P
he Beaverton
Review
and several others are yet to
come.
The President
insists
tbat reduction of federal ex
penditures is the most important
thing he lias to accomplish and
he is determined to "fighl it
out on that line" whatever the
cost, just so It is not in cash.
and THE BANKS HERALD
I'lic polllical gun- lli.ll have
• «eked two Cabinet members
limed Every Friday Al
into private life have been turn
ed on J«ha W. V eek.«, Recre
Beaverton, Oregon.
lary o f War, but with little e f
fect thus far. A powerful coun
J„ H. Hulett
trywide chain o f newspapers is
heading the gssault, charging
Editor and Publisher
Weeks with improper connec
tions with large financial or
ganisations which
had
rela
tions with the l\ S. govern
ment. Secretary o f Stale Hughe«
Subscription, $1.60 per year.
likewise has been involved in the
Advertising rates on application. Shipping Board investigation. II
is alleged that he influenced the
Never hold a nail for your hoard to sell a big passenger
ship to a foreign firm for a
wife to strike at.
small amount when
American
The best way to gel a-hcad is companies offered much more
Hughes denies it.
to use your own head.
Had people do openly what the
good people do secretly.
We think talk isn't so cheap
when you are talking back to a
cop.
Great talkers are like leaky
pitchers— everything runs out of
them.
Some persons laugh at refine
ment; but look what polish will
do for a pair of shoes.
Men and motors have little
in common. Motors knock most
when they begin to go up hill.
Three things never perforin
satisfactorily when there is com
pany— the kids, radios, and au
tomobiles.
i he first fellow who should
be jailed for carrying concealed
weapons are those going around
with “ hammers."
Solomon must have been sho-
nuff wise. He managed lo be
.• richest man on earth without
being investigated.
You are known by the company
you keep; therefore avoid May
onnaise dressing. It has been
been mixed up with oil.
TODAY'S CHEERFUL THOUGHT
The less money you make, the
bigger laugh you can have on
the income tax collectors.
Cutting advertising may re
duce the cost of doing business,
but cutting your windpipe will
also reduce the cost o f living.
Then there is the simpleton
who thinks that when he slop*
liis subscription to a newspaper
he has also slopped the press.
•They talk about the hardships
Columbus endured. But they ig
nore the fact that he had a
whole coutinent of parking space
Only the rich have time and
can afford to walk. The rest of
us have to hustle to buy tires.
A cuspidor is what men take
shots at and miss.
Mrs. Windy W olf
says;
1
know six men who don't believe
in woman’s rights, and their
wives use common washboards
j of washing machines.
The old night shirt has dis-
J— everybody wears pa
jamas now, says a news uem.
Beats all how much these report
er fellows know nowadays does
n't it.
U li A DELICATE
LITTLE INSTRUMENT
The little girl, with childlike
frankness, was talking
family
affairs at the neighbor's. "My
mamma wouldn't pay the tele
phone bill," she said, ‘'and my
papa wouldn’t pay it, and so now
Ihe phone is out of order."
NO 8UCH LUCK
B nglit the world would he and
sunny,
Lite a enjoyment it v.otlld dou
ble,
on** only borrow money
_ _ one ooriows
A SCRAP OF PAPER
When you come to tlnuk of
it. nearly as much can be ac
complished today with a sheet
o f plain while paper, as Hie ma
gician o f old could encompass
with ail his charms and amulets
and touchstones.
For a scrap o f poper can be
made into a cheek that will con
vey a huge fortune half around
I he world. It can la* made into
a deed that will convey the pos
session o f an enormous property.
Upon it a warrant o f arrest can
be written; or a pardon. The
musician can compose on it a
song that will cheer the heart«
>f millions. Or the poet,
a
verse that will be passed on to
future generations.
Yet withal, there is such an
abundance of this
conunodil)
that it may be freely used, no'
only for the rarer purpose o'
commerce and art but for univer
<a| dissemination o f the day'«
news and wide spread selling o*
a multitude o f goods.
Truly, paper is a magic carpel
an Aladdin’s lamp and a fairy
scepter all rolled into one.
COMPETITIVE OR
CO OPERATIVE
Hospital Attendant to Visitor:
It is o f course going too far
lo «ay ih era is no competition "\e*. he is convalescing now
Visitor lo Hospital Attendant:
in advertising. Necessarily there
musi he. Hut l( is pretty much "Very well. I'll wail."
o f a oo-oporalivc affair after all,
when you get right down to a
c r o n - e y e d c a r p e n t e r
res' analysis.
flu1 only cross eyed carpenter
m captivity makes nis appear*
•id « on Printing
¡nice in Slau Laurel's I a I e s I
l * s from different printers Pntheeomedy, "Smithy," which
arc uiv (o differ in ai least one comes lo the Pacific Theatre
important item—an item which Saturday and Sunday
cannot he pul into specification*
He demonstrates in humorous
because it cannot be measured style how crosa-eycd carpenter*
r expressed in «tuantily. We do manage lo hit the nail on the
not know just what lo call it. head.
Judging from the fre
Perhaps if we named it Quality quency lliul some people
tut
that would help to identify it. • heir fingers when they have
Its principal
ingredient»
are regulation orbs, il seems
no
Skill,
Experience, Personality. handicap lo rarpenler- lo see
There are many other Intangible Ihings differently from everyom
ingredients.
II is about
the else.
most valuable commodity that a
printer lias to offer (provided
SHEAR WITTICISMS
he has il at a ll!. And H cannot
Haram Scarem
he in any way definitely enum
tie Sultan got «ore on In« li.it
erated in a set o f specifications
cm
or in an order.
You can be
And he invented a scheme 1«
sure o f having it. however, by
scare '<wn;
making a careful selection of
your printer.
A MILK SONG
Sung lo the tune of “ Smiles '
I'here are drinks that make you
slender,
There are drinks that make j*ou
• stout,
'
There are drinks that steal away
your beauty.
l ucre are drinks llial make you
whine and pout;
Mul the drink that's best for ev
ery reason
It will give H. G. o f L. the
punch.
It will fill you full Of pep and
gladness.
It’s the milk that you drink for
lunch.
Waiting
Visitor to Hospital Al tendant:
" I« Mr Murphy in?"
When Mixed With Sulphur It
Brings Back Its Beautiful
Luetre At Once
Gray hair, however handsome, de
notes advancing age W e all know the
advantages o f a youthful appearance.
Y o u r hair is your charm, it makes or
mars the face. W h e n it fades, turns
gray and looks streaked, just a few
applications o f Sage T ea and Sulphur
enhances its appearance a hundred-fold
Don’t stay gray !• I.ook y o u n g !
Either prepare the recipe at home or
get from any drug store a bottle o f
“ W yeth ’s Sage and Sulph ur
Own-
pound,” which is merely the old-time
recipe improved by the addition o f oth
er ingredients.
Thousands o f folks
recommend this ready-to-use prepara
tion. because it darkens the hair beau
tifully, besides, no one can possibly tell,
as it darkens so naturally and evenly
You moisten a sponge o r soft brush
with it, d raw ing this through the hair,
taking one small strand at a time. By
morning the gray hair disappears; a f
ter another application or two, its
natural color is restored and it becomes
thick, glossy and lustrous, and you ap
pear years younger.
Ouch! Lumbago Pain!
Rub Backache Away
Instant Relief with a amali
trial bottle of eld
“St. Jacobe Oil.”
Office
Beaverton
Farm Kim,
551— 15
H illsboro 3R 2.-
MONUMENT8
Look ...........................
Listen
from now on you can purchase
Monuments and Marker«
in both
Marble and Granite
for a great reduction in price
a saving to the purchaser of
from 10 to 25 percent
Come and be convinced.
Corner ith and Main Streets,
.' Hillsboro, ^Oregon,
M. N. LEWIS A CO.
MICKIE, THE PRIN TER’S DEVIL
IF "
Wuoted— i leuernl
W A N T E D and F O R S A L E
Gonirueliiig
For Rent—Hrpttpctvil, llcroiigli
ntl.' Illiildlllg
Work, Joseph
l\ rlrnned two room apart-
Kn V. P ilo n e , M 5H lj;i. R o u l e
For Sala— 00 Hi rapacity i . . ,
mein,. Reni. •I'.’ .oo per in«*.,
II. H hx ,*f>5-.\, 1•urUitud On*-
Separator used only two year -.
including light« and wilier. \l
U-tf
• SO,00. Hull It weeks old I er
son.
«11 furnished slci'iiing rooms,
hört) cockerels (ni leu ceni»
$ ' on per week. Adv o 80 If
For Rant— Modern flat. Inquire
each until June '.'n
('dins., il
Stipo* Garage.
Maker, lit. ;i, Itcavcrtmi. Tele Charrie« Wanted— lllneh Repub
p in If
phone S5'.*-;tg.
\dv p
licans. Oregons, Tartarian*,
l.iuiiherls, Hmg«. delivered ul Wanted —•Girl for housework. 4
llux 57 1, lieavorloii,
adult*.
Beaverton or Forest ilrove,
adv n 25
• trogoli
•lull o r write S, It Warren.
Forest Grove, Oregon p
For Rant—Modern 5-room bouse
will! extra large lid. close-in,
Kale Plants For Sala— 1000 bead
near \\'al»on SI Inquire at
kind. \V U. Iluntrr, Beaver
Slip«*'« Garage
e Ï? if
ton.
Adv p 27-28
SLAB WOOD
GOOD COUNTRY SLAB WOOD
For Sale, Delivered,
$5.00 per Cord
H. M. Barnes
4
J
Phone 15*31
BEAVERTON
OREGON
^
BANK OF I EAVERTON
cause
Backache?
Not
Really progressive advertiser* T h Kidneys
e y have n o nerves, th erefore can
are no longer held back by any not cause pain. Listen I Y o u r back
fear that their advertising may ache is caused by lum bago, sciatica
have a beneficial influence upon o r a strain, and the quickest relief is
soothing, penetrating “ S t Jacobs O il."
the affairs o f their competitors. R u b it right on your painful back,
They have not Hie least dnubl and instantly the soreness, stiffness
and lameness disappears.
D on 't stay
along this line.
I Get a small trial bottle o f
They used to have a suspi crippled
“ St. Jacobs O il” from yo ur druggist
cion Hint when they mails a And limber up. A moment a fte r it is
forceful effort in behalf o f their applied you'll w on d er what became o f
merchandise, their competitors the backache o r lum bago pain.
R ub old. honest “ S t Jacobs O il"
would be helped also. They sus whenever you have sciatica, neuralgia,
pect no longer. They definitely rheumatism o r sprains, as it is abso
know that their competitors are lutely harmless and doesn’t burn the
thus helped. Bui at the same
time they realize the thing i*
capable of working both ways.
Dr. J. R. Talbert
If there are ten large manu
DENTIST
facturers pulling out a similar
line of goods, and five auverlise
Rossi Building
the other five naturally are go
ing lo gel a good part of (he
Beaverton
Oregon
benefit. But if ail ten advertise
the general effort in behalf of
that class of goods is doubled
DR. SAMUEL SORENSEN
More people are reached and all
Dr. Samuel Sorenson, D. V. S.
ten sell more merchandise.
Graduate and licensed veterinary.
PHONES
SAGE TEA KEEPS
YOUR HAIR DARK
He calighi liim a mouse vvhtch Ncuaa for R*nt---Slx roonis and Cow For Sala— lleulle, fres li
family COW, tuli, lesled, fixa
sleeplng porr li. velili chtekcn
he loosed In Ihc house,
gals, or heller, Hol»lein-Jer-
house ami ali aere of garden
(The «'«mfusion 1 « ealled hai
sey, • I Olino
J. W Merrill,
and fruii near lleaverion. J.
cm-scarcm.)
• larden Home.
Phone Main
\\ . Merrill,
tlurdeii
Home.
0500.
e 27 If
Piume Malli OSSO.
e 27 tf
HI» Dolio»
I tic nwner of .1 log plani, ad
This hot waath»r won't last for 1 " i Siili
l'Nitic room
I ioiihc ,
dressing a uew citiplnyoc:
ever
Now's Ihe time lo gel
“ lini mv fnreman teli > o u
pni'tlj f mim isellt>cI, mul one
heating stoves rcjnckclcd and
vvhat you will bave lo ilo4"
lu ir nero o f g rollini, doso lo
furnace» repaired before cold
"V e«, su', he lold me lo vval
|» iim input. T o I m « Hohl cheap,
weather sei* in. Frank Bui*
liirn up whcu I see you eomlug
oìi i«n«e imnitMy pnj’llienfa.
ver. Tin and Sheet Melai mer
i !1 ml, I " aVei Inn
\dv e ,'H 1 f
W lv IVgg, Mon ; ertoli.
Will the per.oli who wrote II
Ihrralening letter lo Mr
ir
tubers and
Mrs. Brandi k'ndlv " ill ni I he
'V»nlatf— III ll«*iivorti«ii, 100 Ji> For Bala— I»titilli»
lloll) (errs. Mr* K. J. Munii,
home and prove Huu they Imv ■
too cleared |i>l, close (•• * 1 «
Ih ni«« t, Bravar Ion.
l'Iinnu
been poisoning dogs4
lion, lluricl I11r.1ltoi,. ('.nil Mi
55-41.
H Hilf
Mr and Mrs. Brillili
.1 \\
Vntlei «on, p h o n e VI nil
I, llulirr. Oregon.
W ill be pleji .J to serve you
No account too small to receive our
careful attention.
Interest <tt 4 ‘ < on Savings accounts
$ 2 5 .0 0 will start a checkin ; account
which
will
give
you a nice record o f your business and a check m a k »*
the best kind o f a receipt lo r bills paid.
A Sale D eposit box in our Fire & B urglar P ro o i
Vault
fo r you r valuables will relieve you o f all w orry.
Insurane o f ev ery kind written in the
ve ry
C a s îo r i A
best C om
panies.
Deeds, M o rtgages and W ills, in fact all kinds of
Notary
W o rk prom ptly execu ted.
T h e most careful attention g ive n to all business intrust
ed to us.
M O T H F .R f Fletcher’« CaMoria is a harmless Substitute for
Castor Oil, Paregoric, Teething Drops and Soothing Syrups,
prepared to relieve Infants in arms and Children all ages of
Constipation
Flatulency
Diarrhea
Wind Colic
T o Sweeten Stomach
Regulate Bowels
Aid» in the assimilation o f Food, promoting Cheerfulness, Re»t. and
Officers
F. W . LIV E R M O R E . President
B. K. DENNEY
DOY GRAY C-i-hicr
Vice Prr*»i«i»i
Natural Sleep without Opiates ^
T o avoid imitations, alw ays look for the signature o f
Proven directions on each package.
L
Physicians everyw here recommend H.
ARSENATE OF LEAD
Hay
Grain
Feed
Poultry Supplies,
Molasses
Land Plaster,
Clover and
Grass Seed
BUY IN YOUR HOME TOWN
Low Fares F*st
W E RECOM M END
Berthold’s Scratch Feed
via California
Berthold’s K g g Mash
Berthold’s D airy Feed
Garden Seeds In bulk and
^package and plants In sea-
¿5 son.
Custom Grinding and Rolling
A d d C alifornia to your Hasti
trivial extra cost.
1
t ,,c *
a
Thus you enjoy the beautiful Sh,».sta
R oute and C alifornia's scenic wonders
in addition to you r regular trip. L o w
roundtrip fares to all Hastern points
n ow in effect.
a
A sk agent fo r complete inform ation
Local Agent
Chas. Berthold
OREGON
BEAVERTON
By Ourle» Sughra*
C. E. Allen
BEAVERTON
ORE.
Southern Paciii
Paw Balks