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About Grant's Pass courier. (Grants Pass, Or.) 1885-1886 | View Entire Issue (April 3, 1885)
THEY WEIGH MIKE'S SIGNS. To him since. illus tration of the aptn« wof different uilnda to misconstrue the same fact« iu quite w vigne«! i Red Bluff, only two week ago, but I’ve been runn'ng round *o much sin« e I carne down, that l suppose 1 mint theo rising on the subject he came t» the have k «t a little.** voLclusion that the only language that “1 will lie a* careful as if it w 'II sugar,** *»id little Mr CLcv*«*niaii, w th precise dign.tv “here’s your weight, madam, exa"tly to an ounce.” ••Well, what is it? ’ “One hundred ami fortv-thrv«* | ioiiih ! i five ounces and on<*-t«*utli of an olirn e ••Goodness aliw! I” ’’ »»bricked the out raged lady; “what du von mean, sir? “1 mean just that. You can see for yotir*eif,** res|ajnd«'d Mr, I bee email, tartlv. “íes, Mrs. Rollins." spoke the other ladies, inspect ng the figures, “he*» I quite right one hundred ami forty-four could be universal at the present day must be a language of nigus. Being deeply impressed with the importance of thU language to humanity, he deter mined to travel from country to country aud teach it in all their colleges and universities. As it happened, the tirst country he reached in his travels was Ireland, and the first Inst tut <>n he went to was the University at Dublin. He called upon the Pre* dent of the University, and after some <on\»*r*a- tlon With him asked him if he had a professor of signs in h s University. Now there was no professor of signs in the (Jnlrersity, but the President, not wishing to be behind the learned Frenchman, toll! him that they bad one. rbu^Prc R ul i^ t -w :v» a>k- d t<» I«* intro duced to him. T he Pres dentv. t taken sUaHc «•! Uku».Uuk t°h| hiru th a he roui<I not ee the Profe-*or that dav, but if he would call the uext day at tfie ; ' I «ame hour he would introduce him. After the Frenchman had gone the President called his profr- ors tugelh« r and told their, the fix he whs in. aud b Id them that one of them must play the part <>* professor of «i^ns m xt «lay. They all demurn <1 and objected to thia, being afraid that they might be caught by the Frenchman. A* none of them were willing to play the part, they at last decided to train Mike, the chonnian. for it Mike hid lost an eye, and was very sensitive about it. thinking that people wen constantly noticing it and making allu- pdoiis to it- Mike wns consulted, and consented to plav th« part, providing that the Frenchman should not refer to his de fect. The next day the PVe* dent and pro- frsMora dressed Miko up in a good *uit of clothes« took b in to a rrcitat on- room, »cate I him alone on the plat form, and thi n rclirol. for the l ien h- man was to see h in alone. B ‘fore they left him they told h in what to do, and that he must not ak. He replied ■‘Suic I II not, if lie Sex noth n aixitif m<‘OV<’.” At the appointed tune the Frenchman called, am! was ushered into the “reci I i : poun<ls, nearly. * “It’s perfe. th im|M)*sib'c! ' via med Mrs. Rollini, wralbfully, flouncing off the platform, “hw did something to the *c*<*tefii Fin sure he did." •■ »ri-s Minnie,” »aid Mr. (.Ticeseman, briskly, “it’syour turn." Mi*s Minnie wa- a m ¡ n H fìtti*»creature of about eighteen. Hhe carried on her arm a gossamer, ami her dainty little high-heeled No. 2's were cm asvd in a pair of rubber sandnls. She dropped . the arm of her <**<*ort a young man * with a straw moustache whom they «•ailed I,’hurley ami mounted the scales. “Charley weighed me last, over in Oakland." Oakland, she said, giving that youth a tender glance, “and I only weighed Didn’t I, CharleyP" ninety-seven. ••Humph!” ejaculated .Mr. Cheese» shoul'l think <’barley man, dryly, “ _ I — ought to be able to tell your weight oft But hand, without going to the scab's. —let ine see -whv, young lady, you must have been feeding up slnco you _______ _________ were in Oakland. One hundred and -fourteen |x>unds three oiiih e«, jii*t. “Why, you horrid old thing!" gaspc'l Miss Minnie, looking round on the rest appealingly. “It’s there, large ns life,” ex« laiim'd Mrs. Rollin«, finding a balm for her late discomfiture, ami you lo »k every bit of it." “It’s these rubliers and this water- nmof.” said Miss Minnie, ruefully* “I shouldn’t have kept them on. But, anyway. / think he does *om- thing fo the old scales on purport.” “Next," sai«! Mr. Checsman, shortly. ••Come, Mr* Perkins, step up; it’s your turn.” “No, thank you.” replied t!u* lady ad- <lrvsst*«l, “Fin not feeling very well to-day, and I think I'd rather wait." “(). voim«, come! What difference «loes that iiiak«*? Come on and i»e weighed.” “Nu,’’ answered Mr< Perkins, roblly ami firmly, “1 don’t care t<> l-e weighed to-day. " And then the other two ladies who bad not been weighed let started off. ami th«* rest of the party, except an <dd gvntlviunn.«followed alter, leaving Mr ( luoman at mid mg miqu^ sur prue al 1!-* head ...... • qut all. ’ J hi* tation room of the Profe'«<»r of Sign The Pre-ide nt and professor* w t i< d in an adjoining room anxiously for the re sult. In a short time the Fri'iichma i Cfini* l-Met t«» them, HppiirentIv mu-'h pleased. “How did you like our Professor of HigiiMp” Inquired the Pre :<1 nt. “Ven much indeed. I congratulate you ou youi j^lT” Profi'*sor. 1 am more than me uTto • ^,ul the hingua e 11 I Wi-rO ,, ttnivci lllmeii r e ......... . ............ 11" ........ 1'1 "1- 1 r? ’lUlkteMu ..... oo*fl. and held up thefc sin H im J uai .^ „...i Hv teplied by doubling up .his hmiil, moaning And li.usu titi< e HIV one. I then Withdrew h •« Wondei iul. | JIII( delighted.” After the I r •nehrn in had ^om ih< Pr. ai.lent und professor« i sent in ha*tv for Mike, fot* tliough they were pl- a e l ut ha» mg gi.tten out of the dil.-mma, they w.-re very anxious to bear Mike'« eccount of the Inter- view Mike citine in. i.-rv angry. I louid vez Ite would sav something about me ove. "'L_ li. .. thing he d d T he tii*t waa till hoilld up w«n tinge *r, tu aiim’ I hnd but tvaneye "Whnt did »mi do tlieii M ke a-ked thè PrcaiAent • Suro I heid up ine two tinger., ti lei hlUl know I hall two fiata; n ■' phu doca Ilio dui tv bla. kguu .l do l.i bould up three finger», lu'nn n’ we hit but three oye» In-twiinc ii< Th n doubled un me liet, and tv..,ild a L,u thè frog'atin' variuint a welt over hi oye. but he communi «—tuil n nu' « lewitt an' a-acrapin'. au' w ut out i theroom " - //urper'i tf io-it.ne tie In of a universal language for the human * said one hundred an«! twenty-five poundsup became very enthusiastic on the subject thought and ad- “mind you be very exact Some time ago a learned Frenchmau After much wa» ju*f ng the *cab*. “Now, Mr. i’hevM-inan,’* lady who was standing on the platform, opposite directions. rana. and a abort, »tout, little man It • nlw ij s the sarfie way. df women j do He about one thing, n. U tu their age, it*« tlndr weight. Now, they'll Juat I hiite in.-nil day Might hn\c kuown it, t<M>; coufoutid.-<i fmil! I loat the lineat 1 girl in tlir St lie of Indiana, «nine way, twenty v,u. ago | »»,. jn»t titty i I'ontula ahead of her alleged weight, I liefore a whole room full o! people: and I the aeoitifnl hmk »he gate me a, »he ! got down otl flni«.- «. lllea will follow 111« I to the gruie " /'A< hb/lttule. I LEGAL COURTSHIP. Prof. Riohard A. Pnxtur says A moon is thv tn<»«C iubuvstin:F uf al heavenly b<»divs It h larly aervievabjr iu the | thv law of gravitatiun * hat thu world ha« be** i'n of thv p'ist ami what it remote ag«*« to ooiuv. niffeanl s rvic«*« to man mvasnrriuvnl of time. ©• ptiblv rff« ct wl thv uiuon's cour* nt by which its rou dev at. d Fi oiti • prw condit oti we m* Wlill seh o- the course of nil planet.irv life 1» e very raas n t » auppoM f pi• sent condition w « * a: one t t thal «hu ii »«»•M's.rd an atine snirmd «ml vogo, ubi, I. life, li now p*, d a Way. Iler surfs •tarile, rock y niM»*«. * he tt I tm m ?X-#*N" p *rn»« *fhU «amw «ani» on w i| < ur r.irfh, Msrlh, and n « hi will ewuiuallv ensue, but bt the greater bulk of our piar proaiict d in tvn millions of w moon will require sixty uidl us. A’. ) Tnt>uH9. I I i bv abb* fo si • a— . - — - —-wt -- • t iip i Ft h(l^ dfdHv* fl or only <>Jh. I'IÄ ‘UnethllH/iffAyfffd ¿¡»Tu store for flic Ljt'iFi*. A husbRud, it h< i*» worth LaxingrwflFj T*m tn TTI jki * ran- stant additions to s I" ’ III Hl- 111 fumili fund, and the wife, if -hr H \\<.| lh h ó Ing, will help him A thriftless habit oi onvd a disgrtve, and people it Is. It in a «<'lti*hne.*w «clf-imliik Idy a perwrtod goud-f •«III«'** i»' ned. tip l|| "1 don t know," ahe nnawere.1. •'rou teem to lack energy, and energy 1, ar important thing in .1 young man who undertake» the respoii«itHUt» of «tipport- tug a wife." "Of couna: but why do v>«i think I Jack energy f* "Becau«e there do«u>'t tu to be much go to you. ’’ •‘.Much go to me?" "Not much go home, at leaaL " He undemloo.1 her. —Bombar himband« cut < •rive»' nnw< fur pnni»hn>ent •re arrire at the Knowledge of t L portarli fact thnt Bombnv won. through their mwe* /: ^b,n /■ If the water in your Was) ur alkali, use the Standard Petroleum Bleaching Soap, a uf 1SI.I. to the inexpr. .»ible amuo-m.-nt of ••aocioty." The inarcbioneM made the offer, ihe made it In the Criminal Court will surprise you. I »vS h< hasten 14 'ini b<> ubus has n ; vcritshlc «uurd tl ! into thè giound, »out, sticks msciilar cf- b»rt jvrki invìi m ! I viij ». The «*•»( furiti« virar uf thv Thvy are tln* mi ink l*Hgi (X artiwts. w hile fi «li-bone uf < c^'kle* haw iht» u ater thal p'nrtally l**aiitìfu long «irraniing h. wilhoiit w.tri thr l*»ttoiu, aiit( and abutt ng <>f i »«av, with tb ^tir uutiig after viirimi-« appiani a- Ihr Lina N s a decided I lie bright entirvlv eral het. r-, and from the r •u Used by * the cut tie lany of the iug through They are I and have arici rad i. ii-. dir! up from leni •s th ledi h»n h h r F bo'has tb«* g«’»fl mi H >*!«< I •• l i «.-r ■ i <M’ <n i t'í Those who desire the strongest andaia«o- luteh the best should buy the G iant B ak INO row ¡» ar . Thereisnomlstakeabout it. filled a TO NEWSPAPER MEN Fahacrft Iley, Type Foundersand Pre*». Dealer*. imiÂt tvccial onuhttion/i on Type ami Printing Material to Purchaser* in the Northwest. Nos. 112 and 111 Front street, Portland. Oregon. "A J I i annotent i.it lie li pin» .• ul of It CM V»! u Father will h Beit birttdw. J that fl Lil 1«O (ArprU thi Will \\Vni . ) n. I /m/rfJV,.,. 1 the New <h ci«iv<l to kevp I Su inlay. Tilt W II l*\ IH»*<’ Eon. in tin« re» rv*| flou of the great |*«*ople <>f thl« cou dnt a« a saervd dav liberality with rafani a hich we do n »I balk in truth or bc*t fur th< of the IVI. . <• hogs fliess aboi “Litt WIM Ih« II«'u «¡uerry kmp L . ahould b« »er u sud not bean!,*’ lu effect father, in an imprecaiv» vuic< ’ Mir» ,V mc » Capital Stack S 1.000,000.00. Surplus $ 450,000.00. Resources g3.439.si9.20 San Francisco, ^»1 Jan. 1,1885. MI.50,000.0«» ; *O,47V.W . 83.»74.fiS JC.3 V7.1MM.51 M43.O37A3 . 300.39*1.31 TUTT'S PILLS “THE FOR PURITY AND STRENGTH OLD RELIABLE." 25 VEARS USE. IM BUh F«dr, Portland. Oregon. Mvchanica Fair, San FiancLsoo, Cal. State Fair. Sacramento, Cal. Tho Greatest Medical Triumph of the Ago I Indorsed ail over the World. Most Economic al for use; put up in six different sizes: full STRENGTH AM) FULL MEASURE. SYMPTOMS OF A TORPID LIVER. Loss ot appetite Nausea, hovels cos tive. Pai n ju the Head. Y> Ith a duiisen- sation in the back part. Paia u...k t the anould.«r-61ade, fullnt aftoreat- Ing, with a disinclination to exertioi) ot ood.v or nun 1, I: nt H v of ten > . ,:.l- •' • i.v. sot r-.uiacry,with a feehng of having neglected sems duty,\y a:ia aDizzi ,Flutter ingof the H< ,.r:, Sots before tEe^y< s( Yellow Skin Headach at nigl.tLhighly_col t'e I Prepared by BOTFIN MANUFACTURING Man Franches und Variamento. < al. FIAAON. «• Ktw.A.A ?"•. HOIILKII A < IIAMK.HanF.- ^'.Bc. .. 1 land. Atreut« h>r Decker Bn*., F^ia r. i .1 .».¡•.e- l . i.r Bn* »id tl,.- FtiifrH.il l'inno««. Al- r » '.!a- . s Hamblin »ibi the <’|.n»,- OrgmiM. TL«* . , r iu i ..._ Write for de-<riptiuii and urt piice» t<t Headquarter» for iwand lnKtnuneiit« and Hana Hupplir IF THESE WARNINGS ARE UNHEEDEP CtaiCTO tJ31A3I3 WILL COCH Bl BiTZLCfllL TUFTS FILLS ure e"n< <-lal)y a.lupte.! r> such cshcr , one dohv effect« anch a chftng- ? of feeling a* to astonish the sufferer. They IncrrMur the Appetite, and cause A< tl<»n on iKlY>*i’4*«thlu >li'*rrha.*^tregii- ure <>• ! l*? i« «» gff rertt«. TOTf S MASK &Y£ STEIN W AY.‘““V*! rgiuiM, lAiid instr iiiientM. La;vv«t Unwiff «.nd Book«. Band« nil i.ikxl «t M. GRA V - a n p<Mit S’r^« t, 8« KA'I hm I Ut]. -WffTSIfl!- < «nltnl. pal.T up;"”' - ¿l.«MHI.<HH>.<MV Surplus Fund, • • , • 450.000.00 I »»divided Profits, • •- HO.stMMMt Due l»epor«itorM, • • 1^1H.DOO2<V Dur Banks. • • '• I , • MV.NMI.O4 Dividends Lupaid, • , • 130.00 $3,439,819.29 T. FAIKRANKfl 4 H WILMF.Y, THE ONXY F\«rv on« i«, re- r . t in tic ». nu »:• -i,, 4 \ innan H«vr*e«, «fMl th«-* i»> • i» i«f thi* t .-.’•«ogll »<««>*, it iiv'lie'ì, euri nun )»»»*• »in '»i . hiv << t v rr«’ t.»*«-. «t recHonah!« Inter •M. »Ith *»iMt*ct..ri ».G'vrHi V We « U| ». " t’hrufwr •V 1 iw« ..f stMlh.rttN .«h Iw G»e<ht s»«r- II»« I nikwJ Ht*»»«, Send f »r ( at 1‘rtRlwtns. <’«>.. < nl. ElíEHCYírUli« Warrant*^ to relic cure Heart Lhsea.-w POWDER Absolutely Pure. MILLER & WEST. Commission Merchants T)»te|*>* k-r mier vnriea A iwiel vf peri •feetiath and «)< <l*-eou»rn«*Mv M»»rv «■■ >ie«ub*U t the i*»lin»ii kin !». a ».! rann<>* be arid in oe> « ****** low te»t, «h'»rt uvL General and Dairy Produce, l W ATSON, WRIGtIT & CO.. f ■. l*> »tri F—#ll Fn iu U.,ll4]r.t rX1’. aM •»♦*«*. CtfiissiJi Merits W^oiepto cjws COMMISSION MERCHANT W<»M. 913 mid 31.5 Ila vim Mt reef, BAN FRANCIS O ( AL iMeuihrr s F Pr< du«-« E«cbanft > I’onMlanrneDta -'e»-' York. $3,439,819.29 and order« of will receive pr<>mpi attention r«rh ad »apeea rrnrlo T.iabiliti«'»: • H «i, • f«i < —• Huhaod, Cìd v ou inni “Yc*. mi dear; hnd to run larsiu, Frodua.* an.l e-« Office. 44 Murra« St. . ------- ■ XORMAN HORSES. die« won» Udklag “H w i« your boy coming on ? ’ “He is quite au artist. Hr drfiv inr live an mal*. ’ “So .« my I He drew a rei up Li I in a tne I tire«» it sil up by him- •elf. t.H>j -Ufel he UM» a crayon?" “Nu; hfi u* «1 a rupe.’’ T cxoji Silt- ¿JOHN F. EN«Ll«u Bank Premise«. • Other Kral f.Mate l.aii<t <«a* G hat Armorial H ub or W ion, hisker , changed to a and Kunk KtorkM« . • application or G lokkt B lack byn»lnf<le Loan* ItiacoMAtS, this I> ve and . It Impart, a l uturul color, act« Hue From Banka, hi»tautaneounlj-. Sold by Dnigguu, or Money ou hand • ipt 7 • oi «1. _____________ yiij by oxpri-m on rutx 14¡ T 1 am complimented on my improved appear ance, and it is all due to Hop Bitters! J. Wickliffe Jackson, — n’tlmtftf/foH, l)sl. xr None genuine without a bunch of green Ho{»a on the w hi e label. Shun all tic vile, poisonous stuff with “Hop" or Hups ' in tl dr name. % w «rd rd K. H. Mellon aid. Pres. nr« you, pa? seven on luy >V: W hen is “ Emaciated V And scarce.]*- Gaining strei “ Fleahl” And hardly a ASK FOR chant«. Manufacturers, Corporations, and 13u»i- ntt« Firms generally. naive proof that seen in the fact ith at the end in- ng of life," I consider your lb in <J,\ tbe b» Hi remedy iu cxi-d For Indigestion, kkincj - Cuui) !afinl “And nervous debility. 1 have ju*t Returned “ From the south in a fruides* s< uh b for health, ami find that your Bittci s u»c ooii: g me more Good! lUthefie Coast Thia Bank solicit« the accounts uf Mer ! -knti >pf»' frshn ».'■»< - in nipt ' ««r ««r- *jr • •atn "no A lull i »* • an. W A [>iki H«*r 'or his originality C nl . i’ejkI Jrtt ' r * one Sabbath by n ini CldestClirtriedBiA al-', Ml ,!| I 4 an-! i.itaiM) .Tn"i ores, «»lili decaí, loa» of manhood, «4c.. I will MBri a thai.n'i! L .I i /u. F’.FK ( i F I'ilARUk.' i lilt g i V-al rvn.Apy »»or rt ie«-o<l«*r«Ml tara mb>KÌonar> in South An erice .S»-nd »elf- enwbwu to H av . jomkvh T. 1 mman . station I ». New York, »nA». 'Io n.>t go’ w .A ’ U‘h'ith- paper. ii wM ulT. It s ; a Ì i‘i a-< m th t gets t JsU /o mu. «• ( Tln gri-Ht < on< , IO Norch Front Bt.. Portland »• Life. FOR SAFETY Give Your Checks 2 Checkman On Tre in Coming in to Poi t lauti. ,>«k FWT y «Ty V «fftbeGwnerft- i i« i ■ il«i ». •■»■—«r^ live Organs f ‘r^.1 v !A LK N feTItoi • » dopu-a 1 n IU « HiJSt IT a UTOF FRAN« a Fruiapt r»-tui i. ■ t VlUOR. Mini.fe ciar«, flS m S» Kev.-n- OTH-K. M t- Jit P^phl. 1 •srialA Wew»««ll»l A*ra< » 11 Thi« BF.LT or iu<ene."s- tor « made vtp.<«»<y f., - tbecui-euf ckraiifcvtr r»ni» of the ir nrnitC.-t, oty«n- There to nu I.liete Ice aOuUt this liwtr'Kiu nl, t>>e oc.. Unuou> stI «um nf £L1 ; . RI C I T Y |e i meat: a throngh the ¡xrta nr;«t reeloic liietu U. bewK'-y art ion. J>v n.a ro«>lo«iii I Un* wWh £ i X- trie Be s • d«MnHe«1tn «-«re ail li'« r>’M «Adotti. Ütof»* r«w '-uvaUr* »Tirina ginn HU. lnfo'ir»t|iNiJ>Jrm-«iil7-<ùî^>ér fcj^ trtkí B-il l U.. HJÜ is a-luuav- u JH.. CU JMvHiL Th I « G pen f St reruf hen I m « k« i(i<-*iy und \<*rxe Ionic, ture« Vtlbont Fail.Xervoua«nJ FLydoil IM*bildy. L* m « t Vitality. Waaku^A Virile Decline. Imp-’mcy. Oreneuaittve Condition«, Prostriti«. Kid ney and Bladder Compia! nt«. Diarwrs oi tue Blood.Enjp- tionr. ar ! all the «deflect« of youthful f- Uiea and ex- oeae»--; ponmuu-iitiy pr* veutln< all Lut< lunt uy weak« otnf drain« upon the syatcin, huw -i r they occor FMtor mg L«t however «uoipllBated the 1 ae«' may be, an«! where all other remeuit-A have failoL 4 I'rnnnnml < art* Absolutely 4>uaranlr<s! Price 30 per Usile, or five bottle« tor flQ. Bent •’P"n renrtplot price, or (LO D .to an v al ln s«, air..-t- >ir vau-J.y |»R. I». M4ÌIII I I». IIS krarny Street, mh Frane!«?«<’sl. I" r:z »tin««) 'n|ji«>»r «an 1 4 ¿/‘»»»oil**' ■»>’, Btrunjy o.uUdeuUaJ. >-y Ru«r c>r al WEAK,' UNO o PARTS < i T Enforced dwel will read with the following < from a woman'« Antisell Goll Medal *«v« hair. Larcrat Factory la Ine «alale «4.4U, ««'aa.la su PETALUMA IJiCDBATOB •*"’ ISSI - Ifivir i< do o im« «id » young Pint talk 1 lo hi, fuiIvr. •• w lion* nrv v«»n i* To« h..g¿nic'finif Hinten, ni Ard • I*. inox inlitun*« ol I prosperiti I lauglmbte affair than the elder Scott'« union with the Man-hloneaa of Sligo, which wn« celebrated tn the eumuier «tu! k* >» un «» ' r h n It would be dilll.-iilt to Imagine a more aeineneinl to four mouth»' im- pr «iinni.-iit in Newgate, and corni>elle<| lili?'"" * I“"'"1“1 «•Idle«» by Sir «»*« BiU'r.t r.ntng’inch tit nign'amamn The iDAFt hioiiv«« (bn»tight t«» tin* I'ourt bv tiiAlvrnsI solicit ik I v for hor offspring) w.w so arterh ti by thoimlge's admoni lion that on the spur uf thv moment the aent him thv brief note (<la«h«*d off on a pivcv of court f<M»l«vap gnvn her by the I clerk of arraigns,) in which *hc vx- Why Shouldn't He Understand? pri - • >1 tie e 'h tli r het dear I v< ould It w«a «liuoat midnight, the band, of al wav« haw «o prudent a <*oiin«vlor bv What • • ■! ! t' e . 1 •. .I ( the clock were toiling pa.nfull» around hi« side their circuit; the inMoen yawtied and av< rpt the offer made in so de) rata and rt a t tori ng a manner? The mst« h turn«*! incidental!, remarkei that it »» ¡»« jtrow out no Worse than wa.« vxpe« h*d l'h< Ing late, l>ut the youth kept hi« «.■ .1 •.Miranda." he »aid at lenxtli, "I hate march ones«, of com *e. rvp:i d her I hk made up in» min.l to aakyou if rou will Imtid (in kind) for thv ed i hv had be my wife." U* J 'S ? to The of |>a|M.r tliat waa handed to the Judge l>v one of the uahem of the «tilth and even fetid rourt.» Two year, earlier Byron had been a fellow traveler in Greece with the man'hloneaa' youthful and rather erratic eon, where Ihe poet look .»'vaaion to talk more fri»'ly than affectionately al»>ut hi, own mother to the nianiina. who wa.pnilial.h no le,» eoiniiiiiiiirative about the peciiliaritie. of h , eccentric parent. 1'lie young men parted, Byron to riac in an hour to K' 1'b eminence <.f fame, the tn it-ipii. to put himodf within the grip <>f the criminal law by luring iuto Eia lacht in Mediterranean water, twoaeamen from one of hi« llrittanio Majeaty'a »hip« of war lned for hi, otfenae at the Old | Bailey bv Sir II illiatn Seott (judge of the high court of the admiralty) and 1 I xir I l.lhuilMirougli, the marjui« waa I foun I gu It», onlervd to pay a tian of ridge whu put tn the mouth uf ' ¿r» *'*«. »tu» "Ancient Mariner.*’ he the r Dr. Frank •*! have Buffered !” THE WEBJOOT COOK ROOK FROM A SENSE OF DUTY Some people shrink from mailing public Fltn Ediuos sf SOO »old is 0 b , D«y Many With «Trry diaeaar iniatflDab.r i»*r the the benefit they have received ** bile oth Advaace Ordan Alraady Baoeirad last three yean. Our ers are free to tell ft abroad for the good Thi» is the '*1,1 Cook Book in the market, | OruKKl-t. T. J. Auderaou recoin mt iidit. of fellow mortals. Of the latter kind in "Hop Bitter»” to rue, Mr. J. H. Coppuck, of Meant Holly, N. J., the recipe» having been furnished by ’ well known ladle» of Oregon and 11 a»b- I uaed two bottles! who writes. “ I am one of many who give ington, and they have all >>een tried by ' Am entirely cured, and heartily rerun»- their cheerful appreciation of the merits of the efficacy of your valuable Brown’s tiioae contributing, thu» inauring a prar-1 rueud Hop Hitter» to every one. J D. tical iaiok for the household. Kitchen edi Walker, Buckner, Mo. Iron Bitters, from a sruse of duly. Thia tion, iioard i-over>.»l I:.»; doth cover»,S1.50. bitters is doiug much good in our county, Sold by all l»>oK»eller» and »ent po»t paid for which I can vouch.” on i. eeint of price bv the Pubiiahera. I write thU as a W. B. A ykh & Co., Token of the great appreciation I hav« Two Italian men-of-war anti «i< torpedo Bookseller» aud Stationer», Ki Eirwt St., of your Hup ▼eeaeh have arrived al Purl Said, Egvpt. Portland, <*r. • ’ ’ Billeis. I wui afilcted With inffammaiory rbtutn«U»ui EVERY WOMAN KNOWS THEM For nearly The British Columbia Legislature ha* The human Gxl) is much like a good .Seven year-«, ami.no medicine seeuied to been prorogued by the Governor. clock or watch in its movements; if one do me any goes loo slow* or too fast, mo follow all the Good!!: • • • • Premature decLae of power in other*, and bad time reaulta; if one organ Until 1 tried tuo buttle* of )Cur I!< either «ex. however induced, speedily and or Met of organ* works imperfectly, per permanently cured. Consultation free. Bitter*, and to n.j surprise 1 am a* version of functional effort of all the I look for three letter HtainpM. World’« DU to-day a* ever 1 was. I hope organs i* *ure to follow. Hen<*e it I* that “ You may have abundant success” pen**art Medical .V’««<M’iati'»ii.Buffalo,N \ . th«* numerous ailments which make “ In this great ami ” woman’s life miserable are the direct Valuable medicine: T. 8, Arthur, a prominent author and isHue of tire abnormal action of the uteiinr Anjone! * * wishing to kn< u more system. For all that numerous class of publisher, died at Philadelphia on the ti h. | &!>oui my cure? syiuptoin* and every woman knows them i ('«»» learn ti-nrn by hv »/ii! r-VKHiiiiF me. m* E. I-' M. XI Can addressing there is one unfailing remedy. Dr. | RHMTJonald S t Murphy William», i ltd ißi h Miieet, W ashington. Pierce’s “Favorite Prescription,” thi.. 1. Ultimili, Jr3 ice Prrit. favorite of the sex. ‘»B U tb.iag. • 1.« A«» tu pois. ’ sound and *e- The man *1 'S&M enju>>» * politics were of so much importan* e to fn-Uiing »i concepU >©. of Ip « >«• a»h*quate A11 it 1» lo thè «ulfvrer «ho «11 thewe w mankind a« bi* precept» and practice of • >» un bis ìm >1 half tha ui •iaepi«:*' thrift ami economy. Hw life is a most night anti xht ~»»al‘ he* a little uii- fct ibeit full iu«-aiiing h impH «-»iw illustration ot what may i^e «Mdsfa«.'"i* auparmt is B.a> a ho fu digesto wtll and aimost au> au» amount uf s »l* d .aiiuoHt a<*< omplishud by systematic industry, ««If- ’'* • that I.-• » kllls Izill— ptople; V^..»,.la.' it if [>rk hard work •elf-deoial and proper care for earu- is worrv •Tik sat hfuTtowed by rentful d ¡y alni' «u«l strength, íurtiic «tvvp bring Ing*». repair**! «(«»ring the daily wawi _¿ OJfpre^i _ ; , . _ . « the vietili» • .»«J ’dial Franklin was never mean, Mingy nor nigliL Bu leeplea« night is abat d h< « • mi* r;y Ou the contrary he wfi» a the muxlue. tor a. * »or- » <>ut -------------------- rack» the pbilan’hrup'sl who wjieiit time and « ae.4 b-wilder* the brain, so ■ r t. * prth 1 v Ing. money freely for the advantage of hta that life * \ 1. I'- H.'ih bu-j ag*». tfBawtr **ln»oi b-ilow men, and whose benevolcn<-< WM » **v SB| r* the time overworking when a What he <1 d. themarl«»« attested by many gift«, iji time» as many pro- bility to sleep a» there ami what he taught others to do, was I • V* K VVr are living under to live frugally and tvm|**rately, woik were a get >mnia in of different •*1 MW higher |«rt in diffcient mmtal and diligently a»'d wn*te i.o money iu uu- kind», and H . 1 .- mai be - •ii""' d H's homely pro- physical < « nee. a-ary purchases, h : aonb» t an t *h-ep.* verbs have parsed into the common ami a* I ■>' fl |r-.itjn or overw«>rkud »pevch of the people, H »“' many hiiu- bittill all <>f iu -omnia and rv« o% • A moat fi| - I dreds oi thousand* of dollars are »aved er’ fr< in ifl ki —JJTo'^b’tr Hagan. K*i., the from foolish expend l ire in this < untrv * ^tCMfiflflb/‘’* a' * uiii»l uf 1’hiladel- ; i ••isutif‘4 thv larguât <lt.aivre every war by the remembrance of Pf I» il < lp'i.H 1« prc.-M-i/ t- Frankliu** adv <*e to “never buy a tli The Dominion Grange in uchhìqu Al Tor <W. b ’I av rv iit'UM* of G. W . (¿ail J you don’t need beciu*e it i* cheap?’ ‘♦»irStoWtV! th«**« w ho are inquir- onto, han denounced railway monopolies. »W i< ’ ‘ »-«rVre * mud shrp.au«! to A good many young men a- «1 sour* ing the btMfl tori - ii* > of in*omnia. one of A SOLID CONCERN old one* are chietly ambit ou* to be triumph ov !R cm >1 our ««itfoil There are few, if any bankihg hoiine* in calle I “good fvl!ow*.M 1 hey like the North FrW •» among m pl t ufflVi tie ucn tor one who hau the country equal iu tinuucia! strength reputation < f being “oiwn hared«*!. * te <b»pc(»ua an«! inborn and inanageineii' itli the Pacific Bank of been badly They a: v willing to racrinc' a ti.h - or nia. Mr. > • . -I h BF o I »ave been the one Sau Francihco, Cal. Its foundation* have *• ’ it may be a quarter of their income | •eta ted ' iieen ueil iaid. and it* management under 1 i AAiutalun I but no ) une autild • • • . nt <. we.’v week f<»r th* sake ut wl^at ,j<*v • *U|q>- v U k v» r«unal MiDervkion of Dr. R. H. Mc — Irwin «. ♦« ' " ker U/ffiKert «Wlff»»rd i call “a x « hm ! t me and the du bout ap UineM or aii<bt « lor-, uf resi. In reaponM? lo Donald arcount* for It* *y'.Mudid achieve Out of the earning* ufl l»a»t and prenant experience, HieHtx in the pa*t proval of a pa reel ot other men a* foul- «jueHtionn as «u L^ie px*t six nionlh*. the Board of Direct-1 Mr. Haga i -si ’ U 03* editor: i li then t ih -vere and long ••ontinu- uh» have declared a ilivideiid of 5 per cent, I “My caan wa <f Thrif* should be a *»rt <d erv-day ! e«i inauinida, p j X inixHy fnm.-ivnpeu*’. living at the rate of 10 per cent jar annum, . » •» -»uficatiun to Vilify w yuligiou «A Ui* J», r flvn. .FT"’ !»« <»r the rwtiti/*’ z f' üttül.> i Ub >Xu> ... .lurp -»how* what di «erect manaveruen*. will do. | smail income, and thi» clas* invlu-ie liiipoasibiHty. Mj physical (The Pacific Bank i* growing daily in mer bt . rtrfie ar)u»»«l I iogtit fi oui being unable to cantile confidence, and it* libvial, and at ninvty-nim* hundredths <»f the men in - ■ectiro re(r«L. . »ICniber wa« dreadful. It : the same time cautious, ¡»olicy respecting Detroit. It indues nearl. «wr. man weakened «nd ni»-t!«Vrd me during the day, I ha* won for it a host of friends among the uno works with his hands: nearly every ami made aten'Fb hiisln«*» aslow martyr! i merchant* and thoughtful financiers, of person engage! in teaching <»( any «Join. For ire if »iqjeara i was from time to1 : not only San »and* c, but the entire Pa- lime und<- th« «Are if different pny>iciana. re- I kin<i; iiinvt« en-l wvntieth* *»f lho*e cm < « ;»in< o< 'iml.v pome mea*ure of benefit, 1 citic slope. plowed in stores an I o ber mercantile y< on th< vb fg'ling no material adv ant- , Both house* ot the Dakota Legislature establishment»; thiee-qu iri»*r* at least age. I v .«* p it an a very low and simple diet, conaistins’ pri!»*i*h>sklntmed pni»il»aili of skimmed tnilk. milk. hate passed the woman suffrage bill. of those va ho are in the professions ^htutJlbi jUKh u lung variety of ex After p»»-wiHdtb*xUgh a long to fand die'- I one dav hap calle I “learnci;" nearh everyone who perien« <-• as sMllill A STRONG ENDOWMENT gets his li\!ng by newspaper work or pen ••«! to |».o*te •! 1 ii« •• of In*. Starke\ x Paleo, and 1 notice«! Hirign of “( um|M«uu<i Oxygen." is conferred upon that magnificent insti ___ _______ .IM m other literary or qu i-i lit r try pursuit; \ other modi ot treatment bud failed. I ut tution, the human system, by Dr. Pierce’s urtieb's almost with lit excepti >n, and, thought U«f* on« Hild •”1 do no worse, and it might “(.»olden Medical Discovery*’ that fortifies «-nt iu ut a venture and ma«le I it against the encroachment of disease. indeed, the ^reat bulk of our p »p la «to U tter. ’ ..<>loe time 1 had been endur- | a trial of it. lion. ThereTs poss.blyonv per ceni. of ing the asp| l5'*i«.p«ia, and for week» bad . It is //«» great blood purifier and alterative ,i without the aid of« Moral . and as a remedy fur < onsuvnption, bron our people who have either by their not been h 4 .»K'P lie 1 Oxygen did not work an, chili*. and all di*eiu*e* ot a waating nature, I he ...». own exertions, or by good luck, or by or other drug*. inuncdlate mirH*1 in nre. But I mxhj naw it ' its influence is rapid, efficacious and per some other mean-, come into the own wrh doing lire t«l Ho I re»ol > ed to perwist — ' manent. Soli! everywhere. Before . ership <>f sufficient proj erty to rendet in it» u • aud !<!•' oH s thorough trial, liufore long 1 tteguii to the pleasure of n al sleep. exhortation to i-coimmival habits nnii-'c- It v.ash.v dugrtothal my The Indian contingent of the Suakein ij* dyiipepMia left dyspepaialeftuie.and ____ to <4 . ;> TOimed .mesi. I w Magre wasgrcaUj rn expedition han I m *en landed at Suakein. psaary for them, and besides they arc lor th« power ig <1 by m*p«rlial improvement, ami this • couru ‘ * ” ■ " " th** most part siiffi *ient.ly inclim d to save Tatet! _____ nur' go >n with great regularity ¡ BtitnuT (' VI AKItH A New Treatment has t»een dia- their pennies without encouragement and per*iHten<^«L»jn> M-rwirttein a -¿Ja.» rr< r** orery «»very was wan »low.it »low, it , • .'.<!•<! w I m rate “ permanent < ure is effected in from other*; but h<>w runny of the uine ua-irvnl. I has* ** twist of home ourvdng and from one (o three applivatioiiM. Particulars and ty-nnd-nirie live as carefully a* they al • Dtion, Si»«! “*t wad, of ioiium *. a material trvutiMe free on receipt uf stamp. A. H. D ixon uid tom«* F >r» or$i mouth» I regulariv took & S on , King St. vicm I, Joi onto, ( anailn. ought ? tire < «»inpoumv V—a. 1 »vgen Treatment, carefully t tie dl'* «W-* 'i ’ , ,e. an«! cunatanth gaining Some of those men who spvud every o ) m ving toe Thoae complaining of Sore Throat or .. -t h I*. * ’* ' •!]*»•«•»»■ My and rent tii>'\ make month after month nud ■ ■ i * id« h it ho badly m «-«lc<l. Hoarseness should use “ Brutcn a bron j ear after yearlinvn unthrifty wives, mil rfi-i this took pla«.**, an I I chial Troches.'* The effect is extraordi About I' :■ ilu.«* condition <>f health nary. particularly when used by aingeis for I hem. it for anybody, the recording have iiiifl <■ Ft. t| n «■'; to attend with pb-astu, anil speakers for clearing the voice. Sold angel ought to drop a tear upon the ami hUtiMlbttld • • ■ businosa I bm «• i.o vxil entrv ami blot It out; but in »st «»1 need nows to tC *t the Compound Oxygen only in buxtA. those who scatter us they go haw no Treat meni, oxd" Oct asionully f«»r a cofil or torroni tAbertmpç '!■<«! ) dinonler. 1 take an BFAI’TIFLL CAHI’S. A set of magnifi bo ly to Idanu* but them vlws. 1 he de abiimlam e oí k ' iu, and I eat and bleep a* cent Floral Cards, 4^xB inches, sent five sire I » tires* in style, to make nabow of w« ll us man cuL i «h to. to all persons w ho have u-ed Brow n’s Iron I li «t\ e rwoiiw n idrd ('ompound ilxygcu to a generuii* living mi I a display of easily ninni* r <>f triât* who bait tried it with rn Bitters. State disease und effect. Write hospitality; to in lulge in expensive ar tire ».*1 i-farflU M? frientl Mr. F. W Fd your address plainly. Brown Chemical ticles uf food an I dr.nk; in a word, tin* ward*, tif tld* ( . « notably one of thc*r. He Co., Baltimore, Md. i ufi 'li by Iti iglit .. w hiM*aMe and ___ lernpla!i<»n to live b yond one’s mean* obier inlirtidiis l»u «iw brought inte gou«! is thv cause uf more domestic misery, «hai** lo : i I he m ( < V i«••«'»<! < >\v gen. ami is now at- Hisi*- with rane t* and comfort. As more diappointmi nt. more life-f.iilurvi femliiiK t«ibusu-H a < omnh'tc tt- «intuì v ili«^» **( ♦*« •»*••> •»•••, d* ein, in. »heOxyucn «heOx i* and more weariness thnt. ends in death nu d. It lriv< ... I ■ ■•«*•( - -1- i «L 1 . * out di**«-**,* U h«n Baby w tut tick, we g«. © bar CASTORIA. than ant other single danger to which hv rrstu . ing i il tut Su aifl put* ing the system When aha wua a(’iuL!, -hr cried forCASTOIlIA, people of general respect ability ere ex ih »ut ha» atelstr« ngth ff it <ii-i n*c has nu When Mhc breauw Ml»«, «be clung to (’ASTORIA, chain •<* io stai f H<h«r •£*»» '(‘Uy <‘k more inform«- U Luu »Le L»J < LiUln-u, «he gavv tlwiu (’ASIVUIA posed. The rea' _ 11 • Except in case of sickness or extrnor- tion on ib '""pke A. a¿. ' a parni U'Hi" ■ ' PB'wlMbvii by Iloctor« (linnrv calamity it is th«* dutv of every in Mark« y X r../ i u -r ■ mu ¡1« tUrai.l Suwt. ’«mu,j ij enrh or middle lift* u ,'n> has ent- 1’1 i!ad«-IpItiA. *’h MU he * ? mailed tu any uTWgU'l, ,rmtl w of the Old Bailey: »lie made it on a allp 6i«ty Million YeAra Hence. m lin’*» service* in the field* of ♦< ienoe and their escorts. They were being weighed, it was very amusing, as well a* a good It may be doubted Near by were a number of lad e* w th Thu writer heard the follow ing story FOP. THE ILEBPLBSt THRIFT. The True Gaapel uf Financial Sal rat io a. Muri be the Krwult nf »he Kterlvas CHiitate of the Faeillr slope. It How au Intelligent Irishman F«»«ed a« a Profue«or. s few evenings T HEAVY. D ir E - Y' _ _ “ < W »,A AU «4M« fh« X Su Ofc ^4» ÜliMisterliiruar > . 11 FsHaawb«*« h«n-h Ai»drei^cfctellm»N«ei«t4y CtjcnWwfrr» Ad **• FETAI I MA IN< I IlATidt CO friahm« cj THE BEST TONIC viaNnlr, ìn*n with r __ ì“l<yiy »n.t »MniUru . F.4I« n <| w ., »» A GUVtKN Mb 5 I • »*4i8 M<'!•!«. I Sll»rr bti.l 14 * ’rM I'fFuduit»« y t , XI' F n < i» Hatehtt all Kinds of Er^s STUÜ ina::_L laser. '.C3r-.;ua‘:¿. iW t - l •*We hate thi* great ,-t time exprexij bundles deUrered her F won’t do it y wav know« i 1« th Toll mail is neigh h. kind, moot N •grip other May’ it d dn nut tl R. U. AWARE THAT J-crillard’s Çliaax Pk a rM fU tav it, 1/Or Haar l,ea| An«* cut ih.Y- 1 t a<a. and thar u>n 1.M « *(1ul Mtprat, UU m IK j o.Uaidrrvu » CONSUMPTION. T. A lUK l M 1,1 ?.. « . i ¡ÌL? 'S4' ’t*'»»«*.« km««»« trarr». » srmff »TJ * I - «WM h bierre «ed 1 1 is A Clear Skin only a part of beauty but it is a part Every lady may have it ; at least, what looks like it. Magnolia lùlm both freshens and beautifies. t I ha ÌL a* num» New’ II.*ini|whirt» post Mustang Liniment only good for hones > It is for inflimm». lion of all flesh n p N V. Nd. « I