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17EW KING RULES SWEDES. CTJBJJTO ILLS WITHOUT MEDICETE Physician Telia How Every Mu Can Be His Own Doctor. "Have you noticed," tald the physi cian In his post-prandial rest, "what a tidal wave of "Every man his own doc tor' is sweeping over the laud?" "I supiose you mean," said the other man, who had come tolilm for a litp friendly advice about spring fevu, "Chrltian Science and other cults?" "Not alone that, but the growing tendency to keep well Instead of bring cured is fast relegating medicine to the dead arts. We must keep up with the procession, even if it rob us of occu pation, and I'll assure yon, if every man understood giving himself massage be might practically be his own doctor. For Instance, half the world either has. or claims to have, liver troubles. A I pare five minutes can be turned to ex cellent account by giving your liver lift. Place one hand heavily on the right side at the lower border of the ribs and rub it down slowly four or five inches. Do this a dozen times and you will empty this overfull liver of its superabundent contents. This New king of Sweden, his son and daughter-in-law, and late ruler. cures heartburn and remedies cramps by removing the acidity from the stom ach as well as relieving the liver. "The food of a dyspeptic remains too lonif In his stomach. furmeuttiiK and causing Inflammation. Try helping the tomach to get rid of Its contents. Place one hand at the extreme edge of the. left side Immediately under the ribs end slightly overlapping them. Then work It round to tho right by pressing the fingers In as hard as you can, draw- u f, rlirlit with tho other hand, at the same time swing lng the body to the right, then to the left. Practice this dally before meals and reasonable food will never 'set like lead' on your stomach. Here Is a good suggestion for a plethoric, or full-blooded, man: When waiting for the fellow that doesn't keep his appoint-, ment, place your hand at the back of your neck where the hair joins It and rub downward. You will thus empty the glands and prevent their turning into bolls. Or put your fingers on the neck at the angle of the Jaw and draw Iheni firmly downward over the course Of the Jugular vein. This will remove the used-up blood from the brain and make that organ feel light and clear, helping you to keep from getting 'hot tinder your six collars,' like Klpliug's nglna "If you have a tendency to varicose reins, when you sit down elevato your feet The blood will How out of. the turgid veins and give you great relief. By deep frlctlou from the heel upward you can encourage tho return of tho blood to the heart as well as give tone to the feeble veins. If you have a red nose It Is because the blood enters the superficial vetwels of the sklu and does not return from It. If you would rem edy this condition, perform regularly this little feat: Urasp the tip of the note between the thumb and lingers and massage upward to tho root. This method empties the vessels of used-up blood and allows fresh blood to flow. Besides, you are not half as likely to be afflicted with cold In the head. One exercise especially designed to preveut a 'bay window below tho ribs is this: Lit flat on your back, raise one foot and leg to Its full height without bend ing the knee, then the other, alterimt lngg the mot Urns, or vary the exercise by putting the toes under the bed clothes, raising the body to the sitting posture Beveral times. This exercises the muscles of the abdomen and pre vents the accumulation of fat. "Cold feet, so ofteu found among brain workers, can be overcome by pro moting a vigorous circulation. Imme diate relief can bo had by standing in about one Inch of cold water In a bath tub. Stand on oue foot and rub It with the other, alternately, a number of times for not more thau three or four minutes. Follow this up by vigorous rubbing with a crash towel, and the good effects are almost eu.ua! to walk lug In dew, recommended by Father Knelpp. A fit of blues is a habit that grows upon one so rapidly that In a short time It becomes a disease. When ever I feel an attack coming on I put on stout walking boots and tramp till I can go no farther. This effectually dispels melancholia. An Oriental phl- I y"S: r tWv A fiA f f siSr I EXCITING RACE OS" TRAINS. t ? 4 I . pRrNli' CLT t.m (0 LC XAW- JTJiuV( losopher says fast, breathe and exercise and you will never be ill, so we might as well accept the situation that doc tors are no longer needed." COAESE FISH FOE THE TABLE. egleoleil Food Supplies of BrttUh Inland Strennm. Puzzling euough to the student of nat ural economy must be the ilxed preju dice of the English people to tho edible Konmn snail, the titbit frog, more espe cially, the common "course" fish of fresh water streams, says the Pall Mall Gazette. Fresh water salmon trout, grayling and ells are everywhere re garded as edible fish, though until very , recent times tho grayling or "ouncer" one of the nalmouhUe was but little esteemed either by sportsmen or cooks. To-day grayling ranks so closely with such game fish as salmon, trout, char and possibly the rarer vendace, etc., tlwt the angler must not under penalty "feed" its "swim," and it must not be fished for with maggot or worm except in tho depth of winter. The point Is that since our notions about grayling have so utterly changed, why should not our notions about tin more sizable pike change, too? For "Esox luclus," the luce of English her aldry, bettor known as pickerel In America, Is truly a "iramo" fish, Judg ing from the manner he fights and the great uumbcr of denticles In his inoutli. which are strong enough to blie off an angler's finger. Yes. our familiar "fresh water wolf is game enough, aiul I can say from experience that his many pounds of sound llesh taste ex ceedingly choice about Christmas time when stuffed with veal forcemeat and basted with savory gravy. Yet very many hundreds of. enormous pike are captured ou our streams yearly by "trimmers" and other questionable de vices of the river watchers; moreover, they are throughout treated as so much vermin. If exised for sale on the fish monger's marble slab they could hardly fall to command a good price, little as the world In general cares to make the experiment of cooking a pike. Take the case of tlie equally abund ant chub. I am told that it takes a Jewish tailor or furniture broker's fam ily to appreciate It. The Helrea. He (teuderly) When I woke up this morning you were my first thought She Indeed? Were the creditors al ready standing at your bed? Mergeu dorfer Blatter. Sand Is one of the important ltgre dleuts lu the elixir of sucre. Each la Broken In Two, but Neither Engineer Knowa It. The following story was told by J. D. McXamara, assistant general pas senger agent of the Wabash railroad "From Clark to Mexico, Mo., our liue: runs almost parallel with that of the Alton. The distance Is about twenty miles. It Is open country and the grades are light The 'going is good and trains race with each other as often as occasion offers. "One day two long freight trains, one on each road, reached Clark about together. A race, of course, was In or der. Passing Centralia the Wabash en gineer turned partly around in his cab and noting that the Alton man was minus a portion of his train gave a 'broke in two' whistle signal for the information of his rival. The Alton man, hearing the signal, himself turned In his sent and observing that the Wabash train was considerably shorter than when the race began he pulled the throttle open a notch or two more and smiled as he looked forward to winning the contest. As the speed of the Wa bash train continued to Increase the Alton man in a spirit of banter gave with his whistle the 'broke in two' sig nal. As there was no apparent effort made to stop, the slgual was repeated. "Again and again was the signal given by one or the other of the racing englnemen. "At length Mexico was reached, both trains arriving there at the same time, each engineer laughing at the Joke he would have on his competitor when the hreal would be discovered. As soou as he stopped nt the Mexico water tank the Alton man called across the right of way : "'How far you golu' without vour tail lights?' "The Wabash man, observing for the first time his own predlcnment, said: '"Gosh, but I thought you was whlstllu' for your own hind end!' "'Ditto. Bud!' exclaimed he of the C. A A. as he noticed regretfully that about two-thirds of his own train was absent." Kansas City Star. Plant Hemeraber. Plant memory is a problem for the Inquisitive botanist. In 1901 a plant allied to the squash and pumpkin was taken to New York from the desert of Souora, In Mexico, and since then It has been kept without water lu a strange climate 3.0(H miles from home. Purlng the six weeks of ralu in the desert the plant grows its leaves and flowers aud perfects Its seed. Then It dries up and leaves only a water filled gourd, which a thick, hard shell seals against animals and evaporation. The trannplauted specimen still remembers the rainy season of six weeks. It wakes, solids out rootlets, stems and leaves, and theu dries up again until the fol lowing year Kansas City Journal. If you want a certain thing to hap pen. It la easy to "feel in your bones' that It will happen. " ism Storage of Corn. The relation of a perfect stand ta ln freased crop yields has been so effec tually demonstrated that the best meth od of storing grain becomes a matter of vital Interest to all corn growers. A test was made last year to deter mine what the ef fect of storing corn la a dry room, on racks in the barn, in the warming oven of a stove and in a eorncrlb would have on the ger- ruinating powers of the seed the following spring. The per cent of germination was lowest with the DBYINQ SACS. corn stored in the crib, as would nat urally be expected, as the seed was exposed to the widely varying tem peratures which prevailed during the winter season. The germination was practically the same with the samples stored In a dry room and on racks in a barn, though tnese methods of stor ing had but little advantage over the use of the warming oven. Considera ble difference was witnessed, however, in the strength of the germinations from corn kept in the several ways In dicated. The grain from the corn stored in the crib showed the least vigor of germination, the best results being obtained from the corn stored on the racks in the barn, followed quite closely by that stored in a dry room. The corn stored in the warm ing oven germinated fairly well in all except two instances. In one the germination was remarkably low, due either to a poor ear or to the fact that the corn may have been overheated at some time. Exchange. Heavy Hay Tonnage. By methods that are perfectly prac- ! tlcable to you we at the college are get- ; ting fifty-four tons of hay from twelve acres. First we have our land well ...tilled," said Professor Gilbert, of the Maine station, in addressing a recent farmers' meeting. "Why is there so much rundown land, is It low in fer tility? No, It has been lying In grass too long. There are lots of fertility, .nitrogen, phosphoric acid and potash; J what It needs is plowing up and rota tion. I "Plow poor land in the fall, and by spring there will be air In it, harrow it 'well in the spring, pulverize it by har rowing It over and over again. Then seed with oats and grass, and the next 'year you will have a good crop of ' grass, and clover the next year. A good rotation of potatoes on sod land, ; using commercial fertilizer; the next year cover with stable dressing, then oats and grass with no fertilizer ; the next year, grass and clover, with top dressing of fertilizer. Our mixture of grass seed to the acre is eleven pounds timothy, six redtop, four red clover and four alslke. "For the top-dressing 350 pounds to the acre of a fertilizer carrying 3 per cent nitrogen, 7 per cent phosphoric acid, 6 per cent potash. The grass should be cut while In bloom." After explaining why it should be done, he continued, "After the first crop is cut 150 pounds of the same fertilizer to the acre should be applied." Eaally Blade Bag Holder. I describe a handy sack holder, use ful on a farm. It has two upright pieces of 2x2 and a two-inch plank two feet long which the upright pieces are fastened to. About four or five Inches from the top bore two holes e x actly opposite each other and place through these boles a long bolt. Take a piece of plank or board and cut it to fit between the two BAG HOLDER. uprights and place the bolt through this board so it will work easily. Cut tills board in a half circle to fit the sack. Drive nails through this board around this half circle to fasten sack to. This board can be raised or low ered to the height of sack and Is held In place by means of an iron rod which la fastened on the uprights about two feet from the bottom. Preventing Sore Shoulder. Don't let your horses' shoulders get sore. You can prevent It by bathine every night with strong salt water. It toughens them ana also prevents galls. Among the most distressing sights is that of a horse at work with sore shoul ders. Frequent bathing and care in the selection of collars will prevent it Agrlenltnre'a Amazing Growth. How can any 'country be bard np whose farms In the last . nine years have produced fifty-three thousand mil lions of dollars' worth of crops? No wonder that the report of the Secretary of Agriculture Is full of thanksgiving flavor and that he is un affected by causes for gloom that work on other men. The value of the farm products for 1007 is nearly seven and one-half billions of dollars; 10 per cent above that of 1006, when all rec ords of crops were broken ; 25 per cent over 1903, and 57 per cent over 1890. More than 3,000,000 acres of land that used to be considered valueless, "the home of the cactus and the prai rie dog," are now producing $30,000, 000 worth of crops every year; and these crops are directly due to Sec retary Wilson, who Imported the Med iterranean dunnn wheats at a first cost of $10,000 and saw that they were planted there. Irrigation farming, due wholly to the department, will this year sell crops for not less than $250,000, 000, which is not contemptible, in view of the fact that the Department of Ag- riculture costs only about $15,000,000 a year. ' - Yet the work of the department is by no means on such a scale as tho nat ural resources of the country warrant and will one. "daywmake possible. Sur veyors declare that not one-half the farms of the , country 420,000,000 acres, to be exact can be classed as Improved land, and only one-third, or 290,000,000 acres, is fruitful. Many years will pass before all this ground Is put under cultivation, but the time will come when It will be producing abundant crops and supporting hun dreds of millions of human beings. Chicago Journal. Convenient Hayrack. Many basket hay racks are built In such a fashion in the rear that to climb Into them presents an especially Irk some task to a man, more so after having lifted hay or pitched, bundles all day. In the sketch presented of the rear end of a rack we have tried to il lustrate how the task of climbing Into the rack might be made easier., But little extra work and material will be required and at the same time the con tents of the rack are held very nearly as good as if the end pieces extended clear across. Fertiliser for Oniona. Professor John B. Smith, the Ento mologist of the New Jersey Experiment Station, in a bulletin on the cabbage and onion maggots, Just Issued, refers to the necessity of a quick-acting fer tilizer In conjunction with planting at the right time, and replenishes the fol lowing formula, recommended in ear lier reports : Nitrate of soda, 700 pounds acid phosphate, 1,000 pounds; I muriate of potash, 300 pounds. This, ! he said, in the case of radishes, can be i applied as a top dressing along the j rows, before they are planted, or Just after they are up, at the rate of 500 pounds per acre. Similar applications can be made on turnips or onions. I believe that 1 a fertilizer compounded . after this formula, or the application of the three ingredients separately, at a -proportionate- rate, would Jn most cases be followed by good results. The combination has about 5 per cent nitro gen in its 'most available form, 7 per cent phosphoric acid, and 74 per cent potash. A ton of it would cost in the , neighborhood of $32 to $35. Getting Rid of White Grnba. : These suggestions regarding "white grubs wereade by the Missouri Ex periment Station: It Is very difficult to do much in de stroying white grubs where they have once gotten a gooa rootnoia. .About the only plan is to put out a new patch" . and plow and cultivate thoroughly the ground where the infested patch" stands. . These white grubs are the larvae of a group of beetles known as May beetles or June bugs. They feed for three years as white grubs before changing to adults, so that you will find various sizes of these grubs at the same time In your patch. Some of these will ma ture one year, some the following year, and so on. Cultivation Is about the ' only remedy for these grubs. r .Proper Fruit Packing. " A great many farmers and fruit growers seem to Ignore the conditions attending the Journey which their waxes must take before they .reach the hands and eyes of the consumers. The methods of transportation, customs of the trade, the markets' fashions as re gards style, size and form of package, all must be well .understood, for they are as Important as the growing of the crop.- ... . -..-A HAT BACH t TBOIPET CALLS. ii v Ram's Horn Sound a Warning If ote to the I'areAeemed. . It is never safe to get in front of sin's blank car tridges. The test of any amusement Is the resultant tone of your life. This world can do without the man - who can do with out another world. No man becomes a hero by advertis ing his heresies. . ' , Success Is not always honor, but hon or Is always a success. The prayer to God to draw near to tis draws us near to Iilm. Many who think they are hiding from God are only forgetting Him. r.. The best views of heaven come when the back Is bent with earth's burdens. The practice of the love of man Is the best preparation for the love of God.' That morality becomes only immoral that is followed only for profit or pride. God Is not a matter of demonstration nor of conviction, but of companion ship. If you cannot tell the good your re ligion Is doing, it la probably, doing barm. To have His power In the time ot need we must have His' presence all the time. The home that sends out love and in spiration is the best of all borne mis sionaries. . Many a man is leading in religious exercises to save himself the exercise of religion. Dogmatism is heard, not because It is right, but because it says what.it has to say bo loudly. The language of heaven Is acquired, tot by memorizing its vocabulary, but by living Its life. There is no reconciliation of this world to God until we are ourselves "econcUed to the way of the cross. YArhat we have given, rher than what we have gained, will give us greatest Joy when we come to make up life's balances. - Some people think that prayer is a scheme by which you can stick your head Into a hornet'8 nest and come out none the wiser. DOUBT PACTS OF HISTORY. Persona So Fond of Miracnlona That Queationa Are Easily Raised. The love of the miraculous Is enough to keep alive the belief .that the ac cepted facts of history concerning a person who has greatly , lpterested the world either , by his life or his death are all wrong, says the Boston Trans cript. Within twenty years a big book has been published in this country to demonstrate that Marshal Ney was ot shot in the garden .of the Luxembourg, Dec. 7, 1815, but escaped to America and dwelt In North Carolina. For some years there flourished in Germany a man who declared himself to be the son of the duke of Relchstadt by a secret marriage and therefore the grandson and direct heir of Napoleon. This imposter was a clumsy-fellow who did not know his book, for the date he assigned as that of his birth was fully a year subsequent to the death of the duke. - - But we need not travel so far as Eu rope to find the credulous of the Incred ible. Only a few years ago there died in Kansas a man who was believed by many of the vicinity to be Wilkes Booth. A marked physical resemblance to the assassin caused so much annoy ance to a well-known clergyman that he took pains to demonstrate by proofs of his .birth and education that he was not Wilkes Booth. The fact that Mrs. Fltzherbert made a solemn declaration that she never was a mother does not deter the "Fltz herbert heirs", in this country from bothering King Edward with letters applying for permission to examine cer tain papers which they believe contain a secret of vast money value to them. Tie people who believe these incredi ble legends in the face of proof posi tive to the contrary, are not all of one kind, nor of the class of the Engllsh niaivwho said of the TIchborne claim ant: "Just because he was the son of a Wapplng butcher they wouldn't glv him the estate." I ... : Mistaken Identity. During Robert Loraine's performance of Robert Shaw's "Man and ' Super man," In Minneapolis, ' one night re cently, a lean-visaged man with . a sparse red beard, occupying a private box all alone, applauded the scene showing the 'automobile so noisily that .when some one started the report that the box occupant was the redoubtable G. Bernard himself, many people In the audience believed it When the cur tain fell on the act. a'. fervid Shawlte ran forward to greet the boxholder as he started for the lobby. ' ?Mr. Shaw, I hope," said the devotee enthusiastically. T "Mr. Shaw, I hope not," snapped back the man in the ginger beard de cidedly; "I'm the fellow who sold the show the automobile !" . The Liraltv "You reckon Br'er Thomas, got Into paradise?" ; , ' ."I can't, tell fer sartin. All' i kin aay is de mule kicked htm ter de gate!" Atlanta Constitution.;" '. 5 Somehow the average boy lacks a ma la for acquiring good conduct mark at school