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About The Bend bulletin. (Bend, Or.) 1903-1931 | View Entire Issue (July 17, 1903)
:y y-ityumxhiMi MtWiJHsm,rHi)ll. Md If IN 1 Dyspepsia Don't think yi)it con euro your dyxpcpMa In Rny other way tlmh by Mreni'theiiliiir. nlld UmltiR your atomaeh. 'Mint t weak and InrapnMe tof perform luB iui fumtlon. probably Iwaufo you linvc Imposed upon it In one way or an other over nml oxer agulu. You liuuld laVu Hood's Sarsaparilla It ktrnttlirn nml tone the Montnch. and permanently curei dvprp.l and all stomach troubles. Accept no aubstlttttes. Two ot a Kind. Tho Russian Joker who caused a panic In tho zoological gardens at St. 1'olorsuurK by shouting that tho tin ats had cscapod should oxchango cards with tho American humorist who yells "Fire!" In places ot amuse ment They should then report to tho fool killer together. THH SMITM-PRtlMIER WAY. Durphy & Dlckcrman Are as Interesting s a Popular Novel. A good illustration ot the way the northwest is being waked up Is afforded by the doings ol Durphy & Dlckcrman, tho energetic firm who control tho Smith-Premier typewriter on the ra rifle Coast. Tuesday, Juno 9, W. II. Durphy, senior member, and F. 1). Porter, Portland cianager, arrived in Fortland; Wednesday they leased the store, 247 Stark street, and let con tracts (or fitting up the most com plete and attractive typewriter estab liehment in the city; Thursday they sold 25 Smith-Premier typewriters to the Behnke-Walker liutinoM college the largest typewriter order ever placed in Portland. Mr. Durphy, hale and hearty, crackling with energy, and Manager Porter, coarteoua and compet ent, master of his business! are calling upon some dozens ot the people a day, getting acquainted and advertising their splendid machine and tho fact that they are sole selling agents for this coast. This concern Is famous and successful on account of its great activity and pnnctilious Integrity In poshing the best typewriter made. The incoming of fresh blood of this kind Into local commercial circles is one of the hopefnl signs of the hour. As a sample of up-to-date methods in "getting busy" Durphy & Dickerman'a 25-ma-hlne order within i4 hours after aniving in town (better than one ma chine an hour) takee the palm. Superfluous. "To what do you attribute the re marjcablo majority by which you were elected senator?" tulced tho confiden tial friend. "I have Juirt told you." replied Sen ator Lotsmun, with some Irritation, "what my election expenses were." Chicago Tribune. DISAGREEABLE REFLECTIONS The mirror never flatters; it tella truth, no matter how much it mar hurt pride or how humiliating and disagreeable the reflections. A red. rouch skin is fatal beautv. and blackheads, blotches and arc ruinous to the complexion, and desperate efforts are made t hide these blemishes, and cover over the defects, and some never stop to consider the danger in skin foods, face lotions, soaps, salves and powders, but apply them vigorously and of ten. with- ot regard to consequences, ana many complexions are ruined by the chemicals and poisons contained fa these cosmetics. Skin diseases are due to internal causes, to humors and poisons in the blood, and to attempt a cure by exter nal treatment is an endless, hopeless task. Some simple wash or ointment is often beneficial when the skin is much inflamed or itches, but you can't depend upon local remedies for perma nent relief, for the blood is continually throwing oil impurities which irritate and clog the glands and pores of the skin, and as long as the blood re mains unhealthy, jnit so long will the eruptions last. To effectually and per manently cure skin troubles the blood must be purified and the system thoroughly cleansed and built up, and 8, S. S.. the well known blood purifier and tonic, is, acknowledged superior to all other remedies for this purpose. It .is the only guaranteed strictly vegeta ble blood remedy. It never deranges In. Rvsti-tn nr Imnalra the digestion like Potash and Arsenic and drugs of this character, but aids in the digestion and assimilation of food and improves the appetite. Being a blood purifier If you have any skin trouble send for our free book, "The Skin and lit Diseases. ' ' No charge for medical advice. Write us about you r case. THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO,. ATLANTA, tUL MjSlk Natural Deduction. Chlof MUllkln That lady In red o Ing down tho street l ovldontly a Brans widow. Inspector Casey Why do you think so? , . , Chief Mllllkln Kvory time slid goes neur n horso It tries jo blto her. Worst liver. "Hear about the terrible aRtlctton that bofoll our friend niank last rJshtr asked Knpcck, aa ho boarded a downtown car. "No." said Meeker. "What waa It?" "My wlfo eloped with him." replied Knpock. with tx aurppressed chuckle. Chicago Nows. The Cost ot It. J City Man What makca ronta so high here. Vlllocor This Is an incorporated town. "Things don't look very metropoli tan." "N-o. but tho taxes are." Now York Wcoklv. CITO rvrmanf ntlj Cnrrd. Ne finer nerrottneei lllu anrBrMiUy'euuflr.Kltn,i'.lrat Nerve Itntonr. Hnil fnr FrrS)9 trtattailtleamilrratla. Ur.lUlJ.Kllut.Ud.,Mi Arch Hi., rtilladtlptile, ra. Successful Uxpcrlrucnt. "Mabel married that awfully dis sipated young Fluttorly to reform him. "And Is she satisfied with her cholco?" "I should say she Is. His uncle died last week and left him half a million." Triple Be. Bho (at tho reception) Excuse me, but aro you an artist, a musician or a poet? He I happen to be all three, mad am. "Poor fellow! You have sym pathy." "Your sympathy? "Yes. Your poverty must be some thing terrific." Chicago Dally Nows. CASTOR I A For Infants and Children. Tto Kind You Have Always Bought Bears tho Signature of SliES Passing Belief. Miss Oldday What did ho say when you told him I was married? Miss 8pcltx Well, he seemed sur prised. Miss Bpeltx No. nut He naked 'Sow It happened. Philadelphia Preis. Our Air Consumption. It Is computed that when at rest wo consume 600 cubic Inches of air a minute. If wo walk at tho rate of ouo mile an hour we use 800; two miles, 1A00; three miles, 1.C00; four miles, 2,300. If we start out and run six miles an hour we cons'ume 3,000 cubic inches of air during every miuute of the time. v3i -i,-v ip t1 the Jg'- the mi h. to pimples no wonder such OarteravlUe, da., J.. R. Xo. A. T suffered for a numbir of years with aevere Xettleraeh. About twalvo Tttn aao I atarted nalnr B. 8 8., and after taking- three bottles Z fait myaalf cured and have sine taken a bottle occasionally, and bad little or no trouble alone that Una. My general health baa been better since. X recommend B, 0. 8. aa a rood blood xnedlolno and all round tonic, Yours truly, Mrs. H. 1. l-ITTAED, Boms two years aso Z suffered a erreat deal, cauaed on account of bad blood. Bmall raah or ptmplea broke out over cay body and kept setting woree day by day for over a year, aeelns- B.8. D. advertised In the pa pers and bavins beard alao It had curea aeverai people in ion en tr. concluded to give it. a lair trt viva It a. fair trial. After ualar the medicine for soaoa time, taking In all alx bottles, Z was entirely cured. 1030 Olay Street, Paduoab, Ky. and tonic comuineci, me numors ana poi sons are counteracted and the blood made rich and pure, and at the same time the general health and system is rapidly built up and good health is established, and this, after all, is the secret of a smooth, soft skin and beautiful complexion. Thought Us Dead? We're Very Much Alive. S. B. Headache and Liver Cure Still Do ing Its areat Work. S. D. Cough Syrup. Everybody Takes It. Everybody Likes It. A.T AL.U DRUGGISTS I THE OTHER OM13 nt last! Grip and umbrella dropped from tho ctrPs hands. For tho last four daya she had sat In her Pullman section, picturing this home coming, and now that It was a deed accomplished she could havo cried as she hUK-Kyd tho hideous old marblo Hon that sunrded the steps. Safely hoinel Yes; but explanations would bo In order, and from tho nb seuce of llghta It would aecu that her father was dlulnR out! Weill A shrug; a laugh; and alio ran up tho steps. Tho hull was unchanged; the an mo carved chairs, the same lounge by tho staircase. Tho last tlmo alio had slid down thoso banisters Html wick Hoi den had ctiUKht her ns sho bumped up iiKnlnst tho post at tho bottom, and laughed aloud over her performance. A step sounded on the upper stairs, then a cough. "Master's out," nn In visible soniu one remarked; mid Hess darted through the nearest door. Tho volte was a atrnnge one, and sho wn not prepared to mnke explanations to new servants. Mho laughed ngsln as sho tiptoed into tho half lit library. What right had father to break Into her plans this way by being; out! What would ho think of her crowing tho continent aloue? What would other people think Aunt Annie and Ilardwlck Holde'n, for Instance. Ilardwlck had no bus), ness to think anything; sho bad not come to see him! Hess smiled serenely; but tho se renity changed. What ailed tho li brary? Mothrr'a picture hud (teen takeu down, snil tl-i, table why, the dear old library table was cone! Hhn had sat on that table when she was a mite and played checkers with father during the black, creepy hour of 0 and 7. In later years she had sat there and wept over her first geometry problems, which father In despair had tried to solvo for her, and couldn't; mid life had leen a howling wilderness to them both un til Ilardwlck brought sage counsel and arranged to come In evenings and help her. That table would havo to come back; It shouldn't bo pushed aside; It stood for s big slice of home. And the dear, old, beautiful times were all going to come back, too. Yes, everything would be perfect now, Ileus decided as sho smoothed back her hair; for Ilardwlck had so much tact. Tact? Kupposla-; Ilard wlck, with his superabundance of tact, should consider It necesanry to keep out of the way! If he unco made up his mlod to It, he could be como Invisible, even If his great, empty, lonely house wero only across tho street. 8 lie knew that of old; It bad happened once when, among oth er things, she bad told him to mind his own business; and the time that followed bad not been a pleasant ono. The room bad become uncomforta bly hot, and Heis pulled off her Jackot with a sense of Injury. He needn't have been so stupid aa to write on to New York three months before and ask her to marry blm. The nest moment she was scramb ling her belongings together and had slipped Into the chubby hole of a room adjoining the library; for the step that had first sent fair flying Into the li brary was abroad In the hall. Ten minutes later Hess was roused by the sarcastic comment, "Don't let me disturb you. Take your own time," This must be a new butler. "Loo here " Iiess began, sharply; but tho roan Interrupted. "Ob, I see. All right. A precious mess you've made. Did these rags como out of that drawer?" Ho picked them up. "Look as though tlioy might havo been a sunbonnct once. Master1!! be mortal angry over this." Hess stamped her foot. "Mnnl" . "Young woman, moro'n likely you'll go to tho lockup " Hut Just then a voTco outside tho door Interrupted volco that was well known to her. "What is It, Itoberts?" TJcase, sir, this young person " "Yes, I see. You can go, Hotx-rU." i'Hhall I go for tho police?" Itoberts asked, hopefully. "No! Get out, will you?" Itoberts vanished, Then Ilardwlck Iloldcn camo forward, hesitated, stop ped. Homcthlng In tho girl's eyes for bado further approach. "If you wero so terribly anxious to get rid of these thuno thlnj,i" hor volco was llttlo moro than a whisper as sho pointed to tho littered desk and floor "why couldn't you havo sent tho the letters to me when I was in Now York instead of scudlng thorn back homo?" "I Jess, how did you got In?" ho ask ed, bowlldcrcd. "I lmvo a latchkey, of courso." "And tho desk? I thought It was locked," ilardwlck said, uncertainly. MAN'S HOUSE m "It's my desk. Don't you suppose I havo tho key to It?" Hlio laughed: but h came forward with an exclamation of dismay. "Iless, did you tear up that sun bonnet?" Mo snatched the pink tat ters from tho table. "Yes, and 1 burned up the collec tion of dried flowers In the old father pockotbook you used to carry; also tha butt of tlm rldlug wh,lp I threw away two yearn ago on Pino llldge and have never seen since until to-night. 1 had begun on the letters ,." aim went on with growing scorn; but bo Inter rupted. "iless, what right had you to do that?" "To save father tho trouble of car ing for them any longer." "He has nothing to do with It. These thltign are mlnol" Her eyes unrrowed as she looked at him. "Considering the fact that this rubbish was sent hero to our house " sho began, flippantly: then, "Where's father?" she burst out. Ilardwlck walked over tnul kicked feto andareiiB. Then ho cams back again. "Hid your father know you were coming?"' "No. I wanted to surprise hlra." "You haven't had nny news front here lately, hava you?" "No-o. Why, Ilardwlck " Bht was teglnnlng to be frightened, 'Then why havo you come?" "I came to be with father. Ills let ters have Imh-u so queer. And when ever I asked to come back, he said no, for me to stay and enjoy myself as though I could have a good time any place ao well aa at home with father." Iless jlabbcd her eyea fierce ly. "So I came on without asking leave; and then I found that you had sent all my letters back, Just because Hern Iless suddenly collspsed. and. sitting down, dropped her head on the desk. "I wish you would go away; you've spoiled my whole home coming." "Hess!" His voice was startlngly near. He must be bending close above her. "Why did you refuse to marry roe?" "I I wouldn't have done It If you hadn't asked me." An Interval of bewjldered silence. Then, "sup-toning I were to ask you again?" ho ventured. "Hut you sent back my letters and a lot of other things I didn't even know you had,!' came an Injured volco from among the notepaper confusion of the desk. "I sent none of those things back; but I can't explain until we are en gnged." Hlio looked at the floor. Ilardwlck watted; than he pulled out his watch mid bnndkerclilef. "I'll give you one minute more," he said, delib erately. "If by that time you haven't said you will, I shall consider It done." Hess wheeled around and stared at the watch with fascinated eyes. "Half a minute gone," he said. "I I oh, I Ilardwlck, put up that watch I" she ordered desperately. "All right. Now I'm going to dry your eyes oh, that's orthodox; en gaged people always do and you art not to bo frightened at what I am go ing to aay. You see, there really la no cause for worry; It's going to turn out all right Why. In'thrco years ho'll pull out as good as new! Hut last spring, what with stocks going down, and the mines, things looked pretty black. He's been up at the mines for the last . six months and, Iless, the houso had to go." "The houso? This house?" "Yes, your father had to sell It. You see, thero was a mortgage on It, and enormous Interest " "Oh, Hard " "Hut I bought It In "Oh-bl" "Hccnuso wo couldn't havo strangers living In tho old homo, could wo, Hess?. And now " "No." HeHft shook herself frco and pressed her hands to her cheeks. "You mean wo'ro poor I'm poorl" "Poor? Owning mo?" "Don't laugh. I can't bu engaged to you now!'- "Hut you are," ho laughed. "Hut I refused you when I thought I was rich" "Sweetheart," ho whlBjiored, draw ing her cIobo, "I thought you would feel that way; that's why I wanted you to promlso before you know," "Hut " "What difference iIoch It make? There's only ono thing aren't you sorry you pried Into my things uud toro up tho pink sunbonnet?" Half nn hour later, when Ilardwlck was taking lior over to Aunt Aunlo'a for tho night, Hess confessed that sho was. Now York Nows, It Is right to eat cucumbers and Ice cream at tho samo meal If you put a vory thick pad between thorn. Your Hair "Two years ago my hair was falling out badly, I purchased a bottle of Aycr's I fair Vigor, and soon my hair stopped coming out." Miss Minnie Hoover, Paris, III. Perhaps your mother had thin hair, but that is no reason why you must go through life with half starved hair. If you want long, thick hair, feed it with Aycr's Hair Vigor, and make it rich, dark, and heavy. II.MaMlle. All emnMs, if your dtUHlil rannot aumiljr you, send ua one dollar and we will eipieta you a bottle, tie aure anilglie the ueute of jeururteiirunK. Aitrirex, J. f. AVr.lt CO., Uell, Mau. Works tilra Regularly. Dlnguss Where do you Invest your money? Bhadbolt Well, 1 generally have IS or f 10 Invested somowhoro about you. The Biter tilt He Dahl Women aru fools. 8ho (sweetly) Well. If thero Is anything In heredity, and acquaintance with iomo of their sons would load us to think so. Halfpenny Comic. REIERSQN MAOHINEHY OO. tSurevMore to John foole) ret el Mefrlten tftreet, l-ortlW. Oreen Ttie Kit tlawillne Knslne- A child rn run It. ValTre and all wntklns it mitfA up. 1 h. I...II1V 4 b i.nia.Sh .tU rut In a Ut ile (UMllne and then go ti,lp," Write for llluitiated catalogue and (or pile on anything juuneedlu the imelilnttf line. 8trwborry Grntoet Poldlnir Mullock We have a romflf te line of trull reekaroa In ituck al I'oitUml. (lulek delivery nil email onlere. wilte fur quolallone ou ratload lota. nee ttlree and Seetleae, reundat ten A Hire I'urnltuie MANN, THE SEEDMAN IBS Trent HI,, lJKIIwrll, UKIIIIUN. Alcohol, Cpium, Tobacco Using X Wilte for aXlUTnATCD CmcuLAna Pur aMONrec't'nr to roflTlANAfar TNfjVione rVio J Jf DYSPEPSIA "for at years I wa victim ordye epata In lu woral tot to I tould eat luiUlne fill milk toast, and at tlmea mjr atotnach would mm, ,atn m.rtA 1lvftl that. Ilt fht&rrh 1 begin Uklmr CAHCAHKTH and alnce tfcenl bate euaaur improrea, until i am aa wen aa erer was In mi life." Imviu II. Muarar, Newark, O. CANDY W 'm 9ATKArTTlC TMAOf UU etenaio Meateat. FaUubl. I'oitnl, Taite flood, ns SooO, Hit Bitten Weaken vrflrlfe iOe Oe,Hie, ... CURE CONSTIPATION. ... SOrfUf -.f (', lk)M, NMln.1, ttrt, Itl MR Tfl.laP Kn,1 arSeiiaranleeSkr all drug. Tfti Champion Draw Cut Mower The Mower with the "DHAW CUT." "drawlns" the cutting bar from a mint anead, earning tno wneru w preai Hard er on the ground, and giving Increased hag lor I M from tho uriiuiul. rl tho Hm? The "Draw Cut" Cham () plon keeps the wheeli on the ground ( M and It the mint yowerful cutter in tho 0 M Hold, list many convenient ft-ntiirce. ft j Kend fur haiidmnie catalogue ami cal- ft ft eudar Mailed free. & MITCHELL, LEWIS & STAYER CO., ft Hut ltd Tiylw Jt., PoillinJ, 0ipa. ft P. N. U. No 28-1003, w IIKN w rating1 to ndvcrtlidrt jtloaa luvniiuu (ilia piri ' BhsBSjS-1' b fSfSj-.. iower tor nam cutting, w It li no "puili cut," "puihlng" the bar from toelml, when the more cutting, t the more tendency for tho whceti to lilt i