TIIK BEAVERTON REVIEW
Friday, Dec 21 . M 2 K
MICKIE, THE PRINTER'S DEVIL
Not long since In • Southern conrt
tho gWMT o f an automobile sued th«
owner o f a bora« which, whll« M a c
driven hy Ha owner, barbed Into Iho
plaintiff’« car. Th« horao owner 0 »
aerled ho waa not liable, horatia« the
nn11iiiil a antlca were the “ reeult o f an
Inherent n atu re !" Th« court, how
ever, helil otherwise, thua abowlng
onrw again that the horaa, tnoro or
leaa sad ly—aa you w ill—la no longer
king o f the mod.—American blotortat
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A T LA U riC
K eeping Cut K eene.
T lie Ilf« o f cot rneea can be pro
longed, often to an extraordinary ex
tent, If « t e r ; night they are taken
from their bowl or vase, a tiny bit
anlpped off the «talk, anil then rough
ly acratcbed with the linger nail or
one aid« of tho aclnaora at Interrala
up the length, and then plunged right
Into a very deep pail of cold water,
Even If the flower« themaelvea aome-
tlinea get under the w ater It doea not
matter.
Fun on the Men’s W ear Floor
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C arry en Old Businas*.
In Walea and Durham. England.
"Q uilt Wivea” atill practice the tradi
tional craft o f quilting, the art of
which haa been handed down from
mother to daughter. The wool for
wadding la bought locally and la flrat
waahed and curded ; It la then placed
In the fram e between the two outer
coverings of the quilt, and the whole
la ready to be stitched.
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C oaservntion.
An economical mother has a young
son who persists In bringing hla
churns to the apple bin In the cellar.
She told the generous lad to have the
lM>ya eat the mellow one*. He waa
heurd letting the young hungry tribe,
"N ow , be sure and eat the mellow
onea, hecnoae mother w ants to keep
the good onea."
Along the Concrete
A ttainin g Hnppinass.
Happiness Is not to be solicited, bnt
cornea with an appearance o f llnallty.
to be Juggled with off-hund. II aeema
to be some kind of balance, na In rid
ing a bicycle, attempted painfully a
thousand times, and achieved at last
without effort.—Elizabeth Bowen.
In the N ear Future?
T h e O n ly R e a so n .
If has heen asked why more Amer
icans do not own hippopotamuses. It
probably u because none of the In
stallm ent stores have thought shout
selling hlppo|H>tatmises at a dollar
down and a dollnr a week thereafter.
—Atchison Globe.
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D ifferences in E ggs.
Because Bussim i liens are allowed to
run wild foraging for them selves llielr
eggs can be preserved for 12 months,
wllllo those o f the carefully tended
hlddles of western Europe spelt much
quicker, declares an egg *|iechi!lst.
R eal Nama o f F la g .
Strictly speaking, the designation
"T h e American Klug” Is not correct,
as there does not legally exist such
nn emhlem. Congress has alw ays re-
ferred to the national flag as "The
F lag o f the Cnlled S ta les.”
NOW H E R B E R T B E C AREFU L. )
YOU DON’T S T U M B L E O V E R <-
A N Y OF T H E M L IT T L E CLOUDS
AND LOOKOUT FOR THEM THERE
R E C K L E S S AIR PLANE D R IV E R S.
AN INVENTOR H AS ANNOUNCED THAT
ME HAS OVER CCME GRAvrTATlON
AND WITH IT WE MAY BE ABLE TO
W ALK ON AIR.— s V e w s I ie m .
H e lp fu l V isito r .
Don’t foe! you must he Just Its funny
as you can he when visiting a sick per
son in order iff cheer him up Keep a
pleasant face and try to be entertain
ing. hut don’t talk so much that you
tire the patient.
S te a m in the C y lin d e r.
//GOING TO THE POST OFFICE
Repression, some one has said. Is a
capital met In d of expression : If Is the
steam In the cylinder that turns the
wheels, not that which Is blown from
the w histle.—American Magazine.
T o e C ru e l.
When a m agistrale at Manchester.
England, asked a husband why he did
not return to his wife. Ilie man re
torted. "I have done nothing to de
serve such punishment."
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Entertainm ent, says the philosopher
on fun. is never a game but alw ays a
sharing of human pleasures and in-
lerests, o f Ideas and ideala.—Womae a
Home Companion.
S o m e w h at Old P a stim e .
A roller skate was patented In
France as early us I81P but the first
popular demand f ir roller skating is
said to have arisen in Austria in 180L
L o n d o n ’ s S h am e .
In London recently eleven people
were found living In one room, while
below them were two fam ilies o f tea
persons each occupying two rooms.
N ew Y o rk 's F ir s t C h u rch .
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W ill S t a r t l l G o in g .
E It w rites—Tell s woman a dead
secret u .d you may de|>end ii|M»n uer
to nut some life Into IL—Chicago
Post.
— F ir n ! — L a s t,
and
The first church of MunbMlton Islar.t*
was established there oisi years ago
loans Michaellus. a I hitch minister,
who was sent over from Holland.
M ean
W het Y o u S « / .
Everything you suy will lie remem
b e r e d by some one else after you lieve
foigutten It.—Atchison Globe.
A lw a y s
M fC ln n N i w ip iiw r l y n d l c a f
Poor Sport
" E v e r gone through r windshield?'
feebly asked the victim o f u wreck cl
the nurse.
"N o ." she replied, "1 never have."
“ Well, you haven't missed much,”
ho gronncil
IF HE D ID N'T G ET FRESH
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The Price Atked
Q uite Long Enough
W ife (m u lin g |>n|wr> — It says here
thnt a London man housls Hint he hna
had an umltrelln for twenty years.
Her Hii«hiinil—T h a l’t long enough
fi e ought 10 return IL
» honey t Wliadilu you think o f me ns
an old s n " ? ’’
She— "Y o u 'll do all
right so long as you don’t get fresh."
Sportive
Siiiloriuun
'Howdy
“ Dld you use finn | h *- iii I seni
yonT" askeil ihe scIMmimrtimt |Ma*t.
"N o," salii thè editor. "T h e faci I»,
we hnrdly ihoughl ll w«« « o rili wbnl
you askeil for ll "
"B ill I dldn'l pul « prtee on II."
"N o ," Ihe pilllor «groeil ; "bill you
H s k e d n» lo g l\e II our curcfut con
slfteraUote."
Inherited
F R E E FROM GERM S
“ Sad ie." tinlil her mother, “ why Is It
that you anil your little hmthet are
alw ays quarreling?"
" I don’ t know," replied Smile, "nn-
less I lake a fte r you and he lakes
a fte r papa.”
He Watched 'Em
Civet Her More to Ta’h About
Blinks—T h ai woman never stops
Inlklng.
Jin k s — Well, she'll stop talking any
time you have something to tell her
that has lo be whispered.
sanitary grounds?" M aggie— “ Why, ol
course not ; such grounds are free
from germ s."
Cco-ge— "D y you object lo kissing on
Farm er— Where are my horses':
Didn't I tell you to watch them while
I went Into the »tore?
W atchful Sam — I did watch 'em
They went down past G eeter's feed
mill, and when they got out on the
main road where It w as good runnln
they made so much dust I couldn
see 'em any more.
WELL OR MONEY BACK
In« th* Dr. C J . I v a n faraona
iK.n-sundv.il method of Ora*,
la rot. I l'ir d hr ns l u l u S n l y l
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