TIIK BEAVERTON REVIEW
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THE FEATH ERH EADS
F r i« ln y , S »-p lrijilx * r 2 1 , 1928
Boon Steven
Zac Meant “ Home-loving”
“ The altruist ran always tlnd a bah
nnca In the scheme o f Ufa,* said
George Bernard Shaw. "A throng o f
Idle rich. Idly draped orar tha luxurt-
oua furnlturs o f a faahlonabla London
hotai cauaed a friend o f uilnn to ra-
murb acorn fully: "Tlicaa rich paopin
make me alck. Just alttlng around do
ing nothing. What la tha uee of har
ing money If you don’t know how to
enjoy It?" “ Bat why fret about It,
old chap?” I replied. “ Are you any
batter off? What la the uaa o f knuw-
Ing how to enjoy money If you haven't
a n y !"
Determined
A'J? O. AU bsik I«#
R N N E Y OF TH E FORCE
Little Carolyn, age three, waa Jnat
learning to rhew guin. Her mother
had given her two plecea and both
were swal'owed. Carolyn ran to her
mother to get a third piece. Her
mother refused and Carolyn kept teas
ing for It until her mother aald: “ Car
olyn. I aald 'no.' Don't you under-
j atand 'no' when you hear ItT” Car
olyn. atlll determined to get the gum,
la id : ” 1 understand yea.”
W h y, Michael, of Course
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Use of Sharkskin
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The chief use o f ahnrkakln In the
Industrial field Is to take the place o f
leather, ft la used for making shoes,
pocketbooks.
traveling
bags
and
other leather accessories.
Sharks*
meat la edible. The liver oil la sold
and naed for oil tanning o f skins and
In the manufacture o f aoap. The shark
fins are a delicacy with the Chinese,
as they cook them to make a gluten
soup.
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Only Strong Language
She—What did father say when
told him o f our engagement?
lie— Well—er—really, Phyllis. It
J rather—er—
She—Oh, leave out the strong
! guage.
He— Then there’s nothing to
! you.
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yon
wag
la%-
tell
A Curse of Fertility
N o Place fo r H im
The Amazon basin In 8outh Amer
ica, which covers more than 2.000.UU0
square mile«, has a population of leas
than one person per square mil*. The
reason la too much fertility. The coun
try Is covered with an almost Impaae-
able Jungle o f natural vegetation.
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Events in the Lives o f Little M en
Ship Ahoy
fir st Sailor—1 think the captain’s
gone clean crazy.
Second Sailor—What make« yon
think that?
first Sailor—Just pased a school o f
fish and the old man threw some
books over to them.
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A Basis of Quarrels
The desire to he superior. If fol
lowed for petty or personal ends, la
at the bottom o f dissensions and quar
rels and la the cause o f untold fail
ure and unhappiness, thinks a writer
on women In the Woman’s Home
C ompanion.
Custom in Dress
Custom is what makes It so Im
proper for a man to appear In com
pany with his suspenders showing and
perfectly proper for his wife to go
around with her garters visible as
the sun.
Dumb Bliss
First Yokel (as he come« serose
another walking through w ood)—
“ What are ye walking backward for,
Garge?" Oarge— “ So as I can see If
anything Is cornin’ up be'lnd me. They
say these woods be ’aunted.” —Passing
i Show.
*Nother Johnson
By Charles J
C ta il
MICKIE, THE PRINTER'S DEVIL
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ABOUT F ive OCUXK A LA AUO
I,-, r WAKES US UP AU- PA GRUMBLES =
v~ ¡ of eouRSC she gets two haps durw
the dan , which PA OOUT SHE Kill
WALK REAL GOOD BY HAuGlU' outo
SOMETHIU', AUO PAW SE1 HE AIWT
IU MO hurry f o r her to walk ,
BEeui THIS WAN HE KWOWS WHERE
SHE IS, LIKE TW WOVAAM SAID*
OUMCES AUD EATS TOAST, IA\LK,
ORAUGE JU IC E , SOUP WITH MEAT
AU'CAJUWTS ig IT, BUT SHE M j OMT
^ EAT HER SO ET-BOlLtO EGG BUT
MA FOOLS HER BY M AKlU CUSTARD
PATRICIA SLEEPS PRETTY GOOD
1 AT MkSUT, BUT SHE STAUD5 UP
7 IVJ HER BED AUO HOLLERS »
I " she : AMD HE* I
S hort
she weighs
fob i
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eleveu momtu * amd ;
pays old au ' she ' s got gw |
t e e t h au d s h e B ites aud J
PULLS HAUL SOMCTHUM ,
TERAiBUL, AUO I OOUT
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All the News That's Fit to Print
w h eu h e r h u sb a u d w as p u t
IU j a il ' A dd C u t e ’ BAN, WHEU
SHE SEES A OOG, SHE GOES,
’ BOW' BOW! WOW' WOW!" Ago
Only a Quarter in His Jeans
She— “ Isn’t the moon lovely t o
night? Do you know It always fill«
me with hunger for something." He
(hastily)—"Let's
dance.“ — Sydney
Bulletin.
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THEM » SAN, WHERE DlO THAT
G irl disappear t o I i was
G oims - o tell her more about
PATRICIA HUH'. I GUESS
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like cmiloreu
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Sets ’Em on End
MEAU LAAWSEJ
u a i i f j < w
Irate Man—“ Your hoy threw a
stone at me."
Proud Mother—“ Did
he hit you?"
I. M —“ No."
P. M.
“Then he didn’t do It.
He never
! misses.“— Pages Gales. Yverdon.
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“ What's wrong with Johnnv’s hair.
It's stiff and bristling?”
“ The doc
tor calls It clnemnlndy.
ft comes
from seeing too many halr-raUIng
films.”
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TW M M W M
FOB IgA HAILI
The Verdict
w îm m
"Beautiful.” murmured the flapper
tourist as she gazed upon the Image
o f the Sphinx.
And as an after
thought she added, “ hut dumb."
A Short Story
The
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Paper, I frick” Said
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THIS fíy
JO ST ICK
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PAPfctf/
Lady—"It must he awful to want
a Job and not he able to get one *
Tramp— ’•Yes’m, It must he."—Sydney
Bulletin.
Absolutely, Why Not?
First Foreigner (airing his Fingllshl
—“ How are yon. 1 hope?”
Second
Ditto— "Thunk yoo. no doubt-"—Tit-
Bits.
Keep Within Bounds
We ought to sltcmpt no more than
what Is In the compass of our genius,
and according to our vein.—Pryden.
By
PERCY
£ kjr «h# llrCluri Newspaper lyndlcm
Discrimination
TOO MANY ARMS
First Girl In Knloker*—You don’t
moan to tell me Margie line resigned
from the country club?
Second Girl In Knlekera— Yea, «lie
jo t tore heennee they wouldn't let
her piny In me fntlier and son lour
tin men t.
The Why of the Thrill
Jim— Is It your head on my shoul
der Hint thrills you?
Marie—No. I am sitting on nn ant
bill.— Boyal Arcanum Bulletin.
"It was u mean trick to ring lu Mr.
Centipede oil the hug chump, who was
meet Ing all comer» I"
Close Contest
Office Conversation
“ Bennie Iteanbrough ami t'rlnh T’ m-
son mndo a bet on v. ho could spoon
with the greater number ot girls at
the party last night.”
"Ilow did It come out?"
“ Neck and neck.”
“ Can your stenographer take your
dictation perfectly?"
•*1 have never ascertained.”
"H eh?"
“ She writes the letter to suit her
self.— Louisville Courier-Journal.