs necessary than Smallpox. Arm? eiperlence has demonstrated the slinoat mlrsculou, effi cacy aad harrrilesaneai, of Antityphoid Vacclnstlon. Be vaccinated NOW by your phyaldsn, you sad four family. It Is more vital than house Iniuranca. Ask your phyilclan. druggist, or send for 'Have you had Typhoid?" telling of Typhoid Vaccina, remits from use, and danger from Typhoid Carriers. IIIC CUTTER LA DORA TORY, KMUMY, CAL. One Result of the War. A delightful old lady of a little town in Nebraska waa discovered one morn ing In the act of killing a chicken. "Why, Mrs. Brown, I thought that you were afraid to kill a chicken," said a neighbor in surprise. "Yes, dearie, I did uster be; but since the war broke out I've done It right smart. "Well, you see, It's this way: I uster think that bloodshed was an awful thing, but since I've been readln' about all them monkillin'B in Europe I Just get a rooster by the feet, lay his head' on the block and sayto myseir: 'Now, Sarah, 'tain't near so bad as klllln' a man. Where's your nerve?' And then I lust shut my eyeB and whack.'' Youth's Companion. Why He Loot Hit Job. Tommy Out of a job? Jimmy Yes. The boss said he was losing money on the things I was mak in'. Tommy Wasn't there anything else you could do in the place? Jimmy I guess not. Anyhow he said I didn't Beem able to do anything else. Tommy And what was you makln'? Jimmy Mistakes. Utica Herald DlBpatch. Considerate. "I've been thinking It all over and I've come to the conclusion that per haps after all we ought to have a standing army." "Well?" "But I don't think It la fair to keep all those men standing ail the time. The least wo can do Is to fiirnlRh each man a ciinip stool." Dotrolt Froe Press. Not a Garden. "Are you going to make a garden tills year?" "No," replied Mr. Orowchor. "I'm going to dig up a place In the back vnrrl nnrl lint Hnmn nppiln intn It. nnil then turn it over to the chickens for a picnic ground. Washington star "And where is your daughter Minnie this year, Mrs. Noovo?" asked the visitor. "Why," said the old lady. "Minnie wants to bo a teacher in domestic science, and she's taking a course in household derangements down at the Abnormal school. Self-Convicted. "How did you contrive to convince your wife you could not afford to own an automobile? "Pure luck on my part She wanted to have an old dress cleaned and bought a gallon of gasoline." Rich mond Timet) Dispatch. Mrs. Justwed "And would you real ly do anything for me, Jack?" Justwed "Darling, I swear It!" Mrs. J. "Then would you please let my brother Bob, the Burgeon, operato on you for something? He s Just start ing In, you know I" Information Sought. "Brown 1b a good mixer." "Drinks, metaphors or socially?" - Detroit Free Press. Teuton Trimmings. Ad In Mexican Herald Nice room to let beautifully decorated with Uer- nian people. Boston Transcript. Ship Veal, Pork, Beef, Poultry, Butter, Eggs & Farm Produce To the Old Rellahle Everdlnir house with t record of it years of Square Daaliiuna and be assured of Top Market Prices. F. M. CRONKHITE, 45-47 Frost St, PORTLAND, ORE Unprepared. Representative Augustus P. Gord ner said In a preparedness address In New York: "The unprepared man Is always at a disadvantage. It's like a dialogue I once heard: "Tan you fight? shouted one mail. " 'N no,' another answered. "'Then,' shouted the first man 'then come on, you coward! '" Domestic Finesse. "These are unusually fine cigars, Mrs. Jiggers. Your husband Is lucky to have you select for htm." "Oh, he doesn t smoke that kind reg ularly. I use them to' slip one in his pocket whenever I give him a letter to poBt," Baltimore Amorlcan. Ymi Can Gat Allen's root-Case rREt. Write Allen 8. Olmsted, U Kny, N. Y., for a (roe rnin,lo ot Allan's Foot-Kn-so. It eurwl iwt'alhiK, h.vt swollen, aching li'i't. It makes new or unlit Rlioes eay. A curtain euro fol hii tiH. littriowltiK lialU ati'l bunions. All time; UUv.oJlH. Hoe. Ifon't aeeeot any suballtutff. Right In Line. "I see," snid his wite, "that these basebull players have progressive ideas on sanitation." "How so." "The paper states that they spent the afternoon swatting flics." Louis ville Courier-Journal. The Difficulty. "My wife's mad with me and has gone on a hunger strike." "Then lot her go hungry till sho comes to her senses. Why should you worry ?" "Because I'm the one that's going hungry." Baltimore Amorlcan. Believed In It. "Do you believe In the ohsorvance of th Qolden Rule?" "I do. I always llko to have other people keep it In mind when they're dealing with me. Boston Transcript, His Luck. She (bitterly) I only wish I'd known as much about you before I married you. He Well, it was just my confound ed luck that you ditlu t. Boston Transcript. A Bad Picker. "She's been divorced twice." "Had bad luck, eh?" "No. good luck, but mighty bad Judg ment." Dotrolt Free Press. -Sounded Like It. "My masquerade costume will be white with a yellow yoke." "And whnt do you represent an egg?"--Loul8Vllle Courier-Journal. Do Your Own Plumbing 1 P, N. U. No. 27, 1018 WHIN irrith to .Jvtrttsan, I " tlea this paper. By buylrtsT direct from ua at wholeaal price and eave the plumber's profits. Wries ua to day your needs. Wa will give you our rock bottom "direct-to-you" prleea. I , o. b. rail or boat. We actually save you from 10 to 36 per cent. All rruods guaranteed. Northwest headquarters for Leader Water, Systems and Putter 4 Johnson Engine. . STARK-DAVIS CO. Ill Third Street Partlaavsl. Oreeoa Washington, D. C A demand for the immediate release of the American troopers taken prisoners at Carrizal, coupled with a stern notification that the United States expects an early statement of the purposes of the Car ranza government was telegraphed to Mexico City Sunday by Secretary Lansing. The note discloses that the btate De partment received Saturday a commu nication from the de facto government stating that the Carrizal fight was the direct result of orders to attack Amer ican soldiers moving otherwise than toward the border, personally issued by General Carranza to General Tre vino and by the latter communicated to General Pershing. In reply, Secretary Lansing requires that the de facto government transmit a definite statement "as to the course of action it has determined upon" through the usual diplomatic channels "and not through subordinate military officers." The Mexican communication is con strued. Secretary Lansing states, "as a formal avowal of deliberately hostile action against the forces of the United States now in Mexico and of the pur pose of attack without provocation whenever they move from their pres ent position" despite the friendly mis sion on which they are engaged and which is reaffirmed in the American rejoinder. General Carranza is required to place himself on record formally and the plain intimation lies behind the re strained language of Mr. Lansing's communication that force will be met with force. Apparently, however, the Washington government is determined that the de facto government shall not evade responsibility before the world if war is forced upon the United States. The note and the military situation of the United States were talked over at the White House by the President, with the senate foreign relations committee. After the conference, which laBted more than an hour, Senator Stone said the situation was "exceedingly acute. President Wilson has felt it necessary to acquaint congress with the state of affairs and the action taken, through the foreign affairs committee. It was indicated that he might desire to ad dress a joint session of the hoUBe and senate in a day or two, but would not take this final step until the Mexican government had been given an oppor tunity to reply. Thirty-Three United States Troopers Known To Have Been Slam Field Headquarters, Mexico, via wireless to Columbus, N. M. Twenty three American soldiers are known to have lost their lives on the battlefield at Carrizal, according to a report to General Pershing Sunday night from Major Jenkins, commanding the Elev enth Cavalry column ordered to scour the country in that vicinity for surviv ors. Major Jenkins said he had evi dence that nine American troopers, in addition to those previously reported dead, had been killed. Major Jenkins reported that he had found Captain Morey hidden in a house nine miles from where he was abandoned, and that his wounds were not dangerous. Protest Seen in Reply to Note. El Paso, Tex. Carranza's reply to the last American note will deal main ly with the old protest against the presence of American troops In Mexi can territory, according to a telegram from Mexico City, published in the El Paso Del Norte, a local Carranza or gan. The dispatch says a number of persons clone to the government Bay that the note will take for granted Secretary of State Lansing's assertion that the American government desires neither war nor intervention. It will devote itself to the punitive expedition. Engineers To Be Enlisted. Washington, D. C. Two companies of enigneers are to be recruited at Vancouver Barracks under orders from General FunBton. These companies will be regulars and will form a part of the first increment to be added to the army under the new reorganization law. A few enlisted men now in engineer companies will form the nucleus of the two new companies and officers are to be detailed from the available list when the companies are recruited to their full strength. Two Allied Warships Sunk. Paris The minister of marine an nounced that the Italian auxiliary cruiser Citti di Messina and the French destroyer Fourche have been torpedoed in the Strait of Otranto. The Citti di Messina, which was being escorted by the Fourche, was the first victim of the submarine. The Fourche later attacked the underwater boat, which submerged and disappeared. Shortly afterwards the Fourche herself was torpedoed. Almost all of her crew was saved. To 8ult All Tastes. The following conversation was overheard in a railway train not long ago: Just as the train was moving from the station two men were bundled Into a carriage. Both were of the sporting type and were evidently particularly keen on racing. "Let's 'ave a look at yer paper. Bill," said Charlie. " "Ere we are, Charlie," said Bill, handing his friend an evening paper. After a few minutes of silence Char lie remarked sententlously: "Wonder ful things, newspapers, aren't they, Bill? They've got so many different sorts of things In 'em stories, cook ery, murders, suicides, racin' some thin' for everybody, in fact." "You're right they are, Charlie." "But what's this 'ere blank space. Bill?" pointing to the blank space re served for stop-press news. "Oh," replied Bill, "that's for people wot can't read." Philadelphia Public Ledger. He Knew. Sunday School Teacher Who can tell me the name of the great queen who traveled so many miles to see Solomon? (No answer). Some of you must remember. The name of this great queen begins with S. Bright Boy Oh, I know, miss. It waB the queen of spades. Boston Transcript. The Circle. Old Lady Wh do you go around begging instead of working? Tramp I'll tell you the truth, mum. I begs ter get money for de booze. O. L. But why do you drink the stuff? T. Ter get up me courage ter go 'round and beg, mum. Boston Tran script. ,;.' : ; ' THE VALVELESS PUMP More Water Lest. Horsepower, Less Coit, Mont blhrieitt for Irrigation, Mining, Fire Protection and Domeutic Die. Small, Light, Powerful. No Valves. No Plunftera. No Cylin ders, .Destructive High Speeds Eliminated. Pump Kuns on lxw Speed. Will Pump Water and Air Simul taneously. Will Pump boiling water. Has rec ord for vertical suction Lift of 33.6 feet. Can bo Installed by Anyone. Impossible to Make a Mistake. Delivers More Water, with far Laas Horsepower, than Any Pump Known. No Priming Kequired at Any Reasonable Suction. Write for Catalog, Prices and Testimonials before you buy. THE VALVLESS PUMP CO., 8th Fleor Title & Trust Bldz., Portland. Ore. m -l 3a, Your Grocer IS RELIABLE He wants to hold your trade and tries to sell you brands he knows vou will like. He is always ready to recommend KC Baking Powder -Ask Mm DESERVES WELL OF FARMER How the Spellbinder Turns the Trick. "To my mind " "I can not do justice to " "Far be it from me " "It is hardly necessary to say " "One word more and I have done " "It falls to my lot " "I can not find words to " "In the last analysis " "Be that as it may " "I shall not detain you longer " "It becomes my painful duty " "I point with pride to " Columbia State. Phoebe's Voice Is Faint and She Cer tainly Is Not Pretty, but She Hates All Beetles. After you're well acquainted with the pboebe and catch some ot her spir it of friendliness and companionship, you won't care a snap of the finger that bhe can't sing very well, nor that she isn't good looking. You'll wel come her In spring Just as If she were a Venus for looks and Melba tor voice. You'U listen for ber first notes and' say: "There's Phoebe back again." She's the earliest arrival among the ItycatcherB, reaching here about March 21, even before the flies. She seeks out her last year's borne under the bridge, or beneath the rafters of the barn, and starts renovating her nest Often when an unscrupulous cowblrd usurps the nest to lay eggs of her own, the phoebe will build another nest atop the old one and start house keeping over again as If nothing had Interrupted. We've remarked that she couldn't sing, yet her little "phe-bee" note Is. one of the cheeriest of springtime. We've said she wasn't beautiful, yet her dull olive-brown coat, with a yel lowish-white breast are far more at tractive than some birds of gay plu mage. The phoebe Is beautiful be cause she Is UBeful. From the time of her arrival until she loaves late In the fall she's busy warring on the farmer's enemies. She'll sit on a mullein stalk and watch tor a beetle. Suddenly she will dart Into the air and her bills go shut with a snap good-by beetle. She Is a for est conservationist, because she eats the elm leaf beetle. She Is the farm. er'B friend, because she eats the May beetles and click beetles, which In jure crops. She is the gardener's friend because she eats the squash beetle. In faot, she Is the friend of everyone except the beetles. Philadelphia North American. Imperfect Digestion soon undermines your health nd impoverishes your blood, but this may be corrected by careful diet and the assistance of HOSTETTER'S Stomach Bitters It tones and strengthens the entire digestive sys tem and is a real aid to Nature in cases of indiges tion, cramps or malaria. Foot-and-Mouth In the Philippines. Officials of the Philippines reported to Washington last week that the foot-and-mouth disease has again laid Its grip on the islands. The scourge Is called rinderpest over there, and has been the bugbear of all cattle dealers and dairies, the few that there are, almost from the beginning of Ameri can occupation in 1898. It is estimated that 260,000 carabaos have died of rinderpest in the last year. There were 500 deaths in the last week of April, when the last mail report was sent to Washington. The loss 1b about $5,000,000. The Philippine bureau of agriculture asked for $250,000 to fight the scourge,- but the legislature only appropriated $12,500 and this 1b held responsible to great extent for the spread oi the disease. If conditions continue as they are in the islands it Is feared that the loss the coming year will be fully as great. Fearless of Consequence. Grubbs I never realized until now what a convinced optimist Binks is. Stubbs What made you form your new estimate of him? Grubbs The fact that he is trying to raise chickens, roses and two bull pups all on the same lot Richmond Times-Dispatch. CASH Paid for But terflies, In sects. I buy hundreds for museums, art-work, study purposes and private collections. 5c to $7 each paid. 8-pp. folder FREE. Easy outdoor employment SINCLAIR Box 244, D 108. Los Angeles, CaL For Thrush and Foot Diseases Antiaaptlc, Cleansing Healing NV and Sao Your Stock HAN FORD'S Balsam of Myrrh A LIN I MB NT For Galls, Wire Cuts. Lameness. Strains, Bunches, Thrush, Old Sores, Nail Wounds, Foot Rot, Fistula. Bleeding, Etc Etc Made Since 1846. Sn Price 25c, 50c and $1.00 All Dealers 'AM.?: XV- DAISY FLY KILLER Totem Pole Must Don 8ome Clothes. Clothes make the totem pole, ac cording to John Oscar Davis, collector of the port, at San Francisco. Horrified at what he saw when Burmese specimen consigned to the Rev. J. H. East of Portland was un covered at the customhouse early in February, Collector Davis has now recovered sufficiently from the shock to announce that when the proper ha biliments have been placed on the rello It may be allowed to proceed on its way to the Indignant consignee. Painting, the collector said, had been considered, but clothing would be better. His plan now 1b to arrange for a proper costuming of the mooted totem pole at the expense of Doctor East and that then the curio, decor ously accoutered for appearance among the most select circles, might be allowed admission to the land of the free and the home of the brave. alaeeA enyvraere, attracts and kills alllllea. weal, clean, ornamental, conven ient, cheap. Lasts nil aenaan. Modeoi metal, ran'tspil! ortlp overt will not sell or Injure anything. Guaranteed effective. Sold br dealers, or 6 Bent br express pre paid lor $1. SaSOLO SOXXSe, UO DaKalb Ave.. Brooklyn, a. T. Not Impressed. "Want some stock in my concern?" "Nope." "It's a gold mine." "That's no inducement. I've Invest ed In gold mines more than once." Louisville Courier-Journal. Panama Election Riotous. Panama Serious rioting occurred in the City of Panama Sunday on the oc casion of the elections. Eighteen per sona were wounded. There were no foreiirners amontr them, however. No trouble occurred at Colon. One man .was killed in the Province of Chiriqul. WOMAN AVOIDS OPERATION Medicine Which Made Sur geon's Work Unnecessary. Astoria, N. Y. "For two years 1 waa feeling ill and took all kinds of WniCB. a WM Kejfc- ingworse every day. I hanchius,my neaa would ache, I was always tired. I could not walk straight because of the pain in my back and I had pains in my stom ach. I went to a doctor and he said I must go under an operation, but I did not eo. I read in the caper about Lydia E. Finkham's vegetame jom wi.vnri anrl ttlrl Mf husband about It. ioM I lrruvor nnthintT will help me but I will try this.' I found myself improv ing from the very first bottle, and in two weeks time I was able to sit down and eat a hearty breakfast with my hus band, which I had not done for two years, I am now in tho best of health and did not have the operation." Mrs. John A. Koeniq, 602 Flushing Avenue, Aetorisu N. Y. Every one dreads the surgeon's knife nd the operating table. Sometimes nothing else will do; but many times doctors say they are necessary when they are not Letter after letter comes to the Pinkham Laboratory, telling how operations were advised and were not Krformed: or.if performed,did no good, t Lydia KPinknam's Vegetable Com- poundwaa used ana good neaitn louowea. If yon 'wnnt advice write to Lydia K. Pinkham Medicine Co. (C01UUIOU.UU1J, .Lynn, xuasse niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! Wind Imprisons Woman. Imprisoned In a closet by the wind slamming a door fast, Mrs. Mollle Cor- dery, who lives near Bridgoville, Del., had a narrow escape from death, and when discovered was nearly overcome by the shock. Mrs. Cordery was cleaning the attic and while she was looking in an old closet a gust of wind slammed the door end locked It from the outside There was no one but herself In the house, and It was nearly an hour be fore Mrs. Cordnry'B screams happened to be beard by a gang of men who were repairing the road. With all the doors locked downstairs, Harry Rlckards climbed to the second floor and got through by a window. When Mrs. Cordery was found she was In a pitiable state. She Is still serious ly 111 from the shock. Slight Misunderstanding. "Was his crime premeditated?" "I don't think so. He thought it all out beforehand, you know." Life. War Cuts Phone List. There are at least 10,000 fewer tele phones In London as a result of the war, business firms In hundreds of in stances discontinuing the service In the Interest of retrenchment. The government, which operates the sys tem, announces that although tele phones have been discontinued by the wholesale there has been an Increase In the use of electrophones the In strument which connects the subscrib er with the theater and enables peo ple who prefer to remain Indoors these gloomy nights of black streets to have amusement brought to their firesides. In Right Place. "I have written a poem on" The editor looked up wearily. The blue eyed blonde young woman was merciless. I have written a poem on The Old Red Barn on the Farm,' and " The weary look disappeared from the editor's face. "Ah! Delighted! Written on the old red barn, eh? Fine! I'll be going along by the farm in a day or bo, and I'll stop at the old red barn and read it!" His Register. ' "Well, landlord, how's business now adays?" Oh, purty good, purty good, naa a whole passel of people register yis- te'day. They were five gentlemen, three ladles and four musicians. - No Difficulty on That Score. An old negro mammy who was ad dicted to the pipe was being lectured on the habit by a Sunday school teach er. Finally the latter said: . "Do you expect to go to heaven?" "Yes, indeedy!" "But the Bible says nothing unclean shall enter there. Now the breath of the smoker is unclean. What do you say to that?", . 'Well. I reckon l leave ma orer ne- hin' when I enter dar," was old mam my's response. Boston Transcript. Pimnles. boils, carbuncles, dry up and disappear with Doctor Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery, xn tameis or nquiu. .Girls Will Be Girls. 'I'm afraid I can't get the girls to 4ake politics seriously. I called a meet ing at my home. Had some speecnes by a popular candidate which we were trying on the graphophone." "Well?" "I was called out of the room for a few minutes and when I came back I found they had put on a dance rec ord." Louisville Courier-Journal, A Scheme. "Why did you' tell your husband to, buy a yard of that goods? The sales lady assured you yesterday that the sample could not be matched." "I know. He'll be afraid to come home without matching it, so he'll or der me a fine new dress." Louisville Courier-Journal. Fleeting Fame. "Fame doesn't last long, does it?" "What's on your mind now?" "I gave $500 to a worthy charity and my name and the amount I donated were printed in all the papers." "Yes." . ."And the next day my name was dropped and the sum appeared only In the list of previously acknowledged." Detroit Free Press. Use All the Brain Cells. Men go to the human Junk pile be causo their one set of brain cells be comes exhausted, and they have neg lected to train and use the millions ot others. There are those which show us the bumanneas of life, those which prove to us the beauty ot nature, those which will suddenly con vince os ot the Infinite powers around us; those which will start us dream ing ot big things and cause us to ac complish them. Young Lady (kindly) "I hope you brush your teeth regularly, Maggie?" Maggie (indignantly) "Brash me teeth? Wot would I do that for? There ain't no hair on me teeth." lO StODS . aJ A & itching and burning If you are suffering with eczema, ringworm, rash or other tormenting skin-eruption, try Ret inol Ointment and Resinol Soap. You will be sur prised how quickly the itching and burning stop and the skin becomes clear and healthy again. Retinal Obitment and Resbiol Soap fcavt been prMcnbed by phytician fc over twenty yean. Sold by ell drtag btt, (or frea trial sba ol each writ to Resinol Chera. Co.. Bnltimore, Md. Sttintl Sh&vinf Stick mnM$t daifr ihrnvitif mtjrf Underload mem. Gives Power of Choice. "You must remember, my boy, that wealth does not bring happiness." "I don't expect it to. I merely want it so that I may be able to choose the kind of misery that is most agreeable to me." Boston Transcript A Queer Critter. Impassioned Orator The American eagle, whether soaring over the dusty deserts ' ot Mexico or skimming the broad Atlantic, will never draw In its horns or retire into its shell. Boston Transcript Are You Past 30 Years? Take Hot Water, and "Anuric" People are realizing more and more every day that the kidneys, Just as do the bowels, need to be flushed occa sionally. The kidneys are an elimina tive organ and are constantly working, separating the poisons from the blood. Under this continual and perpetual action they are apt to congest, and then trouble starts. Uric acid backs up into the system, causing rheuma tism, neuralgia, dropsy and many oth er serious disturbances. Doctor Pierce of Buffalo, New York, advocates that every one should drink plenty ot pure water between meals. Every day should exercise in the outdoor air suf ficiently to sweat profusely, and from time to time stimulate the kidney ac tion by means of "Anuric." This prep aration has been thoroughly tried out at his Sanitarium, tn the same way as his "Favorite Prescription" for week women and "Golden Medical Discov ery," the standard herbal Eystem tonlo (both of which now come in tablet form for convenience of carrying and taking). "Anuric" Is now being intro duced here, and many local people are daily testifying to its perfectness. When you have backache, diiiy spells or rheumatism, heed nature's warning. It means that you are aic tlm to uric acid poisoning. ThenKsk your druggist for "Anuric" and , you will very soon become one of hun dreds who daily give their thaikful indorsement to this powerful eiemy to uric acid. 1 It you have that tired, worn-out feel ing, backache, rheumatism, neuralgia, or if your sleep Is disturbed by top fre quent urination, get Dr. Pierce's) An uric Tablets at drug store, full treat ment Jl OO, or send 10c. for trial pack age to Dr. Pierce, Iavallda' Hotel, Buf falo, N. T. V r