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AMERICAN NEWSPAPER WIT A BATCH OP HUMOROUS ST0BIE3 raoax vabious soubces, A Xew Papa Sufficient Cause Worse Than iTIoruionUiu Swells Recom liijf Mure Swollen 1111 uols Poetry. A NEW PAPA. " Little Pet "Do you know that we are to have a new papa ?" Little Jack "No; I dess you is 'sta ken." Little Pet "No, I ain't. Nurse 6aid mamma was goin' to be married again and that would give us a new papa." Little Jack "Who is it?" "Little Pet "That Mr. Simpkins who never brings us any candy." Little Jack "Is ma doia' to make him our papa ?" Little Pet "Yes." Little Jack "Serves Urn right." PlU adelphia Call. SUFFICIENT CAUSE. One fine morning Adolphus is observed upon the street deporting himself in a manner becoming a gentleman of elegant leisure. VI thought you were selling goods for Catchem and Clothem," remarked a friend. "I was, but I don't stay there any more." "Why, what's the matter?" ' " They cut down my salary, and I re fused to remain any longer." " How much did they cut down your salary?" " Oh, they cut it all down." ' WORSE THAN MORMONI3M. ' Talk about Mormonism," said Bul ger; " I don't see what right people have to howl about it when such things as this are permitted in Pennsylvania," and ha pointed his finger to an item in the paper he had in his hand. '. " What is it?" inquired Sucker. " Why here it tells of one man who has married no less than 1,500 women." "Incredible." " But it is so. His name is Mayes and lie marries a new woman every few days and yet the authorities don't interfere." " Horrible 1 How does he evade the law?" " He doesn't evade it. He is a justice of the peace, and his place is a sort of Gretna Green for Ohio and West Vir ginia runnaway couples." "Oh!" said Sucker, and then went off muttering something about people being too smart. Sitings. - SWELLS BECOME MORE 8W0LLEN He was a fit subject for ffuvinsr. His pants were put on in such a way that the Sip pocket was most convenient. His coat, of ancient cut, had lost one tail, but two brilliantly polished buttons still adorned it. Through the holes in his quasi-Panama hat the cold wind was playing with his long gray hair. En tering a broker's office, he said, quietly : "Won't some of you young gentlemen help an old soldier?" The boys let out on him. "By Jove, donchew know," said one, "looks as if he'd fallen off the elevated tramway." "I say, old chappie," drawled another, "la-ancy Dra-nay is tne only enemy aw you've evaw faced," and so on through the crowd. , . The old fellow suddenly straightened himself up. The memory of days long passed seemed to rejuvenate him. Draw ing off a tattered glove from one hand and a stocking from the other, he sailed in. One swell went through the glass partition into the private office, another smashed the ticker in his night, a third tried to hide himself in the tape basket, As the old chap walked out he picked up . a pocket-book some one had dropped, and muttered : "It's funny if a man who fit with An drew Jackson can't git away with people who only pertend to be British." New York Journal. POETRY IX ILLINOIS. "I want to see the poetry editor," said a young lady, who stepped very briskly into the room "the gentleman that puts all those lovely pieces in the paper every Saturday. Don't you think they're sweet?" The horse reporter ' nodded acquies cence in the saccharine character of the efforts alluded to. "I woald like to see him personally," continued the young lady, "because it would be so nice to talk with him about Tennyson and Longfellow, a.nd all those other dear old things, wouldn't it?" The personal friend of Maud S. again inclined his head. "You don't think he'll be in again this afternoon, do you? I'd like awfully to aee him. But perhaps you can help me. I'm in an awful fix." "What's the matter?" asked the horse Teporter. "Why," continued the young lady, "I live over on the West Side, and we've .got a literary society, and at the next meeting I'm down to read a paper on 'Poetry as an Art,' and " "Is poetry an art?" asked the horse Teporter. ' 'I thought it was an affliction. " "Well, I don't know about that," said the young lady, "but, anyhow, I've got to get up this paper, and it occurred to me that perhaps one of you editors could assist me. I want to get some extracts from the works of our best-known poets to illustrate what I shall say. Novv, there's Mr. Tennyson, tor instance, Wo written some fine poetry, hasn't he" "Yes. Alf has occasionally shot some Eretty fair verses athwart the literary orizon." "Could you give me a specimen of his style?" eagerly asked the young lady. "I never read a line of those big poets in my life nothing but what the Tribune poets write." We have got some daisies from Daisy- ville on our staff, "said the horse reporter, "but if you want a few gems from the old masters I suppose vou can have them. Tennyson's 'May Queen' is one of his most popular poems. Want some of that?" "Why, yes. I should think tw or three verses would be just the thing." "WelL" said the. horse reporter, "it goes like this :" " You must wake and call me early, call me early, mother dear: To-morrow'll be the boss old day for pop and einererbeer: And when they strike the pie, mother, Til say my iiieii say For I'm to be Queen of the May, mother, Txa to De vueen or the May. " There's many a nifty girl, they Eay, but ' none lavs over me: There's Margaret and Mary, and cross-eyed Lu;y Lee; But you bet your life I take the cake, and of biscuit sweep the tray: So I'm to be Queen of the May. mother, I'm to be Queen of the May.' " "Do you think that is enough?" asked the young lady. "Oh, yes; those verses will give 'em an idea of Alf's gait. Variety is what they want, you know. You ought to have something from Bryant. His 'Indian Girl's Lament' is pretty well thought of." "Is itf I'm sure I don't know. I shall leave it all to you." " vV ell, I can give you a chunk of it." "Do, if you please." "This is the way it starts:" An TnA Ian mVI n.c cif.'nri- vhami Her lover, Walking-Flea-Patch, lay; Beside her stood a spavined horse That sadly chewed some musty hay. Upon a stump herself she flung, And then this simple lay she sung: 1 Tve placed the bottle at your head, Oh Walking-Flea-Paten, so that when . You strike the town and paint it red ' You will not miss your Laughing-Hen, Who, sitting in the wigwam will - Adore her noble warrior stlll.w "Now, you see," said the horse re porter, "those selections cover the child ish glee and loving trustfulness rackets. What you want to finish with is some thing pathetic something that will make the young women sniffle. Hood's 'Song of the Shirt' ought to do that nicely. Suppose we sling 'em a few lines of that. "very well," said the young lady. "You know I depend wholly on your judgment in this matter." "Well, here it is:" 'With fingers weary and worn, In a litle five-room flat, A woman tat with eyelids red Trying to trim a hat. , Rip, turn, twist. Then give it a spiteful flirt, While beside her lies like a ghostly thin Her husband's buttonless shirt. Oh, girls with brothers dear ! Oh, girls who hope to be wives ! Remember that shirts with battons are The dream of men's hard lives I Rip, turn, twist, Till your hands are weary and worn But the wind will sweep with a wailing sigh Through the pants that are ever torn.''' "You're very kind," said the young lady, going. "Don't mention it. Come in again when you think we are all out." Chica go Tribune. The Fremont Family. A New York letter says of John C Fremont and his family : The residence of the Fremonts is a modest white house, perched high on the inside of the broad road that winds through trees along the New Brighton beach, and its front windows commancj a wide reach of the New York bay and the estuary of the Kill von Kull. There aro two sons and a daughter in the house of Fremont. The eldest son, John Charles, or "Jack," as he is familiarly called at home, lives, with his handsome wife and two sturdy boys, up the Hud son. He is in the navy, and his duties arc connected with the arrival and de parture of ships in this harbor. His younger brother, Frank, is a lieutenant in the army, stationed up in Montana Territory, whither he has taken the young wife he Recently captured in New York a daughter of John D. Townsend, the lawyer. Both of the boys closely resem ble their father. "When Frank went West," said Mrs. Fremont, "I suggested that he stop and call on General Sibley, in Minnesota, who had never seen him. He did it ; called in citizen's dress, and said: 'General Sibley, who am I?' 'You are a Fremont,' said the general; there's no mistaking you. How is your father?' " The sons are both tall, black-haired, black-eyed, and "bearded like a purd," and they both, like their sisters, show strains of their Gallic blood the influ ence of their grandfather, the poor, scholarly French gentleman who came to Virginia at the beginning of the century and found their grandmother in hei teens. Mrs. Fremont, that "Jessie J3en ton," the mention of whose name notable in the campaign of 1856 always evoked a cheer, holds her own remarkably well, It doesn't seem possible that she could have made her famous runaway match nearly forty-three years ago. She was a handsome blonde when she ran away from the headquarters of "Old Bullion," in Washington, and joined the fortunes of the young explorer; now her hair is as white as snow, but she shows lew in dications of ageing, and talks as brilliantly as ever. Color Blindness. Little Nell "Mamma, what is colo: blind?" Mamic "Inability to tell one coloi from anjther, dear." Little Nell "Then I dess the man that made my g'ography is color blind.' Mamma "And why, pet?" Little Nell " 'Tause he's got Green land painted yellow." "A chip of the old block" The miss ing arm of the Venus de Milo. HOPE'S EOMG. The go'den dreams of youth Assume a guise of truth Which age keeps never, For Hope's voice singeth ever. "Oh, youth and strong endeavor, Can win the highest good f Srever." Love's subtle intuition Divines life's glad fruition, Distrusting never; And sweetly Hope sings ever "True love and sweet endeavo. Shall hold the highest good forever." Love's sacred tryst Is broken, Heartbreaking words are spoken Her bonds to sever; But still Hope singeth ever, "Brave heart and stroDg endeavor Must find the highest good forever." Pale hands are crossed in death; Gone is the quivering breath; And still a low voice never Stops echoing, echoing ever, "Brave heart and strong endeavor Have won the highest good forever." . Helen M. Winslow. HUMOR OF THE DAY. Women generally are clothes observ ers. It seems strange that no matter how much gold a man may steal he is only sent to the penitentiary for the guilt. Sbijtings. A Somerville young lady i3 saidtopos sess a mania for starting fires. She will get over that when she is married. Phil adelphia Call. A little girl in church, after the con tribution box had passed, complacently said: "I paid for four, mamma. Was that right?" Anonymous. "But," said the serenaded man, "I must go out and make a speech. Some thing must be done to stop the playing oi that band." Boston fost. An exchange says that Noah was the first pitcher on record. He "pitched the ark within and without." The game was finally called on account of the rain. An Indiana jail-bird recently scraped off the back of a mirror and swallowed it. It was a cold day for him when the mercury went down. Burlington Free Press. When you see a policeman heading a cow for the pound it's no use to tell him that there are 15v000,000 cows in the United States. He doesn't want but the one. DetroitFree Press. A writer in the New York Sun con tends that the goose is an older bird than the American eagle. Our experience leads to the belief that it is a good deal tougher. Troy Times. The United States has 16.24 medical practitioners to every 10,000 of popula tion. And yet it is quite a common thing for an American to live to a com paratively ripe age. Boston Transcript. "I Climb to rest," is the name of Lucy Larcom's latest poem. Whence the inference that her poetry does not pay enough to permit Miss Larcom, to room on the parlor floor. Rochester Express. "Well, sir," said Farmer Furrow to a friend, "I was never so insulted in my life. Why, I was down in Washington last week and one fellow had the impu dence to ask me if I wasn't a Congressr man. New York Journal. It is not so strange that the annexation of Canada to the United States is not strongly advocated by men in positions of public trust. . They kind of like to think that in case anything happens Canada is a foreign country. Lowell Citizen. , "What influence has the moon upon the tide?" asked the professor. The class wag replied that he didn't know exactly wha-. influence it had upon the tied, but that it had a tendency to make the untied awful spoony. Burlington Free Press. "Who is the first lady in the land?" nervously inquires a contemporary. When you come to Philadelphia, if you will slick yourself up a little and comb the burrs out of your hair we will take you up to the house and introduce you to her. Philadelphia Call. "Was Early Man a Savage?'" asks a magazine writer. That depends. If the early man was dressed to catch the 4 a. m. train, and his collar button fell be hind the bureau, the probabilities are that he was as savage as they make 'em. Norristoicn Herald, A neat story of the late Baron Roths child is told in the French papers. He was very busy one morning, when the vicomte de L. P. was admitted into bis office. The baron, absorbed in his reading, said without lifting his head: "I am at your orders, sir; take a chair." "Pardon me," was the answer, "lam the Vicomte de L. P." "Ah," said the baron, not looking up, " take two chairs, then." A. certain member of the Detroit mu nicipal government is the possessor of a splendid growth of beard and long, drooping mustaches. Recently he dined iway from home, and at the table sat one of those infants you have all read about. Aiter staring for some time in open as tonishment at the guest, the. interesting pouth roared out at the top of his voice: "Mai ma! he has got a mouth; I saw him put a cracker in it I" Detroit Jour nal. , Maid of Texas, ere I go, Tell me if your clock is slow; For I have a train to catch. And must quicily raise the latch. Ere I dart into the night, Tell me, is your timepiece right ? Hark 1 1 hear the bull-dog's bark, And the night is cold and dark. Maid of Texas I must git, Yet, before I rise and nit, Tell me, maiden, tell me true, What number is your papa's shoe ? Siftings . A MODERN RESURRECTION. A Miracle that Took Plar in our Midst Un known to Ike Public Tlie Details in Full. One of the most remarkable occurrences ever given to the public, which took place here in our mdst, has just come to' our knowledge and will undoubtedly awaken as raach surprise and attract as great attention as it has already in newspaper circles. The facts are. briefly, as follows: Mr. William A. Crombie, a young man formerly residing at Birmingham, a suburb of Detroit, and now living at SW7 Michigan avenue, in this city, can truthfully say that he has looked into the future world and yet returned to this. A representative of this paper has in terviewed him upon this important subject and his experiences are given to the public tor the first time. He said: " I had been having most peculiar sensa tions for a long while. My head felt dull and heavy; my eyesight did not seem so clear as formerly; my appetite was uncertain and I was nnaccountabiy tired. It was an effort to arise in the morning and yet I could not sleep at night. My mouth tasted badly, I had a faint all-gone sensation in the pit of my stomach that food did not satisfy, while my bands and feet felt cold and clammy. I was nervous and irritable, and lost all en thusiasm. At times my head would seem to whirl and my heart Dalnitated terribly. I , had no energy, no ambition, and I seemed mainerenc oi tne present and thoughtless lor the future- I tried to shake the feeling off and persuade myself it was simply a col I or a little malaria. But it would not go. I was determined not to give up, and so time passed along and all the while 1 was getting worse. It was about this time that I noticed I had be gun to bloat fearfully. My limbs were swol len so that by pressing my fingers upon them deep depressions would be made. My face also began to enlarge, and continued to until I could scarcely see out of my eyes. One of my friends, describing my appearance at that time, said: 'It is an animated some thing, but I should like to know what In this condition I passed several weeks of the greatest agony. Finally, one Saturday night, the misery culminated. Nature could endure no more. I became irrational and apparently insensible. Cold sweat gathered on my forehead; mv eyes became glazed and my throat rattled. I seemed to bi in another sphere and with other surroundings. I knew nothing of wnas occurred a re una me. aitnougn I have since learned it was considered as death by those who stood by. It was to me a quiet state, and yet one of great agony. I was helpless, hopeless and pain was my only companion. I remember trying to see what was beyond me, but the mist before my eyes was too great. I tried to reason, but I had lost all power. I felt that it was death, and realized how terrible it was. At last the strain upon my mind gave way and all was a blank. How long this continued I do not know, but at last 1 realized the presence of friends and recognized my mother. I then thought It was earth, but was not certain. I gradually regained consciousness, how ever.and the pain les ened. I found that my friends had, during my unconsciousness, been giving me a, preparation I had never taken Before, and the next day, under the influence of this treatment, tha bloating began to dis appear and from that time on I steadily im proved, until to-day I am as well as ever be fore in my life, have no traces of the terrible acute Bnght's disease, which so nearly killed me, and all through the wonderful lnstru mentality of Warner's Safe Cure, the rem edy that brought me to life after I was virtu ally in another world." ''You have had au unusual experience, Mr. Crombie," said the writer, who had been breathlessly listening to the recital. Yes, I think I have," was the reply, " and it has been a valuable lesson to me. I am certain, though, there are thousands of men and women at this very moment who have the same ailment which came so near killing me, and they do not know it. I be lieve kidney disease is the most deceptive trouble in the world. It comes like a thief in the night. It has no certain symptoms, but seems to attack each one differently. It is quiet, treacherous, and all the more danger ous. It is killina: more people, to-day, than any other one complaint. If I had the power I would warn the entire world against it and urge them to remove it from the system be fore it is too late." One of the members of the firm of White head & Mitchell, proprietors of the Birming ham Eccentric, paid a fraternal visit to this office yesterday, and in the course of conver sation, Mr. Crombie's name was mentioned. "I knew about his sickness," said the editor, "and his remarkable recovery. I had his obituary all in type and announced in the Ec centric that he could not live untd its nex . issue. It was certainly a most wonderful case." Rev. A. B, Bartlett, formerly pastor of the M. E. Church, at Birmingham, and now of Schoolcraft, Mich, in responsa to a telegram, replied: 'Mr. W. A. Crombie was a member of my family at the time of his sickness. The pray ers of the church were requested for nun on two different occasions. I was with him on the day he was reported by his physiciaas as dying, and consider his recovery almost a miracle." Not one person in a million ever comes so near death as did Mr. Crombie and then re cover,, but the men and women wno are driftine toward the same end, are legion. To note the slightest symptoms, to realize their significance and to meet them in time by the remedy which has been shown to be most efficient, is a duty from which there can be no escape. They are fortunate who do this ; they btbou sure rouu to aeatn wno negiet it, Detroit Free Press. Canadian telegraph tolls are the cheapest in the world. 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This gradually improved as we continued the use of Hunt's Remedy, and onthe fourth bottle she was able to set up all day. She-was bloated terribly in both limbs and body upward to the lungs. The tenth day the bloating left her bowels and now she is not swollen above the knees. Her kidneys were very bad at the time, discharges being of a bloody character and emitting a sicken ing odor, lean say that the change in her case has been wonderful, and Hunt's Remedy has worked a miracle in her." A Core of Pneumonia. Mr. D. H. Barnaby, of Owego, N. T., says that his daughter was taken with a violent cold which terminated with pneumonia, and all the best physicians gave the case up and aid she could live but a few hours at most She was In this condition when a friend re commended Dr. Wm. Hall's Balsam for the Lungs, and advised her to try it. 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