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ffppring Humors Como to moNt jiooplu nnd cntiso ninny million, iluiiim( holla nnJ otlior iiptluiin, liosltkm loss of ftppclllo, 'nt tlrutl fuulliiir, fltM of bllloiisneni, ' JmUIkuhIIoii nnd liuntliiclio. W Thu loonur ouo Koto rlil of llinm tlio ujoltur, mill tlio way to ijol rid o( tliotn yjiiiil to Inilld up tlio nyMoiii Uiut lmi finirfurctl from (lioni ii to tnko Mood's Sarsaparitta I and Pills S'Tinlng In conililimtlon tlio Sprint; nlodloliioirir excellence, of uncqimlli'd gtroiiKtli In itirlfyliijr tlio Mood at jSiihvii liy iiiiciimllud, radical unil per iinnnoiit ouioaof fiorofuln Onlt Rhoum iSonlcl Hand Dolls, Plmploi All Klnils of Humor Psorlnols tilood I'olsonlnu fthnumntlam SMnrrh Dyonopala. Eto Arcopl no aiilistltuto, lmi bo stno to t Hood's, uud fc'ut it today, A DtU'-WAill. MAN. ---- - bb-b vnjinill IHlVCII COIltrtVpt Otitnlu Coomors liiul snlloil orr-r nil tl4jBvcn minim mill tlio inlulily liny of Wi iivo .. 0 i... i. ...., i. i ucii'iuin mi ivii iiiiij fur tlio 111 (to Iiii nlmpixl IHpiiiut Unit curried piisipintors from tno iiHiiumiii to tin Minim ri'MirM jvlilcl nt Hint Hum woio Jmt liotjlii Miik o luivo n nnmiiii'r population. Kill I vim In tlio ilnyii when nil wood iiiiiih iiiiiii Kxiumi on miihiiii cnui NM Sincro itiiUnmii'a toys. Tlinlr conti'inpt vas utrruiitnl liy tin IihIiIIh of llin Holla if bronkliiK down In nildWiiiii lie), otitccrliiK on lior course In a Kvlnil, mil of kIiijIiik nt ilH'k discreet liy hImi llicro u any "conslilrrnMo urnmaof nlr." I Oil )lin passage across tlio liny alio fell Mil of a current Hint pushed hor ujxiiu inniinniiK. 'iiio piisseiiuor no can o run for Ilia Inrnta nnd hunt In JniKlli(i places for life-preserver. iCnpnln (.'ooiucrs iit on deck, III Mr f rase aupported by a oaitip atool mid till "L'mtio lev'" atrclclird out on an- otlrr camp-stool. Ho ant atlll wlillo the otlrrs. crow noil nnssetuorN. wrro VruliliiK about In futllo ncllvlly. Ho ltxlml at tlio atrip of lilaud, tlirn out anno nay, men at iiio ixy, iiipii no tutted Ida vlilii on Ida cheat and Jill I pit Hip deck plnnklni. A pnaaeiiRcr ran up to htm and cried. U, cnplnln, wo arc wrcckcdl" "Hiiror "We nro wrecked." "Ho hcV "la thero any danBcrf "lluiur "Are we koIur to sink)" "Not fur In thla water." "Aro you auro? I'm afraid we w llinll all bo drownetll" Not if you'ro inoro'n four fret klch." Tlio passciiRrr seemed antlaflrd nt that, nnd went nwny. Cnptnlu Coomcra reamned Ida Rate nt tlio deck, 1'rca ntly another passonirer taw him. "O, captain, I'm no clad you'ro Sere." "8o lie I." Think thero'a any datij;erT" "1 ain't scon nny." "Of coitrao wo wo areu'l fur from uorer 'So. We're na nigh at two lovora on n Nlopin' sofa." Von Inko it coolly I" Well, you seo I've been wrecked Off Capo Horn nnd 1 wna In n bHt lint wna clmwod by n wlinle. I ilou't ippua to got my boot wet out ' nny a'ch limit vehlclo na thla haro." Vouth'a Companion. A Coiifuiliiit Adverttanniniit. A '.oudou alitor Iwi a received from Deilln n prlutetl notlco of a tiow hair dye, dom-rlbcd In I'iirIUIi. "I do- liver tlio Imlr dyo fniin tlio fair to th ilccpeit dnrk," tlio Ilorlln man anya. Jlioti. with n burnt of candor, for Which ho en mint bo atiiUclcutly com. mi'iuled, ho niliU: "it produce n un turn! color mid ia thoroughly Injur! lua." $100 ((award, $100. rharfi4ono( tlili rior will bo rloieil to rn ihut llii-rn (akt loaitnno ilirailotl tl I . Mat icleuro li lieu kMo to euro in nil III Mti, anil Hint 1 Catarrh, llall'at'alarrn Clro la tlio only ioalltve euro known to tlio ot.uci itaionnij. caiarrn iwiiik conaiiiu tlonat iIImmo, rcqulroa oiinilliutlniiat treat monl. llall'a catarrh (utulnakun Internnllr. KCimir iiiieiniv n ion I no iukxi anil iniiroui uria'a t thu raluiu, tlierrliy ititroylii Ilia ouii'laii"iioi inoiitM'n.e, ami (iviHir win )' lam atrniiith tiv linllillniruti tlio cunalltutluii Mil axlttliiK nature In dutnir IH work, tha culiriolort navo id union ihiiii in m cuhiih Eiworathat they ollur una lluuilroil Dollan K aiircatoiiiai 11 muiiuvuis. dviiu lur tflitlmoiilaU. . Vf tl,lro.. K. J. 011K.NKT & CO., Tolo Jo, O. AM by itiUKflitOfic. . . ;,Uair family l'illi aro (lit bit. KH. fliere waa a inn Id whoi name wm KS. Rind alio waa alwny tomptlntr 18; Hliu'd jilt a bunu Tha Isnat bit aleoti, I But uow for biaux ilia baa to wS. Thla maiden dcnrly loved to ikS, Hut waa of audi enormoua vt8 That wlmn alio tripped And alld and allppod Clio lea waa In an awful atS. F-Clilcuco Chronicle. , Vor toon. iKntbcr Tlmo wuv observed gottins Ikia linlr clipped. f"Wlmt la that for?"' aaked tho Ifclond, 'NVliy, pooplo nro going too rapidly RhcHo dnya," explained Father Tlmo, ?I want to nx it io they cau't mo by tlio forolock." Seven plum puddlnga buns; in a kltch ffi fan at Htallmm, ISusland, racontly, when a donkey walked in and ate nve ol them. Fclotha and all. WTfeaam Clnm Did ho propoao to you licforo or ii f lor bo klaned you 7 Maud I can't toll, During tho excitement I foruot all tho dutulla, l.lfo. Iltinlmiid You uto nhynjn looking for linritnlnii. Wna thoro over n tlmo whou you wiiaii't n bnrKiilii liuulcd7 Wlfo Vca, denrj when I uinrrleil you. HclNxora, Mra. Clinttcraon It wna audi n relief to luivo my litiabmid full. .Mm, Chlpwny How w7 "Oh, I wna no nfralil wo would have to pny nil thoxo bllla," l.lfo. Cyril--You mny apiirn me, cruel one, but reiiiombor, I ahull not ulwiiya bo it cleik nt fll it week. Murliv Tlmt'n Juat the trouble. You nmy loao your Job nt any tlmo. C'IiIchko Nowh. l'nrent (niiKrilyi Thoao "aehool ahoim" I boiiKht hero for? my Ixiy did not hint two weoka. Dottier (with aiir prlii') Hit iniiat linvo been woiirlii thb.li out of aehool. WaahliiKton l.lfo. Timelier (In apelllnic chtaa) Johnny, apell "full." Johnny -I ciin't. 'I'ohcIi or You etiu't apell that almple word? Why not? Johnny 'Cauao you told mo there wna no atieli word na fall. Now Yorker. ' I'mmy (who enjoya IihvIiik her moth er ritul to berj Wead mimio moro, miiiuum. .Mhiiiiiih -I emiuot, dear; my eyea nro loo tlrenl. I'nnity (with Una acorn) Hut wcttd wlv oo uiouf, nut. Now York Tlinea. "Ia your buabitiid up yet?" Inquired tho early mornliiK caller. "I gueaa ho la," replied tbo atem-lookliiK noiiutu. "I'd like to my n few word Io him." "Ho would I. Ho liaan't como homo yeL" Catholic Hlandord. Knipatlno I tbm't aw why your chaperon ahotild have been o(Tcnlcd becatiae Jack played tho piano. It waa certainly bolter than loveiiinUlnjr. Moyrtllla Yea, but bo liiltiil tiK)u playing "Alwaya In tb Way." Chi cak'o Newa. Tom I don't arc you nutomobllliig with Ml Olddytiu any more. Jack No; I wrlghcd her In tho balance nnd found her want Inc. Tom Wanting what? Juck Well, wanting to faco tho paraon with me, for one thing. Chicago Newa. Mtllo Johnnie When Mlaa Nextdoor got married, her mother threw an old allpper after her. Whnt waa (bat for? I.lttlo Hthol )h. they alwaya do Hint. That, nierina Hint her limiilinn lau't never going to ipunk her nny more. Hmlth'a Weekly. "Thla aervnut-glrl problem will make me old before my timet" "Hothera you too, doc It?" "Indeed It tloea. If I luivo an ugly intild my htiabnnd la nwny nil tho time, nnd if I have a pretty one ho la at home nil the time, and I duroirt go nwny; ao there It la." Houaton I'oat. Mra. Wooilby You don't mean to any you paid my mlllluer'a bill to-dnyt Mr. Woodby Of coiirnc. The bill reached me yeaterdny. and I thought the milliner might need the money, m Mra. Woodby Simpleton! How do you expect u to be coiiHldcred real a well If wo pay our bllla promptly? riilhtdolphla Ledger. Mnud.v-Did you read that magaalne article In which a phy-lcUn adveatea yHwnlng na n mwuw of atoiilng the dliMigreoable buaalng in one'a wtra? Clnm Yea; nnd ho la right, too. I tried It on young Hortim tit other evening nfter ho had talked eoiillmi oualy for an hour or moro. and he took tho hint nnd left. Chicago Dally Nowa. Tho following notice waa recently found tucked on tho door of n chttrrlr There will bo prtatehlug In thla hoin-o n week from next Wcdnowbiy, I'rovl dencd permlttln', nnd tlioro will bo preaching whether or no on Monday following upon the atibjeet, 'He that belloveth nnd la Impttocd ahull bo an veil ,nnd ho that bellevetb not Minll to dimmed nt .tulO In tho nfteruoou.' " Clinton (Mo.) Herald. A traveling nmn who drove aernan tho country to a little town In wenteru Kniiana the other day mot n farmer hauling n wagon-load of water. "Whero do you get water?" ho naked. "Up tho rond nbout aoveit tullca," tho farmer replied. "And you haul water aoven mllea for your fniully and atock?" "Yep" "Why In tho nitiiio of aeime don't you dig it well?" naked tho traveler. "Hoemiao It la Jut ua for one way na tho other, atrnngor." Denver Ilopuhllouu. Mra. l'otta wna tlllml with nervous nliirma whenever alio trnvolod, unil Mr. Potta ulwiiya had Ida humid full in living to unlet mid rtNtaatiro her. "AI- gornon," wild Mra, l'otta, wakening her hitnlmud from n aouiul bleep In it Honthorn railway cur. "AlKoriionl I want you to llnd out why wo nro going nt thla fearful Meod. Tho car la bump ing and HWiiylug till I cntt Ncnrcely aeo out of my eyes." Mr. l'otta aat'tip and looked out of tho window nt thu moonlit landKcapo. ".See that bridge nhead on tho curve?" bo naked, aleep liy. "Well, we luivo to go over that In n minute, and probnllly It Isn't very atrong, and they waltt to go over It with na llttlo atrnlii nnd na quickly iih poaalldu. Now go to bleep." Youth's Companion. Until Hides of It. Giles So you've got n phico In Hint bunking houao? I auppoHo It wna bo ciuiHo you know tbo proHldcnt? Har ris rnrtly that nnd partly beciuiBo ho didn't know mo. Kxchuugo. Tho brontb of Kiisplclon is bfton Ha vored with clovca x,tMU..U,Mm 7 H yers Give nature three helps, and ncarlv everv case of con sumption will recover. Fresh air, most important or an. Cherry Pectoral NourlbhltiK food comes next. Then, o medicine to control the courIi and heal the Jungs. Ask any good doctor. nrit md hi? Clitrry Vr lnfl il rt n I li ii Irtrlkl run r,f liu.r dU (rinr'1 lr II I nt hr wiilirmlii " ALiiaur O. IIauiltoii, Muriatu, otilo. jv v "l. J c iTIHeo A'l ilftiy.i.H flf l.wll M... Consumption tRIRRl Hufllth tlotnnndfl Uallv notion of tho Uowclo. Aid nnturo Willi Ayor'o Plllo. All lllalllllHtlllll. DIgga I hi'iir you have old .tour roNlaiiruut, Wnan'l II n liiniieyuinkiT? lllgga Yoa; I waa milking t'.O daily. Dlgga Then what waa your rwtaon for dlapoMlng of It? Itlgga Oh, I waa compelhd to aell It on Hccoiiiit of ioor health. Dlgga-Huht Why didn't you tnko your meala aomenhere elao? Pnrunn Cures and Prevents Catarrh Any ouo who vilaliea jierfect benltli on . ho entirely freo irmii (titiurli. CaUrrli la well nigh uuivurrai; almwt (HnniproHiiit. l'orumi ia tho only ab mduto rafeguanl known. A cold ia the hgiunlug of eHtarrli. To prevent robin, to cure coldn, la to cheat cuturrli out of Ha victlma. IVruna not only ciirea catarrh, but provonta it. I.very hounoholil aliould lie utipplled with tliia great roniwly (or eotigba, colda, uud ao forth. H you do not derive prompt nnd ant lafnetory rexultH from tbo tiro of I'oru na, write at onco to Dr. Hartman, giv ing n full atatementof your cayo nnd ho will Imj plciieed to give you Ida valtt ablo ml vice gratia, AddreM Dr. Hnrtman, I'rwldont ol Tho Hartman Sanlturium, Columbua, 0. liaat of the Mohlcaaa. When the days are cool and clear the tubrrculosla pntlonta ou North ISrother Island wrap thcmsvlvcs In the blue blankets furnished by the city and alt In the open air for a sun bath. A abort time ago, soya tb) New York Hun, the health coramlslonr conducted a part of peace delegates to tho island, They nero from Kng land, and bad seen pictures of tho North Amerlcnn Indian. "How Interesting!" remarked ono visitor, na the bont wna about to lnnd. ".See how peacefully they alt. Ara they the last of tho MohlcnnaV" TO CURIJ A COLD IN ONG DAY Tata liallta llmnio Uulnlnr TaW.li, Alldruc litu rarund Ilia nuinrjr U II lalla Io run. V- W Urvfa'a Igna.luta U uu aaeii bar. Ha. To Hupploiuent Our Clvllxatlon. As a result of observation and re flection during n long life touching public men and measures In wide va riety, 1 would desire for my country throe things above all others to sup plement Amerlcnn civilization; from Orent ltritAlti her administration of crlmliwl Justice, from Germany her theater; nnd from nny or every Hiiro pea n country savo Ittisata, Spain and Turkey, its government of cltlos. Prom Andrew I) White's "Impres sions of tho German I.iuporcr," In the Century When n child I hail a very severe at tack of Diphtheria, which came near pro v in fatal Ypoiirccovcrytbce,landeof tho neck were very much enlarged, ami after the free use of iodine, the right one was reduced to ita normal size, but the left one continued to grow- very slowly at first, until it was nbout the sue of a i;oosc egg, which began to prosaon the wind pipe, causing difficult brcatbiug, nud be came very painful. An incision wait made nud n large quantity of pus discharged. The (laud was removed, or as much as could with safety be taken out. l'or ten ycMtral worealittlc piece of cloth about an inch long in my neck to keep ttic place open. During this tlmo I had to have it cut open by tne doctor every time I took CQjdorlhoopculnj;clogged. InthuSpriiif or early Summer of 188.1 1 wai persuaded by my wife to uc S. S. S., which I did. strictly lit accordance with directions. I took twenty-six largo bottles, and waa en tirely cutcd, for I have not suffered since that time. 1). S. Kaqland. Royal Rag Mfg. Co., Charleston, S. C. Only a constitutional remedy can reach an hereditary disease like Scrofula. When tlio blood ia restored to n normal condition and tha scrofulous deposits urc carried off there is a gradual return to health. S.S.S. is well known nan blood purifier and tonic. It is tbo only guaranteed, strictly vegetable remedy sold. Ifyou have any signs of Scrofula, write us and our physicians will advise you freo Tho Swift Cpeolflo Company, Atlanta, Ca. HJU'liHU'lil . emit WHIll 11 1 uoukb uirutv. Tl la tliaa. aoldbydriunuu. una Brruti. JT Still A SCROFULA aSEKM (ill jam.. L'tl leauood. uia JUIlro.(l Wracka. I A report recently laeuoa ny me in toratato Comrnerco Commlaalon ihowa that tha total number of caaualUea to 'persona on rallronda irr the United 1 Hlatee, during tha fiscal year ending i Juno 00, 1001, wna 65,130, comprising 2,787 killed and Gl,31.'i Injured. This abowa n largo Incrcaae over any othor ear. It la a largo total, nnd, In com pnriaon, mny bo anld to bo similar to tho complete destruction of any one of uch cltlva as Knit T.nko City, Utah; Han Antonio, Texas; Itnclno, Wis.; To pekn, Kan.; Wntorbury, Conn.; Wllkca barre, I'a., or Augusta, On., neither of which hna nnylhlng like KS.OOO Inlinbl lanta. ' In both the American and llrlt Ish armies, Kept. IP, and Oct. 7, II, and 12, 1777, In tho scries of flghti nnd movements nrouiid Karatoga, na In cluded by K. H. Creasy, In Ida "I'lf teen Decisive Unities of tbo World," thcro woro lois than 20,000 men; while tho hlghoitt total given by C. K. Adams In John noil's "Cycloimodln," of the kill ed, wounded, mid mlaalng on both aldea nt Waterloo, one of the groateat bntllea of all time, la T.'18 men not so many by 702 na last year's total of t'nltwl Htnis railroad cnsiinltioa. Tho uiimbor of collisions and derailments during the past yettr waa 11,13)1, In volving J0,.18.l,(07 In damages to roll lug atock mid roadbed. This gives the astounding Increase of CIS collisions and derailment over 1IKK1 astounding but for tbo reduction of employes, In 1001, by 75,000. I'rederlck Upham Adams, In Success Mugnzlno. Mllllnna of Wftrlnlilea, When th.lilltor read 10.000 plants for 10, he could hardly believe It, but upon wmd reading lioda that the John A. Nilr rcil Co., I l'roet Wis., tlisn wliuin there are no more u-linllt- and tx tenaivc ivetl growrrs in the world, makes this offer wlurli is made to get you to teat Salter's Warranted Vegetable Seed. They will send ynu their big plant and seed catalog, tcgctlier with inougli seed to grow 1,000 fine, solid Csbhages, 2,000 rich, juicy Turnipa, 2,000 blanching, nutty Celery, 2,000 rich, buttery lettuce, 1,000 splendid Onions, 1,000 rare, luacious Itadlahes, 1,000 gloriously brilliant Flowers, ALL rOH HUT ICO I1ISTA0C. if you will Mini them 20c in postsse, they will sdd to the shove a package of fa tnous Berliner Csuhllowcr. I. C. L. An Old Curo for Hcurry. Hcurvy used to be regularly treated when It waa possible by burying tha patients up to tbctr necks In fresh earth, a practice oltlclnlly recommend cd In tho llrlHsh navy less than a cen tury ago. Twenty of tbo crew of the frigate Illondo were so treated on tho shore of Donna Maria Hay, Santo Do mingo. Holes were dug In the softest soil on the beach. Into each of these a man was put and burled to bis chin, while a detachment of their shipmates waa told off to keep the flies from their faces. They were kept In this position for two hours, nnd the treat meut was so effective that four days later all tho sufferers were able to re join tho frigate. A aUARANTUUD CURE FOl PILES llrhlnc mind, nttvdlnc or ITolruJInt Ilia Yeor ilrurtfil will rtruixt manty U 1'AZO Ol.VT Nli.S'T lalla lo cura yuu In to l day- 0c How It Itcg-in. Itcprrnrnta'iTe Hay of Ylrginta tells of an altercation in a colored club Id IHchiuood that resulted In nearly all the nuiubrs beiog halttd before a pollcw mag Utrate. , "You were present during this trou bleT" aakvd the magistrate of a wit net. "Yes, yo honah." "Dien tell us, In a few words, Just how the illltlciilty began." "Well, yo' honah," replied the darky, with much gravity, "I think It was when ' the chairman of do entertainment com ' mitteo awaited de secretary ovah de bead ' wlf de lovlu cup." Colller'a Weekly. ' CIT0 1'ermaBently Cured. No flu er nenroruneal rl 10 anrrnmday'auaeafDr.KlliHi'allmitNt-n tlaalurrr. r-red for t'rei. '4 trlalbnltleaiul irrallae. Dr. II. 11. Kline, Ud., Ml ArvU St, 1-blIadttrolaL, I'a. In Jail Air Snerilng. 1 As ono of tho good, kind ladles was walking along tho tier nfter tho church was over, saying kind words to th6 unfortunate aoua of Adam, alio stopped In front of cell C0J ou the sixth floor. Bbo said. "My good, kind man, what In tno world ever put you in hero?" Ho anld, "Sneezing." Sbo said, "My goodness! How in the world could they put you In hero for aneozlng?" Ho uild, "I woke tho gentleman up." Cook County Jnll Journal. Notberawll) And Mrs. Wtnalow's (toothing Byrup tha beat romedy touaa for their children durlug the teething period. Across Itio Koditlghta. "Hal" e.xelalmvd the stage heroine as Hie lime light van suddenly turned upon tlio heavy villain, "I have discovered I your secret at lust. Your face betrayal you." 1 "Explain your talk, woman," anld the villain, as ha calmly lighted a fresh cigarette. "Your mug looks like a Japanese wnr map," she replied. "So you evidently j shave yourself with a safety razor." Ttso's Cure Is a remeav rorcougbs, colds and consumption. Try it. l'rlco 23 cents, at druggists Notiody noes, "I assuro you, I'm always willing 1 to ncunowieago my faults when 1 sou them." That's all right, but I'll bet you nover acknowledge them when your neighbor aces them," Philadelphia Press. PUTNAM Color mora goods brighter and faster, colors 'V,oplm Klltad In I A report recent! :sr.Vcrrnd ivstaHcS- DnAro,.rlTo..:.mMUrr, -" toc "a THE OLDJK AT HOME Are Never Without Pe-ru-na In the Home for Catarrhal Diseases. ytSbil limsZ siwxr - tuMtuL, i in t' r -:j.x MKand MkJ JW.0ATWNS0H, JpdrtJtrKJtrxe, 11, Remorkribte Cure. Ctfcctcd by Pc-ru-na V- ML Mm M u mi wmi Under date of January 10, 1807, Dr. Mr. Atkinson fays, after flvo years' cx Hnrtman recoiveil tbo following tetter: l,efi,ne wil-' l'""- ". M v wife bus lcon a auffarer from n ' ",.vn continue Io spcak o good ' complication of dl-roane for the past , tv.ilv.. vini Her enae bus ho !!M twuntj Jo jtr. ller cose laa Uoilleil " fkiiioi aonioni mo inoni noioii iiy- nielniis. One of her worst troubles was chronic constipation of several yeara standing. She was also pat-sing through that most critical period in tho life of a woman change of life. "In June, 18t6, I wrote lo you alwut now ,f , oer em 0,rct,cd wi,h cny Und her case. ou advised n course of IV 0f sSd-ncss, Peruna will be the medicine I runa nnd .Mannlin, uhlcli wo at onco shall use. My ton was cured of e ntorrh ot commoncoi, and liavo to eay it com- IhclarnyxbyPeruna." Mrs.AnjSdiwandt pletely curel hor. ,vben old age cornea, catarrhal dis- "About tho same tlmo I wrote yon , come also. Syatomic catarrh ia nlwut my own case of catarrh, which almost universal in old people, bad been of twenty-five years' stand- ... r. ,, . . Ing. Attlme5lwaaalm(t,astBoing.lA;Mr?Dl;-,8: B' Z"3?' n I commenced to us Peruna BCtordJng to dent of The Hartman Sanitar ium, Co- yoor Instructions ond continued its use for iumbua, Ohio, who will be pleased to obout a year, and It has completely cured K'vo jou tho benefit fo his medical ad- me." John O. Atkinson. vico gatia. I JUthnr Onc-Hlded, Dlimyth How do you like your new boarding house, Illffklns? Hlffklns Hy reversing the order of things It could be made an Ideal home. Dlsmyth How's that? IlltTklns What It requires Is Icm bslr In the butter and more In the msttri--. INDIAN ARROWS, SPHARS AND PIPUSwanleO 1 will (ay curt lor all rcxxlrellca ot alone. t-wl outllneaof what rou have and ct my tirlrea Addreaa II. P. HAMILTON, Two Kit era. Wl.con.ln. laflUTm HALK8MENlocanTsaiaiionetlthe nArllLU lariren and dcateri wlllnc Urn. Water and Ilurglar fro if bain. Prices ara within reach of ererjone. Good money mak er, llara ajeiila now making U.iJ per day. Addreta SPtCIAtTYSriUNGCO. PotiUnd Oregon M. -J. SHIELDS & CO. Growers and Iratxirters of All Kindt ot OniHH nnd Hlold 8uedH Dry cround, deep-rootlnz grau aeedi that we will suarantee to rrow on ground that will not product cerrala or any other kind oleraaa. Will make eropot hay and luulura all wuom of the year Addreaa M. J. Shields & Co., Mo. cow, Idaho. .& .!'. .'..a Aail. your labo w vtaa ...u.ub .w lauir ana (round. aV"'V'' anurd ' to puuil anything tat "r.-w SBBIOS lb aiandard after M yrara' L i nry ajwaja itN2uca tit largvat alld aurrat crui. Aiiuraiaraavii inriD. uur ivua Need Aununl fire on requtaU O.M.FfRHYaVOO, OSTROIT, MIOM, Around the World "I hay used your TUh Brand Slicker for years In ths Hawaiian lalands and I ound thttn the only rtlcta that lulled. I am now In thla country (Africa) and think a great deal ol your coats." (ruu oh aeruoariOM) The world-wlil reputa- w-eVUTTVaa tlon ot Tower' Wafer. W"--3 proof Oiled Clothing; j a . aaaurea the buyer ol i(&E?S&itZ th positive worth of twl-pZ'crS all garments bearing ei, .nf.0 thUMjn ol the PUIi. 'BllBSW A. J. T.OWGR CO. Doaton, U. S. A. TOWE.1 CANADIAN CO., IXMlTnD Toronto, Canada rv-xv.-iv.-mxfinrxxinir , SO, 000 Plants for iGc. TkCUVit n4 ! ill) mrw iuici v ivura) rrr4l nmn muj vitii r m Aiusirli'av. lbrjlfireon Ivt Ha, Was nwll altor AllLtl aTUTaral f ' 1 1 D UriV ductlt-ii ofour urritatrtlttfij. in anitr ia inaure mu i ii v ini m. tH4.l,MOU IU IQUQWlUtf UUp4t For 1Q Centa Postpaid ttsuriiiitHi uuer 'HMllkrif. lt4UMU4UUlUUM. tM. IU ltj lrlp, ItMMi HlAMl-UaF rltn, SUUO UUh ftttll Utl), IIMSV Ofl-sTHIlil 'aMIa, IlWO lur LmmIshi ItktlUh lOOtl laUrlMfJi HriaUatU KUti.n. AImit una ckasT'ronUlu infll N2 citn 4u a fruw u.ww iiiakiiti, iur nuuintr DUtiiria or uriuiun notvrrsiua (t)isuu iouoi tuwco Hlblii,IO(tthr with out vr i ratlotf . tllluHr all atwut kl wtji-, Hutstiiu4iU FruUi,rtt, tU for im uia-tampa una lui nuiire " I V vaMaMOtf 10UV M. JOHN A.SAlZERSEEDOOr r.o.t. La Croaae, Wlo. fEMM V 1 ' FADELESS DYES than any other dye One 10c uitlifa colon milk, wool au.1 roiinn ....iiw -ii n.j t. TI&orKlMJW:. JCHMDT, Tanborn, Minn. J In ft lotter dalel January 1,1000, Trh" ltT O ' A.V? llnfionS Ja"" "; O. Atkinson, Independence, Mo., Box 272. Mr. AllnSchwandt, Sanborn, Minn., writes: "I have been troubled with rheumatism and catarrh for twenty-foe cars. Could not sleep day or night. After having used Pcrumi I can sleep and nothing bothers mo ORtKlON PORTLAND ST. 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