The Beaverton review., March 21, 1930, Image 5

TIIK BBAVEHTON REVIEW
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OUR COMIC SECTION |
o f
Humo
any
Along the Concrete
r u u i.it 11 y
IN IIÍT ON
WOW CAN t Tfeu "T h em that ? fve
AlCEAPV TOLV 'EM THAT VoO
w e r e . OUT in the 6 a * a 6 e a h p
V CALL 'you - OH VtAZ !
“ How ilo you llko your now pub-
IleiIy u g n iti“ auwed III« Him i l i r ’l
fri Mid.
“I Hi, ho’» wonderful I** »In» crli-il,
I m ' ii mliiK with eiithuuluam.
"W a'va
lim o ri.Iihi'il iw lii', o u r I iuum lina
hi'i'ii lujriu'il, o u r cur Im» hewn
wrecked, mul I Imv« hail my Ilf«
Itireuli'ii»<J liy an aminymoua allem /,
alni'« wo employed hlm I”
W e can n ev er be «ore ju s t w hat
m akes an infant restless, but the
rem edy can alw ays be th e same.
Good old C astoria I T h e re 's com­
fo rt in every drop o f th is pure
vegetable preparation, and not the
•lightest harm in its frequent use.
A s often as Baby has a fretful
■pell, is feverish, o r cries and can’t
sleep, let C astoria soothe and quiet
him . Som etim es it’s a touch of
colic. Som etim es constipation. O r
d iarrh ea—a condition th at should
alw ays be checked w ithout delay.
Just keep C astoria handy, and give
it prom ptly. R elief w ill follow
Avoiding C ostroverey
FOR CONSTIPATION
T
T
—’em
t - —= r : . —---------- — T
F aith ’« V ic to ry
F a ith m ake« th e d iscorda o f th«
p ra a rn t Ilia liuruiotilea <>f Ilia fu tu re .—
R o b ert I ‘nil) or.
BABY
“ II»»a you decided on th« Ideas for
y o u r sp n e c h !"
" It will h a v s tn lm ra th e r non cora-
m lltal.'* anaw en-d H enator H«rghuto,
I hn»e «■semhled w hat ap p en ra to tm
p re tty fa ir asaernlilaga o f « o rd a .
Now l ‘va got to look them o ver a n d
•e th n t th e m nr« na fvw ldu«a aa
poesihln."— W aahlugton HI nr.
SPLENDID FOR COLDS
“ Firat Aid— Home
Remedy Week” Coming
T ra v e le r—They toll roe thla I« a
Splendid piare for muglia ami colila.
Ilo sltlc n l—T h a t'a a al m ig h t tip.
A Good Picture, Though
FINNEY OF THE FORCE
I've h m I m ore ro b la «Irire I cum a bore
th a n 1 ev er had In my life.
~ / t t m Ü¡¡* v « a « ooo
HCTufib 0» « G l - WAT «.
y
u t a , r t tu e c o T '
WXACUK SV« StHS~MA
A m * * «CAO UJWN Wfc
SrtowS crrtfc fetâ»T Hfc
,h ia urns Bto F
A lw ay s C k an g in g
••Tim#« « i n t i l k # t h « y u##d t o b#,-
It*« a »ad old lay:
A • «1 t»y M a l o r y y o u ' l l «#•
Tim«« a lw a y s w «r# t h a t w a y .
Drop tha Curtain
E U c Iric a l Skow N oi«
A rrfoniM T Bays h« lift« I biuihn ) th«
p u rrn ii
In bntlitnff ■ulta a n d
fuuu<l llirn i •hiM'kliitf And w r k ' i m**r«,
th r lr «ram ini jMiwrr la III «ti.
YOU HAVE A DOCTOR'S
WORD FOR THIS
LAXATIVE
fiin-e kluongrr of Very I’oor llevtie
(hciirlng sudden outburst of laughter)
— I.'ir, Is th e co m cilan actually p u t­
ting a Joke over?
Hceiiealilftrr (peering up atage) —
No, It'a a tilt of arctuiry fell uu 'is
'rail I
Self-Made la Junk Bncineee
V iti Itlow —I w ent Into th e Junk
bus!urea « lie n I wna In my teen s, and
If I do any It m )*elf, I am a aelf tunde
m an.
VuU K nox— Y eah, som e Junk.
“ Are
/
/
Vkiavc 6F M ûu )
\
UHCOt'-rOB.XABtt A «16 '
HEAVY CUWBKSOMC TUlWG
UKS A NIGHTS' MUST « I
l CAM MAfflMt -
v u . - AfTS«. öou)’,
Efficient
»(fica g i r l a as good aa office
,AB ôu M‘ UKS THAT/
hoys!"
“ Seem lo fill th e hill about as well.
Minty of th em run w hlstlo."
.0X 1 ’SSL l*
T h e Good H am m itan is p ic tu re d mh
“T he F irs t F irs t Aid” In th e n a tio n a l
re m in d er w hich haa been sent to d ru g ­
g ists all o ver A m erica, annou n cin g th e
9th a n n iv e rsa ry o f “ F irs t A id—H om e
R em edy W eek,” fixed fo r M arch 10-23.
T h e Idea o f a o a d v ertisin g -m e r­
c h an d isin g one a y e a r d riv e tim e d w ith
sp rin g h ouse c le a n in g w as given to
th e d ru g w orld by S te rlin g P ro d u cts.
In c o rp o ra ted . In 1922. P re p a re d n e ss for
m eetin g a c rld e n t o r sud d en Illness Is
em phasized a s a sen sib le and season
ab le sa le s p lan w hich se rv es to a lle ­
v ia te n eed less su fferin g a n d u n d o u b ted ­
ly sa v e life.
T h e N atio n s! A ssociation o f R etail
D ru g g ists sp o n so red th is a d -sales plan
a n d la te r added P h a rm ac y W eek a s an
a u tu m n fe stiv a l for Intensive a d v e rtis­
in g a n d sa le sm a n sh ip In th e d ru g world.
T h e N a tio n a l W holesale D ru g g ists
A ssociation a n d th e N a tio n a l A ssocia­
tion o f D rug C le rk s h a v e Joined th e
N. A. It. D. in e sta b lish in g th e se fes­
tiv a ls o f sellin g a s S p rin g and A utum n
fix tu res for th e w e lfa re o f hum anity.
“ F ill T h a t M edicine C h est N ow " is
th e slogan o f “ F i r s t A id—H om e R em ­
edy W eek," a n d h a s I*een from th e
beginning. It w as D r. W illiam E.
W eiss, h im self a g ra d u a te from the
ra n k s o f re ta il d ru g g ists, who first s a s
th e v alu e o f “F ir s t Aid— Hom e R em edy
W eek.” a n d w h e re v e r live-w ire d ru g ­
g ists h ave co-operated by show ing a
w indow filled w ith su g g estiv e first
a id s both fo r a c c id e n t o r illness, a n d
using th e ir hom e n e w sp a p er a d v e rtis­
ing space, th ey h a v e ad d ed c h eerfu lly
to th e ir M arch business.
As s m a tte r o f fact, few men recog­
nise good lu rk w hen th ey m eet I t
(jirls, be Attractive to ¿Men
M ature Intended Yon Should <Be!
SHADY TREE
I f your
stomach and
bowels do not
function
p r o p e r 1 y,
the bloom of
youth rapid­
ly disappears.
t n 1R75, an ra r n rs t young m an
began to practice medicine. As a
fam ily doctor, he saw the harm in
h arsh purgatives for constipation
an d l>egan to search for som ething
harm less to the sensitive bowel*.
O ut o f his experience w as bo rn
a famous prescription. H e w rote it
thousands of limes. It proved an
ideal laxative fo r old and young.
A s people saw how m arvelously the
snnM sluggish bow els are sta rte d
e n d hail b reath , headaches, fev er­
ishness, nausea, gas, poor appetite,
«nil such disorders, a re relieved by
th e prescription, it becam e neces-
• a rv to put it up ready fo r use.
T o d ay , Hr. C aldw ell's S v rup l ’en-
ain, as it Is called, is th e w orld's
m ost popular laxative. It n ev er
varies from H r. C aldw ell’s orig in al
effective and harm less form ula.
A ll drugsto res have it.
Doctor
P ie rce ’s
G o l d e n
Nut «»rich (w ittily, lo v is ito r)—You
m storm i1«*iitrn}«'(1 all our Blind«
I roc* The «mly on a left la our family
I’lnln n|M»k«*n Friend — Why not us*
thut? It a fthMriy. I hour.
On«
THE FEATHERHEADS
w U t ITS ABOUT
Snow Place Like Home
,
r TiME.FANNVl -KttPltfö
You can a lw ay s hank on finding a
•ell-filled pocketbook In tere stin g .
M t OüT W U lS S a XXO M D
B e lo w
L coo!-
I j t t l v W ill i« hm i a m i r r o r
A mi he II* W««1 t h e ha* k n it olT
Medical Discovery usually meets the
need. It invigorates the whole system,
corrects the irregularities of the di­
gestive organs and makes the blood
redder. You have pep. vigor and vi­
tality. Your eyes iparkle — your com­
plexion clear* up and the bloom of
youth is your*. AU druggists.
W rite to Dr. Pierce's Clinic m Buf­
falo, N. Y., for confidential medical ad­
vice. There is no fee.
_'
very prom ptly; if it doesn’t, yo#
should call a physician.
All through babyhood, C astoria
should be a m other’s standby; an d
a wise m other does n o t change to
stro n g er m edicines as the child
grow s older. C asto ria is readily
obtained a t any drugstore, and the
genuine easily identified by the
Chas. II . Fletcher sig n atu re th a t
appears on every w rapper.
Co
Boschee’s Syrup
and coughing stops a t
Relieves whereothersfaiL
C ontains nothing injurious— but, »A, I
effective! GUARANTEED.
B o s c lie e 's
S ytup
A t off
druggists
SAD ACH E?
1 Instead of dangerous h e a rt de-
' prssaar.ts taka safe, mild, purely
' vegetable MATUBt’« ISNXOT
1 and g e t rid of tho bowel poieoos
th a t eauee the trouble. Noth-
' ing like M for biliooaaeaa, aiek
headache and constipation. Acte
1 pleasantly. Never gripes.
Mild, safe, purely referable
A iA eu is* —
2Sc. M . U liu u e tM if iil
rK K L L ITE A MI L U O S . TAXE
H P - T O -N IG H T
IÜ V
TO M O R R O W A L R IG H T
FIRE
S a v in s « o f a lift» tin t« co n « . T h # hom « o r
o u t builUinfT» hurna-d. r v r h a p « a h u m a »
li f e lo s t o r p e ris h e d . H top t h a t fir# b y h a v ­
in g a
- L ife
r ia .e r ”
Ftrw B z t ln f f v k h « «
h a u d y On# q u a r t «la# e o m p l-t# w ith bra* k -
• t * 1 9 .50. M ad# *-ntlr# lr # f bran«. N o r# -
c b a r g in g n v c c a s a r y u n til used. P u r« out 5 «
f o o t flA im i. S m o th e r« fire« w h il# w a t * r
«D reads. E * r « d a l ly e f f e e t l v t on g a s a n d
o il fir«». C a n n o t fr* «*#. O u a r a n te v d . C n d u r -
p rir# d a t l f . 50. D is c o u n t 1 0 % io ta o f 2 o r
m ore. Y ou n##d on*» f o r y o u r hom«*, b a rn ,
o u t b u ild in g s , c a r a n d tr u c k , ii# p re p a re d
D o n ot »etui a n y m »ney. S ig n y o u r nnm #
a n d a d d r e s s to ro u p o a b e lo w s t a t in g h o w
m any
-L ife
S aver”
E x tin g u '.s h v r» y**«
w a n t. W o p a y p o a ta g e . C h e a p e s t In su r­
an ce you can b ar.
S nd m e .................L i f e P a v e r one qu*»-t H ro
f ! r c E x t n r u ls lie r s c o m p le te . 1 w ill p a y
p o s tm a n $3.50 e a c h on a r r l . a L
N am #
How
Veny
J1B-S1I
.................. D a t e P h i p
....
D l It E l T P A IJS 4 r o u r . \ \ Y
M r D o u r II B ld g .. S e a ttle .
For Galled Horses
Hanford’s Balsam of Myrrh
fin« batik ii mat n t h i
W. N.
P O R T L A N D . NO
11-1930
K now ledge is y o u th 's stock In t r a d e
R u ss B all B ine d e lig h ts th e h o u se ­
w ife. M akes clo th es w h ite r th a n snow .
A t y o u r G rocer's.— Adv.
T h e re ’s a proud m o d esty in m erit.
Vnlttlv thinking ln hl« (error
It « fu ld cure the whooping cough
T h# D ru m m e r
**A milcMiiaii un*«! lo Irli
storio*. *
funny
-\\> iir
MNo* h r usrs Ih r golf approacll/*
Much Sought For
K n n i—Timi fello « la slinply pea
lered lo denih hy (Mieta,
lim i*— la he un editor?
K iiii * —No, he em pllea thè «naie*
Oliatola In n newa|>ii|ier ofllce, nmJ
lliey unni llielr poetile Imi k.
For Hia W ifa
“ WI iii I' p the airing round your fin
ger for Angue ?"
“Oh. Huil e ao my wife will reinem
Her to nak me If I've forgotten nome
thing limi glie naked nie Io reinem
lier."
Silanca C o l d «
A fte r N e rv o u s
B re a k d o w n
"1 had n nervous breakdown
and could not do the work 1
have to do around the house.
Through one o f your booklets
I found how LyJia E. Fink'
ham’s Vegetable Compound
had helped other women and
I went to the drug store and got
me six bottles. It has done me
good in more ways than one
and now 1 work every d a y
without having to lie down. I
will answer all letters w ith
pleasure.” — Hannah M. Even-
meyer, 707 N -l6 Street, Edit St.
Louii, Illinois.
Lydia E, Pinkiia'm s<
Vegetable Compound I
I' ^
£ PmVMm M. it Cn , I »fin,
Y
MAVBfi v o u f t
XT'
etiM G AT WE W<3ûM6>
HOUSE HAS S ôM tfclttS
To Do WIÍM IT, MR.
r
u t u wwAoovA
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k KMOUJ.........
;
FEATWEÆH9AD y
Somatimaa
T V B ed le s s
Musisi rule- Von uro cimi goti o lili
nnaiiiilt und hutlcry. tVInii hnve you
lo suy?
l ’rleoner - Not a word, yer worship !
It wna anvln too much got mo Imo
lilts sc mp«
Pain T
•
F ar Enough
Krno»t —I'liln I you loll hor she wna
orolly ugly!
Kilwnril— I almost did. I gol ns fni
ns “protty" nil«' alio linikeil so |ilonso<l
timt I linón i the nenrt to any imv
more.
Add Definition#
Filling Still Ioli' A pinco where gna
moka nini hiindlls pm kola nro filled
< apt I ml is* — A guy who thinks IIKtn
will ho a venr wlion nohmly enn think
ii|i n more Idiotic wny of mnklng n
tool of himself limn hy Dug pole
silling.
Rent 'E m to It
“l.nrt evening, sir I distinctly saw
ni) iliiiiglilor silling on vour hip Whnl
"gpliinnlloii tu n e you to tnnke?"
“ I gol hero eiirly, s ir ; bofure the
•t tiara."
GOT A KICK OUT OF IT
F re d d y —“ Why do you c o n tin u e to
call on th u t girl w hose fa th e r d o esn 't
wnni you In tlie house?" H urry—“Oh,
I Bi't n kick oul of It, you uuty ho
sure ”
F a ir Enough All A round
"W hitt illtl you prom ise tlio dele
unto» Hint Inal cnlloil on yon?”
“Kvorythlng Ihoy usked,'’ unswi-red
Senator Sorghum. “Anil wlion voles
were mentioned, they prom ised every
tI i I uk I naked Then we nil retired to
thick It o \er. leuvlng everything look
lug like n atnnd-ofT.”— Washington
Slur.
Not So Good
“It's grumi to have a little wife to
u n ii on you.” sulci the enthusiastic
bridegroom.
“lini noi so grami to hnve her wall
for you.” growl.al Hie old m arried man.
who had been oui the night before
with the hoys.
L oti of P ain t U ied
“She paid itn awful price for her
p ortrait, didn't she?’’
“ Well, you m>e. It took nn awful lot
of pulnl to make It look like her.”
D on’t be s m artyr to n n n rrrm arj pain.
Lota of suffering is, indeed, quite needless.
Headaches, for example. They com« with-
out warning, b u t on« can always be prepared.
Bayer Aspirin tablet« bring immediate relief.
Keep « bottle a t the office. C arry the small
tin in your pocket. Then you won’t have
to hunt a drugstore, o r w ait till you get home.
And don't think B ayer Aspirin is only
for headache«, «ore throats, and coldsl
the proven directions for relieving
neuralgic, neuriUc, rheumatic, and other ache«
and pains. Remembering, of course, th a t th e
quick comfort from these tablets is not a cure)
for any continued pain, tee s doctor.
Boyer Aspirin is genuine. Protect your­
self by looking for th a t name. Always th«
same. Always safe. N ever hurt« the heart.
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