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UNITED STATES TIRES Are Reduced in Price Approximately 1 5 % ' READ THIS N E W PRICE LIST VEXATION OF SPIRIT Money he earned cJohn cJay Knox and saved- w h ile a vil lage youth he spent on am education. A s a bank clerk. Iater, Re w a s studious and thrifty A t middle age a great financier, Knox lectured an d\vitxe about bank ing topics and as Com ptroller o f the Currency he helped • refinance the government after the C ivil w ar. . Are you preparing for future prosperity and com fort by saving regularly a part o f your earnings? W ill you be able to take advantage o f opportunity fo r profitable investment w hen it comes? Could you w eath er a sick spell without going heavily in debt? . Be able to say YES to these questions a few * months hence by starting a savings account w ith us w ith - a part o f your pay this w eek. W atch in g that account Chain tread Casing Nobby T’d Casing Multiply your money in our care. U . S. National Bank, Newberg, Oregon « « V u r i l K X I was In business," said W the retired merchant, “ I never had time to read much, and I us»-d to look forward to the glud day when I could revel in literature. I felt sure I’d be entirely happy. I used to jo t do wn the titles of books I Intended to feud, and when J re tired from busi ness I had a list as long ns the Russian b a t V t a line. ‘‘And now that I can read all I want to, I ' don’t get any eujoy- m e n t o u t Of books. They boro me th e wor s t way.^I get sleepy as soon as I begin to read, and my w ife comes and tells me my snoring la disturbing the neighbors.” “ It’s that way with everything wo look forward to,” observed the hotel- keeper, sadly. “ Man always will be, Above price« include war tax. Come in now and buy U. S. Tire«. but Is never blest, as some half-baked poet remarked. Toung Gooseworthy was In here last evening, bubbling over with happiness. There wasn’t any body around, so he took me Into hia confidence. He’s going to marry Gwendolen Jlmalong. next month, and- Local Agents for U. S. Tires he’s perfectly satisfied that his mar ried life will he one long stretch o f sunshine. He seems to have the Idea that he’s going to do something orig inal when he gets married, but the J Idea Isn’t new. Men have been getting married ever since Christopher dis covered Columbus, Ohio, and every 88 doggone man Jack o f them ■ had the - o idea that everlasting bliss was going Meetings held 2nd and 4th Thurs to be Inaugurated on the wedding day. " I listened to Gooseworthy for three day of each month at 2:10 p. m., la HODSON a ELLIOT honrs. and hadn’t the heart to say L O. O. F. hall, corner of l in t and * "" ' ' ' " anything that would dampen his en Meridian streets. FUNERAL DIRECTORS-EMBALMERS thusiasm. His twittering recalled the Trances Woodruff. President long vanished days when I was get Emms L. Snow, Secretary. H on * draw« or Auto Funeral Car a* pieferrad ting ready to be married. I felt about Salidactioa Guaranteed It then Just as he does now. I thought a - Newberg Lodge No. 10« A. Office aad Parkin 705 and 705 1-2 Fin* <**eel j the parson opened the gates o f para ____ Phone Black 19 dise when he joined two loving hearts. % / V ’ F. a A. IL Regalar meeting Phoaea: Office Green 118. Re*. Blue 118, R a 8 My wife lived up to all the plans and / N r V Second and Foorth Thare- T specifications, and was and Is one o f day evenlng of each month. the best women in the United States, Visitine brothers always weloome. hnt I hadn’t been married three Frank Knspp, Secretary. months before I had a sneaking con Wm. CI ammana, W. M. viction that the man who gets married Is a chump. ~ “ A good many optimists say that a W . W . H O L L IN G S W O R T H married man doesn't need any more money than a single one, if he marries CO M PANY NEWBERG. o r e the right sort o f woman, but they E S TA B L IS H E D 1900 might as well go to the blackboard Phone White 6. and demonstrate that two and two REM AB LE make two, instead of four. I fell for • o w ^ o e o e o * 'e o * *- -», .+ 0 F U N E R A L D IR E C T O R S that cheerfql theory when I was mar ried, I was earning enough to keep Lady Assistant myself comfortably,, and never had Office Phon’ W hite 26 any financial worries. I could have N ight Phone Black 94 been burled for less money than It UVE STOCK A N D took to be married, and the expenses General Farm Sales from that time forward were double 30x3 30x31- 32x3 1- 31x4 32x4 33x4 3 4 x4 32x4 1 33x4 1 34 x41 35x4 1 36x4 1 35x5 37x5 $15.75 .$16.33 $18.11 $21.53 19.42 2157 19.42 25.25 23.89 23.89 26.57 32.18 $43.20 27.09 27.09 30.14 32.50 31.81 31.81 35.33 38.27 54.91 33.39 33.39 37.06 40.16 55.59 34.11 37.90 40.89 34.11 58.06 42.52 42.52 47.75 5 0 1 9 62.10 43.89 43.89 48.77 51.87 63.52 45.31 45.31 50.29 52.39 65.10 47.35 47.35 52.60 55.96 67,04 50.29 53.39 56.80 68.46 55.54 55.54 _ 61.74 67.77 81.21 61.21 65.41 71.92 85.41 NEW BERG, FEBNWOOD Rolalia Wohlgemuth is sick with th e pneumonia. R. H. W ails spent Sunday with his daughter and son-in-law, Mr. and Mrs. C. A. Allen. Archie McCulley has returned from Carrie Hobson is visitin g with her Hood River, where he spent some itime picking apples. sister, Mrs. Cora Jones. M ilton Booth has been visitin g Carlson and Sheik, o f Sherwood, delivered a lood of stump powder to w ith Mrs. C. L. Jones and fam ily. Mr. and Mrs. Oscar W inters and C. C. Loucks’ Store Monday. daughter, spent Sunday with Mr. and Mrs. E. O. Jones. Mr. and Mrs. Tom Parish, o f Fern- wood. visited with Mr. and Mrs. Mrs. E. O., Jones left Wednesday j Jack Smith Saturday and Sunday. m orning to attend the Teachers In-1 Monday was butchering day at etitu te at McMinnville. , Frank Kisers, when several o f his H a llie Ross is quite sick, but as to ; neighbors came in and helped butch the nature o f the sickness, she w rites' er four nice porkers. she has not been able to find out. Mrs. N ellie McCulley who has been visitin g her brother. Jack Smith, M r. and Mrs. Sanders took dinner w ith their daughter and husband, went to Salem Monday to visit her M r. and Mrs. A. 9. Livingood. Sun-, sue and fam ily John McCulley. day. That long listened for w histle blew Noah Jones and Grover Livergood Tuesday, for the first tim e— that’s are back in Fernwood again. They; the whistle on the rock crusher on have been helping with the fall work the N ew berg-B u ttevllle road and it sure sounds good to people in this on a farm near Arlington. _ _ _ _ _ _ ~ 2 -----------° ------------ —_________________ L vicin ity for we have some hopes of our road being fixed now, if the T A B HTT.T. whether man w ill only permit. --------- o—------- Miss Frova Shain, went to Port-, land Saturday to spend a few days. | To remove odors from icebox, cup Mrs. Josie Ryan and little son. of board or pantry, fill a dish with boil B utteviiie, visited with Mrs. Jack ing water, drop in a piece o f char coal and place in icebox. Smith Tuesday. You Don’t Believe That W e h ave^ lh e fin e s t s e le c tio n o f C a n d ies — All Kinds— that can be found in the vicinity JUST COME IN AND SEE FOR YOURSELF We have Candy of all kinds, e :cept the poor kinds, and yom candy requirements can be met hue. regardless of your taste. DON'T TH IN K OF BU YIN G C AN D Y W ITH O UT FIRST SEEING OURS Shiloh Belief Corps, Bo. and Concrete Work --Plants in pots, cyclamens, J \ (fine plants), cinerarias, primroses, ferns, fern dishes, ger&ni- < I urns, calla lilies (hardy flowerd), hydrangea, peonies. Roses *; our specialty (strong plants). Low prices. m .Mrs. LaRose Kelly We pay the expenses, We get results, We remit results, We take the blame. NO COLLECTION NO CHARGE WHY MAINTAIN A MORGUE f Send ns your slow ones KNIGHT ADJUSTMENT CO. McMinnville, Oregon what they used to be, although my w ife was so econofnlcal she used to make waists and such things fo r her self out o f my superannuated shirts. “ Oh, doggone It. there Isn’t any un adulterated happiness in matrimony. I wonder that young fellows like Goose- worthy don’t look around them, and contemplate the dejected appearance o f the majority o f husbands. But even if they did. It wouldn’t do them any good. I suppose, fo r they are fnll of pipe dreams, and they think the girls they are going to marry are different from all other girls, and that they will prove exceptions to the general rule. “ I had a wise old uncle In those hal- ryon days, and nbout a week before the wedding day, he hacked me Into a corner and handed me a dust-proof package o f wisdom. He tried to lead me Into taking a sensible view o f the future. He talked about the cares and responsibilities that would be mine after the^wedfltng, and wanted to know If I felt equal to them. He tried to show me that I wasn’t going to marry an angel, but a human being llfte myself, with a human being’s faults and frailties. “ I let him get that far, and then 1 told him that his gray hairs alone saved him from having his -head re modeled, nnd said I never wanted him to darken my door, and he never did. I had to darken It myself, with wnl nut stain. But many a time after ward, I recalled his wise words and wept over his grave.” Nut W aiter w A ted. ;; SEASONABLE CUT FLOWERS UNDERTAKERS CARPENTERING W all O ff. T H E H O M E OF F L O W E R S OREGON W. J. 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