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Illin o is V a lle y News, T hursday, A p ril 21, 1949 A G LANCE AT C IV IL IZ A T IO N & ) R E V E A L S ... Filet Crochet Is Easy, Done Square by Square Jackpot Question: What's the World Coming To? T ...C O N F U S IO N , By H. A GLANCE AT THE GLOBE I. PHILLIPS | (o r tro u b le and the oth er h a lf acts as if a fra id the re won’t be enough The w o rld is in queer shape. to go around. E ve ry w h e re c iv iliz a tio n is w ishing it could fin d a cure (o r its savagery. People have alw ays been called d iffe re n t fro m an im a ls in th a t they C onfusion and (e a r are ru n n in g were ra tio n a l beings. B ut the a n i neck and neck w ith h y s te ria and m als appear to be o u ts m a rtin g us. despair. H a lf the w o rld is lo okin g F o r cen turie s m a n seemed to be ‘Tome See a JtiaH " q z ' ^ O M E see i n u n ," the N azareth lads w o u ld C «y. —4 Ar»d peering th ro u gh an o ld shop's open FEAR, H Y S T E R IA , ----------------------------------------------- --------------------- g e ttin g m ore in te llig e n t, but he ne ver looked d u m b e r than a t the close o f to d a y 's business. m o n ke y-w re n ch tossers. E v e ry body is tr y in g to save som ebody fro m som e th in g i f i t k ills the bene fic ia ry . We b e little d the cavem an, but he had his ow n cave and a ll he needed fo r a tta c k and defense were rocks. He d id n ’t re q u ire m illio n s o f d o lla rs , thousands of scie n tists and countless bureaus to help h im when the slu g g in g began. F ro m the rock, m a n w ent to the bow -and-arrow and on up th ro u g h ja v e lin , gun pow der and m achine-gun to the je t plane and ato m bom b. M a rs can now get h im a ll his m is e r ies wholesale. In o u r yen fo r g re a te r secur it y we are w in n in g ourselves a co m p u lso ry rid e on a greased pole, and in our quest fo r the m ore abundant life we are w in n in g unhappiness in carloa d lots. • l T h is p la n e t has had tw o w o rld w ars in 30 yea rs and it has not on ly lo st the goal posts but is n 't sure in w h ich d ire c tio n the fie ld lines run. Like rip p lin g Steel, and m ark along the flo o r H uge tim bers that a driven saw and plane Had sm oothed and p olished to its b rig h t clear grain. V ; "C o rn e see a m an," the w ord ran like a fire D o w n every Street and every crooked lane. "C o m e see a man w hose pow er is «range, and such, H is hands alone can heal men w ith its touch.** Samaria, and n oon above the land — A flushed-cheeked w om an, h u rryin g to te ll, W ith strange excited voice and lifte d hand. O f O ne w ho w aited by an ancient w ell Surely th is is our lo n g awaited K in g ! "C o m e see a m an," the cry « il l rings today, " W h o kn ow s n o fear at a ll, so brave is H e ." So ftro n g and clean. H e went H is quiet way J fc ... A celeb rated H o llyw o o d s ta r got in to a n ig h tc lu b ro w the other n ig h t because he refuse d to rem ove his h a t when he sat dow n a t a table. I t is ju s t possible he fe lt th a t his head-size was changing too ra p id ly to ta ke an y chance. We have the biggest peace org a n iza tio n in h is to ry , but it is too busy fig h tin g to get a n y where w ith a peace e ffo rt. A ll the w o rld w ants peace, but it fir s t in sists on the necessary am bulances and id e n tific a tio n disks. • Of» "C o m e see a man w ho to ld me everything. . . . * . T o c lim b at la « the h ill called Calvary, There to be lifte d that a w ho le w o rld m ig h t The m a y o r o f N e w Y o r k ’s te le phone lines have been tapped so m uch th a t his pe rson al c a lls now have a H ooper r a tin g and he m ay get a c o m m e rc ia l sponsor fo r them . • • • L o o k a t m odern m an ! He is cockeyed, bow-legged, s w i v e l - heqded, punch-drunk, w eak-m inded, h y s te ric a l, confused, befuddled and on a tre a d m ill c a re fu lly set between a buzzsaw and an abyss. • Ik drawn to H u n its Saviour and its L ig h ts The U n ited States looks closer to n o rm a l than m ost countries, but she s till resem bles a cross between a v a u d e v ille show, a t r ip ove r N i agara F a lls, an o u tin g o f d ru n ke n m a g icia n s and a c la m b a ke of IL y z E ng la n d is su p p ly in g w igs to its people fre e in its n a tio n a lize d he alth service. Instea d of “ B rita n n ia rules the w aves” and "T h e sun ne ver sets on B r itis h s o il,’ ’ now it's , “ H o w ’s y o u r h a ir and can I be o f any h e lp ? ’’ W hat a com e-dow n! • • • G ro m y k o is re tu rn in g to the U. N. He d id not go hom e, i t appears, to have his N o ’s lifte d . • • • “ H a n d k e rc h ie f M an B rie fe d On Code” —N . Y. T im e s he ad lin e. , . . The usual s p rin g code in the head, eh? The SOMETHING OF VALUE Fiction C orner STAGE S C R E E N RADIO THE PORCH was broad a n d A sunny, and E lsie placed the big By IN E Z O E R H A R I) c h a ir where Dad could see the people passing and look across in to Barnes g ro c e ry store. p ! D BENSO N (O f M u tu a l’ s “ Red * * B c n s o n 's M o vie M a tin e e ” and “ T ake a N u m b e r’ ’ ) at 31 has been e v e ry th in g fro m a professional p riz e fig h te r to a ca n a ry salesm an; had to m ake sure o f ea tin g w h ile he pursued his re a l love, the e n te r ta in m e n t business He broke in a t 15 on a c h ild re n ’s hour, p u t h im self throu gh high school by w o rk in g in a store as w indow trim m e r. Dad thanked h im , but as he got up to go, M r. B o n e lli spoke. " I have a frie n d com ing to m o r ro w and i f you d ro p in you can ta lk it o ve r w ith h im .’ sighed 3 w is tfu lly . " I know, E lsie, and the com pany wag real nlee Mr. I T w ilin g e r p re - Minute Fiction •*’ ’’ 1 " By ANNA E. WILSON clean blue eyes. M r. B o n e lli's own eyes tw in k le d . “ We fin d you have som ething o f value. Dad, a fte r a ll, ” he said so ftly . "Y o u see, D a d ," she said che er A ll aftern oon D ad polished the fu lly , "y o u ’ ll be happy here in the coin and when he w e nt down to the sun lig ht, and you can w a tch w hat studio in the m o rn in g the m e ta l in goes on o ve r the re in the store — the coin shone. i t ’ll be no tim e at a ll u n til you fo r M r. B o n e lli was ta lk in g to an get about the s h o p — Goodness knows, a m an w ho’ s w o rked u n til o th e r m an. when he saw Dad he he s s ix ty -fiv e ye a rs old has earned beckoned h im in. D ad took out the coin and the s tra n g e r glanced at it, a re s t.” Dad sank back In the c h a ir and but he was re a lly lo o kin g at Dad. “ The coin was w o rth le ss,” he continued. "W e w a nt to use you as a m od el fo r one o f the fig u re s on o u r M e m o ria l. We w a n t to em ploy you in the stud io to keep tr a c k o f valua ble s loaned to us. M r. T w ilin g e r says we cou ld n’t get a b e tte r m an. The pa y is good, w e ll ove r fiv e hu n d re d d o lla rs fo r the y e a r's w o rk ,” he said g e n tly. "Y o u see, Dad, the th in g you have o f va lu e is yo u rse lf. Y o u ’ ve been a good citize n and it shines—rig h t in y o u r fa ce .” Dad in his neat w o rn clothes, was w o rth lo o kin g at. He had liv e d a good life and a ll th is good liv in g showed in his w rin k le d face and v < Cuff Stuff M illio n s fou g h t to end ty ra n n y , b u t seem to have swapped tw o sm a ll ty ra n ts fo r a big one. We have ended secret d ip lo m a c y and sub stituted open covenants openly a rriv e d at. And broken by m ic r o phone! T o rid themselves o f a gonizing pain As an a w a rd fo r his a cco m p lish m en t, M oore rece ive d $1,000 in cash, a handsom e tro p h y, and a spe cia l rib b o n o f honor, as w e ll as an a ll expense t r ip to M in ne apo lis. T h is is the question o f the ho ur: Can a n a tio n e x is t h a lf in te llig e n t and h a lf ja c k p o t cra zy? N o coach- ing, please! • • • T " " A n d thro n gs besought H im , w ild w ith th e ir desire W isconsin Grower W ins B arley Test Contest Conducted In Seven-State Area Vernon H. M oore, o f Rock coun ty, W isconsin, was nam ed w in n e r o f the 1948 m a ltin g b a rle y contest con ducted in seven m id w e s t states by the M id w e st B a rle y Im p ro v e m e n t A ssociation. W ith the a to m bom b h a n g in g over us, we are c o n c e n tra tin g on b e tte r h a ir tonics, g o ve rn m e n t d is tr ib u tio n o f b a b y -s itte rs and a tu rk e y in e v e ry ch icke n pie. > doo r. W o u ld watch O n e sw ing an adz, see muscles play O DESPAIR à r A N 'E th in g le a d s to a n o th e r— a fe w o f th e s e f a s c in a tin g file t c r o c h e t s q u a re s a w e e k a n d y o u 'U so o n h a v e a lo v e ly la c e c lo th ! Beginner-easy filet crochet square makes a double-design cloth or spread! Pattern 507; direction. r ' S» -Y 'f- V ernon H. M oore (le ft) of C lin ton, W isconsin, w in n e r o f the 1948 m a ltin g b a rle y contest conducted In seven m id w e st states by the M id w e st B a rle y Im p ro v e m e n t A ssociation, receives h is aw ard s fro m H e rb e rt I I. L a d ish , tre a s u re r of the asso cia tion, in cere m onies held in M in n e a p o lis. e w in g C ir c le N e e d le c r a ft D e p t 4 S W. R a n d o lp h St. C h ic a g o 80, I E n c lo s e 20 c e n ts fo r p a tte rn . N o.. N am e— A d d re s s - In a d d itio n to the re g io n a l aw ard, M oore re ce ive d the f ir s t W isconsin state p rize of $500, a cou nty prize o f $25, and state and cou nty tr o phies. In th e fin a l ju d g in g , M o o re ’s B a rle y com peted w ith sam ples fro m m o re than 125 carloa ds o f the g ra in g ro w n by contestants in the seven- state area. The p riz e -w in n in g b a rle y was o f the K in d re d v a rie ty , and was g ro w n on 50 acres o f M o o re 's 186 acre fa rm . ,faa«ecfi 0 , f P' P R E S C R IP T IO N For Sore, Bleeding Gums S o ld o n a p o s itiv e m o n e y -b a c k g u a r a n te e , th a t y o u w i l l be r e lie v e d o f a ll s ig n s o f A C T IV E G U M IN F E C T IO N . L IT E R A T U R E O N R E Q U E S T Trial Size $1.00 THE YANCEY LABORATORIES, Inc. The p riz e -w in n in g b a rle y was se le cte d b y a c o m m itte e o f Judges w h ic h in clu d e d re p re se n ta tive s of the U. S. d e p a rtm e n t o f a g ric u ltu re . E ach fa r m e r ta k in g p a rt in the co m p e titio n was re q u ire d to en ter a f u ll ca rlo a d o f b a rle y , o r to Join w ith not m ore than fo u r o th e r b a r le y grow ers in m a k in g up a carload shipm e nt. O nly v a rie tie s of b a rle y approved fo r m a ltin g purposes in each o f the seven states was ac cepted in the co m p e titio n . Sam ples fro m contest cars w ere used as the basis fo r ju d g in g the g ra in . Dapl. XI IITT IE ROCK, ARKANSAS JUST A FEW DROPS OF 3 -IN - O N E / NO MORE sq u e a k y DOORS/ Sons o r da u g h te rs o f cash p riz e w in n e rs who assisted in g ro w in g the crop and who were between the ages o f 12 and 21, rece ive d special fa r m yo u th a w a rd p rize s equal to 10 p e r cent o f the cash prizes won b y the p a ren t. Dry Crib Corn v w atch, and said the y w’ere re a l s o rry about m y eyes, and hated to let me go. W atch m a k in g is such fine w o rk an d,’’ Dad fin ish e d c a re fu lly . “ there was no o th e r place open in the shop where they could w'ork tne in. M r. T w ilin g e r ex plain ed about it a ll before I cam e a w a y ." SORETONE Liniment’s H e a tin g P a a A c tio n G ives Q u ick R e lie f! ACROSS 1 Paw n tslan g) " Y e s ." Dad trie d to s e ttle h im 5 Card, a t s h ip p in g c le rk and e le va to r oper self uneasily, “ but s ittin g here is n 't wool a to r. S ellin g canaries was one going to help pay fo r th is house, and 9 Rascal w ay of fin a n c in g three years of 1 d id hope to see you settle d in a 10 S m e ilt 12 F rench college. A t the m om e nt he's a home o f yo u r ow n before I d ie d .’’ r iv e r b rig h t prospect fo r the gig a n tic He was glad when M rs. F ris b y 13 Danger give aw ay show w h ich NBC is 14 Sheltered p la n n in g fo r Sunday nights at stopped to ta lk . She was gossipy side and frie n d ly and lik e d a chat. seven, opposite Jack Benny. 15 An eastern "Glad to see you ta k in g a re st nt state ta b b r.) last. Dad Goodness knows, it was 17 B ris tle -lik e A rth u r F ie d le r, conductor o f the organ tim e I see yo u 've been lo o kin g at Boston Pops orch estra, heard on the 18 M usic note the sketch fo r the new M e m o ria l. RCA V ic to r show s ta rrin g Robert 19 R ive r tR elg.) Isn ’ t it w o n d e rfu l th a t a g re a t a r tis t M e r r ill, has a siren and a police 21 Indefinite lik e M r B o n e lli's been engaged fo r ra d io on his c a r now , the Boston a rtic le the jo b They say he's been asking 22 D epart po lice force m ade h im an a u x ilia ry fo r m edals to copy on the fig u re s 23 Y ie ld p o lice m a n ! o f the w a r veterans and I ’m h u r r y 26 Buffoon 29 S atellites ing rig h t down w ith th is one o f 30 T hat w hich It seems too had th a t Jane W illie ’s heals W ym in 's new pictu re, folltiw ing Dad stared n t the sketch of the 32 N egative her w inning the O scar for her re p ly M e m o ria l, th in k in g o f w h a t M rs m a g n ific e n t p erform an ce in S3 Upon F ris b y had said. Som ething o f "Johnny Belinda**, should he 34 M aestro's value Dad went ove r a ll his m ea ge r " A h is s in the D a rk ” . In this baton possessions and they w e re n ’t m uch. one sh e has no real opportunity 36 Board of Just his clothes, neat and clean, the O rdnance to art; atten tion s e e m s Io tie w atch M r. T w ilin g e r had given h im ta b b r 1 fix used on her c o stu m e s In- and th a t old coin. 38 P a rtic le ste a d of her ta len ts, B rie f 41 R iv e r t it . ) Dad wan confused by the noise play su its, a g en ero u s s i t e d 42 Youth and bustle when he entered M r. hath tow id t h a t’s w hat you'll 43 F loats B o n e lli's studio, but M r. B o n elli se e her w e a rin g , 45 Speech sm ile d at Dad and took h im in to a 47 K in d o f rock little o ffic e in the re a r, 48 M istake O lga San Juan O 'B rie n was re a d 49 M erganser “ It's about a co in ,” said he h u m ing “ W hat S ha ll We Nam e the 50 Thin bly. and took out his lu cky piece B a b y " ’ E dm u nd O 'B rie n was d r iv DOWN "W he re d id you get it, and why in g throu gh heavy tr a ffic F in d in g do you w ant to sell it. D a d ." a nam e she lik e d fo r th e ir expected 1 Book o f the I t was easy to ta lk to M r. B on elli, In fa n t, she grabbed his a rm — and Old T esta and Dad explained about his home m ent he n e a rly w re cked the ca r and E lsie. 2 S shaped m o ld in g L isa G olm Is doing double duty •P 1IE A R T IS T sighed - " I t m ig h t 3 M ongrel D u rin g the day she has been p la y * have been va lu a b le once, but 4 Saves in g P au le tte G o d d a rd 's Polish it's too defaced now fo r re sto ra tio n 8 Tube on m o th e r in C o lu m b ia 's “ Anns Lu - I ' m s o rry ,” he looked as If he w hich silk c a s t a '; evenings she coaches re a lly was " I w ish I could te ll you is w ound Ja n e t L e ig h In an A u s tria n accent tha t it's w o rth som ething but I'm fo r S torm O ver Vienna ". a fra id it's n o t* » hen fatigue. exposure put misery in muscles ten- b" ck rel,e,e ‘ uch quickly w ith the linim ent specially made to , this purpose Soreione Linim ent contains effective rubefa- f,n m i nF ^ " nU ' i ’ L * 1' llke Slo u in S warm th S o lu tio n In N « » t Is s o » . 1 i 4 ü R E D BENSON 9 14 ’ XXZ II rr~ io II u ¡1 li id si 54 M » 59 45 40 4’ z/ZZ> iV 41 44 is !» 2» 41 4$ 4¿ 4 44 -o No. 31 6 Poems 7 A d d itio n a l 8 Island t>fT Europe G re a t— 9 A va lle y the moon 11 Slopes 18 Rom an m oney 19 A long ve il 20 A lcoholic beverage 22 T ib e ta n gazelle 24 A tie 25 C ry of _ a cow 28 T ra in e d ch o ra l groupt 27 Pea lik e vegetable (p i.) Soreione is in a class by ilself Fast gentle, satisfying relief assured or price refunded ’ 0c.' Economy size 1 .00 T ry Soretone fo r Athlete's F ool K ills aO I type» o f common fungi — on contact! 1 ó i! 4 if b l^ d supply"4 P*d HelP* , " r*C' fr" h 'O ' - <1 ? 28 F resh 31 K nock 35 New 36 Smoked sides o f p ig 37 R iv e r tE u r ) 39 K in d of cheese 40 A p p o rtio n 42 Coin It.) 44 S titch 46 Coin (S u e d * A n « w » f tu r a n i * F a rm e rs w ith c o m In the c rib a re be g in n in g to have a fe w ques tio n s in th e ir m in ds. Some o f the co rn m a y be q u ite high in m o is tu re content and w a rm e r w e a th e r w ill add to the p ro b le m s o f h a n d lin g the com . W. H. Sheldon, a g ric u ltu ra l en g in e e r a t M ic h ig a n state college, says th a t w et corn w ill keep in d e f in ite ly w h ile frozen. The p ro blem is w h a t to do w ith the wet c o m th a t is s t ill in the c r ib when w a rm e r w e a th e r re tu rn s . One so lu tio n is to feed It out be fore the w e a th e r w a rm s up. H ow ever, in m a n y cases la rg e q u a n ti tie s m a y be on hand and cannot be used ra p id ly . E x p e r i m e n t s in M ich ig a n , O h io , In d ia n a . llin t is and Iow a, have shown th a t heated a ir can be used to d ry w et com . B lo w in g unheated a ir th ro u g h the c rib w ith a hay d r ie r fan w ill not take out v e ry m uch w a te r, but it w ill keep the co m as cool as the a ir and g re a tly re ta rd m o ld gro w th. MILLIONS O F USERS M U S T BE RIGHT! K ills aphids and sim ila r tu c k in g insects. Per* f hea lth y fo lia g e and top* q u a lity fr u its an.I v e g * • Kills by contact and by tables Leaves no h am > fumes fu l residue. • Can be used with other standard spray» • Spares bei.« • ia J * * inaeets B ..lr Surlu» K 44 I f the garden p lo t is s m a ll, J C. F o rd , A u b u rn P o lyte ch n ic In s ti tu te extension service garden spe c ia lis t says, the c o rre c t am o un t o f fu m ig a n t pe r ro w can best be ap p lie d by using a f r u it Jar. A 10-or-20 penny n a il hole should ba m ade n e ar one m a rg in o f the ja r lid th ro u g h w h ich to p o ur the liq u id . A som ew hat s m a lle r a ir hole is necessary n e a r the opposite tid e of the lid . ASK YO U« > MAUft e i JR Kidneys Must Work W ell- F or Y o u T o F ee l W ell 2« hours every day 7 daya «vary w w k . never H o p p in g , tlta k |d o , - , waata m a tte r fro m the blood i r more people were aware o f how I ba to . m “ “ “ eon" t * n tlT rem ove u n P1“« ffu id . azeeaa a r id . and oth e r waata “ a tta r th a t cann o t atay In the bio id W fih o ut in ju r y to h a a lti. th , '” be b a tte r undaratanding of r k a tha a?2 Som ber Fruit Jars Usable In Fumigant Spray 40 black leaf Whole a y . , . « „ up. , t to J fu n c tio n p ro p a rly . *ntLor t,x> tlo L a ? « m rin in a o - la . i, V ' , ' !. ‘ ' h " , f t f » •o « m t e o th • e i . i? ’ ' ou nagging b a rk " ■ rha, headaehea. d ltiln e a a . rh eu m a tlu P w ‘- .r ' U;n< UPr.‘ l Blfh’’ •” )1 "« W h y nos tr y Do«» a PtU at You wTl ha uaing a medletne recommended tha f t “ „7 o f * abniulata the luno- «’on of tha k dneya and help them ta f “ h ® "t poiaonoua waata fro m th a r T h ’ ’ ’ « '» ‘ »In n o th in g h a rm fu L D oans P ills