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Summl; Up.
Patlonco Yes. Dob Drlof, tho nbla
counselor, proposed to mo last night
In truo legal stylo.
Patrice And that smacking nolso
vto heard later?
"Oh, ho waB Just suramins up."
Yonkors Statesman.
At the Ocull.it'.
"Can I sec Or. Splnks, tho ocullstT"
"I'm suro I don't know. If you can,
you havo no need ot hid aervicos. and
lie won't caro to boo you. It you can't,
vrhy, stop right In." Chicago Newa.
Secret of Happiness.
"It Is nhvayg good to obtain what
ono dc8trcs." Bald tho cltlxcn.
"Yes," replied tho philosopher, "but
It Is better to deslro only what ono con
obtain."
About the Size ot It.
She I haro noticed that tho sirtn
who whistles seldom sweani.
Ho That's right. It U tho people
who nro compelled to listen to htm
that do tho swearing.
Willing to Try.
"Tor tho first year ot our married
life, dear," said tho young man who
was poor, but had prospects, "wo shall
liavo to live principally on love."
"Well, pcoplo can Hvo on spoon
Tlctuals, can't they, Georgo!" sho
said, snuggling closer to him.
BAD
BLOOD
CAscAr.frrn i n cIimh r.r taaw
xi ara a uoir wood, rf m rnMicloe 1 bate ona
wUbtO for amJ)1n piaa.antio tataapdatlati
hat. roam) Ilia Cumnu. Hint Ulln mra nr
blood batbaaiiDuriflaU im1 tnr cuntltiton baatm
PPOtm woixlrrf alir ami I rral much tttr In ararr
I - itua.SAU.lc . bsixak. L3U(U.Tena.
tfeaeaat. Palatable. Potani. Taite Oeod. Do
Good, r8ltn Weaken, or Grlne. mcBclM.
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Nj ZJr CATHARTIC
A.- Tlmt's Jones' daughter with 111 in.
Sim's Just about to be nmrrletl. II.
Who's tho lucky man? A. Jones.
runeh.
Mm. llMinork Wnan'r tin well off
before he gut married? Hvnpeck Cor
tainiy, my near. Kvery man is. Mm
York Sun.
"Funny thing about self-made men."
"What's that?" "They never havo
daughters who raro for self-mads
dresses." Philadelphia Press.
Teacher Can you tell me where the
Mississippi Itlver rises, Johnnie? John
nle Along Its entire length, ma'am,
Cleveland Plain Denier.
Discontented Artist I wish I had a
fortune. I would never paint ngttln.
Generous ltrother Ilrush Hy Jovol old
man, I wish I had one! I'd giro It to
you!
"What do you expect to bo when
you become, of nge. my little man?"
nsked tho visitor. "Twcnty-on. sir,"
was the bright ono's reply. Yonkers
Statesman.
She The duko has landed estates,
has ho not? lie Uathcrl I -a ml oil ouo
overy time he got marrletl-but he
mauageri to run through 'cm all. llos
ton Globe.
"Are Mrs. West's entertainments
very exclusive?" , "Well, I should say
so; she Intends to mako application to
have tho conversation of her guests
copyrighted!"
Deacon Cobbs William, If your fath
er should have (10 ami some one should
give him $5, what would he have?
William Nothing. Hut ma would havo
a new bat. Chicago News.
"What do you put on your face after
shaving?" asked the man who smelted
of bay rum. "Court plaster, usually,"
replied the nervous chap, gloomily,
Cincinnati Commercial Gazette.
Parson I'm sorry to find your em
ployer Has been playing golf on Sun
day. Caddie He wasn't playing golf.
Parson Ah, then 1 havo been mistak
en. Caddie Yes! He was Just trying.
Mrs. Upson "Your grandfather Is an
octogenarian. Is ho not?" Mrs. Neu
rich "indeed, ho Isn't anything of tho
kind. He Is the most truthful man I
ever bumped up agnlnst." Chicago
Dally News.
She How long have you been living
In New York? He Ob. I came up hero
about the time they began digging up
the strevts for the subway. She Hnvo
you been here as long as that? Yonk
ers Statesman.
Ho (bitterly) Your answer would bo
different If I wcro rich enough to show
er you with golden eagles. She It
might be different, possibly, If you
should cover me so completely that I
couldn't see. New York Weekly.
Ned I'm dreadfully worried air '
my debts. Jack It must lx very an
noylug to bu continually dunned. Ned
-Oh. hang tho duns! What worries
me Is tho fact that I can't get nr
more credit. Kansas City Journal.
"That man," said the Guilford avenue I
couducior. "Is as Inconsistent as he Is
ungrateful." "Why, what Is the matter
now?" "Why, t'other day he made n
big kick because he bad to hang on to
a strap, and now he's growling be
cause ho cun't Qnd a strap." Balti
more News.
Miss Youngthyng And what wo' d
you say, George. If I wcro to tell you
I didn't believe one wont you say re
garding the lasting qualities of your
affection? George I would say that
you nro far too wlso for any ordinary
man to marry. Good-by. Baltimore
American.
Upgardson "On the strength of your
recommendation I lont Hllcoinbo $5 the
other day, and uow I find bo's a cou
firmed deadueat that never pays his
debts. You told me ho was a man of
established reputation." Atom "So bo
Is. That's the reputation bo has estab
lished." Chicago Nows.
From nn author's note-book: Bold ono
poem and had five returned. Made al
most enough to pay the butcher. Sold
a short story, and came within an ace
of making enough to pay ton dollars on
the grocery bill. Wrote an obituary n
an ancient citizen and bad Maria's
shoes mended with the proceeds. I
must try and write enough to-night to
buy a gallon of kerosene oil. I believe
there's money In tbo lltcrury business,
but It's not so sure as that which comes
from splitting rails. Atlanta Consti
tution. Fond Mother Now, look here,
Georgo I want you to break off with
that girl. Hho Is very pretty and all
that; but I know her too well to want
you to risk your llfo and happiness by
marrying her. Why, sho knows no
more about housekeeping than I do
about Greek not a bit. George Per
haps not; but she can learn. Mother
After marriage Is rather late for that,
George. Georgo Hut you said your
self that you did not know a thing
about housekeeping until after you
were married. Mother Very true,
George and your poor father died of
dyspepsia twenty years ago.
Lost Hair
'My lulr csmo out by lha hand
ful, and tho pray hairs began to
creep In. ItrledAycr'sHslrvlRor,
and It stopped tho hair from com
ing out and restored tho color."
Mrs. M. D.Gray, No. Salem, Mass.
There's n pleasure in
offering such a prepara
tion as Aycr's Hair Vigor.
It gives to all who use it
such satisfaction. 'The
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longer, softer, and more
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secure in using such an
old and reliable prepara
tion. St.MaraM. AlllrtttWt.
If Tour lrnrlt ranrml atirntr Tt.
taod ua ono dollar and y rlu atprcaa
youatottki. lie aura anilj-Wa Ihnnaruf
of jvurneamtriprrta otnre. Aililrraa,
J. O. A Kit CO., Iiwell, itaaa.
A Possible Obstacle.
Clara Of course you will bo at
church Easter morning?"
Alice Yos, unless tho cook wants
to go. Dotrolt Froo Press.
Nature's Piovlilon.
Doctors tell ns Uiat tho skull Is to
constructed that It tin expand without
causing death; a provision of naturo
.'or pcopltt who get their heads swelled.
Atchison Globe.
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