The Beaverton review., December 13, 1929, Image 2

TIIE BEAVERTON HF.V1EW
Friday, December 13, 1920
H ATE
.liih a r D.
H a w f e a b m llh
M oth ers. • .W atch
C hildren’s c o l d s
5MMON Head cold, often ’ « « t i e "
Copyrlfht I t t i
in throat and cheat where they may
ART HI K IX HOWDEN SMITH
become dangerous. D o n ’t t u t * a
ch a n ce — at the fcrat amtfle rub on
WNC
Children*• Musterole on ce n e r y h o u r
f o r fi\ t hours.
Children's Musterole it Jutr goo.! old
Musterole, you have known to long, in
milder form.
CHAPTER V 111— Continued
Working like the traineJ masseur, thie
famous blend of oil of mustard, camphor,
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menthol and other ingredients brings
Joshua swung around with a mating
relief naturally. It penetrates and stimu­
quickness In a man o f bla alia. Thera
lates blood circulation, helps to draw out
waa a look almost o f sly considers
infection and pain.
tlon In the china blue eyes that
Keep full strength Musterole on hand,
stabbed questlonlngly Into Fellowes
for adults and the milder — ChiUren'a
“ Ah. yes." be answered.
“ Heard
Musterole for little tots. All druggists,
r m in tv t
ot you. Captain Fellowee.
Heard of
the Incident yon mention, o f course
That d— d cur. Chafer— ah. ahem,
humph I But why d* you come to m e!
You must know my brother and I— "
“ 1 bare Information In that connec
tlon which I think will Interest you."
Fellowee Interrupted quietly.
Inglepln drew a step nearer. There
waa no suggestion o f slynesa In his
face. now. His expression was eager,
curiously avaricious,
ills blue eyes
were cold as Fellowee' own.
“ This d— d license business. ehT"
“ T h at— and m o m "
Inglepln hesitated, then asked ah
rn p tly:
“Treason, e h f
“ 1 believe so. air."
“ Knew
It.
by
0— d P
Joshua
SUFFERING ELIMINATED
slapped bla hip delightedly.
“ Knew
IS-yean success in treating Rectal and
Coton troubles by the Dr. C J. Dean
the d— d fool couldn’t play with Ore.
NON-SCRCJCAL M h o . »
and not barn bis fingers.
Knew It
U to M t« Slv, WRITTEN AS-
soon aa I heard he waa keeptn' on the
SIRANCE Ot PILES ELIME
NATEO m FEE REFUNDED,
True Bounty's crew.
But you. air.
tom . Mr FREE 10O-,waW
bow'd you— "
“ 1 can’t tell yoo here. Mr. Ingle­
pln. W ill It suffice If I uay I escaped
COLON CUNIC
several day» ago from the Badger
cloop-of-war! And have Just sur­
prised your brother and hla daughter,
with Chater. entertaining Captain
From Banyan
Colllshawe at Chafer's farm on Long
A mock-rake Is a rake used In col
Island r
lectlng muck or dung. Literally a
Joshua Inglepln slipped hla arm
muck-raker Is one who uses such t through Fellowee’. and the light In
rake. Figuratively the term Is used hla eyes danced and Dickered aa U a
to mean a person who makes a prac
wind waa blowing IL
tlce o f searching for. collecting anc
“ Come with me." be said. “ My o f
publishing corrupt practices among flee will d a
Glad yoo dropped In
public officials It Is believed to refei Captain Fellowes.
Believe you and
to “ the man with the muck rake" Ln I can do some business. E h ! Trea
Banyan's Pilgrim ’s Progress
son I But I expected IL I expected IL
Ben always would over-reach himself
Ha. ha!
T h e d— n fool I"
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" . . . a petition Lord W ellington
HEAD N O IS E S
said, the ministers were cordial, but
they'd require a definite petition Fm
I « stniHua
persuaded tls that document your
E A R O IX .
IU I U N u t
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brother has been concocting these
A . O . L E O N A R D , Inc.
past months.“
70 Hftfa A w , New York City
“ He'*
been
hand-ln-glove
with
every runagate Federalist In the
Saving the Shins
North.“ admitted Joshua.
All the shin guards are not bought
“ Exactly, sir And my guess Is that !
for gridiron perform er» or baseball before going further with It they
catchers. Married men who hare t< ■ waited some answer from the Cana
play a lot o f bridge with their stives dian authorities.
If I'm right Twas
are learning to make use of them
that answer Colllshawe delivered i f
Thla Is a form o f preparedness li Babylon.“
there Is ■ kick coining they are read«
“ And
why
wouldn't they
have
for It.— Los Angeles T im es
turned over the petition, or whatever
the thingummy was. to him?”
* T ls likelier they'd choose to con­
vey It themselves since most delicate
negotiations would flow from I t
I
feel this the more strongly, air. after
T ry H anford’s
hearing the Tru e Bounty U held ready
for sailing."
All S.tl.rs art astksrfzsd to rvfvixj yom mo«*»
“ Sounds reasonable," growled Jos
tor the first ksttl* it aot suited.
hua. “ So our Job la to find this a bom
tnable scraw l?"
France Has A ir P olice
“ W e ahould have yoor brother's
A ir police patrol has been estab
bonse and office searched to n ig h t"
Ilshed over France to control the Fellowes returned promptly.
movement o f the large number of
“ You’ll find no paper» in Ben’s
planes that pass over the country boose or office. Captain Fellowes you
dally. P ilots violating International air nor anyone.
I knew the aconndrel
regulations are subject to heavy fines and knowing him I refuse to underes
Police airplanes warn erring pilots by rlma*- him. Aboard ship, maybe. Yea.
firing smoke bombs, and all aircraft
but not until after she’s sailed "
being signaled In this manner are re
“ Walt for his sailing, then, and pnr
qulred to follo w the police ship to th*
sue," exclaimed Fellowes.
ground and land alongside It.
“ Take him red-handed, eh? That
would be beat
You may depend npon
IL be and Chater are taking extraor
dinary precautions In whatever they
are up t a
Aa for the g irl— Hom pbt
I f my eyes tell me anything, abe has
fhore sense than her father."
There are three trying periods in a
“ She is unusually In tellig en t" Fel
woman's life : when the girl matures
lowea agreed heavily.
“ I ’d prefer
to womanhood, when a woman
not to speak o f her."
gives birth to her first child, when a
“ Humph 1 H at Quite s o l Rut If
woman reaches middle age. A t
I'm to play with you. captain. I want
these times Lydia E . Pinkham’a
all the cards on the fable— face u p "
Vegetable Compound helps to re­
“ J have no Intention thaf If should
store normal health and vigor.
be otherwise, sir."
Inglepln was andeterred by the
frosty note In his caller’s tone.
“ No necessity for pique." he assert
ed briskly
"I can't afford fo run the
risk of having good plans spoiled by
Link With King Olaf
a man's weakness for a woman." The
An eluliorate stone cross
12 feet
china-blue cy<» danced again with the
high und most elaborately sculptured,
flickering light thaf seemed at once
was unearthed at l.trod*. England. In
to warm and chill them.
“ Seen It
1840. It bore the dale of IMP and the
happen too often.
Shouldn't put It
mime Olaf, king of Nnrfliunihrin.
past Ben to use her for that purpose."
“ She can have no Influence upon me
Millions now use Russ Ball Bine. Mr. Inglepln."
Makes clothes snowy white. Get 11 .«
“ Hare her. eh?
Same aa her fa
genuine.— Adv.
ther? Same as Chater?"
“ Hate her?” And suddenly a Hume
A dm itting a C aller
blazed up In F ellow es “ Yes. I hate
“ Did I not tell you I was not to be her I I hate her for my stripes
I
disturbed;" said Senator Sorghum
hate her on Colllshawe's account I
“ Yes," answered the secretary, "but
hate her f« t the treason she prac
this chap seemed so sutidiied. I didn't
tires
I — I hale her 1“
think it possihle he could disturb an.«
Joshua Inglepln sat hack with s
body."— Washington Star.
little grunt ot satisfaction
"Y e n ’ll do." he decided
“ I ’m not
so sure tls— a h -«th a t you call It.
I ’tip'aln Fellow es. th « the sentiment
will safeguard my lu teresls“
W U
V Take HATUSg'S BXNKDT ,
“ And what may yoor Interests be?*
I I
■ - fft -tonight. You'll be "lit j
Fellowes asked harshly
Iff
and fin e ” by m orning— j
“ Need you ask?" countered the mer
I
toarueelear.hendachegono,
*
appetite back, boweisseting j
chant “ 1 am on all fours with sou In
pleasantly, bilious attack forgotten. 1
this matter, air
I'd see Hen tiling
t o r constipation, too. Better than
high as I la men. and Chafer beside him
■ny mere laxative.
The girl — Well we needn I discuss bet
A i t o n i m - M l t t f c I U s ik < M im l| k
T l s not pleasant for you. and I'd not
tK K L L IK E A H I L U O S . T A K E
fight s woman might I help IL ”
-W hat ot « ’«lllsha we r
"That's your affair "
■ ^ V 'eTOM dfcfcOW M i f l lc
“ Nutheless tie must figure In any
•aiguln we strike," declared Fellowes.
C
"G ranted," conceded Joshua, “with
In lim itations."
"A a what?“
" T o begin with, we must Inform the
proper authorities o f your discoveries.
I'm as skeptical as yourself o f the
efficacy o f thla step, but twould he In
adTtaahle to Ignore IL I ant I may
any— “ tha mellow voice became a
shade pompous— “ on terms o f Inti­
macy with Governor Tompkins, who la
also to command o f the m ilitary d ie
trlct for the administration. W hatever
be can do to aid ua we nmy rely
upon. I'll see him. uiyself. Bo shall
you. And we'll present the matter to
hltu without reservation, eh?"
" I am w illing.* Fellowee agreed.
“ And then, air?“
“ Com e with me. If you please."
Joshua took his haL and motioned
toward the door
"D o n ’t wait for me. H owell.“ he
called to the gray clerk aa they passed
to the streeL
Fellowes wss silent until they hsd
crossed the road.
“ What other limitations to our bar­
gain had you In mind, sir?" he asked
“ Only such as motives ot patriotism
should place upon the satisfaction of
private enmity. Your pursuit o f C ap
talo Colllshawe must await the do
at ruction of my brother's con sp iracy"
“T o pursue them back we'll require
a ship."
“ Exactly my thoughL captain I T ls
a abip we are after this momenL*
They entered South s tre e t and
turned toward Gouverneur. Ahead of
them was Christian Bergh’a shipyard,
and Fellows' face lightened at sight
o f the graceful fabric that loomed
above the scaffolding o f the ways.
"A h . the beauty I The sweetest brig
1 ever saw I*
“ No shipwright like old Christian.“
Inglepln responded.
“ Is she yours?"
“ Not y e t
Christian built her finr
speculation. Out o f blind pride and
confidence In hla own skill.’
“ She's heavier built than the reg
alar clippers,“ commented F ellow es
“ W hat’s her tonnage?”
“ Close to four hundred. I think.
Christian ballt her for strength, no
f a ï\eafhess
Cots, Burns, Bruises
Balsam of Myrrh
From Youth to Age
m [IUOUS?
JO-NIGH
“ My Bargain Is of ths Simplest, Sir,"
Ha Answered Coolly.
¡ess than speed.
And she'a well
sparred yon see. You could drive bet
la a gale under tnps'ls."
“ But she'a long for her benra."
“ Yea that’s re give her clearance
She'a 113 feet over alL and 28 feet
benm.”
Itoundlng the bow. Fellowes saw the
unrae Centurion carved In square,
block letters Just aft of the hawsei
pipes. He stood so long on his van
tage point, feasting his eyes on the
swelling lines o f the hull, estimating
the sail spread o f the lofty mast*,
fancying how she could be pushed In
ordinary winds, and driven In dirty
weather that he did not hear Joshua s
summons until It had been repeated.
“ Oh, I beg yoor pardon." he ex
claimed and scrambled down to shake
hands
with
leathery, tqulnty-eyed
Christian Bergh.
“ You like her. JaT” the old ship
wrlght asked proudly.
“ She's the handsom«»t thing I ever
saw, Mr. Bergh
I only wish I could
buy her."
“ Fifteen t'ousan' tollars I ask for
Oer. mlt sails battery, eferyt'lng."
“ I haven't fifteen thousand dollars
hut If I had—”
“ Yon don’t need IL " Joshua Inter
rupted abruptly.
“ She'a sold.”
He
turned to Bergh. “ I'll puy (he money
Into Barker* for yon. eh. Christian?”
“ Dot suit* me. Mr Inglepln. L’ ndt
iinyt'lna you vnnt I put In her.”
Inglepln took Fellowes hy the arm
and wnlk«*d a few feet aside
“ I'll wager you ran run down the
Tru e Bounty with that. Captalu.” ex
ulted the merchant.
“ I can run down the Trim Bounty,"
assented Fellow»#. “ but sties no use
to me unices the ran fight the Badger."
“ T h at's your bargain?
Fight a
King's sloop o f war with a priva
leer? "
“ Y es
Fight her. and take her."
“ A dangerous huxlucsa I If twaa •
Frenchman, now. or a bloody D ego
But a Britisher 1“
“ Ave. the beat ship of her site In
the King's Iteet,* Fellowee rejoined.
uncom p rum I a lug I y.
There was comprehension, yes. and
respect. In the lock Joelnia gave the
lawig Islander.
“ Hate him that much, eh?
But
thcre’d t>e no ecnae lu sinking your
self doing IL ”
“ None." Fellowee admitted.
“ But
with the right battery—”
He broke off. and hailed the ahlp
wrlght, who loitered near, gating lov­
ingly on the thing he had created.
“ Mr. Bergh
What guns were yoo
figuring for her?"
"V eil, I leafs dot for you umlt Mr
Inglepln.
But If you put In rarron
Biles. heni|is we say eighteen taiund
era, den you better not hafa more dan
sixteen — undt a couple o f tong twelves
for chasers ”
Fellowes shook his head.
"A privateer lias no proper ate for
carronadea.” he said.
“ She should
never fight at d ose range. G ive us
long twelves to the hroedstde bat
terles. and we’ll mount a twenty four
pounder Long Tom forward on a
p lv o c "
“ A twenty-fourpounder 1“ Mr. Ingle
pin cried proteetlngly. “ You’d rack
her to pieces.*
But Chriatiao Bergh dissented vo­
ciferously.
“ Not dot Centurion I I butldt her
for rough vork. Ja I W e pill la some
more heafy beams In der fo ’c’s ’le,
undt brace der deck."
“ Yea. you'd better reinforce those
bulwarks. Mr. Bergh. I'd like her to
be as strong as ■ navy vessel o f her
class.”
“ She vtll be,” promised (he ship
wrlght. “ Mlt dot brig you can fight
a King's ahlp. If she chase you Ja t“
They talked then of storage room
and sfiare salts and cables, and ar
rangements In the galley for a ou
merous c ie w — “ you'd beet reckon on
a hundred and fifty men. c ap tain “
advised Inglepln.
“ Aside from out
private ventures. I hope you'll have
the lurk to plek up prize«.
And
prizes take hands to—bring them In *
And afterwnrd. In the glow o f late
afternoon, they said grind b re to
Bergh, and retrai-ed their steps to the
warehouse In Front street.
Joshua
led the way to the tnble beside which
they had held their earlier cnnveraa
tlon.
“ I am a business man. sir.“ he said
pointing to a chair
“ And I find It
more satisfactory to huve definite
agreements, uf a ronrrartural nature,
with persons I deal with
So, If you
have no objection*, we will reduce
our relations to writing.
t'erhHps
you will tie so kind ns to express year
side o f »he bnrgnln?”
Fellowes peered out the tmnll
pnned window next him at the tree-
bordered streeL dusty and peaceful
amt very quiet since th* workers had
gone home.
It was difficult to assn
d a te this aoberly charming scene
with all (he s'lld and turgid event*
that had preceded IL difficult to Ini
aglne that only a few miles distant
off Sandy Hook, the Badger piled her
errands on Hie blockade, that perhaps
Colllsbawe had preased thre* more
men to rake the place o f Tom. CuflTee
and himself
He » » I consclona of Joshua Ingle
pin's china blue eyes studying his ex
presslon with avid Intensity.
“ My bargain Is ot the simplest,
sir." he answered coolly. “ You will
purchase the brig Centurion for op
eratton as a privateer.
I am to be
master o f the brig, and I will tall aa
soon as may he. whenever the True
Bounty put* to sea. My major object
will he to overhaul the True Bounty
search her for papers or document*
of treasonable purport, and If any
surb are found, seize all persona
■hoard her.
Having done so much.
I shall he at liberty to make every
attempt to bring the aloop-of-war
Badger to action, after which I will
return to this port, and render a r
count to you o f my operations."
“ Clearly
phrased.“
applauded
Josh lie, grasping a quill pen In hla
chubby hand.
“ I will write IL by
your leave, ufr.
A mere matter of
form, captain, but advisable, always
advisable.“
lie scribbled rapidly at
a sheet of foolscap. “ Here, sign If
yon please."
F e llo w «» wrote his name, with a
perverse sense o f fu tility In the ges­
ture.
«T«J BE CONTINUED)
set ea s t* » ♦ * ♦ »♦ ♦ »«»♦ ♦**+ *
Discovery of Vitamine Vital to Human Race
Ttie g re a t«»! discoveries o f benefit
to the liunian race have been (he re
suit ol accldenL Columbus seeking
for a short cut to India, stumbled on
Am erica
Perkin, searching
for
s
m «»n s of producing artificial quinine
hit U[vn aniline dyes. When Japan
and Russia were In the throe* of a
death struggle for supremacy Japan *
navy was being decimated hy fieri
Pert. Laboring to find a preventative
for the disease, that was making the
lapnnese paidr-stricken some one re
ineinbered that a Dllteh scientist dls
covered In I8M7 that pigeons fed on
leilished rice develo|>ed a dlaease
which hud all the chn racterlslb» of
tierl tier!
Orders were Issued forth
with to stop feeding the sailor* with
leillstied rice and to substitute the
whole grain ; promptly and without
delay the fieri fieri disappeared Helen
list*. In iheir e ffo rt» to discover the
"w h y." as a famous author expressed
P a i'io t ’s Fam ily
Nathan H a les i lunediate family
consisted of fils fattier, mother, sod
sister
He waa engaged at the time
of hl» death. Farewell lettera ad
dressed to til* mother, sister and
fiancee were destroyed before hi*
eye*, lie was (tie son ol tleai on
Uichard and Elizalietb Story Hale.
If. found the missing link that hind*
food to health, tinpplnes* and achieve
mam— they came npon the vitnmlne
It was flit* discovery that enables the
human family to keep from starving
on a full stomach.
B ew are o f A d jectives
I f you plun to w rite anything, from
a newspaper article to a novel, you
would do well to conalder remarks
made hy the late Senator Albert J
Beveridge, whose recent “ Abraham
Lincoln” Is hailed aa a m aslerp’ -ce
o f biography.
Beveridge, pointing ont tha! he
uaed aa few adjectives as ptwlhle.
said :
“ Adjectives are like emergency med
Ici ne and must lie given sparingly and
seldom, like strychnine anil other pnw
erful stimulants. A d jectives often em
ployed mean little or nothing. They
are sign* tliHf blur vision In the read
cr and save the writer the toil o f
description Great w riter* are not vic­
tim » of the adjective tmtilt."
Plain, unadorned writing la always
< the most forceful T ill* la a good thing
for everyone te remember. from m l»
reporter to historian. — El I ’ aao Post
Many a married man
e x a iily smart la shrewd-
who
lai.'l
à
• THE •
KITCHEN
CABINET
(»1». W..LIM k « « a * W I IBIoM I
"Ths man who I* svsr ssvklna
lo do his litil. Is Ihs on* who Is
kssn. active, will* awaks and as-
»raaaivai l i t i* svsr watchful or
hlmavlf In trlfivs.
Ills standard
la not What w ill th* world say T
but XVhat la worthy of m * P “
W IN T E R
D A IN T IE S
During tbe winter when tiro d im s
(tu lle are tiro luoat
plentiful and
cheapest, la the
time to preserve,
candy
and dry
them for use lu
various w ays
Section* o f op
niigo are glaced
In a heavy fruit
sirup, making a
moaf attractive
and
delightful ten
table attraction.
Candled Orange Pssl.— Cover tiro
peel o f four oranges with two quails
o f water, brlug slowly lo the ladling
point and simmer until the peel I*
tender. Drain and let stand until
cool, then remove all the Inner while
akin and rut the peel Into atrip*.
Boll tw o cupfuls of sugar with one
h a lf cupful o f water until It spins a
thread. Put In part o f the peel and
boll for five minutes; remove with a
fork and roll In granulated sugar
G rapefruit or lemon may tie treated
In the same way. A mixture o f (he
three, (luting with green, yellow or
pink, any one or all o f them, make*
a very attractive confection to serve
with a cup o f tea.
Candled Cranberries__ Boll two cop.
fu ll o f sugar with three fourths cup­
ful o f wu(er slowly fo r five minute*.
Wash and dry tw o cupfuls o f large
hard cranberries, pierce each with s
large needle, then spread the lierrle*
In a tingle layer In a granite pan.
Pour over the sirup and net them In­
to a moderate oven until they are
almost transparent. Itemove and du*t
with sugar If desired. These are nice
to use as a garnish or In rnnd.v boxes.
They may take the place o f tiro can
4l«*d cherries.
Fruit and Nut Pasts.— Put through
tbe food ehopiter two cupfuls o f dates,
ifte r stoning them. M lt with one cup
Nil o f |iennut butter and one icn*;ioon
ful o f salL Tak e spoonfuls uf the
mixture and form Into small apples
Place * clove for the blosamn end
•nd g bit o f orange peel for a stem
Filling fo r a Layer Cak*.— Boll M o
rupfuls o f sugar until It Ihroad*. then
your slnwly over three stiffly henien
rgg whites; add one half cupful o f cit­
ron finely shredded, one cupful o f rata
ins. one half cupful o f dntes nr figs
and one pound o f blanched slid
ytiopped almond*.
Spread net ween
the layer* o f any delicate white rake
Baksd Bananaa.— Cook one-half rup
ful o f a r e d lo * rnMns In one and one
half cupful o f bolting water for hall
in hour, thicken with fioui and hut
ter cooked together, add a Inhlrspoun
ful o f lemon Juice and |M>nr over (lie
baked banana*. A grating o f lemon
peel Is an addition, nr n hit o f vanilla
Things Worth Consideration.
A writer In the Journal of Home
Economics points out (lie re>qioin»llill
tty and the example of
the American housewife
In relation lo her foreign
neighbor, which |>ertiap*
liu* never occur-ed to
her.
“T h e simple house fur
nlshlnga.
the
*|Niile«a
w i n d o w rurtnln* and
the well Inundered rloili
the rareful ventilation and the
arell 'ordered household activities of
the American housewife serve a* a
guide In helping the foreign house
■rife to adapt tier methods of living to
those o f her froMer homeland.”
T h e foreign housewife, though on
»h ie to understand our language It
very clever at picking up Idea* The
Influence o f a good housekeeper ex
tend* beyond the Inilntnie circle ot
her family, friends and neighbor* and
her servants It has lieen indent In
the Americanization of Immigrants
coming from land* where eleatillne««
is well as other lni|Mirlnnt standards
are not aa high as our own.
Thla Influence makes Itself fen in s ,
less direct, hut none the les* real wav
on the commodities that all women
purchase.
"W om en a* consumer* purchase
health or lack o f It for the memliers
o f their Immediate households Indl
re d ly through their demand for clean
wholesome front and clothing prod
nets, they create a supply r.f com
m odifies which nre available for the
I«*»» Intelligent homemaker, who r,e
cause o f lack o f knowledge. I* I ml i f
ferent fo the scope of variation In
pnrchaeeahle prm lucti."
In
keeping her own household
healthy and happy, ttie good house
keeper sets standard* for other* who
have not yet learned to manage their
households so efficiently. When she
buys such tools ns finishes soup* and
cleaners for the niceties o f grout house
keeping qnd when she Insists upon
wholesome food, and clothing made
o f guaranteed m aterial* she Is help
(rig to keep those standard* high
Home like a coat o f wax applied to
a varnished surface Rub It well, >et
It dry thoroughly, then polish with a
weighted hmsli. or electric polisher.
Frequent dusting will keep a floor
In fine condition. When spots appear
If they nre wiped np. the whole floor
w ill not need cleaning.
tArcXiC.
W om an's D evotion to Duty
ft Is related rind In San Friniclscf
harbor, when a fog hell became dl*
aided, the woman kee|s-r slrruk the
bell by hand for twenty hours nnn
thirty five minutes, unlit the fog lift
ed. T w o tiny* Inter she stood all nlchi
striking the bell with a hammer ilttr
■ng a dense fog.
The Problem
Every little girl goes through a
»l>ell of playing bouse
The problem
la to keep her that way alter th»
wedding — Rutland Herald
Old shoc9 made
new for less than
a penny a pair
V iiit disappear Clean, uniform color returns.
M i** (hsn jo shuws h * jo ctuts. ULik. I*own,
tsu, while and unitisl.
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B A R T O N ’S
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D y a n $ h i n £
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a r »" « ' •*
s u o li p o u s ti
U scio F ben
“ Kvery Mme I secs au nlrplniro." aulii
Uncle Ehen. " I s willin' to git buck to
de old duys right here on earth, w it a
couple o’ mule* nn a ooiial boat.*'—
Washington Star.
Suspicious
Husplelou*
Husband Who railed
this afternoon?
Hla Better H a lf Only Aunt Sophie
8. U.— W ell, she left her pipe.
A n Old Friend
Author How do you like my plot?
E ditor— With that esteem which can
Come only o f long acquaintance.
Nat Adapted to tbe Many
Tiro chief drawtiark to living the
■Impie life la that so few people ran
aland It.—( ’ upper's Weekly.
T h e first Ktiro|H>.iu stood on the
brink o f (he Grand canyon o f the
Colorado river eighty year* liefere the
Pilgrim s landed at Plymouth rock.
^
T here Is no satiety lu study.
Beauty may he merely akin deep, but
It la liearly always effective.
Never try to make a bail o f a mat»
— Ivt nature take Ita course.
It Is useless for a man to seek •
steady Job If lie Isn't steady.
Frlendslilp la the highest degree o f
perfection In society. Montaigne.
For one thing, the lieiqieeked matt
la never found lu the ranks o f crime.
Use Buss Ball Blue In your laundry.
Tiny rust spot* may come from In fe­
rior Bluing. Ask Grocers. Adv.
Mistake that farm boys make la tm
thinking there I* no monotony In the
city.
There's many a slip lo t seen the
engagement ring and tiro wedding
ring.
WhoWantstobeBald?
Not many, and when you are
etting that way and loosing
air, which ends in baldnrua,
you want a good remedy that
will stop falling hair, dandruff
and grow hair nn the bald head
BARK-TO-HA1R is what you
want.
R
IU I* kt AB t w w * In TUInff A rti. U«
W. H. Forgi, Mfgr.
Scottdale. Panni
Homeless M e n G la d to
Fin d S tray Ducks’ Eggs
S o fte a la g Tow ard Him
Itrprcsciilatlve James M llrck *«h>
at a dinner:
Any morning hefnr* the rush traffic
“ I f they bad kept me out muets
haa begun you tuny see the homeless
longer I'd have felt as lisd ss Brown
one# who sleep on the London emtuink
low,
menf walking slowly slung. |>eering
“ Brownlow was running for mayor,
over the purn|>et st the ste|W stid
and one night at the end uf a alortujr
landings. They sre looking for ducks
meeting his campaign manager sold :
egg*.
" You r » winning them over. Brown-
I wss walking past the air force low.
They seemed more Inclined to
war memorial (w rites a rorre*|iond
listen tonight. Yea, you're getting m oro
ent) when I saw two ducks perched
popular nil the time.*
on one o f the sle|w Just above high
“ 'P op u lar!'
snarled
Brownlow.
wnter mark
Between them lay *
’loink at my coat and vest.
Why.
beautiful new laid egg.
they did nothing hut bombast me wills
I climbed over the low rolling and
rotten e g g s '
retrieved the i-gg. A* I was clumber
“ ‘ Yes, but,' said
the manager,
Ing hack a needy looking ruihiinkmrnt
‘don't you rrinemtier, Brownlow. Iiuw
hnldlue accosted me. “ You’ve pinched II iist-d to Iw bricks?' **
my breakfast, guv nor." tie complained
I gave him the egg nnd he explained
that he had found a half do*rn egg*
on the same stejia during a fortnight
— New York World.
Wa» Y o u r
Garfield Tea
S ailors in S m all Boat
Menaced by Albatro»!
Grandm other'« R em edy
For every atomerfe
and Intestinal UL
Th is gorol old fash­
ioned herb hum*
remedy fo r consti­
pation, stomach tile
and other derange­
ment* o f the sys­
tem so prevalent these days la In evsta
greater favor as a fam ily m odlrtn*
than In ynnr grandmother's day.
Haunted hy an albatross, a bird o f
III omen, and In dnngrr of having their
boat* smashed hy a huge whale, were
among the ex|icricnrea o f the crew of
Ihe Hlltonhall, a British tlenmer that
caught fire recently hundreds of nillea
from land In the Mouth Indian mean
Moon after the cargo o f ronl ranghi
fire the decks became red hot and the
tintelo-* were In flame». The crew
took to two small boats and for 41 W . ft. U.. P O R T L A N D . NO. 4* - 1» 2* .
hours were adrift In a gale. It was
during this time that the alhatrosa
N ot at A ll T yp ical
constantly awwqied down menacingly
John J. Ituskoh said at the Savan­
This story bear* a remarkable simi­ nah G olf club on tils way to B ilo x i:
larity to the Incident In Coleridge's
"T tie Mouth linpresaea me with Its
poem. ’T h e
Ancient Mariner,'* In energy and enterprise.
T h e Mouth
which (he albatross, an ominous bird, ought to advertise Itself more.
A
haunts a stricken ship.
good many Northerners think that It
la typified In the grocery yarn.
H (ep t il* P a l » .
“ A man, the yarn runs, went Into
Tha hurt of a burn or a rut atopo wh#n n southern grocery to buy a hsm. Iltr
Col«'a f'arbollfukiv« l* applied
It henl*
quickly without »car«. Irv and flfk* by planked down n five dollar bill on the
all dr'iirffUfa. or aand 10r to Tha J. W. counter and said;
Cola Co.. Rockford. Ill.~Advartiaement.
" ’Gimme a ten pound—’
“ But Ihe grroer. who waa Bitting
Watchmaking School*
with his feet ou a cracker barrel.
France tiaa three arhoola of wntrh
Interrupted him.
.unking which euch year gruduntc from
“ ’I can’t serve y# Just now. snh,'
100 lo 12T. atu'lcnt*.
tie said, ’ Ye’ll hnve to call round wane
time when I ’m n stnndln’ up.*”
It In extremely hard to he orlglnnl
n stilting greut truth* ; they have
It’s no tiae trying to convince
•een Minted ao often.
mule that he Is stubborn.
ForCOLDi
Wo all catch colds and they can mnko us miscrahle;
hut yours needn’t last Ion# if you will do this: Tuko
two or three tablets of Haycr Aspirin just as soon as
possible after n cold sturts. Slay in the house if you
can keep wurm. Ilepcut with another tablet or two
of Hoycr AHitirin every three or four hours, if those?
symptoms of cold [sirHist. Take n goo«l laxative when
you retire, and keep bowels open. If throat is sore,
dissolve three tablets in a nuarter-glassful of water
and gargle. This soothes inflammation and reduces,
infection. There is nothing like linyer Aspirin for a
cold, or sore throat. And it relieves aches and puitui
almost instantly. The genuine tablets, marked Haycr*
are absolutely harmless to the heart.
BAYER
A S P 1 W 1 W
Angina m thn Usd* mark of Dnyor IfaauiMturo of Moaoncolioadrioator of Snilryliov.-k#