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About The Bend bulletin. (Bend, Or.) 1903-1931 | View Entire Issue (April 27, 1910)
"Ship It to Me"
flmllli want Mary dial el nl hi
In (ha country. nrr fhanje rum.
mlaa um. W will i follow lot uimkI,
ft duit. nh ip lr i't a.
J)im. Veal lip to IM IU 131J0.
)reaae, I'urk Him "IS'
4vl'hlelien . .ilium ""LlW1
Irweed tlilf ken . i i .... ui.j.i. 1
THANK I. SMITH MCAT CO.
"rishlln Ih lleef Trutl"
"I hear your girl haa a food trad
"Don't speak of It as & trad; It la
I real cnlling."
"Whst li IU"
"flhe li n telephone operator," Ual-
riMiilinaii rinnriiliar what A'rt reck
Sen l tin deadest of lh dead Ian
Haymold Htorey My gur la that
It'i ilia on you u when you're
"Jnilnh, what la the houe or InrdiT
"If one branch of Ilia llrllliii par-
' lament. You've heard of the houit of
common, haven't you?"
"Well, Ilia lord era the uncommon."
Th lll Vleltm.
Mrs. Kawler lin't (he coat of living
'frightful these dayT
Mri. lUnntur Indeed II la. ira eo
hard to av enough out of It to pay
i the att 111 greater coal of movingi cm
Tim Latin friend.
Mayhelle Do you think thla photo
arnuti look Ike meT
OUdya Not In the eat, dar but
It'a a ulndld picture.
Send for It.
J. J. BUTZER
16B Street front Portland, Oregon
WE PAY CASH
r LiiimIhJ rallnntiWIinient. and ran eell tour
ferma end renrk miUkly 11 in handle our
jueine il "III jrueraMee rwir eatteieeiiiM.
OI feU trtt-viUta In Hl leltee.
010 Dekum Bide, Portland, Or
$2,000 A YEAR
U Utn ramal If rmndrede of Chlrural,
Uu, DiewMk taraaity leml. rurapeU
tun illahl relume hxraU A IhewiaAd
(nluaia ffU 1
A tlroken Down l"ooAfrh
Ta rftf IhaAik.
at aval an J
eeeeUMea, lUnl Iba ball
e-Ie. larr e feexle , taal
traielhey neeer rail H yield
rr quality, tha ! seidaa-
ere and ranuere averrwlier
knnw r err, a aeeiU o la Uta
hlrneet eundird or qtuln
f allalnxt. tut aal
Al Ptkaa thai l)alr Campalklaa
ittut wunour rules AsrtciAin
PIMM uraamiw TJtHaVl rV
VWIlafarpartkur l-l( Af
Tke WeeUe) Skl fill
I Chbaaadr ! 11 ,j
rwtlaml, Ores Jhlmim
Si7ae ai ii iaaeaei i r
A a itxlt fjauaa a.ajr-vi a - aj HflA
HILVtll MUlNtUI ..BOO UK
nn! It tlt I IMtlM
UK DOI.K CIIOW
tlK DOI.O CIIOWN , .....0.
GOOD llUIIIIKIt l'l,AtK.., IVt
TMK llt'Jir KUIIIIKIl I'LATUi ..,....,
WIIAtXllONK I'UATUa .... iio.i
Uutf.lown DallanU tan aluln narfaal work
ami M moor by lUn at uur oltlra.
NO UTUIIKNra NO OAK H COCAINk
All work vuanMtexl (or Ian ra
CHICAGO PAINLESS DtNTISIS
JJJW Waahlaitan Vt. Car. Slalrt
KalaUUknl II taar liar tnaut
T1IC DESCHUTES VALLEY
Tho Place You've Been Reading About
Writ for Information
COOPtR & TAYLOR, Selling Agts.
X0679 iknry BWg., Portland. Oregon
Tim early bird had caught the worm.
Thinking the Incident ilfaxplana
lory und the moral perfeolly obvloua,
the bird refrained from trying to aay
Thereby Introducing a alartllng In
novation and ealabllahlng a new rec
ord. III Woinlarflll TnvIi
Wheelflr Why, MIh Hnoopor, how
coitumea coniplototy niter peopiol 1
hardly fcnow you.
Mlaa (Inooper Ro 1 look aucb a
fright, thenT ,
Wheeler On the contrary, you look
moat charming, llluatrnled Ulta.
Ttro Itnraaanl (ntlun,
Day Maokoral Thankaglvlng and
Ohrlilmaa may be araaone for the die-
memUniiftnt of Turkey, but I know a
nation In even a worao cnae.
Blind !, What I that?
Hay Mackerel-lnt, when occura
tho baiting of fln-lnnd,
One ovrnlng I'red, aged 4, aaya the
Chicago Nowa, aaw a ahootlng atnr for
tho first time. Hunnlnit Into the
houao, b txclalmodl "Oh, mamma, I'll
bet there' going to be trouble In heav
en tonight. Homebody let one of lh
"There I a wliln difference of opln
Icn na to the dealrablllty of a qulol
"Hut everybody want an unoalen
tatloui divorce." Ixiulavllle Courier
Calnlna; Auolhar Word,
lllla l'a, may I aak on mora que
tlonT l'a Wall, what li It?
Wllllo If a man from Portugal li
a 1'ortuguei la bla little toy a Por
Pa Iltght t bad with you. Bt
aura of IIIm,
"I'll five you a poaltlon aa clerk to
itart with," aald tba merchant, "and
pay you what you art worth. la that
"Ob, perfectly," replied the college
craduate, "but r do you think tho
Irm can afford It?" Catholic BUnd
ird and Time.
Eminent Mualclan Among my pro
feiilonal friend I
Ileportar (gnplng) I'rofaaalonal
frlendat Ar they living?
"I'or month I had crvot trouble with my
atomac arxt t-nl all kind of tueUlrioca,
My tonxua ta bean actually a groan aa
gnu, my brtatU lutvlng bad odor. Two
wtk ago a friend rrcoaimeedtd Caacarcta
and after wing thtm I ran willingly and
cltrcrfulty aay Uiat they hare entirely
cured me. I therefor let you know that I
hall recomuimd them to any one mfTer
uik from tucli trouble." Cha. II, Hal
xra, 114 It. yth 8t, New York, N. Y.
cut tiiw oirr, n it iui ir ..
irtM-i Id th BIstllnaT ltmilr CkrniMAV.
Otrr lit tvnd rM-lv . laAfvJaHam mt
a la I
anlr OolJ Hon Hon fMX.
Don't waato time and money plant
ing poor acexla. Our aeoda won Flrat
Grand I'riio at tho Boattlo Hxpoal
tlon. Our price arc reasonable.
I) If Catalotfuo frtro. Sotwl for a copy.
Vogeler Seed Co.
Salt Lake Olty, Utah
la not a ''fixxl" It I i medicine, and thr
only liirillclne In the world for cowa on y.
Mail fur the row and. aa It name Indicate,
n I n Cure. Hit rotii'M. retaimxt after
birth, alxirtlon, aooura, rakrd udder, and all
atinllar ntlVclliitia HUlviy and quickly
currd No one who keep itiw, wliethrr
ninnv or few, ran n third ta Im without KO W
Kl'llK. It la made eprcilly tokranrowa
hfailhr Ourlwok 'Cow Monat" aant FIIKK
Ajkyuurk-caldaa'ar for KOW-KUHK or aand
DAltr ASSOCUTI0.N CO. LraaaariDi. Tl.
AND ALL NOSE
1 lr.r igHgfJr
Curat the alck and act a a i eventlvo for other. Liquid
g'von on the toiiRtie. Hafo for brood mare and all olhera. Keai
kidney remrdyt fiOcenta audit a lotllo tAandflOthodoien.
Hold by all drurglttt and horae good houae, or tent, expreai
paid, by tho manufacturer.
SPOtIN MEDICAL CO., Chemists, Goshen, Ind.
Inn mmtm j- aA
ngggg9gaa29aaT-nv t ta
rCuvCeMaBTcTaBTaBTaBaBTali K vi. J 'Sv
SOMETIIINQ FOR EVERYBODY
Thoro nro 14,000 oyatcrn of full aire
In n ton.
KIkhIiir nnd klinklng hittidi nro rare
ly prnctlcod In Japan.
Japnu lmn fow millionaire and prac
tically no multimillionaire,
Thoro li n record of wheat growing
In China a far back a 3000 II. C.
For homo consumption last year
England Imported 2,107,280,000 egg.
ICiN than 0 per rent of tho ontlro
area of the world I cnpable of tillage.
Ttirkoy lina n government tnnnory
for tiucli producta aa nro needed In tho
At tho bcglniiltiK of tho preient year
thera woro 103,208 telephone In una In
Tho colonic of Kranco every year
produco half tho vanilla henna uicd In
tho world. '
A 2.000,000-ton hill In Cincinnati I
being moved thrvo mllci to make a
Tho flrat ccniui of tho olty of Hang
kok, recently taken, allowed n popula
tion of 028,070,
Underground railway for Ilucno
Ayrc nro being coiuldercd by tho Ar
Arranged In a atralghl line tho rail
road trncka of the world would reach
to tho moon and back again,
Tho Japaneto "Hellol" at tho tele
phone I "Moihl moihlt" or "A no nel"
with tho accent on the "nay,"
Tho Auctrallan etato of Victoria
apend nearly f&OO.OOO a year In IU
warfare ngalnit tho destructive rabbit,
Covorlng an area of 2.4C0 acre, tho
largeat hydraulic Kold mlna In the
world li In Trinity county, California.
Whlto 2,000-horte power locomotive
are common In tho United Statea and
many exceed that site, a 1,200-horso
power engine la .contldercd largo In
A monument recently waa erected In
Nurtmburg, Ocrnmny, to the memory
of Prter Ilenllcn, who flrat aubatltutcd
aprlnc for weight In tbo clock nnd
made the watch potilblc.
At 21 Aloxander tood at tho head
of hi army on tho plains of Thcasaly,
Wllberforre entered Parliament, and
Tao had begun hi Immortal poem,
"Jcrualem Delivered," which took ten
ycara to complete.
A conception haa been granted to the
MnrConl company of Uuenoa Ayrea,
which la capitalized at about 112.000,
000, to erect a powerful atntlon at
Punta del Kate, but thua far no prog
rraa ha ttecn reported.
More than half a million dollar'
worth of radium baa been produced at
the Imperial American laboratory at
BL Joacblmitbal, the pltcbblondo from
wjilch It I extracted being taken from
a worked-out allvcr mine.
Tho eatlmate for dividend In the
United Statea In 1909 la 1395,000,000, a
gain of 130,000,000 over 1003, The
largeat dividend payer for tho year
nro Standard Oil, $39.335,3o3, and
United Statea Steel, $39,206,990.
Ojater production In Canadian wa
ter li steadily decrcailng. The yield
fell from 35,767 barrel In 1903 to
27,297 barrel In 1907, Canada Import
ed $271,700 worth of American oyiter
In 1908 out of a total export of $603,832
Owing (o the high price of cotton
lomo German textile expert have been
turning their attention to other floor
that might bo used as a aubstttuto for
It. Itecently a spinning company at
Cbcmnltx haa aucccodcd In spinning
tho fiber contained In tbo seed of tho
kapok, or allk cotton tree of tho trop
ica. In It natural state this fiber can
not be spun owing to It extreme brlt
tlene, but It I reported that Profes
sor Goldberg of Chemnltx ha found a
method of treating It to make It spin
noble, nnd tho yarn, I described a
having a peculiarly soft, silky feeling.
Tho fiber has tho ndrantnge of being
considerably cheaper than cotton, but
no Information Is at hand showing tho
wearing qualities of fabric made from
In a French vlllago a cltlien had
upon bla land a part of an old build
ing containing two very beautiful win
dows. Ho was In debt and ombar
raised and eagerly closed with tbo of
fer of a rich archaeologist, who bought
them. Theroupon tho government In
spector, hearing of tho bargain, ar
rived just In tlmo to stop the masons
from dislodging tho windows. "You
cannot," ho said to tho villager, "sell
antiquities, my man." "Hut, excel
lency, I hnvo used the money and paid
tn y creditor," The villager was In de
spair, but the official waa untouched.
"That's all right," he said, "tho monoy
Is safo; tho window nro no longor
yours. Hut tho buyer cannot movo a
itone of them. Ho can, however, como
with a camp stool and sit down and
look at hi property as much a he
A I'rraonnl lierannatrntlon,
Tho examining counsel looked search
Ingly at Michael Connors, standing six
foot threo Incbos, In tbo witness box
of a western court room. "What sort
of n blow waa It which you saw tho
defendant elvo tho plaintiff!" asked
"'Twould bo hard to doscrlbe,
sorr," said Mr. Conuors, In his most
confUleutlal tono, "but It nnny of you
gentleman U willing to step forward
1 could how you, easy,"
When n woman la nroud of hor hua
band's ancestor It's a safo bet that
lh isn't proud of him
for Hpilng to c me, but lgln to build tip
your syalriii now by clratulng your blood
of tlirne linpiirltlea that have accumulated
In It during lha winter,
To build upy 'iirylein now will help
you through Dim midden and extreme
chAngs of w a livr at hi reaton and ytty
likely vo you from serious sicklies later.
la the med cine lo take. It purine the
blood ami vlvea strength and vigor.
CM it today In uaual liquid form or coeoUti
UUata tatla-l garaaUk. .0tVjaaal,
I.I veil Too fa I.
"Poor fellow) He Is quit broken
down, and the doctor ys tbat hi
condition I due to fait living."
"yea; you ire, be I a traveling man,
and he' waa obliged to eat so many
din log-car meal and la ao much
aleep In sleeper that his constitution
gar way." Hrooklyn Clllren.
Tba "IllncU-llnnd" lliialn,
Mrs. Dart My husband got a letter
(c-day aaylng aomethlng dreadful
would happen If he didn't send the
writer a sum of money.
Mr. Smart My husband get
dunned for hi bill, too. Boston
Quick As Wink.
If lour eve ncho with a smarting.
Miminir sensation una dizziness-, uso
PETTIT'H KYE SALVE. All druzfflat'
a I a- a .a "'
or iiowaru nro., tiuiuio, n. x.
And II Did.
"Itoll on, thou mighty oceanl"
The poet wrote hi song.
Ah, well, the bard baa had hi way.
For ever since that fateful day
The ocran ha, In ceasele play,
Dn rolling right alongl
Ck lento Tribune.
Bqaabbllnat Aboal Nolhln.
"To-day my wtf and myaelt had the
moat foolish squabble of our married
"And what waa the aubject of your
"How w would Invest our money If
w had any." Kansa City Journal.
Uotoer win sod Mr. WloiloV ftaothlac
tuiisg ib tlblaf jorUxl.
, Aa II (.round.
Tennyaon had Just begun to writ the
"Churn, of lh Llaht Brlgad."
"Half a league, half a league.
Half a league onward"
Then h atopped.
"Sounds a good dal Ilka Off agin.
en a sin, gone agin. Ftnntganl" he said,
knitting bla brow.
Out h went ahead with It. and the
Jingle mad a decided hit Chicago
Didn't Uaaellr Han It.
Tha Otrt Isnt this play Ureseraet
Tho Toung Man It's an awful bora.
Out thara Is no o. Miss Pinkie, of
your trying to conceal a yawn with
that fairy llttl hand of your: It can't
balf covr- er-1 mean that la"
, TO CVRC A COLO IN ONE DAY
TVa LAXATIVE I1ROHO Chilnln TabWta.
th-U(fu rafund monar Ull fall to cur. E. W.
UltOVErS algnatura U on rath boa. tea.
"What deal Ardup follow for a liv
"Just now b I following eld Scad
well' daughter. In the hop that ha
will be living la the Bcadwell family
Oar Larky Asa.
"Speaking of the Wright brother.
It'a a good thing for people who like
to travel try water that Fulton lived
good many year ago."
"He would undoubtedly be trying to
get an Injunction on all the boat
afloat" Doaton Herald.
Syrup of Figs and Elixir of
Senna appeals to the cultured
nnd the well-informed and the
healthy because its component
parts are simple and whole
some and because it acts with
out disturbing the natural func
tions, as it is wholly free from
every objectionable quality or
substance. In its production a
pleasant and refreshing syrup
of the tigs of California is unit
ed with the laxative and car
minative properties of certain
plants known to act most bene
ficially, on the human system,
when its gentle cleansimr is de
sired. To get Its beneficial ef
fects, always buy the genuine,
for sale by all reputable drug
gists; one sire only, price
fifty cents a bottle. The name
of the company California
Fig Syrup Co. is always plain
ly printed upon the front of ev
ery package of thc genuine.
Pleasant lj?teiM toeicial, K: j
SAN FRANCISCO. CAL,
Color more good brlrt Ur and faster colon than aay otfear dy. On too paekag
ajaa u ruajata io dy panepwaauita.
oew w ay mim aaa mix, o-w.
flarartan at Ilnlla,
Dullnesa mean a tack of Imagina
tion, and without Imagination life and
tutpplnoa are both Impossible, no
llglon and art, from one point of view
hare tho snmo mission. They bring
to man tho -cnno of amazement. They
tench u that the world Is a wonderful
fairy palace, tho place of hourly mlra
oies. Then wo discover that wo our
aolve are most amazing creatures. Thi
dull man I not Interested In .himself
ha no self-love, I am certain that nc
nuui can lovo hi neighbor unless hi
ha learned to love himself. From our
eolve we dlocorer humanity.
Pair, ImI anil Tldi-y.
A Knnwn snt on tho beach at Allan
tlo City watching a fair and very fil
bather disporting herself In tho aurf
If knew nothing of tldra and he did
(not notice that each succeeding wan
cam a little closer to hi feet. At last
an extra-big wave washed over hli
"Hey, there!" he yelled at tho fair
fat bather. "Quit yer Jumpln' up and
downl D'ye want to drown mo?"
PlltS CUntO IM 0 IO 14 DAVS
PAZO OIMMCNT U ruaranla-d loruraanrraaa
ef Jtrhlnr. Illlnd. Illaxljnror I'rotrudlna- Hie la
S to U day or money reTondod We.
Olrl With the Fur Jacket Every,
body apeak well of the preacher at
air! With the Yellow Iluikln He!
Just a nice a he can be. When thero'i
only a few people at the morning ier
vie he never geta cross and roaati
them because the congregation Un'l
"Madam, your pet dog bit my little
boy In the face thla morning."
"Oh, you alarm me! Had your little
boy' face been anttaeptlcally washed r
"Of course not 1 "
"Good heavsn, womanl How could
you let Lb little darling run such a
risk I James, telephone at once for
the veterinarian." Baltimore Amer
ican. Mchlulnsr Cbaaa.
"Maria, who I the spider legged
gawk that come to sea Dessle two or
three times a wrekT"
"Why, don't you know, John? That'
young Mr. Welloph. the Junior partner
In the firm of Spotcash & Co."
"Well, confound her, why doesn't she
give htm a little mora sneouragement?"
Portland U Ike bi saiket place ef Ik
Sand Your Produce THERE
We are handler of Ege, Butter,
Veal, Dressed Hon, Poultry, livo or
drcsicd: also Apples, Onion, Pota
toes. Consignment, whether large
or small, arc rolidtcd. We con give
you good price for good stuff.
McEwen & Koskey
1 29 Front St, Portland, Ore.
Best for Chflclren
Tat tin 'rMtKeat T0a Sat&SkMCujJ
are BTHatca ana sore. xiaaaa
cvo opiates and k as pleasant to take
as u u csecnvc
All DrastUt. H
NEW YORK. N. Y
iWHHBp Evvl tB
( As4KB i
A'ycr's Hair Vlcor, cs now
made from our new Improved
formula, docs net ttaln or color
the hair even to the E!lhiest
degree. Gray hair, while hair,
blonde hair 1$ not made
shade darker. But it certainly
Sdocs cfop falling hair. No
question about that.
Don tyf thrrrr ft trior nf lit hnlr.
Vaivuie vm M,k Vtule
W Skew tl I year
4ik tin esat II,
these aak aaya
Indeed, we believe It will slop every casa
of falling hair umrst there Is some very
unusual complicate n. something greatly
affecting the Rjncril hca.ih. Then yott
should conaultyourrhysicisn Alionk
him about the new Ayer's llzlr Vigor.
Xed by lh i. C Ayer C., lmall. kill.
The U'l.itom nf Sllenrc.
Tho late Judg Silas Dryan, tha
father of William J. firyan, once bad
several bams stolen from bis smoke
house. He missed them at once, but
aald nothing alout It to any one. A
few day later a neighbor came to hlra.
"Say, Judge," he aald, "I hearM yew
had some hams stole t'other night"
"Yes," replied tbo Judge, very conS
dentlally, "but don't tell any one. Yott,
and I are the only one who know It"
To Ike Daarmral Via Wlralaaa,
The Janitor neglect the heat,
A customary trick!
The tenant kick a register
To register a kick.
Kansas City Time.
MDucr. thc casr tf uwwt
25c. FULL POUND
t. ?cna o-c 1
Tried Bottle Free Br Mail
If yes tngrr froaa Erileaty. FHa, rHIf Wckaaea,
tipaaau.orlu cblldrrnttataoaa.By MrwIM
cotetjr will rrllrr thrm, and all ynq ar aekad l
dole f o aead f orarriaTrUlt BolU of Dr. ay
It baa cured Ibnannde where rrrnihint la.
failed. Gaanntred by May Medical Laoortor
ledrr Par rood and DtnteAct, Jen ttb,iet'
OeiMMyNo. 1T1 rteaMWrttarorSpeeUirrea
a IloiUa aid rlr AOIC and eomplcu addreea
0JL W. H. KAY, 548 Putl Slriil, KiTfL
I Oil At t)Vmt fKrtU
ctt it uu
u m u mrj,
WenUtWen a teal
22k flU r rtela
tree, far $3.51
Meter Crreei 6.0-fl
Ge! nxen 1.M
tatael rie 1.01
iiU-nHife 2. a I
8m. I.tter -
Beet IM Ne- ,
w.a.ftH.rwaiuluieUi-i aar ';
uwawiwaann.l rvaiaia uiroaa u
WO IK aUARANTKKD KOIt 1 VEARSI
itreet loa 9 re e aaa pi- w or ww
Wise Dental Co.
Tuvaa Crrunia ,
VSSllXllZilZ PORTLAND. OBKttOM
crncxKocu: s a.-, u sr.x. se-ia, t a.
C. Gee Wo
Tka PUqa 4U
In UHtin aaja
ThU wonJeral man ku
mad a IU ttudy of U
fropartl of Root,
lerb and Bark, and
U elrlajr the wU tha
WnafltoT hi ear-lea.
No Mercury, Polsaas
Operatlaaa or Cuttlas
Guarant to cur Oatarrh. Aatkraa, Lonr.
oiomaca ana auner irouoM
DiecueeoTU Band Woman.
r trouble, and aUlrirata
A SURE CANCEK OURS
JoitrecelT4from Pektn. Otiaa-aaia. aara
It you cannot call write for aymptotn blank
and atreakr, Incloea 4 cant la atampa,
The C. Gee Wo Medklne Co.
- i ( efu, .riyiiii rnnia vi
TTTHKX wrttlaf to aeWartiaara ilu
H eaauiioa (Bi tuipae-.
cotWn uaUy rv
:te toe ire syaoicuH