TIIK BBAVEHTON REVIEW
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OUR COMIC SECTION |
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Along the Concrete
r u u i.it 11 y
IN IIÍT ON
WOW CAN t Tfeu "T h em that ? fve
AlCEAPV TOLV 'EM THAT VoO
w e r e . OUT in the 6 a * a 6 e a h p
V CALL 'you - OH VtAZ !
“ How ilo you llko your now pub-
IleiIy u g n iti“ auwed III« Him i l i r ’l
fri Mid.
“I Hi, ho’» wonderful I** »In» crli-il,
I m ' ii mliiK with eiithuuluam.
"W a'va
lim o ri.Iihi'il iw lii', o u r I iuum lina
hi'i'ii lujriu'il, o u r cur Im» hewn
wrecked, mul I Imv« hail my Ilf«
Itireuli'ii»<J liy an aminymoua allem /,
alni'« wo employed hlm I”
W e can n ev er be «ore ju s t w hat
m akes an infant restless, but the
rem edy can alw ays be th e same.
Good old C astoria I T h e re 's com
fo rt in every drop o f th is pure
vegetable preparation, and not the
•lightest harm in its frequent use.
A s often as Baby has a fretful
■pell, is feverish, o r cries and can’t
sleep, let C astoria soothe and quiet
him . Som etim es it’s a touch of
colic. Som etim es constipation. O r
d iarrh ea—a condition th at should
alw ays be checked w ithout delay.
Just keep C astoria handy, and give
it prom ptly. R elief w ill follow
Avoiding C ostroverey
FOR CONSTIPATION
T
T
—’em
t - —= r : . —---------- — T
F aith ’« V ic to ry
F a ith m ake« th e d iscorda o f th«
p ra a rn t Ilia liuruiotilea <>f Ilia fu tu re .—
R o b ert I ‘nil) or.
BABY
“ II»»a you decided on th« Ideas for
y o u r sp n e c h !"
" It will h a v s tn lm ra th e r non cora-
m lltal.'* anaw en-d H enator H«rghuto,
I hn»e «■semhled w hat ap p en ra to tm
p re tty fa ir asaernlilaga o f « o rd a .
Now l ‘va got to look them o ver a n d
•e th n t th e m nr« na fvw ldu«a aa
poesihln."— W aahlugton HI nr.
SPLENDID FOR COLDS
“ Firat Aid— Home
Remedy Week” Coming
T ra v e le r—They toll roe thla I« a
Splendid piare for muglia ami colila.
Ilo sltlc n l—T h a t'a a al m ig h t tip.
A Good Picture, Though
FINNEY OF THE FORCE
I've h m I m ore ro b la «Irire I cum a bore
th a n 1 ev er had In my life.
~ / t t m Ü¡¡* v « a « ooo
HCTufib 0» « G l - WAT «.
y
u t a , r t tu e c o T '
WXACUK SV« StHS~MA
A m * * «CAO UJWN Wfc
SrtowS crrtfc fetâ»T Hfc
,h ia urns Bto F
A lw ay s C k an g in g
••Tim#« « i n t i l k # t h « y u##d t o b#,-
It*« a »ad old lay:
A • «1 t»y M a l o r y y o u ' l l «#•
Tim«« a lw a y s w «r# t h a t w a y .
Drop tha Curtain
E U c Iric a l Skow N oi«
A rrfoniM T Bays h« lift« I biuihn ) th«
p u rrn ii
In bntlitnff ■ulta a n d
fuuu<l llirn i •hiM'kliitf And w r k ' i m**r«,
th r lr «ram ini jMiwrr la III «ti.
YOU HAVE A DOCTOR'S
WORD FOR THIS
LAXATIVE
fiin-e kluongrr of Very I’oor llevtie
(hciirlng sudden outburst of laughter)
— I.'ir, Is th e co m cilan actually p u t
ting a Joke over?
Hceiiealilftrr (peering up atage) —
No, It'a a tilt of arctuiry fell uu 'is
'rail I
Self-Made la Junk Bncineee
V iti Itlow —I w ent Into th e Junk
bus!urea « lie n I wna In my teen s, and
If I do any It m )*elf, I am a aelf tunde
m an.
VuU K nox— Y eah, som e Junk.
“ Are
/
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Vkiavc 6F M ûu )
\
UHCOt'-rOB.XABtt A «16 '
HEAVY CUWBKSOMC TUlWG
UKS A NIGHTS' MUST « I
l CAM MAfflMt -
v u . - AfTS«. öou)’,
Efficient
»(fica g i r l a as good aa office
,AB ôu M‘ UKS THAT/
hoys!"
“ Seem lo fill th e hill about as well.
Minty of th em run w hlstlo."
.0X 1 ’SSL l*
T h e Good H am m itan is p ic tu re d mh
“T he F irs t F irs t Aid” In th e n a tio n a l
re m in d er w hich haa been sent to d ru g
g ists all o ver A m erica, annou n cin g th e
9th a n n iv e rsa ry o f “ F irs t A id—H om e
R em edy W eek,” fixed fo r M arch 10-23.
T h e Idea o f a o a d v ertisin g -m e r
c h an d isin g one a y e a r d riv e tim e d w ith
sp rin g h ouse c le a n in g w as given to
th e d ru g w orld by S te rlin g P ro d u cts.
In c o rp o ra ted . In 1922. P re p a re d n e ss for
m eetin g a c rld e n t o r sud d en Illness Is
em phasized a s a sen sib le and season
ab le sa le s p lan w hich se rv es to a lle
v ia te n eed less su fferin g a n d u n d o u b ted
ly sa v e life.
T h e N atio n s! A ssociation o f R etail
D ru g g ists sp o n so red th is a d -sales plan
a n d la te r added P h a rm ac y W eek a s an
a u tu m n fe stiv a l for Intensive a d v e rtis
in g a n d sa le sm a n sh ip In th e d ru g world.
T h e N a tio n a l W holesale D ru g g ists
A ssociation a n d th e N a tio n a l A ssocia
tion o f D rug C le rk s h a v e Joined th e
N. A. It. D. in e sta b lish in g th e se fes
tiv a ls o f sellin g a s S p rin g and A utum n
fix tu res for th e w e lfa re o f hum anity.
“ F ill T h a t M edicine C h est N ow " is
th e slogan o f “ F i r s t A id—H om e R em
edy W eek," a n d h a s I*een from th e
beginning. It w as D r. W illiam E.
W eiss, h im self a g ra d u a te from the
ra n k s o f re ta il d ru g g ists, who first s a s
th e v alu e o f “F ir s t Aid— Hom e R em edy
W eek.” a n d w h e re v e r live-w ire d ru g
g ists h ave co-operated by show ing a
w indow filled w ith su g g estiv e first
a id s both fo r a c c id e n t o r illness, a n d
using th e ir hom e n e w sp a p er a d v e rtis
ing space, th ey h a v e ad d ed c h eerfu lly
to th e ir M arch business.
As s m a tte r o f fact, few men recog
nise good lu rk w hen th ey m eet I t
(jirls, be Attractive to ¿Men
M ature Intended Yon Should <Be!
SHADY TREE
I f your
stomach and
bowels do not
function
p r o p e r 1 y,
the bloom of
youth rapid
ly disappears.
t n 1R75, an ra r n rs t young m an
began to practice medicine. As a
fam ily doctor, he saw the harm in
h arsh purgatives for constipation
an d l>egan to search for som ething
harm less to the sensitive bowel*.
O ut o f his experience w as bo rn
a famous prescription. H e w rote it
thousands of limes. It proved an
ideal laxative fo r old and young.
A s people saw how m arvelously the
snnM sluggish bow els are sta rte d
e n d hail b reath , headaches, fev er
ishness, nausea, gas, poor appetite,
«nil such disorders, a re relieved by
th e prescription, it becam e neces-
• a rv to put it up ready fo r use.
T o d ay , Hr. C aldw ell's S v rup l ’en-
ain, as it Is called, is th e w orld's
m ost popular laxative. It n ev er
varies from H r. C aldw ell’s orig in al
effective and harm less form ula.
A ll drugsto res have it.
Doctor
P ie rce ’s
G o l d e n
Nut «»rich (w ittily, lo v is ito r)—You
m storm i1«*iitrn}«'(1 all our Blind«
I roc* The «mly on a left la our family
I’lnln n|M»k«*n Friend — Why not us*
thut? It a fthMriy. I hour.
On«
THE FEATHERHEADS
w U t ITS ABOUT
Snow Place Like Home
,
r TiME.FANNVl -KttPltfö
You can a lw ay s hank on finding a
•ell-filled pocketbook In tere stin g .
M t OüT W U lS S a XXO M D
B e lo w
L coo!-
I j t t l v W ill i« hm i a m i r r o r
A mi he II* W««1 t h e ha* k n it olT
Medical Discovery usually meets the
need. It invigorates the whole system,
corrects the irregularities of the di
gestive organs and makes the blood
redder. You have pep. vigor and vi
tality. Your eyes iparkle — your com
plexion clear* up and the bloom of
youth is your*. AU druggists.
W rite to Dr. Pierce's Clinic m Buf
falo, N. Y., for confidential medical ad
vice. There is no fee.
_'
very prom ptly; if it doesn’t, yo#
should call a physician.
All through babyhood, C astoria
should be a m other’s standby; an d
a wise m other does n o t change to
stro n g er m edicines as the child
grow s older. C asto ria is readily
obtained a t any drugstore, and the
genuine easily identified by the
Chas. II . Fletcher sig n atu re th a t
appears on every w rapper.
Co
Boschee’s Syrup
and coughing stops a t
Relieves whereothersfaiL
C ontains nothing injurious— but, »A, I
effective! GUARANTEED.
B o s c lie e 's
S ytup
A t off
druggists
SAD ACH E?
1 Instead of dangerous h e a rt de-
' prssaar.ts taka safe, mild, purely
' vegetable MATUBt’« ISNXOT
1 and g e t rid of tho bowel poieoos
th a t eauee the trouble. Noth-
' ing like M for biliooaaeaa, aiek
headache and constipation. Acte
1 pleasantly. Never gripes.
Mild, safe, purely referable
A iA eu is* —
2Sc. M . U liu u e tM if iil
rK K L L ITE A MI L U O S . TAXE
H P - T O -N IG H T
IÜ V
TO M O R R O W A L R IG H T
FIRE
S a v in s « o f a lift» tin t« co n « . T h # hom « o r
o u t builUinfT» hurna-d. r v r h a p « a h u m a »
li f e lo s t o r p e ris h e d . H top t h a t fir# b y h a v
in g a
- L ife
r ia .e r ”
Ftrw B z t ln f f v k h « «
h a u d y On# q u a r t «la# e o m p l-t# w ith bra* k -
• t * 1 9 .50. M ad# *-ntlr# lr # f bran«. N o r# -
c b a r g in g n v c c a s a r y u n til used. P u r« out 5 «
f o o t flA im i. S m o th e r« fire« w h il# w a t * r
«D reads. E * r « d a l ly e f f e e t l v t on g a s a n d
o il fir«». C a n n o t fr* «*#. O u a r a n te v d . C n d u r -
p rir# d a t l f . 50. D is c o u n t 1 0 % io ta o f 2 o r
m ore. Y ou n##d on*» f o r y o u r hom«*, b a rn ,
o u t b u ild in g s , c a r a n d tr u c k , ii# p re p a re d
D o n ot »etui a n y m »ney. S ig n y o u r nnm #
a n d a d d r e s s to ro u p o a b e lo w s t a t in g h o w
m any
-L ife
S aver”
E x tin g u '.s h v r» y**«
w a n t. W o p a y p o a ta g e . C h e a p e s t In su r
an ce you can b ar.
S nd m e .................L i f e P a v e r one qu*»-t H ro
f ! r c E x t n r u ls lie r s c o m p le te . 1 w ill p a y
p o s tm a n $3.50 e a c h on a r r l . a L
N am #
How
Veny
J1B-S1I
.................. D a t e P h i p
....
D l It E l T P A IJS 4 r o u r . \ \ Y
M r D o u r II B ld g .. S e a ttle .
For Galled Horses
Hanford’s Balsam of Myrrh
fin« batik ii mat n t h i
W. N.
P O R T L A N D . NO
11-1930
K now ledge is y o u th 's stock In t r a d e
R u ss B all B ine d e lig h ts th e h o u se
w ife. M akes clo th es w h ite r th a n snow .
A t y o u r G rocer's.— Adv.
T h e re ’s a proud m o d esty in m erit.
Vnlttlv thinking ln hl« (error
It « fu ld cure the whooping cough
T h# D ru m m e r
**A milcMiiaii un*«! lo Irli
storio*. *
funny
-\\> iir
MNo* h r usrs Ih r golf approacll/*
Much Sought For
K n n i—Timi fello « la slinply pea
lered lo denih hy (Mieta,
lim i*— la he un editor?
K iiii * —No, he em pllea thè «naie*
Oliatola In n newa|>ii|ier ofllce, nmJ
lliey unni llielr poetile Imi k.
For Hia W ifa
“ WI iii I' p the airing round your fin
ger for Angue ?"
“Oh. Huil e ao my wife will reinem
Her to nak me If I've forgotten nome
thing limi glie naked nie Io reinem
lier."
Silanca C o l d «
A fte r N e rv o u s
B re a k d o w n
"1 had n nervous breakdown
and could not do the work 1
have to do around the house.
Through one o f your booklets
I found how LyJia E. Fink'
ham’s Vegetable Compound
had helped other women and
I went to the drug store and got
me six bottles. It has done me
good in more ways than one
and now 1 work every d a y
without having to lie down. I
will answer all letters w ith
pleasure.” — Hannah M. Even-
meyer, 707 N -l6 Street, Edit St.
Louii, Illinois.
Lydia E, Pinkiia'm s<
Vegetable Compound I
I' ^
£ PmVMm M. it Cn , I »fin,
Y
MAVBfi v o u f t
XT'
etiM G AT WE W<3ûM6>
HOUSE HAS S ôM tfclttS
To Do WIÍM IT, MR.
r
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k KMOUJ.........
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FEATWEÆH9AD y
Somatimaa
T V B ed le s s
Musisi rule- Von uro cimi goti o lili
nnaiiiilt und hutlcry. tVInii hnve you
lo suy?
l ’rleoner - Not a word, yer worship !
It wna anvln too much got mo Imo
lilts sc mp«
Pain T
•
F ar Enough
Krno»t —I'liln I you loll hor she wna
orolly ugly!
Kilwnril— I almost did. I gol ns fni
ns “protty" nil«' alio linikeil so |ilonso<l
timt I linón i the nenrt to any imv
more.
Add Definition#
Filling Still Ioli' A pinco where gna
moka nini hiindlls pm kola nro filled
< apt I ml is* — A guy who thinks IIKtn
will ho a venr wlion nohmly enn think
ii|i n more Idiotic wny of mnklng n
tool of himself limn hy Dug pole
silling.
Rent 'E m to It
“l.nrt evening, sir I distinctly saw
ni) iliiiiglilor silling on vour hip Whnl
"gpliinnlloii tu n e you to tnnke?"
“ I gol hero eiirly, s ir ; bofure the
•t tiara."
GOT A KICK OUT OF IT
F re d d y —“ Why do you c o n tin u e to
call on th u t girl w hose fa th e r d o esn 't
wnni you In tlie house?" H urry—“Oh,
I Bi't n kick oul of It, you uuty ho
sure ”
F a ir Enough All A round
"W hitt illtl you prom ise tlio dele
unto» Hint Inal cnlloil on yon?”
“Kvorythlng Ihoy usked,'’ unswi-red
Senator Sorghum. “Anil wlion voles
were mentioned, they prom ised every
tI i I uk I naked Then we nil retired to
thick It o \er. leuvlng everything look
lug like n atnnd-ofT.”— Washington
Slur.
Not So Good
“It's grumi to have a little wife to
u n ii on you.” sulci the enthusiastic
bridegroom.
“lini noi so grami to hnve her wall
for you.” growl.al Hie old m arried man.
who had been oui the night before
with the hoys.
L oti of P ain t U ied
“She paid itn awful price for her
p ortrait, didn't she?’’
“ Well, you m>e. It took nn awful lot
of pulnl to make It look like her.”
D on’t be s m artyr to n n n rrrm arj pain.
Lota of suffering is, indeed, quite needless.
Headaches, for example. They com« with-
out warning, b u t on« can always be prepared.
Bayer Aspirin tablet« bring immediate relief.
Keep « bottle a t the office. C arry the small
tin in your pocket. Then you won’t have
to hunt a drugstore, o r w ait till you get home.
And don't think B ayer Aspirin is only
for headache«, «ore throats, and coldsl
the proven directions for relieving
neuralgic, neuriUc, rheumatic, and other ache«
and pains. Remembering, of course, th a t th e
quick comfort from these tablets is not a cure)
for any continued pain, tee s doctor.
Boyer Aspirin is genuine. Protect your
self by looking for th a t name. Always th«
same. Always safe. N ever hurt« the heart.
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