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About The Bend bulletin. (Bend, Or.) 1903-1931 | View Entire Issue (May 22, 1903)
171 V u Summl; Up. Patlonco Yes. Dob Drlof, tho nbla counselor, proposed to mo last night In truo legal stylo. Patrice And that smacking nolso vto heard later? "Oh, ho waB Just suramins up." Yonkors Statesman. At the Ocull.it'. "Can I sec Or. Splnks, tho ocullstT" "I'm suro I don't know. If you can, you havo no need ot hid aervicos. and lie won't caro to boo you. It you can't, vrhy, stop right In." Chicago Newa. Secret of Happiness. "It Is nhvayg good to obtain what ono dc8trcs." Bald tho cltlxcn. "Yes," replied tho philosopher, "but It Is better to deslro only what ono con obtain." About the Size ot It. She I haro noticed that tho sirtn who whistles seldom sweani. Ho That's right. It U tho people who nro compelled to listen to htm that do tho swearing. Willing to Try. "Tor tho first year ot our married life, dear," said tho young man who was poor, but had prospects, "wo shall liavo to live principally on love." "Well, pcoplo can Hvo on spoon Tlctuals, can't they, Georgo!" sho said, snuggling closer to him. BAD BLOOD CAscAr.frrn i n cIimh r.r taaw xi ara a uoir wood, rf m rnMicloe 1 bate ona wUbtO for amJ)1n piaa.antio tataapdatlati hat. roam) Ilia Cumnu. Hint Ulln mra nr blood batbaaiiDuriflaU im1 tnr cuntltiton baatm PPOtm woixlrrf alir ami I rral much tttr In ararr I - itua.SAU.lc . bsixak. L3U(U.Tena. tfeaeaat. Palatable. Potani. Taite Oeod. Do Good, r8ltn Weaken, or Grlne. mcBclM. ... CURE CONSTIPATION. ... Sl.rlUr m1 tmmpmmf, tlf Baalnal, ttw Tut. KS J!0- Tfl.BlP Bold and jrnaranlMHl bf alt drag- This Trade Mark araan on Cttoiiag Stores of tusbtet merit, n "Klean, Kool Wan Kind" mala do raote, araaU, eoot. dirt, ub or at raira am oarn iima. wuri aoq KeeoonilaUaniliaraanilalirara raadjr. Can be orrr. morn t mm Tivra li ronca. OrMllnaandtuklRa' CM ba cona on lha "KIan,KoolKIIUit Kind' aarradllraanaanroMUUira.batatiK'kar, with mora coralort and la Klan, Kon K itrban. Hold at cood Muva torea. Atkiut tktTmUHtrlu ;n Alcohol, Gphim, Tobacco Using aV Wrtte for , ILUBTBATED CmCULAIU l&jr anoNTeccjrraj.' reiuutm Obx. telephone Main J9f InfemUd' la Bujfla? Something Comfortable asd Double ? MITCHELL & BEE LINE BUGGIES Are at the head of their clas for Comfort Easy RJikr Appearance Durability WAKT TO KNOW WHY? " Atx for our Ultutratrd pamphlets. ' ' Mailed free. J :: Mitchell, lewis & 8TWE1 C8. :: 1 1 200-206 rir.t St., PORTLAND, OR. ', Alto Spokane, Boise. - CUftUJ WMUrt All Use I Alio. t Cough in turn "Ha XaMeafio6CM d br drueolata. Nj ZJr CATHARTIC A.- Tlmt's Jones' daughter with 111 in. Sim's Just about to be nmrrletl. II. Who's tho lucky man? A. Jones. runeh. Mm. llMinork Wnan'r tin well off before he gut married? Hvnpeck Cor tainiy, my near. Kvery man is. Mm York Sun. "Funny thing about self-made men." "What's that?" "They never havo daughters who raro for self-mads dresses." Philadelphia Press. Teacher Can you tell me where the Mississippi Itlver rises, Johnnie? John nle Along Its entire length, ma'am, Cleveland Plain Denier. Discontented Artist I wish I had a fortune. I would never paint ngttln. Generous ltrother Ilrush Hy Jovol old man, I wish I had one! I'd giro It to you! "What do you expect to bo when you become, of nge. my little man?" nsked tho visitor. "Twcnty-on. sir," was the bright ono's reply. Yonkers Statesman. She The duko has landed estates, has ho not? lie Uathcrl I -a ml oil ouo overy time he got marrletl-but he mauageri to run through 'cm all. llos ton Globe. "Are Mrs. West's entertainments very exclusive?" , "Well, I should say so; she Intends to mako application to have tho conversation of her guests copyrighted!" Deacon Cobbs William, If your fath er should have (10 ami some one should give him $5, what would he have? William Nothing. Hut ma would havo a new bat. Chicago News. "What do you put on your face after shaving?" asked the man who smelted of bay rum. "Court plaster, usually," replied the nervous chap, gloomily, Cincinnati Commercial Gazette. Parson I'm sorry to find your em ployer Has been playing golf on Sun day. Caddie He wasn't playing golf. Parson Ah, then 1 havo been mistak en. Caddie Yes! He was Just trying. Mrs. Upson "Your grandfather Is an octogenarian. Is ho not?" Mrs. Neu rich "indeed, ho Isn't anything of tho kind. He Is the most truthful man I ever bumped up agnlnst." Chicago Dally News. She How long have you been living In New York? He Ob. I came up hero about the time they began digging up the strevts for the subway. She Hnvo you been here as long as that? Yonk ers Statesman. Ho (bitterly) Your answer would bo different If I wcro rich enough to show er you with golden eagles. She It might be different, possibly, If you should cover me so completely that I couldn't see. New York Weekly. Ned I'm dreadfully worried air ' my debts. Jack It must lx very an noylug to bu continually dunned. Ned -Oh. hang tho duns! What worries me Is tho fact that I can't get nr more credit. Kansas City Journal. "That man," said the Guilford avenue I couducior. "Is as Inconsistent as he Is ungrateful." "Why, what Is the matter now?" "Why, t'other day he made n big kick because he bad to hang on to a strap, and now he's growling be cause ho cun't Qnd a strap." Balti more News. Miss Youngthyng And what wo' d you say, George. If I wcro to tell you I didn't believe one wont you say re garding the lasting qualities of your affection? George I would say that you nro far too wlso for any ordinary man to marry. Good-by. Baltimore American. Upgardson "On the strength of your recommendation I lont Hllcoinbo $5 the other day, and uow I find bo's a cou firmed deadueat that never pays his debts. You told me ho was a man of established reputation." Atom "So bo Is. That's the reputation bo has estab lished." Chicago Nows. From nn author's note-book: Bold ono poem and had five returned. Made al most enough to pay the butcher. Sold a short story, and came within an ace of making enough to pay ton dollars on the grocery bill. Wrote an obituary n an ancient citizen and bad Maria's shoes mended with the proceeds. I must try and write enough to-night to buy a gallon of kerosene oil. I believe there's money In tbo lltcrury business, but It's not so sure as that which comes from splitting rails. Atlanta Consti tution. Fond Mother Now, look here, Georgo I want you to break off with that girl. Hho Is very pretty and all that; but I know her too well to want you to risk your llfo and happiness by marrying her. Why, sho knows no more about housekeeping than I do about Greek not a bit. George Per haps not; but she can learn. Mother After marriage Is rather late for that, George. Georgo Hut you said your self that you did not know a thing about housekeeping until after you were married. Mother Very true, George and your poor father died of dyspepsia twenty years ago. Lost Hair 'My lulr csmo out by lha hand ful, and tho pray hairs began to creep In. ItrledAycr'sHslrvlRor, and It stopped tho hair from com ing out and restored tho color." Mrs. M. D.Gray, No. Salem, Mass. There's n pleasure in offering such a prepara tion as Aycr's Hair Vigor. It gives to all who use it such satisfaction. 'The hair becomes thicker, longer, softer, and more glossy. And you feel so secure in using such an old and reliable prepara tion. St.MaraM. AlllrtttWt. If Tour lrnrlt ranrml atirntr Tt. taod ua ono dollar and y rlu atprcaa youatottki. lie aura anilj-Wa Ihnnaruf of jvurneamtriprrta otnre. Aililrraa, J. O. A Kit CO., Iiwell, itaaa. A Possible Obstacle. Clara Of course you will bo at church Easter morning?" Alice Yos, unless tho cook wants to go. Dotrolt Froo Press. Nature's Piovlilon. Doctors tell ns Uiat tho skull Is to constructed that It tin expand without causing death; a provision of naturo .'or pcopltt who get their heads swelled. Atchison Globe. a) S) 1st. Jacobs! ! oil I POSITIVELY CURES Rheumatism Neuralgia Lumbso BaoKaoha Sclsttlea Sprains Bruiaas Soreness Stiffness I CONQUERS j ! PAIN. I i : eiieeeieteeieeiii(s THE MEN AND WOMEN Who Enjoy the Choicest Products 0! tho World's Commerce. KnoTTlrdft-n of Wheil la Heel More Im portant Tli an Wealth With out It. It must bo apparent to- every ona that qualities ot the hlghcit order ara necea aary to enablo tba beet of the product 0r modern comrncrco to attain permanently to universal acceptance. However loudly heralded, they may not hope t or world-wlda preemlncnca unlets they meet with the general approval, not ot Individual only, but or tba many who have the happy faculty of telectlnr. enjoying and learn ing the real worth of tho choicest prod ucts. Their commendation, consequently, becomea Important to other, since to meet the requirements of the well In formed of all countries the method of manufacture must be of the moat per fect order and tho combination the moat excellent of Its kind. The abovo la true not of food products only, but is espe cially applicable to medicinal agents and after nearly a quarter of a century of trrowth and seneral use tba excellent remod) Byrup of Tig., U everywhere accepted, throughout tho world, as tho best ot family laxatives. Its quality Is clue not only to tha excellence of tho combination of the laxative and carmin ative principles of plants known to act most beneficially on the ayittra and pre sented In the form of a, pleasant and re freshing liquid, but also to the method ot manufacture ot the California Fig Syrup Co., which ensures that uniformi ty and purity essential In a. remedy In tended for family use, Aak any physi cian who I well Informed and ha will answer at once that It Is on excellent laxative. If at all eminent In his pro fession and has made a apeclal atudy ef laxatives and their effect upon the sys tem he will tell you that It Is the beat of family laxatives, becauso It la Sim ula and wholesome and cleanses and aw'atcns tho system effectually, when a laxative Is needed, without any un pleasant after-effects. Kvery well-informed druggist of reputable standing know that Byrup of Figs Is an excel lent laxative) and Is triad to sell It, at the regular price of fifty centa per bot tle, because It elves creaeral satisfac tion, but ono should remember that in order to get tha beneficial effects of JJyrup ef Pig It Is necessary to buy tba genuine, which Is sold In original pack age only; tha name of the remedy Syrup of Figs and also the full name ot the Company-California Fig- Syrup Co. printed on the front of every package. ST. HELEN'S HALL. taWria, faT0l. A Seanlln and Day Pohool Jnr alrU. Ilia a Normal Klmttriartfti TraliiUia Depan- Inenl, which hai a aoiiaralo rraiiteiiM (or itiidertarlrn olaur-a. The lloarrilnr IH lrlinyiilproTlit a cheerful and welter ranged homo. for. young, ladlca. Kor eata Icfuo or other Intortiialloii apply to MISS I1UIAN0U TttHuiriTS, lrlnclpal You ran largely lucreaae the yield i X juui cm i nr iiMiigmir apeviai loriiui era. W rile lor pilrei, 33 I PEH GEHT OFF i 3 On all Packet Saads For orders of f 1 .00 or morn (Thlt ttoea not Intitule gran aoeili or garden twit In uuanlliy ) It In tlia market write fur tpeclat net price MANN, the SEEDMAN. IBS front Street, l(irtlitnil. Or, i -1 : : W4K Jack ' m ,, , SCTt5S-a! "s, gaVSk3gaKVagaVSaSaaaar-D3njBBBaTV ' gaSSBBBBBBBmBBBBBBBBBBaH "1 ' BBBBBBBBBVBSfSaBBVsBBBBBBBaBBSH , SSaaBBaaaBaaSBSBasaaBaBaaSSSBSSBSSBassSinBEr KRAUSE & PRINCE, Wholesalers, 87-89 First St., Portland. Or. ', ..Scarcely m Day.. I ! but we are railed upon to rform Kinif ttlDlriilt lental operatlnn that It tr.mttmt rraullof neglrrtjng Itie teatb We cannot urge Umi Irongljr the urnanl anil roninmr ot roiiiultlng ailentlatat the terr t1tl tlgn ol lnoth trouble At the alart the troubtea are rorreetiNl qulrklr anil at atuall nxl Our malliixtt aie iula ami our work guarantee.! luuh ihnn tiregou Niulh xmi, (lutnbla on 0wn eiiluii tilt v buu'laja'lum 0 to U lit W A KN WISE BROS., Dentists. 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Cream Heparatnri, regular price ti, now loo, Hprltig- waiulii . !Iuki7 Iiatli M.M. MONEY IN TSN CANS Doain'tetrn Intereit. II yon depntlt jourfurplue with tie you ran draw It vrllli Inlarail nr day No matter how Utile, or hnr iiiikIi, Mia money you hare, It hntild earn you tome ining iiitriimeiitamaiie iioetiiineni, Min ing and Itegtiterrd Jtoiuta taught ami aolil. Money loaned on Improved rllr or farm prop erly M lite ua today for tullYarllrulara. OREGON & PHILADELPHIA SE0U0ITIE3 CO. McKay IliillJIiif, lortUnJ, Ottgeo, l. N. U. No. 20-190 J. PJ 'II KN wrltlna; to BdvartUere pleaw maniivn ihii papri Boys' and Youths' Knife Shoes : Aik your dtxUt (or Ihc Jack rtnuc ono. livrry my gcu a rockrl knife with tits rulr o( nhoei. Iktt wfirlng ihort. liator steel knlvri. ; ttlae 1. DOUGLAS rBSgSJgt. aaVX IVBSKaH i r ,S3.42nJS3.2 Shoes WiSi tiT Yimi run (mid llMMl to A (mi yrstrkjr wearing W.I-liuugUe 03.60 r S3 hliiM. are lutl aa ctt In ererr war aa tluKa It.al lie bii exiliiig jou f rutii I IXO to fliu. 'lite Immente aala of W. I IHniglaa ibae prorte nirioriiT or er ) oiuer maar., I I7 ratal! ll.ee ileal. la aiartabara. 1 gfiinloe bare name aixl prlr aiajjiiMHj 011 tua imiinni iaa iki aalntlluio. I uil lUer i:tlitiumt. . I. 1'iiuglaa S4 OUt IMg" una t allliol imi rliallrl ai auy pric. W, I. Daiulaa tnata and aalla mora man a Ooatyaiir wall lhol-1 truial ann than nr " t manufatiiirln Ilia war lit. S25000 RaWSrdranrtuurv.a'lVlfuSIlmU aiaOa ct Ilia Im iuiwitU aixl Auwrinui laalbai a wai Y s&zmM Laxative dMfA mm W VIKis- ... World- sassVj v, 3 v m m mom w i 111 zv 1 ? : Lijf i I & .Jlttrl. r- '-MiMf