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TAKfi )( HEBE'6 VJUHV fUTT- I YOUR TWVCK YVlNHlNSS f ) f0(KCf ADlt WARH into tHEDPEM MAino )J l-nuce -vXNeeo) You CAMT A 1 ELtED ( 20 BUCKS (jAOAL$ JreS MoSaRO rT TW 5 TILL PAYDAY) WAT PIASTER iHATflSSOlSo R3RANE.W YSLACK- 10 NICK VbO MW SAMISEN .SHOe ON Av MAIL LAST 6ROUNDHO&y Vp? j V I S59 Bitching a rlda aftur leaving jour apartment, X hailed a traek bound for this little city! the Jiamo e truck it as being unnla Tajtaoiy kiofhetic: WLV II Z' V WELL, WHAT'S 1 DONT CVJW NOWf HMAT with MAJOR HOOPLE LET ME HAVE THAT PHONE- LOOK, WD! I OWN THE AUJ0R1TY OF STOCK IN KXIK CHAIN i EITHER WO CLEAR, OUT THAT AVDTEL OK X3ULL. BE SACK CARRYING PISHES IN A SUMMER HOTEL fCH CLP LAPIESi ID LIKE TO VISIT MY OLD BIRTHPLACE AT SLINGSHOT MOUNTAIN, VIRGINIA. He used fo torfure eyes with magazines, flashlight WASHINGTON (UPI) - Almost anyone can dredge up something in common with Abraham Lincoln. By me. it's eyestrain. As a lad. Lincoln used to punish his orbs doing his lessons by fire light. As an adolescent, I used to torture mine by reading Esquire magaiine by flashlight I was forced to resort to make shift illumination owing to the fact that Esquire was verboten at our house. I usually kept a contra band copy hidden under my mattress. After I had ostensibly retired for the night, I would haul it out, pull the covers over my head as a blackout curtain, switch on a flashlight and spend a tingling half-hour perusing the "Pretty girls." Until you have ogled a "Pretty girl" by flashlight, you haven't really lived. What started these memories vi brating in my cerebrum was a news conference held here this week by Arnold Gingrich, editor and publisher of Esquire for the past decade. Esquire Has Changed The magazine has chanced a lot since those days, however. Gin grich has transformed it from the Bagffibufe- Memorial Day, and always, i let us honor our heroic dead by pledging ' ourselves ever to preserve the liberty of free men for which they gave so much. 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As a result, according to Ging rich, the trend now among im portant new novelists is to return to the old practice of Just setting the stage. He is convinced that the "na tural censorship of taste1 will force other writers to abandon the "fashionably dirty" school and de velop styles that offer more than graphic descriptions. Already, he said, a Paris pub lisher who specializes In shocking books has complained that such books don't shock any more. What once was shocking is now taken for granted,'' Gingrich said. "And what once seemed demure now seems daring by contrast." It remains to be seen whether Gingrich's theory is sound, but I was intrigued by his comment about demurcness becoming dar ing. I think 1 11 get out my flash light and reread "Girl of the Llm- berlost" Drunks turned out at LA. LOS ANGELES (UPI (Police have released all 277 drunk pris oners from jail because a city law under which they were ar rested was recently Invalidated by the California Supreme Court. Police said many of the drunk prisoners didn't want to leave jail and appeared on the verge of tears as they wandered out Into the streets. "A lot of them like it in jail." one jailor said. "They get three square meals a day and have a place to sleep. But It won t sur prise me if a lot of them get thrown back in tomorrow." Your next trip te the t store pick up the sure sign of fresh ness FARM . FRESH EGGS and CENTRAL OREGON CROWN FRYERS. Poultry Co. Ph. 382-1042 most people do better at PACIFIC INVESTMENT F HOME LOANS f I ... as low as 5'i .' I I ... as long at 30 years 1 J I ... up to 75 of appraised value 1032 Wall 382-1421 Th. Bulletin, Wednesday, "Ask yourself why Harry Manning; consistently tops hi quota! Because Harry won't take - t NO for an answer." " You can't patent an item described in By Harry Ferguson UPI Staff Writer (Last ef Three) WASHINGTON (UPI)-A favor- ite story at the U.S. Patent Of fice is about the man who walked In, put a sliver of wood on the desk and said he wanted a patent on the toothpick. He didn't get it because of a special provision in the patent laws. You cannot obtain a patent on something that has been pub licly described in a newspaper, a magazine or a book. The tooth pick has been described so many times that a patent never has been Issued on it and never will be. But if you can come up with some variation on the toothpick, you can get a patent, and there is one on the market now. It is described as a "tooth space cleanser and gum massager . You dampen the piece of wood, stick it between your teeth and Boating mishap claims children STEVENSON, Wash. (UPI) . One child drowned and another was missing and presumed drown ed in the deep waters of Swift Reservoir northwest of here. Mitchell James 4, drowned when an 18-foot cabin cruiser capsized. His sister, Theresa, 2, was miss ing. Skin divers resumed a search for her body today, I The Skamania County Sheriffs office said the boat, with seven persons aboard, tipped over about 7:30 p.m. Tuesday. The victims were the children of Robert James, 22, and Mary Ann James, 21, who survived. Other survivors were Frances James, 42; Frederick Davis, 43, and Sharon Blankenship, 11. All were of Woodland, Wash. Sheriffs deputies said the two children were apparently trapped In the cabin of the boat. BOLT HITS CYCLIST GRENOBLE, France (UPI) -Angela Frangiamone, 42, driving his motor scooter during a storm, was hit by lightning Tuesday and knocked into telephone cables 10 feet above the ground. Police cut him down a short time later. Ho was hospitalized with shock. 13 CARNIVAL public print massage the gums. Patent Office officials long ago ceased to be surprised at the things people invent. It is not the function of the office to pass on the economic potential of an in vention, but merely to determine whether it is novel or new.- A farmer who obtained a patent! on a pair of spectacles for a near sighted rooster got the same courteous consideration as Alex ander Graham Bell did whcn'.he Invented the telephone. Many Strange Patents But over the years some strange things have been patented: A fly swatter pistol. When you pull the trigger, a long spring in the barrel uncoils and hits the fly on the wall. v A grape fruit shield. It Is a plastic shield which is placed over the sliced half of a grape fruit, but is enough smaller than the grapefruit to allow a person to use a spoon. When the juice flies up, it hits the shield instead of going Into your eye. , A woman's hat that blows soap bubbles. A tube runs from the hat to a bulb which the lady holds in her hand. She can win friends and influence people at any time merely by pressing the bulb and a large soap bubble will float out of her hat . . . A labor saving device for children in cold climates called a snowball machine." The child packs a tube with snow, presses a plunger, removes the cap of H18 lube and anowball pops out. A spoon made out of pastry. When a child is through using the spoon, he eats it. . . ,i Inventor Poor Judge An Inventor frequently Is a poor judge of the potential of what he has made. Joseph F. Glidden of De Kalb, 111., appar ently had no great hopes when he received patent No. 157,124 in 1874 for something he described as "an improvement in wire fences." What he had invented was barbed wire and the ranch ers on the Plains bought it as fast as it could be produced. Ellas Howe, who was working In a machine shop In Cambridge, Mass., was a victim of public indifference. He invented the sew ing machine. People were so un impressed that Howe did not bother to patent it in the United States, but sailed for England in search of backers. A corset man ufacturer bought the English pat ent from him and hired him to manufacture the machines. Four years later Howe returned to the United States and found that people were pirating his in vention all over the country. He entered upon one of the longest scries ot litigation In this nation snd won every suit he filed. Howe died a millionaire, but his unhappy experience had dona something to him. To the very day he died he kept building small, queer machines. Nobody, including Howe, could figure out how they could possibly be of any use. - stum ITOPS IN QUALITVIi May 29, 1963 11 11 ' ' ' . ' 1 mat . I jliMiiEiHS IL I MlSS'LE-BAKKEL SETTINCa UK.1 jkau meisBT liWVV IN rHIM j ii t. 1
