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Television in review Reviewer comments on some of networks' press releases By Rick Du Brew UPI Staff Writer HOLLYWOOD (UPI) - We read the network press re leases: From ABC-TV's "Discov ery," a children's show: "The next time you see a child play ing jump-rope and singing some disjointed song lyrics, don't take the music lightly." Okay. From CBS-TV: "Among the many Jack Benny jokes is a description of him as so tight fisted that he has varicose veins in his knuckles." What are some of the other Jack Benny jokes? From ABC, quoting Dick Clark about appearing on a "Burke's Law" episode: "It may come as quite a shock to my ABC-TV daytime audience when I loom up on their TV screens... as a father-hater in this 'Burke' episode whimsical ly titled "Who Kiued wnat's-His-Name?' " No more than the shock of that sentence. -From CBC-TV: "Madelyn Martin, writer on 'The Lucy Show,', goes through all the show's stunts herself to see if they are practical for star Lu cille Ball." And? And? For heaven's sake finish. From ABC-TV: "Tom Egan, associate producer on ABC-TV's The Jimmy Dean Show, began his TV career from the very bottom. While a senior at Ford- ham prep school in New York he took an usher's job at CBS." The assumption in the above Is that if he had taken an ush er's job at ABC, he would not have begun his career quite so low. From ABC-TV, quoting Gene Barry as saying: "As a performer who has been trying to stage a one-man revival of vaudeville before I went into the ABC-TV 'Burke's Law' se ries, I'd like to express my feeling of elation over the basic idea of ABC's 'Hollywood Pal ace show. This is a great place to expose new talents and re expose great vaudeville acts." Strangely, I believe that Gene Barry may well have said just that. Th Channel Swim: The Brit ish prime minister, Sir Alec Douglas-Home, appears on CBS TV's "Face the Nation" Sun day .. . Oxford University's educational climate is the sub ject of the same network's One of a Kind" Feb. 2. Robert Morse, who made his name in "How to Succeed in Business Without Really Try ing," guests Friday on NBi TV's "That Was the Week That Was." Young man fails in holdup try PORTLAND (UPI)-A young man attempted to hold up the money order window in the Pio neer Post Office Monday. The would-be bandit gave a noidup note to the money order clerk, Ruby Mulvihill, and fled when she said "I can't give you any money." AD FOR COFFIN LONDON (UPl)-The Times today carried a classified ad vertisement by the University of Manchester Union which said "wooden coffin wanted.1 By Caylord P. Godwin UPI Staff Wrltar WASHINGTON (UPI)-Presi- dent Johnson today asked Con gress to approve a fiscal lata spending budget for the Agri culture Department $1.1 billion below this year's figure. The agriculture budget cut was the largest for any govern ment agency except the De fense Department. Johnson put a price tag of $5.8 billion on farm programs in the new fiscal year starting next July 1. This compares with estimated spending of $6.9 billion for the current 1964 fis cal year. The hefty saving Is based largely on the current wheat program and anticipated cotton and dairy legislation, and could evaporate easily. About $532 million of the budget reduction reflects the lower price the Agriculture De partment expects to pay to subsidize wheat shipments abroad under the Food for Peace program and the inter national wheat agreement. Farmers Spurn Control Last year, wheat farmers turned down the administra tion's proposed 1964 wheat con trol program. As a result, wheat price support In 1964 will drop to about $1.25 per bushel which is expected to approxi mate the world price. Under such a price, the government will be able to ship abroad as much wheat as before, but it will cost fewer dollars to do so. There would be little or no ex port subsidy to pay. But pend ing legislation to keep wheat tarmers' income from dropping could nullify the proposed budg et saving. Likewise, there Is no certain ty that administration plans for dairy and cotton legislation de signed to save $230 million in farm program costs will be ap proved by Congress. Johnson told Congress that the cost of agricultural pro grams m fiscal 1965 were estr mated at $5.1 billion, down $1.3 billion from 1964. The estimat ed expenditures for the depart ment itself, however, are high er because the agency adminis ters some spending that is not strictly agricultural such as the Forest Service, school lunch and food stamp programs. Loan Chang Planned One proposed reduction in agricultural spending would stem from changes In the rural housing loan program of tne warmers Home Administra tion. The FHA changes would require congressional approval ot legislation to insure private creoic tor rural nousmg. Proposed legislation to fi nance directly the full cost of meat, poultry, and gram in spection activities through a system of fees would bring about another reduction in spending. Collections from these proposed fees were esti mated at $49 million in fiscal 1965. Still another reduction would be through "increased effi ciency and reduced personnel 3 Mi CM MET Oft HAT MY DEM! make him prove it :rr: car! Shop around. Hammer out the best possible offer from any oilier dealer, anywhere in the state. Then come compare that offer with Eddie on a stunning new '64 Dodge, Chrysler or Imperial. Eddie can meet or beat any other deal! And give you all the bonus advan tages of responsible local service . . . plus the amazing warranty that protects you for 5 years, or 50,000 miles! If you're in the market for a new car, you can't afford to forget that Eddie can meet or beat any deal in the state) SALES AND SERVICE WALL AT GREENWOOD 382-3561 .CHRYSLER fJ am mmmum requirements." The President estimated Agriculture Depart, ment employment would de cline from 116,800 at the end of fiscal 1964 to 115,376 by the end of fiscal 1965. Johnson devoted comparative. ly little of his budget message to farm problems. But he promised he would shortly transmit to Congress his rec ommendations for agricultural legislation, including cotton and dairy proposals. Compact group to set down list of objects SEATTLE (UPI) The Colum bia Interstate Compact Commis sion decided Monday to assem ble a list of objects to a pro posed seven-state treaty, and to meet in six weeKs to see it (in ferences can be ironed out Members of the commission were told earlier Monday their states must prepare to stand up to thirsty California proposals to divert water from the Pacific Northwest. Objections to the proposed compact were voiced by Ken Billington, executive secretary of the Washington Public Utility District Association. Washing ton and Oregon public power advocates' objections have been the prime stumbling block in , ratification of the treaty in' those two states. The legislatures of the other states Involved have approved the proposal in one context or another. Billington, of Seattle, said the prime objections of his organi zation were the failure of the compact to deal adequately with pollution and flood control, the possibility that Washington and Oregon together could be out voted by upstream states, and the lack of budget limitations on compact commissions. The PUD executive said the commission would be "a tax supported bureaucracy big enough to choke an ox." Members of the commission agreed that without ironing out PUD objections the proposed! compact would have no chance of ratification. The morning session of the 63rd meeting of the commission was devoted mainly to a Los Angeles proposal to take water from Idaho's Thousand Springs area and bring it to Southern California. Chairman of the Idaho Com. pact Commission, R. P. Parry, told the members that although the Thousand Springs proposal had been made in the name of Los Angeles, it generally has the backing of the whole Southwest "My experience has taught me never to underestimate the engineering ability, financial ability or the political power of California," said Parry. "Their (Los Angeles') scheme is clev er." The proposal would take about 2.5 million acre feet of water, lift it from 3.200 feet to 6.200 feet on the Nevada Plateau, then flow by gravity to Lake Mead, manufacturing hydroelec tric power on the way. Parry said if California were able to carry out the plan, it would mean a corresponding foot-acre loss to the Columbia River power plants, and at the system's ultimate development, a loss of $60 million to $70 mil lion of power annually. 'Date room set by LBJ daughters WASHINGTON (UPI) - Tne White House classroom used by Caroline Kennedy is being turned into a teen-age "date3 room for President Johnson's two daughters. After all, as Mrs. Johnson put it, "You can't have a date in the Blue Room." Nor do any of the other exquisite formal rooms in the White House lend themselves to high school hoe downs or college gatherings. The third floor solarium, where Caroline and her play mates attended kindergarten and the first grade, is being transformed into a recreation room for Lucy Baines Johnson, 16 and Lynda Bird, 19. .The vinyl tile floor Is Just right for dancing. Sofas and comfortable chairs will be moved in along with a televi sion set, a record player, and a small ice box. Lynda will come to the White House to live this weekend. Both she and her roommate, Warrie Lynn Smith, 19. San An tonio, Tex., are transferring from the University of Texas to George Washington University. They will share Lynda's room In the White House. Lucy, who mwed Into the white House with her mother and father, Is a Junior at the National Cathedral School for Girls.
