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P he Beaverton Review and several others are yet to come. The President insists tbat reduction of federal ex penditures is the most important thing he lias to accomplish and he is determined to "fighl it out on that line" whatever the cost, just so It is not in cash. and THE BANKS HERALD I'lic polllical gun- lli.ll have • «eked two Cabinet members limed Every Friday Al into private life have been turn ed on J«ha W. V eek.«, Recre Beaverton, Oregon. lary o f War, but with little e f fect thus far. A powerful coun J„ H. Hulett trywide chain o f newspapers is heading the gssault, charging Editor and Publisher Weeks with improper connec tions with large financial or ganisations which had rela tions with the l\ S. govern ment. Secretary o f Stale Hughe« Subscription, $1.60 per year. likewise has been involved in the Advertising rates on application. Shipping Board investigation. II is alleged that he influenced the Never hold a nail for your hoard to sell a big passenger ship to a foreign firm for a wife to strike at. small amount when American The best way to gel a-hcad is companies offered much more Hughes denies it. to use your own head. Had people do openly what the good people do secretly. We think talk isn't so cheap when you are talking back to a cop. Great talkers are like leaky pitchers— everything runs out of them. Some persons laugh at refine ment; but look what polish will do for a pair of shoes. Men and motors have little in common. Motors knock most when they begin to go up hill. Three things never perforin satisfactorily when there is com pany— the kids, radios, and au tomobiles. i he first fellow who should be jailed for carrying concealed weapons are those going around with “ hammers." Solomon must have been sho- nuff wise. He managed lo be .• richest man on earth without being investigated. You are known by the company you keep; therefore avoid May onnaise dressing. It has been been mixed up with oil. TODAY'S CHEERFUL THOUGHT The less money you make, the bigger laugh you can have on the income tax collectors. Cutting advertising may re duce the cost of doing business, but cutting your windpipe will also reduce the cost o f living. Then there is the simpleton who thinks that when he slop* liis subscription to a newspaper he has also slopped the press. •They talk about the hardships Columbus endured. But they ig nore the fact that he had a whole coutinent of parking space Only the rich have time and can afford to walk. The rest of us have to hustle to buy tires. A cuspidor is what men take shots at and miss. Mrs. Windy W olf says; 1 know six men who don't believe in woman’s rights, and their wives use common washboards j of washing machines. The old night shirt has dis- J— everybody wears pa jamas now, says a news uem. Beats all how much these report er fellows know nowadays does n't it. U li A DELICATE LITTLE INSTRUMENT The little girl, with childlike frankness, was talking family affairs at the neighbor's. "My mamma wouldn't pay the tele phone bill," she said, ‘'and my papa wouldn’t pay it, and so now Ihe phone is out of order." NO 8UCH LUCK B nglit the world would he and sunny, Lite a enjoyment it v.otlld dou ble, on** only borrow money _ _ one ooriows A SCRAP OF PAPER When you come to tlnuk of it. nearly as much can be ac complished today with a sheet o f plain while paper, as Hie ma gician o f old could encompass with ail his charms and amulets and touchstones. For a scrap o f poper can be made into a cheek that will con vey a huge fortune half around I he world. It can la* made into a deed that will convey the pos session o f an enormous property. Upon it a warrant o f arrest can be written; or a pardon. The musician can compose on it a song that will cheer the heart« >f millions. Or the poet, a verse that will be passed on to future generations. Yet withal, there is such an abundance of this conunodil) that it may be freely used, no' only for the rarer purpose o' commerce and art but for univer <a| dissemination o f the day'« news and wide spread selling o* a multitude o f goods. Truly, paper is a magic carpel an Aladdin’s lamp and a fairy scepter all rolled into one. COMPETITIVE OR CO OPERATIVE Hospital Attendant to Visitor: It is o f course going too far lo «ay ih era is no competition "\e*. he is convalescing now Visitor lo Hospital Attendant: in advertising. Necessarily there musi he. Hut l( is pretty much "Very well. I'll wail." o f a oo-oporalivc affair after all, when you get right down to a c r o n - e y e d c a r p e n t e r res' analysis. flu1 only cross eyed carpenter m captivity makes nis appear* •id « on Printing ¡nice in Slau Laurel's I a I e s I l * s from different printers Pntheeomedy, "Smithy," which arc uiv (o differ in ai least one comes lo the Pacific Theatre important item—an item which Saturday and Sunday cannot he pul into specification* He demonstrates in humorous because it cannot be measured style how crosa-eycd carpenter* r expressed in «tuantily. We do manage lo hit the nail on the not know just what lo call it. head. Judging from the fre Perhaps if we named it Quality quency lliul some people tut that would help to identify it. • heir fingers when they have Its principal ingredient» are regulation orbs, il seems no Skill, Experience, Personality. handicap lo rarpenler- lo see There are many other Intangible Ihings differently from everyom ingredients. II is about the else. most valuable commodity that a printer lias to offer (provided SHEAR WITTICISMS he has il at a ll!. And H cannot Haram Scarem he in any way definitely enum tie Sultan got «ore on In« li.it erated in a set o f specifications cm or in an order. You can be And he invented a scheme 1« sure o f having it. however, by scare '<wn; making a careful selection of your printer. A MILK SONG Sung lo the tune of “ Smiles ' I'here are drinks that make you slender, There are drinks that make j*ou • stout, ' There are drinks that steal away your beauty. l ucre are drinks llial make you whine and pout; Mul the drink that's best for ev ery reason It will give H. G. o f L. the punch. It will fill you full Of pep and gladness. It’s the milk that you drink for lunch. Waiting Visitor to Hospital Al tendant: " I« Mr Murphy in?" When Mixed With Sulphur It Brings Back Its Beautiful Luetre At Once Gray hair, however handsome, de notes advancing age W e all know the advantages o f a youthful appearance. Y o u r hair is your charm, it makes or mars the face. W h e n it fades, turns gray and looks streaked, just a few applications o f Sage T ea and Sulphur enhances its appearance a hundred-fold Don’t stay gray !• I.ook y o u n g ! Either prepare the recipe at home or get from any drug store a bottle o f “ W yeth ’s Sage and Sulph ur Own- pound,” which is merely the old-time recipe improved by the addition o f oth er ingredients. Thousands o f folks recommend this ready-to-use prepara tion. because it darkens the hair beau tifully, besides, no one can possibly tell, as it darkens so naturally and evenly You moisten a sponge o r soft brush with it, d raw ing this through the hair, taking one small strand at a time. By morning the gray hair disappears; a f ter another application or two, its natural color is restored and it becomes thick, glossy and lustrous, and you ap pear years younger. Ouch! Lumbago Pain! Rub Backache Away Instant Relief with a amali trial bottle of eld “St. Jacobe Oil.” Office Beaverton Farm Kim, 551— 15 H illsboro 3R 2.- MONUMENT8 Look ........................... Listen from now on you can purchase Monuments and Marker« in both Marble and Granite for a great reduction in price a saving to the purchaser of from 10 to 25 percent Come and be convinced. Corner ith and Main Streets, .' Hillsboro, ^Oregon, M. N. LEWIS A CO. MICKIE, THE PRIN TER’S DEVIL IF " Wuoted— i leuernl W A N T E D and F O R S A L E Gonirueliiig For Rent—Hrpttpctvil, llcroiigli ntl.' Illiildlllg Work, Joseph l\ rlrnned two room apart- Kn V. P ilo n e , M 5H lj;i. R o u l e For Sala— 00 Hi rapacity i . . , mein,. Reni. •I'.’ .oo per in«*., II. 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Not Really progressive advertiser* T h Kidneys e y have n o nerves, th erefore can are no longer held back by any not cause pain. Listen I Y o u r back fear that their advertising may ache is caused by lum bago, sciatica have a beneficial influence upon o r a strain, and the quickest relief is soothing, penetrating “ S t Jacobs O il." the affairs o f their competitors. R u b it right on your painful back, They have not Hie least dnubl and instantly the soreness, stiffness and lameness disappears. D on 't stay along this line. I Get a small trial bottle o f They used to have a suspi crippled “ St. Jacobs O il” from yo ur druggist cion Hint when they mails a And limber up. A moment a fte r it is forceful effort in behalf o f their applied you'll w on d er what became o f merchandise, their competitors the backache o r lum bago pain. R ub old. honest “ S t Jacobs O il" would be helped also. They sus whenever you have sciatica, neuralgia, pect no longer. They definitely rheumatism o r sprains, as it is abso know that their competitors are lutely harmless and doesn’t burn the thus helped. Bui at the same time they realize the thing i* capable of working both ways. Dr. J. R. Talbert If there are ten large manu DENTIST facturers pulling out a similar line of goods, and five auverlise Rossi Building the other five naturally are go ing lo gel a good part of (he Beaverton Oregon benefit. But if ail ten advertise the general effort in behalf of that class of goods is doubled DR. SAMUEL SORENSEN More people are reached and all Dr. Samuel Sorenson, D. V. S. ten sell more merchandise. Graduate and licensed veterinary. PHONES SAGE TEA KEEPS YOUR HAIR DARK He calighi liim a mouse vvhtch Ncuaa for R*nt---Slx roonis and Cow For Sala— lleulle, fres li family COW, tuli, lesled, fixa sleeplng porr li. velili chtekcn he loosed In Ihc house, gals, or heller, Hol»lein-Jer- house ami ali aere of garden (The «'«mfusion 1 « ealled hai sey, • I Olino J. W Merrill, and fruii near lleaverion. J. cm-scarcm.) • larden Home. Phone Main \\ . Merrill, tlurdeii Home. 0500. e 27 If Piume Malli OSSO. e 27 tf HI» Dolio» I tic nwner of .1 log plani, ad This hot waath»r won't last for 1 " i Siili l'Nitic room I ioiihc , dressing a uew citiplnyoc: ever Now's Ihe time lo gel “ lini mv fnreman teli > o u pni'tlj f mim isellt>cI, mul one heating stoves rcjnckclcd and vvhat you will bave lo ilo4" lu ir nero o f g rollini, doso lo furnace» repaired before cold "V e«, su', he lold me lo vval |» iim input. T o I m « Hohl cheap, weather sei* in. Frank Bui* liirn up whcu I see you eomlug oìi i«n«e imnitMy pnj’llienfa. ver. Tin and Sheet Melai mer i !1 ml, I " aVei Inn \dv e ,'H 1 f W lv IVgg, Mon ; ertoli. Will the per.oli who wrote II Ihrralening letter lo Mr ir tubers and Mrs. Brandi k'ndlv " ill ni I he 'V»nlatf— III ll«*iivorti«ii, 100 Ji> For Bala— I»titilli» lloll) (errs. Mr* K. J. 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M O T H F .R f Fletcher’« CaMoria is a harmless Substitute for Castor Oil, Paregoric, Teething Drops and Soothing Syrups, prepared to relieve Infants in arms and Children all ages of Constipation Flatulency Diarrhea Wind Colic T o Sweeten Stomach Regulate Bowels Aid» in the assimilation o f Food, promoting Cheerfulness, Re»t. and Officers F. W . LIV E R M O R E . President B. K. DENNEY DOY GRAY C-i-hicr Vice Prr*»i«i»i Natural Sleep without Opiates ^ T o avoid imitations, alw ays look for the signature o f Proven directions on each package. L Physicians everyw here recommend H. ARSENATE OF LEAD Hay Grain Feed Poultry Supplies, Molasses Land Plaster, Clover and Grass Seed BUY IN YOUR HOME TOWN Low Fares F*st W E RECOM M END Berthold’s Scratch Feed via California Berthold’s K g g Mash Berthold’s D airy Feed Garden Seeds In bulk and ^package and plants In sea- ¿5 son. 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