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THE MANILA VICTORY Why Admiral Dewey la Honored the World Over. Farts About the Great Hattie Giraneg from More Hrrrat Hepurts- Cavite and h.iMtia««* Co lupa red. Philadelphia will add 400 officers to it« po^ec force. JlsrUord, Coun., is building a mil lion-do« iar bridge. Philadelphia has decided to allow mo- tocyrie« iu the ¡»arks. There are 1,135 miles uf railway ii Cuba, 551 miles uf which are cunt rolled by British companies. The Ancient Mechanical Society of Baltimore celebrated its one hundred and thirty-sixth anniversary recently. An attack of melancholia caused Mr*. Samuel Miller, of Portebcster, N. Y., to cut off her tongue with a pair of scis sor*. The best maple sirup comes from the north side of the tree, but the flow is not s « j large as when the tree is lapped on the south side. Ou the big steamer Oceanic there is no seat at the table marked 13, nor no cabin bearing that numl>er. This is a concession to superstition. Thunder storms are more frequent in Iowa than in any other part uf the world. The aversge is only about every fourth day. Sumatra has Mi in a year, and Rio Janeiro 51. F'irst-cta«* passengers in England have incr« as* d only ten per cent, in ten years, while the number of th« third-class j»aasengers has increased 41 I»er cent. Out of 1J>63.000,000 passes grrs traveling with regular tickets ex eluding commutation tickets, 963,673, 996 went in third-class compartments; 66,199,530 in second-class and 33,037, 190 in first-class compartments, so that out of 1(N) travelers, only three went first-class, six second-class and 91 third class. A DEADLY COMi OLND. Nitroglycerin and the Danger« of Ita Manufacture. i i» • ••• Sbavila* W.lla—Tb. FI..I Who I «ed tbe i:«plo«iv« for That l*urpo«e. •“» A MÄAM ADVANTAGE. mb a I !<*••!»« fouater Thereby «•« ihr Drop ou 111« Man. “Mister,” said Broncho Bob, “you’re a stranger in this country.” “Yes,” was the gentle, unassuming answer. “1 want to make you welcome, but be fore takin* you into the bosom of the family I want to ask you a question or two. Have you got any gcxxl advice conceale«! on you?” “1 I must confess I don’t quite un derstand.” “Have you any of these little sayings like ‘Think before you s|M-ak* an’ ‘Let (logs delight,’ an* so forth? Because if you have, you might as well take warnin' as how ti.ey don’t g«» here. Keep ’em to yourself. I’ve took a likin’ to your style, an’ I don’t want to see you makiid any false moves—’cause if you do you'll git jumped. There was a feller come here aliou* five weeks ago. Hr left four weeks ago, an’ ain't been seen since. We're all fair an’ square here. If wr make a bargain, we stick to it, but it «lid hurt to let that feller git away . lie used to play poker an’ quote piety harder'n anybody 1 ever seen. Finally, one night, he says: ‘Boys, thry’se altogether too much quick- tempriedness in this place. Now, we’re all s«|»iarr people. What wr say we’ll do, wr’ll do, an’ it 'u«l ameliorate gen eral conditions (words like them come easy for him) if wr was to tnkr time to let our tempers cool, instead o’ jumpin’ in an’ actin’ rash. Now what I proposr,’ he said, ’is that when any of us gits riled, instead o’ «Iraggin’ a gun into the game, or talkin’ back, hr must count a hundred. That’s an old-fashioned idea, but it saves lots of unpleasantness.’ ’Good scheme,’ said Rattlesnake Petr. ‘It gives both parties « chance to take steadier aim.’ An’ follrrin’ Rattle snake Pete’s lead, we all jined in an’ made the agreement. The very nex* night there was a big poker game an* the stranger was giftin’ blisters on his fingers rubbin’ ’em over the cloth while hi* took In chips. All of a sudden Apache Joe jumped up an’ says: ‘You jes’ dropped a card you’ve been holdin* out. 1 seen yer!’ Says the stranger: ‘Joe,’ snys hr, ’you’se a liar!’ Joe reached fur his gun an’ the stranger says: ‘Don’t furgit the bargain. You've got to count a hundred.’ ‘That’sright,’ says all the fellers. Joe started in countin’ out loud. It rattled the fel lers who was playin’ keno in the nex’ room so that they ha«l to come an’ look on. The stranger krp' his rye on Joe. an’ moved his lips, but didn’t make n sound. When J(»c got to‘49’the stran ger says ‘100,* lifted his gun an’ blazed away. The crowd made a rush fur liim, but hr lifted his hand an’says. ‘It’s al! square, boys. 1 couldn’t help gittin* through fust. I'm a lightning calcu lator.’ ”—Washington Star. In order to appreciate the naval vic tory at Cavite it is needful to recall Nitroglycerin and its peculiarities tbe state of things which existed at are little known even in loealitiea the time of tbe achievement. If the where it is ma«le. Prol»sblj in no other file« of European newspapers und peri place iu the United Hlalrs is there such odicals for tbe months of March and a great amount of the explosive used April, 1H9H. I m * consulted, it will In* o 1>- as ill the Indiana oil field. Indiana »ervrd that a large majority of reputed has four nitroglycerin factori« ; t-«o experts were then of the opinion that near Montpelier, Blackford « nty, the Spaniards would be found decided one at Bluffton and one at Knights ly* superior to our countrymen at sea. town. Even in England, Admiral Cclomb and The explosive Is made from a ■ om- other naval officers showed themselves position of acids an«i glycerin. It is disposed to take a gloomy* view of our generally pah* yellow in color. It Is <xlor- prospects of success upon the ocean, I cm > and has a sweet, pungent, aromatic owing partly to the fact that Spain flavor. If touched by one’s tongue or was known to possess a number of even brought into contact with ‘he armored cruisers built in the beat Eu skin it will produce a severe headache. ropean shipyards, but mainly to the A targe tank, called an agitator, is vast extent of the seacoast we should where the fluid is mixed, ami the mix have to defend on the Pacific n« well ns ture is composed of equal parts of ni the Atlantic. On the l*a< ¡lie, from the tric an«l sulphuric acid. Inside the moment that the battleship Oregon was tank are several paddles, like those of a ordered to join the vessels operating in churn, and it is here that the real dan home waters, our means of defense i.. re ger in the manufacture exists. The almost exclusively confined to the paddles are put in operation ami a squadron under Dewey, which ha«l been steady stream of sweet glycerin is stationed in the China seas. t timed into the vat until 250 pounds are On April 26 a dispatch arrived from thoroughly mixed with the 1,500 pounds Washington ordering Dewey to proceed «»f acid. The chemicals coming in con at once to the Philippine islands, to In tact produce an intense heat and in ar- gin operations against the Spanish fleet, to obviate the danger cold water und to capture or destroy it. At two 4 «ier is run through pipes encircling and o’clock on lhe very next dny the sail GIRLS, KEEP YOUNG. running through the vat. At H5 de Ing pennant went up, and Dewey's Act t grees Fahrenheit a re«l vapor, almost steered southward across 620 miles of like Are, arises. If cutting off the sup one of the roughest seas in the world, ply of glycerin in the agitator doo not which lay between it and the Philip lower the tem|»erature it is time to say* pines. On April 30 it reached Kubig “Mother wants to keep in«* a baby un farewell. Before 90 <legr«-rs are reached bay*, between which and Manila lay u distance of 30 miles. It whs learned til 1 Mm 20,” pouted a girl of 14. who»« nothing but atoms of the structure and that the Spanish squadron lay Inside wise mother wanted to have her retain its contents are left. In its manufacture water is used to the Buy of Cavite, the sides of which tbe looscly-fluwIng locks and lhe youth and tbe entrances to w hich were known ful simple gurmcnlH suitable to her flood the workroom, since a drop fall to I m * fortified and mined. There is years for u couple of seasons longer ing on th«* floor might lead'to an explo Thb complaint Is very frequently heard sion. Not a nail is to be foun«l in the now no doubt that so far as land de fensea were concerned, Cavite was far coming from the lips of muidens who floor of the factory, and the visitor is better equipped thun was Hunting«», are to I»«* envied owing to their urlorttbie <-autlone«l not to drag hi» feet. Those into which the fleet under Admiral youth, the very thing they despise. who make the dangerous fluid say that The rosy f}ush, the slight figure, the one may ¡»our n barrel of nltroglveerin Sampson never ventured to enter. Commodore Dewey did not stop to In clear ryes will never belong to them but from a high building to a cement walk oner. Once only «-an a woman b< I m -I ow , and it will not explode, but a vestigate the strength of the fortiflen tions threatening the entrances to the young. Do not forget this, girls, no j mall <|uantity of it «iropped from the Bay of Cavite, nor the reality of the anxious to put behind you the one name height in a <*nn will blow the submarine mines alleged to exist, but, jieriod of your existence when th«* sun building down. A sharp concussion In Factories be on the very evening of his arrival, that shines us It never will again, and when stantly touches it off. the birds sing with a sweeter meaning come useless after a f«*w years’ opera of April 3n, swept into the Bay of < a The vhr, receiving the fire of the forliflea- than will be heard when th«* morning tion and have t«» be destroyed. tions and defying the mines, two of has passed and high noon with the timber becomes saturated with nitro which exploded, one immediately abend greater heat and pressure of the bur glycerin and nn explosion is imminent of the flagship In front of the Ameri dens of life has rusjied upon you. Isn’t at any time. can vessels lay the Spanish squadron, every young thing sweeter und purer The average production of glycerin defended at the rear und on both flunks than th«* worhl-hnrdenrd, older ones of from 1,500 ¡HHinds of acid nnd 250 by land butteries. Leaving out the tre the same specie? Look at th«* lambs al pounds of glycerin is about 140 quarts. play, note th«* tender green leave« that About 160 quarts constitute an average mendous advantage given to th«* Spun lards by these batteries, let us con shoot out in their iniio«*rnt verdure from shot for an Indinna oil well. While ONE MILLION LETTERS DAILY. sider the relative strength of the naval the old winter seasoned briinchrs. Kit magazine explosions are not rare, the tens and chicks and young birds nn- real cause of the blowing up never be Kmployva of the Great f'hirtuco Post forces engaged. Dewey had nix flglit Olile« Do un Immense Amount the most appealing creatures, and w hen comes known. Tlmse who nre cloae Ing ships and the revenue cutter M< ..f U ork. ( ulloch, which took no part in the u«*- one comes to babies there never can b< enough to see the cause always go up tloa. The Spaniards hud ten fighting In all this lovely world anything sc with the building. The average tin»«* The letter« and postal cards that are ships and two torpedo bouts, the tat sweet an«l loveable as u dear little for a shooter or nitroglycerin maker to ter, however, being practically out of dimpled baby. remain in the business «Ibes not ex mailed at the Chicago post office each Therefore, girls, stay young. You ceed five years. Death is instant, and day would, if laid end to end, rnakr a action. The Americans had 57 elassi- fie«l big guns and 74 rapid fire and may have to bear some inconvenience? no one has ever recovered from n nitro continuous trail from the Chicago river machine guns; the Spaniards had 52 of restraint owing to your extreme glycerin accident. Bodies are torn to to the city of Milwaukee. The recent rlasnified big guns and 72 rapid fire and youth, but the time will come when you atoms Two years ng«» a magazine In weighing of the mails shows that 1,000,- machine guns. The Americans hud ten will long for these incidentals of the the northern part of Blackford county OOO letters and postal cards are depos •-inch guns, while the largest Spanish youthfulness that will have passed went up and George Ifickoek, Harry ited at the local oilier and its branches guns were 6.2 inches. It follows that, away from you forever. Detroit Free Woods and two horses were practically each 24 hours. The weighing of the if the innd batteries be disregarded, Press. annihilated. The wages of employes mails Las only to do with the matter Dewey had slightly the advantage in of the factories range from $125 to $150 originating at the office and disregards Ilahy*« Hair. that coming from other points to Chi weight of metal and in heavy guns. An u month. Hoinetlmrs a few hints arc worth cago. The daily total of mail of all regards the number of men engaged, Strange ns It may seem, th«* man who untold millions to Ik poor, perplexed kinds going out of this city amounts to the Spaniards hsd 1,796 and the Ameri mnde mid exploded the first, pound of runs 1,67N. The result of the battle young mother, with no fond and ex nitroglycerin in mi oil well is hale and 110 tons. The figures give the following results was the annihilation or capture of evcry perienced grandmother within call to hearty at 72 years of age. He is Col. cut the gordlnn knot of an unexpected by classification: Spanish vesnel und the surrender of the William A. Myers, mid his home is at Pounds. «hole butteries. The Spaniurds admit nursery problem. In conseqiK nee bit by Bolivar, N. Y. lie built th»* first fac First edass ................................... 832,160 ted a loan of 634 killed und wounded, may often suffer Inconvenience and tory in th«* United States, near Titus S pc . il 4 ClSBB . 2.573. | n . i while the Americans had not one killed pain while the doting mamma is doc ville. Bn., iu 1H6R. Up to that time pow Third »nd fourth classes .................1,617,24!» Free matter ...... 263,477 toring the soft, uilky down with which and only right wounded. his littlr head is covered. As every der had been Used to torpedo oil wells. Given in pounds and tons the mail It is the completeness of the immedi one <»f experience knows, baby's scalp It wa$ tlx n itxit an «• x |»I < »** i \ < tlxit could does not mak» much more impression ate result which gives Manila a great | 11 ¡o d ii «i« i«-r watci w fia fon) «i in very sensitive, nisi the bones of on th«* mind than ho much sugar or ptace iu the history of navkl battles; CoL Meyers* tetber flour, but when reduced to pieces the the skull me not- completely closed iu nltrcglycefit but what adds immensely to its impor was n Philadelphia chemist, and taught up until baby ta almost two years old, enormous Inflow of letters and papers tance is the fact that it Involved the and when any wise woman advocates Lis son how to make It. The first wi ll becomes apparent. B«*side8 the 1,000,- cession by Spain to the I’nited States torpedoed was on Col Mills* lease, near the UM* of alcohol for the* purfMise of (MH) |»ostnl cards and letters gathered of uii island empire containing upward promoting the growth of the hair or Titusville, and th«* charge consisted of up by the collectors each dny there are of H,000,<NK) inhabitants and possessed keeping the scalp free from all baby only two pounds. Oil was worth nine l,5i)0,(»00 papers dumped into thr sacks of immeasurable natural rrsourrva. No ni burnt®, iilcnt scurvy should appear dollars a luir re I then, and a torpedo in the same time. If spread out in naval victory In the annals of tbe world on ( the hetul, despite tin* care and that would doiibl«* the prod'»<•«ion of a sheets they would make u path two feet han brought about the transfer from dalle ( washings, do not rub it with well was worth almost what the maker w id«* and 166 miles long. About 150,000 one )M>wrr to unother of so large a jnipu- alcohol , or use a fine-tooth comb for «'hose to ask for it. Col. Myers built 12 latlon. Collier's Weekly. j loosening It. but apply frequent and (IHTcrrnt factories in (Mffermt parts of packages of third and fourth-class mail are delivered to the local office ea«*h day homoeopathic doses of vaseline until th«* oil regions from 1*6H to tSB5, when nearly 3,o<io,000 separate pieces of <Jrrat«»st Irirnnl mid Armor) the trouble haw all dlsnp|x*nred and I m * retired from th«* business. Only one postal matter being sent from this city Rock Island, III., claims distinction the littlr head is free from all disfig of the original factories stands intact every 24 hours. It puts the Chicago as the site of the largest I'lritr»! State« urement« Vaseline will also pro to-day. Myers made several fortunes post office up to the billion mark for arsenal and armory. It was first occu mote the growth of the hair and make I mid spent his money like a prince, but, the year 1,000,000,000 pieces of mail pied by the government a« a frontier it come In thicker and mure silky. fortunately for him, he still has a snug matter taken in at its doors and over fort in 1H15 ami ha« ever since grown N Y Herald. sum laid by. 1,<MH 1,000,(KM» pieces sent out for the steadily In importance. In 1*40 it was « Ever since th«* big explosion two outgoing mail is 15 tons a day heavier made an ordnance dr|M>t and in IMS'.' I.llirrt) of Garat«. miles cast of Montpelier people give that; the incoming. Ro.it Inland arsenal was instituted The Ideal host«*»« Is she who permit» the nitroglycerin wagons mid th«* ning- Each letter, paper or other article is During the civil wsr it was used ms a her guests some measure of local opt ion azincs a wide berth. A big hoi«* in th«* handled nix times before it leaves the military prison, /I large proportion <»f or of Individual liberty. She does not ground, probably 30 feet in daameter post office. This makes a handling of the supplies and ammunition used dur insist on their accompanying her on ex und 15 feet deep in th«* center, mark« the r«|ulvalent of 14.0(H),000 pieces a day ing the recent war with Spain were cumions to which they do not want to the place when* th«* most, disnstrous ni of outgoing and 14,O(h»,ooo more <»f in turned out by the 3,000 men employed go; neither does she remain nt home troglycerin explosion of Indiana ever coming mail — an average of 14,000 in the government shops connected with them if she discovers tbex nrronh occurred. George Hickock, w in» lost his pieces for each employe engaged in the with the arsenal. In leaa than five accepting out of politrn«*«®. If she is life there, was the ol<|r*t shooter in work months, while the war wh ® in progress, un»u<*ct ssful in ascertaining what th«* Indiana mid is said to have liciti the rhe weighing is being done at the di the expenditures fur supplies and visitors prefer in the way of Iwing en ie<-or«l for the l«rst time in executing rection of the post office authorities in wag«*« aggregated $2.600.00« . and the trrtained, she hnn the grace to leave the dangerous task, There is no doubt Washington in order to determine the articles manufactured ranged from them to their own devices. The sched that he «iropped the “go-devil” in mor«* actual amount of mail matter handled brrechloadlng field guns to tin cups. ule of the day is laid out nt breakfast. of Indiana’s famous oil wells than any ¡in th«* country. It is the first weighing The la»t congress, pleased with the If not the etrning before. Those who shooter ever In the field. of all the mail matter in the < hieago of Work «lone during the war, hat ordered do not care to drive or still nrc allowed Considering the «langur he encoun fice The only previous measurement the establishment nt the armory of “the liberty of the subject." nn they ters, th«* shooter is ¡»oorly paid. The of mails by ¡»«Hinds was that every four a plant for the making of small arms. sav In England. A too strenuous hos glycerin oom¡mnles pay him ten rents ¡years of the mail handled by railroads, Chicago Tribune. pitality In a terror to its victim. There a quart for doing the work, which | upon which is based the compensation is a happy medium between being a means hr gets from nine to sixteen «K»l | of the lines. Chicago Chronicle. | Vair CI mu NI s . "whip|M r in" and a neglectful hostv*«. lars for every charge hr handles. In* The atmospheric «xean surrounding Baltimore News. V stilli <*liMtirr uf Hrrovrry. I dianapolis Journal. the tartli is freipiently disturbed by Mose Cohenntein (rnptunmsly l Oh! gigantic waves, which ar* Invisible* ex Gr II Inn F« en. lket, vot if Moses vouid gomr Oli cept when they earn parts of then ir, 5i«» Room for l>«»«h(. Frtend How did you fellows come rardth vence more? Vunldn't it j»e charged with moisture, up into a roh 1er to deci<le against Lawyer Roorback’s Mamma Whnt un* you trying a clorloun «Ir* ‘t t<» «¡ce Inni malte drr atmospheric stratum where sudden clirnt? \ll th«* testinionv vus in hi* dmw ? Witter in de Funi r»frr «tandt on von rondrunation is-rurs. In this manner, favor and Hnorbiwk’s ml t v» was a Little Kfhel«-An elephanL side, umlt < vn l»-ad <b :• K w - agri»x.< long, paraltal lines of clouds «< luctlim-s masterly effort. “Rather iv difficult subject.” lk»*y ILivkttein (with a gleam of make their appearance at • great “I’d rather <lrnw elephants than Juryman — Huh! Hr began his heigh*, marking tin crests of n rippl«* •perch by aayln* that a word to thp anything rlae. I mtriim «* i»<'<»ple «• an aT ho)M*l I vish he vnuld do it, Mose. 1 of air waves, running udirà above vur wise* was suffieh'nt ami then tidkr«l way a tell w hat it la They know nn miglult fimi dot haliuf dottar I heads. VoutL « Companion. elephant 1« »h- *'•*»** animal wif two «iropped off <lrr ferry I mmu I last spring! ♦ wo solid hours. J mice ì'uck. ’* •• - uls. fell#* %AS¿. Wbti f J Ml A Bargain j uur hair cut ? Try Will Mailer/. A whole block in Grants Pass, with s good house and out buildings, with city I' m Allen i Foot f ast in Your Gloves \ tally write»«. “1 shake Allen's Foot- water, als<> * n«»od well Over 150 S- Fane into mv gloves and rub a little fi« vear old iro.it trees in ( vmx I braiing on hive minute« walk to schcH>l my bands. It saves mv gloves by ah lhe place Stages nin loth waya.laily Iwtw.tn (hunts Pass, Oregon, ..... and Crescent C.v-^v. sorbing perspiration. It is a moat dainty «»r church. Would sell three lota, mak City, Cal., passing through ibr following interior |M>ints Wilder- toilet p>wder.” Allen's Foot-Fa»« ing a corner lot 150x100, a beautilul ville, Love's, Anderson, Kerby, Waldo, Shelly Creek makes tight naw »hors easy it kaepa building site, (oi |4 a X^ The whole place Patrick a Cret the feet cool and coaifortabl«. Ws in can tw» bought for $1500 —See Priced vite the sttaation of physicians and Vis rhiea Grants Pass i' Crescent City Stage Line, (airrics I . S. Mails, Pa-sscngcrs and Stage I xpix» Gaaquets. TIME TABLE. WESTBOUND i: astbovnd Leave Granta Pass ..8 a m. I Leave Crei 'vni City 6 a m. Arrive at Waldo.............. 6 P tn. Arrive nt Waldo . 8 p. tu Leave Waldo . 4 • m. J Leave Waldo .. jo a. tn. Arrive at Crescent City.. . 6p. m. I Arrive At Grants Pa« •4 ,u»p ni. The scenery through whii'li this line passes is lieautiful A de lljhtful mountain road from Gavjuct to Crescent City Excursion rates during summer season. J. C HARPER, Grants Pass, Or.. Manager. Courier and Orejíonian i vearfoi ORDHk TIIRUVUH THE COURIER. Hdins lor Washington, N«w 1 <rk, <->n e/entti, Chicago »nd otb.r points T..e »onwt Limitod ^».pu.snt snd tbe llarbrlor Member« of the servic. JP to its w.ll-known I <h sun Club All be« in to Prefer Ì üm ¡ im Girl«. dar 1 It »» worthy ot r.m»rk th»t tb« IXJ-«»-.................. PLEDGED TO MARRY WIDOWS. MISCELLANEOUS ITEMS nuravs to tha absisuta purity of Alien's boot E m *. All drug ami short storta •all it, 2.V. Samp** sent FREE Ad- drevs Altan K. Ol»uate«l. I.e R.»v, N1. Y. . - Crr«< . »it City and («ratti** !*••• Mtage I.i’ir rsBarngrr Kate« Krom Granta Pass To W ridarvi Ita......................... To leva’s ............... To Anderson ..................... la a To Kerbe ................................... To Waldo Gun tor Ml« A »4-calibre. ‘73 model Winrherle* r fi<* lor asta st a burgum C.«|| m ih¡» office. H«tt Winter Koutf For sunsbinc. fi >w«»s and oranges take tbe Sumwt Route via L<»s Angeles to a I punts East loutirl sicursioa cars and chair cars to El Paa*', F-« k Worth, Kan Kha I ley creek . . ....... $4 50 sa» City, Ch»« ag . Cincinnati, lionati Nr« Orleans and Washington, D. C Gasquet , ..................... ..|A.00 Cr.--.rnt (’¡tv | rate«, guide« and iniormatioi AN' vm rates subject to change without H. M vwKH vm , <L r. a notice. Round trip tick Ms and cxcur- FurUaml, Of biou parties at special rates. There ta a Bachelors* <lub in the west whose only rule to which me in be is swear allegiance when they* join tbe club is: “Marry a widow.” You*i«; girls and old maids alike are l>arr*<l, says the New Yoik lieraid. One explanation of this rule, given by a member, is: “We consider it the part of wisdom to marry some one who has already discovered that men are not angels.” .\jmther member gives this philan thropic reason: “Y’ourg girls always have the be-t chance wiih their fresh, bl<K>.*ning faces, and we think the wid ow.- (>uglit to be given a show, ns their lives have bt-t-ii in a measure blighted, us it were. Anyway, they seem to un derstand a man better.” Another view of the cape is the fart that anything forbidden suddenly ac- «¡Hires wonuerful interest. A lot cf bachelors who pledge themselves to niarry widow s are sure to discover the hitherto unappre< iated charms of ail the maidens in town. No marriages t » widows have yet lieen announced, but several engagements of members to young girls have been confesse»!. Th«* rules of the club provide for this con tingency by demanding a fine of five dollar« and lobs of membership. Locomotor “Mv lower limba wemed to be dying—losing all sense of outward feeling. The most excruciating pains nude rue alm ^t wild with misery ua4 I could not stand alone. I tried elec tricity with no avait Several physi cians gave me treatment which waa not effective. One day I read of a man who had Locomotor Ataxia, and was cured by the use of Dr. Williams’ Pink Pitta for Pale People. I procured a half dozen boxes, and took them betnr» « j convinced a cure was poss.Ua finally used one box » week. M" . paing gradually disappeared color O ao back to my flesh. I cou.d walk nJJJ jump, end actually dispa” ^(h a I erwro to New V<*V >• 'r.ver«.l by tbr L»wt L.-it*? *• H« hour., ooly 1- ' hours long« than bf the ‘«'M‘,r‘‘" Ataxia I through Chicago, * di»t*ni» • »ilaa. Th. Sunset V »» * route, th. traveler not •»'’I*-1*1 any of the diwomfortr jncideut to in element weather conditions of tbe rnors 1 Northern routes HELD WITH JEWELED NALLS. A Woman'. InB.aiou. » •» "* r,*~ vrnliniff Pe«*|»ie from lag Urlc-u-l»ra«* A prominent jeweler in Washington was rather surprised the other day when one of his be«t customers gave him an order to make half a dozei g1 •'* nails and place a jewel in the head of each. Besides giving this unique order, says th«* Cincinnati '1 ime*-Htar, tbe lady requested him to get her about a iluzen very small and finely made gold chains. She wanted them so delicate and tin} as to be almost invisible. Naturally, the jeweler was anxious to know the use these articles were to be put to, espe cially the jeweled nails, and knowing his customer well enough he ventured to inquire for what they were to be ANYHOW IT RAINED. used. The lady did not hesitate in the least in explaining and seemed rather The Tw«» W runKled Mo Long About glad to do so. “Y’ou see, I have a num It The» Got < Muulit in the ber of very valuable objects of art, Dow npour. which, although they are very expen sive, are very small and easily handled. Tit-Bits tells the story this way: As the wife of an official of the govern “It looks like rain.” ment, I am obliged to open my house “1 beg your pardon?” during the season to the constituents of i| my husband and the curiosity seeking “I «ay it looks like rain.” “What does?” public in genera'. On my reception “The—the weather.” days, therefore, my house is crowded “The weather, my dear sir, is a condi with all sorts of people, and last win- tion. Rain is water in the act of falling ter 1 suffered the loss of several of inv from ihi clouds. It is impossible that most valuable treasures. I have long they shou.d look r.like.” been trying to devise some plan by “What I meant was that the tky which I can keep mv objects d’art out looked like rain.” side of my cabinets, and yet not have “Equally impossible. The sky* is the them stolen, for that is the cr.ly v ord blue vault abevt us—the seeming arc li i ciiu ii .'C »n regard to lhe loss of r. \ or deme that we mistakingly call the treasure«. I have concluded that 1 mi st hea v t ns. It does not resemble falling either nail dow n some of the bric-a-brac water in the least.” or chain it securely to the table, und “We 11, then, if you are so thundcr- hence I am going to try this remedy. ingly partici. ar, it looks as if it would That is why I want these nails and rain.” chains.” “As if what would rain?” The predicament of this lady is not an “'Lhe weather, of course.” unusual one for wives of senators and “The weather, aa before stated, being government officials, and, strange as it a <•< i.i'ition, « annot ruin.” may seem, it is not the general public “'lhe clouds, then! And here it whom they dread so much as some ot conn s! And I have taken so much time the well-known people. in talking to you that 1 shall get wet to the skin before 1 can grt to tiie tram car. Good day.” • herokvr in the Philippine«. A curious bond of sympathy between some of the people of these Tinted States and one of the Philippine tribes» has been discovered by a California sol dier, who tells his Luzon experiences in the pages of the Overland Monthly. When the Ygreto chief, badly wounded in the February fight, was recovering from his hurts in our hospital in Ma nila, one of our soldiers who knew the Cherokee language, though he recog nized in the Ygreto’s talk words that bore a striking resemblance to Chero kee. He tried the chief with a few sentences in Cherokee, with the re sult that the two soon readily under stood one another and became very good friends. As tbe California “thinking bayonet” who records the incident says: “Here is a curious item for ethnolo gists.” This is the sworn statement of a man who was cu.ed. J oel S hobm * ,KKR i Editor farmer anJ ¡latrvman, .rth Yakima, Wash. Sulecribed und .worn to before me, this yd day oi JeZ.uary, 1899. )sk'J k. Cox, Caunty Clerk. Dr. Williams’ Pink Pills for Pair People contain, in a evr -lensed form, all the ele- mente necessary to give new life and richness to the l4o«vd sud restore shattered nerves. They are an unfailing specific for such dis- eases as locomotor ataxia, partial paralysis, St Vitus’ dance, sciatica, neuralgia rhea- rnatisiu, nervous headache the after-effects of la eripps, palpitation of ths heart, (*a>e and willow complexions, all forma ot weakness either in mide or female. for 0«. William«’ Pink Pill« tor Pals People ars rsvsv sold by ins dozen orhund.-ed, but always in pack ages Atall druggist«, or Girect from ths Or Wil- iiima hedlcmo Company. Schenectady, M. Y., 50 cents per box, 6 boxes 12.50. 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Houston to New Orleans, through the I interesting plantations and bayou« of j Dona your friend h»ve a camera’ A Southern I^ouisiana, will also l»e bv flexible, leather covered album would daylight, sod the arrival in lhe Gt b i make a spirntini present—$1 and !f88. city just in time to conned with the fast K E Voorhies han a stock of albums. A Grand lialH HAST and SOUTH — VIA THE Will be Given at ROSE MALL. APPLEGATE, Shasta Route On the Evening of — ui the — February 14th, 1900, Southern Pacific Company. For the benefit of a Crippled Man with a Family. Kn.r. n Traini. Leave Portland Dailv South. I LV. North 7 ;00 p Poni ino 7 i , p uj; « ' 1" I- i' I Grant. Pa»» 9 H 12 A 7:45 p at . ‘ -- F. tv. _______ Tickets $1.00. Supper 25c. - Best of music, and a good time guaranteed Come and have a • good lime and help the needy. < ............................ ■ • 1 J '. " * ' ■'”1' I H • - ' »II stations between i'».- '.rove, Tangent. ■ ' 1 and all »tatiou. '-I........ ' ' ' Roseburg Mail Daily " f'A.M. LV. Portland Ir ‘ ‘-e v. »r. Uo-el,Jr, OININL cars ON Pullman , ROUTE. Buffet Sleepera S econd vla ^ üleepíng C ans Attached to ^Hhiough train. t *■ “ further parti. ui.r. in.iu.re jt George Side Division Ml SUNDAY. » t O f TÍ » ‘Jo r. m • • eel with tern Ky. ' SHAT.) Ata s an*, m A SMALL SPOT MAY BE CANCER ’ n Portland, Net rates ass, includ- ' p''ints and HINA. HON. an l>e ob« I’ än «. vis.T DR. JORDAN'S »□SEIM 07 AKATOTi* M(KT Vlill PUT U4VP The rraateat care should ba eTen to ITIUwl VIULLnl USuLu nS>L any little eore, pimple or x-riifiJi n huh ehowa no disposition to heal under ordin- IDPriQCn IT CIDQT IC ary trealioenl N. ■ ne can tell how »on ti.nv ArrLAnCU Al riflO I Au will develop into Canoerot the worst type So many people die from Cancer «imply ne- MFRP PIMPI cause they «o not kn >w just wbat the distaw ie. I’lCnt rimlLLO, thev naturally turn thetMolvee over to the doctor. and are forced to submit to a cruel and dangerous operation the only treatment which the doctors know for Cancer The disease promptly return«, however, and is even more violent and destructive than before Cancer is a deadly poioon in the bl.od. and an operati- n. plaeter. or other external treatment can have no effect whatever upon it. The cure must c iue from within—the last vestige of poison must be eradicated. Mr Wm Walpole, of Wal.htown, 8 D. says: • A little blotch about the else of a pea came under my left eye. gradually growing larger, from which shooting pain, at intervals ran in all dfrrvUona 1 became rrvatlv aTarnied and consulted a good doctor, who pn»nounced it Cancer, ai d adviaed that it be cut out. but this 1 could not con sent to. I read In my l.v-al paper of a rvtre effected by A 8 8. 8.. and decided to try It It acted like a charm the J Cancer becoming at first irritated, and then ¿¡»charging L- * verv freely. This gr. I . »• lew a- ! ti-n tinned altogether, leaving a small «cab which toon drop ped off and now only a healthy little scar remain, wbeee what threatened to destroy my life once held full sway." Pusitivsly the only cure for Cancer is Swift'a Specific— 'DK HA M, *• ‘ »’ Agi., rtland. Ore HM nun «T . uirtlKB«,CiL F ; Tte I *rjwt A«"*,, . M-rs,«. „ »•»■4 i <e« - r*»(H«ely rWrwl tteCvMM ts. ja,,, " Bwtfl Specific Company, Atlanta, Ueorgia. d 0». jo « o * s ouus.sof Vis« MTRII M •*sTM •»«.... VrwMMit - M| . .rw ' M ,- resal ree« fr, \ • »,__ *" i 4 ’"..''i6'*' •••■<«U P m r i 4 fr»» *»d str- ”vre’v» < ! ~~ r ~ A w, «•lertahe*. Wnt« far PW iios . h ... « ...II.,, .. ... ..." ««•Hl' Can ar *vn* 0« I0R0ÎV A CO. IOS. Ms-c,. <T, 5 50 YEARS* experience J Mnl Scientific .HitiiriCvin r ’* . ‘ •M J mt I. »•>. Irw . • —'»M. 5* *•■-•>1,. - -TTTUaûî iÇ.A.SNOWAOO ...... «......................... • a. Cum 8. 8. 8. FOR THE BLOOD — because It to the cclv remedy which can go deep enough to reach the root of the diaeeee and force it out of the avstem permanently. A aurgv-ai operation d.w» not reach the blood—the real seat of the diseass—because tke bioud can not be cut ovuy Insist upon 8. 8 8 ; nothing can take Its place. 8 8. 8. cures also any case of Norofula. Ei'xetna. Rheumatism. Contagion, B -d_rot«'n. Vlocrs, Sores, or any other form of blood diaeaae Valuabls N. kaAm Cancer and Baxxi Ihsraws will be mxiled tree to any address by 4 f •1 k