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About The Bend bulletin. (Bend, Or.) 1903-1931 | View Entire Issue (Oct. 26, 1906)
Scrofula Tow nro entirely fren from It, It may develop no slowly as to cnunn little If any dlsliirbnnco during lliowliolo period ol childhood. It nitty then priidiicn dyspepsia, en Inrrlii nrul marked tendency to con sumption, iH'furu oniisltik eruptions, sores or swellliiKs. To nut entirely rid of lltuko tlioe,ruat lilood-purlllor, Hood's Sarsaparilla In usual ll(tllit form or III chocotntfit tablet known nt Onrsntnbs, 1U duivi tt. t liirkia, Tho Inrrntloti of clock" I by no menus 11 modern one. Clocks which wore nm by weltihta were Hani by tint Huncciis nt tin Hunt of the Crusades, anil soma authorities: stntn Hint the viriT Invented 1 1 I'nclflcus ns early ni tlio nlnlh century. In tlio work of Dante nrn reference to machine which struck tlio hours, nnit clocks must linvo been used lit Italy about tlio end of Hut thirteenth century. Tim oldest cluck of which there la nny certain record was erected lu n tower In the pnlacu of Charles V. of 1'rnnco In IHill. CLASSIFIEDADVERTISING Cortland Trade Directory Nam.t and Atftlrctt lit I'Mlland ! Ila tnlallt llu.ln.t, film. I ! C UK Alt hKCUIAIIIIIK-W. ,11.11. Ih. It , .earaiw in i ili ii. Wm. lot UHiti.ii(. ILl.tulu., f mil n4Ua. I'lANIM A OlMIANrt Man, Sit iMliammli r r 1 1 ut khnMut fkdiM m r.muvat ftMi.r Will (of l,tf HUih bf ihm ttuit mm hM. It'Hia, ,!. Wrll.l.Lr lMIIit lu, IS tl.nl HOWAIttl J'- llt'lUO -Aa.arrr rl tti.mlil l.dIM, ( olM.l hl-mi.il ,lri IhSil, hllf. I4.tlli"i-I. Hltw.Tfc .UoM, , rinhf laM'l, II. t lllU Imi Mailing tilt, upr ani UM 4rwf HSKIUJ. luwtl liuilu Hll 't" l I M . piu-ali m. Luntri4 )! I hi lUfM4wt LarUAtial fcar UhlkfiH 3MTlfi i When you buy WET WEATHER CLOTHING- you wont comploto protuctior And long dcrvlco Those find many other oood points wo combtnod In TOWER'S rlMt hiiAND OILED CLOTHING V.. llt J iuuuuii uivru -. to buy arty other y .!( wvivu (1.0 .,fc f ... HARD WATER MADE SOFT Send for frre booklet shotting nnlrli of hard wolf r In 1 00 clllrt In the Unitrd Slntri, ih th amount of 20-Mult-Tfam Pure tlortu ncrvary to uve In okIi iac to toltrn the wotrr and produte (Iran, vthite lolhrs Htthout Injury to the flne.t fabric or ntovt dcOcale hands. Allil.tl.it. Villi ti tiarku llui A llnrm . Or( tooklrt nl "Hittnlr l'-lur Till la viiur4rr rr lorciiii khilitrftura nam. 1'A ClflL'l'OAHl Hull AX II), Oakland I al. W. L. DOUGLAS 3.50&3.00 Shoes DCSY IN THE wonLD W.LDou!u$4GIIIEdtllM wnnoiBaequaliflaaunjpt r..i IV. MJV1 " II'mim it ilia 111 ! tutja-iaa' joli. 'HJfUIltlllM(IJ BII0E8 FOR KVKHYMbY AT ALL WldCU. Man' Bhoaa. IS lo il.BO. P?T' "f..J.3 tali.BS. Woman' Sttoa. ibo to .?( Tr V. ,. liiti(l Wuiiiii'. llr ml CI1II1I reii'ahiiia 1 ftir tyU. ill nitJ wr lliity rural iilltr tiiakci, If I could toko you Into my larga factorlci at lirockton, Alai.,and allow youliowcarefullyW.L.UoUjsliiai.lioes nro ninde, you would then understnud why thoy hold their hnpc, fit better, wear loiiRor, nnd nro of greater valuo than nnv other make. Wltrvr you llv. you cn oMata W. L. DouilMthM. lilt nam nJ prlc llantpt ' on tii bottom, which proUcli you agalnit high pi ne uu inifrmr anu, ('; . o '""' tut: Atk your dtaltr lor W.L.Douglaiihoi nil Iniltl upon havlnif Ihtm. . . . fait Oolor C flttt n; thtv will not uyr trauif. wriiiur lilutlratta taiaiogui ; W. L, U0U0LAH, l)pl. I J, e.rockttt, M" 1M. P. N. U, o. 42-08 raft " -T,,nc "S 411 H IIKN wrlllnj to ailvartltan iloa iBiiiiiiii tun iair. 1 "Wllllt llllplMHIN T. llfifl (KHiptlt full III lovo nt llmt itllif" "Uttuiilly iimrrliiuo 11111I hccoiiiI nIkM." "l)o ;oii think Im will miil.o her n Kimil IniHlinniir "No. I think nho will liinkn him n K(M)tl hlltilmiid." Hlm-Hlr. If j on nttwnpt to IiIm mo I hIiiiII 111 II for hull), lli I'or liclo? Why, my ilcnr t;lrl, I nm cnpnhlu of do liiK It nloiio! AiiMverM. Oimlld Krlcnil Von will hnvo to work hiird to win mi lielrc". Impu ciiiiIoiu ()ni I'll hnvo to work n Jolly itlKht hnrilcr ntlll If I don't Tltltlt. Mm, AIJcii Oh, nwlly, tluit'H iilcul And did ho truly my I tlldn't hIiow my 11 K? Mm. CuttliiK Wull it he wild )ou wiro nlivnyN iry direful to conconl It. Jnnoit Mnuy a wlito word In npolum In Ji'itt. Milium Yd.; hu( they vmi't iiimpiiro Mlth the iiiiiiihvr of foollnh oiutn Npoki'ii In Miriioitt. Ciiiwii'irN Jour mil. "Hullo, old limn, mid how do you en Joy iiinrrlcd life, ih? Kut hnvo nny illfTcrcni-tti of opinion with jour wlfoV" "Yint, hut I don't lot hur know nhout tliwn." 1'ntliiT (Ntvrnly) Ko you'ru fnllwl nKHlu In jour itxiimluiitloinil How du juu osplnlu Hint? Hon I lew 11 c tlivy wont nnd nitki-d mu tho wimu iiumtlonn nn livftirtt. t-'iitoiiier (nt IxKikatoro) Hnve you n work on I ho urt of lottor wrltliiK? New HhIimiiihii No, lr, I nhould think )ou could lourn Hint Nt nny cornmiiond I'tico H'hool, I'n-d (Midly) It'n no urn. I told )our fnther Hint I couldn't llo without )oti. IMIth -And what did hu My to Hint? I'nil Oh. hu uffitrod to jmy my funeral oxitetiM. Khi That'll all ry pretty, JHck; hut do you think v cmii llvu oil lovo nnd kluMHil llelt'it much the n.V4t everything iImi la either mlillterntiil, or i)litonwl. or tainted. I.lfv. "Whnt nro you pilim to cnll your utmiO" imkiil Jimkley, "'A llrokon Vimc," riiIUM Itlnivr. "Ah I Hint n nilniln nm of n little thlnu n Mrvnut .. t.i ..r ..n.d .tMkt..wi utr ill., .titu... .tut alll Ul li(tn iiiinnvi, ,i. liiu uiiivi in.... Hln And nro you riwlly no much hotter ulnco you returned from nhronil? lit- -Yon. I'm ijillto muither limn, Kho - Well, I'm itiiro nil your frlciidH will U dellKhtcil to hefir It! And ho In now woiiderliiK Ifnlm meant nnthliin. tIiorj!t Tho rim; diMwn't mi'iii to lit very witll, Clnrn. Hadn't I letter take It txick niul lmit It made itiimllur? Clara No, tlottrKo; hu eiiUHKeiniiit rlntf I an etiicaiRHiiiHit lime, even If I hail to wear It around my ntwfc. Tll-Hlta. 1'Htlmr (at head of MalnO Ittliol, what Mum U It? Ktliel (lu the draw ing nwiii) It'a h (iiartr mid ttn, father, rather All rlisht. Hon't for Kot to Mart tho clock hkhIii nftur tho youtiK limn room out to nut Ida trunk frtitt. I.nlnl WVII, Kiindy, you nro KttlnR wry hunt. Why don't ou atnud ntrnlKlit up llkn 1110, until l Handy Kh, uion, do jou m-o Hint Held o' corn over there? "I do." "W111I, jo'll notlco that tho full liulda hmiK down, mid tho empty onen iitniid Hit." "I'vo coum to tho concluidoii," unld tho mild iHtiidmlKt, "Hint I mux. hnvo Ihi'ii (Kirn icrcnt." "You don't wiy?" ro innrked Slnnlckaon. "Yea; nt any rnto thcro doiHtn't npinmr to ho nny chnnco of my nchlovliiK Krwiluowi or Imvlnc It thritHt uiHin 1110." A wrtttln K)pulr preacher U vory nlwent minded. One day Ida wlfo enmo Into hli htudy crjliu; In uiMiiy, "Oh! I hnvo hwallowcd n phi I" Ho mnllwl ten derly I "Don't worry, my dear," ho wild, art ho fuinblwl at Ida wnUtcont, "here, hero la another pin !" Klic Iluro' an IntcriwtliiB utory of 11 man w ho Iwiwd to ho hunt to prlhou In jdnro of Ida wlfo. Ho Aha ! and yet you alwiija declare that men aro never Holf-wierlllclni:. HI10 Well, Hda iniiu'a wlfo hiipiwiiod to lut 11 wnKliorwoninn, and If ho went to prison ho'd hnvo to work. Bmlth'M Weekly. In timid Mvhuii, lii a nlaco In Now Jcraoy tho town olllccra 'lind Juut put wimo llreoxtln- Kulahera lu their Ma tmlldliiKa. O110 itnv 0110 of tho hulldliikM Ciiuuht tiro, hiivh tho l'hllndehihla l'lihlle Ledger, and tho oxtliiKUlBherii fnllinl to do their work. A few days later nt tho town meet- liiK tsotuo cltUeua tried to learn tho rea son. Aftor they lind freely discussed tho subject, 0110 of them said, "Mr. Chair man, I niako a motion that tho tlro-ox-tliiKUlxucrH ho examined ton daya bo foro uvcry flro." Hyiitimttiullo, Mrs, Itrowno Our llttlo Oeorso got "meritorious commendation" lu school hiHt term. Mrs. Mnlnpron Yo don't say I My I Ahi't It nwful what quoor dlsonscs chil dren ketches In school theso days? VUlladolpkla rrcsa. SEVENTH YEAH' OF FAT FOR KANSAS. Toprkn. "Thin la cmo of tho xroat cat, If aot tho Krcateat, jonrs III Knn sna' hlatory," anld HecretHry Cohiirn, tho fnmouaM'oro Uccmt for tho Ktate'a proHxirlty, to a 'J'opekn correapoiideiit the other, dny. "Tho fnrmera nro jjet tint; tho l'-tt of It. No mortnla on earth imywhoro nro m well preparotl for hnppllican." Ho had Jtmt completed Ida entlinnte of practlcnlly 1WVXX,WXJ Imnliela of IiIkIi Kradu wheat na tho crop of tho Ktnto thla year. And this great crojH tho Krcateat rained hy nny Ktnto lu tho nation comet not after famine, hut na tho climax of hvcii proftpuroua jeiira hi which dehta Jiavo been paid, mortk'iiKt'a canrehil, luiprovitiiciita of uvcry Mirt iiddetl. Thoy aro anvlm; their wheat money. Much of It la koIiik Into b.iiika. Tho Ktnto hna a bank to every lv'tl people, more limn any other Ktnto. Hundred of them hnvo farmers for shareholder chlelly. Their only dllllculty la to llnd plnciti to loan the depostta. Olio ctiuntry hank with flO,00 capi tal recently had f H',(KJ de"Hlt, mid thrce-fourtha of thla lu cash, hoenUKO no 0110 lu tho iiolKhlKirhooil wanted to lairniw' It. It wna In tho himrt of tho whoat bolt where -0 now banks hnvu lieiai chnrterwl lu tho (Hiat 00 days. Hut they nro KcttliiK k'""d thlnca nut of life, too. Why not with tJtJO,X),000 lu cash fur n Mimic crop? Ton yoara nco a Iiouko furunco waa rare lu KiiuanH. Now tho hardware and pliimhliiK wnKoua aro acnttcreil throuith tho country settlni; up fur uacea In fanners houses. Knmu way with hath tubs, same wny with tele-phoiu-, rubbor-tlriil IiujkIoh, plnnoa (not orsmiN na of old), and all tho multitude of things that K" to make up prosperity. In one tittle town .TOO phonogrnph have Uini sold In the past year, at VX) to K) ihicIi. In that county nro S.OOO farmers' tchphonoH two of tho Ii.1 ru ral mall carriers mnke their trips dab ly In automohllca. Kvcry farm baa dally mnll; covcntI wnKoua tnko chil dren to union schools. Wheat money la "velvet" moro than any other the Kansas fanner receive. Only l,M)00iHiplc live lu Kansas HhiiikIi imiro ar coinlui; rapidly lie chum) of the promise of couiHitney. Thla la about the same as Philadelphia baa. Thoy Iihvo put $lia),(R0,(NJ0 lu the hanks and nrenddliiKto tho amount reKUlnrly, Think what It moans to dump JfdO.WMUKH) In cash Into theStato from one crop nlono. Slain tip a Nllnur Sinn. Two dollars Hint bad Ihi-ii taken Into a till were holding a convoniatton to Ketlier. Thla was not an unusual cir cumstance, Ihiiiuso evcrjixHly under- stands that money talks. "I would hnto to be the wife of tho man who owns ua now," snld one dollar to tho other. "Here, too," snld tho other dollar. "If he squeezes her na hu does us bo will break every Nino In her body." "I notice, however," answered the other coin, "that tho ninn who squeeze a dollar hard); ;"cr ki.ucozoh his wlfo." Council (Irovo (Kan.) Guard. Dlrfrrrltt. "Yoiiiik Dr. Wulkor nlwnys lm pressed 1110 aa having nerves of Iron, JuiIkIiik by tho cool way ho iter formed the most serious operations," remarkeil his friend, "but yesterday when I met him lu consultation ho waa tho most excited man I hnvo scou for n lout; while." "It .must have been a most unusual nnd extraordinary ensu." "No, 0110 of tho doctor's owu chil dren lind a mild attack of measles." Loudon Tlt-ltlta. Drlllivmlr. "My I" exclaimed Mr. Klumsny, at tho summer hotel hop, "this door's awful ly slippery. Ifs hard to keep on your feet." "Ohl" replied tils fair partner, sar castically, "then you were really try lUK to keep on my feet? I thoujjht It was ucclileutnl." lMilladelphln Tress. Trout Positive. Daisy Didn't tho count hnvo nny money at nil? Mnide Mercy, do you supposo ho would liavo lunrrlcd Illrdlo l')llansbeo If ho had had any money? Clavolnnd Plain Dealer. Men In the penitentiary havo Just truouKh to oat, nnd think they do not hnvo enough; frco men hnvo too much to oat OHaK0BBTBBBSaBBHBWBfBBBBSaBBBM -"i-- --UiSitil s9 AScCclnbJcIVcparalionforAH .slmllntini ilicFoodiindl.cduJa lln ihc Sloinacls and iim'cls of Promolcs Dltjcstion.ChcciTul ncss nnd Hcst.Conlalns neither Onluin.Morpliinc norJincral. TtOXTiAUCOTIC. jtorotJDrSMUimcnni JSwpfkm Stvm AtxJmna fuoirianiiUSill imirjruniliror. Apcrfcct Itenictly rorConslIpn llon,SourSlotnnch.DiarriKca Worms .Cortvulsiorta .Kcwri slt ncss nnd Loss of Smcu Facsimile Signature of NEW YORK. llnpr Defrrrrd. Dlnirau Shadbolt, I'vo borrowed a rood many little sum from you, at on time and another. Do you know Just bow much I owe you? Kbiilbott (with alacrity) Yes; It's ex actly 195. DlngUM Then let me hare $5, will 7011? That will make It an even hundred, snd It will be msler for me to rrmembr. hi 4 ft DCACTCoprorwRAPPca ly An ounce of grease is sometimes the only difference between profit and loss on a day's teaming. YOU know you can't afford a dry axle - do you know as well that Mica Axle Grease is the only lubricant you can afford? Mica Axle Grease is the most eco nomical lubricant, because it alone possesses high lubricating prop erty, great adhesive power, and long-wearing quality. Hence, the longest profitable use of your outfit is to be had, only when the lubricant is Mica Axle Grease. Mica Axle Grease contains powdered mica. This forms a smooth, hard surface on the axle, and reduces friction, while a spe cially prepared mineral grease forms an effective cushioning body be tween axle and box. Mica Axle Grease wears best and longest one greasing does for a week's teaming. si iff sV 1 . m ss-: .Si & 5Jjqr0. ftlill.fr A &IGREA rvriii mi vj Z-Z ' mr " . Tlio Kind You liavo Always in iiho for over 30 years, nnd 11ns uccainnuonnuer his pcr--z-" Sonnl 8upcrvIIon Blnco Its Infancy. f-CcccAzAi Allow no 0110 to deceive yon In IIiIh. ffi OuzZ. All OoiinfcrfeltH, Imitations nnd" Jut-n-Rood,nro but Experiments that trlflo trllh nnd cntlnnjor tlio health of Iniiiuts and Cluldrcn Expcrlcnco iifalmt Expcrhncnt, What is CASTOR I A Cnstorla Is n harmless substitute for Castor OH, Pare goric, Drops nnd Soothing Syrups. It is PJcnwint. It contains neither Opium, Morphino nor other Karcotlo ubsUincc. Its ago Is its guarantee. It destroys "Wonn nnd allays Fcvcrlshncss. It cures Diarrhoea nnd "Wind Colic. It relieves Teething Troubles, cures Conrtlpatlon nnd Flatulency. It nsHlnillatcs tho Food, regulates the Stomach nnd Bowels, giving healthy and natural sleep. Tho Children's Panacea Tho Mother's Friend. GENUBNE CASTORIA ALWAYS Boors tho (sy7uZ4 The KM You Have Always Bought In Use For Over 30 Years Tc eiirrauit eofir, tt murat Tatrr. MntTesscrrv Wlfety I'orctbotsslif. I ' .i Tnlhrr. Wlfo It's all right If yon bnvel While the Kaler cultivates a mn falled. I have IfCOO saved up from ' tacho with the well-luiown upward money that you've siren me from time twirl, his son. the crown prince, clips to t.me. j bis straight ncross, toothbrush fashion. Hu.band That will bo a big help. ( He seems to be developing on Indlrlda "Help? I guess It wllL Why, that , al.ty of bis own In other respects as will Just buy my winter outfl:." Bos- j well, and bids fair to become the on ion (J lobe. tlthcsls of his father. Makes L.oa mica xte urease saves horse power consequently saves feed. Mica Axle Grease is the best lubricant in the world use it and draw a double load. If your dealer does not keep Mica Axle Grease we will tell you one who does. Standard Oil Co. "W Bonght. and Tvhlch lina been lias borno tlio slnatnro oC Sifjnaturo of 7