The Athena press. (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, January 08, 1907, Image 3

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    General Debility
T 1 - - J . . I
u " as? oni mere is wai reeling
S S X? '" 1UeU tbe c" serv thing,"
!r "When she got In at 35th street I saw
I 1? ?t tTt i k- her Catch hl8 imtaediately.
It is hard to do, hard to bear, what .tt ,,, , . .
h0uldbeeasy,TltaHtyi8ontheebb,and'M T lncd'fferent d turned
the whole system suffers. i his head away- Sbe "flueeied Into -the
For this condition take seat next to "'n and he became ab-
-ji o III
HUUU d OdrbUUarillU
It vitalizes the blood and gives vigor and
tone to all the organs and functions.
In usual liquid form or In chocolated
tablets known as Sarsatabs. 100 doses $1.
Not m Good Plan.
Gyer It Isn't always a good plan
for a man to try to make a name for
himself.
Myer Why not? '
Gyer Well, I knew a man once who
tried It, and he was arrested for for
fcery. TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY
Take LAXATIVE BROMO QUININE Tablets
Druggists refund money If it fails to cure. K. W
SHOVE'S signature U on each box. 25c.
Brutality.
Here the far western orator waxed fer
vent. "Fellow citizens," he exclaimed, "ordi
narily I pay no attention to campaign
slanders, but the candidate on the other
ticket has lied about me so persistently
and maliciously that lorbearance has
ceased to be a virtue and I am going to
handle him without gtoves !"
"You. can't!" hoarsely bellowed a man
with short hair, a thick neck, and a bull
dog face.
'Why not?" demanded the orator.
vttuse n a agin rne rules. Anywneres
, ... ,
In this State you've eot to have clovea
weighin' at least Jo ounces!" 8 i
Mothers win find Mrs. Winsiow's Soothing
Rrsnrt (ha u.- - . ... , . ...
7
Worth Investigating-.
Sapleigh A little learning is a dan
gerous thing, they say.
Miss Caustique Well, why don't you
let a little and find out for yourself?
A Great Outside Remedy.
Most pains are of local origin a "crick"
In the back, a twinge of rheumatism a sore
ness all over arising from a cold are a 1
curea Dy outsi e applications. The quick
est fafest, and most certain method is All
l,. 131 1 41 u I
Z:r::rr" "ZllL.gnXz The new regulations are
they act prompily they are clean nd cheap!
iou can go right ahead wi.h your work ,
while the hea mg process goes on. Sixty
years' use has given them a great reputation
Another Viewpoint.
"There is at least one , thing to be
said In favor of boarding houses," said
Wedderly.
"What's tha.t?" queried Singleton.
"The man who boards usually gets
what he klcksor," explained Wedder
ly, "but in his own home he kicks In
vain." ' '
TORTURED WITH GRAVEL.
Since Using Doan's Kidney Pills Not
a Single Stone Hat Formed.
Capt. S. L. Crute, Adjt. Wm. Watts
fwftnm TT ' fl TT Ta I- T7 .. .,. i
'I suffered a long,
long time with my
back, and felt drag
gy and listless and
tired all the time. !
I lost from my usu-
.V ; al weight, 225, to
Iffl 17$. Urinary paa-'
: sages were too ire-
quent and I have
had to get up often
at night. I had
headaches and diz
zy spells also, but
WW
my worst suffering was from renal
colic. L After I began, usingDo&n's Kid
ney Pills I passed a gravel stone as big
as a bean. Since , then I have never
bad an attack of gravel, and have pick
ed up to my former health and weight.
I am a well man and give Doan's Kid
. ney Pills credit for it."
' Sold by all dealers. 60 cents a box.
; Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y. .
BAD
TOE SOURCE OF
Every part of the body is dependent on the blood for nourishment and
Btrength. ' When this life stream is flowing through the system in a state of
purity and richnes3 'we are assured of perfect and uninterrupted health;
tecause pure blood i3 nature's safe-guard against disease. When, however,
the body is fed oa weak, impure or polluted blood, the system is deprived of
its strength, disease germs collect, and the trouble is manifested in various
vays. Pustular eruptions, pimples, rashes and the different skin affections
ehow that the blood is in a feverish and diseased conaicion as a result of too
much acid or the presence of some irritating humor. Sores and Ulcers are
the result of morbid, unhealthy matter ia the blood, and Rheumatism, Ca
tarrh, Scrofula, Contagious Blood Poison, etc., are all deep-seated blood
disorders that will continue to grow worse as long a3 the poison remains.
These impurities and poisons find their way into the blood ia various ways.
Often a sluggish, inactive condition of the system, and torpid state of the
avenues of bodily waste, leaves the refuse and waste matters to sour and
form uric and other acids, which are takea up by the blood and distributed
throughout the circulation. Coming ia contact with contagious diseases is
another cause for the poisoning of the blood ; we also breathe the germs and
microbes of Malaria into our lungs, and when these get into the blood ia
Sufficient quantity it becomes a carrier of disease instead of health. Some
are so unfortunate a3 to inherit bad
constitutional disease of ancestors 13 handed down to' them and they are
constantly annoyed and troubled with it. Bad blood 13 the source of all dis-!
ease, and until thi3 vital fluid is cleansed and purified the body is sure to J
Buffer ia some way. For blood troubles of any character S. S. S. i3 the best '
remedy ever discovered. It goes down into the circulation and removes any
and all poisons, supplies tne healthful properties it needs, and completely
and permanently cures blood diseases of
every
purely Vegetable
slightest trace of the trouble for future outbreaks. The whole volume of i
blood is renewed and cleansed after a course of S. S. S. It is also nature's j
greatest tonic, made entirely of roots, herb3 and barks, and is absolutely
harmless to any part of the system. S. S. S. is for sale at all first clas3
uS stores. Book on the blood and any medical advice free to all who write. 1
THE SVSIFT
Story or a Flirtation.
She wasn't one bit like the girls
who Indulge In public flirtations; she
Wfls Tflli Brw, ,, .,., ,
; sorbed in looking out of the window.
"She went to all sorts ol' trouble to
attract his attention, that girl. -1 saw
j her myself. Finally she Jangled her
chatelaine loudly and looked at him
alluringly from beneath her long-lashed
eyes.
"Then he turned and gazed at her
questloningly. She smiled, a bright,
unabashed smile, with the whole car
looking at her.
"Something in that smile warned
him, and" here the conductor paused
Impressively and tried to; hide the twin
kle In his eye "he reached out two
pink, chubby little hands to grasp her
dangling chatelaine.
"Well, sir, she kissed one of those
chubby little hands and pinched his
little apple red cheeks and then asked
the woman who held him a question
Guess it was his mother and she asked
how old he was." New York Sun.
How's Thl.?
We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward foi
any case of Catarrh that cannot be cured by
Mail s uaiarrn tu.
F. J. CHENEY & CO..Propi
We, the undersigned, hare known F.
Cheney for the last 15 years, and believe him
perfectly honorable in all business transac
tions and financially able to carry out any ob
ligations made by their firm.
West b Thu ax, Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, 0.
Wauhno, Kinnah & Mabvin, Wholesale Drug
gists. Toledo, O.
Hall's Caiarrh Cure is taken internally, act-
mug uncoil T ufiru n-v vw. -- auuuvum bus.-
rtr r4 1 tntl ir imnn tha 1-vlsu-id art1 m 11 tt .1 1 el a II w
laces 01 tne system, rnce .oc. per do;u
i0"1 Df ftU ruggiBts. lesiimomau iree.
HaU. Family liU. are the best.
Rot Excluding; American Students.
The authorities of the University of
aay that statements published
abroad to the effect that the stringent
regulations concerning the admission
of students are designed to exclude
many Americans altogether are untrue,
Any graduate of an American college
who presents a passport and the diplo
ma of bachelor of arts or any other
equivalent degree will be admitted
without any questions. It Is true that
the diplomats of some of the smallest
institutions bearing the name of col
leges are omitted from the, list of those
"
directed against Russians not having
sufficient means of support or who are
academically unqualified.
White Animals Can't Smelt
"Pure white animals," said a pet
stock dealer, "have no sense of smell,
Hence they are continually eating
things that disagree with them, and in
eight cases out of ten poison them'
selves and die. Pure white pigs should
never be allowed to run loose In the
fields and woods. For, without the pro
tection of a sense of smell, such pigs,
when they get out, eat all sorts of pol
sonous roots and berries and die off
rapidly. In Africa the white rhino
ceros poisons itself by eating the eu
Tf ulc ai
t w whs. wtumiv vAiv r ai .VU vlii U
ally munching shrubs and grasses that
oon't agree with them."
Bd tier's Flag.
Feb. 21, 1866, General Benjamin F.
Butler presented to congress the first
genuine American flag, male of Ameri-
can materials bv American labor, ever
constructed in this country. Plror to
tnat time all American government
flags had been made of English bunt
ing. Since then all our ofliclal flags
have been the product exclusively of
American material and labor. There
were twenty-six stars in the flag at
that' time. , ? .
An Evidence of Value.
"I suppose you can remember when
a lot of this land could have been
bought for a song?"
"Yes," answered Farmer Corntossel.
"But after seeln' how much my daugh
ter's singln' lessons cost that doesn't
seem so cheap." Washington Star.
iUX DISEASE
blood, perhaps the dregs of some old
kind. The action of S. S. S. is 80
JLOOD
thorough that hereditary taints are removed
and weak, diseased blood made strong1 and j
healthy so that disease cannot remain. It
cures Rheumatism, Catarrh, Scrofula, Sores '
and Ulcers, Skin Diseases, Contagious '
Blood Poison, etc, and does not leave the
SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA, CAm
BYVVlrYYWVVVrWVVVVVVVVVvnrt
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B fitfUSOCEROS BATTLES.
William Cotton Oswell, who made
his second expedition into the Interior
of southern Africa in 1847, had two
terrible experiences with rhinoceroses.
His son, in the lately published biogra
phy of his distinguished father, re
cords these adventures.
He had one pre-eminently good
horse, Stael, the very pick of all he
ever had In Africa, fast and most
sweet-tempered, and so fearless that
he would without whip, spur, or any
urging, carry his master right up to a
lion and stand perfectly motionless
within a few feet of the brute while
Mr. Oswell flred.
Returning to camp one evening on
Stael, he flred both barrels of his rifle
at a white rhinoceros. Instead of drop
ping or bolting, It began to walk to
ward the smoke.
Oswell turned bis horse, only to find
a thick bush was against Its chest Be
fore he could fell It the rhinoceros
drove Its horn In under the flank, and
threw horse and rider Into the air with
such terrific force that the point of the
horn pierced the saddle.
As they fell, the stlrrup-lron scalped
his head for a space four Inches In
length and In breadth. He scrambled
to his knees, and saw the horn actu
ally within the bend of his leg. With
the energy of self-preservation he
sprang to his feet, but after tottering
a step or two tripped and came to the
ground. The rhinoceros passed within
a foot without hurting him.
As he rose for the second time his
after-rider came up with another gun,
Half-pulling him from his horse, Os
well mounted it, and galloped after
and caught the rhinoceros. Keeping
back the piece of scalp with, his left
hand, he held the gun to his shoulder
with bis right, and shot the brute
dead.
' On the return Journey to the Cape
he met with the most serious accident
of his life. Stalking two rhinoceroses
he waa lying flat when they came with
In twenty yards of him. The nearer of
the two came near stepping on him
Hoping mat nis . sudden appearance
from the ground would startle her and
so give him a chance of escape, he
sprang up and dashed alongside of her
to get In the rear, his hand being on
her as he passed.
She Immediately gave chase. A
quick turn saved him for the moment;
the race was over in the next As the
horned snout came lapping round his
thigh he rested the gun on the long
head, and, still running, flred both bar
rels; but with the smoke he found
himself sailing through the air, and It
was not until three hours later that
he recovered consciousness, to find a
deep gash in his thigh, eight Inches
long, down to the bone la all Its
length.
For nearly four weeks, unable to get
to the wagons, he made hhj bed under
a bush.
San Rr Help Baldnew.
John J. Sheerln, a member of the Ix
gansport police board, has become, by
accident, a discoverer of what he be
lieves is a sure cure for baldness. Shee
rln has been bald for twenty years, but
last summer while spending bla vaca
tion ' at an Eastern summer resort he
went about bare-headed. As a result
of the hot rays of the sun beating on
his head, his scalp became sunburned
and blistered. After the blisters had
dried and the skin bad peeled off, Shee
rln says, he noticed a soft, downy
growth all over the place where the
hair ought to grow, and eventually this
growth developed until he now has a
very promising crop of healthy and
vigorous hair.
Sheerln at first could not account for
the unexpected development, but Is
now firmly convinced that the expos
ure of his scalp to the sun and the sub
sequent sunburn actually produced
new life and energy to the dormant
roots of the hair. He Is enthusiastic
over his discovery, and is recommend
ing It to his bald-headed friends, many
of whom have agreed to give the rem
edy a trial next summer. Indlanapo
lie News.
'Twaa, Too!
"What shall we name baby sister?"
asked a mother of her little 4-year-old
daugbtet.
"Call her Early, mamma; that's a
pretty name."
Early? That Is not a little girl's
name."
Oh, yes, it is! Don't you remem
ber yon read to me about a little girl
who was to be the May queen, and who
wanted her mother to call her Early?"
Hie a Do Watcb.
Mamma had not noticed tbe clock
striking during all of the afternoon
and, thinking perhaps It had stopped,
she asked little Rita to go into tbe ball
and see If It was running. After a
hasty survey of the long pendulum
swinging back and forth, Rita ran back
and announced, "Why, no, mamma, it
Isn't running. It's standing still and
wagging its tail." Harper's Weekly.
A Problem.
What do -you Intend to do with all
your enormous wealth?"
"I don't know yet," answered Sir.
Dustin Stax. "I'm trying to determine
what method of getting rid 'of It will
subject me to the least criticism and
rirtirale." Washington Star.
V
Most pumpkin pie tastes as If the
cook a1 forgotten to put in anything
but the pumpkin.
Qne eook m kltchen worUj a
dozen In the Intelligence office '
My Hair is
Extra Long
Feed your hair; nourish it;
give it something to live on.
Then it will stop falling, and
will grow long and heavy.
Ayer's Hair Vigor is the only
hair-food you can buy. For
60 years it has been doing
Just what we claim it will do.
It will not disappoint you.
" My htlr ned in h rery abort. Bnt fter
nilug Ayer i Hair Vleor short time it betntu
to grow, nu now 11 n fourteen inches lung.
This seems sotemlld result to me after belns
almost without any hair." MBS. J. H. VlTCU.
voiomao springs, imio.
Had by J. O. Ayer Co., Lowoll, Utuw.
v jMauuiaoturera si
7 SABSAPAS1LLA.
yers
PILLS.
CHERRY PECTORAL.
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only, by
company
the front
flUIll'lMiJiilJjW
Wrong; Time of Tea.
Passenger I suppose you know, Sam,
that your bosses are cutting a melon.
Doesn't it make your mouth water?
Pullman Porter No, suh. I done los'
my interest in melons fur dis yeah. Hit
would be diff unt, o co'sc, if dey wuz
cahvin' a "possum, sutt.
riTA St. Vitus' Pane and all Nerrons DISPMeR
il I u permanently cured by Dr. Kline's Ureat
erve Beaiorer. Bend for FREE 12 trial bottle and
treatise. Dr. B. H. Kline, Ixl., 881 Arch BU, Plilla.,ra.
A Surfeited Crate.
"Remember," said the melodramatic
man, "there are things in this life that
money cannot buy."
"Yes," answered the Impecunious
person, wearily, "but I had enough of
them long ago. What I want now la a
change." Washlneton Star.
FRUIT TREES, VINES, PLANTS
BERKSHIRE SWINE, (Registered)
SHORTHORN CATTLE, (Registered)
BARRED AND WHITE ROCKS
PACIFIC NURSERY CO. ',
Catalogue Free. Tangent, Oregon
CROPS NEVER FAIL
In tbe Upper Snake Valley, Idaho, where
25,0uo Mlsmiuilppi Valley h"meswktrn are already
located. fMM'i aer-s nndevelopid, Irrlsabe lnnd
still await the settlor. Hlch.-at and beat wa ered
valley In the world. Flnem c tmate; cho.ceat fruit;
Immense crone of iiraln, alfalfa su .'ar beeia. K.Ouo.-
000 Invested In sugar fao orles. Hew K. K. citei
slon to Ye lowstone park opi-ns country of vait re
sources. A n ton started Jan. 1, luoe, a record
breaker. Write for particular!.
C. C. HOOKS REAL KSTATE CONPANt
St. Anthony and Aahton, Idaho.
QX1
HOLD UP!
and consider
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1IKK ALL
KWIRTRDOF
CLOTHING.
hmdit of thf ba
rmlddb.rikckaoTllow
bttytoimtiUiijM sold 9
reiiiSf keknmrtbm.
IT STICK TO THE i
tyi Kl25 TOR Cinuwh uouim
sign ofthefish;
AJTOWIR CO.
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School for Smiling;.
T- .11 V f . u t .
iuu ituuiu uk Burprifeu, saia HI v
teacher, "could you but know how'S a tenm
large a part tbe smile plays in real
life. In these days It Is the woman
who smiles!
"Once upon a time It was the wom
an who frowned ; and there were
periods. In the Jane Eyre days, when
j to wear an imperious expression wis
the real tbing. But that was long ago.
I In these days It is the girl with a
J laugh.
j "Even queens laugh. In the latest
j picture of Queen Amelia of Portugal
! that royal lady wears a smile so deep
i that it will not come off, while Queen
' Alexandra has been caught by the
camera smiling.
'There is a distinct art in smiling.
The eyes must smile and the whole
face must light up."
Croe-l Thrnat.
The Bard Such a stupid, absent
minded Janitor. I gave him one of my
poems to mail and Instead of dropping
It in the mail box on the corner he
dropped it In the waste-paper box.
Miss Tabasco But why do you call
him stupid?
If more than ordinary skill in playing brings the honors of the
game to the winning player, so exceptional merit in a remedy
ensures the commendation of the well informed, and as a reason
able amount of outdoor life and recreation is conducive to the
health and strength", so does a perfect laxative tend to one's
improvement, in cases of constipation, biliousness, headaches,
etc. It is all-important, however, in selecting a laxative, to
choose one of known quality and excellence, like the ever pleas
ant Syrup of Figs, manufactured by the California Fig Syrup
Co., a laxative which sweetens and cleanses the system effect
ually, when a laxative is needed, without any unpleasant after
effects, as it acts naturally and gently on the internal organs,
simply assisting nature when nature needs assistance, without
griping, irritating, or debilitating the internal organs in any way,
as it contains nothing of an objectionable or injurious nature.
AS the plants which are combined with the figs in the manu
facture of Syrup of Figs are known to physicians to act most
beneficially upon the system, the remedy has met with their
general approval as a family laxative, a fact well worth con
sidering in making purchases.
It is because of the fact that SYRUP OF FIGS
is a remedy of known quality and excellence, and approved by
physicians that has led to its use by so many millions of well
informed people, who would not use any remedy of uncertain
quality or inferior reputation. Every family should have a
bottle of the genuine on hand at all times, to use when a
laxative remedy is required. Please to remember that the
, genuine Syrup of Fies is for sale in bottles nf
all reputable druggists and that full name of the
California Fig Syrup Co., is plainly printed on
of every package. Regular price, 50c per bottle.
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B(AiL?FORNIA Kg OYRUP (Q:
Qn rrntxcuco, CI.
n
All the best breed-"
URGE
ENGLISH
BERKSIIIBES
Ing and Individuality.
Young stock on hand
at all times. Corres
pondence solicited.
Satisfaction guaran
teed. Address
D. L. KEYT
Perrydale, Oregon
BIG MONEY
For you In
NEVADA ccJp?enrd MINES
RiKnUyCed C ITTVT"
Means Riches. 228 Lumber Exchange
Write Today. PORTLAND, OREGON
RUBBER STAMPS
Best In America
We make them
We do not take order and peddle onr Rubber
Stamps, Beais, to. We manufacture our
own roods. Our equipment is the uewuHt
and best money can buy. W rite today lor our
"Kubber btamp Catalogue."
THE IRWIN-HODSON CO,
Portland, Oregon
HQ PLATES
I ILY DENTAL CO. TKSSS
M One-third off regular price for short time.
Dr. H. A. Hturdevatit, formerly of The Dalles,
in' .M. a . miner, formerly oi Arlington,
are with us. They will be glad to meet their
old friends.
Third and Couch Street. Portland. Oregon.
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MOWAMD E. BURTON. Assayer arl Chemls.
Leadvllle, Colorado. Specimen pricesi Gold.
Silver, lii-ad, l s Hold, 811 ver, 76c i Oold, 60o j Zlno o
Conner, tl. Cyanide tests. MaUIng envelopes anal
nill price llBt sent oa application. Control and Cm
plre work solicited, ltelerenuet Carbonate Ke
lional ilank.
GASOLENE ENGINES i w . hor.
power lully warranted', 125. All sizes and
Hj les at lowest prices. Write for catalog.
REIERSON MACHINERY COMPANY
Portland, Oregon,
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hurt stood the test for over o mn.
and are still In the lead. Their abaoluta
certainty of growth, theiruncommonl
large yields of delicious vegetable and
Deauuiui nowers, make them the most
rcuaoie ana tne most popular every.
wnrre. ooia Dr an dealers. IB07 I
scca Annual tree oa request.
D. M. FERRY CO.,
Detroit, Mich.
MAKE MORE MONEY
ON FRUIT CROPS
Everyone who arrows fruit. briW n a !, n
w ale, or who lias a berry patch or a Kardmi, should be
.mfTTBim iii ifttinir inoi pmni from bla crops.
s i. justni, Missouri
is the only marailne In Amerira which Is devoted
exi luHlvriy to the Inlermts of thoaawho
grow fruit llandmiiiely Illustrated ! as to
. p)i(r each month. Trilsaltahoutrrull
fall kinds and nothing but fruit how
to marktt, how to iwk. mlrlvate. spray,
pnine, how to MAKE UOKK MONKY from
crops. Hample fn. KrKular prioe $1.0,
and each sulmcrllier rets choirs of one of
our Bro. Jonatliao Kinit Booksthe best In eilstaaee.
Three Months Free
Wears so eon Bdent The Fmlt-Orowerwlll please, we
will send It thiea months alim.liiMy free to anyone I n
tpi Alnl in fruit, on terms noted I n Coupon below. We
offer Cash 1'risee for new subscribers write for par
ticulars. Write your name and addrensln blanks below.
Fruit-Grower Co., Box 38, SOoVephrMo. i
1 accent Tour KKKK Lhrea months' tiT.! nffwv. As
end of three months 1 willetther pay for a year's sub
scription or notify yoi to stop paper. In either evont
Uierelstobe KO ciuuvefor tbe three months' trial
Nsate.
Roots or P, O. Box Number .
Tows
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P.N.U
No. 1-07
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