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About The Beaverton review. (Beaverton, Washington County, Or.) 192?-1941 | View Entire Issue (Dec. 21, 1928)
TIIK BEAVERTON REVIEW Friday, Dec 21 . M 2 K MICKIE, THE PRINTER'S DEVIL Not long since In • Southern conrt tho gWMT o f an automobile sued th« owner o f a bora« which, whll« M a c driven hy Ha owner, barbed Into Iho plaintiff’« car. Th« horao owner 0 » aerled ho waa not liable, horatia« the nn11iiiil a antlca were the “ reeult o f an Inherent n atu re !" Th« court, how ever, helil otherwise, thua abowlng onrw again that the horaa, tnoro or leaa sad ly—aa you w ill—la no longer king o f the mod.—American blotortat dlRkl, AML M r r t , MOO OUGHT to M M rn 00*001, tOPAM • * r « A M i A TOU) Crtonn a b o u t a « um aia M c d eotUMffUff, HE HAD T h M I GHtPS, -|H« U*UA, 7 W 1 PtvrrA , AMD- AUO r ---------------------------- -m e POR S A L E ! '■ A T LA U riC K eeping Cut K eene. T lie Ilf« o f cot rneea can be pro longed, often to an extraordinary ex tent, If « t e r ; night they are taken from their bowl or vase, a tiny bit anlpped off the «talk, anil then rough ly acratcbed with the linger nail or one aid« of tho aclnaora at Interrala up the length, and then plunged right Into a very deep pail of cold water, Even If the flower« themaelvea aome- tlinea get under the w ater It doea not matter. Fun on the Men’s W ear Floor TH E FEATH ERH EAD S f NOM (lb mOlr. FAMWV - tM <X0 lu o u W \o ACX a i u a w h M W /- t «Mom u ren i wAUT / r *oT ru »UNafV R M M.1M7R0 MO R V K P v U * * NIMAh' C arry en Old Businas*. In Walea and Durham. England. "Q uilt Wivea” atill practice the tradi tional craft o f quilting, the art of which haa been handed down from mother to daughter. The wool for wadding la bought locally and la flrat waahed and curded ; It la then placed In the fram e between the two outer coverings of the quilt, and the whole la ready to be stitched. / M U I h)ANT S s r t lk w é - ' CFA H M » MATfQtAU-tWA BQO0â“ tô ffa .V .u iiW A PW- Y*C MAOftM T M Suez - MISTEßL. STOtPB — AwO wfW S0MÊ- S T V L E «*>ur T / - / OWS< 2 . fuff VMS P/vFVL-l/ C oaservntion. An economical mother has a young son who persists In bringing hla churns to the apple bin In the cellar. She told the generous lad to have the lM>ya eat the mellow one*. He waa heurd letting the young hungry tribe, "N ow , be sure and eat the mellow onea, hecnoae mother w ants to keep the good onea." Along the Concrete A ttainin g Hnppinass. Happiness Is not to be solicited, bnt cornea with an appearance o f llnallty. to be Juggled with off-hund. II aeema to be some kind of balance, na In rid ing a bicycle, attempted painfully a thousand times, and achieved at last without effort.—Elizabeth Bowen. In the N ear Future? T h e O n ly R e a so n . If has heen asked why more Amer icans do not own hippopotamuses. It probably u because none of the In stallm ent stores have thought shout selling hlppo|H>tatmises at a dollar down and a dollnr a week thereafter. —Atchison Globe. m u m ------------ & o JW '» « a s D ifferences in E ggs. Because Bussim i liens are allowed to run wild foraging for them selves llielr eggs can be preserved for 12 months, wllllo those o f the carefully tended hlddles of western Europe spelt much quicker, declares an egg *|iechi!lst. R eal Nama o f F la g . Strictly speaking, the designation "T h e American Klug” Is not correct, as there does not legally exist such nn emhlem. Congress has alw ays re- ferred to the national flag as "The F lag o f the Cnlled S ta les.” NOW H E R B E R T B E C AREFU L. ) YOU DON’T S T U M B L E O V E R <- A N Y OF T H E M L IT T L E CLOUDS AND LOOKOUT FOR THEM THERE R E C K L E S S AIR PLANE D R IV E R S. AN INVENTOR H AS ANNOUNCED THAT ME HAS OVER CCME GRAvrTATlON AND WITH IT WE MAY BE ABLE TO W ALK ON AIR.— s V e w s I ie m . H e lp fu l V isito r . Don’t foe! you must he Just Its funny as you can he when visiting a sick per son in order iff cheer him up Keep a pleasant face and try to be entertain ing. hut don’t talk so much that you tire the patient. S te a m in the C y lin d e r. //GOING TO THE POST OFFICE Repression, some one has said. Is a capital met In d of expression : If Is the steam In the cylinder that turns the wheels, not that which Is blown from the w histle.—American Magazine. T o e C ru e l. When a m agistrale at Manchester. England, asked a husband why he did not return to his wife. Ilie man re torted. "I have done nothing to de serve such punishment." F IN N E Y O F T H E FO R C E P 0> HAUT V»1 to I MAQfiV M ACÿuAurrto wew M e in e « m a in .rafia. 0 * 0 0 0 «Oli «ICM A A * . lv su m \ HEU-HW- HER*— BlAAAH u r t o COUPLES wftS ruaufcu, But tua matin ct of ia cù*>iDS TAOK t WA MA - . / WWATS AATlN n MRS SWOOP, FANNY f - AU a n o WAS CALL E n te rta in m e n t. FAATHEC DUUN OVER- , 1b MAAT ’E R ...... y Entertainm ent, says the philosopher on fun. is never a game but alw ays a sharing of human pleasures and in- lerests, o f Ideas and ideala.—Womae a Home Companion. S o m e w h at Old P a stim e . A roller skate was patented In France as early us I81P but the first popular demand f ir roller skating is said to have arisen in Austria in 180L L o n d o n ’ s S h am e . In London recently eleven people were found living In one room, while below them were two fam ilies o f tea persons each occupying two rooms. N ew Y o rk 's F ir s t C h u rch . ] D ion ttwanic VA-D/D5ff£, I CLANCY KIDS A \ w e tt- W EAINT? S P C A K I H '-T H A T S WHY- c------------ G e n tle m a n fcr I M W ill S t a r t l l G o in g . E It w rites—Tell s woman a dead secret u .d you may de|>end ii|M»n uer to nut some life Into IL—Chicago Post. — F ir n ! — L a s t, and The first church of MunbMlton Islar.t* was established there oisi years ago loans Michaellus. a I hitch minister, who was sent over from Holland. M ean W het Y o u S « / . Everything you suy will lie remem b e r e d by some one else after you lieve foigutten It.—Atchison Globe. A lw a y s M fC ln n N i w ip iiw r l y n d l c a f Poor Sport " E v e r gone through r windshield?' feebly asked the victim o f u wreck cl the nurse. "N o ." she replied, "1 never have." “ Well, you haven't missed much,” ho gronncil IF HE D ID N'T G ET FRESH w---------------------- ¡.7—------------------ LffJ The Price Atked Q uite Long Enough W ife (m u lin g |>n|wr> — It says here thnt a London man housls Hint he hna had an umltrelln for twenty years. Her Hii«hiinil—T h a l’t long enough fi e ought 10 return IL » honey t Wliadilu you think o f me ns an old s n " ? ’’ She— "Y o u 'll do all right so long as you don’t get fresh." Sportive Siiiloriuun 'Howdy “ Dld you use finn | h *- iii I seni yonT" askeil ihe scIMmimrtimt |Ma*t. "N o," salii thè editor. "T h e faci I», we hnrdly ihoughl ll w«« « o rili wbnl you askeil for ll " "B ill I dldn'l pul « prtee on II." "N o ," Ihe pilllor «groeil ; "bill you H s k e d n» lo g l\e II our curcfut con slfteraUote." Inherited F R E E FROM GERM S “ Sad ie." tinlil her mother, “ why Is It that you anil your little hmthet are alw ays quarreling?" " I don’ t know," replied Smile, "nn- less I lake a fte r you and he lakes a fte r papa.” He Watched 'Em Civet Her More to Ta’h About Blinks—T h ai woman never stops Inlklng. Jin k s — Well, she'll stop talking any time you have something to tell her that has lo be whispered. sanitary grounds?" M aggie— “ Why, ol course not ; such grounds are free from germ s." Cco-ge— "D y you object lo kissing on Farm er— Where are my horses': Didn't I tell you to watch them while I went Into the »tore? W atchful Sam — I did watch 'em They went down past G eeter's feed mill, and when they got out on the main road where It w as good runnln they made so much dust I couldn see 'em any more. WELL OR MONEY BACK In« th* Dr. C J . I v a n faraona iK.n-sundv.il method of Ora*, la rot. I l'ir d hr ns l u l u S n l y l \^ *U \< L \ \ Rrm orkabls luvesaa also with \ o lh rrR rcfa l and Colon afhn*nlsv S e n d T O D A Y «or F R E E 10« Y \ P*0*. hook giving défaits and e - A n .Y h « n d r*d » o f tollraontate. 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