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TIIK BEAVERTON REVIEW By Oé w » THE FEATH ERH EADS F r i« ln y , S »-p lrijilx * r 2 1 , 1928 Boon Steven Zac Meant “ Home-loving” “ The altruist ran always tlnd a bah nnca In the scheme o f Ufa,* said George Bernard Shaw. "A throng o f Idle rich. Idly draped orar tha luxurt- oua furnlturs o f a faahlonabla London hotai cauaed a friend o f uilnn to ra- murb acorn fully: "Tlicaa rich paopin make me alck. Just alttlng around do ing nothing. What la tha uee of har ing money If you don’t know how to enjoy It?" “ Bat why fret about It, old chap?” I replied. “ Are you any batter off? What la the uaa o f knuw- Ing how to enjoy money If you haven't a n y !" Determined A'J? O. AU bsik I«# R N N E Y OF TH E FORCE Little Carolyn, age three, waa Jnat learning to rhew guin. Her mother had given her two plecea and both were swal'owed. Carolyn ran to her mother to get a third piece. Her mother refused and Carolyn kept teas ing for It until her mother aald: “ Car olyn. I aald 'no.' Don't you under- j atand 'no' when you hear ItT” Car olyn. atlll determined to get the gum, la id : ” 1 understand yea.” W h y, Michael, of Course u” j- ' Use of Sharkskin if* T r » »U W »UM AOAiM Hf % COMMA TO 0 » » iB »UMD AMO I'H 1UST au A n o m û ./ AM WSU;~ BQACS UR M W op The chief use o f ahnrkakln In the Industrial field Is to take the place o f leather, ft la used for making shoes, pocketbooks. traveling bags and other leather accessories. Sharks* meat la edible. The liver oil la sold and naed for oil tanning o f skins and In the manufacture o f aoap. The shark fins are a delicacy with the Chinese, as they cook them to make a gluten soup. / Only Strong Language She—What did father say when told him o f our engagement? lie— Well—er—really, Phyllis. It J rather—er— She—Oh, leave out the strong ! guage. He— Then there’s nothing to ! you. '•"♦»i.-,.. yon wag la%- tell A Curse of Fertility N o Place fo r H im The Amazon basin In 8outh Amer ica, which covers more than 2.000.UU0 square mile«, has a population of leas than one person per square mil*. The reason la too much fertility. The coun try Is covered with an almost Impaae- able Jungle o f natural vegetation. __________________ Events in the Lives o f Little M en Ship Ahoy fir st Sailor—1 think the captain’s gone clean crazy. Second Sailor—What make« yon think that? first Sailor—Just pased a school o f fish and the old man threw some books over to them. j A Basis of Quarrels The desire to he superior. If fol lowed for petty or personal ends, la at the bottom o f dissensions and quar rels and la the cause o f untold fail ure and unhappiness, thinks a writer on women In the Woman’s Home C ompanion. Custom in Dress Custom is what makes It so Im proper for a man to appear In com pany with his suspenders showing and perfectly proper for his wife to go around with her garters visible as the sun. Dumb Bliss First Yokel (as he come« serose another walking through w ood)— “ What are ye walking backward for, Garge?" Oarge— “ So as I can see If anything Is cornin’ up be'lnd me. They say these woods be ’aunted.” —Passing i Show. *Nother Johnson By Charles J C ta il MICKIE, THE PRINTER'S DEVIL -------------- ------------------------------ r - --------- « q fe fo ™ * / ------------ *> pouuds amo a ABOUT F ive OCUXK A LA AUO I,-, r WAKES US UP AU- PA GRUMBLES = v~ ¡ of eouRSC she gets two haps durw the dan , which PA OOUT SHE Kill WALK REAL GOOD BY HAuGlU' outo SOMETHIU', AUO PAW SE1 HE AIWT IU MO hurry f o r her to walk , BEeui THIS WAN HE KWOWS WHERE SHE IS, LIKE TW WOVAAM SAID* OUMCES AUD EATS TOAST, IA\LK, ORAUGE JU IC E , SOUP WITH MEAT AU'CAJUWTS ig IT, BUT SHE M j OMT ^ EAT HER SO ET-BOlLtO EGG BUT MA FOOLS HER BY M AKlU CUSTARD PATRICIA SLEEPS PRETTY GOOD 1 AT MkSUT, BUT SHE STAUD5 UP 7 IVJ HER BED AUO HOLLERS » I " she : AMD HE* I S hort she weighs fob i 1« eleveu momtu * amd ; pays old au ' she ' s got gw | t e e t h au d s h e B ites aud J PULLS HAUL SOMCTHUM , TERAiBUL, AUO I OOUT J All the News That's Fit to Print w h eu h e r h u sb a u d w as p u t IU j a il ' A dd C u t e ’ BAN, WHEU SHE SEES A OOG, SHE GOES, ’ BOW' BOW! WOW' WOW!" Ago Only a Quarter in His Jeans She— “ Isn’t the moon lovely t o night? Do you know It always fill« me with hunger for something." He (hastily)—"Let's dance.“ — Sydney Bulletin. _ THEM » SAN, WHERE DlO THAT G irl disappear t o I i was G oims - o tell her more about PATRICIA HUH'. I GUESS \^ oout like cmiloreu --------------- I Sets ’Em on End MEAU LAAWSEJ u a i i f j < w Irate Man—“ Your hoy threw a stone at me." Proud Mother—“ Did he hit you?" I. M —“ No." P. M. “Then he didn’t do It. He never ! misses.“— Pages Gales. Yverdon. X “ What's wrong with Johnnv’s hair. It's stiff and bristling?” “ The doc tor calls It clnemnlndy. ft comes from seeing too many halr-raUIng films.” t j TW M M W M FOB IgA HAILI The Verdict w îm m "Beautiful.” murmured the flapper tourist as she gazed upon the Image o f the Sphinx. And as an after thought she added, “ hut dumb." A Short Story The 1 / Clancy Kids 'h r 1 *f When I Work on a Paper, I frick” Said fhej)HFSi<Fly é O O D N fJT ß u o o r-w H A r A fie vot/ tChuociNb jAGAlNSTTHC WAU ? I 1 /* ^ IM rOÍN¡?T<'' THIS fíy JO ST ICK : f u r w PAPfctf/ Lady—"It must he awful to want a Job and not he able to get one * Tramp— ’•Yes’m, It must he."—Sydney Bulletin. Absolutely, Why Not? First Foreigner (airing his Fingllshl —“ How are yon. 1 hope?” Second Ditto— "Thunk yoo. no doubt-"—Tit- Bits. Keep Within Bounds We ought to sltcmpt no more than what Is In the compass of our genius, and according to our vein.—Pryden. By PERCY £ kjr «h# llrCluri Newspaper lyndlcm Discrimination TOO MANY ARMS First Girl In Knloker*—You don’t moan to tell me Margie line resigned from the country club? Second Girl In Knlekera— Yea, «lie jo t tore heennee they wouldn't let her piny In me fntlier and son lour tin men t. The Why of the Thrill Jim— Is It your head on my shoul der Hint thrills you? Marie—No. I am sitting on nn ant bill.— Boyal Arcanum Bulletin. "It was u mean trick to ring lu Mr. Centipede oil the hug chump, who was meet Ing all comer» I" Close Contest Office Conversation “ Bennie Iteanbrough ami t'rlnh T’ m- son mndo a bet on v. ho could spoon with the greater number ot girls at the party last night.” "Ilow did It come out?" “ Neck and neck.” “ Can your stenographer take your dictation perfectly?" •*1 have never ascertained.” "H eh?" “ She writes the letter to suit her self.— Louisville Courier-Journal.
