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Newspaper Page TextGeneral Debility T 1 - - J . . I u " as? oni mere is wai reeling S S X? '" 1UeU tbe c" serv thing," !r "When she got In at 35th street I saw I 1? ?t tTt i k- her Catch hl8 imtaediately. It is hard to do, hard to bear, what .tt ,,, , . . h0uldbeeasy,TltaHtyi8ontheebb,and'M T lncd'fferent d turned the whole system suffers. i his head away- Sbe "flueeied Into -the For this condition take seat next to "'n and he became ab- -ji o III HUUU d OdrbUUarillU It vitalizes the blood and gives vigor and tone to all the organs and functions. In usual liquid form or In chocolated tablets known as Sarsatabs. 100 doses $1. Not m Good Plan. Gyer It Isn't always a good plan for a man to try to make a name for himself. Myer Why not? ' Gyer Well, I knew a man once who tried It, and he was arrested for for fcery. TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY Take LAXATIVE BROMO QUININE Tablets Druggists refund money If it fails to cure. K. W SHOVE'S signature U on each box. 25c. Brutality. Here the far western orator waxed fer vent. "Fellow citizens," he exclaimed, "ordi narily I pay no attention to campaign slanders, but the candidate on the other ticket has lied about me so persistently and maliciously that lorbearance has ceased to be a virtue and I am going to handle him without gtoves !" "You. can't!" hoarsely bellowed a man with short hair, a thick neck, and a bull dog face. 'Why not?" demanded the orator. vttuse n a agin rne rules. Anywneres , ... , In this State you've eot to have clovea weighin' at least Jo ounces!" 8 i Mothers win find Mrs. Winsiow's Soothing Rrsnrt (ha u.- - . ... , . ... 7 Worth Investigating-. Sapleigh A little learning is a dan gerous thing, they say. Miss Caustique Well, why don't you let a little and find out for yourself? A Great Outside Remedy. Most pains are of local origin a "crick" In the back, a twinge of rheumatism a sore ness all over arising from a cold are a 1 curea Dy outsi e applications. The quick est fafest, and most certain method is All l,. 131 1 41 u I Z:r::rr" "ZllL.gnXz The new regulations are they act prompily they are clean nd cheap! iou can go right ahead wi.h your work , while the hea mg process goes on. Sixty years' use has given them a great reputation Another Viewpoint. "There is at least one , thing to be said In favor of boarding houses," said Wedderly. "What's tha.t?" queried Singleton. "The man who boards usually gets what he klcksor," explained Wedder ly, "but in his own home he kicks In vain." ' ' TORTURED WITH GRAVEL. Since Using Doan's Kidney Pills Not a Single Stone Hat Formed. Capt. S. L. Crute, Adjt. Wm. Watts fwftnm TT ' fl TT Ta I- T7 .. .,. i 'I suffered a long, long time with my back, and felt drag gy and listless and tired all the time. ! I lost from my usu- .V ; al weight, 225, to Iffl 17$. Urinary paa-' : sages were too ire- quent and I have had to get up often at night. I had headaches and diz zy spells also, but WW my worst suffering was from renal colic. L After I began, usingDo&n's Kid ney Pills I passed a gravel stone as big as a bean. Since , then I have never bad an attack of gravel, and have pick ed up to my former health and weight. I am a well man and give Doan's Kid . ney Pills credit for it." ' Sold by all dealers. 60 cents a box. ; Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y. . BAD TOE SOURCE OF Every part of the body is dependent on the blood for nourishment and Btrength. ' When this life stream is flowing through the system in a state of purity and richnes3 'we are assured of perfect and uninterrupted health; tecause pure blood i3 nature's safe-guard against disease. When, however, the body is fed oa weak, impure or polluted blood, the system is deprived of its strength, disease germs collect, and the trouble is manifested in various vays. Pustular eruptions, pimples, rashes and the different skin affections ehow that the blood is in a feverish and diseased conaicion as a result of too much acid or the presence of some irritating humor. Sores and Ulcers are the result of morbid, unhealthy matter ia the blood, and Rheumatism, Ca tarrh, Scrofula, Contagious Blood Poison, etc., are all deep-seated blood disorders that will continue to grow worse as long a3 the poison remains. These impurities and poisons find their way into the blood ia various ways. Often a sluggish, inactive condition of the system, and torpid state of the avenues of bodily waste, leaves the refuse and waste matters to sour and form uric and other acids, which are takea up by the blood and distributed throughout the circulation. Coming ia contact with contagious diseases is another cause for the poisoning of the blood ; we also breathe the germs and microbes of Malaria into our lungs, and when these get into the blood ia Sufficient quantity it becomes a carrier of disease instead of health. Some are so unfortunate a3 to inherit bad constitutional disease of ancestors 13 handed down to' them and they are constantly annoyed and troubled with it. Bad blood 13 the source of all dis-! ease, and until thi3 vital fluid is cleansed and purified the body is sure to J Buffer ia some way. For blood troubles of any character S. S. S. i3 the best ' remedy ever discovered. It goes down into the circulation and removes any and all poisons, supplies tne healthful properties it needs, and completely and permanently cures blood diseases of every purely Vegetable slightest trace of the trouble for future outbreaks. The whole volume of i blood is renewed and cleansed after a course of S. S. S. It is also nature's j greatest tonic, made entirely of roots, herb3 and barks, and is absolutely harmless to any part of the system. S. S. S. is for sale at all first clas3 uS stores. Book on the blood and any medical advice free to all who write. 1 THE SVSIFT Story or a Flirtation. She wasn't one bit like the girls who Indulge In public flirtations; she Wfls Tflli Brw, ,, .,., , ; sorbed in looking out of the window. "She went to all sorts ol' trouble to attract his attention, that girl. -1 saw j her myself. Finally she Jangled her chatelaine loudly and looked at him alluringly from beneath her long-lashed eyes. "Then he turned and gazed at her questloningly. She smiled, a bright, unabashed smile, with the whole car looking at her. "Something in that smile warned him, and" here the conductor paused Impressively and tried to; hide the twin kle In his eye "he reached out two pink, chubby little hands to grasp her dangling chatelaine. "Well, sir, she kissed one of those chubby little hands and pinched his little apple red cheeks and then asked the woman who held him a question Guess it was his mother and she asked how old he was." New York Sun. How's Thl.? We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward foi any case of Catarrh that cannot be cured by Mail s uaiarrn tu. F. J. CHENEY & CO..Propi We, the undersigned, hare known F. Cheney for the last 15 years, and believe him perfectly honorable in all business transac tions and financially able to carry out any ob ligations made by their firm. West b Thu ax, Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, 0. Wauhno, Kinnah & Mabvin, Wholesale Drug gists. Toledo, O. Hall's Caiarrh Cure is taken internally, act- mug uncoil T ufiru n-v vw. -- auuuvum bus.- rtr r4 1 tntl ir imnn tha 1-vlsu-id art1 m 11 tt .1 1 el a II w laces 01 tne system, rnce .oc. per do;u i0"1 Df ftU ruggiBts. lesiimomau iree. HaU. Family liU. are the best. Rot Excluding; American Students. The authorities of the University of aay that statements published abroad to the effect that the stringent regulations concerning the admission of students are designed to exclude many Americans altogether are untrue, Any graduate of an American college who presents a passport and the diplo ma of bachelor of arts or any other equivalent degree will be admitted without any questions. It Is true that the diplomats of some of the smallest institutions bearing the name of col leges are omitted from the, list of those " directed against Russians not having sufficient means of support or who are academically unqualified. White Animals Can't Smelt "Pure white animals," said a pet stock dealer, "have no sense of smell, Hence they are continually eating things that disagree with them, and in eight cases out of ten poison them' selves and die. Pure white pigs should never be allowed to run loose In the fields and woods. For, without the pro tection of a sense of smell, such pigs, when they get out, eat all sorts of pol sonous roots and berries and die off rapidly. In Africa the white rhino ceros poisons itself by eating the eu Tf ulc ai t w whs. wtumiv vAiv r ai .VU vlii U ally munching shrubs and grasses that oon't agree with them." Bd tier's Flag. Feb. 21, 1866, General Benjamin F. Butler presented to congress the first genuine American flag, male of Ameri- can materials bv American labor, ever constructed in this country. Plror to tnat time all American government flags had been made of English bunt ing. Since then all our ofliclal flags have been the product exclusively of American material and labor. There were twenty-six stars in the flag at that' time. , ? . An Evidence of Value. "I suppose you can remember when a lot of this land could have been bought for a song?" "Yes," answered Farmer Corntossel. "But after seeln' how much my daugh ter's singln' lessons cost that doesn't seem so cheap." Washington Star. iUX DISEASE blood, perhaps the dregs of some old kind. The action of S. S. S. is 80 JLOOD thorough that hereditary taints are removed and weak, diseased blood made strong1 and j healthy so that disease cannot remain. It cures Rheumatism, Catarrh, Scrofula, Sores ' and Ulcers, Skin Diseases, Contagious ' Blood Poison, etc, and does not leave the SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA, CAm BYVVlrYYWVVVrWVVVVVVVVVvnrt ! 5 B fitfUSOCEROS BATTLES. William Cotton Oswell, who made his second expedition into the Interior of southern Africa in 1847, had two terrible experiences with rhinoceroses. His son, in the lately published biogra phy of his distinguished father, re cords these adventures. He had one pre-eminently good horse, Stael, the very pick of all he ever had In Africa, fast and most sweet-tempered, and so fearless that he would without whip, spur, or any urging, carry his master right up to a lion and stand perfectly motionless within a few feet of the brute while Mr. Oswell flred. Returning to camp one evening on Stael, he flred both barrels of his rifle at a white rhinoceros. Instead of drop ping or bolting, It began to walk to ward the smoke. Oswell turned bis horse, only to find a thick bush was against Its chest Be fore he could fell It the rhinoceros drove Its horn In under the flank, and threw horse and rider Into the air with such terrific force that the point of the horn pierced the saddle. As they fell, the stlrrup-lron scalped his head for a space four Inches In length and In breadth. He scrambled to his knees, and saw the horn actu ally within the bend of his leg. With the energy of self-preservation he sprang to his feet, but after tottering a step or two tripped and came to the ground. The rhinoceros passed within a foot without hurting him. As he rose for the second time his after-rider came up with another gun, Half-pulling him from his horse, Os well mounted it, and galloped after and caught the rhinoceros. Keeping back the piece of scalp with, his left hand, he held the gun to his shoulder with bis right, and shot the brute dead. ' On the return Journey to the Cape he met with the most serious accident of his life. Stalking two rhinoceroses he waa lying flat when they came with In twenty yards of him. The nearer of the two came near stepping on him Hoping mat nis . sudden appearance from the ground would startle her and so give him a chance of escape, he sprang up and dashed alongside of her to get In the rear, his hand being on her as he passed. She Immediately gave chase. A quick turn saved him for the moment; the race was over in the next As the horned snout came lapping round his thigh he rested the gun on the long head, and, still running, flred both bar rels; but with the smoke he found himself sailing through the air, and It was not until three hours later that he recovered consciousness, to find a deep gash in his thigh, eight Inches long, down to the bone la all Its length. For nearly four weeks, unable to get to the wagons, he made hhj bed under a bush. San Rr Help Baldnew. John J. Sheerln, a member of the Ix gansport police board, has become, by accident, a discoverer of what he be lieves is a sure cure for baldness. Shee rln has been bald for twenty years, but last summer while spending bla vaca tion ' at an Eastern summer resort he went about bare-headed. As a result of the hot rays of the sun beating on his head, his scalp became sunburned and blistered. After the blisters had dried and the skin bad peeled off, Shee rln says, he noticed a soft, downy growth all over the place where the hair ought to grow, and eventually this growth developed until he now has a very promising crop of healthy and vigorous hair. Sheerln at first could not account for the unexpected development, but Is now firmly convinced that the expos ure of his scalp to the sun and the sub sequent sunburn actually produced new life and energy to the dormant roots of the hair. He Is enthusiastic over his discovery, and is recommend ing It to his bald-headed friends, many of whom have agreed to give the rem edy a trial next summer. Indlanapo lie News. 'Twaa, Too! "What shall we name baby sister?" asked a mother of her little 4-year-old daugbtet. "Call her Early, mamma; that's a pretty name." Early? That Is not a little girl's name." Oh, yes, it is! Don't you remem ber yon read to me about a little girl who was to be the May queen, and who wanted her mother to call her Early?" Hie a Do Watcb. Mamma had not noticed tbe clock striking during all of the afternoon and, thinking perhaps It had stopped, she asked little Rita to go into tbe ball and see If It was running. After a hasty survey of the long pendulum swinging back and forth, Rita ran back and announced, "Why, no, mamma, it Isn't running. It's standing still and wagging its tail." Harper's Weekly. A Problem. What do -you Intend to do with all your enormous wealth?" "I don't know yet," answered Sir. Dustin Stax. "I'm trying to determine what method of getting rid 'of It will subject me to the least criticism and rirtirale." Washington Star. V Most pumpkin pie tastes as If the cook a1 forgotten to put in anything but the pumpkin. Qne eook m kltchen worUj a dozen In the Intelligence office ' My Hair is Extra Long Feed your hair; nourish it; give it something to live on. Then it will stop falling, and will grow long and heavy. Ayer's Hair Vigor is the only hair-food you can buy. For 60 years it has been doing Just what we claim it will do. It will not disappoint you. " My htlr ned in h rery abort. Bnt fter nilug Ayer i Hair Vleor short time it betntu to grow, nu now 11 n fourteen inches lung. This seems sotemlld result to me after belns almost without any hair." MBS. J. H. VlTCU. voiomao springs, imio. Had by J. O. Ayer Co., Lowoll, Utuw. v jMauuiaoturera si 7 SABSAPAS1LLA. yers PILLS. CHERRY PECTORAL. '-';'.'N.- -it only, by company the front flUIll'lMiJiilJjW Wrong; Time of Tea. Passenger I suppose you know, Sam, that your bosses are cutting a melon. Doesn't it make your mouth water? Pullman Porter No, suh. I done los' my interest in melons fur dis yeah. Hit would be diff unt, o co'sc, if dey wuz cahvin' a "possum, sutt. riTA St. Vitus' Pane and all Nerrons DISPMeR il I u permanently cured by Dr. Kline's Ureat erve Beaiorer. Bend for FREE 12 trial bottle and treatise. Dr. B. H. Kline, Ixl., 881 Arch BU, Plilla.,ra. A Surfeited Crate. "Remember," said the melodramatic man, "there are things in this life that money cannot buy." "Yes," answered the Impecunious person, wearily, "but I had enough of them long ago. What I want now la a change." Washlneton Star. FRUIT TREES, VINES, PLANTS BERKSHIRE SWINE, (Registered) SHORTHORN CATTLE, (Registered) BARRED AND WHITE ROCKS PACIFIC NURSERY CO. ', Catalogue Free. Tangent, Oregon CROPS NEVER FAIL In tbe Upper Snake Valley, Idaho, where 25,0uo Mlsmiuilppi Valley h"meswktrn are already located. fMM'i aer-s nndevelopid, Irrlsabe lnnd still await the settlor. Hlch.-at and beat wa ered valley In the world. Flnem c tmate; cho.ceat fruit; Immense crone of iiraln, alfalfa su .'ar beeia. K.Ouo.- 000 Invested In sugar fao orles. Hew K. K. citei slon to Ye lowstone park opi-ns country of vait re sources. A n ton started Jan. 1, luoe, a record breaker. Write for particular!. C. C. HOOKS REAL KSTATE CONPANt St. Anthony and Aahton, Idaho. QX1 HOLD UP! and consider sh POMMEL 1IKK ALL KWIRTRDOF CLOTHING. hmdit of thf ba rmlddb.rikckaoTllow bttytoimtiUiijM sold 9 reiiiSf keknmrtbm. IT STICK TO THE i tyi Kl25 TOR Cinuwh uouim sign ofthefish; AJTOWIR CO. T 0 I 1 M A i,M.y MttMivw," fj"crr 4rVr . "3 School for Smiling;. T- .11 V f . u t . iuu ituuiu uk Burprifeu, saia HI v teacher, "could you but know how'S a tenm large a part tbe smile plays in real life. In these days It Is the woman who smiles! "Once upon a time It was the wom an who frowned ; and there were periods. In the Jane Eyre days, when j to wear an imperious expression wis the real tbing. But that was long ago. I In these days It is the girl with a J laugh. j "Even queens laugh. In the latest j picture of Queen Amelia of Portugal ! that royal lady wears a smile so deep i that it will not come off, while Queen ' Alexandra has been caught by the camera smiling. 'There is a distinct art in smiling. The eyes must smile and the whole face must light up." Croe-l Thrnat. The Bard Such a stupid, absent minded Janitor. I gave him one of my poems to mail and Instead of dropping It in the mail box on the corner he dropped it In the waste-paper box. Miss Tabasco But why do you call him stupid? If more than ordinary skill in playing brings the honors of the game to the winning player, so exceptional merit in a remedy ensures the commendation of the well informed, and as a reason able amount of outdoor life and recreation is conducive to the health and strength", so does a perfect laxative tend to one's improvement, in cases of constipation, biliousness, headaches, etc. It is all-important, however, in selecting a laxative, to choose one of known quality and excellence, like the ever pleas ant Syrup of Figs, manufactured by the California Fig Syrup Co., a laxative which sweetens and cleanses the system effect ually, when a laxative is needed, without any unpleasant after effects, as it acts naturally and gently on the internal organs, simply assisting nature when nature needs assistance, without griping, irritating, or debilitating the internal organs in any way, as it contains nothing of an objectionable or injurious nature. AS the plants which are combined with the figs in the manu facture of Syrup of Figs are known to physicians to act most beneficially upon the system, the remedy has met with their general approval as a family laxative, a fact well worth con sidering in making purchases. It is because of the fact that SYRUP OF FIGS is a remedy of known quality and excellence, and approved by physicians that has led to its use by so many millions of well informed people, who would not use any remedy of uncertain quality or inferior reputation. Every family should have a bottle of the genuine on hand at all times, to use when a laxative remedy is required. Please to remember that the , genuine Syrup of Fies is for sale in bottles nf all reputable druggists and that full name of the California Fig Syrup Co., is plainly printed on of every package. Regular price, 50c per bottle. ' 1 n II I JIT' ' I 1 B(AiL?FORNIA Kg OYRUP (Q: Qn rrntxcuco, CI. n All the best breed-" URGE ENGLISH BERKSIIIBES Ing and Individuality. Young stock on hand at all times. Corres pondence solicited. Satisfaction guaran teed. Address D. L. KEYT Perrydale, Oregon BIG MONEY For you In NEVADA ccJp?enrd MINES RiKnUyCed C ITTVT" Means Riches. 228 Lumber Exchange Write Today. PORTLAND, OREGON RUBBER STAMPS Best In America We make them We do not take order and peddle onr Rubber Stamps, Beais, to. We manufacture our own roods. Our equipment is the uewuHt and best money can buy. W rite today lor our "Kubber btamp Catalogue." THE IRWIN-HODSON CO, Portland, Oregon HQ PLATES I ILY DENTAL CO. TKSSS M One-third off regular price for short time. Dr. H. A. Hturdevatit, formerly of The Dalles, in' .M. a . miner, formerly oi Arlington, are with us. They will be glad to meet their old friends. Third and Couch Street. Portland. Oregon. byaj"ajattufc"' "-- - "fnimiim iilwiiltLitiJllLMjlliLj LUMBAGO AND SCIATICA 1 Penetrates to the Spot 8 q . Right on the dot. 9 Q Prlea 2V. mr.A M - --- g TR0KE J- yirt.lAiMi.i.vnM..vt??.'.', I ,r.;.:-:v''-1' WW-JV"i' r-' ' t5-:-?: 1wAi: i.;Xyl-J.'.r. ;:--c5. 1 w:.;..' iiilii'J"r-i,''i v.v-i-v-;;;:...o . -imn.irHfiYi).ilni If Mil 1 1 II MOWAMD E. BURTON. Assayer arl Chemls. Leadvllle, Colorado. Specimen pricesi Gold. Silver, lii-ad, l s Hold, 811 ver, 76c i Oold, 60o j Zlno o Conner, tl. Cyanide tests. MaUIng envelopes anal nill price llBt sent oa application. Control and Cm plre work solicited, ltelerenuet Carbonate Ke lional ilank. GASOLENE ENGINES i w . hor. power lully warranted', 125. All sizes and Hj les at lowest prices. Write for catalog. REIERSON MACHINERY COMPANY Portland, Oregon, ri r;l D hurt stood the test for over o mn. and are still In the lead. Their abaoluta certainty of growth, theiruncommonl large yields of delicious vegetable and Deauuiui nowers, make them the most rcuaoie ana tne most popular every. wnrre. ooia Dr an dealers. IB07 I scca Annual tree oa request. D. M. FERRY CO., Detroit, Mich. MAKE MORE MONEY ON FRUIT CROPS Everyone who arrows fruit. briW n a !, n w ale, or who lias a berry patch or a Kardmi, should be .mfTTBim iii ifttinir inoi pmni from bla crops. s i. justni, Missouri is the only marailne In Amerira which Is devoted exi luHlvriy to the Inlermts of thoaawho grow fruit llandmiiiely Illustrated ! as to . p)i(r each month. Trilsaltahoutrrull fall kinds and nothing but fruit how to marktt, how to iwk. mlrlvate. spray, pnine, how to MAKE UOKK MONKY from crops. Hample fn. KrKular prioe $1.0, and each sulmcrllier rets choirs of one of our Bro. Jonatliao Kinit Booksthe best In eilstaaee. Three Months Free Wears so eon Bdent The Fmlt-Orowerwlll please, we will send It thiea months alim.liiMy free to anyone I n tpi Alnl in fruit, on terms noted I n Coupon below. We offer Cash 1'risee for new subscribers write for par ticulars. Write your name and addrensln blanks below. Fruit-Grower Co., Box 38, SOoVephrMo. i 1 accent Tour KKKK Lhrea months' tiT.! nffwv. As end of three months 1 willetther pay for a year's sub scription or notify yoi to stop paper. In either evont Uierelstobe KO ciuuvefor tbe three months' trial Nsate. Roots or P, O. Box Number . Tows . Stite. P.N.U No. 1-07 HN writing; to 4vrtitr plea - . A..