Illin o is V a lle y News, T hursday, A p ril 21, 1949
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AT
C IV IL IZ A T IO N
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R E V E A L S ...
Filet Crochet Is Easy,
Done Square by Square
Jackpot Question: What's the World Coming To?
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...C O N F U S IO N ,
By H.
A GLANCE AT THE GLOBE
I. PHILLIPS
| (o r tro u b le and the oth er h a lf acts
as if a fra id the re won’t be enough
The w o rld is in queer shape. to go around.
E ve ry w h e re c iv iliz a tio n is w ishing
it could fin d a cure (o r its savagery.
People have alw ays been called
d iffe re n t fro m an im a ls in th a t they
C onfusion and (e a r are ru n n in g were ra tio n a l beings. B ut the a n i
neck and neck w ith h y s te ria and m als appear to be o u ts m a rtin g us.
despair. H a lf the w o rld is lo okin g F o r cen turie s m a n seemed to be
‘Tome See a JtiaH "
q
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^ O M E see i n u n ," the N azareth lads w o u ld
C
«y.
—4 Ar»d peering th ro u gh an o ld shop's open
FEAR,
H Y S T E R IA ,
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g e ttin g m ore in te llig e n t, but he
ne ver looked d u m b e r than a t the
close o f to d a y 's business.
m o n ke y-w re n ch
tossers.
E v e ry
body is tr y in g to save som ebody
fro m som e th in g i f i t k ills the bene
fic ia ry .
We b e little d the cavem an, but
he had his ow n cave and a ll he
needed fo r a tta c k and defense
were rocks. He d id n ’t re q u ire
m illio n s o f d o lla rs , thousands of
scie n tists and countless bureaus
to help h im when the slu g g in g
began.
F ro m the rock, m a n
w ent to the bow -and-arrow and
on up th ro u g h ja v e lin , gun
pow der and m achine-gun to the
je t plane and ato m bom b. M a rs
can now get h im a ll his m is e r
ies wholesale.
In o u r yen fo r g re a te r secur
it y we are w in n in g ourselves a
co m p u lso ry rid e on a greased
pole, and in our quest fo r the
m ore abundant life we are w in
n in g unhappiness in carloa d
lots.
• l
T h is p la n e t has had tw o w o rld
w ars in 30 yea rs and it has not on ly
lo st the goal posts but is n 't sure
in w h ich d ire c tio n the fie ld lines
run.
Like rip p lin g Steel, and m ark along the flo o r
H uge tim bers that a driven saw and plane
Had sm oothed and p olished to its b rig h t clear grain.
V ;
"C o rn e see a m an," the w ord ran like a fire
D o w n every Street and every crooked lane.
"C o m e see a man w hose pow er is «range, and such,
H is hands alone can heal men w ith its touch.**
Samaria, and n oon above the land —
A flushed-cheeked w om an, h u rryin g to te ll,
W ith strange excited voice and lifte d hand.
O f O ne w ho w aited by an ancient w ell
Surely th is is our lo n g awaited K in g !
"C o m e see a m an," the cry « il l rings today,
" W h o kn ow s n o fear at a ll, so brave is H e ."
So ftro n g and clean. H e went H is quiet way
J fc ...
A celeb rated H o llyw o o d s ta r got
in to a n ig h tc lu b ro w the other
n ig h t because he refuse d to rem ove
his h a t when he sat dow n a t a
table.
I t is ju s t possible he fe lt
th a t his head-size was changing
too ra p id ly to ta ke an y chance.
We have the biggest peace
org a n iza tio n in h is to ry , but it
is too busy fig h tin g to get a n y
where w ith a peace e ffo rt. A ll
the w o rld w ants peace, but it
fir s t in sists on the necessary
am bulances and id e n tific a tio n
disks.
•
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"C o m e see a man w ho to ld me everything. . . . *
.
T o c lim b at la « the h ill called Calvary,
There to be lifte d that a w ho le w o rld m ig h t
The m a y o r o f N e w Y o r k ’s te le
phone lines have been tapped so
m uch th a t his pe rson al c a lls now
have a H ooper r a tin g and he m ay
get a c o m m e rc ia l sponsor fo r them .
• • •
L o o k a t m odern m an !
He is
cockeyed, bow-legged, s w i v e l -
heqded, punch-drunk, w eak-m inded,
h y s te ric a l, confused, befuddled and
on a tre a d m ill c a re fu lly set between
a buzzsaw and an abyss.
•
Ik drawn to H u n its Saviour and its L ig h ts
The U n ited States looks closer to
n o rm a l than m ost countries, but
she s till resem bles a cross between
a v a u d e v ille show, a t r ip ove r N i
agara F a lls, an o u tin g o f d ru n ke n
m a g icia n s
and a c la m b a ke
of
IL y
z
E ng la n d is su p p ly in g w igs to its
people fre e in its n a tio n a lize d he alth
service.
Instea d
of
“ B rita n n ia
rules the w aves” and "T h e sun
ne ver sets on B r itis h s o il,’ ’ now it's ,
“ H o w ’s y o u r h a ir and can I be o f
any h e lp ? ’’ W hat a com e-dow n!
• • •
G ro m y k o is re tu rn in g to the U.
N. He d id not go hom e, i t appears,
to have his N o ’s lifte d .
• • •
“ H a n d k e rc h ie f M an B rie fe d On
Code” —N . Y. T im e s he ad lin e. , . .
The usual s p rin g code in the head,
eh?
The
SOMETHING OF VALUE
Fiction
C orner
STAGE S C R E E N RADIO
THE
PORCH was broad a n d
A sunny, and E lsie placed the big
By IN E Z O E R H A R I)
c h a ir where Dad could see the
people passing and look across in to
Barnes g ro c e ry store.
p ! D BENSO N (O f M u tu a l’ s “ Red
* * B c n s o n 's M o vie M a tin e e ” and
“ T ake a N u m b e r’ ’ ) at 31 has been
e v e ry th in g
fro m
a professional
p riz e fig h te r to a ca n a ry salesm an;
had to m ake sure o f ea tin g w h ile
he pursued his re a l love, the e n te r
ta in m e n t business
He broke in
a t 15 on a c h ild re n ’s hour, p u t h im
self throu gh high school by w o rk
in g in a store as w indow trim m e r.
Dad thanked h im , but as he got
up to go, M r. B o n e lli spoke.
" I have a frie n d com ing to m o r
ro w and i f you d ro p in you can ta lk
it o ve r w ith h im .’
sighed
3
w is tfu lly .
" I know, E lsie,
and the com pany
wag real nlee Mr.
I T w ilin g e r
p re
- Minute
Fiction •*’ ’’ 1 "
By
ANNA E. WILSON
clean blue eyes. M r. B o n e lli's own
eyes tw in k le d .
“ We fin d you have som ething
o f value. Dad, a fte r a ll, ” he
said so ftly .
"Y o u see, D a d ," she said che er
A ll aftern oon D ad polished the
fu lly , "y o u ’ ll be happy here in the coin and when he w e nt down to the
sun lig ht, and you can w a tch w hat studio in the m o rn in g the m e ta l in
goes on o ve r the re in the store — the coin shone.
i t ’ll be no tim e at a ll u n til you fo r
M r. B o n e lli was ta lk in g to an
get about the s h o p — Goodness
knows, a m an w ho’ s w o rked u n til o th e r m an. when he saw Dad he
he s s ix ty -fiv e ye a rs old has earned beckoned h im in. D ad took out the
coin and the s tra n g e r glanced at it,
a re s t.”
Dad sank back In the c h a ir and but he was re a lly lo o kin g at Dad.
“ The coin was w o rth le ss,” he
continued. "W e w a nt to use you as
a m od el fo r one o f the fig u re s on
o u r M e m o ria l. We w a n t to em ploy
you in the stud io to keep tr a c k o f
valua ble s loaned to us. M r. T w ilin
g e r says we cou ld n’t get a b e tte r
m an. The pa y is good, w e ll ove r
fiv e hu n d re d d o lla rs fo r the y e a r's
w o rk ,” he said g e n tly. "Y o u see,
Dad, the th in g you have o f va lu e is
yo u rse lf. Y o u ’ ve been a good citize n
and it shines—rig h t in y o u r fa ce .”
Dad in his neat w o rn clothes, was
w o rth lo o kin g at. He had liv e d a
good life and a ll th is good liv in g
showed in his w rin k le d face and
v <
Cuff Stuff
M illio n s fou g h t to end ty ra n n y ,
b u t seem to have swapped tw o
sm a ll ty ra n ts fo r a big one.
We
have ended secret d ip lo m a c y and
sub stituted open covenants openly
a rriv e d at. And broken by m ic r o
phone!
T o rid themselves o f a gonizing pain
As an a w a rd fo r his a cco m p lish
m en t, M oore rece ive d $1,000 in cash,
a handsom e tro p h y, and a spe cia l
rib b o n o f honor, as w e ll as an a ll
expense t r ip to M in ne apo lis.
T h is is the question o f the ho ur:
Can a n a tio n e x is t h a lf in te llig e n t
and h a lf ja c k p o t cra zy? N o coach-
ing, please!
• • •
T " "
A n d thro n gs besought H im , w ild w ith th e ir desire
W isconsin Grower
W ins B arley Test
Contest Conducted
In Seven-State Area
Vernon H. M oore, o f Rock coun
ty, W isconsin, was nam ed w in n e r o f
the 1948 m a ltin g b a rle y contest con
ducted in seven m id w e s t states by
the M id w e st B a rle y Im p ro v e m e n t
A ssociation.
W ith the a to m bom b h a n g in g over
us, we are c o n c e n tra tin g on b e tte r
h a ir tonics, g o ve rn m e n t d is tr ib u
tio n o f b a b y -s itte rs and a tu rk e y
in e v e ry ch icke n pie.
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doo r.
W o u ld watch O n e sw ing an adz, see muscles play
O
DESPAIR
à
r A N 'E th in g le a d s to a n o th e r— a
fe w o f th e s e f a s c in a tin g file t
c r o c h e t s q u a re s a w e e k a n d y o u 'U
so o n h a v e a lo v e ly la c e c lo th !
Beginner-easy filet crochet square makes
a double-design cloth or spread! Pattern
507; direction.
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V ernon H. M oore (le ft) of C lin
ton, W isconsin, w in n e r o f the 1948
m a ltin g b a rle y contest conducted
In seven m id w e st states by the
M id w e st
B a rle y
Im p ro v e m e n t
A ssociation, receives h is aw ard s
fro m H e rb e rt I I. L a d ish , tre a s
u re r of the asso cia tion, in cere
m onies held in M in n e a p o lis.
e w in g C ir c le N e e d le c r a ft D e p t
4 S W.
R a n d o lp h St. C h ic a g o 80, I
E n c lo s e 20 c e n ts fo r p a tte rn .
N o..
N am e—
A d d re s s -
In a d d itio n to the re g io n a l aw ard,
M oore re ce ive d the f ir s t W isconsin
state p rize of $500, a cou nty prize
o f $25, and state and cou nty tr o
phies. In th e fin a l ju d g in g , M o o re ’s
B a rle y com peted w ith sam ples fro m
m o re than 125 carloa ds o f the g ra in
g ro w n by contestants in the seven-
state area. The p riz e -w in n in g b a rle y
was o f the K in d re d v a rie ty , and was
g ro w n on 50 acres o f M o o re 's 186
acre fa rm .
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P R E S C R IP T IO N
For Sore, Bleeding Gums
S o ld o n a p o s itiv e m o n e y -b a c k
g u a r a n te e , th a t y o u w i l l be r e
lie v e d o f a ll s ig n s o f A C T IV E
G U M IN F E C T IO N .
L IT E R A T U R E O N R E Q U E S T
Trial Size $1.00
THE
YANCEY LABORATORIES, Inc.
The p riz e -w in n in g b a rle y was se
le cte d b y a c o m m itte e o f Judges
w h ic h in clu d e d re p re se n ta tive s of
the U. S. d e p a rtm e n t o f a g ric u ltu re .
E ach fa r m e r ta k in g p a rt in the
co m p e titio n was re q u ire d to en ter
a f u ll ca rlo a d o f b a rle y , o r to Join
w ith not m ore than fo u r o th e r b a r
le y grow ers in m a k in g up a carload
shipm e nt. O nly v a rie tie s of b a rle y
approved fo r m a ltin g purposes in
each o f the seven states was ac
cepted in the co m p e titio n . Sam ples
fro m contest cars w ere used as the
basis fo r ju d g in g the g ra in .
Dapl. XI
IITT IE ROCK, ARKANSAS
JUST A FEW DROPS OF
3 -IN - O N E / NO MORE
sq u e a k y
DOORS/
Sons o r da u g h te rs o f cash p riz e
w in n e rs who assisted in g ro w in g the
crop and who were between the
ages o f 12 and 21, rece ive d special
fa r m yo u th a w a rd p rize s equal to
10 p e r cent o f the cash prizes won
b y the p a ren t.
Dry Crib Corn
v
w atch, and said
the y
w’ere
re a l
s o rry about m y eyes, and hated to
let me go. W atch m a k in g is such
fine w o rk an d,’’ Dad fin ish e d c a re
fu lly . “ there was no o th e r place
open in the shop where they could
w'ork tne in. M r. T w ilin g e r ex
plain ed about it a ll before I cam e
a w a y ."
SORETONE Liniment’s
H e a tin g P a a A c tio n
G ives Q u ick R e lie f!
ACROSS
1 Paw n
tslan g)
" Y e s ." Dad trie d to s e ttle h im
5 Card, a t
s h ip p in g c le rk and e le va to r oper self uneasily, “ but s ittin g here is n 't
wool
a to r.
S ellin g canaries was one going to help pay fo r th is house, and
9 Rascal
w ay of fin a n c in g three years of 1 d id hope to see you settle d in a
10 S m e ilt
12 F rench
college.
A t the m om e nt he's a home o f yo u r ow n before I d ie d .’’
r iv e r
b rig h t prospect fo r the gig a n tic
He was glad when M rs. F ris b y
13 Danger
give aw ay show w h ich NBC is
14 Sheltered
p la n n in g fo r Sunday nights at stopped to ta lk . She was gossipy
side
and frie n d ly and lik e d a chat.
seven, opposite Jack Benny.
15 An eastern
"Glad to see you ta k in g a re st nt
state ta b b r.)
last. Dad Goodness knows, it was
17 B ris tle -lik e
A rth u r F ie d le r, conductor o f the
organ
tim e I see yo u 've been lo o kin g at
Boston Pops orch estra, heard on the
18 M usic note
the sketch fo r the new M e m o ria l.
RCA V ic to r show s ta rrin g Robert
19 R ive r tR elg.)
Isn ’ t it w o n d e rfu l th a t a g re a t a r tis t
M e r r ill, has a siren and a police
21 Indefinite
lik e M r B o n e lli's been engaged fo r
ra d io on his c a r now , the Boston
a rtic le
the jo b They say he's been asking
22 D epart
po lice force m ade h im an a u x ilia ry
fo r m edals to copy on the fig u re s
23 Y ie ld
p o lice m a n !
o f the w a r veterans and I ’m h u r r y
26 Buffoon
29 S atellites
ing rig h t down w ith th is one o f
30 T hat w hich
It seems too had th a t Jane
W illie ’s
heals
W ym in 's new pictu re, folltiw ing
Dad stared n t the sketch of the
32 N egative
her w inning the O scar for her
re p ly
M e m o ria l, th in k in g o f w h a t M rs
m a g n ific e n t
p erform an ce
in
S3 Upon
F ris b y had said. Som ething o f
"Johnny Belinda**, should he
34 M aestro's
value Dad went ove r a ll his m ea ge r
" A h is s in the D a rk ” . In this
baton
possessions and they w e re n ’t m uch.
one sh e has no real opportunity
36 Board of
Just his clothes, neat and clean, the
O rdnance
to art; atten tion s e e m s Io tie
w atch M r. T w ilin g e r had given h im
ta b b r 1
fix used on her c o stu m e s In-
and th a t old coin.
38 P a rtic le
ste a d of her ta len ts,
B rie f
41 R iv e r t it . )
Dad wan confused by the noise
play su its, a g en ero u s s i t e d
42 Youth
and
bustle
when
he
entered
M r.
hath tow id
t h a t’s w hat you'll
43 F loats
B o n e lli's studio, but M r. B o n elli
se e her w e a rin g ,
45 Speech
sm ile d at Dad and took h im in to a
47 K in d o f rock
little o ffic e in the re a r,
48 M istake
O lga San Juan O 'B rie n was re a d
49 M erganser
“ It's about a co in ,” said he h u m
ing “ W hat S ha ll We Nam e the
50 Thin
bly. and took out his lu cky piece
B a b y " ’ E dm u nd O 'B rie n was d r iv
DOWN
"W he re d id you get it, and why
in g throu gh heavy tr a ffic F in d in g
do
you
w
ant
to
sell
it.
D
a
d
."
a nam e she lik e d fo r th e ir expected
1 Book o f the
I t was easy to ta lk to M r. B on elli,
In fa n t, she grabbed his a rm — and
Old T esta
and
Dad
explained
about
his
home
m ent
he n e a rly w re cked the ca r
and E lsie.
2 S shaped
m o ld in g
L isa G olm Is doing double duty
•P 1IE A R T IS T sighed - " I t m ig h t
3 M ongrel
D u rin g the day she has been p la y * have been va lu a b le once, but
4 Saves
in g
P au le tte
G o d d a rd 's
Polish it's too defaced now fo r re sto ra tio n
8 Tube on
m o th e r in C o lu m b ia 's “ Anns Lu
- I ' m s o rry ,” he looked as If he
w hich silk
c a s t a ';
evenings
she
coaches re a lly was " I w ish I could te ll you
is w ound
Ja n e t L e ig h In an A u s tria n accent tha t it's w o rth som ething but I'm
fo r S torm O ver Vienna ".
a fra id it's n o t*
» hen fatigue. exposure put misery in muscles ten-
b" ck rel,e,e ‘ uch
quickly
w ith the linim ent specially made to , this purpose
Soreione Linim ent contains effective rubefa-
f,n m i nF ^ " nU ' i ’ L * 1' llke Slo u in S warm th
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No. 31
6 Poems
7 A d d itio n a l
8 Island t>fT
Europe
G re a t—
9 A va lle y
the moon
11 Slopes
18 Rom an
m oney
19 A long ve il
20 A lcoholic
beverage
22 T ib e ta n
gazelle
24 A tie
25 C ry of _
a cow
28 T ra in e d
ch o ra l groupt
27 Pea lik e
vegetable
(p i.)
Soreione is in a class by ilself Fast gentle,
satisfying relief assured or price refunded ’ 0c.'
Economy size 1 .00
T ry Soretone fo r Athlete's F ool K ills aO I
type» o f common fungi — on contact!
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b l^ d supply"4 P*d HelP* , " r*C' fr" h
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28 F resh
31 K nock
35 New
36 Smoked
sides o f p ig
37 R iv e r tE u r )
39 K in d of
cheese
40 A p p o rtio n
42 Coin It.)
44 S titch
46 Coin (S u e d *
A n « w » f tu r a n i *
F a rm e rs w ith c o m In the c rib
a re be g in n in g to have a fe w ques
tio n s in th e ir m in ds. Some o f the
co rn m a y be q u ite high in m o is tu re
content and w a rm e r w e a th e r w ill
add to the p ro b le m s o f h a n d lin g the
com .
W. H. Sheldon, a g ric u ltu ra l en
g in e e r a t M ic h ig a n state college,
says th a t w et corn w ill keep in d e f
in ite ly w h ile frozen. The p ro blem is
w h a t to do w ith the wet c o m th a t is
s t ill in the c r ib
when
w a rm e r
w e a th e r re tu rn s .
One so lu tio n is to feed It out
be fore the w e a th e r w a rm s up. H ow
ever, in m a n y cases la rg e q u a n ti
tie s m a y be on hand and cannot be
used ra p id ly .
E x p e r i m e n t s in M ich ig a n ,
O h io ,
In d ia n a .
llin t is
and
Iow a, have shown th a t heated a ir
can be used to d ry w et com . B lo w
in g unheated a ir th ro u g h the c rib
w ith a hay d r ie r fan w ill not take
out v e ry m uch w a te r, but it w ill
keep the co m as cool as the a ir and
g re a tly re ta rd m o ld gro w th.
MILLIONS
O F USERS
M U S T BE
RIGHT!
K ills aphids and sim ila r
tu c k in g insects. Per*
f
hea lth y fo lia g e and top*
q u a lity fr u its an.I v e g *
• Kills by contact and by tables Leaves no h am >
fumes
fu l residue.
• Can be used with other
standard spray»
• Spares bei.« • ia J * *
inaeets
B ..lr
Surlu» K 44
I f the garden p lo t is s m a ll, J C.
F o rd ,
A u b u rn P o lyte ch n ic
In s ti
tu te extension service garden spe
c ia lis t says, the c o rre c t am o un t o f
fu m ig a n t pe r ro w can best be ap
p lie d by using a f r u it Jar.
A 10-or-20 penny n a il hole should
ba m ade n e ar one m a rg in o f the
ja r lid th ro u g h w h ich to p o ur the
liq u id .
A
som ew hat s m a lle r a ir
hole is necessary n e a r the opposite
tid e of the lid .
ASK YO U«
> MAUft
e i
JR
Kidneys Must
Work W ell-
F or Y o u T o F ee l W ell
2« hours every day 7 daya «vary
w w k . never H o p p in g , tlta k |d o , - ,
waata m a tte r fro m the blood
i r more people were aware o f how I ba
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